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>>37196984
How stinky and uncouth risuners are. Bottom of the barrel for truly civilised peoples!

>>37197097
Risuners are cultured you swine. Sex is art. Sex is pleasure. Sex is necessary to maintain population. All animals are genetically coded to breed. You cannot ignore your primal instincts.

>>37197097
They might be smelly, sex addicted, ooga booga, vine swinging, tree niggers but they've got heart nanora!

>>37197187
Cringe and uncouth.
>>37197215
Based but still uncouth

>>37197187
Food is art. Food is pleasure. Food is necessary to maintain population. All animals are genetically coded to eat. You cannot ignore your primal instincts.

>>37197412
Based.

>>37197412
>replaced food with shit while reading this.
Oh no...

So we melting our glaciers or not?

>>37197658
Unleash your inner ringo fag anon, but not within twenty feet of me.

>>37197187
Ya know you had a thing going on there until
>All animals are genetically coded to breed.
So if sex is your culture, and all animals are programmed to have sex, your culture is on the level of animals? Gotta agree with the other anon, cringe and uncouth.

>>37198010
You do realize humans are animals right?

>>37198091
>>37198010

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If this FLVR shit that Pippa is doing actual becomes a semi-functional vtuber agency, what would that even be in vitubia? A loose conglomerate of /here/ chuubas or a kind of lesser /here/ chuuba that serves as her divinely blessed underlings?

>>37198091
Base animals* I should day. You would equate risuner culture to the "culture" chimps in the jungle might have?

>>37198669
If they get a general, it's for their rep to decide. If they don't, they don't exist to us.

>>37199023
>if they get
>>37137754

>>37199305
That's a start. Now it just needs to stick around and a rep for them needs to pop up.

Kronii, do you have any advice or guidelines for writing your kronies and kronie riflemen nanora? That also sounds like a good general ask for this thread.
What's a basic guideline for other writers to depict your nation's people accurately?

Kronii, do you have any advice or guidelines for writing your kronies and kronie riflemen nanora? That also sounds like a good general ask for this thread.
What's a basic guideline for other writers to depict your nation's people accurately?

>>37200138
>>37199778
Double dick post?

>>37200346
Wat? I just wanted to make that a sound post nanora

Speaking of things that need discussing. Island ownership. Y'all were pretty determined that more discussion needs to be had on the topic during the last vote. That was last month. So discuss it.

>>37200528
>Speaking of things that need discussing.
We already did that nanora, you just missed it

Aight, JWU, and it seems the projection is causing some trouble. I am to blame in part for this, when I laid out the map onto the globe, I was mainly concerned with: respecting the 15 deg polar circle offset, and minimizing apparent distortion. To do those two things, parts of the map ended up changing latitude. This deformation was not communicated to climate anon, who did his work assuming the latitudal proportions were the same in the old and new map. I apologize for this to him.

Now, as for solutions. I do not think changing the climate to account for this is most efficient or sensible.
1. It would require climate anon to re-draw the climate map, which was a sizable workload, I think it would be unfair to ask this of him again.
2. There is a lot of lore that runs on assumptions based on this map.

Do not despair, because I do not think this means we need to handwave or magic this away.
First potential solution:
I simply create a new projection which places the countries where they should be to have the accurate climates. Pros: This is less work than creating a new climate map and certainly less than adjusting all the climate-related lore. I can then simply re-project all our Map3.0 maps onto this new projection, so that no one needs to actually create new stuff. Cons: I think this would result in visible artificial distortion of the countries on the globe that are in the concerned regions.
I am willing to do this, but I do not favor it.

Second potential solution:
I think people are vastly underestimating the magnitude of variation the world climate can undergo. Consider these two pictures:
Vegetation during the Last Glacial age (~20k years ago)
https://files.catbox.moe/grzgex.png
Climate during the Miocene (~10M years ago)
https://files.catbox.moe/yg7zqh.jpg
Between those two, Norway goes from deep into the tundra (maybe even an ice cap) to the equivalent of an Oceanic climate. Sounds familiar? That is the same discrepancy that /uuu/ currently has.
So, this is the proposal: our world has a climate more similar to the IRL Miocene than current day Earth.

Possible concerns:
>Does this mean we must have dinosaurs and shit?
No, 10M years ago is relatively recent, geological and evolutionarily speaking. I think most of our work in fauna and flora creation wouldn't be affected by this, as the climate they were designed around end up not needing to be changed.
>Why was it warmed, anyway? Does that mean we have a fuckton of greenhouse gas up our ass?
Possibly, yes. Current theories explaining the warmth of the Miocene are that tectonic and volcanic activity resulted in the release of unusually high amount of CO2 (900-1200 ppm, compared to 415.26 in current day.). However, this doesn't mean that we need to undergo climate change; this climate change would retroactively explain our current climate.
>Wait, does all that carbon mean we're in the carboniferous and there are giant bugs and shiet?
First, the Carboniferous had even crazier CO2 levels (around 1500 ppm), but secondly and more importantly, the nature of the Miocene warming is that it was relatively short-lived, lasting only a few million years (I'm seeing 2-4M years), as the off-gassing from tectonic activity was recycled through the environment. Before and after this period, the levels were closer to the 400 ppm baseline, which means giant bugs wouldn't really have had the time to evolve to the insane sizes of the Carboniferous. However, they might be a little larger than average.
>Fuck, does that mean we need to re-do the climates in 2 million years?
Do you really think we'll make it that far? Mori will probably have killed us all with the Final yab by then.

Thoughts? Especially from climate anon

>>37201157
Abandon extra work have sex with squirrels.

>>37201157
two things nanora
Could you define what this visible artificial distortion is in more explicit and descriptive terms?
What are the nations that are most affected by the Climatory Conundrum and how severe is the degree of change?

>>37201157
You wanna link the projection that's causing all this drama again just so we are all on the same page?

>>37201237
Everytime OG says have sex with squirrels I imagine him ripping his clothes off.

>>37201528

>>37201603
Comparing aniki to a degenerate like OG is downright blasphemous.

Also gj lunaito, you fucked up yet another bread. Where's the previous thread link?

>>37201968
Not my fault last baker didnt put it anywhere nanora, blame them!

>>37201968
it's the funny shota flavour after all

>>37201503
Yeah, first here is a comparison of the old latitudal proportions and the new ones in black: https://files.catbox.moe/n73wh8.png
Next, comparison of what it looks like on the globe: https://files.catbox.moe/z64i54.png
Notice how all the Northern country are kinda sucked into the North pole with the old proportions, while the new one look more naturalistic and like what the original map intended them to look like.
As for nations that would be affected by a climate redraw, it would be most of them outside of the equatorial band, but especially northern countries.
>>37201507
Sure, here, picrel.

>>37202002
What does the previous baker have to do with this? He didn't bake this bread, you did. Pay attention or get out of my fucking kitchen you little pink blob!

>>37202093
Oh so its your kitchen now? Doesn't that mean you're responsible nanora? Also there's no evidence I baked this bread.
>>37202068
hmmm, nanohodo. Yeah I think I can see what you mean when you mention distortion, all that land really is just getting slurped up into the north pole. I think if climate anon can get a general guess on how things would change for those nations and if those were major lore impacts, that would help in deciding how to proceed.

Candy Kingdom painting generations

>>37202580
Exactly, I am responsible for keeping a certain standard around here. Pack up your tools, baker, you're fired.

>>37202961

>>37202996

>>37203031

>>37203063

>>37203103

>>37203168
Forgot image

>>37203208

>>37202970
You don't have the authority, I outrank you! You're fired nora!
>>37202961
>>37202996
Much appreciated nanora! I think these generations really get across the general feel of the Candy Kingdom in terms of nature.
>>37203031
>>37203063
These highlight the candy village fantasy aspect, very much like some of the cozy illustrations you see of Santa's workshop, of being able to make a house out of hardened bread and industrial frosting.
>>37203103
>>37203208
These two feel like heading deeper into the north where there's fewer and fewer people around, nearing the schizo wastes and such.
>>37203240
This last one is more whimsical fantasy, very welcome but it doesn't conjure a specific area, more of a general naaaaa to cap off the image set. Much thanks nanoraaa!

>>37201157
If others are also okay with this then yeah sure. Should this be put to vote? Along side the island proposal?

>>37196509
Since the pink blob won't do it.
Last thread >>37049218

>>37204063
Quick! Post more so the thread dies faster!

>>37204055
That would be good, yeah, but more people should look at it first.
>>37202580
>sluuurp

>>37204190
Sure thing, what you wanna talk about, schizochama?

>>37204401
Uh what kind of cuisine does your nation have? What's the flavor profile and how are they cooked mostly?

Rocket to the moon launching in 7 minutes btw.
https://youtu.be/CMLD0Lp0JBg

>>37204492
Man that's some good numbers. Easy gold.

