/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I THINK PIPPA SUCKS

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

My Mom Is Gonna Kick Her Dad's Ass! me btw
https://youtu.be/9_NRB_h3_ME

Watch my mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_NRB_h3_ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_NRB_h3_ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_NRB_h3_ME

PIPPA LOVE~
Lolime LOVE~

thinkin about lia
thinkin about liking lia
thinkin about licking lia
thinkin about lia calling me a fart sniffer and a brap eater

praise be to the Lia

/pcg/ has power levels now.
Can we have some matches?

>>37145254
Them vs Who?

>>37145291
100 Sakanas

According to Airi, Iori is the strongest phase member followed by Lumi.

>>37145331
>the two fag annihilators plus a rabbit and a cat vs 100 twinks
cmon now

>*sigh* Fine...
*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRR*
>I guess
*BARK BARK BARK*
>you guys
*COCKADOODLEDOO*
>really are
*PRROOOOOOHHHH*
>my little
*BEEP BEEP* "YOU WAN JEEP RIDE WHITE BOI?"
>pogchamps
*screams of drug addicts getting murdered*

Lumi status?
Lia status?
Airi status?
Femanon status?

Praise Lia

Need Pippa feet

Lumi please stream ringfit I know you're reading this.

I love the deer.

>>37145608
I like to think Lia is the ones making these

Someone in chat please ask Erina if she ever buys Taho in the morning. She'll know what it means.

>>37145629

I always get shit on for liking cities so it's nice that Lumi likes them too.

LUMI STOLE MY BIKE

>>37145634
This
I wouldn't have had a problem if you never brought it up in the first place, but don't blue ball us like that what the fuck

Lumi please don't stream ringfit, I don't want coomers defiling your honor and purity.

>>37145491
Ok it's a Royal Rumble then

does this mean the gorilla will be tomorrow?
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1592370045191356418

>>37145757
Yes tomorrow probably 1am EST. So technically day after

>>37145602
>Lumi status?
Clingy and needy

ピッパ抱きします

>THE ENTIRETY OF PHASE CONNECT WILL GRADUATE THE MOMENT SAKANA BRINGS UP NFTS
-Chisaka Airi

Lia saved me from the streets, and she can save you from your trials as well.

>>37145723
Imagine the smell…

>>37145757
being an east coast lia liker is suffering sometimes. but the last lia genshin stream was a wholesome zatsu so i welcome it

>>37145821
Thank fucking god

https://files.catbox.moe/fggh7g.webm

why is hilter trying to steal my oshi

>Airi joking about nuclear holocaust

It feels kind of unhealthy to watch Airi because of the constant reminder in the back of my head that I will never have an Airi gf

word bubble?

>>37146002
What are you trying to pull? Capips are sleeping

>>37146047
It's called a word cloud not a bubble retard

>>37146043
I like Airi but her type is really not that special.
Literally just look for Korean protestant churches and bring food to their cookouts.

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>37146153
That's a fucking good plan. How does one get a Korean Visa?

I am weak to Airi
At what point do I call it quits and leave

Todays winners
>Lia
>Dr Lolime
>Airi

Todays losers
>Jeremy
>southerners

>>37146269

>>37145821
source?

Lolime is a little cumslut who gets gangbanged daily and vagueposts about it on her alt (check the archives)

>>37146153
There is literally no one else in the word with the same qualities and tastes as Airi
Keep in mind she is also a virgin

Lia Bro, Lumi bro. It doesn't matter how much I watch your girls the gfe doesn't hit. I just don't get it

>>37146384
Rule 2 nigger

>>37146475
Lia isnt in the gfe business

>>37146231
...wat
No just find a Korean church in your area. Unless you're, like, Serbian or Polish or something. Then they aren't gonna have much of an expat community.

>>37146351
okay but really I'm starting to have fantasies about her, how gone am I?

>>37146475
Lia is only gfe if you are severely mentally ill, Lumi just isn't gfe

>>37146384
>>37146495
EGREGORE IKZ

>>37146594
Don't worry anon. That is perfectly normal and healthy. You are in no way too far gone and slowly inching closer to the edge. Do no fear the fall. That is when the true fun begins

What would you get out of a RIngfit stream that makes you want it so much?

