/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

first for fuck laynafags

why is the phrase "Ken Ashcorp" blocked on Nyan's chat?

wolf

>>37537029
Knowledge you lack.

Pink Rat Sex

Reminder to drink your milk, or you become a schizo.

wow we went from reacting to music to reacting
sasuga pink cat

>>37537137
Kino cat, greatest streamer to ever stream

I feel like Nyan just listens to whatever shows up on youtube. Bitch probably hasn't listened to an album before in her life.

More to come

Anyone else think Connor and Mouse are really good friends

Zen love <3

>>37537137
I liked the music reacting, I'd take that over media share any day

>>37537140
Is this gif already 1.5 years old?

First for Layna's fat ass

>>37537192
nice

>>37537250
Almost... around 16 months

>>37537198
Yeah, they are almost as close as a couple but that would be impossible, like imagine them being on stream together for over 12hrs, spending the holidays together or even him taking her to the most mundane shit? Impossible, they are just two best friends on stream haha

>>37537253
>ass
Join the superior fetish.

PINK RAT DOKO

>>37537097

>>37537474
Feet are also good but until she shows the soles I'm focusing on the tits and ass.

>>37537480

>>37537047
I mean, I know about the song, but is there anything else?

>>37537454
Yeah, they would never go that far

consensual non consensual sex with pink cat

>>37536986
YOU FUCKER LMAO
https://twitter.com/zentreya/status/1594843929186373632?s=20&t=jzINlFtldgkwol9V5kD54A

>>37537596
holy shit lmfao

>>37537596
Heh

>>37537474
Kill yourself

Why does Nyan laugh everytime after saying Joe biden?

>>37537596

>>37537580
Meds

>>37537673
Let's go Brandon

>>37537673

>>37537596
Wait, are people really migrating to Hive?

M I L K
I
L
K

>>37537673
Maybe because of his appearance, this grandpa makes her laugh.

>>37537673
hoes riding

>>37537596
Make a quick buck, DM her on Twitter.

word cloud

>>37537812
idk but thanks for the tip anon, I will any shit over twitter

>>37537812
Uh duh, sweaty, mean African American man owns twitter now.

>This is just me and Aethel
lmao

consensual non consensual barnacle extermination with pink cat

>>37537596
OP of that post here, Snuffy's tweet is what made me sign up so I guess Zen also had the same idea KEK

>>37537812
seems like everyone is jumping on it, in case Twitter hits the fan and they found a app that's similar to twitter.
>>37537882
I'm not the same anon who took her name, but for what I saw, seems like Hive Support might quickly clear a name if you are a celebrity.

>>37537930
>without mommy

>>37537944
Elon is a nigger?

>>37537944

>>37537812
No. Just like they didn't go to Mastodon. It's just more hyperactive twitards thinking they're sticking it to the evil Elon. Meanwhile Hive crashes under the weight of having a sudden influx because it wasn't designed for more than a thousand users.

>>37538049
Born and raised in South Africa.

>>37538046

>>37538124
wtf I love elon now

>>37538071
Yeah, and no one left myspace.

>>37537930
'layna fr vshojo' confirmed upgrade from one of the core + to full member.

>>37538168
Will never not boggle my mind that Elon dickriders exist lmao. Imagine simping for the most cringeass redditor of all time.

Anyway Mel's on Hive now too. https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1594846885143011329

>>37537944
It's more about how 90% of Twitter staff bounced and it's very possible the platform may not survive long

>>37538215
>Adult Actress

>>37538215
>tweets
Mel. New platform. Probably buzzes or combs or whatever else is associated with bees.

>>37538271
This, she is a loli

These karaoke videos are incredible

>>37538071
>they did not go to mastodon
>a mastodon
https://files.catbox.moe/9f9st5.jpg

>>37538260
I read somewhere that Elon fired all women from Twitter, is that true?

Oh well, guess Zen will have to go to Truth Social.

Is this Nyan and Aethel in the future?

>>37538386
Elon hasn't actually fired that many people outside of board positions. The rest are voluntary quitting due to company policy changes.

ironmouse go live or else connor will never love you

>>37537930
>cat zen live

Aren't all these Twitter alternatives politically charged?

>>37538445
That's the new member. Cat Zen. Quick, which vtubers are a mecha cat or dragon cat

>>37538443
Not really a threat, since she isn't interested in him.

