/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

luv me Vei
luv me cock

simple as

I'm balling out with the team
Vshojo we live we gonna get the green
popping off, I'm getting to it
Life's a movie I live throught it
And I'm gonna bring my gang
While my haters watch as viewers
Getting money that's the motto
Going up with Vshojo
Gotta lotta haters they some "v's" just like the logo
And we shooting call it touhou
And we gonna let it bang
Popstars in the making I'm gon do it for the gang
I'm gon do it for the gang

>>37434106
Disgusting excuse of existence

>>37434180
>back when Vei liked the other Vshojo girls

>>37434383
F A S T E R

>>37434106
Le funne number

mouse is nice to me

this whore shouldn't exist

>>37434506
She's very nice to me

>>37434588
im glad she doesnt take my opinion about her models aesthetics too seriously

this whore should exist

What's the news
I've been chilling with some Froot Froot
Had to choose got a 100k on youtube
Felling blue front gon pull up with the new groove
Shmoney dance and I go ghost when it's due
Bri'ish, I'm gon do it regardless Quidditch, he fell on some nonsense I'm with it, when I run through the mansion she lost her progress I'm keeping it honest
I know you know what time it is
Throw my shades on
Then get back to this

this whore doesn't exist

Melly!

>>37435125
baggle

>>37435125
This is good. I loved this stream

>>37435162
Where?!

>>37434106
One look at me and you all in a trance
You liking my body my style vibe all in between
New with the V get ready to bow down
Succubus, risen up to rock and carry the crown
Champion, magician and absolute chad
Degens rise up, I'm your saviour that loves all the spazz
Hyponotize all the masses with my sultry dance
Nyanners by my side shooting yeah we steady getting bands
Voice carries weight chest too, no one can stop me once they hear me talk, it's only swears and my own glory
Look she's live now
Yuh, may day, may day, you know who's getting ready
It's your very own Veibae, check

Cocks

>>37435370
bussy

>>37435370
Penises, if you will
Dongs, if you are so inclined

>>37435370
phalluses

>>37435370
It's been ages since I last had one in my mouth

>>37435455
you can use mine

>>37435370
go to sleep, mouse

After transcribing the first Vshojo rap to shitpost here, I watched the second, and realized it is going to be a much harder task to do. I'm gonna do it though as it mentions Silver, Hime, Kson, Nazuna, and Zen, and I need their verses to fill in for the parts that were missed from the first rap.

>>37435370
>>37435382
>>37435409
>>37435451
>>37435455
>>37435479
gay

>>37435610
For nazwhorena you can sing about mafumafu and koretaku

>>37435634
you act like being gay is a bad thing here

>>37435634
*gluk gluk gluk*

>>37435634
I'm sorry Zenbros, but Zen is cucking you with a boyfriend as well

>>37435706
That dick he's sucking? mine

>>37435634
*impregnates you*

>>37435713
delet this shit

What is the difference between Nyannerz and Nyanners?

I blame Mel for this thread being gay

Soda is kinda cute now that I'm actually forced to watch his VOD.

>>37436240
t. Veibae

>>37435680
>koretaku
who

consensual non consensual sex with pink cat

>>37436240
Shut the fuck up Vei you stupid whore

>>37436240
shut up Whore and go stream

>>37436185
That pic is really hot ngl

>>37436464
well, of course
they're in a tub filled with lava, in hell

>>37436560
37ºc is not that hot

>>37436560
it actually was orange juice
kino stream btw

>>37436302
That guy has actual physical autism. Just ignore him

Just a reminder that the Keyfags are marrying Nazuna

Do you dare enter Mel's mysterious hole?

>>37436331
pls step on me

>>37436782
my hard dick is going straight in there. I don't car about the consequences

>>37437001
a spagettified dick

POV: You are Froot's computer chair.

>>37437251
>it's beans on toast again

>Froot has been "sleeping" for 24 hours now

>>37437251

>>37437934
Usually she sleeps for a month so I don't mind

>>37437059
Finally I can be hung

If Silver was a tapeworm,
I'd give her a place to squirm.
In her cozy flesh home,
she'd freely roam.
And when I felt sick out of the blue,
I'd know I was eating for two.

