/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Post sweaty and lickable hag pits.

Post your favorite hag.

>>37461978
EZ

M I O ' S B I G L E A K Y H A G T I T S
https://files.catbox.moe/f5zeho.avi

>>37461853
Waking up to your hag wife every morning.

I had no idea Mel was a hag

>>37461978

>>37462741
Turned 30 this year. She's a fresh hag.

>>37463132
As the years go by we're going to get even more

>>37461978
Come on, that too easy

>>37462741
Mel and Mary turned this year. I think another Niji girl(Rion?) also turned or was confirmed.

>>37461978

>>37463559
Time is literally on our side.

>>37463132
>>37463889
The whole time I thought I was older than them
This changes everything

I just want a woman 5-10 years older than me to love and tell me that everything is going to be ok

>>37464490
I feel this in a physical and emotional level.

>>37461978
No contest.

>>37466436
I can't take this picture seriously because all I can imagine is Botan laughing at you while putting you in handcuffs

>>37461978
can't decide

>>37461978

your twitch hags for this evening

Ok /hag/ where is the best place to find baby crazy hags?

>>37463559
>>37463889
>>37464229
Rion is confirmed, Ars also confirmed (newest hag so far) Millie too for Niji
So far half of the JP holos are hags, none of the EN and two ID
Only two EN and one JP turn hags next year, this is the first time that Nijisanji will have more hags ripen than holos
If corporates stay relevant for 5-6 years more, over 80% of vtubers will be hags or near hag age
The age of the hag is upon us /hag/chads, JP men shall know the power hags have and cunny will fall

>>37467602
It's all of them they just won't admit it to themselves most of the time

>>37467658
I already know that Anon I just need to find hags I can breed

>>37464490
Same
Turning 30 next year myself so finding older women is harder, but still attainable if you know where to look

>>37461853
why is ok to post Mel as hag but not Rushia?
even though Mel is in her 20s and Rushia in almost her 40s?

>>37468119
Who?

>>37461978
she's my favourite chuuba who happens to be a hag, but my favourite hag who happens to be a chuuba is Mel if that makes any sense. The combination of short hair + blonde + hag is just too strong.

Hags may be defined medically as “geriatric or a high risk pregnancy” but it’s a risk willing to take
If a close family member had her first kid at 40 anything is possible
Also the oldest ever woman to naturally give birth was in her mid 60’s

>>37468377
Love her too but had to stop watching her because when she turns her flip accent on it sounds just like my hag age boss and I don’t wanna get a boner at work

>>37468397
>Doog is 38
So you're telling me there's a chance.

>>37468665
>38
The eggs...

>>37468580
you know exactly what to do, anon, right?
>pic VERY related

>>37468665
That means multiple creampies when she's ovulating for her to get pregnant.

>>37468665
So is Mio as well
And Botan is even older
Gotta jumpstart their wombs before it’s too late

>>37468995
I'm 13 years younger than her so I'll just shoot some extra loads in to be safe

>>37461978
I fucking love this sheep!

>>37469692
Sheep is 1000% breedable

im waiting for my oshi to become a hag but it will be a while...

>>37469981
Who is it Anon?

>>37469981
same... the bad thing is, I thought she was a hag already, but it turned out that she's exactly my age for me, it's Pomu btw

Some pixiv tags to help you /hag/chads or just your jp reps
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
老いの波=wrinkles (lit. “the wave of old age”)
体内時計=her clock is ticking
排卵日=prime day to concieve, peak ovulation
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊婦=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
受精卵=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)
おねショタ = oneshota = young boy with older woman.
おばショタ = obashota = young boy with WAY older woman
先生×生徒=teacherxstudent
母子相姦=mother and child
親子丼=threesome with hagwife and daughter
授乳=breastfeeding
授乳手コキ=nursing handjob
逆ナン=hags hunting for men
ナンパ=men hunting for hags
外人ハンター=hags who are into foreigners

>>37467635
Unfathomably based

>>37470087
im scared that she might graduate before she reaches hag age...
she's still older than me though

>>37468665
Sad all the guys on 5ch when they found out her age were like “eww she’s a grandma”, “she’s my mom’s age wtf that’s cringe”, old granny disgusting”
Same for Mio and lesser extent Botan

>>37471190
I don't think Aqua is leaving anytime soon but that might just be wishful thinking.
>>37471515
The Japanese have bad taste.

