/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

Stay cool, chumbies. You wouldn't want to disappoint Gura.

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love my wife so much!!

My goop!

She's out there somewhere... probably gooming to some stupid shit

She's so beautiful.
I want to manhandle her tiny body. I want to caress her well toned curves. I want to kiss her cute face. I want to ensure the genetic material for composition of this bodytype is spread far and wide in the genepool for centuries to come.
She is beautiful and I will anyone who tries to shame her for looking like that.

https://youtube.com/shorts/kZUrBxg76qA
Me and the chumbies sharing a thread during a gura drought.

When Gura rubs her nipples while flirting with the chumbies, it's seen as a little innocent fun.
But when chumbies buy a child sex doll equipped with a vibrating tight cunny onahole, dress her up as Gura, play carefully chosen audio files from her mouth, and then proceed to paint her in goom, they're seen as dangerous pedophiles???
Seems like double standards.

>>37369286
I may die but your boobi will go into my cringe collection forever

>>37369313
Sounds like containment to me give me your corporate walkie im talking to gura

>>37369782
She is so tight

>>37365027
Anon I need you to listen to what you just said. Do you unironically think Gura will stick to a game long term? In our current year 2022?

Gura! Gura is REAL!

>>37369782
>>37369782
Gura is an innie though.

>>37369389
I want my goop in goop goop

>>37370131
this is true

Gura literally lives RENT FREE in my heart...
and on my cock ToT

does /ggg/ do watchalongs?

>>37370611
Not that I've heard of, but it sounds fun

>>37370711
Last time i checked /a/ had both this movie and some toradora episodes watchalong.

>>37370777
Yeah they do it every year, it's the 25 days of autism. It's not just Disappearance and Toradora, but they'll throw a bunch of other shit in there too.

>>37370829
I just watch that movie, the christmas portion of toradora and Girls Last Tour these days, i left /a/ for /vt/.

>>37370890 (Me)
I do wish Tanigawa gave us Rainy Day OVA though, sasaki is my waifu from way back...

>>37370890
I stopped going on /a/ for /tv/, but those streams are still pretty fun. I don't care for the mecha shows, but the other stuff is usually good.

>>37370961
Yeah, any veteran has curated their anime re-watch for november-december. though i have to agree, it's good to watch with other people.
most of the time we're isolated, loners and stuff.

>>37369286
I can see her panties!

>>37371185
Speak your native language

>>37369286
bra?

what if gura wanted you to fingerblast her rib gills

i wish gura would watch anime with us...

>>37371545
I gladly would. I want to rub them and feel them vibrate slightly and see her squirm from it, hopefully in pleasure

nyo

I wonder how many of us are on a FBI list

>gura crumb

>>37371866
They've probably got a mile-long dossier and a psych profile that's been revised multiple times for me. Like I give a fuck. If the feds don't consider you a danger to society you're boring.

>>37372004
this but unironically

>>37371846
yes

>>37371866
I don't live in USA so I don't give a damn fuck

We comfy now?

>>37373076
you just jinxed it

>>37371866
Put me on your lists all you want, FBI-kun, I have nothing to hide, 3D crotch goblins will never be even remotely as hot as Gura.

>>37373076
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN

>>37373122
Oh nyo~

>>37373289
comfy as can be!

>more ghosting and excuses
she doesn't give a shit about her fans anymore, does she? And when she decides to show up, she will pretend as if nothing happened.

my wife, grink grompus

>>37374029
my wife mcmommy

WTF is going on in this thread? I just wanted to see some cute shark pictures.

>>37374591

>>37374591
what do you mean, it's pretty peaceful

>>37374591
I am training this thread and its inhabitants for the second coming the change you are seeing now is but a fraction of what shall come, prepare for wheels of evolution fucko

>>37373122
Relax, shitposters get new topic

>>37374086
>>37374859
I'm very proud to be the one who posted the original image that led to these edits in the thread yesterday

Did Vesper try to approach Gura?

>>37375432
What do you mean by approach

Who's a good wittle shrimper?

>>37375612
wash your hands

>>37375432
His POV.

>>37375432
Honestly, not impossible.
>Gura has technical problems
>homo is knowledgeable about PCs
>messages Gura
>"Why is this fag talking to me?"
>he gets punished for initiating unwanted contact

>>37375612
before someone dies

>>37375628
This guy looks like he tells young girls that they're mature for their age.

>>37375784
Hello there girlie would you like to try my assortment of imported beverages ?

