/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://files.catbox.moe/j6cw1d.mp3

DON'T LET THIS YAB DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT PEKORA BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKEY

This one was firstppefffe

>>37383376
i wish I could draw, i would draw knight restraining flower and aggressively penetrates him from in the usual way, while leader fucks his mouth and thanks him for being such a generous daisenpai later

Took your sweet time.
This one?

Hey guys, sorry for taking me this long at baking the thread (I went to sleep again after rewatching the Pokémon VOD). What the hell happened to Nowa? why he's suspended? or no one knows? I'm really confused right now...

>>37383634
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>37383741
He's just being himself.

>>37383741
nobody knows chumbie. wait for more info, don't succumb to rrats

this one was first
NOWA LOVE

>>37383747
amen.
can we ban doomposting as well jfc

>>37383741
i dunno cute chumbie. just don't bite the dumb rrats.

>>37383726
>Spoiler
Hot. I wouldn't mind getting some AltHanaKishi action like that.

>>37383658
I imagine vesper is tied and gagged in the background on a bed while altare is monologuing this

Anyways my canon rrat is that Vesper hated the pokemon game so much, to avoid streaming anymore of this without telling Leader straight to his face that pokemon sucks, he just broke a rule manager already told him not to break, so he would have 2 weeks without pokemon guaranteed

>>37383835
>canon rrat
I don’t think that’s how it works

>>37383747
AMEN
>>37383800
this plus RM posting

>>37383835
bad rrat. also don't use words that you don't understand

VESPER TOLD MANAGEMENT HE HATES US SO THEY SUSPENDED HIM

>>37383835
Retarded rrat.
He takes a 2 week break so he can catch Pokemon and destroys Tempus afterwards. Look at how frustated he was with not being able to just skip cutscenes and catch Pokemon.

>>37383898
Vesties gangbang correction imminent, vesties await an email with the details

>>37383803
>>37383770
Alrighty, thank you, I hope it's nothing serious, I want him back...

>>37383726
>Leader loves meeting up with Daisenpai Miyabi to play COD
>Temma begins to get a bit jealous
>Uses his jouzu Eigo to discuss with Leader about this
>Threatens to duel him to the death
>Fight sequence
>Ends in them meeting an agreement to share the Daisenpai
>During the fight they are flattered by eachothers combat skill and dark energy
>After a while of sharing the Daisenpai they admit this to one another
>???????
>Threeway.exe

>>37383726
im also fine with fics
>spoiler
fucking hot. leader almost crying from happiness for having the honor to facefuck his respectable senpai...

>>37383959
Like someone said in the last thread, Ves was so excited to become a holostar this should be a minor setback overall. I hope he takes time to relax and comes back even better. The vesties will be here waiting.

>>37383741
Thanks for the bread!

No one knows. The past two threads were solid doom posting and speculation because Cover barged into Twitter, suspended Vesper, refused to elaborate further, and left.

Even the boys seem to have been blindsided by this because they were talking about streams for this weekend up until Nowa posted ?!? in Magni's stream, Magni went "oh shit," ended the stream (which he had already extended by like hour past the time he originally said he was going to end and go to bed) a couple minutes later, and the announcement dropped an hour after that

Anyways I feel bad for Leader, that he has to postpone the podcast again because of this, when will he catch a break...

>>37384120
how come every time something happens leader is still the one losing

>>37383800
how about you ban yourself you dumb redittor

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss rapist Altare posting and psychoanalyzing Altare posting

He always said how happy he was for joining Hololive and having friends...
Why did Cover ruin his dream come true?

>>37384170
He's definitely a Lancer in Nasuverse.
>but gunblade
Nope, a Lancer.

>>37384180
Anon read the spoilers, the Leader fujos are already saving the day

>>37384180
We can psychoanalyze about altare’s mood during two weeks of no vesper

>>37384180
I don't. It gives me war flashbacks to true crime wannabes pretending to be behavioural experts after they watched a 40m youtube video.

>>37383959
don't worry chum, i'm sure it's just a dumb thing and he'll be back like nothing happened!

>>37384180
i miss altare schizoposting

>>37384212
Looks like he was lying
>>37381888
He may like Omega, but hates YAGOO.

>>37384180
I mean, we can still do that.
Someone wanna take a crack at an Altare wall-punching greentext about Altare going on a rape spree in frustration after Vesper was taken from him?

>>37383726
>Leader loves meeting up with Daisenpai Miyabi to play COD
>Temma begins to get a bit jealous
>Uses his jouzu Eigo to discuss with Leader about this
>Threatens to duel him to the death
>Fight sequence
>Ends in them meeting an agreement to share the Daisenpai
>During the fight they are flattered by eachothers combat skill and dark energy
>After a while of sharing the Daisenpai they admit this to one another
>???????
>Threeway.exe
I am reposting non-spoilered for the sake of the thread

the good thing is that their reactions so far have been pretty mild, Altare posting :/ and Axel just delaying the stream for a day hopefully is indicative that everything is going as well as it could be given the circumstances.
It's likely that we have "don't worry about it, please keep going without me" Nowa right now instead of "this is such bullshit, I'm thinking of leaving" Nowa.

