/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>37217855
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I wanna cry...

SHINY SPICY LOVE

reposting this because it makes me feel things

Mandamientos de /ΜΑΝS/
>1. ¿Por qué no fusionarse con /stars/?
No interrumpirás la discusión de tu vecino.
>2. ¿Quieres colaborar con Hololive?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>3. ¿Quieres colaborar con Nijisanji?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>4. ¿Has visto los números de los chicos?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>5. ¿Has visto lo que se dice en /catalog/?
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>6. ¡Los cebadores están insultando a tus hermanos!
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>7. ¡Adivina lo que he oído de Hololive/Nijisanji!
Sus palabras no pertenecen a este templo.
>8. Deberían dividir el hi-
No lo harás.

Por lo tanto, declaro este hilo, santificado.

>>37217903
Amen

SHINY SPICY LOVE!!!

Why hasn't this whore posted his schedule yet?

i love you shiny spicy anons

Did dingo show his schedule?

>>37217855
>there are underages in the thread who hate exp share because they think it makes a game 'easy' when in reality it makes it less tedious
Cringe

>>37218287
they should've made a super exp share

>>37218009
>>37218113
>>37218182
SHINY SPICY LOVE!!! AND SEX!!

>>37218384
Kyaa~!!

>>37218287
youre still sperging out about this?

>>37218384
Leader takes axel to neverland and we never see axel again

Man what is vesper doing here?
https://youtube.com/shorts/rrujRUcJc94?feature=share

>>37217855
>constipation roll
I LOVE MY CUTE AND DUMB ANIKI

>>37217903
Amen.

Is dingo homophobic? Please say yes so I don't become a yumedan

>>37218181
At the end of apex yesterday he said he was going to work on getting his new PC fully set up so probably got busy with that.

It's just gonna be sonic frontiers unless it's a collab day though so lmao

>>37218287
As a Pokémon autist you have to realize zoom zooms and consoomers are retarded, nuzlocke fags and the such deserve the rope, Pokémon is meant to played the true casual way or by shiny hunting, simple as, some simple rules like full shiny teams are fine I guess.

you know you can just leave shit in the last thread, right?

>>37218570

>>37217972
on this day Zetaxel died...

>>37218692
shiny hunting is the worst kind of autism

As an Altventurer/Axelotl, god, this week is the best. Finally another Shiny Spicy collab.

>>37218471
>neverland
shotaxel as peter pan... ToT

AXNOLIA LOVE

>>37218829
it was short but it was worth it

>>37218384
UOHHHH MASTER OF THE HOUSE ALTARE PLAYING WITH HIS SHOTA DOLLXEL ToT SHINY SPICY SEX LOVE!!!

chupado and zetaxel
>initial cute interaction
>people start to notice
>has a few collabs with each other (group and one to one)
>no subsequent collabs for months after
>ship dies
It doesn't matter if it's gay or straight all ships die in the end

I would love to see one of them play a proper SMT game, but alas that’ll never happen. At least they have Pokémon perms?

Never really liked the nuzlocke branch of artificial difficulty though, seems to stifle actual creativity for “haha you have to kill your Pokémon now”. Even twitch plays Pokémon pulled one off.
But there isn’t really a better way to do one, without outside help, so…

>Magni wouldnt it be funny if you shamed me?
>Magni wouldn't it be funny if you sat on my lap during our off collab?
>Magni wouldn't it be funny if you shrunk me into a jar and pissed on me?
why is he like this?

>>37218784
NO!!!! There's still yaoi Zetaxel.

>>37219043
Humiliation kink

>>37218930
I'm EST, so I"m just watching the VOD now, and it's already great.

Altare: Can I quiz you on some SAT words?
Axel: Sure.
Altare: What does "advent" mean?
Axel: FUCK!

A+ content.

Oh so thats why magni suggested undertale despite not being that too into it

>>37219102
>exacerbate
>does it have something to do with eggs?
KEK

>>37219045
its hard to feed my delusion without interaction

>>37219043
Wasn’t the “sit on my lap” thing a bit? The few times vesper doesn’t break kayfabe it’s for public humiliation

>>37219140
...why?

>>37219045
I'm having hard time imagining them interacting in a romantic way

>>37219043
nowa needs cute twinks to humiliate him publicly, please understand

>>37219266
Mori feels more like a bro I'm sorry I don't feel it.

>>37219266
>Hey Magni, your mustache...
>My mustache what?

>>37219266
maguni-chan...

>>37218287
I used to hate exp share until i played gen 1 again and it was a pain in the ass when you can only level up one pokemon at a time where there is a limited amount of xp to get.
Newer games made it better with xp candy.

>>37218987
>lord altare accompanying shy dollxel at a ball

>>37219409
[spoilers]im getting big black butler vibes ToT

>>37219253
Why?

