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sonny LOVE

wuca love! thank you for making the thread, cute luxiem OP

vox, wife and their son sharing the crown!

hes so bubbly and cute in crab game right now!

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
>"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

I love my husband very much

wife keeps on zooming in to his son's ass

News:
Fulgur appearing in AFA 2022 in November: https://twitter.com/animefestasia/status/1585157752795856902
Noctyx Thanksgiving Merch releases Nov 23rd: https://twitter.com/nijisanji_world/status/1593423747884584960
Black Friday merch restocks Nov 23rd: https://twitter.com/nijisanji_world/status/1593425005081001984

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem artbook https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Retro Roman
AGF 2022
Double Eleven
November Seasonal Voice (ends Nov 30)

>The prettiest girls in my city are in my chat. Pretty boys too
Milord always takes the time to butter us up....

>>37448674
i blushed...

>Ren presenting
ALIEN SEX

its uncanny how luca's voice changer sounds like vox kek

The game knows what's up

>Vox likes the zoom in on fulgur's crotch

Vox: The game is always zooming in on Fulgur's ass for me, it wants us to have sex

WE'RE WINNING

>>37448903
No I don't
https://litter.catbox.moe/idhsop.mp4

>>37448979
lambros sex confirmed after stream

>>37448999
wrong thread retard everyone point and laugh

>>37448999
Anon…

>>37448999
I can't believe how illiterate people are on a message board

>>37448999
You useless faggots should commit a group suicide

>>37448999
imagine if you could fucking read

>>37449121
>>37449086
>>37449048
>>37449025
>>37449021
It's so easy hheheehehehe

>>37449150
Pedophile

FULGUR WIN

STOP GIVING ATTENTION SEEKERS ATTENTION AIEEEEEEEEEEE

demon zatsu time

>>37448999
Dumb bird, waste of good digits

Wave 7. Where?

Demon is so irrationally competitive

Demon might sing more JP songs!

my wife is so cute

wife won again

Demon karaoke rebroadcasts on the table

shu understands wife's teacher aura.....

That sounds like a neat short film idea, ganbare demon

BOX TENSHI MENTION
MY LOVE!!!!!!!!

I love my demon husband very much, I hope the appointment goes well

>[...] this is our last chance if we don't want to wait to do it for a while
wave 7 real

wife collabing with Merryweather+Alban and another tbd Alban one next week!

LAMmama was in chat, wife is still the favorite!

>wife doesn't know how to ride a bike
>I don't know how to ride a bike
WE ARE

wife planing something special for his membaas ahh i love wife always spoiling us!!

the lovec orrection is working! wife almost gonna cry! so cute his voice broke a bit!

w-wife is going to eat us...

>joining membaa sheep looks better than gifting membaa
listen to wife, it's nice comfydants are generous but that's just giving newfag rulebreakers like that shotofag access to wife's new gift he's planing...

wife missed us aaw he's so soft

>>37451622
I hate it here. People who only watched him once or twice get gifted members and that's a recipe for shit to happen. Newfags get membership and shit the chat and makes it look like we're all retards like them

>>37451708
not like this... not enough proper discussion anymore and if there are half of the chat regulars are already reminding those newfag membaas to stop emote spamming...

I’m kinda sad that we won’t be able to see demon’s short film since he’ll include his voice actor in them… maybe some other time

>>37451844
at least wife is very hard on his rules so I hope that scares them off

aww wife fanboying on erha and the illustrator that drew his thumbnail... so cute! i'm glad wife is here and all his dreams are coming true!

no wife pov when he hopcons... i hope sexcat has one

i hope a chinese sister can stream the afa panel... it sounds like they planned lots of cool things and it's not gonna be a shit show like the last one

wife LOVES thick milk

wife loves thick banana milk that's he hast to suck hard for!

granola and yogurt good but wife please eat something else

wife finally got to enjoy his yogurt and granola

>>37452822
what's wrong with those... that's my meal most days

>>37452862
anon what the fuck what about and actual meal. Even a fucking sandwich is better than eating only yogurt

>>37452862
Are you 6 years old or something that is not a meal

>>37452862
its okay anon, i also consider it a meal

>>37452916
>>37452989
i thought it was bit healthy... some sort of dairy freshly made from wife's breast milk and some grain of fruit to go with it... but in my defence i've been watching his morning streams so i mostly eat a granola bar on the go while listening to him

>>37452916
Granola has a good amount of nutrition and calories and so does yogurt. Don't really see what's the issue.

>>37453196
keep eating only that them but i'm not visiting you at the hospital

>>37453306
>Hospital
>For eating Yogurt and Granola
Naruhode...

>>37453306
Yoghurt and granola is a perfectly fine meal why would you go to the hospital over that?

the thing is you need nutrients from other things too...like meat (red or white), rice, beans, veggies, fresh fruits, juices....imagine eating only yogurt I feel like throwing up already

>>37453306
but the hospital would feed them that..