>>37438705
someone has to draw the line, and i am drawing it here

>>37438705

>>37438705

>>37438705

>>37438705
Anon please Silver wouldn't like that

Vei stream imminent guy is late, anyways vei stream imminent

Keychan's sister's back for the first time in months
I missed seeing her spammed here so
https://www.twitch.tv/memoriciena62

>>37439506
sry just woke up

>>37439571
Loutlot just dropped 1k bits-She's still /in/

>>37439571
who

>>37439637
Someone some were thinking would be in the jp branch when we were deluding ourselves that vshojo had a plan beyond just having 2 members

HUH

>>37439571
lollipop in her pocket...

>>37439927
this is what happens when a female raised on 4chan gets baby fever

>>37439927
Her mind is very interesting

>>37439927
This needs more context
Not to make it less insane just to flesh out the imagined universe
Are only some women aging down?

>>37439927

>>37438705

>>37439833
>when we were deluding ourselves that vshojo had a plan beyond just having 2 members
Change that to
>when we were deluding ourselves that vshojo had a plan
And you'd be more accurate

Vei has been obsessed with talking about babies and pregnancy as of late.

I hope Soda's lawyer brother has a solid foundation for prenuptial agreements.

We need gay sex I mean hot men I mean male vtubers at Vshojo

>>37440727
vshonen is the anniversary surprise

VEI LIVE

Vei live. She will be Ludwig today for sure.

>>37441181
>be Ludwig

Vei and Chance will have sex and Vei will scream "Ludwig!"

>>37440871
I love these timeloops
When we first started talking about who would be /in/ vshonen there were no males in nijiEN

Silver when it turns out i lied about eating pineapple all week

Polish whore ruined Sunday by going live

>>37441365
>Chance
It's improper to call him by one of his middle names.
Please address him correctly.
His name is Thomas.

>>37441443
true, I was planning a gooning session and now I have to watch her

My queen is live, and later Soda will have his Thanksgiving livestream in his house on his channel.

Today is a good day.

>>37441480
fucking hate this bitch
She ruined soda’s streams

Been really busy lately and missed a lot of streams. Have the girls hinted that anything is happening for the anniversary? Or are we just looking at another impromptu short game collab with half the girls?

>>37441600

anybody that's still veifag in 2022 let alone veisodashipchimp is mentaly ill

>>37441693
Ok, mousefag. Keep shitting up the thread, mousefag.

Can she stop fucking talking about pregnancy for a second?

>>37441834
ok SEA veishitter

>>37441840
She's preparing her womb for January.

>>37441875
>SEA likes Vei

>>37441834
>le mousefag boogeyman
go back to harvesting palmoil 3rd worlder

Vei destroys my anus with fisting

>pregnancy pregnancy pregnancy
Why are women like this? Pick up a football

>>37441941
I hope her brothers child gets out by then

>>37442029
people like you make me glad the west is collapsing

>vei feels bad not getting to spend Thanksgiving in Austin
Suffer, whore.

>>37442020
ill give you your (you) even though thats shitty bait

Why does Vei think all her friends are in Austin hanging out in Soda's house when Froot is literally in the same country as her?

>>37442188
if not for the west you will still be collecting palm oil for chinese

VEI IS ABOUT TO OPEN THE OYAKADON ROUTE WITH SODA AND HER MOM

Why she gotta make hanging out with family sound so awkward?

>>37442302
yeah bro, your genocide and plundering truly everyone, totally

>>37442380
Is that some sort of noodle dish?

>>37442494
She just made the prospect of Soda complimenting her mom sound weird (and went on a tangent on her mom stealing Soda from her and becoming her step dad), you shouldn't be surprised anymore

>>37442511
write this post again but this time in english

>>37442573
Oyakodon = Japanese dish made of chicken and egg, it is a euphemism commonly made when getting into a sexual relationship with the daughter and the mom.