>>37146349
bro the fucking airi stream thats happening right fucking now you threadreader

Correction: Lumi is GFE with the correct mindset, which most anons are too intelectually basic to understand.

Rie doko?

Which phase girl will make me want to improve myself as a person to be able to take care of all her needs and wants in life?

>>37146752

>>37146475
We don’t watch Lumi for gfe. We watch her because she’s fun to watch.

I'm not in picrel

>milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk on hime's schedule
>it reminds me Nasa played it
I miss Nasa...

>>37146708
can confirm, except I didn't inch towards the edge I jumped over it willingly

>>37146830
Lumi, only Lumi, trust in Lumi

>>37146830
Whoever your oshi is. Just imagine yourself meeting her in real life and play out the likeliest scenario. Do you get her number? Does she agree to go on a date? Was she totally creeped out or disinterested? Now assess all your flaws and self improve so when the day comes you will be ready to princess carry your oshi into the sunset

[Airi affront] Airi is mocking Shiina for being flat.

>>37146752
>Lumi is GFE with the correct mindset
This cope is fucking radioactive my guy.

>>37146830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5F9qT0Evhg

>>37146593
But there's a serbian orthodox church like 15 minutes from my house

>>37146948
Bro the vast majority of phase girls are literal fucking losers irl. The only ones who aren't are Lumi and to a lesser extent, Lia.

>>37146475
Watch Lumi because you like strategy games or just her content, eventually the gosling comes for you and everything she does is gfe. See >>37141393

Airi was fucking pissed off at her shitty work when Panko did the akasupa discord ping and she wanted to kill her.

>>37147046
>eventually the gosling comes for you and everything she does is gfe
That or everything she does starts to infuriate you and you end up wanting to choke her to death.

>>37146868 (me)
>>37146593
Forgot tag
No Korean trad wife around here.

>>37146868
what the hell is an "Uzbekistan"

>>37147063
The panda will pay one day.

>>37147244
a meme made by stalin

>>37146830
Lumi

>>37147244
xxstan is for sand folk. Why do koreans live there idk

>>37147336
>>37146860
>>37146605
Is she GFE or not for fucks sake /pcg/ make your mind

>>37147044
Its more than just looms and lia. Imo
lumi, lia, uruka, nasa and remi are all in university.
tenma is a functional adult

>>37147044
I don't watch enough of them to tell if this is true but from what I know about Pippa, the most successful Phase talent, it seems to check out.

>>37147443
Too bad. As if I give a shit why other people watch her. I would personally think the majority of us don’t think of her as gfe, but I have no idea what other people say.

>>37147046
That's just parasociality on your part, anon. You'd get GFE feelings from a cumrag if you spent long enough with it.

Hey fellas, its your pal Hades, Lord of the Dead! Now, I don't normally hang around neighborhoods like this, but hey, what can I say? The scent of human desperation around here hangs heavier than a Cerberus's breath after Taco Tuesday. How can I resist?

So heres the deal: You get to meet your oy-shis inreality - shes the full package, flesh bone, blood, all that mortal stuff shaped like her avatar or her 3d form. Whatever.

The price? Nothing too heavy, just that if you agree, and you fail to woo her in 12 days - Poof! It's like you never knew she existed. You enter a timeline where she doesn't exist. You still see her in dreams, out of the corner of your eyes, all that stuff, but it'll never be real. You'll be dimly aware that there's something you've forgotten, but you'll never remember. Ever. You can't watch her streams because she simply doesn't exist.

But hey, this should be no problemo for you Casanovas, right? Getting chicks must be second nature for you! The usual anime protag gets 12 episodes, and you get 12 days. Bada boom, bada bing.

So whaddya say?

>>37147477
Michan has like 25k discord messages and spends all of her off time streaming. She has no life and some would consider that a loser

>>37147443
She's single and spends more time streaming than doing anything else with her free time. That's the closest thing to an answer you're gonna get

>>37147443
She's not, but some people here see any interaction with a woman as GFE.

>>37147443
I want to take care of her because I like her, not because she offers GFE.

>>37147559
I only need 2 days

>>37147559
I don't think I can fix myself enough to become attractive in 12 days Hades but thanks for the offer, I'll just stay miserable

>>37147559
Sure, make Lumi real.
I'll purposely fail to seduce her so she vanishes from existence.