>>37384244
Leader can still contact him.

>>37384296
I don’t think he can quit magni’s smooth twink ass that easily...

>>37384180
It's already started, don't worry

Hey, at least we're gonna dodge the pokemon meta!

leaders needs to be rape corrected by daisenpai until his mind is filled with nothing but him ToT

>>37384296
Agreed, if it was a serious issue, there would have been a more serious tone and dead silence and not retweeting art happily after that
More likely the boys just need a day to prepare how to handle this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK AXEL SO BAD.I WANNA SUCK ON HIS DOG BONE LIKE A POPSICLE
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS ABS. I WANT HIM TO PUMP HIS LOVE JUICE IN MY RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT
I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK AXEL SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANT HIM TO BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS FROM HIS MASSIVE CANINE DICK, AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DONUT WITH HIS CUM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
PLEASE.
I WANNA FUCK AXEL. I WANNA FUCK AXEL. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS MUTT COCK.
PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE AXEL I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK AXEL. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT AXEL
HELP ME. FUCK. AXEL.
I'M SO HORNY FOR GLADIATOR COOOOOOCK. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING HIS CHAIR AND FEELING HIS BUTT AND THIGHS PRESSING AGAINST YOU. I WOULD BE BURSTING WATERFALLS EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST ME
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA FUCK THE DINGO.
I WANNA FUCK THE DINGO.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37383634
Holy spam
Can't you fags keep your cope in one thread?
Just cause one of your 3views turned out to be a sex pest doesn't mean you have to shit up the catalog

>>37384296
Yeah, killed the mood to stream for the others for a moment but suspensions have happened before and will happen again. Just how it works.

>>37384372
DAISENPAI RAPE
LEADER RAPE
KNIGHT AND PIZZA MAN RECORDING ALL OF IT WITH CAMERAS
SHARING IT WITH ALL THE OTHER STARS ON DISCORD
UUOOOHHHHH

>>37384420
no we need to spread nowa's sweaty armpits across the board

>>37384180
>found out about why things happened
>laughs it off while poking fun at Nowa if it's Nowa's fault
>hold a grudge towards the management and will try to remove this one guy until the day he graduates if it's management being unreasonable
That's my psychoanalysis.

>>37384401

>>37384458
leader becoming holostars' own onahole

Here's my rrat. Vesper followed an artist account that does hololive porn.
Management found out. Got bonked for it. That account is no longer on his following list.

>>37384469
kek

>>37384484
self inserting as the manager... imagine all the pent up rage leader has towards you...

https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1593882622094032896?s=20&t=paO3NlJ-m_cnimqOvej3Gg

What the fuck, this is actually serious. What’s wrong with this old man.

>>37384517
>Vesper: Tempus Bicycle
>Altare: Holostars Bicycle
uuuooohhh

>>37384616
Now that explains why Altare is his oshi...

>>37384567
I don't see enough blood on your self-insert, yumeanon.

>>37384526
Slowchama your rrat is unoriginal

>>37383747
AMEN

>>37384517
UOH

I’m pretty new to holo, what have talents gotten suspended for in the past?

Hey /MANS/ I don't know if you remember me but I was the Tako that took refuge in your general during Bad End Night. Here to say that a two week suspension isn't as bad as you think. You'll be getting grandpa back in 14 days so look up. I offer you cookies in this trying time.

>>37383741
>>37383959
Why there's a chumpedo in a homo thread kek

>>37384790
acknowledging taiwan as a country, creating a bootleg version of a game they didn't have perms to play, giving insider information to outside parties and murdering a child

>>37384837
It's the thread onahole

>>37384814
The wait isn't a problem at all, I'm more worried about both his and the rest of the gen's morale after dealing with this. Could very well mark the end of their honeymoon phase.

>>37384845
>acknowledging
ACk

>>37383747
Amen.

>>37384814
Nah, I'm just having a laugh. It's just hilarious how when everything seems to go smoothly something happens to fuck them up. Tempus have been like this for weeks now kek
Truly RPG guild experience plus Stars experience. Dark Souls of vtubing.
Thanks for the cookies anyway.

>>37384837
don't fucking dare to insult our chumbie, you stupid cunt

>>37384814
thank you takobro

>>37384567
altare x manager noncon? sign me up

>>37384814
cute tako. i hope you're right. thanks for the cookies.

>>37384837
take our resident chumbie's name out of your mouth

>>37384845
I know coco and rushia but… who’s that second one?