>>37204453
Lots of meat, both domesticated goat/beef as well as wild game. Root vegetables mostly, with wheat and barley being pretty sparce for bread, making it a rare commodity. Plenty of different teas and brews from various roots/plants. Cooking is pretty simplistic, vegetables are either eaten raw or steamed, meat is either cooked in a goulash or made as steaks. Warm valleys are home to a variety of different spices, so that is heavily used in lowland cuisine, with remote highland villages and towns relying on import.

>>37205038
What about cheese?

>>37204453
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-vnuglore#food
I wrote about it! As a whole I think /vnug/ cusine’s strong in flavor especially when it comes to gamey and spicy flavors, some might also be unfit for normal human consumption

>>37205065
>domesticated goat/beef
What do you think cheese is made from?

>>37205289
According to the literature I partake, it seems to mostly grow on dicks.

Is getting mating pressed really that good? i would really like to try

>>37205467
Back to the NijiEN /soc/ thread you go.

>>37205333
Back to /ringo/ with you, foul creature.Like honestly, ew no, that's disgusting. Keep your dick clean, everyone.

>>37205333
my brother!

>>37206221
Anon... Your blue board reps...

>>37206221
By Akira I will send you to the /meat/ mines

This is what happens when you fuck up a new bread, lunaito...

Liora streamed, life’s good

https://rentry.org/vtwbg-vnuglore#elves
I wrote down >>37171459 in the lore rentry!

Word cloud for previous bread.

>>37207028
looks good tho will you expand on the social norms of the elves?

Where is the climate projection?

>>37210194
Here it is on Map3.0, for Map2.0 it's on the interactive map.

>>37210254
Ah, do we have anything for the future btw? Interested in just seeing how much would be changed before I weigh in.

>>37211129
You mean if the climate was adapted to the projected map? This https://files.catbox.moe/n73wh8.png gives an idea of what moves where, relatively. It's mostly regions in the subtropic and near the polar circles moving around ten degrees of latitude.

>>37206432
I don't know why you're telling me this nanora, this is your responsibility.

>>37210254
>indie desert expanding

...did anyone remember the lusquire timeline for training nanora. I thought I had it in a google doc somewhere but its gone now.

>>37214531
just do your archive reps baka.
MANS
>>/vt/thread/S30487857#p30503987
Moriji part
>>/vt/thread/S30525222#p30525646
I don't remember if there was a dedicated post for risu and mep.

>>37214590
Mep's training would be mostly the same way they train their normal musketeers and detailed descriptions of somewhat vauge prompts aren't OG's specialty nanora

>>37193613
>>37196043
>>37196225
>>37196359
>feels like using local magic phenomena to change the climates would bother them more desu
you are 100% right. At least for me that is, I dont know if climeatanon cares that much. If a re-do of the climates has to be done I would consider coming out of the retirement to help with that, if climeat doesnt want to do it himself. Minus his overlooking of the expanded poles shift, he has been doing a stellar job that was way better than my janky ass early maps.
Doing an actual in-depth map would be difficult in my current life situation, but doing a quick low-effort general guide would be on the table in the short term. Ofc, I cannot say what climeatanon would think.

>>37194361
Here I would agree with >>37194893 and >>37194433 . I dont think it a good idea to just make the magic our go-to handwaving technique. Takes a lot away from the world and the setting, at least to me. I imagine it would be close to how a milautist would feel if someone claimed they have ak-47s as the standard equipment in their army while everyone else uses muskets. Makes the whole thing jarring.

>>37195291
Most of the nations with in-depth economic rentries are all in the tropics, which would not change that much, at least according to my understanding. I do agree with your take on this though, a climate correction and it's effects should be explored and then voted on.

>>37195420
Its not a change really, just a correction. The current climates are implausible. And like I mentioned above, the climates that are most "wrong" are the subtropical and subarctic regions. Nations that are "tall" in the north-south direction may also be affected disproportionally, which may be either a bad thing or desirable depending on the reps. For mepersonally, i would really like it.

>>37195618
Months ago climeat anon pointed out that the current climates are wrong. Hoomans have become aware of this change and would like to implement the correct climate to themselves, but doing so would imply that /uuu/ would have to change as well to preserve plausibility.

>>37201157
Talking as a mostly retired climatefag, who has not done the primary workload in the current interpretation of the climates.
At a first thought, this looks plausible, but there are some issues with it, primarily how we would need to expand the extend of tropical climates near the equator. I would imagine that rainforests would be far larger in a miocene climate vitubia, which in turn might fuck over others.
I personally think that the changes the corrected climate and the miocene proposal have on the climates of active nations should be explored and discussed. Who knows, maybe people would actually prefer those over their current ones. I for one certainly would prefer the corrected climate, from how it looks to me at the moment.

tl;dr
Climates should be corrected. There are two ways I think work best for doing that, making the climate more like earth Miocene, or then simply correcting the existing climates to what they should be.

As the acting rep of nasfaqg, I would prefer the latter, since the slightly colder and drier climate we would get in our far-southern regions works better for the economy rentry i have been working on and suits our venetian-victorian england image far better than our current "wrong" climate does.

Either way a vote on this should be held, and reps should be informed of how things would change. Whichever is chosen, I can adapt, as long as I get to have some of my dry-climate liking plants somewhere.

>>37201157
It will have to do. I prefer changing the global environment a bit in order to accommodate the discrepancies to just magic-ing it away in any case.

>>37215982
Oh hello. Now that you mentioned it, Miocene might be a bit too extreme. Maybe something closer to Eemian instead? It seems to match what we have so far better with the exception of rainfall pattern, but we can probably justify it with our landmass arrangement being different.

>>37215982
I'd be fine with a climate correction nanora, we'll just need a more detailed description of how things change and in what direction.

>>37215982
>>37216019
The climateanons are assembled!
Well, let's look at some of the countries that would be most strongly affected by the changes.
If we correct to make subtropics and subarctics colder, what kind of climate would /kr/ end up with? I think beside /uuu/ it's another active nation with potential for discrepancies.
>>37216181
Miocene was just the first interglacial period that came to my mind, but the Eemian could be a better fit.

>>37216327
Yeah, vnug has done some of the more detailed works with his climate in terms of lore and it would suck if that had to be redone, in terms of everyone else I aint quite sure

>>37216327
To be fair there are many warm periods that we can choose from. Even near future projections will probably line up well if not a bit too hot. Our inability to keep the mud ball we are stuck on comfortable for us aside, a colder planet would be problematic for /kr/, since the peninsula it is on is basically flanked by two cold currents, so a colder planet would likely put northern /kr/ in subarctic climate (or cold oceanic if we decide the sea to the north is not bit enough for gyre formation), and southern /kr/ in tundra.

>>37216402
Yeah, if the correction turned that whole /vnug/ taiga into a tundra, that wouldn't be workable, there's a lot of lore and great stories relying on the vegetation of the region. Ideally whatever we go with those characteristics should be preserved.
>>37216683
Thank you for the analysis! Yeah, I guess the main thrust is that there's a lot of room to shift climate one way or another while still having an Earth-like climate. Do you think a temperate or Mediterranean region could be created in /nasfaqg/ by setting up a rain shadow through elevation somewhere?

>>37216896
Would a mountain range in the middle of /nasfaqg/ be fine? That should allow the northern side to be Cs_ and the southern side Cf_, with the last letter depending on how warm we make the planet.

>>37200138
Im probably the closest to an /infinity/ writer the thread has currently, but im not their rep so take anything I say with a big spoonful of sugar. They are based on what little I have discussed with Kronieronie, who is currently inactive.

In general, they would be considered to be quite pragmatic. Kronie architecture, clothes, and devices are first and foremost designed to work, and work reliably or in a way that they can be easily repaired. Exception to this rule are religious or otherwise important items, buildings, and garments. A civilian kronie is likely to dress in simple clothes that do not garner much attention, but a priestess or an officer is likely going to be wearing something much finer.
Matters of sex and storytelling are also valued highly, and items, buildings, and outfits that have to do with those things would thus also be far more decorated and revered than their mundane equivalents would be.

A highly respected form of art is storytelling, in the form of written works and oral storytelling. This is an activity that many of the /infinity/ kronies take part in, and have grown with. It would be relatively common for, say, kronie conscripts to recite stories, both those they have come up on their own and those they have heard before, around the campfire while their troop camps for the night.

The /inf/ kronies themselves are pale and shorter than the average vitubian. They tend to have dark hair, but can have other colours as well. On average they are also slightly physically weaker. A Kronie soldier is unlikely to win a wrestling match with an equally experienced Matiyotl of same age, but could match equally to a lot less experienced Matiyotl.
In battle, both between armies of thousands of men and in one on one duels, a kronie soldier seeks to gain advantage through skill and information over pure raw strength. Most often this aspect appears on the form of technological advances, high discipline, and long training.