>>37538071
Please take Elon's cock out of your mouth

>>37537930
>milk zen live

>>37538443
You'll fail the trick a second time.

>>37538215
The girls are quitting Twitter and moving to Hive permanently, effective immediately. Silver replied too so she'll probably sign up also

>>37538207
>core +
even this much is pure copium

>>37538476
A Vshojo member, making a politically charged statement? Never.
But yeah, they're usually an off shoot one way or another. Either far right or far left. This one has pronouns and zodiac signs, so you take a guess which way it'll go.

>>37538508
I'd watch that. And volunteer to help

>>37538527
im getting desperate ok

>>37538476
Not really?
Outside of Truth Social anyway

>>37538543
Oh shit.

>>37538402
Is the future next weekend? Then yeah. If you saw the MRE stream the other day, where Nyan was on camera but in a full ghille suit, it'll probably be something like that. Her in some full costume and Aethel in matching but not covering one.

>>37538508
>>37538557
>milk zen

>>37537673
Because Aethel raided Marimari like 5 mins after the Joe Biden incident

seems like Gunrun also joined
his first "tweet" is talking like a boomer about how this app reminds him of twitter's first days.

>>37538656
The CIA has told them to move over.

>>37537097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eFDra1XimA

>>37538543
Oh shit, THE Silvervale?

>>37538656
also he was quick to follow snuffy.
even before than silver

>>37538697
>here’s your security detail Gunrun

>>37538637
Milky is /in/ (I hope, Hime needs a companion)
>>37538656
El Jefe signed up to promote his backpacks

>>37538752
Huff it deep, anon. Surely she'll be in. The denial was all a diversion.

>>37538826
We'll find out this week. or else.

>>37537596
Looks like that anon about to get his stolen name stolen from him

>>37538488
Ok Mouse

Giri has also joined Hive lol. https://twitter.com/OnigiriEn_/status/1594851258124627968 Might need to join myself but it apparently doesn't have a browser version yet and I don't wanna go get my phone just to install it.

>>37538923
>doesn't have a browser version yet
dropped

>>37538919
Based

So did Hive like snipe a bunch of Twitter engineers or something?

>>37538919
Zen getting fucking favors already, what a fucking joke.

>>37538919
>bestie
this shit reminds me of early days Discord, cringe as fuck

Auditions started 15 months ago
Nobody is /in/
Just stop

>>37538476
>implying Twitter isn't

>>37538968
people just finally admitted mastodon sucks. hive probably won't fair much better

>>37538968
Don't think so. But people who've already moved have said it basically has all the best features of Twitter + shit it's been needing to add for ages while Twitter was wasting time with stupid shit like Fleets. Think people were just looking for the right thing to move to since Mastodon and Cohost and others were very different. There's a question of if it allows adult material though which would kill it in an instant if the answer is no.

>>37538996
>zen giving favors

>>37538919
Hey Bestie!

>>37538968
Likely. That's what happens when you break a two year WFH company culture, everyone quits and they look for employment where their skills will apply.

nope
our anon won, and the name got stolen
zen had to put vs at the end

I miss yuzu

>>37539082
I assume she'll be able to get the proper name after since it's obvious someone just sniped the name lol.

>>37538968
It's close enough to Twitter and is a centralized platform unlike Mastodon which makes it really easy to just get into, that's why people are jumping to it now

Hive has like two people on staff

https://poal.me/qknnqb

>>37538919
>>37538923
My fucking phone is blowing up from all the follow notifs, also Giri followed me lmfao
If Zen's username gets taken off of me then oh well it was fun being Zen for a few minutes/hours

>>37539082
She'll get the name, their social media manager will push it.

>>37539029
Yeah but Twitter became that way. These alts are starting hard in the left and right.

>>37539111
I hope she's getting lots of rest so she can come back as soon as possible

>>37539136
Not yet, but there's an alternative in case everything fucks off and everyone leaves the platform at least. So, when the whole "twitter is dying" shit happened, we were wondering where we would get the news, but it seems we have found the alternative.

>>37539185
Are the bots already there?

>>37539017
Tecnicaly kson and nazuna did join. The auditions lead to nothing but it did end up with new members

>>37539082
>our
If I see him, I'll strangle him myself. Then use his cold fingertips to login to his phone and release the account.

>>37539243
Only if there are a lot of alternatives, it won't be much different from a Discord server.