>>37453306
wife gonna nurse me back to health feeding me his nutritious breastmilk!

>>37452862
It depends. Are you ONLY eating granola and yoghurt for the whole day? If yes, then bad. But if you are eating some veggies for another meal, then go ham on the granola and yoghurt.

comfydant food discourse:
>mint choco ice cream
>seafood pizza
>yogurt and granola

>>37453355
>>37453404
you're telling me that if someone only eats YOGURT for weeks they're not going to the hospital

>>37453657
If you eat a lot of it you should be fine. Granola has a lot of calories anyways kek

>>37453681
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE SHE'S EATING ONLY FUCKING GRANOLA AND YOGURT FOR WEEKS MAYBE MONTHS EVEN IF SHE EATS SOMETHING ELSE AFTER IT (I SURE HOPE SHE DOES) IF SOMEONE ONLY EATS FUCKING YOGURT FOR MONTHS THEY'RE GOING TO END UP IN THE HOSPITAL YOU CAN'T LIVE EATING ONLY ONE FUCKING SHIT

>>37453795
Why are you capslocking me, tumblrsister?

>>37453590
yogurt is for special occasions... my meals are mostly fruit and granola bars for 1-2 meals maybe nuts or some protein in the evenings if i remember to cook...

>>37453657
I ate only potatoes for like one month straight and I was fine

>>37453819
of course it's a mystake

>>37453634
This is the only acceptable discourse

>>37453795
idk ike is still alive

>>37453864
I've gone an entire month just eating smoothie bowls with granola with boiled chicken and rice at night and it was the healthiest my body has ever been. What the heck is this war against not eating fat foods?

>>37453634
I can give seafood pizza a pass but mint chocolate will never be accepted

>>37453998
I swear to god don't make me call someone a drooling insipid cunt again

>>37453998
you will never know the joys of drinking wife's mintchoco flavoured breast milk

>>37453992
>What the heck is this war against not eating fat foods?
what the fuck are you talking about. Everyone knows only eating yogurt is bad, because only eating 1 thing is bad. If you eat something else before or after it whatever

>>37454122
eating 1 thing is better than eating nothing though

>>37454122
Eating just one thing isn't bad... Esepcially when it's two things which are yogurt and granola. You are fat.

>>37453657
honestly your greatest risk is scurvy and that's only if you're eating plain yogurt. fruit yogurts is fine with multi vitamin. is the a recommended diet? of course not, but you won't die and it's still better than eating processed food full of trans fat. btw, as a psa for other anons, don't get shit like diet or fat free yogurt.

>>37454122
Eating only 1 thing isn't too bad I've lived on plain baked potatoes and other forms of potatoes before, after a while you get used to it

>>37453817
what's your veggie situation and do you take vitamins?

No fighting, unity!

>>37454192
>You are fat.
are you 13?

>>37454176
obviously

>>37454208
that makes sense

>>37454312
Nah, you are pushing 100kg though.

>>37454312
Starting to feel like it's an anachan getting mad at us calling her diet bad

>>37454208
wait why not fat free yogurt

last night i had a raw hot dog weenie and a full stick of celery for dinner

>>37454372
Fat free or diet stuff have more added sugar to replace the flavour the disappears when fat is removed

>>37454398
glad you ate something anon

>>37454356
so you're over 18 and calling other people fat on the internet? get a job girl

>>37454372
if you're trying to lose weight, don't buy into the whole fat free/diet versions of most foods (particularly dairy) because they compensate for the lack of taste by loading it up on artificial sugars.

>>37454398
Anon...not even a microwaved hotdog? Cold raw hotdog sounds horrific

>>37454270
veggie are usually some broccoli and frozen stuff i'll add to fried rice or omelette for dinner. and i have uhhhh expiring gummy vitamins a doctor friend gave to me? (nothing sus i hope, they just got too much stock in their clinic)

>>37454410
>>37454447
ohh but low fat is still fine right or would that still go into the whole diet thing?

Today we learned that you should have a balanced diet. because even if eating one thing only won't kill you, it's bad for your body!

so... men, amirite fellas?

>>37454398
Honestly when I lazy to cook I just throw whatever vegetables I have and a can of bean into a pot and make very very bland soup but atleast it has nutrients

>>37454443
You should lose 10 pounds (impossible)

>>37454447
same with anything labelled keto or gluten free. contrary to what some may think those are as bad as junkfood

>>37454491
Just eat the normal stuff and count calories if you want to lose weight

wife

>>37454491
generally it still falls into the whole diet thing. honestly, it's a negligible difference, particularly if you're not actively losing weight anyway. I know people who just prefer the taste of the low fat stuff so that's fine. it's just that generally the whole fat versions of food keep you satiated for much longer because, well, they're full fat.

>>37454588
Very beautiful 10/10

>>37454373
probably kek

>>37454592
interesting, i like eating this low fat greek yogurt but i dont really care for the whole diet thing. i just like the way it tastes so i was wondering. thanks!