>Anons getting groomed by a chumpedo of all things
Kek

>>37385012
Oga

you know how axel becomes really submissive when drunk, do you think he'd be the type to give sloppy tops as a joke

>>37385012
Don't worry vesties. 2 weeks isn't that long.

>>37384469
i love this artist so much

>>37384814
I appreciate your solidarity Takobro

Which senpais will Altare have sex with? Top or bottom doesn't matter just need to convince me because I want to write an altare x mob! stars but I don't know which senpais has Altare interacted with so far

Can somebody fucking tell me why there are three other /MANS/ threads? There's no stream going on.

>>37385112
didn't mean to quote

>>37385136
Anon, watch streams.
If you don't even know that your fic would just be so ooc it's not worth reading.

>>37385136
Astel (most interactions)
Rio ( leader wants to make love with him)
Miyabi (daisenpai cock)

>>37385156
The shitposting buffer worked.

>>37385156
Bread took too long to bake so others felt they had to step up. Happens sometimes.

>>37385191
I watched the stars I just don't know who Altare hasn't interacted yet.
The ones I know he has interacted: Miyabi, Rio, Astel, Aruran and Oga.

>>37385115 (me)
if you're here altnowa fujoanon i hope you're doing well...

The scariest thing is the possibility that he's autistic enough to sperg and quit over this shit
Like you never know what he's gonna do, shit...

>>37385248
Insert Temma and Fuma there, albeit brief and not that much interaction.

>>37385115
I want to groom this ojiisan on his suspension ;_; i tempus gives him lots of love behind the scenes

>>37385303
He's aware enough of the massive negative impact this would have on his coworkers. If he does quit over this, then I think it's fair to assume it was justified. Still sad, but I wouldn't hold it against him.

>>37385305
Oof, might be hard to have a full stars gangbang. Maybe I'll stick to pairs or threesomes first.

>>37385156
One is mine but for some reason I can’t delete my own posts anymore

>>37385303
He's got the boys to talk to behind the scenes and keep his spirits up, I would think. They genuinely all care for each other so I'm sure they are giving him as much support as they can.

>>37385303
He loves Holostars too much to quit, but I can see him being autistic enough to sperg and then they'd have an actual reason to fire him.

>>37384814
Thank you Tako, I tried to avoid mans and the rest of the catalog during the bad end night since I'm a male/stars only watcher, but Ina has been the exception to that and she's been the only Holo I've watched. I hope both of my oshis return soon.

>>37385289
a single finger would feel granpa's hole entirely ToT

>>37385136
He said Oga was senpai. Just remember Majin is a bottom.

>>37385029
these ojisans!!! needs correction!!!

>>37385516
I wanted more things to add to the checklist but not like this for fucks sake

Who's going to be the first to actually stream?

>>37385574
>received a suspension
Oof

>>37385574
kek
Based ojisantachi

>>37385593
based on their usual monday timeslots? leader

>>37385593
Altare probably. The other two would make it a little messy

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1593969819569000448

It's okay Vesties two years ago I was anxious and angry at cover but when Majin returned and teased us like he always did I felt relieved and happy again.
It's harder now since back then it was more black and white but all left to do is wait for him.

>>37385671
>Carries on like it never happened
Guess things are fine then.

>>37385593
Vesper
What if all the boys also stop streaming for 2 weeks out of solidarity with Vesper and the only one to stream first is Vesper after two weeks are up...

>>37385671
This calms me down a bit. It can't be that bad

>>37384814
I'm more pissed than sad to be honest. I don't get why they have to announce it publicly when it was supposed to be an internal issue. Why not just keep it internally?

>>37385671
so it's a nothingburger, just Vesper did a rebellious dumb thing

>>37385751
He did something that couldve hurt the company obviously

>>37385671

vesp probably just butts heads with management constantly

>no D&D stream
>no pokemon streams
the other three will definitely have to shy away from explaining, but because he is an important part of the other three's character developments, its gonna be tough to zip up

This does weaken the stream queuing, though.

so you can ghost a manager and brag about it on twitter saying how quirky you are but you can't call your manager a FUCKING MONKEY i see how it is

Wait Nowa got suspended... But what about the pokemon soul link? What about the podcast? What about the DnD? They can't just cancel them all for weeks!

>>37385793
If he did something bad then sure they can punish him if they want, but why announce it in a really vague post and just hours before his senpai's 3D debut. I just don't see it being a good decision in the long run.

Axel was winning too hard with the director, someone had to lose

>>37385896
>punishing the other members because of his own mistake
That's how cover punishes him. He probably hates that his wrongdoing is affecting the other members too.

>>37385896
It's just a bit bro

>>37385896
They'll put Nowa's pic and he will communicate with text to speech

>>37385906
Vague to keep him safe and I guess they just wanted it to go into affect immediately

>>37385751
They take their rules seriously and Vesper had to get a strong slap on the wrist. If they did not explain why Vesper disappeared for two weeks, we all would freak out. If they said it is a break or vacation, that makes the situation not serious. Best they had to do is to rip the band aid off and go forward with this

>>37385793
I'll just laugh because I can't imagine what that'd be from their wording kek

>>37385803
i've been fired from a few jobs for insubordination he's just like me fr fr

It's EN management, the reason was probably retarded cause they're a bunch of incompetent autists.

