/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Draggle

>>37350263
they're meeting up today

>>37350492
Oh no... has anyone checked on hagcollector? Is he okay? Someone make sure he doesn't oshihen.

sneep

What an awful OP

>>37350315
schizo thread

pic related is my favorite cat(?), i love them a lot

someone name a chuuba

>>37350685
neg

big sweaty dog bra! big! sweaty! dog! bra!

>>37350767
link?

I am tired of vtubers saying the word booba. It is no longer funny. It just sounds like you're a child who still thinks boobs and tits are bad words. Saying booba makes you sound uncool.

>>37350685
ceci

>>37350767

>>37350685
Tokino Sora

who is this dot_lvl i was forced into without consent? he has girl tags but i hear a clear male voice

I want Neg to eat my ass.

https://www.twitch.tv/leonidasumbra
shadowcommander's playin the new pokemon game

>no post about me
Am i so easily forgotten?

>>37351063
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender

>>37351063
you consented

>>37351219
yes, be thankful

>>37351423
i don't remember

>>37351063
Dot is very cute actually

>>37351219
i bet you aren't even a male vtuber

I was thinking about past experiences and playing Catherine Full Body and choosing Rin really changed the way I see cute girls (____)

>>37350315
Why is sloth's vagigi in the op? Did finn do it as a falseflag?

>>37350315
Please don't post about me here anymore. I appreciate the gesture but I just want to be forgotten.

>>37349662
EATAN
DRINKAN
PLAYAN
WATCHAN
FEELAN

love me saffas
love me goils
love me frens

>>37350767
are you going to spam this shit for days, like you did with every other lewd of mint?

>>37351614
Don't skinwalk, anon.

>>37350738

KKcyber:
>who eats horse meat
In the movie Oh brother where art thou the heros eat 2 day old horse meat in the beginning
>bathtub only bathroom. How do you get rid of turds?
Leave it up to a divinely blessed cyber angel to use hacks to disappear the fecal matter. Anything can be achieved with science.

at this point i need a general aussie folder and subfolders for each one

what do you prefer
>random gift subs to viewers in chat
>random gift subs to people with relevant meme names

>>37351618
Empire biscuits
Tea
Random flash games
Not Sora's concert in 1-2 hours
Upset that I couldn't buy the tickets...

>>37352671
I gift exclusively other chuubas

How are none of these people seeing the irony of flocking to twitter to tweet about how twitter is dead

>>37352671
meme names are leagues worse

Nothing gives me a boner quite like valley girl accents. I need more vtubers that sound like dumb bitches from Cali

>>37352671
Gift subs to twitch staff. Power move.

https://www.twitch.tv/coqui
cute punk frog wants to play games with chat

Jia.....

Nothing gives me a boner. That's all. Vtubers are fun to watch though.

>>37352671
kinda prefer meme names because it isn't putting pressure on people just stopping by to come back
unless it's the "gifted X subs" which is a lottery

>>37351618
Chips
Chamomile tea
music
reading
light headed and a bit tired

Embrace tradition
Return to wiggly

https://www.twitch.tv/mintcastella
goofy hagdog's drunk truckin' with some radio garden

>>37351884
idc

>>37353680
PIPIPIPI~ Ara Ara~

>>37353922
>ara ara
P-peko poster...

>>37353989
>pekoposter
I can't believe peko's mama poster skinwalked as pekoposter to fool taigaposter...

I hate heatpat emotes!

>>37353922
SEX with PEKOPOSTER

>>37354307
yeah well I hate WIGGLIES

kooba RE3 https://www.twitch.tv/koopa_ch

>>37350492
>they're meeting up today
Oh my god it's happening, we really lost early trying to keep them apart

>>37354451
>trying to keep them apart
speak for yourself

https://www.twitch.tv/hesperavt
fujogoddess is playing yoshi's island today!

>>37354378
>no bloopa nor fortuna redeem
It's over...

koragi

>>37354773
thanks for rusing me it felt great

>>37354905
no problem

VAMPIRE LOVE!!!

