/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE MY HUSBAND

>>37538927
I made this post

SHINY SPICY LOVE SEX

>>37538821
/ᛗᚨᚾᛊ/ ᚲᛟᛗᛗᚨᚾᛞᛗᛖᚾᛏᛊ.
>1. ᚹᚺᛁ ᚾᛟᛏ ᛗᛖᚱᚷᛖ ᚹᛁᚦ /ᛊᛏᚨᚱᛊ/?
ᛏᚺᛟᚢ ᛊᚺᚨᛚᛚ ᚾᛟᛏ ᛟᚢᛖᚱᚱᛁᛞᛖ ᚦᛖ ᛞᛁᛊᚲᚢᛊᛊᛟᚾ ᛟᚠ ᚦᛁ ᚾᛖᛁᚷᚺᛒᛟᚱ.
>2. ᛞᛟ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚷᚢᛁᛊ ᚹᚨᚾᛏ ᚲᛟᛚᛚᚨᛒᛊ ᚹᛁᚦ ᚺᛟᛚᛟᛚᛁᚢᛖ?
ᛁᛏ ᛁᛊ ᚾᛟᛏ ᛟᚠ ᛟᚢᚱ ᚲᛟᚾᚲᛖᚱᚾ.
>3. ᛞᛟ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚷᚢᛁᛊ ᚹᚨᚾᛏ ᚲᛟᛚᛚᚨᛒᛊ ᚹᛁᚦ ᚾᛁᛃᛁᛊᚨᚾᛃᛁ?
ᛁᛏ ᛁᛊ ᚾᛟᛏ ᛟᚠ ᛟᚢᚱ ᚲᛟᚾᚲᛖᚱᚾ.
>4. ᛞᛁᛞ ᛁᛟᚢ ᚷᚢᛁᛊ ᛊᛖᛖ ᚦᛖ ᛒᛟᛁᛊ ᚾᚢᛗᛒᛖᚱᛊ?
ᛁᛏ ᛁᛊ ᚾᛟᛏ ᛟᚠ ᛟᚢᚱ ᚲᛟᚾᚲᛖᚱᚾ.
>5. ᛞᛁᛞ ᛁᛟᚢ ᛊᛖᛖ ᚹᚺᚨᛏ /ᚲᚨᛏᚨᛚᛟᚷᚢᛖ/ ᛁᛊ ᛊᚨᛁᛁᛜ?
ᛏᚺᛟᚢ ᛊᚺᚨᛚᛏ ᚾᛟᛏ ᚹᚨᛊᛏᛖ ᛏᛁᛗᛖ ᛟᚾ ᚦᛖᛁᚱ ᚠᛟᚢᛚ ᚹᛟᚱᛞᛊ.
>6. ᛏᚺᛖ ᛒᚨᛁᛏᛖᚱᛊ ᚨᚱᛖ ᛁᚾᛊᚢᛚᛏᛁᛜ ᛁᛟᚢᚱ ᛒᚱᛟᛊ!
ᛏᚺᛟᚢ ᛊᚺᚨᛚᛏ ᚾᛟᛏ ᚹᚨᛊᛏᛖ ᛏᛁᛗᛖ ᛟᚾ ᚦᛖᛁᚱ ᚠᛟᚢᛚ ᚹᛟᚱᛞᛊ.
>7. ᚺᛖᛁ ᚷᚢᛖᛊᛊ ᚹᚺᚨᛏ ᛁ ᚺᛖᚱᛞ ᚠᚱᛟᛗ ᚺᛟᛚᛟᛚᛁᚢᛖ/ᚾᛁᛃᛁᛊᚨᚾᛃᛁ!
ᛏᚺᛁᚾᛖ ᚹᛟᚱᛞᛊ ᛞᛟ ᚾᛟᛏ ᛒᛖᛚᛟᛜ ᛁᚾ ᚦᛁᛊ ᛏᛖᛗᛈᛚᛖ.
>8. ᛁᛟᚢ ᚷᚢᛁᛊ ᛊᚺᛟᚢᛚᛞ ᛊᛈᛚᛁᛏ ᚦᛖ ᚦᚱ-
ᛏᚺᛟᚢ ᛊᚺᚨᛚᛏ ᚾᛟᛏ.

ᛏᚺᛖᚱᛖᚠᛟᚱᛖ ᛁ ᛞᛖᚲᛚᚨᚱᛖ ᚦᛁᛊ ᚦᚱᛖᛞ, ᛊᚨᚾᚲᛏᛁᚠᛁᛖᛞ.

I long for your aroma...

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>37538791
Yeah it's strange because Leader was the last one I expected to go there. I've liked him since the start but I've never stopped finding to things to respect him for. He truly is based.

>>37539068
Amen.