>>37218829
>>37218930
i'm happy to see fellow altventurer-axelotl fusion tempuras <3 i hope both of our oshis will do impromptu collabs again soon and just hang out like before, i dearly miss shiny spicy interaction

>>37219442
Your ctrl+s reps…

>>37219449
Nta but some anon here pointed out that magmori duo felt like a "girl and her gay bestfriend" and I couldn't disagree

>>37219633
KEK

>>37219633
But anon, it was about yaoi Zetaxel, not Magmori...

I find it so funny that Axel openly lusts for other women and it's fine because it's Axel

>>37219633 (me)
>>37219681
Fuck I'm stupid

>>37219728
Actually unfair

>>37219728
yeah and altare is the one with the ntr fanart of hologirls lmaoo

>>37219773
>>37219728
The only way to remedy this is to make more ntr axel fanarts

>>37219773
Because Altare is the one who makes people seethe the most, and others shitpost using him to make them, well, seethe even more.

>>37219449
I don't know? The art is extremely cute but it feels more brotherly than romantic

>>37218009
hoping for more of these two someday

>>37219850
It's a kabedon, though

>>37219912
>>37219045
Zeta cepmek...

>>37219912
You never kabedon your bro to call them a fucking idiot. Though the overdramatic side lean would be a better choice

>>37219835
It really is sad that Altare ended up being used like Roberu for shitposting bait, when the reality couldn’t be further from the truth in terms of him being lonely

>>37219070
the man dedicated his membership opening stream to being financially dominated by the vesties...you might be onto something here..

>>37219835
Some men are just too scared to admit they think Altare's voice is sexy.

>>37219070
>>37219183
>>37219279
i NEED art of nowa being publicly humiliated and degrated

>>37219835
just like last thread. altareschizo (axelschizo?) working overtime.

>>37219835
So what you're saying is that people is using leader just to make unicorns seethe?

>>37219912
Yeah? To me it just doesn't read romantic, like I said idk why

>>37219728
Because he platonically appreciates ecchi na neesans and if they'd respond to it he wouldn't get the clue
though he is an adult and probably powerfucks them as first grooming attempt

>>37220035
Fuck it, I’m a man and his voice is sexy. I stopped watching VODs of him because it was making me feel weird.

>>37217903
Amen!
>>37218087
¡Amén y tacos!

>>37220138
>platonically
I’m pretty sure jacking off to their photos every night wouldn’t count as platonical appreciations

>>37220215
weak

>>37220060
there's not a lot of it, unfortunately.
a draw anon made a bunch of art in earlier /MANS/ threads but the catbox links are dead now, and this is the only picture I saved. It's a censored one too...

https://files.catbox.moe/u5xzlo.png
dude shared POV art of Vesper having a boner while presenting his ass. ToT so sad I didn't save it when I had the chance...

Watching Axel vods right now, I would like to apologize to that one anon in yesterday thread who predicted the Pokemon Soul Link stream would be 4 PoV in a single stream. I didn't expect the boys to put in the effort, clearly I was a doubter and was proven wrong. I kneel.

>>37220255
the boys would have to be genuinely retarded to not use the 4 player co-op mode in the new games to their advantage.

>>37219474
Yeah, there's something very cute and bratty about their dynamic. They bounce a lot from one being more "mature" than the other to just both being a pair of 10 year old boys on the inside.

Axel saying "I'm gonna shit in the toilet and not flush it" and Altare immediately going "Okay, I'll pee on the floor and we can blame both on Dez" is peak Shiny Spicy idiocy.

>>37219912
this is cute, i guess, but i prefer het zetaxel

>>37220285
ToT

>>37220138
>spoiler
he talks about them on stream because he had a great night with those girls... hot...

>>37220247
here:
https://files.catbox.moe/o03876.png
https://files.catbox.moe/hbh3n3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/apzv3p.png

Does anybody even genuinely care about Axel outside of his ships?

>>37220285
God, why is leader such a shota on the inside ToT

>>37220285
shota altare is so perfect ToT

>>37220447
THANK YOU ToT
now to save these before i lose them again...

>>37220320
theyre both so dumb its endearing i want to see more 1 on 1 collabs from them

>>37220483
I like zetaxel and I watch every dingo and zeta stream because I genuinely like them. Try again, Axelschizo.

>>37218692
I've been playing Pokemon games for 22 years and I've only naturally seen a wild shiny one time, and then twice through hundreds of hours of breeding with masuda method. I despise shiny hunters and their otherworldly luck to make a team with only shinies

>>37220483
yes i love aniki

>>37220483
Enough to not give a shit about the thread during his hours I guess

>>37220483
How have you missed all of the posts screeching for aniki to return over the past week?