>>37471515
i must tell the truth. i first assumed mio to be in her mid 20s and was disillusioned when i found out her age but now i've seen the light

>>37471515
Good more for me.

>>37468718
the little butt crack is so cute

>>37468665
>>37468695

>>37467501
throwing one into the mix
https://www.twitch.tv/theeveningprimrose

>>37466578
I got away.

>>37468665
That's 266 in dog years.

>>37471515
If the Japanese don't want their thick breedable hags I'll take them

>>37471697
>>37474485
Not all Japanese, some are awakening to haglust
https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/more-young-japanese-men-romantically-involved-with-older-female-coworkers-than-younger-ones-survey

>Mio Lui and Marine are ex OL’s
>Lui was involved in a black company, but had some friends
>ywn sit next to her at work, then after she quits you hear a familiar voice in a certain HoloX debut

>>37468665
>Doog is 38
It feels weird being older than even the oldest HoloHag

>>37475278
Abe-san's dream... It's real...

>>37475278
>The survey also asked the men what attracted them to their romantic partner, and while that data wasn’t sorted by whether the woman was younger or older, “her mature atmosphere” was the overall number-two response
>6-9 years older: 11 percent, 10-14 years older: 5 percent
Why aren’t there more of these based JP chads

>>37462741
>>37461853
>>37468119
Reminder that these roasties will never be a hag. Prostitutes get out

>>37468665
Doog is over 40 sorry.

>>37479473
That’s even hotter

>>37475574
I noticed that the former OLs of Hololive have the best asses or thighs why is that?

>>37479632
Sitting all day promotes less physical activity which increases fat deposits
When you work 8-12 hours a day and drink beer with your colleagues after work and then get conbini food for dinner you get out of shape fast

>>37479632
The Japanese won't tell you this, but since office jobs have become more common, the male Japs have silently conspired en mass to create office chairs that over time slowly and carefully craft women's thighs and butts into the best shapes. There is a subtle difference between a male's chair and a female's chair, which all the men of the country have conspired to hide from them so they can carefully switch their normal chair out for the special chair within their first week of working their. They're geniuses. I have entrusted this secret of the world with you, my fellow hag lovers. Tell no one.

Ethots cant be hags, melfag kys

>>37479994
Big if true.

Imagine being such a faggot that you are more focused on drama than hag thighs

>>37477633
>her mature atmosphere
Based JP hagchads.

>>37475278
why did a watchmaking company fund this survey? biological clocks...

>>37480653
I see you Melfag

>>37468377
>>37468580
Toko gets a lot of love in this thread but why doesn't Millie?

>>37461853
Wait if your bitten by a Hagpire what happens?

>>37483689
You start whoring yourself online for some yen

>>37481648
1. Not a Melfag, Botan is my favorite
2. Look at my previous post and reflect on yourself stop being a dramafag SEA monkey

>>37484276
…Does it have to Yen? I’m not saying I would but.

>>37484623
>Does it have to Yen?
ESL-Sama

>>37483689
You'd become her thrall. Forced to breed Mel until she runs out of eggs. I volunteer.

>>37484711
*does it have to be yen?
Fuck…

>>37484829
>the breeder simps of Mel
Sure why not~

Which are the teams you want /hag/ to play against to? Personaly I'd love if /uoh/ makes a team and play against us

>>37475574
Aki mentioned that she was also one for a bit.

>>37461978

>>37486263 (me)
My oshi is Flare but I really love this hawk

>>37485676
/hag/ vs /uoh/ would start a civil war

>>37491974
good

>>37468665
NO WAY korone is 38

>>37493407
Better believe it Anon.

>>37479994
huge if true. anon if you have a spare moment, tell me how I can access these chairs so I may purchase them for people I know

>>37503111
I just love how soft and squishy Mio looks in here especially the thighs

>>37500724
No chance, they would cut you down with NIPPON STEEL if you tried, too much risk of the secret leaking to outside channels.

Hag dreams.

>>37479370
You will never fuck them.
All of them have had miles of cock before you found out about their existence and they'll continue on taking dicks just becasue they're successful in life unlike you.

>>37504287
Me in the middle.

>>37504374
They wouldnt have to sell videos and pictures of themselves almost naked and masturbating if they were succesfull. Don't compare your roastie with our prime hags who actually have an honest job.

