/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hang in there, chummies.

I love my wife so much!!

Why won't she just fucking SAY something, her being gone would be so much fucking easier if she just said she would be gone for a certain amount of time..

STREAM DOKO I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS JUST A LETTER JUST A SINGLE 'A' ILL TAKE ANYTHING

my wife

>>37529421
Day1
>Hi chumbies I can't stream because my part hasn't arrived yet!
Day2
>Hey Chumbies I still can't stream!
Day3
>I can't stream...
...

look at it

>>37529504
You're posting this like it's ridiculous to have frequent updates about being unable to stream but this is literally what most streamers do. Besides, I'm only asking for updates when she would normally be streaming, like today.

>>37529504
>he forgot what time of year it is
90% chance of gura faking the whole thing to get thanksgiving off
9% chance thanksgiving sales rushes are causing legit problems
1% porchpirates/holiday temp thieves

Gura cute Gura cute!

>it should take like two days UNLESS shipping gets delayed
Now shut the fuck up

I'm so glad she took the time to post this to Twitter

>>37529504
you're talking to the kind of person that got mad at her for her family visiting during christmas last year

>>37529555

>>37529601
>taking those posts seriously
This is why she doesn't stream. The only good reply to those posts is "kys".

>>37529504
kys

>>37529555
I looked
Now what?

I swear these shorter days have been getting harder and harder on me every year.
I work nights so I see little sunlight as is.
At the moment I'm not getting any.

>>37529627

Gurass

>>37529828
based Gurass poster

Child

>>37529893
I'll take 20

gura more like

Is gua dead?

My child.

Vored by Gura!

When is your Oshi stream again?
I like her streams but she streams not very much..

dropping a HYPER RARE George
https://litter.catbox.moe/cinqdg.png
Will delete in a few minutes.

>>37530197
PC hort

>>37530197
When is you learn english?
I want to be friend of you but me not understand you...

>>37530205
That george seems fake...

>>37530197
very few days sir please to understanding patient.
thank you come again

>>37530360
is rael

>>37530197
everyone knows its you you retarded ELSfaggot

Good night anons. See you in a few hours for the stream.......

>>37530462
you you?

Shut the fuck up faggots.

The only reason I find the strenght to get up early every day to go work is her, my most beloved.

Gura replaced a girl I used to have a crush on that I would think about to motivate me during workouts. Is this healthy?

>>37529555
Gouging Gura's eyeballs out and feeding them to her

>>37530630
You're going to break your legs anonbud

>>37530675
If you have to use a girl to motivate you to workout, you're probably a weak faggot anyway

MWF?

>>37530675
If Gura doesn't motivate you to lift even more then yes. You might also be a massive faggot.

>>37530741
>>37530762
I should mention I was already working out before doing that.

>>37529504
First member post in two weeks
>Hi chumbies, beef PC is still in the oven but I've been baking a lot in the meantime. Here's a cute picture of a pumpkin pie I made! When I come back I wanna play this or that game, it watched fauna play it and it looks fun.
Even Aqua and Shion do this.

>>37529828
Smell check
>>37530002
Gura is kill

>>37530827
That would take her 8 hours to come up with and another 4 hours making sure the image doesn't dox her.

>>37530722
eh then I can be the cripple of the thread.

Get a hold of yourselves, chumbuds! I thought you were stronger than that.

>>37531052
im perfectly fine

>>37531052
I'm being patient, just getting some work done before I leave to visit family tomorrow.

https://poal.me/etb6dp
https://poal.me/etb6dp
https://poal.me/etb6dp

>>37530939
A whole 12 hours out of the 115 hours that have elapsed since we last heard of her?

>>37531190
here comes poalmate

think gura is getting off to the idea that we miss her so bad? like shes laying in bed with her phone in one hand and mermaid purse in the other while her family is preping for thanksgiving?

>>37531215
>poalmate
But the ones making poals to prove chumbuds hate ame are chumbuds...