>who's your shower oshi
I hadn't realized this was a thing. I don't shower often but when I do for whatever reason it's Callie Callico.

>>37355227
do you think she stinks or something

>>37355098
source

>>37355278
Don't know. I just wind up watching her live stream on the rare occasion I shower. I don't even watch her regularly. Just bad luck I guess.

>>37355373
do you put your phone in a bag or something? how do you watch while in the shower.

>>37355373
>rare
Please tell me you at least bathe 3 times a week.

>>37355413
I sit the phone next to the toilet frog.

I can't stop thinking of eating Neg's ass.

>>37355504
that's a cute toilet frog rebel.

https://twitch.tv/shimadatiger
genki tiger's back with some guilty gear strive today!

>>37355227
Callie seems like a pretty cozy choice to watch while showering. She doesn't usually stream at the times I do shower, but I'll give it a try, you have good taste Rebel.

>>37353796
I really love my wiggly! I was so happy when that was sent to me it's truly an eggcellent gift.

Stop doing things that will make you spend more time in the shower do you have any clue how much fresh water is wasted washing ourselves

Someone should call 911 and send r*bel to the loony bin.

>>37355740
I don't watch her. I don't shower. I just wind up in her stream when I wind up showering.

UUUUUUUUUU SHIMADAAAAAAAA oh wait hey nice

>>37353796
My oshi has all emote slots filled up already

>>37355842
Too much fresh water is wasted. That's why I hate showers.

>>37355760
Lovely wigglies

>>37355989
BTTV wigglies are fine but tell her people actually pay subs to own wigglies (me)

>>37351063
Dot is very cute! I love her feef, mei, and gyaru as well. There's a few other /here/ trannies anon. Maybe you will find love in them.

>>37356176
i don't think you should call them that word if you love them... it's a slur

>>37355952
https://youtu.be/tBWaNH4jiwY

Let people be free to live their life if they aren't hurting anyone.

Do not forget Kongou bfe

https://twitch.tv/laranbonnie
Loli rabbit plays Code Vein.

>>37356285
That guy's dead

https://www.twitch.tv/corpse_ch
corpse is doing an endurance stream to check out some of the changes in Tactics Ogre Reborn tonight!

>>37356326
Please let me forget
I am very susceptible to cringe and I cringed too hard

>>37355622
This review would be a really good excuse for a handcam

>>37354802
>special event buff

>>37357084
Actually Nyaru has been doing numbers hard

>>37357021
sorry anon, you don't get to see the tiger unless you travel out to the west coast, go to FGC events, and hope to hear a familiar voice playing under a pseudonym

>>37355227
Bloom is the obvious choice

>>37357118
Which is weird because yesterday she revealed she was short, fat and white.

>>37357129
She can wear gloves, but it'd be nice to see the thing she's reviewing

>>37357232
>weird

>>37357162
Bathing with your choir teacher? Sounds kind of suss anon.
I think I'll stick with getting a bath from a crazy cat lady.

Define a grating voice

>>37357676
leaflit

Architects, it's time to bulk up the tiger

>>37357256
There was a cat reveal

>>37357953

>>37357953
You're missing the big picture...Fweida Nox.

Shimada chatted with me once and I fell in love

>>37358163
Like a DM or simply replying to a chat message?

>>37358227
Chat

>>37358163
Gosler become Gosling

>>37358227
it wasn't a reply, we were just in the same twitch chat. I lost control of my senses and my desire for the tiger grew.

Shishou... your taste...

>>37352122
>bathtub only bathroom. How do you get rid of turds?
Tell me Rebelearthsky, have you ever heard of the waffle stomp jutsu?

>>37358479
I'm kneeling...

>>37358163

>>37358634
I'm doing precisely the opposite, desu

>>37358295
Whatever happened to this guy?
Is he still around?

>>37358322
Have some better self-control anon.

>>37358322
Go on a date to watch the chickens together

https://www.twitch.tv/meat
meat cubivore

>>37358731
He went nuclear when he finally understood what it meant to be a Shimada Gosling and disintegrated.