/MANS/ 戒律
>1./stars/と合併しないの?
汝、隣人の議論を覆すなかれ。
>2.ホロライブとコラボしてほしい?
余計なお世話。
>3.にじさんじとコラボしてほしい?
余計なお世話。
>4.男子の数字は見た?
余計なお世話。
>5.カタログが言っていることを見た?
汝、彼らの汚い言葉で時間を無駄にするなかれ。
>6.荒らしがおまえらの兄弟をバカにしてるぞ!
汝、彼らの汚い言葉で時間を無駄にするなかれ。
>7.おい、ホロライブ/にじさんじから何を聞いたと思う?
汝の言葉はこの聖堂にふさわしくない。
>8.お前ら、スレを分け……
汝、するなかれ。

よって、このスレを神聖化することを宣言する。

>>37538791
A hanakishi collab could work, since Temma knows more english than Leader knows japanese and could work as a bridge. The problem is how shy and secluded Temma is, you may need to pull Aruran in there too for him to accept.

LEADER LOVE

DADDY VESPER WHERE ARE YOU????

>>37539032
Skal
>>37539068
Amen
>>37539122
アーメン

>>37539032
skål
>>37539068
Amen

>>37539032
skal
>>37539068
amen
>>37539122
my reps

>>37539122
おお、すげ。。。

Leader tolerance, I refuse to be brainwashed.

>>37539122
Omega wants (YOU) to do your reps

I love my boyfriend altare

>>37539177
being corrected by ugly japanese ojisans

>>37539151
Miyabi is the key. Temma will go where he goes and Miyabi wants to do more with his EN kouhai but his Eigo is nowhere near as good as Knight's is. Temma can he both the designated translator and a fun collab addition.

>>37539177
Hes dead Vestie

>>37539151
Wy are the dangerous ones always so shy

>>37539230
It's only a matter of time anon, you're wasting your energy resisting.

>>37539122
日本語上手
>>37539318
I will continue to resist no matter what.

>>37539289
I can't believe Vesper raping Fauna was memed into existence...

>>37539315
It's a limiter. You don't wanna see a Temma at full power.

>>37539318
how many have been mindbroken by him?

>>37539379
she only wears skirts and dresses, it was bound to happen sooner or later

I don't know how much longer I can take this... I miss my daddy...

>>37539290
Also Aruran's Eigo is good enough that he doesn't need Knight as the middle man. There is no reason for Aruran to bring along Temma unless he just wants to. Miyabi bringing Temma around as his translator is a win-win-win for all three involved
>Tempus gets more Daisenpai love
>Daisenpai and Tempus can understand eachother more with Eigo Knight in the middle
>Eigo Knight gets to keep his skills sharp and do collab projects with someone besides Yurustars and Survival Corps

>>37539480
Can't be mindbroken if you mindbroke him first.

your blue gremlin is a cute shota
that is all goodbye

i think vesper should stop being a coward and let me smell his armpits

>>37539480
Zero times! I was a believer since the near start! :)

>dezmond gets away with shitting all over overwatch in no uncertain terms, only has to delete the vod
>nowa gets 2 week suspension for some trivial internal procedural crap
Bureaucracy is hilarious.

>>37539595
t. Leader

>>37539534
>Also Aruran's Eigo is good enough that he doesn't need Knight as the middle man
Press x to doubt. I watched the surprise mc collab he did with Altare ages ago and more often than not he was confused as fuck, but just went with the flow.

>>37539561
so true bestie

I MISS NOWA AAAAAAA COME BACK PLEAS E ILL BE A GOOD LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU WANT ME TO. JUST DONT LEAVE ME AAAA

>>37539620
its ok if you say the game is shit
its not ok to call your managers nigger kikes

>>37539692
So many cute shota legs...

There's only one reason I am alive

>>37539678
Correction, Aruran believes his Eigo is good enough to just go with the flow and read the room. Miyabi needs help and he knows that. Otherwise he would have joined Leader in VC during COD. He needs either Axel or Temma to carry him.

>>37539561
I agree

SHOTATARE LOVE

>>37539547
Why are they so cute...?

>>37539678
Aruran's eigo listening is not very good, so in the middle of that chaos it was very hard for him to understand, but when someone sent in his chat "Altare 1 heart no food" he got it immediately and gave Leader some carrots.

This is why I don't want shota altare in the OP. Degen art spam and tourists...

>>37539879
Meanwhile I've seen Knight read full paragraphs of English in SCs with no sweat. I love Aruran but there isn't any comparison. Maybe SHOGUN but we know why he doesn't show it.

>>37539884
What would you rather talk about right now?

>>37539884
weak

>>37539884
This art is mild as fuck. Only tourists or newshitters would think this is degen

>>37539561
Come back, who are you

>>37539547
>>37539872
They just are. There's no explaining it.

>>37539884
OP pic isn't really shota to begin with.

hello /MANS/ I have returned from a 3 weeks sojourn. how are things? I heard Nowa got booted for 2 weeks due to misconduct, any update on that?

>>37540156
someone just passing by

is there actually shota nsfw of the boys, though? I remember an anon posting shota art of all four of the boys here at some point, can't remember if it was posted on litter or catbox, though.

jwu did Altare skip his twitch stream? over sleep?

>>37540310
probably overslept

>>37540186
>>37539872
>>37539547

>>37540310
probably oversleeping

>>37540264
Boys aren't allowed to address the situation so all we can do is wait and see. On the bright side, the boys are going to be kicking up the streaming hours in his absence.