>>37385463
Have you seen the follow up with the q tip?

inb4 tempus suddenly plays with an orc for the next two weeks

What are the odds Ves graduates because he’s sick of corpo vtubing? He knows his audience will find him and he’ll have free reign to play whatever games he likes.

This is all because of the off colab with Magni
Vesper spent an entire week hiding the fact that he is a vampire, not feeding on anyone, just to appear "normal"
When he finally got home he went on a bender and attempted to drink the blood of his manager

Guys, I don't think Vesties are taking this very well.

>>37386218
They're used to not having a father figure. They'll be fine. Vesplings probably already killed themselves though.

The Pokémon stream was so kino... what a high before such a low..

I'm sorry to break the commandments, but this post's op is actually really funny
>>37385215

>>37386218
Vesties are doomposting like he's gonna graduate soon. Maybe this break will actually kill some of the more menhera vesties and make Vesper's chat more tolerable.

>>37383658
>It happened again...

I might actually have a breakdown I can't handle 2 fucking weeks without vespapaaAAAAAA

Any chance they'll shorten the suspension?

>>37386260
The Tempus experience. We're sailing the same boat, boys.
at least it's not worse than Kaoru

>>37386259
How is this funny

>>37386310
Why are you menhera? Please seek help

>>37386294
Rewatch vods and enjoy the eventual art spam from the vesties.

>>37386310
Nah it's set in stone pretty much. They're just telling Vesper to adjust now.

>>37386294

>>37384814
Thank you, takodachi. I hope your oshi is all fine and dandy as well.

Or fantasize over altare forcing himself on nowa on their off collab

unicorns were right,
get bent, newfags
Your homos are probably sexual predators.
And the whores who gave them the time of the day condoned it kek.

Now please, you nonces and groomers, go back to twitter or reddit and discord.
Leave this pure, seiso board.

Feels great to be vindicated.

>>37386433
>Your homos are probably sexual predators.
so they're based?

>>37385896
They can. And they will.
All postponed. And Apex tourney cancelled.

Do not engage

You ruined the unicorn larp bait by adding "Leave this pure, seiso board." Less is more

Well. What kind of streams do you want next week guys?

>>37386433
>Your homos are probably sexual predators.
Fucking based. That's what women are for.

im more surprised at the fact that axel wasnt the first to get bonked kek

>>37386539
i miss loopstations from magni so that.

>>37386539
Comedy skit of Altare, Magni, and Axel being a chuuba company's managers, with some guests as their talents.

>>37386539
There's gonna be zero DnD. That's for sure. Looking forward to Leader Cyberpunk/Ultrakill Act 2 and Magni Sonic Frontiers instead.

>>37386566
Axel understands JP corporations since he's JP himself. I'm actually surprised it wasn't Magni.

https://twitcasting.tv/kageyamashien
Listen to bossu taking a bath instead of taking bait

>>37386566
He looks dumb but he is not that dumb

>>37386614
I'm wholly convinced Vesper just said "nigger" for the bit and his black manager got offended

>>37386495
But I want to be engaged to you, anon..

Catalogfags you made so many threads, you don't have to hang out here unless you want to be fucked one of the boys, then welcome

>>37386566
Axel is actually really socially aware, he knows when not to say shit

>>37386539
axel visual novel onegai

>>37386566
Vesper let his inner black man go wild during internal meetings
Called Magni a bitch ass cracker and his manager a nigga (not a nigger)

>>37386539
Axel learning blender stream

>>37386539
More gaypex with rpr

>>37386566
Axel actually holds himself the best back. He even himself said the he loves being holostars, so be won't go over any lines
If anyone who should have been expected to be suspended, it's Magni

>>37386619
oh he's actually taking a bath

>>37386539
i miss yttd

little magnischizo trying to cum with his tiny dick in the wrong thread

>>37386355
I'm already making a long watch playlist of my favorite streams but I need new content, I was looking forward to DnD so much.
The art is the only saving grace for me at this point.

>>37386820
>little magni
>tiny dick
ToT

>>37386730
>Vesper let his inner black man go wild during internal meetings
Fucking hot. I bet the female managers got wet.

cute kouhai leader
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1593978714907295745

>>37386539
i want aniki to play yttd again...

>>37386539
Almond music stream

>>37386619
>>37386786
So hot

What are the rrats on what Vesper did?

>>37386901
Axel is always positive, but Leader is always negative it doubles down into being positive.
You won't budge from hate and setbacks when you hate yourself the most.