Bev for VShojo

>>37539417
The Queen of Vshojo approves >>37537996

>>37539417
I have enjoyed watching future Nyan + Aethel doing karaoke

>>37539139
Gj og zen anon, you will be missed

>>37539417
She sounds so much like carl wheezer

>>37539417
I wouldn't even want a vtuber model for Bev. Just streams of her and Bob doing Karaoke

How is Nyan at 8k? did she get a raid?

>>37539584
Zen raided

>>37539584
several now.

>>37539584
Who wouldn't want to watch this?

>>37539584
That is the power of Bev.

>>37539618
Good on Zen for helping smaller, less creative streamers.

>>37539618
>>37539584
She was at 8k before the raid

seems like pink gatita is ending soon, so expect mouse porbably streaming unless she finally takes the day off.

Nyan just watching clips of trucks getting peeled now.

>>37539705
8k is roughly where she's at in non-event streams. Maybe double that for events. It's crazy that she grew her audience like this with so little actual promotion too. She went from Jerma fan making videos on youtube to a literal peer of his. And that's without chasing numbers. If she pushed, she would be the biggest vtuber on the platform and it's not even close.

>YJK: The Movie

Vei just followed Hive's Twitter account lol. Probably joining soon too.

>>37539903
>8k is roughly where she's at in non-event streams
used to be, 6.5k is more her average now

>>37539940
>all the chatters telling her to invite snuffy to watch it
kek

>>37539986
I wonder if Gun has his ears to the ground on this one.

nyan raiding coqui. expand those fucking social circles fat bitch

>>37539986
And is gonna pressure Soda to join also

>doesn't raid Layna
Why does Nyan hater her? Give me your biggest rrats

>raiding COQUI instead of Layna
nice + faggots

>>37540079
Did you know that there's 9 other VShojos that aren't Nyan

>>37540073
Layna made a discord move, Nyan isn't actually a lesbian or even bi. Nyan took great offense.

>>37540040
Coqui should expand her asshole

>>37540128
Why. Who would that benefit

I fucking love Nyan's ending stream bits

Coqui stream is fucking dying lmao.

>>37539986
Will Fat Bitch open an account there too?

>>37540157
My penis

>>37540079
Yeah coqui and meat are +

>>37540101
And not a single one of those 9 matter.

>>37540170
She has to ask permission from Aethel, her parental guardian.

Poor Coqui, got raided while her internet is shitting itself harder than Mouse's

>>37540170
Stop calling Nyan a fat bitch. Its not true. Just like how Connor isnt bald.

>>37540037
Hive is currently trending on Twitter, this isn't some kind of inside information
Gaming accounts were setting up Hives yesterday

>>37540260
She has to ask permission for Aethel, since he's /in/, but unannounced.

Nyan ended. Don't feel like sticking around in Coqui's stream. Nobody else but Layna is live so here she is getting freaked out seeing a triceratops in VR.

>>37540316
He has his own corp actually, though I don't remember the name

>>37540333
Don't care, not a +, hopefully her disease kills her.

god I don't know why Coqui's voice makes me want to fuck her so fucking bad
what's wrong with me bros.

>>37540384
Least hostile Vshojofag

>>37540384
She is a + though she's done VShojo collabs every month this year

>>37540399
bratty latina, many such cases

>>37540399
Squeaky latinas were born to get violently plowed

>>37540384
*kisses you*

>>37540550

>>37540399
Cute voice and model but isn't some uwu bitch or whatever you call Chibi

Melody live on CB.

>>37538646
>>37537673
boston dynamics

>>37540652
Chibi is based, fuck you

>>37540040
That is expanding
Coqui was really only associated with Mouse until a few months ago

>>37540713
The type of banter she has with chat gets old quick

nyanners is a dirty little donut

>>37540399
She is 4'8" by the way

>>37540829
I'm gonna be downloading some mating press cards and Coqui's card from /lig/ now then.

>>37540829
>yet another bite sized latina
What's up with latina chuubas being so tiny?

BROS YOU THINK SHE'S IN?

>>37540829
>IMAGINE

>>37540936
More proof for mantreya

>>37541021
Zen is half-Latina tho

>>37541021
And more proof you're a woman

>>37540451
Take your /lig/ger to /lig/ where she belongs.

my boyfriend hates me

>>37540713
based on a loli char that hates being called a loli

>>37541021
>mantreya
kek

>>37541154
Just go ahead and tell me to kill myself or something bro

>>37540991
>Mikeneko
>joining VShojo
I know people want to believe every big indie has a chance but don't be stupid anon.