>>37147477
Uruka and remi are uggos who got bullied in school.
Nasa is fragile as a stick, who even knows what she's up to these days.
Tenma is a middle aged single woman with no kids nor does she have a lucrative career. You could make the argument she and Airi are the biggest losers of them all.

>>37147559
i'm a gambling man so i'm in

Punching Lia in the stomach!!!!

>>37147706
never call Airi a loser again, I can become very crazy you know

>>37147559
I don't even know how to begin when it comes to seducing Lumi.

>>37147750
not too hard, just hard enough that she likes it!

>>37147912
I don't think there's such thing as too hard when it comes to her

>>37147443
it's GFE (for me) because if she wasn't a cute girl I wouldn't care about or watch her content. she is a surrogate for a gf since I don't have one (yet)

>>37147559
I hate Hime and I will seduce her just to break her prideful facade.
I'm in and I will double the bet, you can erase me from my family and friends lives aswell. Not going to lose anyway

>>37147795
Airi has 25,000 discord messages in her channel and she's been active for 4 months. That's 6k messages a month or about 200 per DAY. She's a fucking no-life loser anon. Deal with it.

>Aoi said he wouldn't kiss me

>>37147559
If we're stuck on a deserted island or something Lia's mine 100%, but in normal circumstances I don't know if I could do it, she's got yumejoshi brainrot after all

>>37147706
>tenma is middle aged
He fell for it.

>>37148014
Rie keep your pants on.

>>37147188
Doesnt get more gfe than that

cat sex

>>37147443
The only thing /pcg/ can make up its mind about is that anything that may give you a chance at happiness is bad or not worth the effort.
It's the fat acceptance movement except for bad social habits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5td_Q2bEE
do your wander reps
we're gonna make it bros

>>37148010
I mean yeah kinda, her genmates are literally her only friends, which means she's ripe for grooming

>>37148410
We're not making shit.

>>37147443
Lumi is "I get to make fun of her for being a woman experience"

>>37148411
actually now that I think about it. surely that means she's as broken as the rest of us, SURELY I HAVE A CHANCE RIGHT BROS?

>>37146868
VGGGH UZBEKISTAN
>>37147244
my horse's hooves will crush your puny skull underfoot

>>37148327
Not true, they keep telling to find a 13 years old furry to marry. Literally trying to change my life

>>37148477
I can never make fun of a vtuber because at the end of the day I know she gets the last laugh. You are participating in a vtuber chat in the first place, think about where that puts you

>>37148327
To be fair, when I see the thread’s been shat up by those types, I fuck off and wait til it’s better to try again. As if I’m going to argue with those people.

>>37147559
yeah i am in afterall i don't have anything to lose

>>37147984
To be fair, Hime is in the easy category for phase connect VN route difficulty
>Easy
Hime
Airi
Uruka
Iori
Remi
>Medium
Lia
Tenma
Panko
Yuri
Erina
>Hard
Shiina
Pippa
Lumi

>>37148597
yes but at least I'm not a woman

'ipper

>>37148327
That's most of this website. I was like that for a long time as well and ironically only grew out of it after starting to watch vtubers.

>>37148597
It’s easier when you aren’t in total despair, view the stream as entertainment, and make the jokes as a form of banter.

>>37148668
I know, she is literally a push over. That's why I hate her and the front she puts.
I will fuck the femcel out of her and make her happy against her will.

>>37148410

>>37148803
sure but then you don't belong here normalfag.

>>37146002
nice more fake crying

>>37148411
i thought uruka was the groomable

>>37148697
this

>>37148916
>crab mentality

>>37147706
Pippa said she would literally get locked out of class. She’s worse than Uruka and Wemi.

>>37148307
Her new model better have feet

>>37146002

I like Lia

>>37148803
yeah this
I went through a gosling phase, although for a different chuuba, and let me tell you that it was really horrible
chuubas are better viewed as entertainment
at worst you can use them as a substitute for normal-ish female interaction but don't go off thinking they're your wife or girlfriend

>>37149136
stunning and brave

>>37149133
Hey capi, want me to finger your ass?

>>37148668
Pippa is hard? The groomer dies in an acident and she is free space.

>>37148986
Uruka is also very groomable. Have you seen what her fans get her to do?