>>37531258
told ya

>>37531238
I don't think she even thinks about us on her days off

menhera larp hours begins

>>37531518
Tummy

>gura cares about her fans

Filthy pissy cunny, yellow streaks on all of her panties so daddy can sniff them while she's in school...

Why do people who don't even like Gura spend so much time in Gura threads?
A little silly isn't it?
Are we their oshi?

>>37531412
lol >>37531561
>>37531597
Gura is the protagonist of western vtubing

>>37531190
Her pc is clearly fucked and she is not lying about that, but honestly there is no reason she could not tweet something or update us on a members post, it would be as simple as saying it will be a couple more days or even that there is no fixed date whatsoever.

It is not asking too much for an update of some kind, remember the streams where her computer broke in the first place are privated now so a good proportion of her fanbase don't have any fucking idea what is going on in the fist place
>inb4 who cares about greys/casuals
No people on different timezones who watch vods are fans too and they deserve some kind of explanation

What if Gura likes to disconnect when she's not actively doing Hololive things? Does Ina hate her fans too?

>>37531742
Yes and so does Ame, now fuck off teamate.

>>37531742
>disconnecting is refusing to talk to your fans for 6 consecutive days every other week

>>37531786
Yes? We're talking about Gura here

chumbies i spilled my drink

Every time I see these shark fighter planes I think of Gura now.

communication fag status?

>>37531898
>Gura telling us at the end of every stream what to expect next.
Pretty good.

>>37531948
fuck off with this cope

>he's mad
lol

>>37531982
Why are you upset?

They don't know how to get under my skin.

>>37531948
what did she say at the end of her last stream that she unarchived?

>>37532096
something about john connor I dunno

>>37532096
>being less informed than twitter, reddit, and clipfags
NGMI

Casual reminder that her old PC works perfectly fine when streamlabs isn't running and that she was playing Sonic Frontiers with no issue before the stream.

>>37532158
OBS and the cover app meanwhile...

>>37532148
You know, for being obsessed fags that harp on about communication, these people sure are pretty shit at paying attention to said communication when it is given.

>>37532269
>I'll have it fixed by next week
So when does next week start in Gura time? Friday?

>>37532148
then inform me

Oy vey you guys make Takos look patient as saints.

>>37532430
who?

>>37532430
you're talking to obsessed people, not your normal chumbuds

the cunny better return with some RP stream again or i am going schizo

>>37532485
[KU100 ASMR] Rubbing my Wet Bare Cunny on Your Face
stream soon

Gura farted today

How did it come to this?

How did this happen to me?

>>37532430
All sorts of types pass through here, it can't be helped.

>>37532626
[dome keeper] short stream with xbox mic

I don't know about you guys, but I'm cool right now

>>37532675
huhaha

>>37532058
Same here.
As a chumbie with an NTR fetish, I'm always winning.

*cough
I-I need cunny juice... please.... just one drop....
*reaches out hand, dry and wrinkled like a prune
please...

>>37532923
Based. I enjoy watching Ame lose to Shion too.

>order new pc parts that were meant to be ready by today
>still no word that they're ready
I hope Gura isn't having the same issues, I fucking hate this shit

Gura please... It's been 5 days... I understand if whatever she's doing is taking a while, but complete radio silence is strange.

>>37533061
Gura's been writing potential Tweets for the past 12 hours, pls understand.

If you're not a patient bud and are whinging about gura's absence or lack of communication, you're an anti. And a faggot. Patientchads can't stop winning.

>There are homo watchers in this thread right now.
KIMOI

Well, back to vidya I guess. Hopefully it won't be 5 more days

>>37532497
if she never comes back best case scenario you get over vtubers and start doing your own thing

>>37533258
Look forward to the bonebros panel next weekend!

>>37533040
>holiday season
>accurate shipping info
>1/4th of america is under assault by snow

>>37533238
friend of mine linked me that computer building off-collab. it was ok

>>37533404
Oh yeah Gura's stuff needs to take a ferry to get to the island she's on right now too.