Also Mel's live on CB.

>>37540653
https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1594862025381142528
Lookin good today Mel.

>>37539822
>expect mouse porbably streaming unless she finally takes the day off.
She just logged onto the Minecraft server a few minutes ago.. I mean she could be joining before starting stream so she doesn't lag her stream by doing it after the fact but I doubt we'll be seeing her.

Zen name stealer owned. She got the name. https://twitter.com/zentreya/status/1594862640983048195

>>37540991
another addition to Kson's harem

>>37541329
>take that little shit
thiefanon...

>>37541324
rip, did she say anything on discord?

>>37541021
>t.has never met a Hispanic
They are tiny. Average out out at like 5’6

>>37541363
Good, hang him from the rafters. No, girders. The fat fuck would probably snap rafters.

VShojo art contest winners announced. Froggy took first place! I assume one or all of these pieces will be merch in the future. https://twitter.com/VShojoOfficial/status/1594861081117196288

>>37540220
Butt sex is the sin the girl pays for.
You're not out to give a girl incorporeal butthole entities that her nation might be destroyed are you

>>37541439
Ok Froggy's art is cool
but the 80's anime video didn't have a place?

>>37541480
How the fuck do you turn a video into merch?

>>37541480
How are they supposed to sell an anime opening? If you couldn't figure out this was just so they could get some nice art for promotion/merch then I don't know what to say

Vorefags rise up

>>37541480
Yeah, let me just put a flexible OLED screen on a t-shirt for $1k. It'll be flying off the shelves.

>>37541532
>>37541501
They never mentioned it to be merch other than the first place, and even then, is only if the artist wants, second and third are just price money for the artists, that's why I said that it didn't had a place. besides they could easily do another round of school-like VShojo merch, is not the first time.
https://twitter.com/VShojoOfficial/status/1578474963249815552?s=20&t=2Y33J7KKsh6LiWwO8bgJNQ

Geega has made the jump to hive but has not revealed her name yet. I would assume it's either GEEGA or GeneralGEEGA though. https://twitter.com/GeneralGEEGA/status/1594864773820289026

>>37541363
I'm becoming a Zen anti now, I can't believe Zen would call me that....
>>37541439
Wow actually good winners holy shit, Froggy deserves that win

>>37541770
Is Geega

>>37541749
Even then I'm sure if they decide they want to use one of the pieces for merch they can just contact the artist and negotiate stuff. Wouldn't mind seeing that pool pic as a mousepad or something but Froggy's pic screams future poster.

Confirmed. Vei has made the jump to Hive. I actually missed the tweet and only noticed because Giri faved it. Also a cute exchange between Giri and Pikamee https://twitter.com/amanopikamee/status/1594865551301541889

>>37541876
Yeah, I think both first and third do look like posters even better than the ones they have got so far, idk why they picked the second, it's cute and all, but the third looks a little bit better.

>>37541749
They might end up buying 2nd and 3rd place too considering how they're both art of all the members. Feel free to chalk it up with VShojo and ask them why they dont want to purchase the rights to an anime opening.

Looking at Veis follows in HIVE there is no fucking way she'll follow them if they are not /in/

Snuffy posted a pic of fake Zen lol https://twitter.com/snuffyowo/status/1594865442476228609

>>37541984
holy shit Zen is in?

>>37541390
Nope. But she typically doesn't bother with announcements if there's no schedule.. Saying she'll stream the next day doesn't really count.

>>37541971
Gotta present a united front despite reality.

>no browser version of Hive

>>37541984
funnily enough, giri and snuffy are followed by everyone including gun, no word on shoto.

>>37542159
I agree anon but it's supposedly being worked on. I'll make the jump when that happens provided something doesn't happen between now and then to destroy it.

>>37541550
What the actual fuck

Dog.

>>37542128
damnit...

Alright, so what confirmed /vsj+/ and /lig/ accounts do we have?