>>37148668
I don’t want to seduce Hime. I want to abuse her, molest her, rape her, and make her cry.

>>37148327
>It's the fat acceptance movement except for bad social habits.
That's 4chan in a nutshell. People actively discourage anons from making friends with each other outside of here. I used to think it was fine but when you see the GDQ threads on /v/ where the same people show up twice a year to watch an awful speedrun marathon just for a sense of community, yet none of them are friends with each other outside of it, it starts to feel really fucked up and sad
>>37149027
>believing anything Pippa says about her life
Nigger the saying isn't "fool me twice, please fool me more"

>>37149190
close but thats me who likes having my ass fingered

>>37149198
Yeah you're right, she's medium at worst

>>37148916
I come here to shitpost and talk about the girls. I cringe at the normalfags who so obviously are tourists but agree with them most of the time, and then I think about how to larp properly so it’s not immediately apparent that I agree with them.
That’s the beauty of 4chan, it’s a place to experiment with social interaction. I can’t be that much of a normalfag if /vt/ is one of the primary ways I learn social skills

>>37149027
Yeah I'm sure the high school dropout got locked out of class.
Just another lie to add onto her already large pile of lies.

>>37148010
I'm curios and looked:
Airi: 24432
Remi: 6939
Panko: 6115
Shiina: 5633
Rie: 4196
Erina: 2305

>>37149469
Airi is a discord groomer. Can we save phase connect from her?

>>37149387
The offer still stands.

Commission skebs for Lumi

>>37149469
>as many messages as the next 5 combined
is this the pareto principle at work

>>37149589
whats a skeb

Korean women (Airi) are terminally online, are immensely consumerist and they have an innate weakness to gacha and gambling. You would not want a partner like that and I doubt you'd last a month living with one, no matter how big her tits are

>>37149589
Find me Skeb artists that accept payment wire money in the mail or crypto and I'll do it.

>>37149635
Site for commissioning artists.

>>37149682
thank you anonsama

>>37149635
Pay a jap for fanart and the platform keeps most of your money anyway

I think Airi banned my ass

>>37149434
Honestly I learned a lot from debates and taking flame from /here/. It does help

>>37149577
I want to be groomed by Airi. I want to be seduced into exposing myself to her, and her tricking me into an IRL meet up, then “accidentally” getting knocked up by me, and using the baby and threat of child-support to force me to marry her for a green card.

>>37149589
I am going to commission Pippa with a certain wolf.

>>37149640
Also Korean Feminism is pretty rabid.

>>37149640
Those type of girls are just friends with benefits.

>>37149743
What did you say?

>>37149589
I'm waiting for the new model.

I want Lia to torture me to death

>>37149589
she needs to fix her skeb addiction

>>37149337
It hurt to read that. It’s times like this I’m glad I have adhd. I ditch and abandon things when I’m bored all the time. I find ways to conceptually link them all together so that when the cycle comes around, I can pick it back up again. Like, I’ve had multiple times where I just couldn’t get into anime and knew stressing out over it would just make it even harder. So I listen to the songs and look at the lewd fanart to stay connected enough that I’m not totally lost even if it takes months to get motivated again. This is how I’ve managed to actually maintain hobbies—I temporarily lose interest in them but always come back.
I could *never* imagine doing such a thing for a yearly tradition on a 4chan board. It would definitely be something I’d threadwatch out of morbid curiosity once, fuck off from once I got bored, and never think about again except as a vaguely horrific sight that inspires me to never become like that.

>>37149198
If Z*x gets assassinated she's jumping to Henri

>>37149762
please

its bedtime
goodnight /pcg/
Pippa love

>>37150116
But my name’s not Henri?

>>37129264
She needs to study what Nene, Towa, Shiki (prism) and Rosemi do.
Generally speaking indulging in her own feminine experiences regardless of who does or doesn't listen is a good idea.
Just don't cover relationships (she needs to cut Hime off for that series honestly) directly and it'll only increase engagement rather than filtering people.

>>37149947
I literally only appeared in Airi's chat for one second

Panko and Airi offline sex.

>>37150116
We know how she is. Just kill him in front of her and her nopippanties will be soaked.

>>37150116
Henri the day you get a chuuba is the day I will shoot up a crowd and myself

>>37150198
With me.