85918

>>37375697
As much as I don't think any of the fags are bold enough to reach out to her it would be absolutely hilarious if this is what happened.

>>37375697
Best case scenario right here

>>37376129
?

>>37376381
that's how many dicks he's sucked

>>37376269
>>37375432
no ojisan can resist gura

>>37376428
85919

>>37376808
Damn, that was quick. Did you swallow?

>>37376428
in a row?

>>37376852
85927

>>37377043
chumbies tiny pp...

GURAAAAAAA

>>37376428
thanks for sharing your story with us "anon", can I get a discount on the usual?

>>37377586
Sure thing bud!
*SUUUC SUUUUUUUUUUC SLUUUURP SUUUC*

Blew so many loads to Gura ugoira on pixiv

>>37377804
AHHHHHH I GOT GOTTED GURA HELLLLLP

Ever since that blasted Sonic stream I've been watching a lot of YouTube Poops from that old Sonic cartoon and now I'm reading everything in Dr. Robotnik's villainous voice

He's a single ojisan, I bet Gura would be his oshi too

>>37377822
Why are you cheating on Gura? Is her blowjob not sloppy enough for you?

>>37378168
ITS YOU FROM YESTERDAY YOU TRAITOR I WAS SCAMMED

>>37377804
HOW DID YOU GOT THIS PIC????

>>37378204
go back

>>37378168
All I wanted was a lemon grass latte on the rocks

GET THESE WHORES AND HOMOS OUT OF HERE

EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING BUNKER NOW ITS A RAIIIID

>>37378388
Oh thank god it's just a tako. I've been really horny and I needed a new onahole.

>>37378708
anon those are shrimps

Chumbies? You there? It's not just me here, right?

>>37378843 (You)

>>37378843

Hear, hear >>37378282

Raid?
How cute

>>37378970
Gura you've been watching too many little mistress ads go to sleep

how much longer...

>>37379047
take a guess

>>37378843
I'm the only one here which officially makes me the last chumbud and worthy of being Gura's husband.

>>37379114
guras pointing a gun at me cause im her to marry her I get no say in the matter its just a fact

>>37379114
not for long chumbie, i'm no longer banned anymore

This is all just silly.

>>37378940
Nigga, I don't give a shit. It's literally just like having waifu that you can interact with somewhat.
I don't give a flying fuck if someone at anime studio is trying to make a profit out of me. Good for him I guess.

>>37379252
Now theres the real gura

Gura should do Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt watch along. She will like it.

>>37379676
he's right gura, look at the market potential

gura today ;3

>>37379291
>>37379252
Part of me is curious what uncensored, unfiltered, untethered Goomba is like. But another part of me fears that, and would rather remain ignorant.

Don't know what possessed me to look at the catalog. Even at it's worst, /ggg/ is better than that noise.
I'm chill here.

>>37379736
Im not buying it larpnon not anymore ToT

>>37379756
good times trust me, tell the other part of you hes a faggot

>>37379756
and yes to the gura in the video I can see it

Why are half the "chumbies" up at this hour massive faggots?
What part of love Gura did you not understand?

>>37380082
she is still trapped in testicular jugs

Gura is currently in the middle of traveling to someplace with decent internet and a good VR setup because her PC still hasn't been fixed yet and the NY VR Chat event is coming up soon.

>>37380082

>>37380241
Yeah, my basement

>>37380241
dunkin donuts or a quik trip

>>37380082
Dunno. How can you be a homo when you have this girly little girl.

Gura piss on my cock T w T

This creature is made for sex.

>>37380364
As a matter of fact sir this creature is made for breeding

>>37380364
Ok, but revert her to her original shape.

>>37375143
>>37376558
>>37380325
>>37380364
>>37380392
That is a child!

>>37380477
Sex with children.

>>37380364
yeah with me

>>37380325
Exactly. She was made for cuddling, kissing, breeding, and pampering.
We love Gura, and Gura loves her chumbies.

>>37380477
excuse me? Thats my wife

>>37380477
This is clearly an adult ready for breeding

>>37380082
The only chumbies here are me and you, and I'm not a faggot, so if half of us are faggots, that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

>>37380455
done

>>37380714
gawr baby com bring that suga this way I asked for a latte not a flambee

How much holosex will Gura have holoJPs in Japan?