>>37471515
It’s a culture obsessed with youth and pretty much all these women you are calling “hags” would be incredibly offended by the tag being applied to them.

>>37505710
>obsessed with youth
That's pretty obvious if you look at flare as a case study

>>37505606
there's no point in arguing with them, last thread (as well as several others) proved that they're set on continuously coping and plaguing everyone else with the whores they set upon pedestals. Even though most of us could care less who people like or have as an oshi, either side will continuously warp the talking points, perspectives, and standards to squeeze their oshi into the narrative or push others out of the circle

>>37505863
You have to be incredibly naive to think that hags are virgins. Take Botan for example. She's been apart of a male dominated profession for years. Besides, isn't one of the good things about mature women is their experience? Don't know how this thread became filled with purity obsessed schizos.

>>37506277
>hags are virgins
one of the ongoing issues in every other thread is the fact that everyone's trying to argue their case about where the line is drawn. We go days with unanimous peace and quiet until someone posts [insert chuuba] starting the shit-stir session. Some people do reps, others are completely ignorant while another gray area of anons just assume they're all whores in some shape or form. It's like how some people started saying "roastie" has lost all meaning.
>isn't one of the good things about mature women is their experience?
The way I see it, it'd be better to take note of whether it's a "past" or "ongoing" experience

>>37506470
>The way I see it, it'd be better to take note of whether it's a "past" or "ongoing" experience
That's a pretty good way of looking at it. JP antis like to shit on Fubuki for her old "liking to drink with men" post but with the amount she streams and records things the only person she has time to sleep with is me.

>>37472778
Your embed is broken, anon.

>>37505606
>>37505863
Is that what you want?
>>37506683
>>37506795
Is this the true non-whorish hag you desire?

Hag streaming

It's funny how the melfags think that if you're not virgin then that means you whore youself on the internet like Mel.
Having life experience isnt like what Mel has. Stop trying to compare Mio or Botan to Mel. They didn't nor do what Mel does.
If you think she's a hag then I think you also consider Sasha Grey a respectable hag, and that's retarded.

>>37515867
>tired eyes from back to back nights of procreation

>>37468665
Hands off, hags are for us older millennials pushing 40. You've got plenty of cunnies to choose from.

>>37513062
Appreciated

Sex with Polka

>>37506759
i noticed but was too lazy to fix it, I'm pretty sure the file might've gone down

>>37464490
God, this image goes so hard

>>37464490
Is he crying?

>37504374
lmao seethe
also, go back.

look at her

>>37471881
I can relate, I used to be extremely off put by women over 30, because I had the retarded 'only care about looks' unga bunga mentality. Yes, I'm ashamed to admit I was a homosexual with bad taste, but since I started watching chuubas I no longer have interest in most women under 30
It was Miosha who changed me btw and I have absolutely no regrets

>>37525808
I keep saying this because it keeps being true.

>>37525808
Mio is the best.

Mio is a gateway hag to other hagness.

>>37463132
Isn't that just a millennial?

Sweaty hags ? y/n

>>37528704
Most hags are millennials.
>>37529689
Yes, a thousand times yes.

>>37529689
2D y
3D n

>>37529689
imagine. i want to bathe in her smell and have my back destroyed by her claws

>>37530106
Pretty sure Botan is young Gen X, like my sister.

>>37529689
Absolutely.
>>37530200
Yes to both.

>>37532177
Can I marry your sister?

>>37532177
Gen X in japan is misunderstood too, they’re called the “lost generation” there
On the plus side gyaru fashion was the hot new thing when their generation was in highschool

Hey hags bros, I dont usually do this. But today is my 22th Birthday. Can you post Hags with Cakes or Party hats?

>>37529689
Yes but I also want her to cling to me and rub her sweaty, naked body against all parts of my face until all I can smell is her sweaty smelly scent.

>>37532546
If you think Calliope is unfuckably fat, you definitely would not like my sister. Besides, she's has been married since 1999 and has three children.

>>37533800
was debating whether to post hag with cake (woman) or cake (pastry)

>>37534452
Well, it was worth a shot.

i actually kneel to hags. time and time again hags keep proving their worth. i start watching a chuuba and get this warm, cozy feeling from her? she turns out to be a hag. i watch a different chuuba and fall asleep to her? shes a hag too. I can't run from them and i don't want to. I love hags too much...