What does Ironmouse think of the USA vs Wales match

>>37542226
Zen couch dox holy fuck

>>37542128
Most likely she'll post an announcement later in the night saying shes in pain/sick so she's resting for whenever the next collab is

>>37542159
Seems like it's a pretty new app and the dev team is tiny, and I doubt there was a big enough userbase before now to warrant much focus on a browser client

>>37542226
I have to say
I love this shit, this feels like a really good combination between Instagram and Twitter, hopefully it can stay as something separate instead of a alternative

>>37542298
Go sheep fuckers

She dropped the bae. It's over.

>>37542337
>instead of a alternative
It's literally an alternative.

>>37542337
I really hope Twitter doesnt shit itself, it would be sad to abandon years of tweets and pictures etc

>>37542284
Half of VShojo is confirmed right now with Zen, Vei, Mel, and Silver. Snuffy, Geega, and Giri are also confirmed for +'s. Gunrun too. Don't think anyone else related to this thread is confirmed yet but i'd bet Froot and Nyan will waste no time once the info reaches them.

>Silvervale finally got @silvervale
Please overtake twitter

>>37542483
Update: Anny is going to join and is sad that Anny is taken so she'll be Anny the fuck again https://twitter.com/annytf/status/1594868640528359425

>>37542410
>hopefully it can stay as something separate
>>37542421
That's the only issue, a lot of shit that would need to be archived, a good example is art.

>pie it better than cake suck a dick
Mel's looking to get cancelled with a comment like that.

>>37542398
She is only Soda's bae. You don't get to call her that.

>>37542398
She's been wanting to do that since dating Soda, just Twitch won't allow the change

>>37542398
she tried to do it with her twitch name also but they are stingy with 3 letter names

Seems like Mouse did one, but she's on the same as Zen
>ironmousevs

>>37542630
or someone stole it, and put everything on her twitter
i was looking and it seems like they did the same for Connor lmao.

>>37542678
GunRun and management should be handling this.

Another Mel hurt herself story:
>she once ate only green apples and water for 3 months
>the acid from the apples started to create sores in her mouth
How does Mel keep hurting herself with food?

Hey guys its the last day to order Ironmouse merch please order some here at https://ironmouse.store/
please...

>>37542564
Hope they break up after the vacation

>>37542835
The only thing that's getting broken is Vei's newly regrown hymen.

>>37542832
Hi Roxxy

>>37542226
Is it possible for current phone vtuber tech to actaully capture the movements of a dog or cat and apply them to a model? That would be a really fun thing if it were at all possible. And it seems like something someone would be working on too.

>>37542832
No, fall out of the big 3.

>>37542919
fuck off, snuffy
you sick pervert

>>37542919
Phone tech? No. Mel's camera system and enough computers? Yeah.

Tweet Vei just faved. Who this. https://twitter.com/ramdayo1122/status/1594719366599544838

>>37542678
Hopefully Mouse sees how they handled Zen's situation and she can reach out.

>>37542919
Facial recognition tech is tuned to human features so no, it wouldn't capture an animal
Not accurately, anyway

>>37543027
A really fuckin cool artist.

>>37543027
Pretty famous artist

Anny is on Hive, @annytf
Waiting for staff to possibly give her @anny

I was watching World Cup why are the Welsh so hot bros

>>37543153
Anny, you've been annexed by /lig/

unironically this whole hive is a good teller of who the girls actually remember in the spot and follow them.

>>37543184
that was like 5 hours ago wtf

This whole Hive thing feels like people overreacting and being dramatic but I'm never right about stuff like this so who knows.

>>37543027
Big artist.
Designed Kureiji Ollie, Fulgur Ovid, Vox Akuma, RPR and a few others

>>37543273
Yeah it is an overreaction, I see no point to start jumping socials this early

>>37543273
It is an overreaction, but it's also good for the net if social media is more decentralized so whatever.

>>37541550
how though

>>37543273
>>37543345
Nobody's fully jumping ship
They're making backups just in case (and grabbing their names before someone else does)

>>37543273
I've been following this Twitter shit and it's pretty much daily that new stupid shit is happening from Elon's end. His recent unbanning of a bunch of accounts that were removed for really bad shit is bound to scare off advertisers. The ones that didn't already leave because his firing of 99% of the moderation team means that racist and antisemitic responses to advertising tweets aren't getting removed even after being reported. And the ones that didn't leave because of his firing of the entire team that communicated specifically with advertisers to serve their needs specifically. And also he pissed off Phil Schiller, the head of Apple's app store today and the guy deleted his account in response and since the app store is the #1 source of Twitter's distribution it's looking very bad lmao. Also he unbanned Kanye, Kanye immediately tweeted "shalom" and now it seems like Israel is mad at him lol.