>>37357232
lmao
https://litter.catbox.moe/hfp8qt.mp4

everyone else is streaming so nobody can see me fail
http://twitch.tv/jei_keiyami

>>37359019
I'm persevering you

>>37359019
>fucks up her own link
1viewchan KAWAII

>>37358924
Breed me please.

>>37359019
did you post your link wrong on purpose...
https://www.twitch.tv/jia_keiyami

>>37358944
BOOBA

>>37358944
who's the fatty?

>>37359161
oh, I understand now, she's kobeni

>>37355307
https://twitter.com/letaniavt/status/1503086786020581389
artist
https://twitter.com/ma_sakasama
>>37358731
I think he just kinda ungoslinged

>want to get skebs
>would be 0 point because I'd be the only one to see them

>>37359019
Have lots of fun with headpatting wiggly mob!

>>37359241
>she actually manually types out her links instead of just copy pasting
fucking CUTE

>>37359019
>>37359241
Am I too late to groom

Check out this newfound happy merchant knife eared (non-GFE) waifu.
https://www.twitch.tv/busujimabibi

>>37359564
>10 viewers
yes

>>37359369
>>37359241
>>37359161
I can't Gosling for another one.
1viewchan too cute.
Stop looking at the thread midstream dumdum, God you're so freaking CUTE.

If Rebel gets a wiggly, what would he do?

>>37359625
Headpatting is canonicly related to wiggly so I would have a headpatt command or redeem.

>>37359597
Well fuck

Also thats why I look for them on twitch myself

>>37359587
She has a suitable voice for her design, hope she inclines

I refused to be colonized by the wiggly headpatting empire.

>>37359359
Hire fans. I'm free. What's your benefits?

Bros... I'm going to oshihen and start ooshkaling Rebel... help...

>>37359927
same
she has improved a lot in a really short time span (she has not even debuted yet)
constructive (or at least funny) criticism is encouraged (so I can give it to her and slip into her DMs before she inclines)

>>37359616
Resist your groomer urges, anon. Only protect.

please shut the fuck up about rebel

>>37360143
Can I be the viewer/chatter in this crime against /wvt/?

>>37360207
I don't wanna groom, I want to protect.
Please no more.

>>37360214
We will after you shut the fuck up about lumi in this thread and fuck off to lig

>>37359019
>>37359241
Her model is putrid

>>37360271
I'm not even lumiposter the pic just looks cute

>>37360207
>>37360262
>groom
>protect
am I the only person that just likes watching her streams

>>37360327
Its not too bad for someone that just started

>>37360373
Yes, you might just be.

theres no way jia is over 18 yo

>>37360436
Ask in chat

>>37360262
The line can be awfully thin sometimes, friend

>>37360327
I think it's cute, I like how angular it is, and the hair, and the red irises make her look like she's got red tired eyes

>>37360373
I do too, but I've also always been very vulnerable to, well, vulnerable people

>>37360380
>just started
oh no no no no

I miss this maid so much...

>>37360489
??

>>37360373
Pretty much, and soon you won't because they won't be her. They're going to be wiggly headpatting streams. Nothing you can do about it except maybe save her VODs and try to use them with the volume cranked up to drown out the gyaru redeems and the same kareoke set list as every other wiggly girl.

>>37360327
that's not how you use that word.

Don't worry about her model guys. Calaevah will have this one in his calling him papa soon just like the rest of them.

>>37360572
Go back to school

https://twitch.tv/laranbonnie
Loli rabbit can't escape the scuff.

>>37360627
you're being transparent again.

So who are you nonconcert watchers watching?

>>37360697
what concert?

https://youtu.be/1j7Go_GSgcU

A new 2 view femchuubas self posts in the thread.

>>37360750
Sora's. The free part ran out 20 minutes in...

https://www.twitch.tv/tomakeys
fonke monke chatting stream

>>37358944
You're a real idle now! Your 3 fans cheering you on this is what it's like to be on the big stage!

>>37360793
ah whoops. didn't know about that. watching kwappi right now.

