/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Gurass

the coolest dino takin the first post

>>37559244
Aren't those surgical latex gloves?

who?

gura really is the best vtuber in the world, there is literally no other vtuber as good as her at making me want to end my life

>>37559328
>Last Online: 6 years ago

I haven't chummed since the last stream...

be the chum in ur balls

Hang in there.

>>37559520
I'll try

>>37559227
I want to drink Gura's bath water so bad...

Vored by Gura!

Remember when Gura promised she would communicate better?
Good times

>>37559736
just send her a few $100 super chats to call her out on her behavior

If we're lucky, we might get another shill tweet for the convention this weekend.

>>37559328
cause of disappearance: unrecoverable ass beating

>>37559761
this but make them $1000 to really send a message

>>37559866
get it? communication:message?

MEMBER POST

>>37559979
ISREAL

>>37559992
No matter how many of these I see guras idea of dino gremlin into sex transition was beautiful

im sorry buds but im gonna do it, whenever next stream is im going hard at gura and im not stopping till she gives us answers or she bans me
cant take this bullshit no more

>>37560084
You believe that right now but as soon you hear her voice you'll mellow out against your will

>>37560084
you said this every time and it never happened

>>37560084
rrat: management has hounded her on the things she can say, like during the last member thus she hesitates to communicate more

>>37560084
>Gura, I want answers!!!
>umm busy busy, pc hort, health hort, sowwy will try harder.
>Hahaha, see, pressuring her worked!!!

Alright that's enough, I'm standing up for myself, I won't let Gura make sexual remarks towards me anymore, I'm going to her room right now and putting an end to this, just watch me chummies.

>>37560208
my post
update she chummed

Enough is enough, I am tired of getting seduce by this horny bitch. I am going to rape her till she beg for mercy or ban me from entering her house

>>37560208
>>37560264
Both of these chummies were raped by Gawr who was waiting for them in Gura's room.

>>37560312
Gawr huh? Ill handle her stand back gents

we're long past due for a bit of accelerationism
i always knew i'd be the harbinger of the final yab

>>37560312
>Raping Gura while getting rape by Gawr
H...Hot

hmm, gura...

2 can play that game

she's so beautiful.........

2 more weeks until I'm done with Gura, chuubas, and this board in general. Dwarf fortress will become my new reality bros.

cone

>>37561092
how can we stop you from leaving anon?

>>37561162
You can't. My Dwarf Fortress patience has served me well during my time here with you buds, but finally my patience is being rewarded.
I had a lot of fun with all of you including the schizos but my journey ends here.
Good luck buds and remeber patience makes life easier.

>>37561230
dwarf fortress schizo, no.......

>>37561152
Where can she fits her brain...?

>>37561092

>>37561342
everywhere, thats my wife

>>37561342
>brain

/r/ing her last unarchived stream.

>>37561548
Is it not at the usual place?

>>37561876
No, hence the request.

Fat child pussy, so soft and warm...

>>37561955
It is. I just checked.

>>37562008
Does the usual place mean something different?

>>37562084
It does. https://rentry.org/gawrchive

Gura squirt on my cock

>>37562117
Neat.

>>37562178
Now draw her wearing a giant foot

Also rushingthemound isnt you is it?

>>37562178
I wish that was me...

no laugh, no cry, only pain

>>37562752

>>37562752
Anon easy on the anal sex...

>>37562752
your mound is getting rushed too much anon?

>>37561152
I truly hate the fact that someone thought this edit would be funny. It's terrible.

Reminder that Gura isnt streaming because nobody has done this for her yet
https://twitter.com/ShinoShadow1/status/1593220254238650371

Im honestly disappointed in my fellow cumbuds

>>37562877

Masha Allah Habibi i miss gura but thankfully we beat those Argentinians

>>37562935
This is fine but that grug edit is horrible.

>>37563012
you rang?

>>37562909
oh I like how his peepee looks

>>37562909
I like this one with Miko
https://twitter.com/ShinoShadow1/status/1586704356463632384

>>37562877

>>37562909
Still not a single other anon has posted a goomed on nendo. Let alone a jarred one.
I remain the only true cumbud.

>>37563193
confess girlnon are you the mound

>>37563304
ive seen like 3 nendo cum tribs but only the 1 posted here.
very sad

What if Gura is refusing to stream as a form of protest against the untimely handling/release of the DakimaGura?