>Says she'll stream more this week
>Says she'll stream today
You think she'd at least stream a bit to advertise the last day for her merch.

>>37543564
I hate Musk but I love how he is enabling the world's most expensive shitpost

>>37543634
kys

>>37543526
I joke about vore but realistically it was a very stupid thing that a kid is bound to do. There's a good reason that choking hazards are so prevalent on small toys. Kids will stick literally fucking anything into their mouth.

>>37543634
No. She hates you. She lives happily ever after on the iPad now.

>>37543683
just bros tho

I don't follow twitter but whats so bad about it now that people are making backup profiles on other platforms?

Did anyone review the vshojo fanart on stream? Were there any votes or something?
Or literally just the winner uncerimoniously announced on twitter?

>>37543733
At the flower park
>>37543819
Musk

>>37543832
There were very few good ones this time, probably because they didn't set a theme.

>>37543832
Management decided and they announced a date for the contest's end and stuff. I assume the others had some small amount of input. Personally I'm hoping that one day puryurumeuu gets to have some merch designs because I've always loved their style. Maybe as pins or something.

>>37543878
There were a lot of good ones but I think it's obvious they were giving preferential treatment to pics that had multiple girls in it. I like the wider variety of images from no theme but I do miss some of the ultra cute stuff from last year that had a Halloween or trick or treating theme.

>>37543671
>Buys a multibillion dollar social media for shits and giggles
>Fucks it up in under a month and a huge portion of its staff leave and some others are fired
Nothin' personnel Dorsey
>>37543674
Mel and Zen keep surprising me with their different ways of hurting themselves or doing weird shit

>>37543819
Elon Musk bought it and has been driving it straight into the ground, most people are expecting it to implode in the near future

>>37544063
>Using Silver's emotes
cute!

>>37544063
Cute and Silverpilled

This Hive shit is only an app? Suck my dick then

>Coqui's still at 900+ after Nyan's raid despite her dogshit, lag-ridden connection
Never doubt the power of a Latina

>>37544253
Always makes me happy to see a smaller streamer keep a huge number of viewers from a big raid. Geega's also done a good job of it from Nyan and Zen raids in the past, and Numi's the gold standard almost doubling her average viewcount immediately after 1 Nyan raid and now she's one of the biggest /lig/gers on Twitch.

VShojo made me hate wh*te women

idk what this hive thing everybody is talking about is

>>37544450
bees in the car at mcdonalds

>>37544253
love latinas, simple as

>>37544253
A good streamer is a good streamer and the audience is there for them if they just get eyes on.

>>37544392
>>37544484
>>37544253
Shinect hates this

>>37544478
based and latina pilled

>>37544471
hahahahah

Look at my delinquent wife and kettle friend

And there goes the Coqui stream

Results of the Sexuality poll for the 2nd half of 2022.
Here is the link if you haven't entered yourself into the database
>https://poal.me/h75jwk

>>37544392
Love Numi
But I want to talk in her chat without giving a phone number over..

>>37544648
Steal a phone

>>37544604
SET UP A FUCKING THREESOME COLLAB WITH NAZUNA ALREADY

Yandere moment

>>37544648
You do? Never got the appeal outside of sex.

>>37544730
Tell Nazuna to gather the stones to do it. I'd like to think Pikamee would be open to do it.

>>37543683
>She lives happily ever after on the iPad now.
No, she lives on a Minecraft server almost everyone stopped streaming.

>>37544730
She can barely get a 1 on 1 collab with Nazuna

>>37544547
She's growing. Slowly, but she's doing a bit better. Her proximity to Snuffy makes me think she'd grow faster even if Snuffy doesn't do much with her on stream, especially with how often she streams. At least she has a dedicated Koikatsu simp making good porn of her.

if i were a vshojo
what would my character be

>>37544890
whore

>>37544890
cocksucker

>People are introducing Mel to CoC
I'm surprised she didn't already know about it,

>>37544902
>>37544921
so nothin changed...

>>37544803
Minecraft is just an iPad waiting room.

i wanna cum on nyanners (donut form)

>>37544931
That would be a pretty interesting game stream but I doubt she could play it on CB. Her private streams on the other hand...