RIPTARE LOVE

>>37540310
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1594837500459188227
he woke up recently, might just be getting ready

>>37540310
he doesn't have a time listed on his schedule so it'll just be whenever i guess
plus he fell asleep in his chair

>>37540310
He basically jwu a hour ago, idk if he fell asleep again or not, could be probably preparing for his stream
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1594837500459188227

Just nine more days and I can finally join the boys in Tera Raids...

>>37540410
thank you anon, I appreciate the time you spent replying to me. may your day be blessed

>>37540422
rip from ripdesk doesn't make sense, does it?

>>37540396
cute dingo

>>37539480
Why is the screenshot of his face glitching out I took so popular? It even got posted on twitter.

>>37540593
I think it's because rpr is a reaper anon

>Manager found the cum castle

>>37540646
:3

>>37540304

>>37540661
...the more you know

>spent 15 minutes off his debut stream telling a story about how he made a ball out of plastic film and carried it in his car as a mental reminder to never give up, causing him to exceed his one-hour limit and delay the first Tempus collab that was going to happen right after
>a tornado was about to hit the place where he lived, and while his roommates were busy stacking supplies for the incoming danger, Vesper decided that the best thing to do was to fuck off to some bar in the middle of the eye of the storm and have some drinks. He ended up being stranded there for 30 hours.
>Just straight up left his work and went biking across the states as if he was Forest Gump. When he got back, his coworkers were rather relieved because they were not sure if he was ever going to return
>grows Carolina reapers in his garden and screams at them because he believes it will make them spicer. He puked after he bit a raw one
>while biking, he stopped at a gas stop, brought some food from a strange-looking employee, and then got away when the same guy offered to show him where the bathroom was. He later learned that that gas stop was abandoned a long time ago, the candies he brought were past expiration date and he had just given money to some hobo.
>broke the bro-code by telling 3k of his viewers that Axel had a deep fascination for Nodoka-chan, which he had to make up for it by making people think he himself has a crush on A-chan
>Was called a perverted ojisan by Astel, a sexist by Kronii, a healslut by Altare, and the cumslut of Tempus by many posters on /vt/
>he prefers women with small chests and big asses
>spent so much time playing FTL in college that he had to finish two papers at the last minute, only to turn both to the wrong class
>during a Zomboid stream he did a bit where his character was addicted to stealing underwears. This culminated, a month later, in the entirety of Tempus plus a few JP senpais posting their real underwear on Twitter
>four months after debut and he already became the first EN talent to get a public suspension

>>37540646
:3

>>37540646
It just really captures his essence

>>37540422
>>37540593
The real problem with Riptare is that it suggests that RPR tops

>>37540573
No problem brother. Remember to take it easy.

>>37540646 (me)
>>37539480
Here’s the full screenshot.

>>37539099
I expected that from him to begin with, predebut he was in alot of starJP's chat

>>37540737
didnt some fucked up shit happen in his childhood or young adolescent years

Verbal incidences that led to the suspension of Vesper:

>Incident on 12/10/22
>Manager: YouTube can be a dog eat dog world.
Vesper: Yeah I guess you people know about eating dogs, right?

>Incident on 18/10/22
>Manager: Good morning Vesper-san, I appreciate you getting up early for this meeting.
Vesper: Goddamn man, it's 3am. Two nukes wasn't enough I swear....

>Incident on 26/10/22
>Manager: Good evening Ve-
Vesper: Yeah hi, can I get an order of chow main, shrimp fried rice uhhh...
>Manager: Vesper-san I'm not th-
Vesper: Like ten of those spring rolls and uhhh... Don't send me any of those goddamm sticks this time.

>Incident on 18/11/22
>Manager: ....
Vesper: ....
>Manager: *sigh* Hello Ve-
*Gong sound*
Vesper: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO Manager-sama!

>>37540794
Congratulations, you found the first pairing Altare would have a difficult time topping in. If only rpr was as old as Noir.

>>37540854
yes because he's vampiric

>>37540937
Go take your meds.

>>37540937
MEDS

Little things that Vesper Noir, the resident scholar of the Tempus adventure guild, said that may have pissed his manager
>she has a giant cock
>twitch is where all the garbage goes
>I'm not supposed to acknowledge [in reference to the vampire aspect of his character]
>all the racial, xenophobic, and homophobic slurs said offstream

>>37540794
That's true. Leader would have him barking like a dog in minutes.

>>37541002
Let's not forget the following too:
>No trans? Nice

>>37541002
>twitch is where all the garbage goes

>>37540890
>difficult time topping in
Huh? The delusions /here/ are something else
> If only rpr was as old as Noir
We do agree on one thing though

>>37540871
kek

>>37541067
I love Nowa

>>37539379
I'm only suprised it took this long.

>>37539379
Uh no, he impregnated Ina, that's why she's on maternity leave right now

>>37541109
/MANS/ is a cyclone of delusions. There's always at least one anon that has an outrageous one that no one else here has.

>>37541221
remember the announcement said that it was a multiple occurrence, which means he made multiple members pregnant

>>37541002
>do us a favor and kill yourself

>>37540304
You can pass through as much as you like!

>>37540871
Vesper "白魔" Noir

>>37541328
Yeah, no wonder the EN Holo x Stars collabs have stopped, they all are pregnant...