>>37150144
I can't take you love posters seriously anymore after the recent debacle. She's so fake it's slimy and you guys who willingly wear blinders are just as gross.

>>37150254
Well I guess the glowies won’t be following your progress.

>>37150283
>fake
>gross
Femanon status?

>>37150283
This.

>>37150317
Cope.

emo women my beloved

>>37150317
For once correct.

>>37150379
2 years ago the pervasive question was "Where did Emos suddenly go to?"
As of 5 months ago it is "Where did they suddenly return from?"

>>37150317
They were at the happiest point of their lives yesterday after getting to say "I told you" to pippigs after months of seething and pick me posts.
I wonder what will happen once they realize their life's work has been completed. Poor girls

>>37150379
I don't mind the hair(although emo Lumi would be better without the buns + bun sattelites), but the eye color change really fucks me up

>>37150529
I hope they find a nice schizo to settle down with.

Give praise to Lia, proclaim her name. Make known among the nations what she has done.

>>37150379
glumi needs freckles on the nose and cheeks

>>37150529
Their work is not over. I need a femanon to move in with and bankroll to grift the unknowing.

>>37150379
Wonder what was worrying her, she was about to say it but backed out of it.

>>37150144
G night anon.
Pippa love.

Why is pcg like this?

>>37150644
Needs drunk Gloomi strim to get her to spit it out.
She doesn't seem like someone to confide in people she's actually close to.

I want to be raped by this hag, and have her write a fanfiction based on it.

>>37150718
Pippa bit the hand that feeds her.

>>37145070

>>37147559
I am well versed in the art of courtship. I habe read/watched all of the romcoms and classics, you see.

>>37150802
I wonder if we could convince Shiina to host a KamiNomi watchalong.

>>37150633
Will you take this one for the team?
Godspeed and try to not get stabbed

>>37150644
If you've watched her for a while you can figure it out.

>>37150144
goodnight little rabbit

>>37150718
Antis think their posting is going to change things. They are pretty stupid.

>>37150870
Show bussy.

>>37150917
https://files.catbox.moe/2pxky0.PNG

>>37150879
Pippiggers have demonstrated that they are beyond saving. Now everyone's taking the piss out of them and their oshi because it's fun.

Erina making blessed noises again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0WT-3TiZ4

Blessed by the eternal sky,
Born of the steppe,
Everywhere in blue-skied Great Grass Sea,
Her name resounds in the world,

The courageous Khuzait Lumi,
The sublime lady Lumi.

Even in burning wounds,
A mind strong as steel,
Like temporal swords,
As powerful as a planetary bird,

The courageous Khuzait Lumi,
The sublime lady Lumi.

Blessed by the sky above,
Possessed half the world,
Engrained is his spirit,
In the majestic and mighty world.

The courageous Khuzait Lumi,
The sublime lady Lumi.

>>37150718
My oshi is guilty of thinking I and the people like me are a disgusting waste of space for wanting comfort (by association).

https://twitter.com/amoi_moi_moi/status/1592337801348935680?s=46&t=l5o125QQ6vL0KPa_-8BQ3A
Sorry bros, looks like Aoi x Pippa will never happen :(

>>37150879
I don't anti in the hopes that you pathetic losers will "change", I do it because it's fucking hilarious that you get proven wrong time and time again and that all the supposed rrats about her always end up being true.
Keep being the laughingstock of /vt/. Never change.

Not my proudest fap

We need to get the boys back together and find the location of PC members. We can't protect them if we don't know where they live FFS.

>>37149762
please do it

>>37150644
A little edit

>>37149762
Pubes please?

I reject the seething femanon theory until definitive proof is produced.

>>37150117
>>37151242
>>37151304
Fucking rude. You're supposed to go "OH NO THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE" and act like it would obliterate her credibility to have pl shit tagged in porn of her.

>>37151116
Little bro trying so hard to avoid the mold.

>>37151333
One only needs eyes to see all the feminine behavior in this thread.

>>37151392
Well, he likes fungus. And fungus and mold are natural enemies.

>>37150644
>>37150867
I wish I could

>>37151363
Please dude. Nicely trimmed pubes and good looking pussy is all I ask for.

>>37151044
thanks that was great

>team smooth
Panko
Shiina
Rie

>team hairy
Airi
Erina
Remi

Which one?