>>37380859
None, all with me

Gura's body liquids

>>37380898
combustible fuels

>>37380898
*SLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPP*

>>37380714
>Chumbies have this already young looking beauty and they still choosing to age her down

>>37381000
Gura's canon body looks younger than that though...

>>37381048
I wanna squeeze and tease her so damn bad.

>>37381000
Look at her body. She's a noodle, a literal child...

look at it

>you are trying to make Gura look younge- ACK

>>37381222
Anon thats a fully matured woman

>>37381222
FUCK I just want to suck on her gills. I WILL help Gura breathe

>>37381222
Cute butt

>>37381222
Her lower body shape indicates sexual maturity, and redniness to pop out midget midget, so I'm down.

>>37381222
Wow she's naked!

>>37381466
I think she should stay naked.
Shoes only

I still can't believe that this animation is a thing

Perfectly shaped female hips. You may not like it, but this is how peak baby making machine looks like.

>>37381722
I still can't believe I found this little sex dispenser sitting on the beach. T u T

this image has stolen an uncomfortable amount of my seed

Tiny women hot.

>>37381811

Baby shark

>>37382041
Built for cunny rubs and licking. T u T

>>37381811
Gura does this while sitting in the walmart parking lot judging poeple.

>>37382041
Gigababy shark. She has transcended baby shark.

>>37371846

>>37382542
Based

>>37382542
We fixing art again today?

What do you call this body type?

>>37382641
Flabby lats

>>37382638
Yeah, it was too big and was wasting a lot of space.
>>37382641
Perfect.

>>37382638
>fixing
There is nothing wrong with gigantic heads

shhh my shark wife is sleeping
that's me hugging her face

>>37382765
not pictured is me nestled in her cunny

>>37382693
True
>>37382694
Art fixing is troon behavior. Just draw a better one

>>37382835
Lmao cuckmate go improve yourself, i hear your oshi is collabing with dudes again.

>>37382944
You know what else funne, sleep schedule

>>37383044
rubrubrubrubsniffrubrubrubrub

>>37383031
It's insane how many memes this guy unintentionally created.

>>37382542

>>37383123
Even better!

I'm going to rewatch the night of the living dead watchalong
see you chumbies!

>>37383155
Have fun! I think I will rewatch her 3D live later.

Do you guys sometimes watch other girls?

>>37383271
Yeah grades 1 through 5

wanting to slobber all over Gura like a labrador on an unguarded baking sheet DOES NOT make me a pedophile

>>37382641
Breed ready.

>>37383271
I watchED Ina...
Also Fauna when she does ASMR and Ame when she plays Elden Ring or Oblivion.

>>37383123
this one

>>37383271
only gura approved list

>>37383502
kys

>>37382641

>>37383553
I don't like Ame in particular, I just really like pre-Skyrim Elder Scrolls and Souls.

>>37383271
Yes, but none of them are in hololive.

>>37383271
For background noise. Bae right now.

>>37383271
All the girls except cuntson.

>>37383271
Yeah, I sit in the park and watch little girls all the time. Only because they remind me of Gura though

Those sipping soups Gura has been drinking suck.

>something happened again today
>gura is busy with something else
blessing in disguise, I love my shark

>>37384003
Don't jinx it anon

>>37384003
Her being busy offstream doesn't mean she wasn't involved. It makes it more likely, if anything.

Hey chumbies just saw the amazing news.
Hopefully they can all go away soon and Cover can admit they made a mistake trusting western males.

>>37384323
Gura never even acknowledged their existence so what difference does this make to you?

>>37384290
god her thigh...

>>37384404
All homos and whores should be kicked out of Hololive and this is a good start

>>37384404
Homolovers care about homos more than they care about Gura. Don't ask them not to post about them, it only increases the amount of homo discussion in the thread.

>>37383410
It actually does but that's ok.

>>37384290
Fuck man, I love cunny Gura but teenager Gura with curvaceous thighs really hits different.

>>37384703
its alluring I know

Which scenario would you prefer:
1) You can't swim, but Gura will be teaching you.
2) Gura can't swim, and you get to teach Gura how to swim.

>>37384866
God I love cunny

>>37383271
Gura, Fauna, IRyS, Mumei

>>37385044
Second one. I can tease her and feel her up while she practices.

>>37385044
2 absolutely. Imagine getting to touch her all over as you hold her tiny body in the water.

>>37385044
1, because the idea of Gura not being able to swim is absurd.

>>37385270
yeah, she isn't black

>Her daki artist will most likely be Shouu
Can't wait to fall asleep next to this every night.