>>37387034
he did your oshi

The suspension is for a pending investigation into possible sexual harassment of a female holomem. Said member messaged him for computer help which lead to about a 15 minute call in which the talent said they were sexually harassed by Vesper. Because the call wasn't recorded and there's no text to go along with it, it's turned into a he said she said affair. I'll let you fill in the rest of who, why, and what actually happened.

Management got tired of the boys raiding into the end of streams and said next little shit who does it is catching a suspension. Nowa unfortunately took the bullet.

>>37387063
And everyone stood up and clapped

>>37387062
Magni...

>>37386994
would be kino if that happens

>>37387063
No matter what happens, it's the chicken's fault. It always is.

>>37386797
We're never going to make it to the first trial...

jwu, read the news, I feel so bad

>>37387063
Keep going, I like this fic.

>>37386994
ToT I need this.... it's the only thing that could soothe me...

>>37387063
Will you be releasing a novelization of the events?

>>37384814
thanks tako bro, but honestly I'm probably just going to avoid /vt/ until he's back as the rrats will be too much for me.

No gonna lie this stuff kinda soured my attitude towards the entire thing. This and Magni's RM tweets. It feels like something is very wrong and every second of every stream I just can't get that out of my head so it feels "fake" in a way

>>37386730
How did you know? It was exacly like this
T. Pekora's monkey

>>37387166
Do you think we could make her talk about this situation? I bet she wants to take credit again, so she might spill something if we spam ask her

>>37387063
That doesn't even make sense. How the fuck do you turn computing into flirting in 15 minutes. You'd have to be retarded and extremely horny.
>"This GPU is just too big to fit in the case"
>"You know what else is too big to fit in cases?"

>>37387280
Please don't fucking do that

>>37387034
I believe it to be something perm related. Too often he reached out to game devs himself as Vesper, because he didn't want to inconvenience his manager, but that isn't how JP companies work.

so nowa got benched cuz nip management thinks missing 2 am meetings is very dishonorable
man...
they are asking for a mushroom cloud part 3 eh?

>>37387005
Ame...

>>37387352
It's very likely permission related, whether it's for games or because of the open Zomboid server. If he didn't clear that with his manager, that could be a potential issue

>>37387063
50 shades of Noir

>>37386433
It's funny seeing people making rrats about Nowa being a sexual predator, if that was the case it won't be just a 2 weeks suspension kek

>>37387423
Vesper used his vampire magic to enthrall Magni and made Magni ask the staff for a lighter punishment

>>37387396
I think he and his manager actually had a fight. Seems to be the only explanation that's believable

>>37387063
>corpo japs going metoo on social media, let alone making any issue related to it public
now this is the most newfag rrat ever

>>37387423
Besides nowa is too autistic to sexually assault a woman

I only watch Altare and Axel so this changes nothing for me (still membered to Nowa and Maguni tho).

>>37387423
Rushia was suspended first too, darling.
If he did something this apprehensible, cover is investigating his activities right now to make a final verdict.

And honestly, it doesn't have to be one of the girls, could be Magni unironically being uncomfortable at the offcolab

>>37387262
Meds.
Or, well, just loosen up. It's very on brand for guys to get into trouble. It's very weird to say this as they're the younger ones, but only doompost max when Altare or Axel are candidly expressing their dislike.

magmites? more like doxxmites

>>37387505
Rushia made the situation worse by leaking things to dramatubers during the suspension. Now idk how impulsive Vesper is but this could either just blow over, or he gets his ass terminated.

>>37387034
Management finally discovered that he secretly was a vampire all along.

>>37387423
>Make up sexual predator allegations because Vesper refuses to fuck you
>Get told they'll get rid of him
>Realize if that happens he'll never dick you down, so you back down and tell them it wasn't too bad

>>37387505
>t. man roleplaying as a concerned fujo
The fujos here aren't as retarded as you. Go back.

>>37387560
guy is probably t posing on a recently repaired bicycle while he lies about how knowledgeable he is about computers

>>37387505
Rushia was terminated because she was a retarded menhera and leaked things during suspension, honey

He'll just go on a 2 week biking trip to destress

>>37387562
no..... don't they take meds.....not like this....

>>37387584
Oh no, I'm enjoying the whine and the chaos.
Fujos and yumeijis can get bent.
/mans/ and it's consequences have been a desaster for the holo race.
I can't wait for these harpies to turn anti if vesper gets terminated and call everyone a holobrony.
It will be glorious. The board will be unusuable, but a valuable salt mine.

>>37387565
Tsundere type is a mistake.

>>37387352
This isn’t something that they would announce a 2-week suspension for. They’d probably just give him a a slap on the wrist for that. They’d only announce a 2-week suspension because they would understand the potential consequences of it: severe damage to the reputation of everyone involved. So that leads me to believe that he actually did something really bad and Cover think that warranted such an announcement.