>>37518005
Soon, fox mating season is just around the corner

>>37539468
GIWTWM

>>37539468
Fennec fox mating season is from January to February
So the height of her heat is directly over her birthday live, emitting concentrated hag lust over all the Zains

>>37544059
whats her problem?

>>37545495
She has my young cum in her and makes her very excited

>>37545495
Crack.

>>37545495
She got a new tarot deck

>>37461978

>>37468397
>>37468665
>>37468695
I can save them

Hey everyone, i got interested into the world building thread ever since divegrass and saw they had no /hag/ stuff at all. So i decided to come up with some ideas for us and wanted to share it here first for some input and if you guys like it or might even have some additional ideas for it.

https://rentry.org/tnsyr

>>37551245
this mio looks so huggable and breedable I see those nipples popping out

>>37551245
elaborate what the dating culture is like in the /hag/ nation

>>37552438
I would say that while hags are the more active party in getting things rolling by trying to show themselves off or pursuing a man and sending him many signals, that they rather have the men be the one to initiate a relationship by choosing a hag and trying to make them official.

>>37551245
Do the woman of /hag/ land have any other biogical differences from the women of other lands? (besides the aging) For example, easier time giving birth or maybe higher libio as age increases. Something that really gives the hags of /hag/ a reputation even among other nations.

Hag LOVE

>>37551245
>as they died in glorious "coombat".
you won me

Hag bump

>>37553189
Oh yeah i should add that plus some very nutrious milk for breastfeeding.

warm hugs from older women...

>>37560655
It's not fair.

I would like to hold hands with Botan

>>37560774
one day we will find older women to hug us im sure

>>37561269
Silly hag has the phone upside down.

https://youtu.be/Zvb8xKmP-9U

>>37562447
Oh, hey, look. They do have eggs left after all!

HAG HAG HAG HAG SEX SEX SEX WITH MIOSHA AND BOTAN SEX HARDCORE SEX LOVEY DOVEY HOT STEAMY BABY MAKING SEX FUCK AS HARD AS I CAN AND CUM AS DEEP AS I CAN AN CONQUER THEIR EGGLESS WOMB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>37563026
What are you waiting for then?

i love lion tummy and armpit so much its unreal

>>37563362
My passport to arrive.

>>37562369
She knows what she's doing

You know what's depressing? There's so little fucking amazon position porn. I love that position so damn much. It's the perfect semen extracting position of a desperate hag who wants to render their mate helpless.

Hags are so sexy. I wish they were real.

Do you ever dream of going in a fishing trip with a hag?
https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1595046711478878212?t=NbQj6YzHGq6rcOnYqU99ig&s=19

>>37566645
Silly hag. Women can't fish.

>>37566645
Yes, all the time.

>>37566645
Yes but she'd need to teach me how to fish and the joys of fishing with someone I love.

>>37567174
>Women can't fish

>>37567636
She's Indonesian. Indonesians aren't people, therefore she is not a woman.

>>37567661
Ofc she's a peafowl after all but nonetheless, she's still a woman and also a hag at that

>>37567881
I will agree to disagree on that front, anon. A hag, yes, but not a woman.

>>37566645
Have a fishing trip in the middle of the sea with a hag seems so dreamy to me

>>37566643
JP hags are real
Even dated some

>>37568236
Tell me how to find them. I want a family already.

>>37568281
Live or go to an area for vacation with a large asian population
Set up tinder or dating app to the location you’re in
???
Profit
Also had blind luck in ramen shops before too, lots of hag OL’s go there at lunch cause the one near me is next to a jp language school
Haven’t had any long term stuff yet but nearly did with one that was similar to Mio’s rm
She broke it off cause parents forced her to move back to jp and marry a salaryman

>>37568762
Damn. I'm not the type to do well on Tinder. Think I should just randomly go up to hot asian ladies at ramen shops (preferably OLs) and hit on them?

>>37550708
>this mf censors half the screen and wont give sauce

>>37568817
Don’t be too obvious about it but it can work
Last time I got lucky I was in a huge line for a shop and I got in cause I was a party of one, server sat me down right in the middle of a group of jp exchange hags talking about how western guys are nicer than jp guys (in japanese)
One of them made fun of my chopstick game to another thinking I didn’t know jp, asked them “well why don’t you teach me”, got her number later
Protip is do your reps

>>37569050
Artist is Kawaisaw

>>37569183
Thanks for the advice. Hopefully this is just a stepping stone to marrying my one true love.