Kronie diet is quite simple and poor. They eat little, and they tend to eat simple foods. Extravagance is seen as wasteful, in most situations. A rifleman diet would be one of those situations.

Ideologically /infinity/ kronies believe that valuing the collective over the individual is virtuous. Sacrifices are acceptable if they ensure the survival of the nation, and it would be virtuous to willingly be that sacrifice. However, naturally not all can follow this virtue, as kronies are still just humans. There is a strong religious aspect to this, as kronies are fanatically religious. Their weapons have prayers etched into them, and religious officials would likely company kronie soldiers on missions. Think of them as borderline wh40k in this. The fact that most stories name the deity they worship as "The Kroniisiah" you can probably see how apt this comparison is.

The nation has been deeply affected by and shaped by the cultural trauma of the Great Winter period, which still defines a lot of how the people of the nation think and act. Preparedness, paranoia, and valuing the community over the individual are aspects of the collective /infinity/ kronie mindset that have their roots in this cultural trauma.

Consider reading or skimming through...

These pieces written by the /infinity/ rep:
https://rentry.org/xvzmz
https://rentry.org/infinity-stories-deliverance

These stories written by me, and of which Colderonie was proofread and approved by the /infinity/ rep. Colderonie especially describes some of the religious aspects of a kronie riflemen, and also off-handedly mentions aspects of a kronie army camp life:
https://rentry.org/Colderonie
https://rentry.org/737np

>>37217439
>middle
No, i dont think that would work without it fucking me over majorly.
I was more hoping that instead of making new mountains the /#/ orogeny and the /ahoy/ mountains near the /nasfaqg/ border could have been made higher.

>>37218339
Hmm, fair enough. In that case, if we assume there being a subtropical high-pressure zone in the sea between the /nasfaqg/ islands and /meat/, and there being a mountain range across the /#/ peninsula west of /nasfaqg/, then the main island should be pretty dry in the summer due to rain shadow effect. In winter, a front between the aforementioned high-pressure zone and another one generated by Nijicontinent should bring enough moisture to make the place wetter. That should result in /nasfaqg/ having a Mediterranean climate.

>>37216181
Possibly nice side effect of the Eemian climate, the two Arctic straits might be crossable for more of the year.

how is mep effected by the climate, i will gladly get rid of the magic depending on what changes.

>>37218887
The mediterranean climate would ideally only affect the main island and the ahoy coast, Im fine with the rest of the areas being as they are

>>37220947
Do you have a preferred climate besides Mediterranean?

>>37221392
I am mostly fine with anything, I would like med for our vintage but I am sure that it could be in a localized area.

>>37221451
You could always have magic/fictional grapes instead of magic climate.

>>37221487
Hmm, that does work. I just would rather not fuck everyone with my shit.

>>37221560

>>37221451
>>37221538
Well, when it comes to viticulture, the conventional temperature range considered optimal would be between 12 and 22 degree Celsius, although a temperature higher than that does not seem to negatively affect their growth by itself (up to 35 degrees Celsius, which is beyond our concern here). Supposedly Brazil has been developing tropical viticulture and it apparently can achieve 2~3 harvests per year, although the lack of a cold season for grapevines to shed their leaves seems to also necessitate pruning to achieve high yield.
The main difficulty in terms of tropical viticulture is the high humidity of the tropical region when affected by warm currents (e.g. eastern /mep/). The high humidity will promote a variety of grape diseases like mould that would affect the resulting wine quality (although there are some wines that deliberately make use of mould for winemaking.
If we base on Brazil's experience, then western /mep/ can potentially produce 2 harvests of grapes per year, assuming additional water is introduced to the vineyard through irrigation - with irrigation, hot arid climates might actually be the most suitable places for viticulture due to year-long growing period and lower chance of grape diseases (adding water is often easier than removing water). As for eastern /mep/, the warm current off its coast means summer would likely be too wet for conventional grape growth, but the drier winter would have the nice combination of warm and dry weather for grape growth (irrigation might be needed, although perhaps not as mandatory as in the west).
Overall, I don't think /mep/ would need a Mediterranean climate or fictional grapes to have a well-developed wine industry. It should be achievable with good management and planning, which should not be an issue with /mep/. Having tropical grape variants that are more resistant to mould and/or not as labour-intensive will further improve vineyard yield/efficiency.

So? Anyone for talks about the glorious power of the MAGICS? Actually do luknights have magic? Like do their knights use it? And vnug boi did you ever go into detail about your magics? I hope I didn't miss anything.

>>37224126
Oh, read up on their beetles, it's badass shit.

>>37224226
I'll do it right now!

Vnug boi....literally meathead tier in terms of how good they are at shit. God fucking dammit dude I kneel. Hell Ill suck your dick at this point. You deserve it.

>>37224226
though I think only the owl so far has shown explicit magic

>>37224571
In the stories, yeah. He added a section of the bard-wizards in his main doc, "Quavers".

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck my magic autism is consuming my brain and I have the extreme urge to write a story about risuners going there to discover the MAGICS but I already have things to do so I want to wait.

>>37224126
We dont really have any magic in terms of spells or direct usage that isn't just a chuubanite based reaction. Magic quanta is ALL over the Candy Kingdom but we've yet to utilize it in terms of a pure magical reaction outside of runes or the natural magical reactions that create things like the Hime-vessel or our candy based environment nora.
I had an idea for a lu-mage that would be extremely limited in what they could do and were physically very weak and prone to chuubanite based illnesses but had extremely powerful magic when it is utilized, we could figure lots out after the Salamansho incident is finished and data gets to the research facility up in the artic.

>>37226267
I'll have to discuss this later. Work calls. Good day gentlemen.

What is everyone doing? Any recent lore.

So according to >>37211272, does this mean that /wg/ is going to end up Antarctic if we adopt the corrected climate map? It looks like I’ll need to change my mental image of the nation significantly in that case.

>>37228988
Not all of it, but the tundra would probably crawl a little higher, yes.

>>37229202
What's the specs on /ag/ with this? also would making the volcano larger have any impact on the climate?

So I have a few ideas for /2434/ (I'll do nijimale after). The north region is a Monsoon Tropical Rainforest. Its got a bunch of natural fruits to forage. The northeast region is a flood plain. Its a bit swampy at the coast but its not pure swamp. And behind the mountain in the west is a fertile plain. Most of the rains are in the east with the monsoon. The mountains aren't high enough to block all the rain. So the west has stable rainfall that doesn't flood.

And if I may have a proposal there could be an underground aquifer shared between Nijimale and /2434/ that keeps the plains green during dry seasons. You can't tap into the aquifer yet with current tech. But it's essential for the plains to stay fertile. That said you'll need a prehistoric sand dune for water to steep underground.

>>37229261
Hmm more certified anons can correct me, but I think you could have some Humid Continental on the south of the island with the correction. Volcano don't tend to have long-term macro-effects on climate, barring supernatural influences.

Well i found out 2434 and nijimales will essentially be arabia so idk.

>>37229803
Kek have fun

Itsy-bitsy update on the map before I go to work. I got a height scale now! As expected, the 200m brackets just couldn't work for /rrat/, so I bumped it up to 500m brackets. /who/ would mostly be below 2k, so a scale like this will give you guys a bit more detail. How we feelin on it? Also if you two have any more wishes for it based on the last iteration of the height map, let me know. I'll get to work on it in about 8 hours, once I get home.

>>37230642
Love you interactive map bro

>>37230642
Looks nice.

>>37230785
That's cunt, anon. Love cunt too though.

>>37230785
Wong anon, mate.

>>37230821
Rrat man love, he is being productive!

>>37229803
well, not really

I like trees

>>37235122
What kinds of trees?

Me too!

I dont trust this sapnigger, they smell of falsehood nanora.

>>37236172
Um ok.... I guess I'll go. I was just checking you guys out and it felt as good a time as any to jump into the conversation.

>>37209022
The elves don’t really have a unified culture nowadays so the only social norms that can truly be called elven would be those tied to their physiology like the heavier focus on providing maternal care. In /vnug/ both Penelites and Remlins have a significant amount of elves though! (unless Kokone’s fan got a different official design)

>>37224126
I should work on that… the backlog grows
/vnug/’s magic is based around organic-chuubanite complexes! I sometimes describe it as magical essential oil. The molecules work as activators that can interact with specific sounds working as glyphs. It’s a skill that’s mastered by bard-magicians who know how to make specific sounds (mostly by singing and/or playing instruments) to make specific chuubanite molecules do specific magical things, with their power level determined by how precise they can make the sounds and also how many of these combinations they know. Quavers’ bard-magicians probably are the most versatile magic users in /vnug/ since there are a lot of molecule-sound combinations but I imagine their magic to focus on subjective experiences like manipulating perception (illusion) and emotions, although they can also do other things from lighting up the oil (which is also how the Quavers test their members) to healing and promoting growth as suggested by Lofi’s own lore
Because of /vnug/’s environment there’s a bunch of these molecules floating in the air and in the system of plants and animals so powerful bard-magicians can use them directly, but more often they play to concentrated extracts of magical essential oil on/in the targets which are easier to control and activate. Some of these extracts can also act by themselves when consumed/absorbed like magical medicine, which is how the Dreamwalkers from Remland use them to do dream-related magic. Powerful Dreamwalkers are able to use specific mixtures to manipulate others’ dreams like entering them. It’s kinda similar to how bard-magicians do that as they use carefully-composed “soul-songs” to pinpoint the target! As for the bitterbugs, they basically stabilize volatile chuubanite-infused molecules from wildlife with their own juice that can then be consumed by people like the bugs’ handlers and hunters, which makes them kinda similar to the Dreamwalkers’ herbal magic but with a heavier focus on combat-related stuff like all kinds of buffs

>>37235465
All kinds of trees!