>>37219037
Alternatively, nuzlocke is the only thing that forces me to be creative and try a different team comp on a game I've played a thousand times. I'm too autistic with tier list and minmaxing to branch out and use Pokemon rated low on smogon

>>37220498
oh! i also have this one, enjoy!
https://files.catbox.moe/nbo2gi.png

Lol axelschizo is back now that Axel is streaming again, it seems

>>37219728
>>37219773

>>37220320
yes exactly anon thankyou!!! they both are amazing as rivals, but if they actually band together they will create chaos bigger than everyone could ever prepare for ToT
i love how altare tries so hard to be mature during their first interactions with eachother (in mc especially), but as time passes by he doesn't hold himself back anymore... they both are little shitheads that often butts heads with eachother (especially with axel being a gremlin and altare with his competitiveness), but really thats' the beauty of their interaction with eachother... i love them both so much

>>37220656
Dear God I wish I could pay this artist because this is a treat for the eyes

imagining all the boys jerking off onto a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat the cookie, and Vesper purposefully cums last so he can eat it and humiliate himself in front of them ToT

I know this is kinda off-topic, but idk where to ask about this: I've been a disgusting smoker for over 10 years, and since I met dingo I wanted to improve myself and quit smoking. This is my first day, but this is SO hard, any tips from fellow ex-smokers that could help me? I don't wanna relapse.

>>37220483
His regular streams are kinda mid, but his ddlc ones and collabs are top tier

Why is shota Altare canon ToT

>>37220759

>>37220861
KEK FUCK OFF

>>37220824
I'm sorry I only have the perspective as a former alcoholic but I forced myself to get addicted to something else that's slightly more healthy then working my way up. I went from drinking to eating sweets then to pacing to loud music for hours on end and now its biking to music for hours on end. Ganbatte anon

>>37218287
>he doesnt like the experience that is trying to evolve a shine margikarp he found at level 8 the old way

>>37220824
Force yourself to get a gum addiction instead

>>37220824
Locally I have something called Desmoxan. A lot of my friends quitted smoking using it. Basically it blocks receptors that are getting nicotine on them with some harmless shit and makes you don't want to smoke plus this stuff itself is not addicting, so you can quit it after you use up all pills

>>37220824
I'm not a smoker but my parents quit when little me guilttripped them saying something along the line of, "you stink, don't hug me" kek
Other than health reasons I say you have to put yourself in the mindset first, it's a huge waste of money to buy cigars when you could buy merch or food or other nice stuff that could last longer than a few minutes of release. A lot of my friends are smokers but I only tried it once and never again, I can invest my money, time, and health for something way better
Plus secondhand smoking can be dangerous to people around you, especially people who have asthma like aniki is, so keep that in mind when you feel like you want to take a hit again, and good luck on your journey anon o7

>>37219043
Vesper has the right idea but he has to work on his kayfabe. A bit is a funny bit if you don't reveal that's actually a bit

>>37220937
N-Nowa???

>>37220702
The problem is that women aren't the ones threatened by Altare. If anything, the coworker should be a dude and the last one should be Altare going "Hi :3" and the coworker going "I'm not gay!! >:("

>>37220824
i'm not an ex smoker but an ex obese person that got over my food addiction and lost a shit ton of weight so maybe my advice can be a bit helpful? I personally took it slowly, as in I weaned myself off of constantly eating all day. There's a reason people that tend to do extreme fad diets gain all the weight back, it's because they didn't learn how to adjust their life slowly to the new habits they wanted to adopt. It takes 15-30 days to intentionally turn an action into a habit, so idk if quitting cold turkey right away is the method you're going for, but really think about what the best method for you is and what you believe you can stick with long term. sorry if this isn't the answer you were looking for, but addiction is such a personal issue and it's something you really need to look inwards for if you want to solve it. relapse happens unfortunately, but don't beat yourself up over it and just keep trying. good luck anon, you can do it o7

Men of /mans/. What advice would you give to Altare?

>>37221060
kek this is so true. women like altare because he is a fairly nonthreatening softboy who likes cute things. men are frightened of him because he is a threat to their masculinity by virtue of having a soft voice, a plushie collection, and still attracting women

>>37221124
always use gloves

>>37221124
Women aren't worth it

>>37221256
leader you aren't supposed to give advice to yourself

>>37221124
Try to pick targets outside of your ethnic group, that's how they get info on serial killers

>>37220852
because yes

>>37220447
Ayyyooooooooooo

>>37221124
Lil nigga already hit 200k, I think he’s doing fine figuring things out on his own.