>>37385044
>1) You can't swim, but Gura will be teaching you.
Always this, Gura being my teacher is just perfect, I want Gura to teach me to swim, I want Gura to teach me many things, I want Gura to give me after school lessons, Gura IS my teacher.

I want Gura to teach me about memes. Abolish copyright and let her

Gura is my teacher and Gawr is my bully tsundere classmate who secretly has feelings for me and discovers my affair with Gura.

>>37385414
i hope not
Shouu does nothing but draw her offmodel
miss me with that adult body shit

>>37385733
What are you on about, retard?

>>37385761
also offmodel

>>37385819
Offmodel art is fine as long as she looks younger.

Hey, I saw someone mention about Gura asking Marine for support in contacting management. Do you guysd know what vod this is in?

>>37385920
Never happened

the ideal daki would be drawn by Gura's mama but unfortunately Nacho became a valorant streamer and doesn't draw anymore

>>37385967
Welp, guess that is that.

Gura is gonna love the new pokemon game

>>37386149

>>37386189
I'm the ojisan

>>37386189
Okay anon, post the source

>>37385733
>>37385844
>>37385733
>>37385844
I hope its "offmodel" so you little boy enjoyers can finally fuck off back to watching Lilyhoops and leave Gura alone.

Weird bait

>>37386149
>*drops the game after 2 hours*
graduation when? she doesn't care anymore

good morning chumbies i made yummy coffee and then i saw the catalog!

>>37386430
>caring about drama irrelevant to Gura.

>>37386253
Imagine not knowing bubukka
https://twitter.com/bb83164978/status/1593944893155512320

>>37386659
Thank you

>>37374029
Is gwumbus streaming today?
Her PC RIP'ed in peace, has she said anything since?
Ill probably set an alarm and check (JP time), but if theres already been some word either way knowing is helpful

>>37369782
The dino plushie is really small though, any reasonably sized onahole would have to stick out of her like an inch.

>>37387468
yes, she told me personally she was going to stream a live reaction to our honeymoon tape

Goodness I love Gura...

>>37387814
Before or after the stream of Gura and I re-enacting our wedding night?

We're going to see a cute shark today~

Somehow I miss the schizos

>>37388545
They'll be back after they get bored of the latest yab.

Gura farts and poops.

>>37388697
Yeah me into my mouth

>>37386892
Ngl this is kinda erotic.

>>37389660
This makes the janny seethe

>>37388957
wtf how kek

>>37388666
There’s a new one?

Shark child slitty smell?

>>37390266
one of the homos got a 2 week ban

lol

>>37390551
Oh no wonder I hadn’t heard of it. They were a mistake as usual

Just a public announcement for you all regarding Gura's schedule.

Every day for the next 2 weeks, Gura will be busy riding my face until she creams/squirts every ounce of her love fluids down my throat.
Some days she would be spending hours on top of my mouth and using my tongue to orgasm multiple times in a day so it can be a lengthy process.

My apologies for the inconvenience.
After this 2-week session, she will be fully refreshed to resume streaming.
Thank you for you patience.

GURA GOT SEXUALLY HARASSED BY VESPER HE FLOODED HER DMS WITH DICK PICS

>>37390721
no no, that was just me

What's the best Gura audio to have in the background and chum to, fellow shrimps.

>>37390837
Oceanside is my go-to

>>37390837

>>37390837
someone post the "closer" soundpost i can't find it

>>37390932

>>37391052
i am cum

I can't make it without Gura

Let's see if this one works, since the last guy that posted it forgot his brackets in the filename

>>37387468

Her PC died because it was so dusty from not streaming and it overheated.

>>37391687
babbu

i usually clean my cum with some clothes from my pile of laundry on the floor instead of wasting tissues or toilet paper, i wonder if Gura also does that

>>37391736
anon i've never streamed in my entire life and my pc didn't overheat yet

>>37387468
Are you new to 2022 Gura? She won't say anything anywhere until the day she comes back to stream and then she'll give a very short vague explanation about what she's been doing in her absence.

>>37391799
relevance?

>>37391765
just pinch the top of your dick to keep it closed when you cum, go to the toilet and release into the toilet bowl

>>37391844
Please don't do this

>>37391765
she cleans her piss so that's not that far

>>37391976
why...

>>37391110
Surely she'll make it up to us when she's back, right? Maybe finally get some use out of that ASMR mic she found.