>>37541396
Cute.

Who has grown the most since debut?

>>37541584
In which sense? Don't make me bring the hose

>>37541002
>all the racial, xenophobic, and homophobic slurs said offstream.

i love him even more.

>>37541476
damnit, I wanted to join holoEN and be the first...

>>37541396
Mori is going to molest him...

>>37541584
I like to imagine you mean in physical size

>>37541693
Nah, too tall.

>>37541584
In terms of streaming ability? Axel. He started with very little experience, so his ability to interact with chat has improved a ton.

People will say Altare, but I think he started at a much higher level than Axel.

>>37541584
Axel

>>37541584
axel

>>37541697
Correct.
Let's see the data

>>37541797
Axel is so clippable now.
His bantz with RPR is amazing.
Just needs to move to Japan to fix his home audio situation.

Altare has always been decent, people are just now used to the voice.

>>37541584
my dick

>>37541903
>Nowa's isn't the biggest
terrible analysis

>>37541584
In terms of streaming? axel
In terms of talent? magni
In terms of self-assurance? altare

>>37541903
>Not on scale

>>37541744
>He doesn't want to get molested by someone shorter than him
You gotta think outside of the box sometimes. Its like wanting to have sex with 190cm muscle women who could suplex you in bed.

>>37541993
meanwhile nowa kind of regressed...

>>37542041
I meant that Altare is outside of Mori's strike zone

>>37542041
>have sex with 190cm muscle women who could suplex you in bed
H-hot

>>37541744
I lost track of what I wanted to say halfway through typing. The idea of being dominated by short women is eye awakening.

I can't stay awake much longer, leader....

LEADER WHERE ARE YOU? ASLEEP AGAIN?! SAY SOMETHING

>>37540308
there is :3

>>37540794
True, Altare would still top from the bottom

Coward.

>>37542041
>Its like wanting to have sex with 190cm muscle women who could suplex you in bed.
say more...

I think he fell asleep again...

>>37542542

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1594869799641022465

>>37540446
>>37540457
>>37540310
>Altare is next on the suspension list for sleeping on the job

>>37542731
Axel and messing up his schedule, name a better duo

>>37542656
I'm sorry, the bj I gave him was way too good, he was so relaxed afterwards...

>>37542731
I take it that Axel got the date of the APEX tournament wrong, that dummy

>>37542707
:^)

>>37542731
yes he said this on the apex stream
and leader was probably waiting for axel to wake up so they can play together

>>37542843
Vesper, you are supposed to be reflecting on your mistakes, not gallivanting with your guildies

>>37542861
Oh right, I forgot that Axel asked him if he wanted to play Pokemon together

>>37542561
That Regina looks so badass...

>>37542938
wait did he really?
shiny spicy....ToT

>>37542960
>regina
Urgh

All it took for more Shiny Spicy content was Vesper getting suspended, a sad sacrifice but a very much needed sacrifice... o7

>>37542990
Yeah, during Apex Altare talked about how he was going to play Pokemon and go shiny hunting and Axel said like "Oh, do you wanna do it together?" or something. Dunno if he meant tonight or just at some point in the future though.

>>37543176
What did you say?

>>37542843
I don't remember posting this

>>37543194
management realized they needed shiny spicy to counterbalance the magnoir collabs, so they had to take vesper down

>>37543237
I dislike that name

>>37543275
you don't need to feel so guilty that you just had to suck his cock to apologize and make him feel better, axel :( it's alright to get dates wrong, it happens

I wish Magni could be my Joytoy

>>37543275
Maybe this will help you remembering ...

>>37543322
same i like altaria like vesper called him once

Bought spongebob game out of nostalgia, got all the achievements in less hours than dollars i paid for. there really isn't replayablity after the inital, and the multiplayer isn't much to talk about either. They didn't add new sounds or music, levels or story. it really was just a graphical / code revamp. Still, Magni likes nostalgia, so its the right fit for him

streams doko?

riptare drunk rpr coming onto leader

>>37542060
my rrat is that hololive hurts him and he didnt do his homework before applying because its fucking hololive, even before the suspension

>>37538821
Shiny Hunting (fake)

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1594876794930356225

Leader...

>>37543976
Rpr "Unfortunately I'm straight" and Regis "I'm totally straight" Altare, making out on the couch because RPR is too drunk and Leader can't resist someone desiring him :^)

>>37544105
Stupid jobber.

>>37544105
Man I was ready with my game too

>>37544105
atleast he can get more sleep

>>37544105
Damn it, I wanted to see him excited for his thunder rats :c hope he rests at least desu

Why Holopro suspends Vesper for evading tax?

Anyone got Riptare (not convinced with this pairing name) fics in the works? Or interesting rots others can work with?

>>37544232
Because that's how they took down Al Capone

>>37544105
i just hope he sleeps on his bed this time

>>37544138
You mean Regis "I'm pretty straight but that guy's a total DILF" Altare

>>37544105
Riida...

>Altare falls asleep in his chair
he's just like me fr fr

Or am I just like him?

>>37543447
Would you slip doll chip in him?