>>37565157
More likely to be about the suspension of a colleague

>>37565251
rumao
colleague
rumao

>>37565157
Gura got sexually harassed by Noir and shes trying to get him fired
Lets all take a moment to appreciate everything she does for us.

good morning
i love gura

>>37565521
Goob morning to you

>>37565521
Not as much as I do tho

>>37562909
I was broke when you could preorder the nendo and I refuse to get one from a scalper. Sorry Gura but I'll have to keep sending you my goom energy telepathically.

>>37565873
Retailers have them in stock now you know... for normal prices

>>37565873
It's literally in store on the goodsmile store and has been for weeks...

I love my wife so much!!

>>37566028
They are? Then why aren't those lazy retards shipping mine? I ordered two at the same time, but they only shipped one so far. I thought I would only have to pay shipping once...

>>37566258
I've never heard of goodsmile ever splitting an order

Good Evening I Love Gura

https://twitter.com/onion_1443/status/1595043761851346945
T u T

>>37566578
T o T

only gura can solve the russo-ukraine war

>>37566578
That's a child

>>37566766
Don't say it so erotically.

>>37566655

>>37566578
literal toddlercon, kill yourselves immediately pedophiles
Also why even have a thread up for a nonexistent streamer?

>>37566926
She's the protagonist of /vt/

>>37566578
Seriously what the fuck was Nacho thinking when she designed Gura. She's 100% pure unfiltered sex. T o T

>>37566926
to make you seethe

>>37566926
if you want cunny you just have to ask, no need to bait for it

>>37565157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVYYPyJCIzc

Surely she could have told management that she doesn't want to break radio silence just to shill amogus.
stream today, i believe.

>>37567565
oh well, another 2 weeks off...

Child shark pit status?

I told you chumbuds, we're back in the cycle... disappearance stage again.... pain....

>>37567773
Covered in my saliva

>>37567789
we never left it.

>>37567773
Warm, moist, and hairless

GOD BLESS AMERICA
GOD BLESS THIS SHARK

Remember Gura?
I miss Gura

>>37566926
She looks 6 year old which is slightly above what I'd classify as toddlercon.

>>37566926
I agree. Toddlers are too old.

Gura is a pubescent girl ready to bear children (mine).

>>37568165
I hate this view. I want her to be a prepubescent girl who has just started Elementary school and isn't even remotely fertile. I want to train her to enjoy my cock and send her to school each day with her pussy full of my cum.

Gura is an adult womanchild

chumbuds cum in all sizes

>>37568429
Gimme the sauce boss

>>37568471
Have a blast, anon. The entire Hololive ensemble is here.
https://imhentai.xxx/gallery/920411/

>making ai art
>prompt prostitute
>something resembling Gura's overalls comes out

>>37568499

this damn brat can't stop thinking about it, someone needs to teach her to respect it
https://youtu.be/-9B-PnAcoEA

>>37563681
Master-Slave Kamehameha

>>37568732
I knew she would try something like this the moment I saw you could 'draw' in the game. Fucking brat.

>>37568674
>making
you're not the one making it, fleshbag.

shark... juice.. onega--

I fully believe Gura will stream today and may Allah strike me dead if I am wro

>>37569087
NO WAIT ALLAH KILL ME INSTEAD
I WANT IT MORE

i miss guwa..

Sex with a fembud.

Gura please come back I can't live without your cunny

>>37569956
Why hasn't she posted her schedule?

>>37567805
who is the artist?

Does anyone remember when lily hooper posted here about finding a discord full of girls who like cunny or something like that? If anyone could point me toward that post, I'd appreciate it. I can't find it in the archives and it's driving me mad. Here is a Gura, please disregard if you don't know or care.

>>37570171

Loli shark very cute

oilbaronbuds..?

>>37570251
SHE HATES US
SHE'S GONNA GRADUATE

Gura should have liked this.

>>37567725
It fucking sucks. I don't think I can take it any more if there's still no word tonight, management tweets will always be in the back of my head. I don't know, we all hate Twitter, but there's still YT members or something else, I don't care. This phase always sucks, and we are the laughing stock of the whole board every time. Yeah, autism, anxiety, depression, etc, but is it really so much to ask for an update every day or every other day?

Gura :S

>>37570492
Don't worry. Kronii and Vesper are the primary focus last I checked. We're gucci.