>>37235907
Hello!

>>37237117
You have some free time Sapling?

>>37237117
Sapnigger, I don't trust anyone and neither should you. If you've got tree lore drop that shit and get in here, there's been a shortage of saplings.

>>37237411
I'm sorry bread dog, I think I scared them away...
My aggressive jests have become to hostile nora. I must dial it back a little.

>>37238691
You think? You have attacked a good many writers over the past month for little reason and have been a general asshole to just about everyone. I am sorry mate, but you need to think about this shit. Retro pointed out you seem like you are just looking for a fight and It really seems like that sometimes.

>>37239763
I discuss serious matters under the flag of the ass, such is the way I conduct business nanora. Me admitting to joking with a sapling in a regretful way to a regretful result is in no way an admission of regret or guilt for any previous behaviors or discussions, of which parties involved bear no grudges which they vocalize and seem quite content with, Mr. Anonymous.
I give you this ass and expect one in return should you have further words nora.

WHAT THE FUCK!? A SAPLING GOT CHASED AWAY? SAPLING PLEASE COME BACK I FUCKING MISS YOU GUYS! risuners just stopped winning...

>>37240774
I'm sorry OG, I called him a distrustful nigger for liking trees nanora. I drank too much coffee and I called the sapling a nigger in a paranoid fit.
I don't think luna has enough ass pics to make up for this...

>>37240975
You should not be using that word anyway, nanora. Some of us naitos are chocolate naitos, they don't like that kind of language, naaa.

>>37241793
I am sorry Arctic, I will cease such vulgar behavior unfitting of a knight and will superchat Fauna 3 month's penance nanora.
Not apologizing for those previous discussions tho, those were very civil and contained no choco slander nora.

>>37242214
Yeah, you did. You have effectively told one major contributor to this project that they arent worthy of anything, and mocked other ones. Look in the mirror you self righteousness faggot. You call Panon a terrible person effectively over a joke and then have no trouble shitting on alice, and others. These “civil discussions” you have had are just dividing the damn thread you cretin. But sure, you will stand your ground and say you were just in those situations because you do not particularly like them; when if it was OG or someone, you would be on your knees.

>>37242939
Leave me out of your bullshit. I have my own personal feelings which i will withhold but dont saviorfag me. Fuck off with this drama bait and get lost.

>>37242214
>spoiler
might have something to do with them involving people you already know well, so maybe try not greeting people you don't know with that is a good idea

>>37243370
Is this about not calling new posters choco people or about arguing with civility nanora? The spoiler at the top makes me think you're referring to my spoiler but I don't remember calling anyone else a choco friend except for Cunt and OG.
>>37243096
please dont give them (you)'s if they aren't posting a fat ass, regardless of those personal feelings nanora. They get really antsy and sporadic if you leave them alone for a few weeks and I wanna see how far I can push em, this is MY schizo, they're MINE to bait post!

>>37244530
the former but it isn't specifically about calling them choco. it's probably a good idea to limit your power level towards people who might be new poster and only goes all out to people you already know can take bants

No but for real, knock this shit off, lunaito. You pulled it with rratbro, and thank fuck he stayed in the end(even if he is missing for the last couple of weeks) . Is it so fucking hard to just say "yo wassup, you new around these parts?" when you think we get someone new?

>>37245006
Not to mention, the actual sapling rep got called a false flagger for no reason. They were working with OG and all.

>>37245200
Nah, that was the rep Sapling calling the S2pling a falseflagger because it was a while since he was here. Honest mistake and one that got resolved quickly.

>>37245451
Sammie isnt the rep, it was the other one. I am refering to recently that they have been seen as that when they simply werent and it was a mistake.

>>37245006
>Is it so fucking hard to just say "yo wassup, you new around these parts?"
I mean I never greet or introduce myself online because I think saying hi on the internet is weird but I understand the sentiment nanora. I have a bias towards royalty and pink women posters and will refrain from calling new friends slurs or the like until they are properly acclimated.
>>37245451
also I was the first to recognize that sapling nanora, my schizo needs to do their reps. I can give them tips but they should post an ass in reverence nora.

>Leave to do last minute cleaning and because house inspection tomorrow.
>Have to sit in drive-thru for dinner.
>Come back to this shit.
>Pic related.

I think I'm going to bed.

Remember that our thread schizo is emma. Its proven.

>>37246424
...was it at least good fast food?

>>37247015
Its Braums. They're still a local chain to Texas and Oklahoma. So their burgers still taste like meat and not sponge. At least they don't shill Beyond Meat over real meay like Burger King does.

>>37247790
It's good you're going to bed with a decent meal nanora, I don't think anything ever came from those discussions about the lunaito ice cream market or if we ever codified those ice cream flavors we got from you guys but your ice cream burger place reminded me of it nora. Is Braum supposed to be like Brahman? As in the cow?
>>37244831
I kinda wasn't sure whether or not that sapling was new or not but I will restrain the power levels so as to not frighten posters away

>>37245737
Speaking of which how do you define royalty?

>>37248541
Nope. It's named after William Henry "Bill" Braum from Oklahoma City.

>>37248982
>Royalty
Answers to a crown, king/queen, genetic right to rule ordained by divine right! Luknights have an assortment of royalties that each can trace their lineage back to the Hime-Vessel and the Hime-Vessel being able to be born to any family ensures that nobles wont be dickheads to the lower class since the lower class might give birth to a living god vessel.
>>37249029
shame I like brahmans

>>37249576
How long would a lineage’s genetic right to rule last? I assume they would last forever unless ended by lack of heirs but would there be other disqualifying factors like as punishment for some crimes? Also, what offsprings would be eligible for the right? Like do all legitimate offspring get that or is it limited by gender or something else? What about side branches of a lineage?

>>37237170
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST VNUG CHAD I AM UNWORTHY OF SUCKING YOUR MASSIVE COCK! how the fuck are you this talented?

>>37251704
Me btw. I had to read this like 3 times in a row to fully grasp the details.

>>37250465
I envision it to be essentially like this
Hime Vessel- TOP DOG, Supreme Power, All royal power endowed onto others is done with her authority.
Elite Lunaitos- this is more of a concept that hasn't been explored with Artic but I imagine the royal guard to be the second most powerful force in the Candy Kingdom. They'd probably operate outside of Hime's knowledge and would choose new members from the most loyal and fit luknights that they've observed.
Current Hime Vessel Family- These guys are like the Hime Vessel's mortal mother and father as well as any siblings that are born to her. They usually take up training in roles of governance to eventually fill them and might just skip it all together and just end up in a powerful position. Naturally. this family is considered acting royalty and would act in congruence with previous royal descendants in their positions of power. Their royal privilege ends once the Hime Vessel takes her Grand Nap and a new Hime Vessel is born.
Previous Hime Vessel Families- Varying amounts of power, these families are the ones that are most likely to resemble your traditional long line type royalty and pride themselves on being able to maintain certain positions using their royal power. Given that the Hime Vessel isn't a genetic thing, these families would probably marry each other for power, seeking out the newest families to reestablish their authority among the Himedom. A family that can get multiple Himedoms in one lineage would probably be at or near the top of these royal houses and could probably socially outrank a current Hime vessel family.
So tldr
>How long would a lineage’s genetic right to rule last?
Officially, until the Hime Vessel passes away
>but would there be other disqualifying factors like as punishment for some crimes?
Hime can demote anyone at anytime for anything. I mentioned it with Artic that it could be a cool event to have a great tantrum that cemented the fact that all power is granted by Hime and can be justly taken away should the squabbles of the royal houses come into conflict with her desires.
>what offsprings would be eligible for the right?
Maybe a limit on something like down to Grand Children are considered royal since the Hime-Vessel lives to be around 100 and you can get a few down the line that would cause an issue if each were entitled to a position of power. Authority of being royal goes backwards though too, nanora.
>do all legitimate offspring get that or is it limited by gender or something else?
Nope, all relatives are able to receive royal authority. We're not a nation that discriminates via sex in any major ways.
>What about side branches of a lineage?
Essentially they would work under other, higher ranked houses.