>>37360770
Are you 14 years old

>>37360863
Ah. Koopa is fun to watch. Is she still getting filtered by carlos?

>>37360697
take your pick

Kwappi is such an ugly name

oh god she actually is adorable wtf she's trying so hard

>get raided by 7 viewers
>dies

>>37360172
nothing said here will impress her in DMs.

>>37360965
Boring list. Is this what all of here viewers watch?

>>37360172
Holy fuck and I call myself a groomer. Now that I know this I don't even want to watch her

>>37360946
Not sure. I tuned in late. Fighting nemesis

>>37360965
>220 ccv
Coqui is doing great numbers. Is she doing a special event or has she inclined by a lot?

>>37359587
Holy shit hasn't she been a vtweeter for like an entire year

Hanabi if you're going to give tips at least be right

>>37360997
so who's gonna be the first to convince a 3view to raid her?

>>37361089
She seems to be kicking nemi's ass this time around.

I remember when 2view actually meant someone with their own view and a random afk "support viewer"
Truly disgusting that we've reached the point where women incline so hard so freely that we've had to bend it to mean the digits

Whats with that dude calling her sweetheart

thats creepy as fuck

>>37361253
You sound like a mad 2 views.

>>37361253
2view is a play on words on touhou and has never ever really meant anything.

>>37361443
Look at this revisionism.

>>37361126
I think like half a year or so.
And she has not even debuted yet.
>inb4 seething femanon

>>37361515
you're a bit bored today, aren't you.

>>37361129
He is the equivalent of males mint a.k.a greedzilla where they dump monotone wiki definition and terms or giving tips from the things they watched instead of played and not speaking from their own understanding or experience of the subjects

>>37361258
on one hand some people just talk like that but on the other I've seen other viewers elsewhere that flirt with chuubas in literally every message they send so I don't know what to tell you. I wouldn't freak out just because of that though.

>>37361603
Bitter ngmi artist hands typed this

2view never meant 2digitview. Only newfags think is is

>>37361515
m*le chuubas seething at the well deserved female buff
fake 2d e-boys engaging in female behavior
what a surprise

>>37348142
thank you for going live. A day with you is a fortunate day.

>>37361710
But I didn't type that

>>37361776
don't worry
ur gonna make it bby

>>37361822
we're gonna make a baby?

Come here.

>>37361851
the groomer never rests

>>37361851
nta but breed me please.

>>37361851
Only if you look and act like this ~<3

>>37361603
Sorrel does that.

>>37361921
>>37361822
*unzips dick*

>>37361921
Veleck...
Letania...
Charlote...
Koopa...

>>37361921
a-anon?

>>37362093
I want to be bred by a random viewer, give birth, then get bred by another viewer

>>37359364
Your consent is not required

>>37362223
stop this right now.

>>37362223
This only works if you're actually female.

No roleplaying

>>37362223
>able to give birth
Better tell me its low odds or you're taking all the fun out of trying hard.

hanabisters are ERPing in my thread...

>>37362262
first the vroid and now this

https://www.twitch.tv/niwatoritv

Emiko karaoke

>me: *farts*
>jia: youre ruining the world around you

what the heck

>>37362684
based, fuck brapfags

>>37362710
brapclam is the only one I wouldn't mind farting

rebel why aren't you watching sorrel play new vegas?
https://www.twitch.tv/SorrelSouffle

ive played enough HK to know she played this before and has a script with rough topics written on it to talk during the stream

>>37362769
Every time his name comes up the more I come to hate him.

>>37363092
Sorrel's bussy has been lacking lately.

>>37363168
Its not like he needs your view anyway, hes doing good numbers now

>>37363183

I'm a simple man. I see hag_collector in chat, I close the stream.

>>37363737
I like that he makes an effort to be a good person. Even though he fucks up sometimes, It’s more than most schizos can say. I’m proud of How2Fix for cleaning up his act as well

>>37363092
I...I failed...