>>37569266
It was kinda nice secretly knowing what jp girls say to eachother not knowing you speak jp
Some hags can be really forward with their friends about experiences like roasties though
It’s a nice little mood boost when they say to their group that you’re cute kinda loudly since they think you’re english only

>>37569414
Where do I find sexy hags in the US

>>37570578
Read the entire thread instead of that one post and you'll find out, anon.

i continue to grow my list of artists who mostly draw hags. i want to have a timeline of 80% hag posts. give me some of your favorite artist recommendations

>>37563362
They're taunting us.

Never forget this masterpiece.

>>37571826
theres no fucking way that jiggle is real and was used in actual official hololive stream. i hope it is real

>>37571878
>could you use a condom
No

>>37571894
The bouncing hag tits are real

>>37571953
But what if she insisted?

>>37572163
>She poked holes in the condom
>have "accident" during un safe day.
"Haha oh no Anon looks like you have to stay with me"

>>37572287
Mio would never do that!

>>37572363
If a hag is desperate enough to get young cum to revive her eggs then yeah she would

>>37572453
She would just say it outright if she wanted that.

>>37571605
Ogu is one
https://twitter.com/neoguoguko
He does a mix of Toko (his oshi), Holohags and cake
But they’re all huge saggers with inverted nipples

Judging from most comments in these threads, posters tend to pretty young. Meanwhile, I'm around the age of the hags that get posted here and just want a more mature relationship and to start a family at this point in my life. I feel out of place here because of that.

>>37572486
Her company won't allow it but if it's by "accident" it's ok

>>37572453
I just think its cute for Mio to do something like that if it meant she could get pregnant.

>>37572597
Same, nearing 30 and just want likeminded companionship with my age or slightly older

>>37572597
I'm 25 I just want a cute hag wife 5-10+ years older that I can make feel happy and wanted. Then make a loving family with her.

>>37571826
I guess she really doesn't wear a bra

>>37571826
Ma'am your breast look heavy let me hold them for you

>>37571826

>>37573111 (me)
Meant this for >>37572993

>>37573111
Sucking on Botan's tits while she casually chews and blows gum

>>37573111
She couldn't get any more perfect if she tried. I want her to shove my head under her shirt and have me take a nap there.

>>37573255
>>37573320
If you guys want more hags, this dude has drawn a fair number of them over time.
https://twitter.com/Myth1cArts

>>37573320
Just imagine how sweaty and hot her tits are under that shirt

>>37573437
I love hag artists

>>37573521
The perfect pillows to nap on so that I can wake up full of energy and ready to give her the impregnation she deserves

>>37573558
I love hags

>>37574070
We don't do that here. You're in the wrong thread. You need to leave.

>>37574070
Handholding and hugging hot hags

>>37574147
You can't fool me sweaty hag tits will be mine

>>37574562

>>37573437
Very fine work

>>37574622
We need more hags in skin tight suits.

Which hag would be the best wife/mother?

>>37574735
I think Mio and Botan would try really hard to be good moms.
Mary would be a good mom for the husband as well as the kid.

>>37574562
Helping Mio put a bra on before we go out on our date!

>>37574735
Korone
Genki hag promoting exercise, the “cool mom”

>>37575077
Korone's stamina must be crazy with working out and boxing

>>37574989
Helping Mio measure her cup size by scooping her breasts with your hands!

>>37461978
How can she not be

soon, she will stop being a lolibaba and I don't know how to feel about this.

>>37575758
I think I'd end up going overboard if I somehow had her perfectly large breasts in my hands. I would probably fondle the fuck out of them and probably try sucking on them like a newborn baby because I want to see if she produces breast milk from them.
I want to then have Mio squirm under the amount of pleasure I'm giving her and trying to keep control of her animal instincts until I end up saying something that kills the mood and puts me into her bad books and the couch for the night.

>>37575589
I want Korone to pin me down after she wins an underground boxing match

>think about unprotected sex with a woman in her early or mid 20s while she's on her risky days
>"yeah thats cool, depends on the person"

>think about doing the same with a woman in her 30s
>the thought alone makes me go rabid

>>37578773
You must save their remaining ova, for the good of mankind.

>>37560655
>>37561369

>>37578897
this image hurts for some reason. i dont like it

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5840587?q=ookami_mio