>>37454544
>>37454637
More likely than not at this point

>>37454448
usually i microwave it but i was just too tired. my parents would sometimes feed them to me raw as a kid so ive grown a tolerance.

>>37454592
People alwaya shit on me for this but I think Diet coke and Diet Pepsi, diet drinks in general taste better than the normal version

Unlike the anons who mistake this for general sometimes, I post in both. I hope you femanons got fed well with the karaoke and crab game today

>>37454736
do you have a sweet tooth or something?

>>37454465
so long as you're still getting nutrients from veggies and a protein, you're good. keep granola-ing and yogurt-ing. i would still suggest taking a multi vitamin, just so to avoid any glaring deficiencies. and as always, even if it's just by the window, get some direct sunlight on you. i cannot stress how important this is.

>>37454736
holy shit Matpat on /nenmen/?!

>>37454722
Fair enough, I'll share my weird habit too I eat ketchup and plain rice together

>>37454773
they've been feed by their oshis but from what we're learning they're not feeding themselves actual food

>>37454773
thanks anon, both collabs were fun to me personally

>>37454736
I drink Coke Zero a lot and have now come to dislike regular coke... it's just so sickly sweet.

>>37454785
Not really? The normal stuff makes my mouth feel sticky and it's feels too viscous, I know I'm not making much sense but the diet verison feels much more liquid like?

>>37454860
Food is not necessary to live

>>37454893
the way you feel about the normal stuff is how i feel drinking the diet versions, weird

>>37454822
Did he make a video about diet drinks?

>>37454942
no but he drinks a shitton of diet coke

>>37454926
dont encourage the briskadets and quilldrens, they need to survive to see their oshis stream again

>>37454885
I know! Normal carbonated drinks are so sweet, I even drink the zero verison of energy drinks as well because they have nicer flavours

>>37454860
I mean, Thanksgiving and Christmas is around the corner for our American femanons. No doubt they'll be overwhelmed with food options from family members, whilst the drunk Uncles argue over FOOTBALL.

Then again, as an late-night worker anon I know what it's like to skip meals when prefocused on other things. But please do take care of yourselves, it's what your Oshi would want. Maybe not if you like Luca tho...

>>37454802
i apreciate your input dietician anon! good to know i'm not totally in the shiter just yet. i guess i will take those finding nemo gummy vitamins i have before they'll go bad.

>>37454839
thats kind of like omurice without the egg and frying the rice if you think about it

>>37454773
i was asleep during most of it but i did get to catch the last portion of my oshis stream so im happy

>>37454982
I actually don't drink a lot of diet coke, I live on Monster Zero and Rockstars, occasionally sugar free redbull

>>37455039
he tells us to eat, stop your rrats now

>>37455008
Yes! I feel like the regular versions coat my mouth with like a thin film of cum sugar and it's disgusting.

>>37455073
Ike stop posting here

>>37455080
But he doesn't like girls with a bit more meat on the bone :^)

>>37454839
you remind me of my friend who eats basedsauce with rice and another who eats milo with rice

>>37455103
he never said that catalogfag

>getting baited by the same mystake who shits up the thread when they get bored

>>37455098
Unlike Ike I don't eat burgers or caviar toast because I'm vegetarian

>>37455173
>same

>>37455123
>basedsauce
kek i didn't know there's a trigger for that

>>37455173
maybe the mystakeschizo was right all along

>>37455123
Milo and rice... at least ketchup is savoury

>>37455123
I love eating just rice with milk.

>>37455080
I will now restart the Luca is fatphobic rrats

>>37455123
I like to eat raw seasoned meat....

>>37455307
dont i deal with enough from the main thread shitting on him everyday for existing for you to make up rrats

>>37455269
I mean it's like rice pudding without all the other steps, yeah

>>37455321
This anon is actually going to the hospital

>>37455321

>>37455321
What the fuck is up with anons here and eating weird fucking food

>>37455321
That's what's actually good for you. Eat this instead of sandwiches and yogurt.

>>37455321
from where? was it beef/mutton or pork/chicken?

>>37455366
>>37455394
>>37455397
I don't eat if often tho I just really like the taste and texture of raw meat. I blame sushi

>>37455321
You're definitely getting parasitic worms

Wow I guess there are more briskadets in this thread than I thought!

>>37455321
what kind of meat and what kind of seasoning??

>>37455431
you have to be joking, is unseasoned meat too bland for you

>>37455431
What raw meat anon please be specific, the only raw meat safe to eat is beef tartar

>>37455424
>>37455455
beef, chicken and pork is my favorite. god help me

>>37455469
yeah but I feel like I would eat raw unseasoned fish too If I could

>>37455431
THEN EAT MORE SUSHI YOU FUCKING WEIRDO

>>37455454
This is why I'm never eating anything Briskadets bring to the Thanksgiving potluck

>>37455495
i dont fully believe you, describe the texture of raw pork

>>37455495
fuck. where do you get it though? local butcher, supermarket? how do you prepare/season it?