Airi is addressing the "how do I get an Airi gf" question right now

>>37151570
You're either 12 or a pedophile if you can't appreciate a hairy muff.

>>37150745
You'll need to manipulate her on doing it. Get her desperate about leaving Korea and having children. Try to give hints that you are moving to another pc girl, panko perhaps since young buff will put even more pressure.

>fugg jannies
KEK

>>37151570
i prefer bush but i am going team smooth

>>37151570
Rie has it heart shaped.

[Airi News] Her parents considered arranging dates for her

>>37151244
Bless you but now I like gloomi more

qrd on the new discord policy? fishman being a cunt again or is there an actual problem?

This wolf needs a baby put in her ASAP!

airi confirms she's single and her mom has given up on her

A big cute factor in girls is if they have a lisp imo, like airi and pippa

>>37151724
I'll take the sacrifice anon, I will remember you all fondly.

>>37151570
has Lumi ever answered this question? I don't think she has but I assume she shaves

>>37151633
>Get her desperate about leaving Korea
Holy fucking tertiary, do your reps retardchamasan

>>37151723
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUHHHGGGGGGGHHHH IM GONNA... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP UOOOOHHH IM LOOOOOOOOOPEEENNG

>>37151737
Lesbians tend to have a pretty small dating pool

>Airi had a very bad menhera arc but she will never talk about it.

>>37151723
See >>37148010
The discord addicted talents commanded their fanbases to hold fish over the hot coals until he relented.

>>37151871
She will one day, she has opened up a lot.

big

[Important News]
Airi confirms her breasts get in the way of her daily activities, and calls them a "hassle."

>>37151679
Rie got the laser treatment she can never grow again.

>>37149469
Why does Erina hate her fans

>>37151723
>qrd on the new discord policy
For several months now, The Big Fish has been actively seeking a more curated experience around Phase Connect.
Not only is he after a more "Professional" atmosphere in regards to his company, but he's also seeking a way to monetise access to talents, which is harder if they're active in their Discord communities.

Some anecdotal proof of this policy moving forward is heightened moderation and talents remarking that they should speak more in the Subscriber sections of their Discords and less in public channels. It demonstrates that dileneating between the two has been made into an issue for them despite fans generally not paying attention to that sort of thing.

>no bf
>big tities
>Korean hag
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>37149761
Bro are you literally me?

>>37152004
God is really unfair

>>37151977
You do know that laser hair removal isn't permanent right?

>>37151633
The biggest hurdle is that penis scares her. She’s traumatized like every time she sees vanilla porn on twitter. But man, this pon on top of you, and forcibly enveloping you for babies, while you protest as not being ready, man…

>be ass man
>most of the girls are asian
suffering desu

man these "airi's tie" guys started adding their actual usernames to it and now they just look like dumb attention whores.

>>37151977
Not how that works.

>>37152056
It's only two people. Which is even more cancerous. One of then used to have 4 alts in her chat.

>>37147559
Its the closest I'll be able to get to Erina so yeah I'll try. It'll be difficult to get her to open up but I think I can manage hopefully

Uruka LOVE

>>37152055
I feel you bro. Lumi probably wins by default

>>37152037
You just turn the lights off. Sheeeesh.

>>37152055
Only niggers care about ass

>>37151723
Fishman doing his usual middle management bullshit, but this time he stepped on the toes of the people who pay his talent's bills instead of /pcg/ schizos. Tried to tone back direct interactions and got called out on it. Walked it back a bit afterwards though it's still in place exactly like the tone policing and content control. The man finally learned how to do the big ask correctly so I'll give him credit for that.

Jury is out on where this will lead and as >>37151995 said there's a general direction shift towards restricted access to talents and ramping up monetization and donobaiting. This is most likely being pushed by the new manager who wants to appeal to her middle manager boss. Those ex-NijiEN rrats from before are likely true.

>>37152189
I need to put a baby in Uruka’s womb!

>>37152055
a tight small butt has its own appeal

>>37151985
She said since she can't do watchalongs as often she'll try to be more active on discord

>>37152210
>Lumi
>Winning the ass game
lol
lmao, even

You ever stop and think that the way you behave in this thread is exactly why your oshi would never actually want anything to do with you?