>>37363877
Honestly, let's be realistic
>Clio shows up
>instantly hits partner numbers in just a couple months
>starts getting recognized by much bigger streamers immediately
>tames a schizo, who drops his trip and becomes a better person just for her
>is literally fucking her oshi as we speak

Clio may well be the greatest vtuber of all time, in terms of raw accomplishments. At least by /here/ standards.

>>37364101
>/here/
>never self posted

>>37364101
She’s still a boring mumbly mess

>>37364307
Clio x Egg

>>37364302
Literally was an /asp/ selfposter

>>37364368
She posted here first and then they sent her to asp

>>37363877
Does he even still stream anymore? Haven’t seen him linked in ages.

Stop commenting on shit you don't know, Rebel. You're a fucking mess.

>>37364395
It doesn’t matter where she posted first tribalist. She is /here/ and that’s my point.

>>37364460
He can easily be filtered, yet you don't do it and read his shit.

>>37364302
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/30167572/#30175241

>>37364307
She's fun, actually.

>>37364502
Nah, I wanna jab at him because he's flat out wrong. Its fun

>anonymous poster
>b-but it was a self post
no

>>37364551
If you’re a horny coomer

https://www.twitch.tv/koragi_ch
koragi pokemon violet

>>37364586
I want to see how bad her numbers are gonna be

>>37364577
I know you don't know this anon, but normal adults who've had sex are comfortable talking about it without being "horny" or "coomer." You know, because it's a regular part of their lives, for most people.

I want to protect her, bros..

>>37364747
100+

>>37364575
That was 2 weeks before her first test stream and only a day after her first tweet. You're saying someone skinwalked as a rando twitter user?

>>37364101
>fucking her oshi
say it ain't so...
the most successful gosling was a femgosling all along...

>>37364395
She posted in /asp/ first.
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/30040073/#q30097144

>>37364903
She's getting that sharkussy RIGHT THIS SECOND

>>37365149
*shark bussy

This is fucking killing me

>>37365149
>>37365260
But negs going to be there too...

>>37365272
is this really what women like...

>>37364543
>talking about history, educational presentations, and possibly do Latin and Ancient Greek streams!
>its just non stop hag sex

>>37365272
Shrunken head curse

>>37365404
When you incline you toss out your ambitions and do what works.

>>37365333
No, this is

If Hanabi has 1 million fans I am one of them.
If Hanabi has 1000 fans I am one of them.
If Hanabi has 1 fan it's me.
If Hanabi has 0 fans that means I am no longer on this earth.
Hanabi LOVE

Is Hanabi a vtuber?

>>37365684
nice selfpost hanabi

>>37365726
Not yet

>>37365684
yeah she's cute

I’m lacking in willpower but I need to work hard and be creative. Please help

Jia's cute. I wish she's at least a cake.

jia seems like a sweet little bun will watch again.

Jia promise me youre at least 18 years old

I've never loved someone or ever had a crush. I've had no drive to be in a relationship my entire life. How common is this?

i want to breed dot, mei, and kyou

>>37366241
Same. I feel the world is completely alien to me since everyone I know have their lives rotate around that one thing

>>37366241
No, I'm that way too. Always have been even as a child.
It's likely more common than anyone realizes. But hardly anyone would say such a thing out loud for fear of being seen as abnormal. Society demands marriage and babies after all.
You might want to consider looking up info about asexuality and see if it sticks. Might give you some insight.

i'm glad we've all agreed to be nice to 1viewchan

>>37366724
Of course we have, she has a vagina after all.

>>37366911
Why would anyone be kind towards dicks

it feels good to be a "regular" and have a good rapport with a chuuba, but god it feels so inconsistent and soemtimes it takes so long... i just wanna be able to step into a stream and feel at ease

Will this Jia be the next to incline? I missed her stream...

>>37367024
She's terminally /here/ so no

>>37367103
I will groom her like my ex oshi

>>37367024
She’s a lil too quiet and timid, she’s not a naturalborn entertainer like explosive incliners usually are. But I do think she’ll get used to being perceived soon and settle into a comfortable growth pattern.