>>37533404
>Gura is getting her hololive phone shipped to herself because she forgot it in the move

If Gura doesn't stream or communicate anything today I will go full schizo until she streams. Get the jannies ready.

>>37533518
She clearly isn't dude, might as well get started

>>37533518
>being a whingy sooky poopoo pants when you could instead just be a stoic patientchad.

If Gura doesn't put a frame up for the cunny mic rubbing stream in the next 5 minutes I'm going to shit my pants.

>>37533144
I know the communicationbuds bragging after she finally started doing schedules again were pretty obnoxious but they were right to complain and we had the best month in a long while since she started holding herself to some kind of schedule.
Her PC breaking in a privated stream with zero way to put it together for people who missed it and no updates since is not acceptable and being miffed about it does not make you an anti.
It would take her a matter of minutes to update us or even explain what happened in the first place to people who missed it, and she has not bothered to do even that.

>>37533238
well i just read your post, i guess that makes me a homo watcher

Getting my anime reps in while waiting for my wife. Watching Slow Start, fuck Eiko and Kamuri are so fucking cute together, i can barely cope. The way the cuddled at the sleepover.. I died.

>>37533691
You made a reasonable reply to an unreasonable post, don't even bother.

>>37533494
>gura no where to be seen during hurricane ian and all we had to go on was a single word by Senzawa

Min hajfru hehehe ;)
Thanks for your support, cuckolds

>>37533691
Please understand that she's retarded. It's her best quality, but also her worst quality. Tweets and posts are daunting to her and she isn't gonna post a status update unless she sees us losing our minds, as that's when the prior updates happened. Actually losing our minds, not thread shitters spraying diarrhea everywhere, she knows the difference.

>>37533691
I read you entire post in my head with a lisp, and I picture you with buck teeth and thick glasses, like a fat little acne infested goblin. But yeah nah you're just an anti. lol.

>>37533518
>I will go
you already have been

>>37533792
Not now Kiara

I like when Gura blushes

>>37533597
>pretending to be patient
Nah I'm not that much retarded.

>>37533805
retards who know they are retarded are the most cunn(y)ing. there were lots of times where Gura knows something bad happened like that party with Mori and never ever addressed it and people forgot about it.

self aware retards are dangerous

>>37533855
Her 3D needs a blushing face

I've cancelled my membershrimp.

>>37533792
And a malong bongo mango to you, SEAfag

>>37533833
If this is schizoposting for you then you won't survive next thread.

>>37533924
you'll never get to listen to the maid RP again. Your loss faggot.

>>37533950
no i'm good, just don't act like you haven't already been going schizo

>>37533950
oh god im so scared pls

I came here to point and laugh at you guys

>>37533735
Considering the reply I got yeah you are right
>>37533805
I would really prefer not to have to take any complaints to her actual channel but I agree that when things have bubbled over to there she has usually addressed it in some way. She could defuse it far earlier if she wanted to though but I guess she would rather procrastinate

Soon I will be the last Chumbud

>>37533805
But she got it just last month. She had it, she understood it. she said
>Hey this is my tentative schedule
>When I fail to meet it, I will tweet
How can
>guhuha I fucked off for 6 days and I'm now fucking off for 6 more
Not possibly give her some sort of tingle in the back of her head, some sort of guilt of "hey that ain't right, I'm doing something these people got mad at me for before, better mitigate it".

Well what the fuck ever, she's hopeless.

>>37534021
Not so fast

what a bunch of fuckin sooks.

>>37533904
I thought she had an embarrassed face? Now I have to watch her 3D appearances again.

gura doko

>>37534043
>yeah but i'm not an anti though.
God I fuckin hate liars.

>>37534093
deez nutz

is there a single chumbud in this thread or is this all AI generated?

It went from being so easy to defend her to...this. At first people mocking no delivery were just cunts. Now she really just doesn't stream. And when she's "back streaming"? When the stars align and tummy,PC, moving etc don't hort? She's got a whopping 3 days (maybe) per week schedule.