>>37221025
I can't be a femNowa because I'm a brainlet and I don't lift outside of work

>>37221124
Abbandon brotubing go full homo already

>>37221124
Marry me

>>37220937
>>37220954
>>37220972
>>37221011
>>37221109
Thank you friends, that was helpful, I'll do my best to quit once and for all.

>>37221433
he never even tried to go down the brotuber route to begin with

what the fuck did axel Accidentally doxxed homself again? I just watchdled the apex vod. God fucking damnit, if you work in the travel industry, protect this dumb dingonat all cost. Oh and leader as well. Christ. Save these boys please goddamn

>>37219409
lord altare letting his friends 'borrow' his doll and 'play' with him while he just watches ToT and since then dollxel just learns that whenever lord altare asks him to accompany him to a ball that means he's gonna get toyed with by the guests ToT

>>37221433
I travel with the mist.

>>37221433
I always saw him as this weird amalgamation of both

>>37221535
Ganbatte anon!

>>37221697
Altare is a true jack of all trades type. He's a little bit of everything, and he just does what he wants when he wants.

>>37221605
*BONG*

>>37221433
The Seventh Seal was not broken.

>>37221535
ganbatte anon!!! you can do this! make sure to treat yourself something nice when you reach your goals!

>>37220483
Do I care about the best Tempus member? Idk anon you tell me.

>>37221433

>>37221709
onegai...

>>37222220
>Thinking about inviting Magni
>Not Astel, the furry king of Holopro
NGMI

>>37222220
Nihongo ga hetada...

>>37222340
iofi is there to help so it's fine.

>>37221697
Altare is honestly not contained within the limits of “brotuber” or “BFE”. Dude plays pewpew FPS shooters and roguelikes, I wouldn’t consider those particularly BFE-audience-friendly. He just assumes that an audience that likes him will watch him for him, which… they will.

>>37221433
The day Altare decides to pander to women he will be able to afford a 3D live for everyone in Tempus

>>37222301
well it's a collab with the best artists, bar holoJP and EN.

>>37222637
Does he have a primarily female audience already? How many male Altventurers are there?

>>37221769
fucking annoying ult...

There's 4!=24 combinations of Tempus and they all need names

>>37222680
Astel can draw though (see picrel). It just takes him a long ass time to draw compared to actual artists like Iofi and Gamma

me on right
https://twitter.com/chnbni/status/1592891629035454464

>>37222907
Vesties are white omaesans.....

>>37221585
When is manager-san gonna private the pokemon card opening stream ?

>>37222922
Cumming all over omaesans and turning them into vesties...

>>37222977
i think altare straight up doesn’t give a fuck. no way no one has told him about it already

>>37222860
Astel is a master of the arts

>>37223038
He may not care, but his manager should.

>>37223043
he should do monster design for the next deltarune

>>37222754
That's a combination not a factorial bro...

>>37223043
Isn't that Roberu's mascot?

>>37223167
What

>>37223167
It’s actually permutations, but it should be combinations. Both use factorials to calculate though.

>>37218692
This picture is so retarded why does his face look like that, why do I find his face funny kek.

>>37222735
There's some that only watch and chat in his FPS streams

>>37222754
it's 11 excluding just themselves

>>37223331
it’s probably my favorite fanart of axel because of his fucking face. all i can hear when i see it is “ame~ ame doko~”

>>37222754
There are only 6.
>Shiny Spicy
>Kintama bros
>Dad and Son
>Mugni
>Prison Break
>Leader and Nowa (dunno collab name)

>>37223170
Ye he drew it once in a drawing stream

ToT

https://twitter.com/nasvyhere/status/1592916049888169985

>>37222735
he does have more of a female audience than the rest of the boys

>>37223476
TToTT

>>37223167
>>37223268
>>37223399
>>37223418
Donmai I am not good with maths but I considered each of them on their own, all of Tempus and threesomes

>>37223418
I hope Altare gaslights Nowa into calling their duo AltNowa

>>37223524
no, that's axel 100%

anyone else hyped for magni’s next sonic frontiers stream? after spoiling myself on the first major boss fight i just want to watch him go absolutely fucking bonkers at the shit happening on his screen + the music

>>37223561
Possible pairs: 6
Possible threesomes: 4
All of tempus: 1
Total 11 plus 4 since you count themselves

>>37223671
based mathbro

I don't know if I can watch Axel after knowing he watches Andrew Tate

>>37223671
Thank you mathbro, now we need names for the throuples

>>37223476
wow that tweet inspired some fanartists huh

>>37223603
Not lately, thanks to his rpr collabs, ecchi na neesans bits and zetaxel he gained a good chunk of males (I'm one of them, btw), not enough to top females but at least is more balanced.

>>37223082
Dude, don’t be a Karen. It was on screen for two seconds. No one even cared enough to comment about it on the VOD, he’s fine.