>>37455498
IT'S EXPENSIVE AS FUCK OR I WOULD I ALREADY SAID I DON'T EAT RAW MEAT OFTEN I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME AIEEEEEEEE

>>37455431
i've tried tartare and it's not so bad

>>37455495
>Chicken and pork
You are literally full of parasites, go to the doctors

anons were arguing about yogurt when the real enemy was the raw meat eater

>>37455540
So yo treat yourself by giving yourself 100 diseases?

>>37455532
I dunno, kinda chewy? I season with salt pepper and lime

>>37455535
supermarket

>>37455569
no i'm not i'm totally fine

>>37455605
please tell me you live in Europe.

>>37455605
whose your oshi

>>37455628
no

>>37455647
i'm not saying it kek

We need a hard rule on no food discussion, it spirals into insanity so easily

>>37455666
well fuck. If you were European I wouldn't be as worried. At least please tell me you're not in SEA/China.

>>37455498
>>37455540
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE the mint chocolate anons are at it again

>>37455550
tartare is heavenly. super rich and fatty but it tastes really good.

>>37455495
im halfway skeptical youre making this up, how do you chew and swallow the chicken and pork? raw meat should be too tough and hard to slice/chew to swallow

>>37455682
thats the fun part, im going to believe that anon is just a briskadet at this point

>>37455605
You don't know if you have parasites unless you get checked for it

>>37455666
someone who overly stalks the anons here should be able to puzzle out who Raw Meat Cannibal Anon's oshi is

It's gonna be really funny that saying "vox take your meds" is going to be a valid thing to type in chat

To keep this food shit on topic, femanons (and the rare male anons here); you must prep a meal for your Oshi. What do you give them and no, it cannot be you lubed up and presented. Actual food

>>37455713
i'm not. don't worry

>>37455725
I don't eat the WHOLE meat, it's like little pieces I cut

>>37455605
just eat papaya seeds youll shit the worms out

>>37455725
Fuck you I'm the mintfag and I do not endorse eating raw fucking pork or chicken

>>37455792
Nothing because he will Gordon Ramsay-level judge my food and I would get frustrated.

>>37455792
Omelette

>>37455809
fuck you mintfag chocolate is better

>>37455792
I'll make wife some homemade seafood pizza or whatever fishy dish he wants, man has no kitchen or fridge I'm sure he will appreciate any hot homemade meal

>>37455792
Shut it anon my husband loves eating me and has said I taste delicious multiple times

>>37455792
a steak dinner

>>37455892
but wife got a fridge months ago

>>37455850
Don't make me start this shit again, but if you're the necrophilia kyomie then stop fighting with me and let's write more horny thoughts

>>37455792
granola and yoghurt maybe some salad if I'm feeling special cause that's the only think we know how to cook/eat.

>>37455798
ok, that's... better then. I can imagine your country has a much higher level of food safety than SEA/China. I will second the opinion that you should get a checkup just to be safe, but if you've been eating raw meat for long and you're not experiencing any body aches or pains then you -should- be fine... I will always say to take care when it comes to beef/lamb/mutton/goat though because extremely rare it may be, prions are scary.

>>37455937
I accept your truce

>>37455918
And I'm 100% sure it's filled with pre packed salads, tubs of yoghurt and granola, he needs a warm meal.

>>37455788
its a briskadet or kindred

>>37455984
wife....didn't he say once he cooked the night prior? I want to believe he knows how to cook at least some beef since he doesn't eat beans, or tomato sauce stuff

>>37455682
the fact that food is one of the only things that has gotten this general into almost nonstop slapfights recently is really funny to me for some reason. we argue about fetishes, we argue about ships, some anons take bad bait sometimes, but food is what consistently derails the thread

>>37455849
Surely you know he is doing it out of love? Motivating you to refine your craft!
>>37455850
Omelette? Def a Mysta fan considering his eating habits
>>37455892
What is included with a "Seafood Pizza" anon? Also I assume you've got garlic bread included too?
>>37455915
Medium rare?
>>37455945
That's not a meal, that's a lonely female university student snack you have when you've got cramps. Least order a fucking Nandos for the lad

>>37455792
i can make a pretty good burger. if hes down for calories and if given unlimited resources id make him a patty with wagyu steak beef, crispy potato bits , american cheese, lettuce tomato and ketchup-mayo-seasoning burger sauce on a toasted brioche bun. maybe carmelized onions and bacon bits or diced pickles if he wants them.

>>37455949
I'll take anon's offer and eat some papaya seeds but i'm pretty sure i'm fine

>>37456081
>medium rare
i think hes a well done guy which is not my preference but whatever he wants.

>>37456127
>well-done

ew

>>37455792
Probably the usual. Rice, side of meat, side of vegetables.