>muh antis
Gura is her own antag onist.

I forgot to roll Kaci bros...

I swear some of these posters are mentally retarded

They fear the sharks power.

>>37534133
I wasn't expecting anything until Wednesday so I'm good at least.

>>37534133
Stop becoming self away=re and ai with us agan

>>37534101
Am I an anti though? Why?
I've just accepted she will not improve. The last time her fanbase actually fucking lashed out against this behavior and she course corrected for a whole month. No one wants to do more than that, and even if they did, it would not last. So resignation+acceptance of this behavior is the only rational choice.

The best way to respect Gura is to patiently await her return, not whinge, whine and sook like a bunch of fucking gay babies.

She will forever be a shark because she doesn't want to give up being a shark even though she tells herself she does.

you guys make me laugh

>>37534217

>>37534133
i love the virtual youtuber gawr gura, i like the shark. i want to sniff her stinky feet. i like gawr gura, the virtual youtuber. she is cute and funny.

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>>37534133
>>>/vg/408187639
>>>/vg/408187836

conciden ce? we knot not

>>37534217
The best way to respect Gura is to move on with your life and stop watching her

>>37534210
if she's not going to improve, why criticize her, unless you are just trying to hurt her. Which makes you an anti. Why are you trying to hurt my wife? What if she read this thread and what you typed made her upset? Make my wife upset? I'd fucking rip your face off with my bare hands. All antis get the rope.

>>37534194
What the fuck is that creature?

>>37534217
Too bad she doesn't have any respect for her chimbies much less her shrimps whose name she crafted from a joke about being simps/retards.

https://youtu.be/1Gme2y6k-jw

DEPLOYING CUNNY

Insider seafags whats the update

>>37534285
i don't demand respect from her. I demand nothing from her, cos i'm not some whinging autistic drooling retard anti with a lisp.

The ""antis"" that actually care about her will start leaving comments asking where she is under member posts soon like last time. Then hopefully she'll tell us she's alive.

>>37534324
i'm insidher right now

>>37534374
pics or gay

>>37534362
With some luck, maybe they can get her to pretend to care for a few weeks

>>37534410
RT

>>37534272
Schizo post lmao

>>37534410
RT

>>37534324
Guras new home was barely damaged by Hurricane Ian but one of her neighbors tried to take advantage of the situation and had to be relocated. The thing is one of the relocation squads kids recognized her and shit hit the fan again. But due to company policy we only allow one relocation a year on company budget. From what I last checked at least 60% of her own personal income is now spent on security. Please superchat more and buy some pillow covers with Gura's licensed likeness on them more

So thoughtful of Gura to extend her radio silence break until the end of her coworker's suspension. Solidarity, you love to see it.

Reminder this is canon.
>>37534410
RT

Threadshitters are a bit uppity today, huh?

>>37534582
WHAT ELSE ARE WE GOING TO DO?! WATCH NEW STREAMS?! OH WAIT
fuck you let us pass the time until she gets back. these threads are not sacred

>>37534410
RT

>>37534618
lol

>>37534410
RT

>>37534582
It's like this every break, they always come to this split to have their autistic meltdowns

>>37534324
One of those homos reached out to her and offered to help her out with her computer. He asked her if she unplugged it and plugged it back in again, she asked him if he unplugged the dildo from his ass. They both ended up getting suspended

>>37534502
>60% on security
ok I believe it

>>37534410
RT

>>37534638
its just hard, ya know, pretenbing to give a fuck for so long takes a toll on us and the aichatbots are not working right. constant spelling errors and words that look like other weords unless you have a perception stat of at least 6 or highler out of 10.

Gura said she wasn't going to have the new part for her PC until this week. Why are threadshitters freaking out?

>>37534618
Sure thing "chumbud"

>>37534752
Kys

>>37534752
>toll
>us
lol

>>37534680
I don't. Despite how overly paranoid she is I think she mostly just simmers in it and procrastinates. Her security budget is probably a floodlight and a ring doorbell.