>>37544770
I just like her to watch her genuinely happy with the good things happening to her or laugh at her (playful) misfortunes.

>>37544890
Slutty Jackalope Girl
Your rrat is that you used to attend klan rallies but you are reformed.
Your mental illness is OCD

My rrat would actually be deep 4chan lore that is muddled in mystery and shadows

pls vshojo mommys be my harem ill be your king dhdhgjg im fked up on alcohol

>>37543634
anon you should be using this time to catch up on the idolEN debuts

i didnt post anything

>>37545238
Fuyo is my daughter

Ironmouse mating press

>>37545247
Ok

>>37545247
Hi Vei, please stream

Opening a petition to keep milk in all the OPs

The liggers are catching up, they're already Zen tier now. How does we improve our numbers?

>>37545480
>t. milkfag
You're already making milk in discord
There will never be a vsj discord even with your milk kek

>>37544770
Numi's a coomer but she has the rare ability to be naturally entertaining. Most of her content is just chatting and that's really hard to pull off when your visuals are a rather static model that's typically shown clavical-up.
She's able to keep a conversation going, keep it fun, and has a pretty sharp wit. The whole "haha bottom" thing has faded out quite a bit compared to a few months ago as she's started doing more non-chatting streams.

She really shines in collabs, particularly with Yuzu, Bao or Lily. She feeds off other people's energy really well.

Watch her date with Giri, or her first BIONICLE stream. Those are some primo Numi content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuL592l3Yx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZon4NdVfjs

>>37545588
That's part of what the backpack tech is meant to achieve. When it's more complete, it'll start to count all the people it can see on your camera looking at you as extra viewers, so irl streams in public places will become the way to easily boost numbers.

wtf i wanna suck reksons dick more than i want fillian to step on me?

>>37542678
>>37542630
boomermouse isn't on it
https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1594885442683412480?s=20&t=jzINlFtldgkwol9V5kD54A

>mouse refuses to get on hive
Based. We stand with Elon. Activists and brands can fuck off to whatever shithole they want to infest next.

>>37544863
The problem is that Shine is naturally rather standoffish and blunt.
She's also Latina, so she's that kind of Latina.
She only really softens when she's with her friends, which means she has a bit of a high barrier for entry coming into a solo stream for the first time.

>>37545785
stream ya darn rat

>>37545588
This has been the /lig/ ceiling for like a year. Even Lily doesn't consistently break it. Shxtou is the only one that does.

>>37545588
Fillian is the Mick Foley of vtubing and had a huge tiktok/shorts algo bump.
Numi rode a horny tweet to Vei to grouping off with a bunch of other /lig/gers into a soft stream group which was beneficial to all of them.
Layna is THE horror vtuber and she's been grinding at it for years plus today's redebut bump.

Basically the vshojo tide lifts all indie boats.

>>37545588
VShojo has gotten stale after early 2022. It's like nothing has happened in half a year. They can't keep the hype going by just releasing a new outfit once a month.

Jeeze, Mel's literally just fingering herself while deep throating her dildo. I think she even forgot for a second she was even streaming.

>>37546041
This is the hololive business model

>>37545780
welcome to gay zone

>>37545972
Three chuubas ripe for joining a corpo

>>37546041
It's not like /lig/gers are doing anything revolutionary. It's the same thing.

What are you watching bros?

>>37546086
she went pretty hard, it was quite a sight to see

>>37545899
>tonight i rest tomorrow i streammmmm earlyyyy :D

>>37543273
IMO people are underreacting
Twitter HQ under literal fire with elon trapped inside and no hope of help would be the optimal scenario

>>37545946
Uh sisters. I don't think this is just a VShojo problem. Shotou's numbers are tanking.

>>37546184
I'm watching Mel coom herself into another dimension.

>>37546141
After the shittalking Zen/Silver/Froot/Nazuna have done recently I would be very surprised if anyone is joining any time soon

Face of pure cock lust.

>>37546286
She came so hard, she's baka brained now. That's how you know it was a good one.

>>37546259
Oh? Spill the tea.

>>37546196
To be fair, I think Twitter is not going to die anytime soon, but in case it does, having something to rely on, it's better than just jumping into discord and shit like that, at least when the whole Tumblr shit happened, there was a date and that was when they invaded Twitter.