>>37442595
kek, ty for completely demolishing this seanigger. It gave me a nice kek

>>37442595
forgot to add "helped"

>>37442712
I'm a slav, but keep believing your SEA boogeyman

>>37442576
NTR mindrot, I understand

I have a nagging feeling that Veibae might be obsessed with Sodapoppin.

>>37442795
>I’m a slav
*pukes* that’s even more disgusting

>>37442807
meds, it's just an ironic relationship

>>37442869
enjoy the upcoming winter, anglo

>>37442956
Enjoy being raped by russian soldiers

>>37442511
>genocide
Can't believe people actually believe this shit

>vei goes live
>thread goes to shitter
every time

>>37443184
what? real history over fake anglo propaganda?

>>37442511
>>37442595

>>37443242
Just the way I like it

kson's official discord is open now
works with both twitch sub and yt membership

the entirety of Froot's current 12 hour vod is her 'sleeping', she should just call this off because it's hardly a subathon at this point

>>37442199
Vei feels bad that Soda isn't spending time with her because of Thanksgiving

>>37442275
Vei is retarded, pls understand

>>37442275
simple
she doesn't think of Froot as her friend

>>37442380
Soda is like if I can't have her mom i'll have the sloppy 2nd which is Vei

How was Mouse's Superliminal playthrough?

>>37442807
>lives rent free in her head
>bought emotes and stiff for him while he has millions
>soda cat toggle on new model
>spends more time with him than with anyone else
>cums on Soda cat plushie thinking it's him for role-playing
you don't say anon

Vei wants to make a pregnant Vei banana hammock, so your buldge is her pregnant belly. Will you buy it?

>>37444097
No one but Soda and Mikey would which isn't saying lot

veebee (my girlfrend( is so hot and your all just mad shes not your gf lol

>>37444285
I know this is just some faggot roleplaying but I also want all of you to know Soda is never awake at these hours

>>37439927
erm, there is actually a doujin like that...

Mel is looking very molestable here

>>37444354
LOL

I MISS ZEN

>>37444413
when isnt she?

I miss ironmilf

>>37444570
when she's the one doing the molesting

>>37445009
same
https://vocaroo.com/1beYfl5qBASb

>>37445009
same

>>37445099
>>37445468
Sssseeeexxxx

I think Kson is cute and funny

She's so bad jfc.
The billionaire guy deserve better.

Like shylily

>>37446141
That bitch died 48 times to Ludwig

>>37445009
I dont know what the artist/rigger was thinking adding flame particles to the bottom of the model

>>37446141
they're both horrible people which is why they're perfect for eachothers

>>37446210
Ludwiggers, we rise.

>>37446287
I could fix Vei while Soda just made her worse

>>37446141
>can`t stop laughing
>keeps talking to the chat
>keeps making horny joke
Depressed single overwatch vei could've killed this boss already.
She fell off so hard, man.

>>37446210
It's 52 now

>>37445099
stop leaking the discord sex audios

>>37446615
Even last year Vei could've killed him easily, old Vei would've finished Ragnarok too

Everytime I'm feeling down, I think of Froog holding a big USP and I instantly feel better

SHE DID IT

>>37446658
Mouse didn't have cybersex with a certain Welshman.

>>37446737
First try

>>37446749

>>37446708
What is Froot's favorite gun?

>>37446658
>Snapchat notification sound
>giggles
It was never a secret.

>>37446658
you can't stop me
https://vocaroo.com/19SHxQcPNGhU

>>37446749
alright mouse

>>37446737
Took her 53 tries

>>37446808
Stop impersonating Mouse.

>>37446787
she's a big revolver and UMP fan

How do I convince my girlfriend that me not groping her well-endowed chest at all times doesn't mean I'm cheating?

>>37447015
Impossible, keep her away from sharp utensils and tools.