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH THIS FUCKING BRAT!!!!!

>>37570635
What brat? I haven't seen one in days.

>>37569395
There are no fembuds

>>37570832
There's like 4 fembud vtubers and that's just the vtuber ones that people here post about.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura's spine according to Gura.

Gura maybe today, and Gura 100% tomorrow if not

>>37571630
That's not the only thing I'd like to suck on.

>>37570181
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/11836619

GOOOOOB

>>37570727
The one sitting on my lap right now. T u T

Gura said she's gonna need help with her PC. Who's helping her?

>>37571999
Me. We're holding hands installing the GPU right now.

>>37571999
I'll be helping her with her PC and her PS (pissy slitty TuT)

>>37571999
Me. The parts arrived like 4 days ago but we've just been so busy having unprotected sex that we haven't even started putting the PC back together.

God I love cunny...
https://litter.catbox.moe/hwsnrr.jpg

Will the HoloEarth beta have Gura in it?

wtf chumbros is this true? >>37568522

>>37572237
Don't worry about it. Don't play it. It's going to be absolute fucking trash just like Hololive ERROR.

>>37572342
>her commentary is 90% noises and 10% innuendo
>somehow trying to imply that this is bad
Stopped reading there

>>37572342
>ISRAEL

>>37572342
sadly, yes

There's like 10 Gura threads right now. She's the protagonist of /vt/

>>37562117
if nyaa had let me sign up i'd upload them there but ohh no my "IP address" is "suspicious"

>>37572355
I know, I just want to hear goob voice lines in case she has them. I doubt it though.

>papa shark got to see goob grow up to be a fine lady
>i will never experience something similar

>>37572534
whos the antagonist?

>>37572679
He also got to goose her when she goes up the stairs.

>>37570492
>every day or every other day
let's get to "announce specific streams in advance" first, yeah?

Remember when Gura said that she would communicate more?

>>37572682
numberfags and SEAschizos

>>37572768
No, I don't.

>>37572793
neither does she

Looks like I'm the last chumbud. sorry but guras mine now haha

>>37572811

Gura is sleeping right now

>>37572837
Not so fast. Gura's autism only makes me love her more.

>>37572768

>>37572890
Risu sleeps 18 hours every day and she still finds time to stream and tweet.

>>37572967
I don't watch ID

>>37572705
Do they have stairs down there in atlantis?

>>37572967
Vax side effects... many such cases!
So glad my Gura didn't get the clotshot...

You guys ever listen to Jimmy Buffett? I like his more upbeat stuff but his slower songs are pretty good too. I want to take Gura on a boat ride and listen to Jimmy Buffett

Comm buds will hate me for saying this but I'm glad Gura doesn't Tweet like that to 1.3m people. Save it for stream where the people that care will hear you.

>>37572994
You should because you'll be surprised how lazy EN really is.

>>37573079
It's ironic, but the solution to Gura having a lot of people following her is to tweet MORE, not less. The people who don't care will turn off notifications if she floods them.

>>37573079
too bad she doesn't stream either

Do you guys think Gura is going to end up graduating?

>>37573085
You'll be surprised to know Vtubers aren't my primary form of entertainment / hobby, which is the case for most viewers. The people who whine on this board all day are 1% of top vtuber's viewers.

>>37573050
>Jimmy Buffett
?

>>37573178
we don't have any way of telling when is that going to happen

>>37573195
I'm not surprised by that.

>>37573178
she should get a STEM degree

>>37573221
I know. I'm just worried because this all is reminding me of Sana. I don't like it.

The incredibly sexual muskiness of pee stained loli panties...

>>37573257
you're sounding like a tako falseflagger now

>>37573213
Dude Jimmy Buffett makes some great music. Its super relaxing too. I think the thread would be better if there was constant Jimmy Buffett playing and everyone had to listen to it

>>37573298
Make that two. Two people reminding me of Sana.

>>37573280
sniff this
>>37573257
watch streams
>no streams

>>37573221
She talked about things planned a year from now like a couple of weeks ago didn't she?
Unless plans change she is around for another full year by her own words

>>37573347
Don't mind if I do... *SSSSSSSNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>37573316
i once lived through three months of endless jimmy buffett and i will not go back

>>37573257
>Has year long plans
>Has said she's not going anywhere
>Has a couple of bad weeks + tech issues
>"iS ShE grAdUaTing???"
It's like some of you have brains capable of remember only up to a week at a time.