I've seen fanart of Syrios, Ingam, and anti-Noir (whatever he's called). Is there any of anti-Altare?

>>37223603
No chance lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KemEWa7Ms_M
don't forget the cumbucket of Tempus will be streaming in 45 minutes

>>37223781
it's hard to find fanart of just 3 of them
sonic heroes trio?
https://twitter.com/Byerd_/status/1588286504278761473

>>37222735
You'd be surprised that the boys cover a wide variety of tastes.
>Nowa
>gentle, goofy but wise father figure for those with daddy issues
>Altare
>Koren Ted Bundy for those with a savior complex or stockholm syndrome
>Axel
>Himbo with a heart of gold for those that want a sweet and harmless guy to care for with near feral-like libido
>Magni
>Unhinged menhera for those that want to correct his bratty behavior with copious amounts of pegging

>>37223797
>not enough to top females
He clearly has more males than females now...

>>37223869
Yeah, Regis. Altare’s anti version comes built-in

>>37223603
maybe around debut but not anymore, they are male chuubas so there is bound to be more female fans but altare has the most among tempus.

>>37223984
That's true. I'm an idiot.

>>37223963
Lol no, not even on /vt/

Who do gay women watch the most?

>>37224034
Magni

>>37224034
Vesper because he is a guydyke

>>37224034
from what i've seen, most lesbian Tempus fans really like Axel. I've seen some of them as Nowa fans too.

>>37223082
okay adrianne we get it

how do you guys know their demographics? did they talk about it on stream? or do you just assume because of "female" usernames?

>>37224127
twitter mainly

>>37224127
chat behavior and twitter

>>37223630
I was almost crying from hype when I played that the first time and knowing Magni is almost as much of a Sonicfag as I am, I know he's gonna scream with joy. I just hope a superchat tells him to stock up on rings before fighting or he might die by the 2nd phase.

Do you really think that the boys have more WOMEN than men watching them? Stop being delusional, you're a minority in the vtubing fandom, femanons, this is a male dominated industry and you're just a small chunk of it (Luxniggers doesn't count because they're monopolizing female chinks), you may use their chat or SC them more than us, but we're the majority here.

>>37224127
Yt usernames when chat goes wild

>>37224127
>it's all coming from my mind and it sounds like it could be, and usually nobody is gonna question it

>>37224085
I can vouch, aniki is my kami-broshi that i dote on like a little sibling and i'm painfully horny for aneki

>>37224202
poorfag kek

>>37224034
i don't know if I count bi but I love shiny spicy

>>37224141
>>37224160
>>37224232
so no one really knows. good to know all this talk about number of male/female fans is just PURE GUESSES.

>He gave me a massage. That felt nice.
---
>But. Ya know. it wasn't like a full m-massage or anything, but like-- yeah, he ga-- m-- he g-g-gave me-- it wasn't like a massage, we're j-- it was just kind of like a moment of like aw yeah and it was like alright let's go, and he kinda just like-- ya know like *slap* ya know kinda *slap* like went like that to my shoulders-- just kinda gave it like a little like-- you know-- you know kinda like a-- you know-- you know what I mean, kinda like your bros and you’re just like yeah yeah, let’s go, and you know you're like walking away from like– you know kinda like a *slap* and then he just kinda went like- did a couple like squ-, ya know little massage like little squeeze and hhhoooooly ff-- I have not… I was-- I never-- I didn't even realize how tense I was. I'm s-- I've been so stressed out, it like-- it was like oohh my gosh... I'm like, well for one, I guess maybe a little touch deprived, I guess in general but I mean, aren't we all? Nowadays, ya know? Haven't given anyone a hug in like... years– weaah I mean that's not true but ya know ya know what I mean likebjhfsdk-- you just don't meet with each other, we don't shake hands with anyone really, ya know what I mean? But let alone a massage like I-I've never gotten a massage actually, like a legit one, 'cause you know like– is that even a real thing or is that just something in movies? Do you– can you get Idonevenknow but.. but I was like oohh my gosh. I need to go get a real massage 'cause that was like ju- it was like-like 5 seconds. Ya know just like squeeze, squeeze like “let's go”, pat on the back and that felt so like– I was like melted. That felt so good.

>>37224202
unironically this

>men
>in this general

EPPIC ..........RAP......... BATTLES.........OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!