>>37447015
You should want your gf to worry about you cheating

>>37447015
tell Nazuna she doesn't have a well-endowed chest

>>37445099
>>37446808
This is the constant kino we miss because the WELSH FAGGOT is scared a bunch of retards will say hes fucking a girl that lives under a glass bell

>>37447305
dont call him a faggot

>>37447400
He is, at a minimum, versed in Japanese bussy.

>>37447400
wrangle your tard and keep him from leaving his house every 5 minutes and we wouldn't call him a faggot mouse

Froot wake up or I won't fuck a Frootposter

>>37448061
FROOT WAKE UP NOW

>>37448061
Its ok I'm not in the mood today

>>37448260
>frootposter
>not in the mood
What have we done to this general.

ESLs absolutely trolled

>>37448061
I'm playing Mount and Blade, can't do sex stuff right now

>>37448319
Her chat including her mods are almost retarded like Vei

>>37448310
Not your fault, my daddy is gone...(Vesper)

>>37448319
ez points

https://www.twitch.tv/loutlot
Our 2view head of VShojoJP is live screwing a box or something

I will never jerk off to your oshi.

>>37448915
your loss

>>37448915
my oshi is gonna kill you

>>37448969
Why is her neck deformed?

>>37448915
Thanks, anon

>>37448915
My oshi would die of cringe before you're done

>>37449015
VSeeFace jank or whatever it was the program that she used back then

>>37449015
>>37449044
Too much cock*

>>37449070
no that only applies to me

>>37449015
Garbage rigging for a garbage streamer.

>>37449127
Silver, pls.

>>37449127
Shut up Whore and actually kill Lawrence

>>37449291
Vei loves Snuffy and weed.

>>37449368
Used to love Snuffy, she hasn't talked to her since January

Gecko onahole

>>37449473
But they collabed in march

>>37449127
i hope you never find peace and validation silver

>>37449241
Was that rrat disproved or what?

>>37449546
That was Haruka doing Vei impression

>>37449594
>white cat in corner
Polish Whore hates Mousey

Vei's fucktard mods perma banned a guy just because she hates lore

>>37449792
No banter allowed towards m'lady

>>37449818
Cringe parasocial veifag

sup nerds

>>37449818
kys she hates you anyway unless your name is Soda

>>37449874
>>37449953
I hate spergs because they are autistic. In what world is that a serious comment

>vei is drinking 0 calorie heineken

>>37450012
>Hates autistic people
>Spends his time on 4chan
Why do you choose to suffer?

>>37450012
A world where her mods type the same shit

>>37450012
In a world where Pen continues to live.

>>37449874
>>37449953

>>37450117
Non-alcoholic?

>>37450117
isn't that just flavored water?

>>37442800
That wasn't a good ending.

>>37450369
They look happy to me

>>37450238
Piss flavored water. I get that people before had to drink so they dont kill themselves but if you drank beer to the point that it tasets good today you're a spineless faggot

>>37450447
Looks can be deceiving.

>>37450501
idk anon

Why did Vei act like Bloodborne was her favorite game ever when this is the first time she's played through more than the first couple of hours?

>>37450447
hot

>>37450546
>act like Bloodborne was her favorite game ever
this did not happen

https://streamable.com/0xour1

>>37450447
do you happen the have the number for this? Research you know

>>37450682
How much of her milk could you handle?

>>37450729
>number
Nah miss me with that shit, we use panda here
https://exhentai.org/g/1465172/c72042f61d/
https://exhentai.org/g/1919610/362171eef3/

>>37443335
Is it one time only or does it require an active membership like Mouse's

which vshojos are watching football

>>37450956
from what i understand you can stay if it runs out but some channels are locked to yt members

>>37450998
Vei, she'll get extremely racist during the World Cup

>>37451059
Sounds good to me

>>37451059
Better than Mouse's North Korea Discord that kicks you the moment your sub runs out

>>37450546
She's just being a bitch all week just because Soda is happier when he's away from her

Should I subscribe to Veibae?

Froog

>>37451379
No

>>37451379
she is already set for life

>>37451379
Only if you like the emotes

>>37451379
She doesn't need anymore money and hates simps

>>37451578
Deluded moron

Will Sex rat save this thread?