>>37546141
I think Fillian is being sold off to OTK and/or being dumped into the 'Snuffy home for uncorpo-d high-4 views'. Numi and Layna would be good gets, they are pretty wildly different vibes than everyone else (a good thing). Plus you get the added bonus of the people they regularly work with tacked on for free

>>37546184
Waiting for my wife to start ASMR any second now
https://youtu.be/iiIjY7WzenA

>>37546358
Man. How come OUR girls don't do ASMR?

>>37546286
Mel's chat dishing out the memes.

>>37545848
>She's also Latina, so she's that kind of Latina
I didnt know that but that makes a lot of sense

>>37546184
Melody, and then Silver when she "coincidentally" starts shortly after Mel stops streaming

>>37546403
Nazuna will probably do it eventually. Nyan has tried before but I think she has brain damage that makes it impossible not to screech at least once every 60 mins.

>>37546471
secs*

i'd give up my entire 401k to have zen sit on my face for one minute

>>37546403
Not their type of content imo, the only one I can see doing it is Silver

>>37546471
I say this as a total anti-unicorn but ASMR from someone who has a bf would be weird as fuck. It's inherently a sexual thing.

>>37546403
ASMR is only good if it's thematically post-post ironic

>>37546588
I don't really agree unless it's ear licking or GF rp or something. I know that's most of ASMR though.

>>37546662
Can't believe Nyan never did a proper earlicking before settling down and now I have just the two clips to jack off to and she doesn't really take it seriously in either

>>37546403
its cringe

>>37546588
>It's inherently a sexual thing
It's really not.

No mouse tonight

>>37546403
It's not their thing. Maybe Nazuna or Silver might do it.

>>37546753
Finally!

>>37546715
Let's see the most common types of vtuber ASMR out there

>whispering you sweet nothings for hours, usually about what a good boy you are
>pretending to be in bed together
>sensual massages with oils and shit
>earlicking
>masturbation and blowjob sounds

>>37546833
nta but I mostly listen to the ones that consist of some person rubbing random household items on the mic

>>37546559 (me)
>>37546778
Forgot Froot did a stream of it during May
Only Silver & Froot* would do it then

>>37546935
That's just some sociopath shit.

>>37546706
The one she did as gray Myau is great because you can hear her just about die from embarrassment as she starts licking your ears

>>37546951
Damn, there are 32 million sociopaths on Youtube alone then.

>>37546981
Was that the stream where she used that abandoned vtuber model?

>>37547019
True

>>37546981
That stream was fantastic. It's kinda funny she tried to recreate it on her main, but it fell flat.

>>37547019
Yep

What would happen if Elon bought Vshojo?

>>37546833
You clearly haven't seen/heard many ASMRs

>>37547167
Girls will probably leave

>>37547167
it would be extremely painful

>>37547167
Froot, Zen, and Mel will insta-leave.

Vei will stick around because money.

>>37547167
Everyone would leave. Simple as.

Also new thread
>>37547267
>>37547267
>>37547267

>>37547257
She'll leave for OTK

>>37547203
I see plenty. I listened to Okayu's and Lamy's last week, Fauna is doing one right now, an indie I'm following did one yesterday. Sorry but your autistic as fuck hobby isn't about crinkling paper into a 3dio anymore, it's pure ethottery.

>>37547167
vshojo would have slightly more competent leadership, slightly more. and a very very large budget.

>>37547409
>Fauna is doing one right now
ok, I'm listening now. How is it sexual?

>>37547475
Why don't you go ask someone who isn't deep in the scene what they think of it and I can assure you they 100% will assume it's a sex thing

>patting and stroking
>whispering "yoshi yoshi" and other affirmative phrases into your ears
>gigatitty artwork swaying back and forth

>>37546346
bros just pick me up the choice is obvious
i am shinji
now give me MY MECH

>>37546715
kill yourself my dude im getting flashbacks to my ex's cheating on me in VRC going "its just headpats"

>>37547875
It's just relaxing tapping noises. Looking at the video makes it a bit sensual I agree, but who even watches ASMR

>>37548270
How is that related in any way?

>>37548521
delusional coomer

>>37548620
Not everyone is horny 24/7 like you my dude, you're confusing comfort with sensuality

>>37548695
When the comfort is exclusively coming from women literally babying you online there's something sexual tied into it

>>37548695
bro stop dmg controlling coomer