>>37367024
she banned those trying to help her
ngmi

>>37364747
Antichama...

>>37366994
On the flipside, it sucks being so close to a chuuba, but knowing you still can't break the viewer:entertainer wall and befriend them.

>>37367502
is she getting a new model sometime soon

>>37367604
yeah I still think it's worse than her og model though

>>37367540
why can’t you…

>>37367383
I'm really glad I'm not bannedy et . She should already if she's gonna

>>37367502
After a Shimada raid

>>37367741
Some chuubas have boundaries with how they want to interact with their audience. I believe she's of that mindset and I don't want to risk making her uncomfortable or ruining my reputation.
Besides that, she's too big now, and I don't think she's looking to befriend individual viewers like me at this point. She simply wouldn't have time anymore.

>>37367650
do you have pics of it

>>37367024
That is just vvouivre and her circle of friends.

>>37367958
i think it's okay to have a relationship to someone that doesn't strictly fall under the realm of "friend." i wouldn't call you guys my "friends," but i do appreciate being here (when things are good) and there is an exchange there. it's worth reassessing whether being "friends" would even make for a better relationship, if you wanna be less sad about it.

that is, assuming you're perceiving things right, and not just being menhera and low self esteem. which is also possible, you might be doing that.

the first Jia anti...

>>37367998
Personally I like it more than her other two.

>>37368206
Why didn’t you add her on discord Jia…

>>37368141
I don't know how else I'd perceive it. I may have low self esteem but I have eyes too.
I'm fine just being a well-liked viewer at the end of the day, it's already more than I could ask for and I really care for my oshi regardless.

>>37368206
Why didn't you kept Elliot banned Jia...

>>37368230
this is cute

mau is such an elon simp it's actually unreal

>>37368230
cute spade,perfect for shoving snow in Christmas

https://vocaroo.com/115ysdzmGrgd

>>37368364
>I may have low self esteem but I have eyes too.
anon... you have to understand how our minds work. we don't just intake data, output a result, and then think about how we feel about it. we interpret everything through the lens of how we feel. i don't know you or your situation well enough, but i have spoken to many people (and been the type of person) who say these kinds of things not just about streamers, but about all social situations. they talk about how no one would bother with them, they're too busy anyway, etc etc. and sometimes, yes, that is true! you probably shouldn't be hitting up Lebron James to hang out on the weekend. but it's not healthy to think that someone you interact with on a regular basis is "too big for you."

i do still think it's probably best to be happy with what you have, but reframe it. don't see it as "i'm glad i could be this much to someone who's above me." streamers aren't above you just because they're streamers. see it as a mutual social relationship, not quite friendship, not client and a laborer, but just something else that doesn't quite have a name and is as valid as any other type of relationship.

bumby looking really good...

Can't wait to see more cute kemo models.

I wonder why american chuubas want to say the N word so badly they just nuke their career or hobby for a single chance of saying it live

>>37368578
I get what you mean, and I do look at it positively for the most part. It's just a little sad sometimes seeing how close you can get while knowing there's a gap you might never cross.
I'll be fine, and I'll keep doing my best for my oshi no matter what. Thanks for humoring my little Menhera Mfriday, anon.

>>37368578
NTA but yeah, you are right
except that valid is not a word I would use, but rather more like simply is
saying its valid feels like you are not sure of its rather comparable nature (despite the parasocial aspect of it, understood in terms of social network topology) when it comes tothe social relationships you listed
but I agree, it is just something that is

>>37368975
this doesn't look very kemo...

How do we save the viewers?

>>37369696
They're not worth saving.

>>37369898
t. Self-hating viewer

>>37369696
You can't! I spent like $40 of my limited funds today! I will support until it huuuurts

>>37369935
Please take care of yourself first…

>>37370079
they needed a coat though, it's cold

>>37370135
It’s also cold for you! Do YOU have a coat for the winter?

>>37368230
i like the real og model

Well-Adjusted Wednesday, the fact that I feel like I'm not going anywhere and should give up but not doing so is exactly why I will succeed

>>37370231
Tummy...