>>37534502
and you know this information how?
So you are telling me she got a new home she owes someone knows who she is so Cover corp paid for her to buy a new home and move. She also pays for security also and the security knows who she is and could leak it any time. So now gura owes 2 homes because her job paid for her another one so is she selling her new/old home or renting it out? I kinda think this story has fallen apart dude because that would cost cover so much money millions.

>>37534772
>Gura said she wasn't going to have the new part for her PC until this week
Gura actually said "I'll have it fixed by next week"

Chumbuds, I'm getting another chumboner...

>>37534772
Half the irony is that its the start of the new week and people prelending to want it now
The other half of the lrony is they are literally owed something for existance

why do the schizo posts never have an image?

>>37534855
>>37534772
The irony isn't that you have to twist her words into sentences she hasn't said to white knight her
>>37534850

>>37534772
It is "next week", dum dum. For fuck's sake, you people are only LARPING that you'd not react like this to someone IRL
>Hey dude when are we doing x
>Next week
>proceeds to wait the entire week, after all, you were told next week
>nope no need to update new info here
>that'd make you an anti

>feet feet feet~

Sirs we are all out of giftcard

>>37534502
Look you can pay for Security on the cheap $40,000 a year or under. If you find the right company you get more then one person. If you are paying $40,000 a year per security person then that can eat into a lot of money but she would only need them for when she is out of the house or traveling so 5 or under would be fine, so $200,000 a year for 5 people depending on how offten she needs them that is not a lot of money but even I would not pay that much because it is not needed.

>>37534881
Because he hates Gura almost as much as he hates chumbies

>>37534851
>millions
anon, if i list a doritos nugget on ebay for 100 dollars, it does not make all others that price as well.

Now, I am assuming you are judging house prices from apps like Zillow or someshit? no, most online/app home prices are that high because the seller is fucking insane thinking they will get some rich dumbfuck to click buy it now while continuing to exist on that property. Like Hugh Hefner did with the playboy mansion.

>>37534936
Everyones draws gura with clean perfect feet instead of any noticeable dirt or grime on her sole or between her toes, feels bad.

>>37535014
Gura's feet are perfect and immaculate even if they are very stinky

>>37534959
I know you have more Subway Tuna Sandwich cards Ranjeet. Hand them over.

>>37535014
She washes her feet thoroughly daily

>>37535014
They only smell, otherwise they're spotless

Gura may not be around, but at least we have our clowns to help improve my mood.

I totally don't care about Gura, I can just go days without hearing anything from her and not be bothered at all haha. The rest of you are just antis!

Gura's perfect toes

>>37534352
>"I'm not retarded"
>keeps giving her money for the condom fund

>>37535014
anon if that hypothetical was that bad whats stopping the other body smell bad thing fuck i never had to put this into words before what the fuck is wrong with you
your full fledged retard post made my brain go down an avenue that it never knew existed before christ fuck ass butter

THERES PADS WITH BRISTLE BRUSHES THAT CLEAN FEET/SHOES BEFORE GOING INTO A HOUSE
THERES BASIC CLEANING PEOPLE DO IN THE SHOWERS

thats enough ggg/ for one day, fuck im going back to city of heroes

>>37534772
Yes but she did not tell us what day of the week she would get it.
That being said a Holladay is coming up Thursday the 24th and she has traveled to be with family, and we will not see her Friday or Saturday at the earliest if she makes it back home then or Next week Monday at the latest.
Yes this is 100% fact Take it or leave it. There is no stream today or the rest of the week so heads up turd's.

>>37535130
In my mouth, yes.

>>37535158
>city of heroes
oldbud...

>>37535180
>Yes but she did not tell us what day of the week she would get it.
She did tell us that she would have it fixed by next week, which means before the first day of the week

>>37534502
She doesn't care about getting spotted irl. This has been happening since before her debut, she talked about it herself.

