/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>37216298
I like him but i wish he stopped being so self conscious with this shit. We know it's a bit retard, just go along with it.

>>37216298
No decent entertainment is ever genuine, seething fujosis

>>37218122
I've been of /vt/ for like a month, what did Vesper do to make fujos (I suppose you meant yumes?) seethe?

>>37217742
it's his autism he cant help it

this thread? also a bit

your existence? its a bit.

the characters you are typing with? 8 bits

The connection you're using to access this site? A collection of bits.

>>37216298
/vt/ is just one big bit where we all pretend to be more schizo than each other. Just for fun.

>>37218122
Yes but you don’t fucking say it. It’s about plausible deniability.

>>37216298
It’s crazy how Vtubers aren’t really what they portray in their models, i really thought Gura was a humanoid shark.

>>37216298
I enjoy bits desu desu fampai

>>37216298
Wait until you realize he is not even an actual vampire anime boy

>>37216298
That shitty thread? I did it to shit up Catalogue. I pre planned my shitpost for the shitposting. Any moment in my threads that stand out are all that shitposts im ticking off in my notepad of listed shitpost ideas. Nothing is genuine. It's all a shitpost. This is a shitpost right now. I've just had another idea for a shitpost, one sec /vt/

>>37218122
Uh bro? You're going to rile up the unicorns again. They want their "fake" girlfriend to do "fake" things for them because they can't get a real girlfriend themselves.

>>37220205

>>37220149
>vampire
meds

>>37216298

>>37216298
I stopped watching Korone when I realized it's all a bit.

That birthday? A money bit.
That sick tweet? A lazy bit.
That gay bait? A gay bit.
That superchat thanks? A grateful bit.
That Stars JP praise? A respect bit.
That Kronii Discord cybersex? Real.

>>37220241
>they can't get a real girlfriend themselves
Unicorn here. After I discovered vtubers I started ghosting my real girlfriend because they rendered her obsolete.

>>37220507
Don't kid yourself, Vesper would never fall for a mentally ill woman.

>>37220149
>Vampire boy
Please take your medicine

>>37220507
Vesper is only attracted to asian twinks like Magni and Altare.

>>37216298
well this is a new flavor of schizo

Holostars? Also just a bit.

>>37218122
>>37219784
>>37220149
>>37220205
>>37220241
>>37220368
>>37220442
>>37221340
Holy fuck you women are retarded. Why did Vesper choose to be a vtuber if he's constantly going to make a point of playing the character? Why not just be a normal streamer if he struggles to play along? Would you watch a TV show if at the start of each episode, the actor said 'hey, you know my crying scene during the last episode? The technique I used was...'. You know TV and films are fake, that doesn't mean you can't just chill and escape for a bit. Vesper is a faggot for being like this.

You stupid whores need to go back to twitter and get the fuck out of vtubing. Always ruining people's hobbies with your shit.

we're all just God's bit....

>37221457
kek mass replying mindbroken faggot

>>37221462
>God played a prank on humanity
>All of life is just one drawn out bit

>>37221502
just one big mass bit

>>37217742
that time i creampied your oshi and put a baby in her uterus while you were spamming UUUOOOOHHHH? it was just a bit

>>37221249
Vesper is an asexual wizard because he's suffered too much in life.
Just like me.

He'd do great on Twitch.

>>37220324
>Vesper is ZOOM
It all makes sense now.

>>37222553
he did pretty well on twitch, his autism makes it impossible for him to be on it though. He doesn't like hype trains and shit like that.

>>37222643

He did great because of all the bits.

>>37222721

>>37222721
kek

>>37222721

>Nooooo, you can't mention that vTubers are acting
Come on . . . it's just a bit again, is it?

>>37216298
Just dont watch the Zatsus.

>>37219007
heavy fucking characters my negro.

this is just the meme my blanco negro needs to turn his incline parabolic (or at least cement his place in this shithole).

>>37220241
You are quite literally obsessed.

>>37216298
bet he also keeps a golf with your friends spreadsheet

>>37216298
So? Miko got caught on stream with a script with some bits for a stream too once. An entertainer is supposed to be entertaining, you can't ad lib your way through everything and expect it to stick

Patrick Bitman

>>37223638
>got caught
That right there. That's the difference. She didn't bring it up. So why does he?

>>37223735
autism

>>37223735
unironic autism

>>37223735
There is an idea of a Patrick Bitman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can enjoy my bits and feel laughter enveloping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

>>37219311
I want to pump my bits in Salome's womb

>>37223750
>>37223805
Why be a vtuber if you're too autistic to play a character? That's (literally) the point and fun part of the medium that differentiates it from traditional streaming. I have nothing wrong with the bits, they're fun and more entertaining than the rest of EN's drivel. Constantly making a point of them and the whole process is beyond autism.

>>37223735
>>37224211
Autism is axiomatic, it simply is

>>37220241
Rent free

>>37224211
his autism is the only reason /vt/ tolerates him more than the other tempus members. Also he's the most superchatted/has the highest CCV of them all so obviously its working well for him.