>>37387657
so true sister

Magni getting spread by Altare all week... It's not going to be too bad guys, relax

>>37386994
leader playing the guitar while magni sings... ToT

>>37387680
Regis "Schizo" Altare is too calm for that to be possible, he's been tweeting normally at Astel.

Well, Guess i had to make a sequel.
Didn't know this would would happen.

>>37386619
Have any of the tempus guys ever done a twitcast or twitter space where they took a bath?

>>37387742
What the slime doing?

>>37387730
anon....imma need a source on this.... and maybe a picture.

>>37387742
that poor fucking magmite

What if the reason Vesper was always so quiet during collab streams was because he muted himself so he could masturbate.
I remember him going quiet for about 3 minutes after that stuff with the shota during yesterday's collab.

>>37387739
You don't realize how fast people turn on you when you do something that's perceived as being bad.

>>37387657
>desaster
WELL HELLO THERE SEAnigger RRAT!
Still seething your kind are so shunned the only option left is a korean doxxsite?

>>37387747
no... not yet at least

>>37387733
eventually they are taking turns... ending with them singing in harmony ToT

>>37387773
Punching holes in the wall

>>37387730
>Magni getting spread by Altare all week

>>37387798
damn nowa is fucking based

>>37387796
he's becoming one with the ants(HE DEAD THO)

>>37387747
not yet. im hoping they do one on their off collab...

>>37386539
Please do JP rep streams, Leader.

>>37387819
ToT noooo.....don't make me want it even more

>>37383741
>>37383959
goomba takes unannounced two week breaks even without getting suspended

>>37387819
AAAAAAAAAAA I WOULD CRY

>>37386994
Magni critiquing and helping Altare with his songwriting... they try to make a funny beat under it... start practicing guitar together... they barely notice that they are streaming...

Really missing Altare.

>>37387885
>JP rep streams
Play Minecraft with Arusan and Rio, you meant?

when Vesper finally gets back to doing regular daily streams without cancellations this happens
fuccccckkkkk

>>37387318
Talent says they asked their questions which turned sexual before the call was ended, Vesper said they asked what kind of hardware they should get and some other basic questions and that was it. Vesper says it was stuff like can I just move my drives over without reinstalling windows, will there be compatibility issues, etc. Otherwise, this whole thing is being handled by the EN branch's management.

>>37387945
3-5 hours of music making kino..... it ends up being their orisong....

>>37387945
I love the idea of Altare showing his songwriting and what he's learned about poetry and Magni showing him loopstation songs and how the loopstation works. Kind of precious.

get fucked homofaggots

>>37388029
>showing how the loopstation works
wait this isn't an offcollab tho, this is just them collabing on music making

>>37387991
What happens next? Does Vesper rape go over and rape her? I'm at the edge of my seat anon.

>>37388055
So what are you going to do in 2 weeks when he comes back?

My rrat:
>Nowa and Magni fucked
>Leader went full schizo and reported to Cover that Nowa was sexually harassing him
>Cover believed his lies and suspended Nowa
>But that wasn't enough for him
>So, as a punishment, he's planning to rape Magni for 2 weeks

>>37388067
He can use his blurry cam hijinks.

>37388075
>comes back

>>37388085
anon i don't think you can leak info like that.....

My rrat is that Vesper was practicing his Japanese he learned with a JP talent or staff, but accidentally wrote 感謝 (Kansha [gratitude]) as 顔射(Gansha [facial cumshot])

>>37388020
ToT.... how do we make them do a music stream together

When is Axel going to Japan again?
Nowa can just catch up there. He has 2 weeks off anyway.

>>37388085
What's Axel been doing while all that is happening?

>>37388020
fuckkkk magni's low voice and altare's tenor... plus acoustics and piano...

>>37388085
Shit, this is why Magni went quiet suddenly and why Altare is tweeting like nothing bad has happened...

>>37388152
tunnel vision practicing for his apex tournament

hope we get some correction sex wtih shiny spicy it'd be a really fun collab

>>37388134
ngl maybe ask altare to do one or maybe magni and if he thinks the idea is cool, they'll do it!

>>37388109
>come into thread starting shit
>Too much of a bitch to even reply back properly
What are you afraid of?

Are the vesplings going to make it?

>>37388204
i'm afraid you might not be able to cope when they terminate the entire branch. get fucked homofags

>>37388259
They might, unless Fauna's other cat dies too..

>>37388330
you got him sister

>>37388259
Nowa got suspended for domestic violence for ultra immersion.

>Calli announces a pokemon EN/ID/Stars tournament
>Vesper gets suspended the very next day
rrats?

>>37388152
Being straight

>>37388330
And in 2 weeks when nothing happens how are you going to cope with the fact that the boys will still be here?

>>37388403
VESPER HATES POKEMON, i would too tho

>>37388196
yeah... aniki has been too cocky lately... bad dog!