Giri talking about some of the stuff she's planning on doing in Japan and talking about how she met Kson. Said she made her sukiyaki and talked about some kind of a fishing trip that it sounded like Kson might be going on her with?

llI never watch iroknmouse.

>>37451688
Waiting for her to meet up with Mel

>>37451688
Giri saying that she was weirded out by how fucking open Kson was to just hanging out literally anytime while Giri's used to sticking to a schedule. and while I was typing this Kson just faved a tweet from some guy who met her. https://twitter.com/DaniruKun/status/1594366176385187840

>>37451709
Good thing you can watch ironmouse

This bitch is drunk.

Veibae should come to Iraq

>>37451688
Always forget how ugly her model is. Looks like a brain damaged orc.

>>37451906
Hey don't be racist, some people just look like that

>>37451906

>>37451832
Nope just retarded as fuck

Vei cute

>>37451939
Yeah. She looks just as ugly as that gay dude you posted.

God, i hope the visa guy never approves vei's.

Wait, the official Kson Discord is actually a thing?
Oh god, are they going to make one for Nazuna too? There's no way that VShojo is actually retarded enough to be convinced that it's a good idea, right?

>>37452057
If she wants one. Stop sperging

Reminder that Veibae died multiple times to Witches of Hemwick.

>>37452057
VShojo makes the discords? Since when?

Bradley’s plushie campaign is up
https://www.makeship.com/products/bradley-plush

>>37451709
Yeah iroknmouse is such a blatant rip off

smug brat

When are we getting the results for the auditions?

>>37452452
Right now. I'm in.

Kson on the floor at Anime NYC. https://twitter.com/AxeHack/status/1594354283863977984

>>37452007
meds

>>37452481
Rest in power.

>>37451379
Vei was my first vtuber sub and I've never unsubbed
Even if she isn't streaming, even if I can't watch her when she does

'Cause goddamn those are some good emotes

>>37452481
Pest in power, goat

>>37452522
>NYC
Somebody save her

>>37452481
Can't believe Soda killed him with Vei's skateboard

>>37452522
Actually looking through Twitter now. Lots of fun pics of Kson.

>>37452623
Don't care how many times I see this but Kson's standee next to the others is always funny for size.

>>37452623
Boobs~~

>>37452664
I think it's even funnier when you realise how short her RTX is

>>37452664
Damn I wish there was video of meet & greets. Apparently a Kiryu cosplayer met Kson and I'd love to see her reaction to that.

>>37452664
How is Mouse that tall

>>37452664
>Vshojo is mainly comprised of shortstacks
...muh dick

>>37452717
VShojo covers up a murder

>>37452664
i wonder why they are only having mouse and kson there.

>>37452813
I think there was more yesterday but most people have seen a lot of these con pics by now so it's less interesting by now. But it's new to see people hyped to see Kson since I think the only other one she did before this didn't have a lot of pics.

Anyway check out this guy's fucking shirt and mask

>>37452804
Vei did it

Did Froot sleep forever?

>>37452756
And a sexy loli
I suppose it's "good" that Puppeteer's artwork makes her look a bit older

>>37452866
I reached the end of the con pics and it immediately started going into anti tweets about Kson pissing into the cups lmao. But I did see this tweet and I'm assuming it's a weird translation but this filed under [Sad News] sent me.

>>37452978
This literally reads like the /vt/ catalog

>>37452978
>kson pissing into cups
I guess that Hololive stuff is hard to unlearn.

>>37452978
Yeah I saw the quote retweets for that video and its full of anti vshojo

>>37453106
>Hololive stuff
What did he mean by this?

>>37452978
>sad news

>>37452978
Why is she getting shit for this? Feels like if Nyan or Mouse did it no one would care.

>>37453174
They test their employees piss every other day for alcohol, drugs and flavor.

>>37453217
The Japanese don't really care what western girls get up to. They judge their own women to a far stricter standard

>>37453292
They must be rather lacks on the EN side.