WHY DO SO MANY OF YOU RETARDED FUCKING ANTIS TRYING TO MAKE HER STREAM ON THANKSGIVING WEEK OF ALL WEEKS

>>37535130
Perfectly stinky

>>37534502
while the cope fags are hitting this post like a stream train, Ill ask is her moving in process done soon? moving one place to another explains the 2 week gap but is it over yet

>>37535158
Give me a chumbie opinion on coh, first. Worth trying? I missed out on it back in the day and don't know much about the current version other than the private server drama.

>>37535270
She did last year, while sick even.

Shark Child butt hole suction?

>>37534502
>barfing this much bull shit at once from your mouth

>>37535270
/#/ needs her winning EN golds.

>>37534930
It's the start of "next week". Crazy thing about weeks is that they typically last for about a week, cuckmate.

I just wish she didn't always go full ghost mode on us...is that really controversial here?

>>37534582
Then you don't wanna be in next thread.

>>37531052
I made it through the last draught fine and I'm pretty sure this one won't be nearly as long as that one was. Plus, I know why she's gone this time. I'm good.

All me

>>37535366
You've already lost a day.
Wednesday is abloo bloo too close to thanks giving. Enjoy your Friday stream (maybe).

>>37535368
Not really but there's a lot of retards who like to be contrarian here because it's easy (You)s.

>Gura could go silent and not stream for months and I'd be swell!
who are the antis here again?

>>37535412
Oh I'll leave a mark all right, with my dick and cum, all over it if you catch my drift

>>37535368
Yeah so you better spend 12 hours a day reminding us, every day until she comes back

Pippa today?

>>37535403
Fuck I forgot to add my cool goob image

>>37535463
This tard calling everyone antis would be going
>SHE SAID SEE US NEXT TIME SHE NEVER SAID WHEN NEXT TIME IS NEXT TIME ISN'T NOW SO WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE ANTIS

>>37535232
True I don't bye her paying that much for security since I don't think she needs it or goes out that much. Plus as for cover paying to relocate her if she needed it I also call bull shit because when there was a JP being harassed by a guy that showed up to her house and he had to be put in jail so many times cover did not help her and she ended up quitting in the end.
Cover will do little to nothing as long as it is the cheaper option for them self. Ether way gura is fine and she knows what she is doing so lets leave it at that and drop it. She is with family going to enjoy the Holladay on the 24th so lets talk about what games we will like to see her play when she comes back or about how much money we have saved up so we can drop it on supper chats when she comes back.

>>37535494
Theres only room for one mouldy creature in this split damn rabbit!

>>37535366
>I'll have it ready by next week
>It's next week
>Not ready
>Update? Sign of life? What's that?

>>37535463
>I am not a fan but I got nothing better to do so let's post in /ggg/: the post

>>37535331
Iv seen a lot of larps in my day but this takes the cake lmfao. This would have been believable had they not just pulled to much out of there ass.

>>37535445
Holy shit take your meds xD

>>37535412
Everyone will be salted with fire.
Mark 9:49

Can we skip to the cuckposting and wojaks?

>>37535564
Fans of the other girls actually have lots of streams to watch. Only chumbuds have this much free time

>>37535320
Do you like hours and hours of pushing through seas, if not oceans of minions to reach a goal? Thats pretty much city of heroes. its fun if you like MMO grinds with a 2004 era character builder

>>37535578
Thread quality is low.
Post cunny

>>37535529
Her "friend" is not family. They haven't married yet.

>>37535515
That's a cool goob

>>37535623
ABAYUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>37535529
Kson has her own bodyguards and shes a blip on the global celebrity list.
Plus its proven that vtubers dont make nearly as much as we thought they did after finding out Youtube takes 30%, then Cover taking 50%, then taxes

>>37535631
No not that person, The 24th is Thinksgiving and she is taking this week off to spend with family so we will not see her till after the 24th.

>>37535494
I guess so, Pippa became my Gura replacement. She will never be able to replace my sharky wife, but I have to consoom someone's content. She's Gura, but with schizophrenia and guns.