>>37573347

>>37573395
Sounds great to me. I could listen to these island jams for years on end. Besides how could you listen to something like Cheeseburger in Paradise and get mad

>>37573451
No, that'd be you, anon. I'm basing this off how often she vanishes without communication. Not bothering to communicate is an extremely bad sign, even if you have tech issues.

>>37573494
i was literally forced to listen to jimmy buffett all day long for three months and it got old

>>37573519
retail anon...

>>37573451
It's """chumbuds"""

>>37573358
>Unless plans change she is around for another full year by her own words
>another full year by her own words
>by her own words
we don't have any way of telling when is that going to happen

>>37573546
actually the only time i worked retail (about 25 years ago) we had a great playlist of new wave music

>>37573085
People always go on about hard work and stuff but if they can't give me the same feeling that Gura does then they aren't worth watching.

>>37573502
Gura is an enigma, she sucks at communication. Unless she says otherwise she has already talked about her future.

>>37573519
Was it his entire discography or just the popular songs? Because he has over 25 hours total of released music so you could go for a while without hearing a repeat

does anyone have the cunny loop image?

>>37573617

>>37573451
>a couple of bad weeks
October had pretty much the only good few weeks in the last like what, 7 months?

>>37573636
What level are we on right now?

>>37573316
Jimmy Buffett is fucking horrible music for boomers to "let loose" to.

>>37573607
She also said she'd communicate more. That is talk about her future. She did not follow through.

I am so sick of her bullshit

>>37573085
>whaaaaaaaa, I need vtubers to be online 24/7 because I'm a fucking loser with no life or other hobbies

>>37573663
Not pictured

>>37573085
>some fat slob who does nothing but watch vtubers calling other people lazy

>>37573699
If she can do it, so can Gura.
No excuses.

>>37573768
I work 6 hours every day

>>37573699
Where the fuck do you think you are?

time to do my reps

>>37573667
Look man Jimmy Buffett lets me pretend I'm on a boat drifting aimlessly on a beautiful open sea. I've always loved the ocean (its part of the reason I like Gura) but I've been unfortunate enough to live in a landlocked state for all my life. Jimmy Buffett is as close as I can get to beach life

I haven't listened to music other than vtuber karaokes for years

>>37573823
Yeah, gooming reps.

>>37573818
Koyori should play some armored core.
Maybe I'll watch her then.

If Gura does schedule a stream it won't show up in your sub feed. Youll have to go to her homepage to find it. YT fucked something up yesterday around 5pm est and all scheduled and current livestreams stopped showing up in the sub feed. They are finally aware of the issue and looking for a fix.

>>37573865
Theres a lot of good music out there. You should explore to find some stuff you like. Unless you're fine with listening to karaokes in which case, who the hell am I to tell you what to do, do whatever makes you happy man

>>37573466

If she doesn't clean up her act by Jan 1st, I fully expect her to finish her contract year and leave. Feels like she's been trying to finish her Hololive bucket list rather than chill with the chumbies.

>>37574086
WDSDIB?

>>37568499
My god! Thanks anon. Have this in return
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/7678578?q=Gura

I miss this lazy, non caring about her fans retard soooooo much

>>37574400
This isn't top grade shit, but it's pretty good and more than I was expecting in return. Thanks!

>>37574113
i dunno man, i think she's more likely to just kind of linger in this cynical limbo for a few years

When is she going to japan?

>>37574840
With me in 2.5 weeks

Licky lickly Gura clitty

>>37574491
Welcome! I always got this if you’d like

https://litter.catbox.moe/4tboxc.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/flhlwm.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/4a8hsq.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/183rf8.png
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=waterring+gawr_gura&commit=Search

https://youtu.be/sJdpKc-ENSI
ecchi iwara tv/videos/jkl9ksnxoyfg48avj
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6364858
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6596069

>>37575047
God damn it, anon. I just busted my last nut for the day. None of this is useful to me now.
Gonna leave this open and hope I'll remember to use it next nut. Thanks for the images.

>>37570321
Just do it and end it all already.

I want Gura to ride my face so bad...

Gura doesn't wear diapers
Gura doesn't wear condoms
two of the statements in the post are true

>>37575779
Gura wears diapers.