SOIJAK!
VERSHUS
GIGACHAD!

bbbbbbbBBBBBBBBEGIN

Soijak:
>Gigachad? More like Gigasad
>After this battle you’ll be Gigamad
>I’ve been here for a whole four years
>When i’m done with you, Sleek, you’ll be N' Tears
>I heard you’re from Russia, so don’t act so hunky
>You go apeshit over a picture of a monkey
>My wife might want Jamal and Abdul to top me
>But at least I don’t need her to photoshop me
>I’m livin’ in the west and drinkin’ my soi
>Letting in blacks like a good little goy
>At home i’m raising Tyrone’s baby boy
>And beating your ass fills me with joy!
>When you get bullied bitch you deserve it
>How cool can you be, your name is Ernest!
>but i’m a nice guy, so here’s a tip bro
>If you think you can beat me, the answer is NOOOOOOOO!

Gigachad:
>Why yes it's gigachad on the mic how could you tell?
>Dropping rhymes so advanced you're gonna cry and yell
>You better shut it soijak, you little bitch
>Why don't you go and orbit some thot on twitch
>I'm learning, bettering and improving myself
>you're putting another funko pop on shelf
>regurgitating shit you see on reddit
>claiming you're the first to have said it
>up votes are your greatest achievement?
>soijak, you need psychological treatment
>now go in your man cave and play on your switch
>while the monochrome man fucks your bitch

Soijak:
>Your rhymes are great, really i commend
>tell me, which of your five gay models wrote them?
>you’re calling me a bitch? Hah, where do I start?
>Your girlfriend looks like a mutt, and not the kind that shart!
>I’m smoking weed in my soi pod, living it a hot box
>browsing reddit and jacking off to porn of big black cocks
>this is the end of the line for you grey boy
>I’ll rip your heart out and drink your blood like it’s soi

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIcRAPbATTLESoFHiSTROY

>>37224425
almond...

>>37224385
there is no real data, they just saw a couple of names, and chat does "repetitive jokes" on each channel
>but a guess is the best you are gonna get
yeah that's all they can say to save some face

>>37224385
If you come to /vt/ for "facts", you're going to be deeply disappointed

>>37224425
i miss almond...

>>37224425
Stupid touch starved bitch

>/stars/ is half men half women
>/hlgg/ is filled with men
>/mans/ is the product of both

>>37223803
The issue is you wanna minimized the risk of a schizo finding it and using it to try to harass him. Imagine an ex-friend sees the vod and realizes who he is and uses that info against him?

>>37224425
this is still the funniest explanation he's ever given and it has none of his wit

>>37224617
take your meds

>>37223943
DST HATE

>>37224617
Any schizo can already just google him and find a much clearer picture of it in like two seconds. They're not going to be carefully watching one of his pokemon card VODs searching for that shit.

Any zetaxel news?

>>37224425
this happens when you have so much stress built in that any push in your muscles is like a little massage

>>37224563
>meaning that /mans/ has more men than women

>>37224617

>>37224742
I didn't know that was possible

>>37224741
Dead. Jk, they liked each other’s tweets yesterday.[\spoiler]

mental illness in the thread

>>37224808
all dead hours and no streams make /MANS/ a dull thread

>>37224746
I can also see go to chat and be like yeah I see more woman names in it, so I feel like it's 80% female and 20% males, yeah that's right
But I don't have any real knowledge or data to claim it's true

>>37224789
All I see is this

>>37224875
Critical damage on desk

>>37224741
Who are you people

>>37224808
that pic is making me sad ngl...

>>37224875
Go lower

>>37224717
Ya, but the difference is that for one you have to search it out, and for the other you can stumble on it by accident, just like how most people found a certain rm. cutting it out may not stop the super dedicated schizos, but it would filter the lazy and retarded ones.

>>37224856
Tell that to everyone ITT who claims that Tempus has more females viewers than males.

Add genderwars to the bingo

>>37224875
You have to be a complete retarded monkey to ignore her
https://twitter.com/ss_yuetsu/status/1592522860006117376/
No, wait, EVEN a retarded monkey wouldn't ignore it

>>37224929
zetaxel is the most voted in the favorite ship poll, that means that there are more people supporting it that anyone would expect, it doesn't mean that everybody in this thread is into it, but any other ship is not as strong

>>37224977
you can't claim the contrary either so I kek in all of you

>>37225047
yep

>>37224955
I'm an Altventurer, I know he has the tattoo and what it looks like, I was watching the stream live, and I didn't even notice it had happened until I looked at /mans/. It's really not that big of a deal. If anything, bringing it up in this thread is way more likely to attract lazy and retarded schizos than some person randomly stumbling across a card opening VOD.

>>37225087
>Literally the most voted ship
https://strawpoll.com/polls/bVg86x5Y1yY/results

>>37223736
He didn't even know who he is, he just saw a bunch of meme videos about that dude

odds of Nina dropping by in chat again?

>>37224202
seethe

>>37225156
Same with you all.

>>37225213
Ah yes my favorite ship, Vesper NOir and Momosuzu NEne

>>37224977
Either way, who cares? As long as people are genuinely supporting the boys and drawing cute art of them, I don't care what gender they are.