What if you goomed on Gura's tummy but she says 'nyooo' and stuffs it inside her cunny?

>>37535623
oh nyo not the cunny! I will have to stop posting rrats to go grab fap tissues...

>>37535631
Yeah sorry, we're planning the wedding for June

>>37535726
Nah she's old enough to spend holidays with her friend(s) rather than family.

>report lots of posts
>reports go unanswered
>use phone to post porn
>now for sure my other reports on my landline will get noticed
Fuck you.

>>37535731
Pippa is the only corpo EN Vtuber I've found that's half as entertaining as Gura.

>>37535564
nice deflection anti
tell us more about how completely fine you are with not seeing or hearing her

>>37535563
She said it would be ready next week, the week has just begun. Why do you tourists and teammates always try and make us question our love for our oshi? It's never going to work.

>>37535765
She's going to Sweden again next june?

Sorry guys.
Gura knows I won't be around for the latter half of this week so she's taking a break until I get back, which will probably be on Sunday.
Thanks for understanding!

>>37535812
Its the only way to get the janny attention

Can anyone tell me what an 'anti' is? I heard that gay little indian rabbit man say it once and now everyone is using it. what does it mean?

Reminder to be prepared for the wedding proposal stream. Expect it to happen when she reveals the Daki. She's say something about consummating our marriage.

>>37535909
No she's staying stateside with me

>>37535871
I thought you were talking about yourself my bad. I miss her a lot maybe too much.

How many fanfictions have they made about her now?

>>37535918
soft, squishy goober butt...

>>37535821
I have high hopes for Yuko from Idol Corp. Great design, cunny, and a huge chumbud. Shit streaming hours though.

>>37535909
Naturally.

>>37535719
Yes but gura has millions unless cover is taking more than the 50% and she cannot do the math to see. She should only legally be paying tax's in the USA and not Japan since she is not located there. If its added up she should have around $87,230,634.22 with covers 50% and youtubes 30% taken out and tax's figured up as well so she should have plenty of money. This is not counting Members streams superchats and also not counting Merch sells and shell streams.

>>37536010
im not counting flybynight thread posts fanfiction
so zero. just lemme shitpost until marine gets back

>>37535891
>She said it would be ready next week
No. She said it would be ready by next week. As in before next week. As in yesterday.

>>37535939
she needs to do the lingerie undressing ASMR stream first

Why does it always devolve into their retarded ass cuckposting bait? Are they really that lacking in creativity?

>>37536054
the amount of delusion, at most she has a few hundred grand, plus if cover let the girls keep all of their money they wouldnt be able to keep them as long as they do

>>37536010
>fan

>>37536139
Well you know what I mean.

>>37536123
They desperately want people to stop watching Gura. Crippleschizo has dedicated his autism to posting in Gura threads rather than something useful

i should post stream chats from gura, that usually triggers them for some reason

>>37536215
love her

>>37536123
Not as much as you lack in the brain department.

I love her so much.

>>37536270
>>37536287
She's so fake it's almost funny.

>>37536126
That is how much she would have if you take the 50% and the 30% and plus take tax's out of that not counting members streams and merch and shell streams so if she don't have that much 1 of 2 things is going on. 1. cover is taking more then 50% and not telling the girls or 2. they are taking more then 50% and the girls are making almost nothing. with how much money the gura youtube is pulling in and that number listed is way under what she should have by the way. If she has only pulled a few hundred grand then they are pulling one over on her and she should use her acting for a better job, I would not stick around if that was the case because she is getting ripped off big time.

>>37536209
anon, if everyone is a schizo, no one is. use it more sparingly. of course, the only schizo might be you

>>37536215
KEK
>>37536340

God I wish Gura would act tsundere more, I love it so fucking much

What the fuck did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GGkDCAprEs&t=7420s
Is her room that messy?

>>37536270
>>37536287
I love her.