>>37455792
I genuinely make amazing Japanese curry if I do say so myself. I add coffee, apple, onions sauce, honey and ketchup and it all somehow works. After that, I'll feed him my family's bread and butter pudding with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

>>37456090
thats a fancy burger

>>37456081
>Omelette? Def a Mysta fan considering his eating habits
comfydant, omelettes are the only thing I know I can make taste good...and it doesn't have anything wife hates in it

>>37456156
he's a picky eater

>>37456081
Any sea food you want but the place I like usual puts shrimps, octopus, mussels or clams, occasionally sardines/anchovies and olives if you like it. Of course garlic bread is a must.

>>37456164
>onions sauce
still funny

>>37456090
All that just to top it with American cheese?

Why do women like to fight about food..

See, no need to fight one another when you focus this creative food energy into making your Oshi happy. Snakeanon saves the day again

>>37455792
I have a takoyaki pan! I was PREPARED for this!

>>37456182
Wife eats so much salads and wraps I genuinely can't think of anything he likes besides takoyaki

>>37456297
their oshi is mysta who likes eating dry burgers

what do you want luxiem outfits to look like?

>>37456337
cant believe snakeanon saved the thread

>>37456081
>Motivating you to refine your craft
Maybe... But he'll probably tell me one to many times that something I've made isn't very good and make me rage so that I'll just never cook for him again

>>37456361
I will sit him down with a food pyramid pic and teach him all the foods he needs to eat YES even BAKED BEANS because they're good

>>37456259
kek apologies, my excitement got the better of me. Although, bearing in mind who this is for onions sauce is probably better than basedsauce.

>>37456337
I will fight about seafood pizza and mintchoco because I like shit flinging online

>>37456297
goat cheese or feta or cheddar could be options too but in all honesty American cheese isnt bad.

>>37456364
you got me confused with the other anon

>>37456376
their second outfits or anniv outfits?

>>37456408
He needs more protein no wonder he looks like a frail little twink

>>37456413
onions sauce is 100 times better than basedsauce

>>37456408
fulgur needs to plump up so he can produce milk from his skinny frail flat chest

>thanksgiving countdown noctyx illustrations
>black friday sale with new wallpapers
>new wave?

>>37456561
when are we seeing the noctyx illustrations/merch?

>>37456509
Last time I came to this thread, you were talking about disassembling Fulgur and nursing him. And now you're talking about milking his flat male chest.

>>37456442
I mean it isn't bad but I just find it weird you have all that fancy ingredients and then basically Walmart cheese

>>37456587
it should be today or tomorrow if theyre supposed to release one a day till thanksgiving

>>37456399
See anon, you opt for the easy way out instead of indulging into a fun fantasy escape. If you struggle, you could let him teach you! Let your oshi guide your hands, showcase your strengths and let him teach you the areas of error, let him be apart of your efforts beyond just the final preparation. You know you femanons are too easy to just let things go. Let your oshi spread you like butter!

>>37456398
I am often here, lurking. Waiting. I just want people happy and fighting over Skittles or Starbursts isn't going to get us anywhere

>>37456620
omg snakeanon kyaaa....

>>37456620
okay but skittles are better

>>37456509
wife's delicious milk!!!! would taste even sweeter if he ate proper meals....

>>37456620
question why do people call you snakeanon. are you a snake typing this right now? how

>>37456509
If wife took off his tank top you could probably see his ribs

>>37456712
He sounds like a cartoon snake.

I hope wife likes mushrooms because I love them and I would add them to every single dish I would make for him

>>37456754
I don't think wife is a picky eater right? unlike his brother

>>37456796
unless he had a traumatic experience with a food in the past, yeah he's not picky. Vox is picky??

>>37456838
yeah, all the boys in luxiem are

quick femanons, our few maleanons, and snakeanon: if you had to create a dish from fulgurs sweet sweet nipple milk what would it be? and what method would you use to milk him?

>>37456838
Not really I'm just making fun of him for not liking seafood

>>37456887
Shu is picky?

>>37456886
As a penis-haver, I'm about to leave the thread

>>37456603
kek fair enough

>>37456712
hes a vocaroo poster from the main thread who sounds like he could be a british cartoon villain snake

>>37456886
Milk his delicious fat tits and make yogurt out of it. I could also make cheese, but i'm not a big cheese fan

>>37456927
hes not as picky as ike but hes picky with vegetables and fruit he'll eat

ok...you girls are too much for me. You win, I'm gonna go do guy things

>>37457014
Like what, jack off?

>>37457014
nooooo snakeanon(?) come back

>>37456886
i'll hand milk him cause i want to feel his every shiver and slight movement from every squeeze. then i'll pump him full of his warm fresh milk and churn his insides until it turns into butter

>>37457014
>>37456933
We'll milk you next

>>37457014
dont be scared of comfydants, theyre in their own milking world

>>37457014
then why are you here yet you don't need to announce you're leaving

big collabs are nice till you realize thats the only stream everyone will be doing for the rest of the day

>>37457229
yeah...at least ill be able to catch up on some vods but it does almost feel like a waste when an entire weekend day is dead hours

tonguing Shu's perfectly pink asshole

>>37457229
At least it's sunday so it was gonna be dead today anyways

>>37456712
>>37456886
https://vocaroo.com/1nX7r4DYS4p8

>>37457362
so early in the day too, not even a mid day collab
>>37457395
true im expecting most schedules to be posted tomorrow

>>37457369
Based.