>>37388259
Fauna is streaming, but without Vesper it feels like a mother planning out activities for you to distract you from your dad not being around, but all you can think about is why he isn't there.

>>37388423
He probably watches the Hololive girls, so he'll cope by begging for streams LOL

My rrat is management was about to bonk Altare for mentioning romhacks in the Pokemon video and Nowa called them retarded so they super bonked him instead since it wasn't the first time he insulted management.

>>37383741
Your oshi got him fired after he offered IT support.

>>37388055
Getting fucked, squee! I hope it's by a hot single Magni! OwO

>>37388475
The only one who would do this is Kiara

>>37388482
aw fuck, i thought these were fake. I NEED A HOT SINGLE MAGNI

>>37388165
gently lovemaking afterwards... ToT

>>37384837
There's a lot of discord/reddit chumbuds who love Tempus and Depressed Nousagi. On the rare occasions where Gura streams, they hang out in her prechat and they leave when she starts streaming.

>>37388471
weak

>>37388482
CLICK CLICK CLICK

>>37388519
THE BITE MARKS ON THE INNER THIGH TOT
HE'S JUST A CHILD TOT

>>37388471
Honestly this is a STRONG rrat

>>37388511
wtf Kiara is based?

from were this "vesper offered tech support to x" came ?
is it from twitter? because I don't remember this in a stream
>PC build stream duh
nigga didn't even know what a m.2 was or why the port they were trying to use was not optimal

I hate holobronies
I hate dramafaggots
I hate catalogfags
And I hate the wording cover used

>>37388471
the girls have mentioned romhacks without consequence

>>37388591
Because it's the most common cuckold fantasy that people who haven't watched Tempus latch onto. They remember early on when Bae mentioned calling Vesper for tech support and have latched onto it ever since because they have no new material.

>>37388511
And good riddance to your trash.
Only 3 more to go.

My DnD... Cover hate...

>>37388575
this artist loves bite marks...

>>37388619
BASED

>>37388591
Shitposts.
Just like how Leader or Roberu is somehow the NTR man.

I wonder if Altare can still upload his podcast even when Vesper is in it or if he has to delay now.

Is this thread usually this gay (literally) or are you posting these to drive off the tourists?

>>37388722

>>37388722
*cums in you*
Yeah, usually this gay.

>>37388722
pretty gay in dead hours and also to fuck tourists

>>37388657
ALMOND LOVE

>>37388693
It'd be great if he could, especially for the Vesties, but I don't think he can.
It's just on brand for Leader, really. Zero luck and all.

>>37388754
>also to fuck tourists
I wish i could creampie all of these tourists so bad

>>37388085
Not rape if he wants it, anon.

>>37388820
calm down leader

>>37388862
Friendly reminder that chupado is still alive uwu

But really this stuff has rarely happened in Cover, you can practically count on one hand. Talents mention missing or ghosting managers or being annoying too

>>37388867
leader would punish axel for not swallowing

>>37388900
Magni and Rio are just friends now

>>37388820
Imagine their faces while you're raping them
>NO KEK KEK STOP PLEASE HOMOFAGGOT KEK NOT MY ASS KEK I BEG YOU

>>37385906
They said a repeated offense right? Maybe that was the reason for the announcement? So that he would stop for good. They made the announcement vague enough to protect him (but I think that just invites speculations which would do more harm than good). What I do not understand is announcing all of this just before Uyu's 3D debut. Very stupid move.

>>37388982
>mating press the rrats
it was so obvious

>>37388982
>HOMOFAGGOT KEK STOP HITTING MY PROSTATE YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME KEKING CUM KEK KEK KEK
>DON'T INVITE THE NIJINIGGER INTO THIS HE'S GOING TO KEK MY FUCKING ASSHOLE APART

>>37389040
I chuckled

>>37388862
>>37388900
nice. haven't seen these before

>>37389040
I zozzled

>>37388900
sorry chupado died and altare is rio's cumslut now

Deadbeat here. Just wanted to say I hope you guys are doing OK.

>>37389082
>magni topping rio
Unrealistic as fuck

>>37389088
I hope Calli's giant beautiful tits are doing great too

>>37389082
Sauce?

>>37389114
The good news is, they are. The bad news is, it's why she keeps sending Mario Party players to the shadow realm.

>>37386566
I’m surprised it wasn’t magni

>>37389088
ty cutebeat :/ all storms pass eventually

>>37386539
My DDLC and Zetaxel A Way Out collab....

>>37388722
Both
When people say "fuck your males" or "get fucked" like this
>>37388055
I gleefully take the opportunity to tell them how much I would love to!
I get to be horny and if that bothers them then that's just a bonus

>>37389088
topkek.

Well, /MANS/, I'm glad you got allies as good as the thot-worshippers.
Hope it was worth it. Everything could have been great if your homos just never collabed with the girls. Tempus would probably get 5000 ccv on average right now. But no, your talents listened to the brappers lies and paid dearly for it.
HololiveEN will finally be able to heal once Vesper is terminated and Magni graduated.