>>37544299
Nah, he is sleeping on my breasts

>>37544408
I wrote this post

>>37544375
You can come up with a lot of scenarios if you do something like that. Still, I feel like being remembered is more fun even if he'd just treat it as "another fling on the streets".

>>37544408
I really like this art. Not necessarily for the shipping, but because it just feels so comfy and peaceful. Like being covered by a warm blanket on a cold winter’s night.

>>37544408
Rest well, Axel! Make sure Altare gets all the rest he needs

>>37544674
It’s really soft…

>>37544105
I hope he gets a lot of rest, but since I know he's reading this thread Altare, you use the phrase "all that jazz" a fair amount, and I would suggest mixing it up with similar phrases like "All the nonsense" "etc" "and so on" "and the like" and all that jazz

What did he mean by this?
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1594881518429933568

>>37544674
Same, it's my favorite too! Those kind of arts do are the softest, the kind of touch we sometimes need like when touch deprived Magni came from just a massage

>>37544138
Uoh...no homo’ing each other and then continuing the sloppy make-out

>>37545020
MONKEY MANAGER REPLACED HIM!!

Bros, I can't stop thinking about Nowa. I'm way too nervous about his situation.
The wording on the tweet was to vague. And Mag made it seem like Vesper fucked up hard.
I feel like the guild will never be the same anymore, and the good days are behind us. No more comfy atmosphere of good bros.

>>37545020
I have given him perms to do gorilla streams.

>>37544252
Do you have any other name ideas? I like riptare because it’s like rip and tear rip and tear rip and tear rip and tear

>>37545110
Don't worry, anon. This is just the beginning >;D

>>37545050
>spoiler
Now i need a fucking fic of that
altare blowing magni’s mind with just a massage and making him cum in his pants...

>>37545235
D:

>>37545110
If it's anything, is the slap on the face Vesper needed to protect himself and the boys, Vesper does have a tendency to go over the line sometimes. They need to remember that they are vtubers working for a big corpo.
The boys are fine and still joke about him, Altare said we can bully him when he comes back, they all are still carrying on happily with the streams (just all of their sleep schedules are wack kek)

>>37545169
nta but is that a doom reference

>>37545317
>Altare said we can bully him when he comes back
Not really, he said we should "bully" him with SCs but that we shouldn't joke too much about it. Pretty different connotation.

>>37545317
That old man is so silly~

>>37545317
>altare said we can bully him
timestamp?

don't do it mans, you're not gonna spell it out right

>>37545317
I really wish it hadn’t had to come to a public suspension, because that’s humiliating, but hopefully it forces him to get his shit together. Dude is pretty clearly used to doing what he wants in a corporate setting and having everyone else fall in line behind him. When he started talking about ghosting his managers I knew it wouldn’t end well.

Any moments from the Rest in Ping collab you guys want to see drawn?

>>37545517
beginning of his cyberpunk part 2 stream

>>37545317
I have seen this same post at least 12 times today with different wording

This is a weird raid but I can see it's a raid.

>>37545517
Obviously joking with the wording, Altare meant we should bully Vesper with superchats when he comes back. Its right at the beginning if his latest cyberpunk stream, he adresses the whole situation right away

I was just about to go to sleep

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1594884876909817857?s=46&t=TWjVDcIhWzrEAlNkf9lFVg

>>37545110
Anon, I am ESL and even I know that if someone says "not to downplay the severity of situation" it means that it's nothingburger or that the speaker thinks it's total bs.

>>37545317
>all of their sleep schedules are wack
I imagine all of their schedules are out of whack after what happened.

Personally I'm surprised none of them have defaulted to Minecraft. That's the go-to for guerilla streams.

Ignore the samefag, you can do it mans

>>37545508
R

>>37545317
>>37545546
it's very likely they warned him several times and was lenient with him since debut in the four months but Vesper didn't listen so they had no choice. Every stream where he mentions "Am I gonna get bonked for this?" and the aftermath of "Yeah I got bonked" should've been hints.

>>37545508
Here's your (you)

>>37545654
he’s fucking based for addressing it almost immediately desu

>>37545772
magni and altare always had fucked up sleep schedules

>>37545508
A

>>37545508
T

>>37545838
Fair, but still. This probably didn't help.

>>37545508
A

>>37545508
T

>>37545508
T

>>37545508
O

>>37545547
when altare and rpr called axel a good boy... I can just see altare aggressively petting axel while rpr's tsundere about it but still pets him ToT and axel's being embarrassed and tries to dodge em

>>37545508
U

>>37545547
rpr saying he'll fake laugh for Altare and Axel going "That's an oji-san laugh"

Also the hypothetical Tempus gamer house in Japan where they have room 1 for streaming, 2 for VR (?), 3 for all four Tempus boys in bunk beds and 4 will be the cursed/haunted room that rpr can sleep in

I was talking to my mother about thanksgiving plans, and she asked me when Vesper was gonna stream again because it's been a few days. I didn't want her to worry so I told her that he just went on vacation. I feel bad for lying.

>>37545787
>>37545846
>>37545865
>>37545893
>>37545913
>>37545916
>>37545928
>>37545988
>RATATTOU
That's not how you spell the Pokemon's name
Go back and try it again.