This is what Gura likes.
https://litter.catbox.moe/eo1wk0.jpg

>>37575892
but she doesn't have a pe

>>37575941
She likes seeing lolis defiled

>>37575962
Seeing? No, she self-inserts as them.

Gura is so warm and tiny...

Gura go potty on daddy's wee wee

I miss Gura, had fun making this AI Goomba in a suit while I wait for her return though.

did you buy the amogus merch little pay piggies?

>>37576823
Some of it. It's genuinely good merch.

>>37576823
no i did not purchase it

>purchasing anything with that little amogus faggot on it
No, I don't think I will.

>>37559355
>surgical latex gloves
those are the only kind that are sold in drug stores in America, nobody bothers selling non-sterile nitrile gloves

Both of her PCs are still broken, that's why she can't stream.
And she lost her phone again.

Maybe we should stream for Gura and she can be chat. We'll ban everyone else so it's just Gura in chat.

Im gura

>>37577416

>>37576823
Everything with Goob in it, yes
except the $110 set of 3 inch plushies, fuck that

>>37577416
Thoughts?

really makes you think

I can't wait for Gura to get her PC fixed this week. I'm really glad she very clearly told us last week what was happening so the retarded faggot schizo doomposters wouldn't be so stupid as to clog up /ggg/ with their faggotry. I love Gura.

>Gawr "I'm gonna have it fixed by next week" Gura

>>37577791
Well it's still "next week".. although she COULD MAYBE post a members post or something but that's... that's how she is..

>>37577708
no god dammit y did u have to post this
i was just getting to the point of feeling like i can finally drop this lazy shit, but now all i can think of is her slaughtering filthy gopniks and i love her again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@A

>>37577791
2 more weeks
Trust the plan

>>37559992
Is that kurokami clothes

>>37577708
>>37578187
>>>/pol/

>>37578010
it's Thanksgiving week anon. But I applaud you for your perseverance

The shill RT just looked so bad for members, no one can deny that

hi hi hi hi!! beef pc is fixed now yaay! ive baked a lot of delicuous cakes and been working on some of holo stuff that youll see soon (hopefully) :3
i ll be gone for a few days more because my family gave me a surprise visit for thankgsiving...
see u soon

>>37578484
Don't care, too busy fapping to the goom perms.

>>37578361
Do you American have thanksgiving every fucking week?? Seriously it feels like the last time was only a few months ago

>>37578484
Not really, no.

>>37578484
Thanksgiving week, new valheim week, JP visit week/weeks, Holiday week/weeks, post-Holiday hangover week/weeks. I am excited for December and January!

After Valentine and Holofes, I don't think I can do the Gura timeloop again.

I love Gura'a little girl cun

You know it wouldn't be half as bad if she just did something for us. She knows she's out of commission for a week or more, so why not give us a Twitter space or a nice member's post at least, anything really. Not to mention she should still have a streaming laptop but ok...
Like this it just feels a bit as though she's using this unfortunate situation as a "free vacation" ticket without trying to show up for us at all.
Oh well... I just miss her a lot

I felt like shit during the house hunting break
I felt like shit during all those unexplained days off that followed
Now I don't feel anything but some disappointment. I just can't understand how you can be so ungrateful to your fanbase.

I'm starting to understand the mechanics of this gacha game, I might be getting sucked in and I hate it
But I will be prepared to give Gura my Lifetime Contract when the collab DLC drops

>>37579163
God I can't wait for you to shoot yourself.

>>37579002
I think it's more than clear at this point that she doesn't care about us that much. This is not the first and won't the last time she does this. I'm just going to enjoy her holidays streams and just cancel my membership

>>37579002
I was hoping this is the year, I really do. But no, it's a one step forward, two steps back instead.

i see its the usual whining hours

I'd rather have you faggots shit on Gura than crying like little bitches, this is unbearable. Grow a pair.

>>37579308
Because we're not hating, just really disappointed.

You guys are pretty funny.

>>37579305
They don't seriously think they're convincing anyone that they're real chumbuds, do they? They can't be that delusional.

Look at those adult men crying like little bitches lmao

>>37579206
Sorry but that won't happen anytime soon, I'm doing pretty good and I'm glad about not being so emotionally attached to her anymore. I'm still a chumbud and enjoy her content when she streams but it's still disgusting to see how little she cares about the people who have helped her reach her dreams.

>>37579335
Have you tried doing anything else with your time?