>>37389088
Well, personally I'm okay. Just a bummer things are getting delayed but it is what it is.
Thanks for the concern, calciumbro. Mori is a great senpai who helps a lot behind the scenes even though she's busy. Altare got some help with producing songs from her.

>>37389204
so true sister

>>37386566
With how rebellious Vesper is, I was not really that surprised

>>37389204
They would be at 10k ccv if they had never collabed with the girls

>ruins your Tempus soul link

>>37389204
>hololiveEN
>vesper and magni

So Vesper streams can't happen right? But the MANA podcast is already recorded? Can Altare release the first podcast episode during the next two weeks?

>>37389204
Shut the fuck up already.

>>37389249
They woulda been the next xQC if only they didn't collab with those FUCKING WHORESSSSSSSSSSSS

>>37389126
unknown sorry. some anon posted it a few weeks ago >>35998426

>>37389286
Thank you for your contribution as always, Leader. Anyways...

i still cant process that axel said chat wanted to molest him

>>37389249
Possibly.
Truth is, I really liked some of their streams. But I stopped supporting them once they broke their vow to make it on their own. They have nobody to blame but themselves.
Never take the advice or the hand of someone as deranged as Mori. It can only lead to self destruction. Kroni listened as well and she ain't doing so hot these days.

>>37389166
>>37389218
Good to hear. My intuitions say that this is a tempest in a teacup (or is that a tempus in a teacup?) Ganbatte bros!

It's the Mori curse's fault, we all joked he would be in a yab because of Mario Party and now here we are

>>37389343
so true sister

>>37388152
Eating his maccas
>Captcha: STHR8
Even the captcha agrees that he's the most straight

>>37386820
>>37386866
Stop gaslighting me into believing magni has the smallest dick in tempus

>>37389204
Yes I'm glad people realize this the girls are greedy and disgusting whores that dragged Tempus into their petty little drama and then acted like victims I really hope those whores get terminated and erased like Rushia

IRyStocrat here.
I just wanna say I'm extremely happy to see Tempus fail and thumble down. Your fags have ruined the vibe of HoloEN and caused nonstop drama while leeching left and right.

>>37387730
>Magni getting spread by Altare all week
H-hello?

>>37389390
i mean they're not gonna do a bath stream and compare dick sizes, so we can only use context clues

>>37385751
>>37385793
>>37385906
Well, if he suddenly disappeared for 2 weeks people would want a reason and he would probably talk about it when he got back anyway. It's bad, but better to be transparent than making up a reason. The matters or exactly what he did to piss them off behind the scenes are better not being spread, but we can speculate that it's Japanese corporate pride at work and Vesper not being used to the work culture yet.

I heard y'all need gay shit? Here is gay shit

>>37389390
same its obvious altare has the smallest shota dick in tempus

>>37388657
that bitemark on the leg still looks like a censored penis to me

>>37389501
thank you for the gay shit fellow gay shit enjoyer

>>37389487
>We can speculate
Lmao nigga stop with that shit. Just watch some VODs or something

is it possible he got suspended for ghosting his managers for too long

>>37389527
>shota
>small dick

>>37389537
that would mean magni would have a normal sized pp, but that doesn't make sense

>>37389390
he's smaller than leader that's for sure
https://litter.catbox.moe/wsc5if.png

I'm a tier 3 member to all the boys so my opinion matters more. I am sad that Vesper is suspended but I patiently wait for the day he returns. I hope the rest of the Tempura enjoy their time with their oshis this week.

I don't know how anyone survives working in big asian companies. Everything is a fucking issue, damn.

>>37389544
What the fuck happened to altare’s lower half?

>>37389566
Yes, but probably not only his direct manager but management as a whole. He's autistic and works at his own pace, I can imagine that happening.

Vesper rawing Magni and Altare walking in...

>>37389572
he jokes way too much about his dick size for it to be average, let alone big

>>37389624
Yeah, remember what he said about the perms process? I can imagine dealing with management is a minefield for the talent.

>>37389593
UOOOOHHHHHHH ANIKI'S BIG TIDDIES

Magni's cute little penis swinging around as he gets pounded in the ass

>>37383658
This is my chance to get in in on Leader.
He's going to be an overly sensitive baby which is hilarious.
But its my time to baby him and then SEX

>>37389651
he forgot to position his legs correctly, we know that he has no legs. leader is so careless sometimes...

i cant wait for aniki's cooking stream and see his pretty fingers ToT

you fujos sure know who to shoo me away from this thread

>wake up
>Nowa is fucking dead (for two week)
Cool start to my Saturday

>>37389651
>Hank hill booty
uoooohhhh...

I hope grandpa will enjoy the hotdogs for the next 2 weeks..

>>37389745
>swinging around
it won't