>>37251759
I’ll try to be clearer in the future… I’m not very good at it

>>37251825
Oh no no no you were perfectly clear. My brain is just small. Please don't change anything you do it's amazing the way it is.

>>37251906
Thanks for the kind words! Still I want more people to understand what I’m trying to write

>>37252031
Do people complain? I haven't seen anything negative?

>>37251823
>Vessel takes her Grand Nap and a new Hime Vessel is born
Does that mean the new Hime Vessel is only born after the previous one took the Grand Nap similar to how Dalai Lama works?

>>37252383
Precisely, or at least that's what I'm pretty sure Arctic was going for. There should never be two Hime Vessels on the throne at the same time nanora. Even in the case of the Hime Vessel having a twin, you'd probably just get the Hime Vessel and a Luman that looks identical to her but lacks the heterochromia.

>>37252525
>tfw no identical twin Luna-himes to naaa in stereo.

>>37252525
In that case how do Lunaitos define other countries’ royalties since they likely don’t share the same succession system?

>>37253847
I think we'd do it on a case by case basis but we do have a general framework for understanding royal succession. For example The Royal House of Bluebear would still experience a succession if the head died, the firstborn or the child of his choice would then take his place and the deceased luknight's honor guard would ride with them

>>37237170
i wonder what would happen if a jukebox gets ahold of one of these musicians

https://rentry.org/ggquz

>>37251823
Elite Naitos were kind of already in the structure as Council Naitos, elected officials that govern from a roundtable to do all the boring governance Himesama doesn't want to, nanora. Hime of course has final say on all matters, nanora. I imagined the Hime Vessel family as kind of like the British royal family is now. They have influence, but not formal power, naaa (and getting elected to the Council is fairly common for vessel families).

>>37255246
Bard-magician magic relies on making precise sounds so I don’t know if their arcane skills would translate well into the jukeboxes as they don’t seem to include the, um, original body parts for that. Even if they do the potential users would still need to have the magic essential oil in order for the songs to manifest as magic

bump

>>37255728
>I don’t know if their arcane skills would translate well into the jukeboxes as they don’t seem to include the, um, original body parts for that.
What do your bards play? The skin flute?

>>37255728
jukeboxes are also made in a way to imitate certain range of instruments and since they are precise machines they should be able to hit very precise sounds if fed the information by the musicians fed to the jukebox, the only thing left would be getting some of you magical essential oils

>>37258033
The what?
I think the bard-magicians play all kinds of musical instruments since they can work their magic as long as they can produce precise sounds but I imagine string instruments would have the best potential for magic as they’re better at producing harmonies from what I can tell. Singing is its own category though since it’s seen as making your own body an instrument

>>37258197
How precise is the process from the musician’s information to the sound output? I feel there would be some degree of loss since a performer’s skill in performance relies heavily on bodily movements like hands and mouth while the jukeboxes don’t seem to have those bits but instead use different mechanisms to imitate the instruments, but I don’t know enough about how the jukeboxes work to tell if that’s something that can be compensated well enough. That said it doesn’t mean they’ll simply not work, maybe just not as strong or fast since most magic performance should allow some margin of error

>>37258585
Playing the skin flute is another way of saying masturbation.

>>37258680
I don’t think that thing can make music…

For the last three months a little town in /haha/ had been constantly attacked by a Schizo warband. Usually it was just a couple few madmen. Easily shaken off with a swivel gun.
But they have reinforcements now. From shamans to trolls, the warband grew threefold. Men and women were killed, children dragged off into the night, and the crops burnt to ashes. The faithful were losing faith in their oshis as the Schizo psychic rrat fog grew thicker, filling their heads with maddening thoughts.
Tonight, they will come again. But tonight, the townsmen are prepared.
The warband arrived at the village without any opposition for once. The gates were opened wide, an invitation of sorts. The Nijifag plebs must have accepted their fate thought the warband chief.
Then they realized the dimly lit streets were empty. Not a single wagon and townsfolk. The townsmen must have left for good. This is their town now! One by one they enter the plaza, cheering, shouting, smashing windows, and looting the stores. A victory to celebrate! A troll chugs down a barrel of liquor while the shamans turned the temple into a shooting range for their wicked spells.
In the midst of it all, a hungry barbarian wandered off into an alley, looking for a poor animal to eat. A cat will do just fine. He died a quick death as a hot blade cleaves down through his skull like butter. A shaman was enjoying herself with a pint of cocktail until an arm came from behind her, snapping her neck in a swift twist. A stumpy schizo was cleaning his blunderbuss by the plaza before he was knocked flying. Shot mid-air by his own gun.
The Schizos heard the commotion and came running to the scene.
They found the corpses of their comrades in various ends. Beheadings, shot, strangled, burnt.
It didn't took long enough for a figure to appear out of the shadows. A lone man. Dressed in an old scout's uniform, covered in scratches and stains. His right arm appears to be missing a hand, an iron and leather gauntlet is attached to the stump on his wrist. A veteran of many battles at first glance.
"Who are you?!" cried a Schizo. He knows this man is a worthy challenger. A peasant would've run away by now.
"A passing-by bounty hunter. Yer worst nightmare."
The schizos paused before laughing in unison.
"You?! A mere mortalfag?!! You can't be serious!"
"Oh yeah, buddy? I've killed enough of yer friends to prove it. Consider it my resume."
"Alright alright... sheesh mercenaries these days and their gimmicks... Just entertain this fucker and move on, boys!"
In an instant the schizos came charging at the man, their polearms and bayonets at the ready. The bounty hunter jumps ten feet in the air and landed behind the charging wall. Quickly, he pulls out a glowing sword from the sheathe on his back, and attaches it to the gauntlet on his stump hand.
Before the schizo vanguard was able to turn around, a glowing hot blade cleaved through them in a single slash. Spraying hot crimson and brown blood into the air.
A prowling schizo came leaping at the man from behind. There is no way he will turn around in time.
"This is the end!" he cries out in anger.
The man was prepared. He reflexively grabbed his blunderbuss with his only hand and pointed it back on his shoulders.
Blam! The schizo was sent flying back. Falling onto the ground in a heavy thud. Still alive albeit dizzy.
The man turns around and pointed his blunderbuss at the dazed schizo. The thing was double barreled!
"And this... is my boomstick!"
Blam! Another madman down for the count.
He snaps the blunderbuss open on sword hilt on his wrist gauntlet. Two smoking metal catridges came flying out. He took a couple fresh catridges from the gauntlet and loads them down the barrels.
"Groovy..." he grins.
He twirls the blunderbuss back into position and immediately aims at a troll that was about to hit him. Two shots to the face. And a slash through its neck with his sword. Multicolored blood came spraying. The troll falls with a heavy crash. Crushing a midget schizo beneath it.
The bounty hunter knocks a schizo with the butt of his gun before beheading him. This is going to be a fun night.

>>37259181
Kino! What's this guy's name?

>>37258774
https://youtube.com/shorts/OcL918oJXYA

>>37259437

Chapter 4 of the MonHun story! The jungle beckons.
https://rentry.org/monhun0#chapter-4-jungle-south-west-of-lake-deabeato
sorry it's late, my attentions have been split

>>37260352
Good job! Can’t wait to see how the fight will unfold!

>>37262071
Me too!
Fun hippo fact, they're the animal who kills the most humans every year without relying on disease, poison or parasitism, second only to crocodiles!

>>37262206
Hippos like pumpkins.
https://youtube.com/shorts/MpBmIDQs_0U

>>37262206
>hippo
Just don’t get hit by 3 tons of hardened flesh running at you at 20 mph, easy /s

>>37262465
>>37262433
easy peasy pumpkin squeezy

>>37262433
Watermelons, too!
https://youtu.be/9wyhhxOZazI
Great representation of what someone's head being in there looks like.

>>37258585
for one, the jukebox even has several mouths, so any singing and any blow instruments are nooissue, it also got strings grafted into it of several kinds that can be played to mimic violins, guitars and such

bump

>>37259181

>>37260352
....how does one fight the hungry hungry hippo nanora? I genuinely don't know if there's ever been a recorded instance of someone killing a hippo without the use of a trap or firearm...

>>37266422
Ah, a great question! The main thing about fighting the Necropotamus is that you don't want to be in front of it, if it gets its jaw around something, the something is probably dead. Plus, the skin on its head, neck and front section is particularly tough and thick, as that is the part that gets scarred when they duel one another. The quickest way to kill it is to eviscerate its belly if you can manage that, that's when its skin is softest, and the only part where there aren't iron-hard black bones in the way. Otherwise, stabbing it dozens of times in the back half of its body and back legs, and having it bleed out while it fights you can work too, professional Deadbeat hunters will splash them with and anti-coagulant and blood thinning poison to assist this strategy.
It's also only fast in a straight line, zig-zagging is an effective way to prevent a successful charge.
Oh, and one Deadsloth vs one Necropotamus is a matchup in the sloth's favor, it can wrestle the hippo onto its back and open its belly with its claws.