>>37152222
Digits speak the truth!
But Airi doesn’t know where the penis exactly is. But she can’t get too lost. She’s not going to wind up sticking her index up your asshole liking for your dick…

>>37152272
Present your contestant then.

>>37152318
I've got two words for you.
Cat ass.

>>37152318
I don't think we can even make a tier list since the data is so lacking

>>37152318
Erina

>>37151633
Someone in her channel changed their name color to another pc and she got upset about it. I don't know if it was genuine or a joke but I think she seriously has attachment issues with her fans

>>37152301
all I ever do is post about loving my oshi, call dramafags slurs, and occasionally horny post. I don't think she'd care

>>37152318
Yuri is fat enough to assume her ass is fat on consequence

>>37152301
No i stopped thinking ages ago. Now i just act based on my instincts, you should try it too anon.

>>37151044
Good shit, good shit.

>>37152301
I don't care what they want. I will get Lia pregnant and yes, I will then leave.

>>37152318
>>37152361
Erina was a cheerleader, played volleyball, and ran a marathon, so even if her ass isn't that big it's absolutely 100% tight

>>37152347
>>37152350
>>37152361
>>37152398
I would go by race and athleticism
Fat out of shape doesn't count so Lumi wins

>>37152301
nope because i don't have an oshi

>>37152431
Tight pussy....

>>37152301
>Phase
>Oshi
I've told you niggers before how much of a mistake that is.

>>37152490
Selen is my kami oshi, nigger.

>>37152529
If Selen is your oshi I don't know why you'd shit yourself about the Phase girls being bad candidates.

>>37152529
Same, dude. I only come here for the drama.

>>37152490
Lia is a pretty good oshi

I know it can’t happen. But I want to start super chatting to get noticed by Airi, and brought closer through discord. Army civilians are paid hourly for salary work, and I could get her a US citizenship. She’d have to marry me, but I don’t think want her stuck with her black company.

>>37145179
mom's cute yelps...

>>37152398
Maybe. But she could be one of those fat girls whose fat goes everywhere but their tits and ass, which would be really sad.

>Lunch break at SEA
>Thread gets infested with trolls
aways funny doesn't matter how many times I see it

Random thought that appeared in my head: can anyone tell me what Pippa thinks of HoloEN? I know Watame’s her oshi, and I also know she did some shitposting on Kiara that may or may not have been a good idea. But has she ever said anything specific on what she thinks of HoloEN? Because there have been a lot of threads with anons discussing how EN doesn’t feel anything like the original, and I was wondering if she felt the same, given how much she clearly still loves HoloJP.

>>37152681
I'm white and work graveyard.

>>37152681
yes and?? We have as much right to be here as you

>>37152681
>Everyone I don't like is SEA

>>37152654
a romantic relationship between streamer and viewer will never work. it's just not the proper dynamics

>>37152699
She loves the EN branch. Especially Gura and Fauna I think.

>>37152681
Nigger

>>37152681
>not liking SEA girls
Literally half of gentoo is SEA. Gay ass faggot.

>>37152808
>half
Gentoo has 5 girls

>>37152804
San Diego?

>>37152529
>>37152594
>being a nijinigger
>being a nijinigger for the worst nijiEN

>>37152699
I know she likes Mori.

>>37152876
Ew

>>37152850
Los Angeles

>>37152301
I like how antis like you flipflop between dumb shit like this.
>you'll never fuck your oshi why do you care what they do
>why do you act like this its why they would never fuck you
Nobody cares. I'm going to jerk off naked with my walls plastered with wheat pasted art of phase connect talents.
I stand in an inch of coffee beans that carpet my apartment, scarves adorn my shoulders.
My body is riddled with holes slung with Phase keychains.
I have taken the full regimen of supplements to ensure that I am able to make every Phase daki stand upright via my cum.
The acrylics are in individual jars filled to the brim and capped. The boxes to ship them to their respective talent are packed and ready the moment it becomes an option.
Stickers cover every remaining inch of my ceilings.
Mousepads strapped to my feet one after another.
YOU ARE POWERLESS IN MY DOMAIN

>Cum

>>37152876
oh no

>>37152916
PhaseConnectGOD I kneel.