>>37457405
you almost sound like a femboy

>>37457405
thinking ahead for christmas, good answer

So stick to the cratur' the best thing in nature
For sinking your sorrows and raising your joys
For there's nothing like whiskey to make maidens frisky
It soon separates all the men from the boys.

>>37457405
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SNAKEANON VOICE SO NICE

fulgur eggnog for milord....uwwwoooooo thank you for answering

>>37457006
These boys... I want to sit them all down and make them eat their veggies

>>37457405
AIIIEEEEEEE SNAKEANON MLKING WIFE TO MAKE MILORD SOME EGGNOG! the brothers that radiation is getting to him to!

>>37457405
im going to offend you but you sound like merryweather

>>37457405
WIFE BREASTMILK EGGNOG :9 PLEASE LET ME HAVE SOME

>>37457559
i want another veggie tasting stream from luca but i also just want shu to do one like he did with his pilk tier

i left halfway through crab game, imagine my surprise when i refreshed this thread..

>>37457405
i can't believe we got snakeanon vocaroo about using wife's milk to make eggnog for milord

>>37455792
We're having tea, no sugar, any variety he wants, that's it. He has a lot of issues that I need to learn if I want to cook for him and I have a lot of things I won't touch so the ideal meal is to not eat anything.

>>37457778
just a normal discussion about food

>>37457531
Well seeing how this thread has reacted over Aster in recent weeks, I'll use that to my benefit lol
>>37457581
I assure you, I've heard worse comments anon
>>37457778
I once did a reading of "Green Eggs and Ham" in the General. I assure you, plenty of stupid things are assigned to this voice in some capacity

>>37457782
Quilldren...

>>37457571
Lam radiation seems to primarily affect British men

>>37457782
nothing but caviar toast and sushi i presume...maybe raw meat anon can convince him to try those bite sizes tidbits or whatever

>>37458120
ike is already dying anon he doesnt need to eat raw meat too

>>37457822
half of it was an anon talking about eating raw meat. i might come from a place that used to eat dog but at least it was cooked!

>>37457989
it's my first opening a vocaroo because i treat them like links posted in main by aloucreeps; i'd always pictured you would sound like solid snake but british for some reason.

>>37458056
I often get a scene of drinking yea with him in my dreams so it's a became a bit of a fantasy.
>>37458120
No, he's fine with carb and meat heavy things too, lo mein, pastas, burgers, pizzas and so on but that's where I draw the line so yeah. Tea.

>>37458200
>used to eat dog but atleast it was cooked
no....

>>37458225
I fucked up that first reply hard wow
*tea, *it became

>>37458200
>used to eat dog
man why is it always dogs...cats are the ones that should die

>>37458286
i heard cats dont taste as good

>>37458200
flip/chink anon... why.... wife would cry

>>37458286
Fuck off I love cats, they actually can think for themselves unlike dogs

please not again

>>37458286
Fuck off Fulgur. Get the fuck out of the thread. I hate you for this conviction of yours specifically.

>>37458200
>i'd always pictured you would sound like solid snake but british for some reason
So Liquid Snake? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_H8JsyQeO4

>>37458321
you should kill yourself

>>37458321
This. I've seen so many abused dogs crawl back to their owners but you hit a cat or threat them badly and they will hate you. I appreciate that.

>>37458321
catfags are so annoying holy shit, go suck your cats balls then and clap when they throw your shit on the floor. I hope he gets run over by a car

>>37458362
You like dogs because you can't stand the thought of something that has its own personality that isn't revolving around mindlessly loving you

I fucking hate food discussion with you people

>>37458359
he kinda does sound like a more ASMR-ery version of liquid snake with more emphasis on "S"s but it could just be because i can barely distinguish british accents

>>37458483
please dont say food, cats and dogs are not food

>>37458466
no I like dogs because they're cute and loyal and not overrated faggots like cats. You people think you're better because you have a cat and treat dogs like shit

>>37458521
This all started because of yogurt and granola

>>37458464
Catfags are annoying? You dog fuckers where the ones that brought cats into the conversation like you know your goddam mutts has no good points you have to shit fling at other people

>>37458286
apparently cat meat is sour but they used to eat them too. people were fucking poor back then. my mom's pet cat was kidnapped by a restaurant when she was a child...

>>37458359
kek yes. still cute though

>>37458586
cry more insufferable faggot i'm going to curse your cat to get sick and shit on your bed kill yourself

>>37458553
Did I ever say I treat dogs like shit? Stop protecting

>>37458571
fulgur just wanted to say what he was eating..