>>37255623
Ah, nanohodo. I had kind of thought of elite lunaitos as being the personal guard that is on protective duty 24/7 and the Council Naitos as a general governing body.
I'm pretty sure we're on the same page with their general position nanora, I've been reading more Stormlight Archives and I'm reminded of how much royal political battle appeals to me.
>>37266642
Hmm, nanohodox2. Hippos are terrifying creatures, these luknights have their work cut out for them. Also drunk hime stream.

Chapter 1: the bump that started everything

>>37268440
Prequel series?

OG, instead of sex, what if you tried to do what you did with the saplings but with other nations? Discovering potential magic iterations from other countries that they don't know about?

bump

vump

>>37268816
After I finish the interior risu lore I might do one with vnug boi

>>37274076
Also if we did have non chuubanite based magic, it'd probably be in the form of a dark souls esque magic item or sword, like the Rings of Pledge merch that Luna released.

jump

>>37268504
Chapter 2: the bump academy

>>37196549
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-meatreturn#retaliation
the final chapter of my Opus Magnum is here
I hope you all enjoy it and GIVE FEEDBACK!
you are all the best Ive ever known and had!

>>37277056
Founder... I fucking kneel!

>>37277056
Holy shit that was a ride. Made me think of Operation Yashima from NGE, the way everyone rushed to get the giant cannon ready to fire, staking everything on the one shot. Really good tension, the countdown of the increasing speed and impact time also reminded of some good anime shit, possibly another NGE angel. Fitting for Custodians kek. And obviously it's heartwarming to see fucking everyone all working together. Good shit Founder. Great writing as always.
However... You have summoned some tremendous meme magic in this... A goddess dies in this story, are you ready to bear this burden?

>>37278679
youre welcome!
>>37278790
I know. which is why i've done my best to not leak nor spoil anything!
also the idea came to me in a dream

>>37277056
Founderkun, I dont wanna bother you but that portrayal of Onobots is kinda bizarre. Since Onobot lore never had anything about an artillery

>>37280006
the onobots are the engineers. their tech and void knowledge is used in the weapon's creation. also they're our friends in meat! so i wanna give them a role in this. my thanks for that jukebox lore the other day

>>37280199
I get that but the line
>artillery piece similar in use by the Pomeranians or Onobots
imply that Onobots have mega artillery.

>>37277056
Pure kino, pure fucking kino nanora.
I can only hope that I can make something that could represent my own nation in collaboration with others in such a glorious way. Naaa, I must /become/ better, this place is too glorious to descend into petty squabbling and schizophrenia.
I fucking kneel!

>>37280296
oh! I get what you mean. sorry about that.
so which faction should i use instead? I only know Pomerania as the milautist representative
i'll cleanup some other parts to show that the onobots are just the engineers, not the weapon users
>>37280429
i know you will lunaito! i enjoyed your monhun autism

>>37280489
The Empire and the Hoshis. Our artillery isn't near the quality of their naval guns. Our strength is our overall skill, not the advancedness of weapons.

>>37280489
hoomans...

>>37280962
I mean, to be fair, I still haven't gotten to write about artillery, mostly because I got too caught up in reading and other stuffs, nor have I used them in stories or anything like that.

>>37280935
Hoomen are better than both of them.

>>37281100
Based on what? 774 imo beats both of them but 774 is so isolationist that I doubt they would even.

>>37281100
In theory I guess. I don't really feel like getting into a dick measuring contest. Haven't written much about it anyways.

>>37280935
Thanks, pomerlanebro!

>>37281145
>774
Based on what?

>>37281302
Based on me ending all dick measuring, tech timeloops and powergaming by giving an isolationist nation the best artillery. And I have perms to do this via their rep.

>>37281455
holy fucking based.

>>37280489
Just delete all mentions of /vrt/ and exchange them with hoschis and hoomans as you see fit

>>37281780
>>37280935
done! thanks for the feedbacks!
no offense to retrobro and panon if i got you involved.

>>37281952
Eh, Do what ya like. I am fine if we have some wunderwaffe or whatever kek,

>>37281952
/vrt/ does not have an active writer atm so don't involve it in your stories

>>37282326
3/10 bait

>>37282389
It's retro, he'll confirm with his trip later.

>everyone techlooping
>meanwhile we doin just fine as magical unga bungas
We were losing yesterday but are winning now.

>>37277056
Which chuuba did you just killed to get rid of the janny??

>>37284304
it's just veibae, dw about it.

>>37284304
>>37284344
it's not even a personal thing. i just based it off the dream i had
i dont remember all the details but there was a part where a bunch of chuubas were arguing something
a random voice off screen mentioned get rid of vei and they all clapped

Progress on the Tsukinode Calendar.

>fetish generals return
>so do all the vsj+ shitposters
I accept it nanora

>>37284625
kek that's hilarious.
Also, I'm in touch with mousefren, the currently inactive /vsj+/ rep, and his reaction to the wentli's sacrifice is, I quote "Tell him[Founder] i think he is hyperbasedw".

>>37282326
this was indeed me, i had given up writing for a while now becuase it just felt worthless to me all things considered and honestly i never quite managed to get back to normal after the last two instances so with this i quit the project but thsi time on good note rather than drama like the last times.

>>37284859
I saw something on tg that kinda reminded me of an idea I had for Projekt Melody minus all of the evil parts nora, cthulhu tech was on some shit

>>37196549
some last rentries i would like to have archives under /vrt/ lore

https://rentry.org/Retro-Guide

https://rentry.org/ggquz

https://rentry.org/Conker

>>37285292
>>37285477
I mean you don't need to necessarily "quit" unless you're really determined on it. You can just be inactive for the most part or lurk around and check in on occasion, no need to bar yourself from ever coming back.

>>37281952
also founder now that i honestly do not need to worry about causing a timeloop anymore i can be honest with you.

i hate that story of yours because the first chapter for me jsut killed any and all chances for me to salvage my personal airship lore. i now how selfish this sounds but to me it was the biggest passion project of all the things i had attempted to write and when the whole airship timeloop with alice came around and it basicly ruined what i had set out to do i jus tfelt absolutly defeated but even then i still hoped to somehow salvage it and make it work but when you went and made them a canon product for /2434/, for me that jsut killed the last chance i saw for it. it made me absolutly hate you and also agent41 for celebrating that part of the story. to me it jsut felt like the final nail in the coffin and i honestly could not quite get over it, that is why i did not want my nation to be featured in your story now anymore, even less os when you mentioned the jukeboxes as you reasoning for it when i written lore and story about my nation itneracting with /meat/ before and the jukebox barely can be considered my lore since 3beat and agent41 helped in making it. again i know this is selfish on my side and got nothing to do with anyone involved but it is simply how i feel and mentioning it now is my final piece of spite towards it.

>>37283362
He's right. Unga Bunga is the way to go, technology is evil nanora.

>>37286176
Alright, so since you're quitting and we ain't causing a timeloop, let me also be honest on this whole armored airship deal.

For being a passion project, you sure didn't do anything with it. The airship timeloop happened weeks ago, hell, the timeloop where it was first brought into question was when /nasa/ was still around. That was months ago. And in all that time, the only time it was brought up was when timeloops were happening. Not a single time, before or after, did you say "alright tech/chuubanite autists, I got this airship, how can we make it canon?" and instead just kept trying to work on it in the background while other stuff was going on. You had weeks after the timeloop where you could have brought it up to the thread, and you didn't. Some passion project that is.
Anyways, godspeed you glorious bastard.

>>37285821
No there is no point to it anymore. the one thing i had going on in the background died for me in my mind and while i could swallow it at least to a degree and keep to myself. now the other big thing that i was really happy to be a part of an dlooking forward to died for me too and just drove home that there simply is no space for me.

>>37286922
yes because i wanted to do this right and do it myself. i also wanted it to be a big BANG kind of moment to be exciting and stuff. also fuck you, when the timeloop happened i did mention my opinion and that i felt like it fucked me over. also i did talk with PG way back about some ways how to use chuubanite for it. but as always it is too ahrd to remember shit that i say.

>>37287821
was that the talk that ended up going to arrows with chuubanite that changed the atmosphere immediately around it to make the arrows faster, and then the explosion when it hit? or was it a different discussion?