>>37545508
I

>>37545508
L

>>37545547
when rpr and leader made out. that definitely happened I remember it

Still thinking of riptare make outs

>>37546235
>>37546221
WE ARE

I hope Nowa comes back with a tweet like "damn, I went to take a nap and ended up sleeping for 2 weeks. Did I miss something?"

>>37545508
L

>>37545508
E

>>37545508
E

Just give up /mans/. You can never spell that word

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1594611576765833216
Vesper stuck his greasy fingers in Holoass and someone got mad

>>37546598
R

>>37545787
>>37545846
>>37545865
>>37545893
>>37545913
>>37545916
>>37545928
>>37545988
>>37546031
>>37546083
>>37546476
>>37546534
you rang?

>>37546603
what does a beta release have to do with Vesper

>>37546598
A

>>37546598
P

>>37546668
nothing. thats why you shouldn't respond to it.

>>37546668
He modded in fat assed loli models

>>37546598
>Not a Shion picrel
You aren't worth my time.

>>37546598
E

>>37546598
E

>>37546765
How dare you ruin it! You deserve 2 weeks of suspension!

Thinking about Altare sending Axel on a mission and hiring RPR to go with him.
Axel misbehaves to no end and nearly jeopardizes the mission.
RPR returns him back to the guild hall and informs Altare of what happened.
Altare says he'll take immediate action and drags Dingo to the bad dog room.
RPR leaves but feels nervous and ends up checking on what's going on.
When he eventually gets access to the hall it still takes him a while to find the duo.
He sees Axel on his knees, being edged to a knot with a cockring and vibrator.
And then he hears from the shadows Altare ask him if he wants to help him make Axel a good boy.

>>37546873
UOH

>>37546873
thinking about a thread where you don't post

>>37546873
fujo san fic doko?

>>37540737
God I love this man

>>37546873
ToT

>>37546920
/MANS/ IS NOTHING WITHOUT ITS MENTAL FUJOS

>>37546873
at last this thread is worth something

Happily supporting the boys while I wait for my Oji San, that SpongeBob game seems perfect for Magni

Just found out about this japanese clipper and he's based as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtUwJCtHo6QoLMeGAVb5n7w

Tempussounds updates! I've been adding clips to the Rentry here and there but not posting here about it, so here are the most recent clips I've done that I probably haven't posted here about

(P.S. I just noticed old links to sections of the page might be broken now because I added a space in between the dates and the stream titles. If you try to follow an old link and it doesn't work, try adding a hyphen after the date)


Magni clips:
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#nov-17-2022-sonic-frontiersmagging-around-at-the-speed-of-sound
(9 clips) nonono get off / grunts / I'm in control, baby! / flirty noises / here I come, big boy / no--unf / let me try going bottom
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#sep-22-2022-slime-rancher-2its-finally-here-slime-time
(6 clips) handful of angry mag death threats (in response to bots) / let's do this then…
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#oct-10-2022-just-chattingi-have-returned-my-thirsty-little-mags
(1 clip) mag fluid
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#sep-27-2022-subnauticaupgrading-the-mech-suit-hardcore-mode-1-life
(1 clip) take me. take meeeeeeeee!
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#sep-06-2022-subnauticathe-magbase-grows-hardcore-mode-1-life
(5 clips) you wanna go / exertion noises / can I take that guy? / omg plz / it's huge
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#sep-21-2022-undertalemagginlovania
(1 clip) what kind of sick shit is this?
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#oct-18-2022-subnauticasolo-mag-time-hardcore-mode-1-life
(3 clips) not unhinged / whip it out rq
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#oct-04-2022-undertalemaybe-finishing-the-game-tonight-pt-3
(3 clips) he's traumadumping / ohh my~ / I can't take this anymore!

Vesper clips:
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#nov-17-2022-just-chatting-testing-out-the-new-audio-interface-come-see-if-it-got-better
(2 clips) embarrased Ves compilation + flustered moan
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#nov-13-2022-just-chatting-return-zatsudan-lets-catch-up-what-happened-while-i-was-gone
(3 clips) pain screams / it hurts / the pain
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#nov-10-2022-just-chatting-this-is-magni-ves-said-i-could-make-the-stream-page-and-do-whatever-i-want-so-here
(4 clips) good boy / God I wish that was me! / I can fix him!!
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#oct-26-2022-just-chatting-that-feel-when-youre-trying-your-best-but-youre-just-a-little-guy
(1 clip) you're gonna make me--ahhhh
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#oct-06-2022-minecraft-just-exploring-please-teach-me-more-about-this-game
(2 clips) I'll KILL you! / Do you underSTAND ME?!
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#sep-15-2022-minecraft-oh-hello-i-didnt-see-you-there-like-what-you-see
(1 clip) flustered vesper

Ves+Mag collab clips:
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#nov-11-2022-unarchived-karaoke-drunk-karaoke-w-noir-vesper-ch-holostars-en
(12 clips) Mag & Ves making sussy noises / WHORE clips / Yes MAGNATION, I slapped your oshi's ass / ves whispers: I s2g I'll kill you / do your worst I've already won / throne of lies
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#nov-01-2022-commissions-openthe-perfect-drawing-for-noir-vesper-ch-holostars-en
(3 clips) Ves: She's got a big cock / Magni wheezing
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#nov-08-2022-off-collab-i-force-dez-to-eat-mind-breaking-hot-sauces
Linked timestamps but no mp3s yet