>>37391844
Silly anon, that's what the foreskin was made for

>>37383271
Gura(duh), but her PC hort.
Ina, but she's on graduation watch.
IWyS, but she's on vacay with family.
Thank god Fauna is active.

>>37392177
>she'll make it up to us with ASMR
you always say that...

>>37383271
not usually but when I feel really lonely from no Gura there's a girl from a different corpo that makes me feel better.

>>37383798
based

>>37391844

Just press on your taint and it stops things. No toilet required.

>>37392384

Thank god for Fauna in general. Carrying all of HoloEN.

really sad that we got pre-october gura back so soon
no streams
no communication
no nothing
sometimes i wonder why i still have not let got of her

>>37392590
because when she comes back she reminds you why you love her in the first place

>ESL on cooldown

>>37392590
This year has been mostly abysmal. I hope next year will be better. If not I maybe just quit with vtubers in general.

>>37392590

Let go. Don't be in an abusive relationship. She's only using you for money. Don't you see that she doesn't really like you?

>>37392752
>>37392754
weakbuds get the rope

>>37392590
>>37392609
>>37392754
Homobeggars deflection posts

>>37392790
What did my post about loving Gura have to do with homos

I've never regretted loving Gura and I will be the last chumbud standing

>>37392754
you should let go of posting in a general about something you hate
get a therapist instead and get your pathetic existence in order

Sex with a fembud.

the daki will save us

>>37392754
did you get lost?
this is the shark thread, not the pink woman/yellow woman thread

So, when can we expect the next stream?

GOD I FUCKING LOVE GURA BROS

>>37393083
Wednesday

>>37393083
I forgo

>>37393060
thing is that mori and ame have shown much more love to their fans than gura these past weeks

>>37393151
>thanksgiving

Caught up with bocchi the rock. I bet Gura would love this show.

https://youtu.be/1Gme2y6k-jw
this was the last song she sang from the scuff stream
You will wait for her, right chums?

>>37393395
I keep seeing art of the big titty pink girl on twitter. Is it just a cgdct band anime like K-On?

hmmmm, gura ate too many cookies it seems.

Don't mind me, just posting to say I love Gura alot.

>>37393452
Take it easy on the fried shrimp Gura

>>37392979
here's your fembud >>37393452

>>37393452
Those cookies will only go to her ass and tights

>>37390598
unfathomably based

>>37393448
Yes, and it's fun to watch. It's a really well done show so far

>>37393448
I thought i wouldn't enjoy it that much but it ended up being my favorite of the season

Thank you for supporting the shart!

>>37394289

>>37393452
Too much tex-mex.

>>37393452
Fucking hot, that's way too much woman for most of the little boy loving homos itt to handle

Is Ina still pure and seiso even tho she did a collab song with a homo?

>>37394266
She looks so dangerously tight...

>>37394444
No.

Hoocha

>>37394444
I have no qualms with purple woman.

>Having fun playing Sonic
>Suddenly...
>"...So...tell me about Amy..."
What did Gura mean by this? Does she have her sights set on Sonic? Is she trying to size up her competition?

>>37394444
>is [not gura] pure?
none of my business.

>>37394444
who cares, I still miss her

>>37394444
doubt it

>>37393509

>>37393452
WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH

Gura is my only love. I have never loved and will never love anyone more than her.

>>37396384
Same desu

We know that Gura still has her phone. Why won't she update us?

Why did she do it, bros?

I got my amongus Gura pin. It's a lot higher quality than expected. Also bigger than expected.

>>37397704
she doesn't want to be called a retard

>>37397743
It's pretty self-evident that she's not too bright and that's not an excuse for not giving an update.

__ ____ ____?

____ _ ______?

>>37393452
That's not a shark, that's a whale

Gura owns me.

On a scale of 1 - 10 how smelly are Gooba's feet rn?

>>37398882
Do you think she showered yet today?

vesper raped gura huh

>>37399112
go back to the catalog, cuck

>>37398981
god i hope not

>>37399112
He said her name in a meeting for the 2nd time and that was enough to get him suspended.
Homos should know better by now.

>>37399143
pounded that pussy so hard she couldn't even tweet rumao

>>37397718
it's embossed and in shiny black nickel, unlike their preview image.

>>37399257
you are not even trying

>>37399306
don't mind him, he is just trying to live his cuck fantasy

>>37399343
I wonder how so many teamates accidently click on this thread instead of the ame one so often.
There has to be a reason right?