>>37579308
The teacucks are larping as chumbuds to try and get us to on our oshi. They underestimate our love for Gura.

If there's one thing I can say it's that I'm membered to a few JPs like Watame or Koyori as well and you can really feel the difference between how much they care about their fan base and apologizing to them or making up for missed streams or days off or whatever and how ENs tackle the same aspect.
I guess it'd be silly to hope for that here though, they just seem to approach this job differently, with a different mindset

JPbros are at their breaking point too...

>>37579465
Fucking schizo anti fake chumbud

>>37579453
Nice try, fakebud.

Real "chumbud" hours

>>37579533
Yeah?

>>37579465
It's like he copy pasted one of our schizo's posts and translated it.

>>37579465
>Do you have a relationship with someone in custody?
man nips fucking crack me up kek

>>37579176
I figured I would drop it fast, but considering it takes barely a minute of my time to log in and skip-battle to farm, I guess I'll max out Gura and use her to clear some content.
Also, I found a new waifu, forgive me Gura.

>>37579595
>>37579596
If you look up his profile he does sound like a schizo https://twitter.com/TubameKikuchi/status/1595060827929063425

>>37579578
5 bucks a month doesn't make you not a fakebud. You are a fakebud, you have always been a fakebud. Drop the pretense, deactive your membership, unsub, and never taint sweet Gura's name by speaking or typing it ever again. Tou don't deserve her.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>37579775
Gura is avoiding you just as much as she's avoiding fakebuds, so what does it matter?

>>37579775
English very good

>>37579832
I love Gura and I enjoy watching her content.

>>37579578
get on my level, pleb

>>37579659
>not even a loli
An apt filename, since your new waifu is trash

>>37579578
Nice filename, you definitely just took a screenshot and didn't save this from someone else in a prior thread, "chumbud"

Whoever recommended to watch Fauna during Gura ghosting periods, I just wanna say thanks. My time as a chumbie has come to an end. I enjoyed my time here.

>>37579979
Please make it less obvious how new you are to 4chan and its extensions

>I'll most likely have it fixed by next week
I should have realized this meant
>I will be gone for more than a week without giving you a single update

>>37579995
Sure thing, new ip chama

Ideally her computer won't be fixed in time for the con that nobody is going to record.

>>37580016
Please make it less obvious how full of shit you are, this is getting embarrassing, cripple

>>37579918
She's a total bitch, too, but she's funny.
Aesthetically, her boobs are too big but her shirt downplays them.
I would like Gura to get an outfit with very long hair like this.

>>37580127
You're really gonna keep embarrassing yourself?

>>37580144
I have skipped every cutscene and piece of characterization information. I have no idea who anyone is or what the story is. I just want to grind out whatever I need to get Gura and the other Myth girls too.
I may have skipped a bit too much because I barely know how to play the game either

>>37579775
Can you try that again without crying this time?

Just thinking of gooba

>>37580283
Same desu

>>37580266
I skipped like 90% of the story, only stopped to read for a couple characters.
You need Kaci Bins to equip the Gura skin on, so burn an SSR selector ticket on her if you didn't pull her already.

Goob...

Anyone who's been watching Barb's streams know when he's leaving for work again?
It's clear she isn't streaming until then

Who?

>>37580634
He's no longer relevant to Gura. Pick a new target.

>>37580488
I have Gura's, Ina's and Ame's units. I heard that Calli's and Kiara's will be available on event in December.

Gura is streaming tomorrow.

>>37580634
You should know since you are the only faggot watching some random dude while pretending that more people care about him

>>37580810
gura is streaming in my mouth today

>>37580832
Based

>>37580727
His work schedule is definitely 100% relevant when she takes her breaks so who cares.
He came home on Wednesday and she stopped streaming, and she won't stream again until he has to leave

>>37580810
Can confirm, I have a long shift tomorrow and she times all her return streams to when I'm busy.

Ew, it replied to me. I got to take a shower.

Seriously how can you even defend this lazy bitch at this point? Only mentally ill fans care who have stockholm syndrome.

>>37580944
Good idea. The smell is probably part of why Gura has been avoiding you for a full week.

>>37580903
He was online before then.