Alt+Mag clips from super old A Way Out collab stream:
(newly clipped some and linked some old ones not by me)
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#aug-03-2022-we-escaped-from-alcatraz-w-magni-dezmond-ch-holostars-en-a-way-out-3
(2 clips) two bros sitting in a hot tub (not gay?) / magni knows how to do biology
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#aug-03-2022-a-way-outon-the-run-w-regis-altare-ch-holostars-en-4
(7 clips) here to cum / arm wrestling (GONE SEXUAL) / mark your territory

Altare clip from Zomboid:
https://rentry.org/tempussounds#oct-02-2022-project-zomboid-hardcore-multiplayer-zomboid-mayhem-s2e3
(1 clip) Altare's eulogy for Vesper

>>37546873
It's begun and it starts off spicy, thank you...

thinking about the best way to bully vesper when he get's back. deciding between calling him the bad boy of tempus and adapting the Ken-Sama copypasta for his weeb ass

Another round of soundclips centered on a theme
The theme is anger! (Guess what I'm angry about!)

MAGNI:

From https://rentry.org/tempussounds#sep-22-2022-slime-rancher-2its-finally-here-slime-time
"You fucker! I'll kill you!"
https://files.catbox.moe/0539hg.mp3
"You don't think I know who you are?! I'll get you. I know exactly who you are. Pray we never meet in real life. I'll slit your throat."
https://files.catbox.moe/kjsoak.mp3
[strained] "I'll kill you, I'll kill you! I'll find you and slit your throat, I swear...bathe in your blood."
https://files.catbox.moe/n3fbpw.mp3
"I'M GONNA kill you, [under breath] you fucking piece of shit..."
https://files.catbox.moe/n8s8ph.mp3

From https://rentry.org/tempussounds#sep-06-2022-subnauticathe-magbase-grows-hardcore-mode-1-life
"Yeah, you wanna go?!"
https://files.catbox.moe/js12bp.mp3

From https://rentry.org/tempussounds#sep-17-2022-1st-twitter-space-unarchived
"Garbage. Actual garbage. Like shit-tier, bottom of the barrel, fucking garbage. Hot garbage."
https://files.catbox.moe/e2puwc.mp3

VESPER:

From: https://rentry.org/tempussounds#oct-23-2022-factorio-thumbnail-unrelated-i-just-thought-it-was-hilarious
[frustrated growl]
https://files.catbox.moe/dcmc3a.mp3

From https://rentry.org/tempussounds#oct-06-2022-minecraft-just-exploring-please-teach-me-more-about-this-game
"I will KILL you."
https://files.catbox.moe/926d50.mp3
"Do you under—" [desk slam] "—STAND ME?!"
https://files.catbox.moe/tt4tw4.mp3

From https://rentry.org/tempussounds#nov-11-2022-unarchived-karaoke-drunk-karaoke-w-noir-vesper-ch-holostars-en
[whispered] "I swear to God, I'll kill you."
https://files.catbox.moe/qr0uuu.mp3

>>37547332
He's just going through a midlife crisis.

>>37547549
Why is my StarsEN oshi like this

>>37547242
his thumbnails are cute
>>37547289
>>37547549
thank you soundanon

>>37547578
What does this meme mean? The few kindreds I've met love Vesper

>>37546961
I don't have time, sorry anonchama

>>37547865
anon cannot into reading

>>37547865

>>37546765
we almost had it
no wonder they suspended your ass you fucking WHORE

>>37547923
Why are Magmites like this...?

>>37547289
Thank you for your hard work soundanon!! We really appreciate you, it's always so fun going through all of these

>>37547872
It's okay fujo san donmai your hornypost is still great

decided to watch the OW2 collab and it's actually sort of embarrassing how much better at OW Ame is than magni lol

>>37548303
Magni being bad at video games is a known fact. He is basically a woman.

>>37548386
Confirmed. Would magging press.

>>37548063
>magmites are slowly becoming into the chumpedos of StarsEN
kek

>>37548440

>>37548303
Makes sense, it's a game for women

>when a fucking vsh*jo (allah forgive me) general has more ppm than MANS
make it rowdy cunts

whats a ppm im not terminally online enough to know all of these terms off the top of my head

>>37548783
is this a /#/ post or a catalog post

penis per minute

>>37548854
posts per minute

>>37548854
probably posts per minute

>>37548303
its an unfair comparison because ame is one of the better en gamers and magni is dogshit
reminded that he was so bad at worms everyone though he threw the match on purpose

>>37548783
but there’s no streams

>>37548877
can't tell, they're numberfagging us instead of the boys

>>37548945
does that mean... we made it? are we the content now?

>>37548783
Dead hours and I like the slow pace. It'll only be rowdy if I don't know... The boys did something that would attract everybody /here/ but so far that hasn't happened today. Just enjoy the slow cruise.

magni bob the sponge stream

>>37548783
>threads have low engagement when nobody is streaming
I wonder whats causing this..