>>37536123
>Have the opportunity to indulge in both their schizophrenic delusions AND their fetish for watching other men fuck their significant other at the same time
makes sense honestly

She's so perfect bros

>>37536351
Okay but the cuckposter is actually a schizophrenic person. So the usage of the word is applicable.

>>37536209
>They desperately want people to stop watching Gura
They can just do nothing then. It's not like anyone can watch her; she never streams.

>>37536351
t.crippled

>>37536427
>wants to chat more
>never chats if not one emote message after a stream sometimes

>aichat mentioned
>minor spelling errors stop
bros?

>>37536425
A very unfortunate existence.

>>37536490
I'll give you a stream
*unzips*

Anyone has the timestamp of her saying she missed streaming for us and she's happy to be back? It sounded more forced and awkward than
when Mori tries being nice to her fans.

I want to fuck this

>>37536425
That describes chumbies perfectly though. You gotta be an actual cuck to keep throwing money at her after everyone and their dog found out she spends time with her "friend" instead of streaming.

She's too good for this world

>>37536604
imagine unironically typing this holy shit

>>37536642
those were better days

>deleted
Ha-
>coh player also deleted
You can't trust anyone these days, fucking hell.

>>37536642
>>37536690
such a lovely person. i wish all her ailments vanish

It's a sea of red

>>37536642
One of my lowkey favorite streams. Russia gets axed and Gura does an unannounced member stream just to make everyone feel better. The end when she's riding the ebi is just pure bliss. Of course the threadshitters don't know about stuff like this because they've never been members.

The retarded janny woke up. Good job deleting reply chains nobody cared about.

>>37536733
I cant read ramen whats the context on the moyai tab

>>37536732
>cheer up those who are sad

>55 deleted posts

>>37536642
it hurts

I will never EVER forgive Sega.

Unbothered. Wet. Happy. In my goop. Slopped up. Squelching.

>>37536794
lol

>>37534410
RT

>>37536806
Wrong post but I used Google translate and got "Commonly used emoticons/emoji"

>>37536781
that was one of my fav gura moments too, seems crazy how much she has warmed up to her members, like how recently she's sharing a lot of details and behind the scene with us

>>37536862
Oh nyo

>>37536874
thanks my eyes dont work without gura orally massaging them

>>37536875
sharing multiple IRL images with us was a big jump for her even if she makes the images blurry as fuck

>56 [deleted]
oof
Well anyway

>>37535731
>she's gura but with schizophrenia
He doesn't know

Anyone have birds with arms... for undefined purposes

>>37536994
Gura?

gura baby

>>37536994
le secret knowledge

And I will wait
I will wait for you...

>>37537030

>>37537037
I know everything now your nendroids are in danger

>>37537067

>>37537037
Secret?

>>37537103
i read negroids... negroids in danger.

I have 500 bucks to commission an artist as a gift for Gura this Christmas. What artist would you pick?

>>37537166
What do you think ship ping costs mean anyways?

>>37537133
nvm I thought he was referring to something else

>>37531238
Deleted.
>>37531561
Not deleted.
You can't trust anyone in this thread...

>>37537245
yeah that one.... you know the one involving that thing

>>37536590
Was it in the katamari stream or the sonic stream? Those are the only two streams she's done.

>>37537176
Is that enough to get something sexy from Nacho?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK2rxOVcH38
gura what is this shit

>>37537310
You have to click on the "Live" tab now anon

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Randy%20orton%20bird%20arms

yeah sounds like her

>>37537376
That's not what I mean. She said that after her break, in a public stream, and those are the only two public streams she's done since her break.

Nacho please Give Gura long hair

>>37537554

I want ponytail Gura

>>37537554
>>37537622
both, both is good

>>37537119

>>37537249
Pretty sure meidos mostly just ban for dox, porn, ban evasion and trolling on cooldown. They're not really enforcing a safe space for you to pretend that Gura cares about you.

>>37537688

I actually had a productive day today instead of just daydreaming about gura the whole time. What's wrong with me and how can I fix it?

>>37537762
forgot pic related