>>37225209
this. if it didn't get taken down yet, assuming the managers are doing their jobs properly, it doesn't bother him or management enough for it to get taken down. No use talking about it repeatedly

>>37225287
Anon, that doesn't mean that there's more women than men, but that there's a lot of supportive women (and gay men), which I think it's cute.

>>37225338
i wrote this

>>37225281
Anon, she's playing Zomboid next week.

>>37225087
Why are hetfags so fucking annoying

>>37224617
>The issue is you wanna minimized the risk of a schizo finding it and using it to try to harass him
>keeps bringing this up in a place where schizos gather
great job retard. bringing it up here does nothing to help. if you want the manager to actually do shit about it go email them.

>>37224563
You hornypost a lot for all of you to be men, and no gay man likes cute anime boys that's iwhy Bara exists.

SE MUEVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KemEWa7Ms_M
the whore is live

>>37225213
>Kobalt has 1 vote
Why /MANS/? We were doing so well...

>>37224746
>implying that all the women came from stars except a big chunk of them came from the niji side

>he thinks it's moving

SHUT UP. NOWA IS ON THE TELLY

>>37225438
they’re used to being catered to and throw a fit if they feel like they aren’t

>>37225544
SE MUEVE

>>37225482
I'm gay and I like cute anime boys...

i have never gotten a gifted membership on nowa's channel

>>37225582
ドンマイ〜

This game is being streamed and monetized after confirming with Subset Games.

>>37225606

man i think i just think that se mueve

he hates us....

zetaxel is a great ship. I mean it's cat and dog, a couple so used in popular media that makes it feel like destiny and these faggots are actually good friends doing banter all the time but when they try to support each you see the part of them that can be cute and it's so fucking cute

>i don't hate you
HE HATES US

>>37225692

>"Oh yeah the 'I don't hate you guys' part was just a bit, I was just doing a bit"

>>37225536
Good point, but I think that there's a lot of overlapping between /stars/ and nijis, so it kinda counts. Still there's more men than women.

>>37225720
:(

I’m so glad Altare loves me and tells me every stream :)

>>37225720
vesties...

This is the face of someone that hates you and wants you destroyed

>>37224202
>male dominated industry
You know that applies to who is employed, not the consumers? This is a female dominated industry since female vtubers are the most popular and prevalent.

Does Altare sleep?

>Vesper is going to choose the tall pettan duck with a big dumpy
the jokes just write themselves

>>37225760
I know right? My boyfriend is the best and the cutest

Ribworld...

>>37225768
glasses plz

its alive see the coments
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChL1xX4-aPbC4qxh4D7oYeA/community?lb=Ugkx3Lo2cYEsQpncmlllsPS7jE3hgihP5vtA

>he played factorio off stream
he hates us

altventurers are getting cocky...

>vesper didn't plant that shampoo
Magni confirmed Psycho

>>37225792
According to him he’s an insomniac and usually sleeps about 3-5 hours a night if that (unless he’s sleeping for 15 hours at a time)

>>37225720
>A bit inside a bit
Giga brain.

>>37225720
Why is this bit thing so popular right now I haven't heard him say that in a while

>>37225828
>it

Are vesplings still a thing? or they don't exist anymore?

>>37225940
?

>>37225957
that was also a bit from anons /here/

>>37225957
daddy is on screen right now so we're calm...

>>37225972
I thought you were referirng to Axel

>>37225558
The irony of this fucking post kek. Mald harder, fag.

>>37226008
yea

>>37225957
They never existed, saplings are unicorns, why would they watch the boys?

>he wants chat to be next to him so we can hang out with him
he loves us

>>37225889
>so popular
It's one autist spamming it

>>37225472
I never said I wanted the manager to do shit, just surprised they haven’t yet. Personally, I don’t care if the vod is up or not. For some reason you all assume I’m concernfagging when I just wanted to explain why the managers would care about it being still up. Anyway, last time I talk about this. Only brought the topic up because another anon talked about the boys doxxing themselves, and it was dead hours.

I dont hate you guys but I love you guys but I hate you guys but I love you guys but I hate you guys but I love you guys, yknow?

>>37225957
can I be real with you one second?
it was just a bit

>>37226114
damn geezer... needs correction...

Im not sure if this is a good stream to SC nowa about it being my birthday since he's preoccupied

>>37225957
can I be real with you for a second?
it was just a bit

>>37225844
My boyfriend loves me, donmai~

>>37226156
YES!

>>37225957
They got all raped by me

>>37226166
dont ever SC him during his autism games unless its to help him through the game, otherwise he will not answer you

>>37226180
I loved that karaoke... I'm excited for when he gets a coach

>>37225844
I'm sorry your oshi doesn't love you.