>>37286922
also fuck you for saying i haven't done anythign towards it. this was a big project over many different parts.

i had already written the first chapter for a story with 3beat that would have given lots of metals with high retrofactor to be used for the airship and was atm jsut waitng for the monhun story because i needed soem cool creature for my group to fight in moriji

i also had setup the original deal with Panon about getting pomerlanes stuff as some of the biggest artifacts filled with retro factor as the core piece for the important bits for the airship and waited for panon till i would get the stuff but he retconned that recently

i also wanted to find useful artifacts for it on the shared island with nasfaqg but so far we weren't allowed to have that island yet so there was nothing i could setup officially yet.

i also wanted craftsman to train in /mhm/ to learn and improve themselves to have the best possible craftsman to work on the airship but i thought organic didn't want anythign to do with me anymore after the alst incidents and after that was kind of put aside he seemed busy so i could not approach him.

just as much as i wanted to have a story in /who/ to gather new and improved ways of learnign about steel and such.

there were plenty of things that i wanted to lead to the zeppelin to make it truly a special thing and i partly had shown as much or tried to set thigns for it in motion, don't make it out like its jsut some shit i wanted to do and never did anything for.

>>37288350
there was the initial talk about using retro chuubanite to improve the plating so it could be lighter by needed less metal and such

the arrow talk which was trying to come up with way to influence thigns with air by using a different example.

when i asked him further questions about glyphs when we did the soulbind because i wanted to udnerstand that better to see how i can use glyphs for the airship

and the frameskip was also part of it since i wanted to know if i can have things manipulate perception of big objects since if its useful for ships then it could also be useful for the airship

>>37286922
>>37287821
I honestly didn't notice there were airships in that story nanora, still I feel like when you can acknowledge that your point is coming from an internal emotional logic that nobody else could have known or been responsible for and that ultimately the party that you're angry at is unlikely to have honestly known that you were or would be angry about something, you're more setting yourself up to feel sad about something later than to actually satisfyingly resolve any internal conflicts in the present when you're voicing your issues in a way that's pretty much guaranteed to draw up other's opinions and point of views. I feel like its become a kind of meme for me to yell about communicating about ideas and issues more openly to stop any kind of loop but I feel as though it's becoming exponentially more relevant.
Still if you feel like you've done all you can and there's nothing more for you to write for in terms of /retro/ it's fine for you to step off and go your own way, stay chill Retro.

Anyways, Iofii's jiggly ass for OG to snack upon during such strife

>>37288572
>i had already written the first chapter for a story
So fucking post it. There is no reason whatsoever that you couldn't be writing two stories at the same time. At least get something out there so people know, without a shred of a doubt, you are still working on it. Ffs man.
>also wanted to find useful artifacts for it on the shared island with nasfaqg
Alright, one door closes, another one opens, because like most things, that will just get forgotten till a new timeloop happens around it. But it's not like an island in the middle of nowhere is your only way of getting artifacts. YOU HAVE THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD FOR FUCKS SAKE!
>also wanted craftsman to train in /mhm/ to learn and improve themselves to have the best possible craftsman to work on the airship
So make a lore entry about it? Oh
>thought organic didn't want anythign to do with me anymore
You got into your own head again instead of just asking the guy, didn't you?
>just as much as i wanted to have a story in /who/
And did you ever discuss this with the hoomans to at least start it? Even just a 5 sentence entry into your lore would do it.
You wanna make it a suprise, don't get fucking pissed when people write their own lore in a way that would fuck you over because THEY. HAVE. NO. IDEA. YOU. ARE. STILL. WORKING. ON. IT.

All in all, it's a fucking retarded reason to quit, specially if you have this much work in the pipeline for it. Do what you oh so readily do to me: tell people to go fuck themselves and write your fucking blimp or whatever BUT MAKE SURE THAT PEOPLE KNOW YOU ARE STILL WORKING ON IT.

Not causing a timeloop btw.

>>37288993
i know that it is a me thing and i was willing to swallow it up and let it die for me since i had currently something else that made me happy and i was really looking forwar dot but that now too has died for me

and honestly ther eis more that i wanted to write but its all jsut worthless and has no point. one of the msot fun part of this is writing with others and having things connect with the things of others.

even this battleship would have been this cool thign not because its a battle airship but becuase it would have been this awesome thing that not only showcases the retro reich working together but also all the things and stories with allies and friends that would have led to it. to have the reaction fo people be like "ohh this is from that thign with me, this is so cool that it led to this.

but why? most of wha ti write gets barely aknowledged as even existing

people i want to write with either stop writing with me, tell me to wait sicne they are busy and then they got no issues working together with others on other things.

what few deals i manage to get with othe rnations together all end up forgotten or cosntantly get retconned into never having existed.

and the few times people aknowledge stuff liek my navy or calendar it just leads issues with other people.

people tellign me stuf fis fine and then later blow up all their hate for me into my face for all kinds of past things. people telling me they are stressed out about workign with me and rather cut me out and work on thigns without me.

so why write? when the thing i love most about this project is basicly none existant and my existance is objectively making things worse for others, then what good is writing anymore?

>>37290199
you fucking monkey, the first chapter of the /morig/ story is in the fuckign archives

>>37286176
really? thats it?
then why didnt you said anything earlier? i had my doors opened for feedback! if you want that part removed just say so. im not some petty troll who cant accept a critique.
plus i just wanted to make something nice to commemorate your stories.

IM HOME FUC....oh shit.

>>37291064
Dear diary, today Retro had a menhera episode. Again.
>>37290918
Desu sounds to me like he intentionally kept quiet so he can paint himself as the victim.

>>37290918
have you remove the mention of alices airships for my own petty reasons? even i know jsut how much of a shitmove that would have been and created unnecessary hate for someone that already gets way too much of it and don't deserve it.

>>37288572
>i also had setup the original deal with Panon about getting pomerlanes stuff as some of the biggest artifacts filled with retro factor as the core piece for the important bits for the airship and waited for panon till i would get the stuff but he retconned that recently
So I am just going to address this. You never told me this was the reason, and when I have made it clear that the whole deal was going to be reworked because it just didn't make sense considering how my story changed.

Either way, take it easy.

>>37291609
let him confess his heart out. he needed it. i wont hate him for everything he'll say.
>>37291307
fuck off
with that im hitting the hay. see ya!

>>37291825
Sleep well and dont feel too bad about it! Youve done a good job!

>>37291825
Oh I have no issue, I just wish he had brought that to me as I would have gladly worked it with him. Rest easy.

>>37291825
gnomekun...

>>37290398
>then what good is writing anymore?
Retro, it looks to me like you've gotten way too attached to these plans as a personal thing and have started to view impassive actions through an amplified lense nanora. I assume that everyone writes at least partially to see their own works lain out in a solid form, it's also kind hard to understand what you're saying now but could you try to boil it down into a more concise sentence since I can understand where your emotions might stem from but the wording is vauge in a way that makes it hard for me to see cause and effect in terms of emotional logic nanora.
>>37291064
Another ass, OG I'll keep you fed on a decent diet during these troubling times nora.

Rendez-vous d’un meilleur côté, Retro! J’espère que vous vous retrouverez en paix assez tôt et si vous trouvez la passion, revenez!

>>37292725
Hoshiboi?

>>37292820
Yes?

>>37292891
I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. Hows it going?

>>37291609
>>37291911
it was partly to be a surprise and i did mention in the past that its one of the main motivators for why the retro reich wants these kind of things.

and when you retconned it you made it clear that you don't want any kind of deal even remotely like the old one anymore

>>37292327
for me the most fun of this project is to create and write things with others together and not jsut on my own but given all kinds of actions and reactions to me seem to strongly indicate that basicly no one wants me to work with them anymore due to my mistakes.

>>37292943
It is ok! I am busy often but I do my reps when I can here.

>>37292944
Retro, you should know me well enough to know that I would have changed my terms to fit what you wanted. I am sorry it turned this way

>>37293035
i was super down since 2 things at once were retconned away and i honestly could not think straight.

>>37293319
Thats fine, and I get it. Been there myself unfortunately. Take care my good man.

>>37292944
I mean I can't exactly tell or gauge these by the situation since no names are named but maybe the different concepts that were used to collaboratively write just weren't ones that interested other writers to that degree where they'd be obligated to do that. I think there's a level of flexibility that you've gotta be down with in terms of collabs, maybe entire reworks or creating new conceptual plans or ideas or even exploring entirely different nations with other people, there's still tons of retro indies that I haven't really seen talked about in terms of /retro/ and maybe the different concepts that come from them would be more palatable, there's way too many options unexplored to just throw in the towel now because the ideas right now aren't catching eyes.
>>37293035
with that whole moonafictional falseflag business I wouldn't trustyou farther than I can throw you and since this is a message board on the internet and I'm a small guy, I cant throw you very far nanora. Had to get a quick jab in, trust no one and all that jazz

>>37293786
funny how moonafic has been MIA since that whole fiasco, huh?

>>37294264
Naaaaa I'm not half as pissed about it as I was initially but I'm 100% gonna bother the fuck out of PP, partially for the keks. That was embarrassingly bad and he shouldn't live it down nanora

>>37293786
You shouldnt trust me, I am Pomu. I also do not trust you. Its classified information but i think you are a fed.