>>37458633
You're so fucking bitter I never even wished harm on your dog yet you're wishing that my cat would die, just admit you don't have a point to make

>>37458664
Anons like to concernfag and then it devolves into an argument

Only one way to settle this, anons.

https://strawpoll.com/polls/w4nWD4wW3gA

i just hugged my cat, he was warm and soft. is (You)r pet also soft and warm?

guys i know we're in the trenches right now with dead hours worse than ever but this argument sounds like something straight out of a reddit comment section

>>37458898
yeah hes a good boy

Aster is live in an hour. You pumped?

>>37458868
>wife as a cat
this is an insult to him

>>37458898
She is very warm and soft she even licked my hair, I love my cat

>>37458898
she's the softest and the warmest lady around, purrs very gently too. keeps me company during streams, sometimes gets interested in the guy moving in the corner

>>37458919
i thought anons were just joking because theyre bored, no one is being serious

>>37458919
we're just bored on a dead sunday

>>37459051
I just enjoy shit flining don't take anything I write seriously

>>37459051
I sure am I don't want any cats or dogs to die myself DX

>>37459034 (me)
I gave her a piece of corn, she likes it very much

>>37458898
my dog smells great because he took a nice bath recently

>>37459022
i wanted to make them both fulgur pics but couldnt find any fulgur dog assets

>>37458898
my dog is hundreds of miles away and i miss him everyday. i havent been back home to see him since i moved so i wonder if in his dog brain of his if he thinks im dead or missing or something. i want to go back soon...

>>37458973
he's the first puppy to win at crab game, what a feat

>>37459034
>>37459047
mine is feeling extra affectionate because i've been out all weekend, i owe him many pets and cuddles

>>37459316
give him a nice deep sniff from me! i love sniffing my cat

https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1594425233850929152

wow i cant believe demon is gonna fuck us

im now realizing this is the fastest we've hit bump limit in a hot second and it was through discussion that was about 75% off topic

>>37459462
aww anon... i worked in a different city for a year and couldn't bring my cat with me, but i'd go home every weekend and i still missed him all the time. will you be able to go home and see him for the holidays?

>>37458286
I've eaten both (once) and cats are just not pleasant at all to me.

>>37459704
anon please

poll results so far

>>37459738
I'm sorry, I'll shut up about it

>>37459704
i've had cousins try to feed me dog when i was a kid... my brother ate some thinking it was chicken

>>37458898
My dog passed away a week before my birthday, so it's been a bit lonely here as of late

>>37459758
this is cheating, their wife is the cat of course theyll choose the cat

>>37459573
He does that every week

>>37459696
i will in 3 or so weeks! ive missed him so so much

>>37459619
100% of the boys aren't streaming

>>37459790
honestly continue on

>>37459619
sometimes anonymous parasocialism can be pretty fun

>>37459505
dog sniffed

>>37459817
as much as I love wife I would never vote for cats

>>37459619
Well the last time we hit bump limit this fast was the mintchoci and seafood pizza conversation

>>37459804
my condolences. i'm sure he had a happy and fulfilling life with you and is happily running around in dog heaven now

>>37459842
that's great to hear, i'm happy for you! i hope you have a great time snuggling with him and stuffing yourself full of good homecooked food. i feel like everyone itt needs to eat more, catching up with the thread made me want to cook a giant pot of stew or make hotpot for all the anons here....

>>37459817
I like cats my wife being the cat is just added bonus

>>37459974
i like the unbiased honesty

>>37459619
I blame the males who invaded. Shoo

>>37459886
I've told this story before. Spoilering since, well, catdog eating Basically, my crazy step-mum killed my pet dog in front of me and made me watch as she boiled and roasted him. Then she forced me to eat him, I ended up vomiting and was hysterical. The cat was purely accidental. I was living in another country where cats were apparently a normal thing to eat (then) and I went into a convenience store to buy a steamed bun. Didn't understand the language then, so just bought a random flavor. Started eating it and spat it out since it tasted like absolute shite. Went back to the shops to warn them they were selling rotten food but nope, it was apparently a cat meat steamed bun.

>>37460044
i hope all the maleanons who lurk this thread develop a lactation kink

>>37460123
Kadet.......................

>>37460123
i remember you......

>>37460123
Kadet...

>>37460044
they were on decent behavior today

>>37460007
cute parasocial soft corny anon.....

>>37460123
i hope for your own sake you made that shit up but jesus christ anon. your stepmom can go fuck herself.

>>37460123
that's really sad..im sorry kadet

>>37460123
kadet.. tell me karma got her in some way, just for some peace of mind

>>37460123
briskadet.. :(

>>37460007
You can make a pot of stew and just show us the picture, we can have an anonymous parasocial dinner together

>>37460232
She's out of my life but honestly, if you can believe it, that wasn't the worst of what she did (to me) but I won't derail the thread further and I apologise for doing so.
>>37460297
... She's still alive, living well.