>Okay, we're gonna test like two or three songs, and if it's still bad, we're also going to void this stream. Huh... And I'll be out of commission until I fix this which will only be a couple days

>>37581231
some people think "couple" can refer to more than two

>>37581231
She was obviously tired and stressed about it.
Earlier in the stream she said "I'll probably have it fixed by next week" which sounds more realistic.
Luv me sharkwife and if you think she's doing something wrong you are a fucking anti.

>>37581260
Retarded ESL nigger

>>37581323
Not him but I don't consider it anti to wish for her to give us any sign. Yes, her shit is broken, yes she needs to wait for parts. But she already improved her communication once not long ago when she gave us some nice member posts, why not do that now too?

mom it's arguing with itself again

>>37581323
I think Gura does lots of things sub-optimally, most likely because she's a bit dumb, which is also part of what makes her so lovable, so in the end it's a wash I guess

>>37579465
The answer to all those questions is 'yes'.

>>37581323
"by next week" means "before next week begins"

>>37581364
"couple" is rigidly, exactly two.

>>37581374
You are a fucking anti for trying to twist her words. Kill yourself.
>>37581402
Posting blatant lies is the weakest form of bait.

>>37581408
This is a pet peeve of mine. No, you are wrong. People don't use "a couple of hours" in the sense that it means exactly two. It just meany at least two, but it could also be slightly more than that.

>>37581449
By next week, anon. By the time next week rolls around. By the time the current one ends. By the time the next one starts. Before then. Before the next week starts.
Before next week.

>>37581491
using "couple" when it"s about two is fine, as long as you're trying to convey an idea of quantity that's rooted in its nearness to two. intentionally using "couple" when you intend "more than two" is simply an error.

>>37581522
Shit bait, I'll give you a (You) since you are desperate for attention

>>37581522
english is not your first language I see

>>37581554
Whether it’s an error or not, in practice, people use it near-synonymously with “a few”.

This discussion is retarded. It doesn't matter how much you retards whine or defend, it doesn't matter because she'll be back when she comes back.

>>37581655
sure, and this form of destruction of the meaning of words through ignorance is one of the ways that language changes. in this case, it's a change for the worse, damaging the expressive capacity of english for no reason other than laziness.

>>37581491
>>37581655
honestly it varies wildly depending on how large the timeframe is, a couple minutes/seconds is always way more than 2, a couple years/months is almost always about two, days are kinda in the middle

>>37581574
>>37581642
White knights in charge of twisting themselves into pretzels to defend the girl who intentionally
tosses them aside, ignores them, and ghosts them.

>>37581755
don't worry, the japanese never fire people for incompetence so she's fine

>>37581676
Both extremes are braindead. Schizos yelling into the void and ""fans"" defending being treated like shit after countless similar situations, same kind of retards.

>>37581693
Yeah but language has always had those exact changes in meaning, and terms are invented or shift into new meanings just as often as they move out of old ones.

>open thread at work
>faggots shitting it up again
Guess ill see you buds again later. I love her

>>37581843
well, as long as you agree it's a change for the worse.

Can someone just post porn and get it over with?

This isn't the way a holo should treat her fanbase.
Other fanbases know this.
Gura knows this.
Deep down (You) know this.

>>37581889
I do but my love is nigh infinite. Every relationship has one side love the other more than they get loved back, it's never a perfect 50/50. I can live with being the one who loves more..

>>37581946
Based, at least you admit it

Anyone here speak the black tongue of japanese? Do Aqua/Shion's fans get the same endless tide of shitposts with their frequent breaks? Genuinely curious, even if I'm pretty sure the answer is yes because jap shitposters seem to be much worse than ours, if anything.

>>37581867
I don’t think it’s good or bad, I just think of it as an inherent part of language, in general and in this specific case. But that’s only my opinion about a much larger debate that actual linguists have, which is pretty outside the scope of this thread.

>>37581889
It would be hard for me to stop loving her. I don't have anyone else to love either...

>>37581227
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1656438458?t=01h40m45s

>>37581889
Everyone sane knows this. The coping retards calling anyone with any kind of complaint an anti do not.

>>37582242
He was still on discord

>>37582242
Can someone remind me how this dude is related to Gura in any way whatsoever?

lazy wife doko.....
i really dont understand why she does this

It's all so tiresome... each time it looks like she's finally back things end up getting even worse.

>>37582374
There is none. Just some faggot pajeet with brain damage posting.

>>37582407
wdym, she took a few days break, beef pc got disassembled, old pc got broken by super sanic, now she is waiting for new pc