>>37210254
Goddamn you people put a lot more effort into this than I expected. I'm just a tourist I don't really watch v-tubers so I saw this thread recommended and was pleasantly surprised.

>>37294264

>>37294935
Welcome and thank you! Would you mind telling me where did you see the recommendation?

>>37294935
You don't know the half of it
https://rentry.org/chuubanite

>>37294935
Haha, would be nice if it stayed pleasant. Anyways, I'd say go check out some vtubers that might catch your interest. Don't gauge them the board's opinion.

>>37295123 (me)
>them by* the board's opinion
Typos!

>>37294264
For an agent of "chaos" you sure are pathetic at trying to grasp at straws so weak that only a fool could believe them. Stop trying to cause drama in this thread and write lore.

>>37294781

>>37295186
And for someone that's not a newfag around here, you sure do give (you)'s to weak bait easily. Stop responding to drama and write lore.

>>37245200
>>37245451
>>37245629
>>37245737
I am still here, just was busy. Please stop trying to invest drama into past events.

>>37295186
>>37295342
Boys boys, there's a compromise here, I just know it. Why don't we all settle down and have sex with hags?

>>37295456
Amen to that brother.

>>37295342
Also, to give you your answer about whatever you wanted in /uuu/. Just stay away since you just like to cause problems.

>>37295522
Did I want anything in /uuu/? Last I remember is asking how would border Saplings act with border brrats.

>>37294972
>Would you mind telling me where did you see the recommendation?
Just on the front page when I went to 4chan, you know the popular thread thing.
>>37295014
>You don't know the half of it
Gahdamn, I do lots of worldbuilding and follow lots of people who do spec evo stuff so seeing this level of detail is surprising to see outside of those spheres.
>>37295123
>I'd say go check out some vtubers that might catch your interest.
The only one I've ever occasionally watched was Pippa Pipkin from a friend of mine sharing her stuff, desu vtubers don't seem to be my cup of tea but this was impressive, keep it up lads.

>>37295434
Yo, hey, gotta ask, what are your current ideas for monsters? Do you plan on having anything like folklore beasts?

>>37295590
probably peacefully, so long as its peaceful on your end. But being clear, I would rather work with your rep and other reasonable people instead of you.

>>37295606
Ah, I had no clue we were there. I barely even see the front page nowadays but thanks for stopping by! Also apologies for the menehara's, lore autism is still autism.

>>37295606
Aye no problem, feel free to check on the thread anytime or help people out with their ideas if you ever feel the need for it. The archive is pretty big after all

>>37295611
Good question, haven't quite got myself caught up with things but I am thinking trolls would be a good monster. Also, can you fill me on the climate stuff?

>>37295659
Yea figured, since there really isn't any hostility towards fauna in /rrat/. Also, you do you, though I haven't seen rep in a while. Miss the guy.

>>37295727
Like troll trolls or schizo trolls?

>>37295606
Story archive in the OP! also includes tectonics and geologic provinces!

>>37295790
Heheh, /tg/ can suck it we worldbuild circles around them

>>37295785
I am thinking the traditional ones you hear about in folklore. But since our border is schizo trollls, you would expect them to spill in. Goblins would be interesting too.

>>37295727
Right, basically. the polar distortion was kinda fucked in previous entries of the globe, so a fixed version was made, according to the new latitudes, /uuu/ is now further up north than before, and as a result the northern half is quite a bit colder than before, it would lose the oceanic climate.
Check this post >>37202068 out to see how much of /uuu/ would be moved further north.

Also if OGsuner is here, what is the progress on your story?

>>37295836
Naaa, the korea rep has been thinking about introducing elves recently, it's good to have some little critters running about to liven things up. Also gives the squirrels something to lust after.

>>37295914
Well, biomes wouldn't be impacted too much. If anything, it might be somewhat interesting to have some variety in climate, could have some interesting bears and other wildlife.

>>37295976
Elves are interesting, I would prefer to wait for our other writer wherever they are, but some thoughts will be given to devious creatures soon i think.

>>37295999
Northern /uuu/ would likely be close to lapland
you could have reindeer

>>37296069
Oh that sounds really interesting to me actually. Could have some nice folklore with them and other things.

>>37295976
Hi! I write for /vnug/ actually, the rep with the trip (Mechaffyna)’s focused on ex-nijiKR stuff
>Also gives the squirrels something to lust after
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing…

>>37274076
Welcome! I’m sure it’ll be an interesting experience! I like to imagine we’re pretty friendly to visitors as long as they follow the local customs, and the Quavers probably won’t mind sharing their knowledge with eager learners. I don’t know if dreamwort would grow well in /risu/ outside captivity though since it’s adapted to subpolar climate and probably won’t grow as fast as tropical plants

Cunt, could you please stop causing issues with other writers and our neighbors. It is fun to troll sometimes but i would rather not our thread be associated with drama when we just want to mating press Bae kek. I am busy with school and have been rangebanned for a week

>>37296308
I presume you are the /rrat/ rep? Nice to meet you, I write for /uuu/.

>>37296308
Naaaa, the sapling feud with Cunt goes back farther than you may think rrat man. Even before the feud with the tree rats nanora.
Your point still stands though. Diplomacy before shitposts.

>>37296405
Yes! Nice to meet you too. Let's write something sometime, maybe on thanksgiving.

>>37296442
I get that bro, but I would rather not him piss off most of the writers here and ruin lore for both of us.

I cannot stop winning.

>>37295522
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! SAPLING! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER IM SO HAPPY YOUR HERE!

>>37296598
You too?

>>37296598
ok so tomorrow btw is my day off. And I'm gonna spend literally all fucking day with you lot. So be prepared if anyone wants to do shits.

>>37296821
Hey Og, how is your story.

>>37296923
Are you referring to the main timeline? Or the sapling story? Which one you talking about?

>>37297027
I am the sapling, so our story. But both are fine.

>>37296917
Was that your falseflagger or you that posted "I cannot stop winning."?????????????????

>>37297133
Falseflagger. I always use my trip here.
>>37297056
I have not made any progress on it. I did not want to assume your motives and get too powertrippy with it. It felt wrong.

>>37297215
Hmm, let's talk tomorrow about it then. Rather not screw over my fellow writer as I am not writing our end but we can see.

I remember there was Sammie sapling that was more open to knowledge and there was one who wanted to be more reserved. Which one are you?

>>37297310
Alright then

>>37297342
I am the other one that "supposedly" was chased away. We aren't reserved to knowledge, I just wanted to see what was truly useful for both of us.

>>37296308
>issues with other writers
I'll shitpost with people at my discretion, thank you very much.
>and our neighbors.
Have I? If you mean Hoshi, he clearly stated he doesn't want to do anything with my autism in the past, and if it's with the Saplings, it was a pretty civil discussion, don't you think? He said he doesn't want to work with me, and I said ok.
Also, pretty sure nobody here would associate my behavior with /rrat/, specially when you are here to represent it as well.

>>37297422
>I'll shitpost with people at my discretion, thank you very much.
Don't be a toxic fool. This is a collaborative project, and you should know better than to do this. Please mate, all I am asking is for you not to piss this thread off at you as it very well could and will transfer to our thread and to me. Not to mention, this fucks over this thread with useless drama that it doesn't need. Frankly, I avoid this place sometimes because of the drama.

Fuck man, is it that hard to not troll this thread and shit on people here? Go to the catalog or something if you need to. I wanted to write for rrat because I love the thread. Please stop with the dramabaiting, and take it seriously. I joined you because you are a good writer not because you are funny troll man.

>>37297722
holy based

>>37297384
Ah. Then about the climate I'd think it's probably still better to wait for at least one of them to show up. But glad you think the new climate can still work out. Again ignore the arguments in the thread if you want, hiding and collapsing posts is a thing you can do.

>>37298108
I do. Trust me, I just would rather say something about how we should stop with the drama now while it is in mind.

It’s kinda random but how mythical can I make a prominent political/military figure from a century ago?

>>37298213
Depends, Pomerlane sort of is semi-mythical in his own right and he is still alive as of current year. What are you thinking?

>>37285292
God speed retro. Sorry things still turned out this way but it's been fun. As always if you want to comeback or just check out the thread feel free to do so.

>>37298297
I’m kinda thinking of writing a local folklore that’s about someone who led /vnug/ during the fall of old Mujigae but I don’t know if that would come out weird even with /vnug/’s histories mostly being kept by bards

I'm just really fucking happy sapling is back.

>>37298435
Should be very possible. No I get it completely, as history can be told as such. The Norse Sagas are a great example of this. Hopefully Mecharep comes back to help as that would be a good thing for both of you to work on for maybe thanksgiving or something.

>>37298213
Naaa, there's literal magic so depending on what you mean by mythical, essentially no limit.