Anyway, enough of that. I just want to say I love Sonny with all my heart and I hope he's having amazing dreams right now!

im becoming parasocial to this thread, stop it

>>37460232
the anon who ate a cold hotdog worries me especially. maybe wife's motherhen tendencies are rubbing off on me

>>37460504
i made some for guests recently and used up all the ingredients... i'm not a particularly good cook, i just learned how to make tonjiru from a video. miso is super convenient as an ingredient overall

>>37460817
Which anons are you most parasocial towards

>>37460833
I can make lentils curry, we can just pretend we're having a potluck across time and space

>>37460833
oh that was me! im also the anon hundred of miles away from my dog. ill be okay, i gorged myself on korean bbq two nights before so i didnt want to eat too much the next day.

im gonna head out and touch grass now. see you anons in the next thread.

https://poipiku.com/3328825/7860882.html
psyborg SEX (top uki)

>>37460912
all of them, the briskadets mostly. the uti kadet, this kadet, the parasocial yumes

>>37460983
lentils curry sounds amazing, i would love to virtually/visually try your cooking

>>37461039
i concernfag for this kindred in particular. have fun!

>>37460912
I browse general more, but it does make me glad to know certain regular anons are doing fine. Even if it's just a shitpost, it's uplifitng to know that person hasn't disappeared or whatever if that makes sense? But I wouldn't say I am connected to the one to the point of no return. We all go about our life's and do the best we can
>>37461039
Have fun and remember my sage advice Kindredanon, British anons aren't real and take your meds

>>37461207
It's so easy to make you just stirfry some shallots, ginger, garlic and spices, dump it into a crock pot with lentils and a can of puree tomato, leave it alone overnight then add a can of coconut milk and two bunches of cilantro.

>>37461145
The kadets are very cute, I am parasocial towards archive anon like I'm sure most of this thread is

>>37461397
that actually sounds doable and my parents have those ingredients at their place (and an instant pot), might try making it for them next time i'm there. thanks for the recipe anon

Aza's new outfit is so sex, en boy outfits cannot come soon enough

>>37461519
honestly where would we be without archive anon, all our rambles about the boys would just end up in the void

>>37461641
The spices are tumeric, coriander seeds, cumin and cayenne, quantity is up to you

star
https://youtu.be/9Bi2OmahjfQ

>>37460912
the parasocial kindreds who type essays on vox, the comfydants who gratuitously sexualize fulgur at any given opportunity, the BROTHERS THAT coalition.

the shitposting cynical kadets are legitimately hilarious

there's a couple anons who ive traded akumafia pics back and forth

snakeanon

archive anon

pregnancy anon

kindred gaychads

the mystakes and lucubs i see occasionally

that one quilldren who likes the idea of being murdered by ike who i think is relatively new to the board

and not on nenmen but suicidal yaminion

ok i leave for real bye bye nenmem!

>>37461714
Holy shit Ike when

>>37462090
i am 3 of these anons

>>37461802
only thing i'll need to buy are the coriander seeds, sounds like a plan!

>>37461714
AZA SEXXXXX

>>37460912
There are three (?) particular anons I care about from main, all from different fanbases from mine which I find somewhat funny
At the end of the day I just like seeing anons loving their oshi/s and having a good time

>>37462280
One day....
Also I only just got that aza=azathoth from a twitter comment... God I love when we get chuuba lore revelations

>>37461714
HOLY SEX

I'm adding "ignore people who are arguing about fucking food" to the next OP

>>37460912
Not limited to this thread but: yume kadets and yaminions, ryona mystake (I miss you, where are you), 2hu lucub, pregnancy kindreds, UTI kadet, and the violisko anon I've talked to a couple of times

>>37462798
aw you're no fun, i'm not parasocial with this anon :(

>>37462798
can you add attentionseeker males too

>>37462798
Please don't fuck food, that's wasteful. Unless it's whipped cream/ice cream/strawberries/etc with the sole intention of being consumed during fuck sessions.

>>37463057
this anon gets it

>>37463052
Yet you watch those males, interesting

>>37462798
Boo you're no fun

>>37463057
food with sex is so disgusting, imagine all the dead skin you eat

I will admit, aster's leading screen is cute

>>37463247
I'm a briskadet

>>37463247
i mean anons would eat their oshis ass

>>37463052
I actually think the men who wonder in here in between NijiEN threads are funny because they usually don't derail

>>37463344
they don't but they're annoying coming here for attention

>>37463298
one of my favorites from iluna

>>37463057
i've seem those grated yam doujins

>>37463538
1 on 1 with his oshi, happy for him

>>37463538
>handcam
kyo's delicate and fragile hands...

>>37463538
HAND CAM, I want to see my little brothers cute hands

uki guerilla pokemon stream in 2 hours

>>37463344
i always appreciate more innocent livestock for the farm

>>37463538
really looking forward to handcam and mousey collab, good week

>>37463718
Bless u purple man

>>37463718
the pokemonification of NijiEN...

>>37463718
His title is cute, I want to eat him hehe

oh this is the game with the mask guy with the hot voice