I never watched Spongebob so when vtubers stream this game and know all the references and shit I just can't relate.

>>37549030
But fujos... dead hours...

Stream for some reason doesn’t show up in my sub box
https://youtu.be/oyum8RRorBo

SPONGEBOBSQUAREPANTS

Is he ogey?

SPONGE
BOB
SQUARE
PANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

magni's lost it

JEZAS MAGNI MY EARS

>>37549158
Same, I got the notification though

Fucking KEK Magni

>>37549065
We all got drained out after the Rest in Ping collab, plz understand

>>37549060
I'm sorry that you were either too old at the time or your parents didn't let you watch it

>>37549163
he took the benadryl

>>37549158
Same here, youtube is broke , there are other livestreams whose streams does not show up either

>>37549158
sub box is broken

>just watched fauna's ASMR and didn't turn my volume down
I fucking hate this man so much

>>37549158
youtube isn't showing streams on the subscription tab
either a new retarded feature or something broke

>>37549060
Too bad, this game is literally the "SpongeBob references" the game and the devs took the chance of this game being a remake to add modern SpongeBob memes as well.

>game menu renders at like 5k fps lagging everything else
Ah yes, quality PC ports

>>37549163
He overdosed on ketamine…

>>37549251
Funny thing that the mobile port was praised for having better optimization and graphics options than the PC version

>magni's pc is too potatoe for sponge bob

the resolution was damn too high, he fixed it.

>mentioning it
he didn't learn his lesson

Was it running at 4k or 1440p?

>>37549376
1440

CHINA MENTION

Do you feel in control?

OF COURSE HE DIDN'T

>>37549223
And this is...?

THAT ASSUMPTION
jesus magni

>>37549622
Zeta if she was boy

GAY, MAGNI, SAY THAT HE'S PRETTY GAY

is spongebob... you know...

>spongebob is pretty seiso
>but he's also pretty, ya know?
w-what?

HE IS HITTING EVERY OBVIOUS THING HE IS DOING.

>>37549695
he dreams of clapping those sandy cheeks, he's definitely straight

>>37549707
Naah

>>37549755
That's because he thinks Sandy is a male.

>bent you-
Magni please stop

the devs of this remake are making a new game with the gameplay style of this game
do you think that's going to be any good

>bubble blowing the bubble buddy
Magni is so fucking horny today

Magni must learn to blow.

>>37549872
Depends since the last new game that isn't a mobile game is a horrible tie-in game for the second movie.

Yeah, we know mag, its not the original actor

What made him so horny?

AHOY SPONGEBOB
I'VE OVERDOSED ON KETAMINE
AND I'M GOING TO.DIE.

Was there a gifted membership spree I just realised I got one

NICE SOCK

>>37549937
He's built differently.

nice cock

NICE COCK

>>37549997
CAUSE I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME, HAVING A GOOD TIME

nice ock

>>37550003
yeah, 45 gifts to be precise

>you're gonna poke my eye out
AYOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK_YG-VeIzI

He got Vesper commissions flash back didn’t he?

why is magni so

ENTER MAGNI

>>37550104
lewd

>>37550139
damn they got magni in spongebob

remember the squidward ethno state?

>>37550104
slutty

he cant help himself

>>37550104
Cute and funny uwu

This stream has potential

>>37550188
>88
you can't make this shit up

I'm glad he's having a good time

>>37550284
he's so cute when he's having fun

Holy fuck magni really is trying to find gamecube games to hit that nostalgia

>>37550363
magni is truly becoming the nostalgia streamer

Magni if it really was you announcing your schedule-posting /here/, make a soundtweet talking about your Bonkles waifu

EEEEK
HE'S IN THE GAME

I would not mind experiencing nature raw if you know what I mean

BALDTARE

BALD

>>37550475
you're talking about camping, right?

Magni is 100% thinking of pissing on Squidward to "treat" the jellyfish stings

>>37550493
sure

>>37550475
Noir, this is why you got suspended for two weeks.

>>37550104
cute ToT

40 min into the game
>oh, is this a platformer game?

>>37550614
>40mins
wtf happened

>lap steel guitar
Is that what Double D used in Ed Edd n Eddy in the lazy river ride episode?

>>37550614
40 Minutes?!! Feels like 5 wtf?!

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK
YOU WHAT

>>37550678
Magni focus on platforming

i fucking hate this man

I love my malewife Magni Dezmond

What the fuck, he just called Mr Krabs a money grubbing kike????

I think this stream is making my sanity deplete rapidly

>>37550655
I think that was a pedal steel guitar, pretty similar but they sound a little bit different.

Dolphin rape fish carcasses for fun, like women.

>>37550791
SpongeBob SquarePants has this effect on people

>>37550828
Huh? Since when did women rape fish carcasses for fun?

>>37550909
No, he means that a woman is like a fish carcass because she just lays there in bed and does fucking nothing

Fuck Magni, Sweet Victory was peak Spongebob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUZNXgIXM1c

>>37550828
Are there videos of the former?

>>37551033
if it was peak, why didn't they play it at the super bowl?

remember when altare made beatbox everytime