>>37226166
You'll probably have a bigger chance of him responding if you'll send it a bit later.
Happy birthday!

I want to rape Nowa

Has he mentioned Altare yet

This general reminded me that I need to find Altare's karaoke again. His Take On Me was actually kino

>>37226166
Happy birthday anon, you made it another year

>>37226362
I still listen to his 'Fly Me to the Moon' from his first karaoke quite often, it's soo good. I wish he'd do more karaokes.

>>37226362
still can’t believe he actually hit the high note. didn’t think he had it in him

>>37226467
same i was literally floored. he could be so good if he actually trained idk why the boys (besides magni) are so hesitant to get vocal teachers.

>>37226399
i love their artstyle so much

Someday I will take a nice picture of my sexy neechan figures and send it to Aniki

the backseating in chat... kek

Can you move but not take action?

>>37226339
Don't worry. I'll make him scream my name

>>37226798
ToT Altare giving him a mind blowing blowjob during his stream, making him moan out his name during a stream by accident

>>37226798
They really need to update his nose

>>37226825
>altare! I mean uhh artillery...
T_T

>>37226960
ToT UOOHHH

>>37226863
a big nose just for (you)

kek Nowa is based

Man did Vesties leave or something? Feels like Altventurers took over this general

>>37227108
too busy backseating him

>>37227047
That’s just magni’s nose on altare

>>37227108
Stream isn't very interesting, I'm just listening to the sound of his voice and chilling

>>37227108
altare did most of the streaming this week so the vesties took a nap

>>37227108
Why is everything a competition with men

>>37227108
i know nothing about this game but im enjoying the noises he's making while doing some work on the side.

>>37227224
Men have an ego the size of the galaxy so it's only natural that they see everything as a competition.

who is this Becky.... YOU WHORE

everyone named becky is now present

>>37227304
you can see them in the numbersthread

now I need to fucking change my name to Becky, damn you Nowa

I just dropped my bowl of food face down on the ground :(

>>37227786
dumb bitch

>>37227851
I know…

>that scream
Altare got him

>>37227786
sorry about that anon

>>37227786
What were you planning to eat?

>>37227999
ToT

>>37227786
>>37227964
stupid altventurer

>REPLACE THE JUNK

https://youtu.be/-3Iw1SMP5n4
another week another cod stream im forcing myself to watch for leader

>>37226535
Priorities, I guess. Nowa and Altare spend their money on streaming equipment, video/podcast editor, etc. for their first few months and Axel on covers.
You can tell they spent a lot.

>>37228157
STOP BULLYING THE ALTVENTURERS THEY'RE ALREADY MENHERA ENOUGH

>>37228244
>Altventurers, it’s 7PM! Time for your daily COD stream!
>Yes, Leader….

>>37228319
We truly are masochists sometimes...

why does just hearing Nowa talk turn me on.... I swear my daddy issues aren't bad or anything..its just... everytime he laughs or let out a corny joke I just get so turned on I hate myself...

>>37228376
He's so charismatic it's unfair

>>37228429
I don't want to be turned on by a guy thats old enough to be my father... I hate him sm...

>>37228475
>Vesper is old enough to be your father
I think you're too young to be on 4chan

>>37228475
Vesties are in primary school?

>>37228475
are you a 15 teenage girl?

In honor of the Bleach manga and how much i like the boys, I decided to draw a fusion between Magni and Mayuri. Ladies and gentlemen, Magyuri Dezutsuchi

>>37228514
>>37228522
>>37228550

please im in my 20s I don't want to be banned... I just got out of ban hell ; ;;

>>37223476
Truly ToT Way too cute!

>>37228569
at least he doesn't die from what I remember

>>37228569
Damn that's sick

>>37228616
Ligma?

>>37228697
who the hell is Steve Jobs

>>37228605
Shouldn’t post stupid shit then

>>37228746
Look at these devious blue bitches, they should fuck

https://twitter.com/thevoidful/status/1592959294861082629

Dingo finish DDLC bitch

>>37228862
Korone and axel look ugly as fuck

this guy and his fucking sailor mouth. needs to be corrected

>>37228862
amelia is a dog?

any idea when is the next RPG happening?
couldn't keep up with latest streams, so maybe it was mentioned

This for the next OP, please
https://twitter.com/H0neyyve/status/1592853902806110209

he keeps getting one guy'd wtf

>>37229009
if you're talking about dnd its on sunday!

>>37228244
The launch problems I'm seeing are horrible. Wonder if he is able to turn off proximity chat as well

>>37229009
admech would go full on jihad if they discovered and AI tho

>>37229086
oh god i hope its not another battlefield>>37229086
2042 situation...