>>37216298
I like how you just kept spamming variations of the same bait thread until it worked

>>37221457
These retards don't understand willing suspension of disbelief. It's why they can't comprehend "unicorns" in any terms other than than actual schizos that believe they're in a real relationship with the chuuba.

>>37223638
source?

>>37224990
This is what i dont understand, how in the name of fuck someone is so unable to understand something as basic as suspension of disbelief? It happens fucking everywhere, TV, Movies, Theater, fucking EVERYWHERE. Here you got people seething because someone DARED to have a semblance of a plan to be entertaining.

>>37220442
wait I wasn't supposed to snipe my fingers off for real?

>>37225267
If they weren't actually seething, the rest of us wouldn't have to endure their meltdowns every time tempus does something. They really don't understand that it's all a bit

reminds me of that /v/ post about borderlands where all the jokes are "hey player do this thing, you know like in a video game, haha wink wink" or "wow that thing that happened was just like in a videogame, wink wink hehe"

What did he do?

>>37221457
10/10 bait post

I'm gonna fuck you in your asses...as a bit of course

>>37226703
Based straight Uncle Nowa

It's funny how there's no women in this thread yet you're calling everyone women anyway. Tranny behavior.

>>37220534
Based and same

>>37216298
based autismdad

>>37216298
>Autismo planning out his bits to maximize the funny
>While also streaming nearly every day
I appreciate him so much, bros

>>37220534
I did the same except with my boyfriend when I discovered Vesper...

>>37227652
Whore.

>>37216298
JP does bits all the time.
Every other Peko stream you’ll catch her redoing her opening.

We need MORE bits, people are boring af give me some entertainment.

>>37216298
Why do newer vtubers always try to break the immersion of their viewers?

>>37216298
"as a bit" is just the modern way of saying no homo that won't get you cancelled for homophobia by the twitter crow

He is actively breaking down the entire gens content tempo right now...
One week of effort content then 2-3 weeks of relaxed content before another effort week.

>>37229515
its a bit. calm down

>>37216298
>Nothing is genuine. It is all a bit
Tempiss in a nutshell

>>37229515
Its called the bit cycle

>>37216298
Okay, I'm seeing so many Vesper threads lately, all mainly posting the same shit that I'm pretty positive it just one person. What the fuck did Vesper do to get himself a dedicated anti?
Dude is harmless & old.

>>37230865
It's a bunch of SEAnigs who don't watch streams and bait /vt/ newfags to earn gift cards.

>>37221249
Wrong this whole thread is about how he said the whole Vesper Magni gayshit was a bit so THERES HOPE VESPERONII BROS THE SEX IS REALL

>>37229661
isn't that baud rate?

>>37225267
I'm fairly certain you and the guy you replied to are on different sides on the argument here when it comes to Vesper doing the right or wrong thing

>>37230957
I’m OP and I’m not SEA and this is my first Vesper post in months. I just want all EN males to quietly leave the medium and for their horrific twitter and twitch fans to follow them wherever they go.

>>37231310
the invention of the internet was one big bit

>>37231091
anon. he admitted that Magni and him did hold hands during their karaoke and they also sung love songs to each other during it.

>>37220534
Love from Kazakhstan
I hate women so much it's unreal

>>37231526
This medium existed before you caught wind and it will exist well after you leave.
Nice try SEA.

>>37231720
That is absolutely repulsive.

>>37229661
>Bit cycle
>Bitcycle
>Bicycle
Deepest lore

>>37216298
ogey

>>37220205
Thanks for this

>>37231720
That's terrible, if only someone had a clip so I can seethe at it for hours, studying every nuance in their voice, tone and gesture to understand the relation between their interlocking fingers and texture.

Other corpos are a bit. Look at Lia teaching made up Phase Math, getting her own rules wrong, and then moving on to play Math Flash games to teach her audience. And that's ok. We can all be a bit at times.

>>37238624
sometimes two bit

>>37231526
Dont worry I'm sure you'll get into holostars EN gen2

>>37218122
you will never be happy
there's authenticity even when pretending to be a character when you put your heart into what you do

reminder the Nodoka bullshit is a bit
Axel is horny for Matsuri (and many other JP chuubas)

>>37220324
IT WAS ME, BARRY

>>37231526
Go retreat back to your mud huts and eat pagpag, troglodyte

>>37216298
even the bait threads about anime jordan peterson are bad. holy fuck what a disaster tempiss is

>>37238539
Pick your poison anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajLPuMKl4_w&list=PLPKeUwcfOkHPe5IXxlSFV4veUgnYjhhU2

Vesper <3 Fauna

I dunno, it's kinda silly to jump from "some of vesper's bits are expressly bits" to "he's never in character."

Vesper is the straight god after all, he just acts gay sometimes because fujos give some money.

>>37216298
The bit thing is actually a bit. None of the bits since the first bit have actually been a bit.

>>37219311
Salome love

>>37216298
i dont know why i find this so funny. if he said this on stream my sides will leave the orbit from laughing

>>37221249
Kronii is an Asian twink.

>>37216298
Cool. Good to know, I guess.

>>37216298
I really do like Vesper but I think you've captured my biggest gripe with his style. Way too meticulous, holy shit.

he breaks kayfabe too often and too fast to be enjoyable