>>37453174
>he hasn't seen the Hololive piss tasting stations

>>37453362
>I will never taste Rushia's piss
Why live?

Giri's doing an IRL collab stream with Meilyne. It's over.

>>37453217
You're asking why someone, somewhere, is mad at something online. There are always people mad about anything. Look at how many people follow that account and how many responses there are to it, for example. It's literally no one. Posting it here put it front of more eyes than it ever would have been.

>>37453502
The pink haired woman has defeated the Gunrun

>>37452866
What the hell is wrong with these people

>>37453595

Does Mouse still preach the "everyone should become Vtubers" shit or has she dropped the act?

>>37452978
Some are Holoschizos, some are just general vtuberschizos which is a thing in Japan for some reason

>>37453728
Still

>>37453728
She was trying to convert Pete last SOTD so I'm gonna say no

>>37452804
one down, four to go.

>>37453772
>>37453778
It's gonna be a sad day when she realizes it was just a trend.

>>37452908
who is the e-thot. she looks familar.

>>37453736
>some are just general vtuberschizos which is a thing in Japan for some reason
It makes a bit of sense when you realise that a lot of the largest streamers in Japan are vtubers, and also the fact that a lot of the biggest vtubers are girls
The equivalents of Pewdiepie in Japan hate vtubers and so their underaged fans do as well. They're also among the people who were attacking Nazuna for months (probably still are)

>>37453881
They all look familiar

>>37434139

>>37453863
why
nothing is stoping her from becoming face streamer too

>>37454051
>spoiler
meds

>>37453881
all Vshojo girls look like this

>>37454127
I’ll say they look more like this

Damn this event soda is doing is giving the whore massive fomo that she even change her status.

lich status?

>>37454226
Why can't our girls evoke this response?

>>37454273
Sick or sleeping
Probably watched a MRE/Seven Deadly Sins before

I forgot to tell you guys
Basically, Nazuna managed to catch a cold after coming home from the hospital, so that's why she's been out of action
She played a bit of APEX for an hour and a half yesterday on a Mikeneko Twitcast because it's basically just a comfort game for her and she wanted to be with us.
She streamed for about 3 hours today just talking to us, too.

>>37454242
Vei typed, cackling as she hit enter.
>They'll think I'm my own schizo.

>>37454289
In fairness, have you seen how the Keyfags talk about Nazuna? It's actually quite close

>>37454336
She can't catch a break was sick then got a stomach flu and then got sick again, is she the Mouse of the JP side

>>37454336
I'm okay with her not streaming apex

>>37452804
Nice ass.

>>37454226
I want one of them to play this on-stream and get a bunch of friends to voice everyone

Giri's going to be in Japan for 2 more weeks. How long until Mel arrives. Also says she might do an IRL collab with Rob too.

>>37454127
Every female Vtuber ever

>>37454569

>>37454569
Not even Mel is like this. Only Vei.

>>37454617
I did not stutter

>>37454339
She's mentally ill, Vei needs help

not exactly related to vshojo but lilypichu is debuting her new model https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpFyJPWNARo

>>37454973
I guess Lily is a +... in a weird sort of way

>>37455027
She's been in a lot of Mouse collabs.

>>37454973
she went the dog girl route to get back at nyan kek

>>37453728
>dropped the act?
An act? Anon it's not an act, she's walked people through the process and helped them get in touch with artists/riggers behind the scenes multiple times. Like she did with CyYu.. Mostly friends and male VAs though.

>>37455204
She talked about getting a dog model (I think she said "puppy" specifically at the time) way way back before she had fully-committed to vtubing

I think boobs neat is pretty Kson.

new thread
>>37455242
>>37455242
>>37455242

>>37453863
>just a trend
2020 was almost three years ago

>>37454973
Will lily and Nyan collab happen first or lily and Vei collab happen first?

>>37454289
>Nazuna: "am I a joke to you"

>>37455302
nyan and lily cuz they already collabed in amogus a few months ago