>>37152797
Hm, interesting. To each their own, I guess. I realized lately that I was burnt out by Hololive mostly because after I started watching EN, the algorithm gave me less and less of JP. But then I look at all the Hololive songs and streams and stuff from JP and think about how much I liked it. I want to go back, but I really don’t want to be reminded of EN and I really don’t want to get EN clips spamming my homepage if I start watching Koyori or something.

>>37152794
I want to save her…

You see my point anons? One single mention of sea and they all came out of the woods lmao.
Keep track of sea hours and you will save time from talking to a full set of countries where everybody acts like a manchild
You are welcomed.
>>37152912
Ew honorary seanigger

>>37152431
Be honest bros, are any of you remotely close to being this physical right now?
My most physical hobbies I do pretty regularly are biking and hiking for camping, less often hunting and shooting sports.

>>37152912
I'm in the county below, wanna rape Airi together?

>>37152916
Which supplements? I need to know, for, like, research.
No, seriously. My oshi’s Lumi. She’s the kind of woman who would do psychological experiments on herself out of curiosity, I would definitely experiment with supplements for my dick.

>>37151116
>I love pippa!
>I only think of pippa!
>Pippa!
>"what if pippa kissed you haha... unless?"
>Uhm... no, that's 気持ち悪い
Is this the purest form of siscon?

>>37152699
Better question and one with infinitely more entertaining answers, what do all the girls think of the "idol culture" shit twitter's obsessed with?

>>37152876
>be mori
>stumble into fame because of the success of your coworkers after being a nobody on 4chan for years
>produce nothing but godawful rap that is only tolerable because female
>spend every single day high or drunk
>eat whatever you want and gain unlimited fat rolls
>half-ass live concerts and barely show up to streams
>no matter what you do you have a legion of men shoveling money into your pocket and giving positive affirmations
There's no honest woman out there who isn't either a fan of the grind or jealous of her success.
Pippa wishes she could bullshit through life as hard as Mori.

>>37153079
Godspeed, anon.

>>37153090
Don’t most of the anons here basically dream of something similar, but the male equivalent?

Cali anons gonna visit Airi!

>>37153018
I used to do yoga and pole dancing for a spell though nowadays it's mostly biking hiking and calisthenics.
Been meaning to do Muay Thai beyond intro classes cause the conditioning is absolutely legendary but the closest location is two hours away.

>>37153057
No rape, only ferocious passionate baby making sex so her mom gets off her back

>>37150379
emo lumi
me gusta

>>37152876
Every ENtuber vtuber likes either Mori or Ina.

>>37153090
I defend her because she has naturally big tits. The weight gain is a massive disappointment tho.

>>37153195
makes sense

Airi and Amiya are my hag wet dream.

>>37153240
Making puppies with Airi!

>>37153057
Who’d want to rape her? I need to be raped by her.

>>37153150
Tomboyish femanon dance routine...

>>37153104
Well, I should probably learn to do meal prep so diet doesn’t complicate the factors. Not in the sense of some psycho shit, just have food around so I don’t get lazy and go out for fast food when I’m too tired to cook.
>Korean ginseng
The irony is that over in Asia, it’s American ginseng that’s the popular supplement. I have no joke seen “Imported from Wisconsin” on boxes of ginseng in China. And those sell for, like, a hundred bucks each (converted to USD) or something.

>>37153090
>>eat whatever you want and gain unlimited fat rolls
Don't understand how people stay fucking fat, its not that hard to lose it.
I got fat once, roughly 40 pounds overweight, then I stopped so much sugar and sugar substitutes, drinking a lot of alcohol, started being more active and did intermittent fasting.
The last one actually helped the most and now I'm the same weight I was in high school.

How much should I donate to lumi on her birthday? I'm thinking maybe 500 minimum but we'll see.

Erina cursing is very erotic.

Thoughts?

>>37153347
She needs to cover that little butt!

>>37153347
I need to show her why she should cover her cute and funny butt.

>>37153300
I'm addicted to food. I've had some luck shedding weight in the past but I was born overweight and have never been a "normal" weight.

>>37153137
No. Males strive for higher standards aways, as long we have something to work for we are improving.
Young men lost their drive due to literally nothing sacred and valuable existing anymore.

>>37153301
Your gift will never come close to mine, I plan to stream my suicide and send it to her with a donation of my entire net worth (~$300,000)

>>37153394
cool story dr. chud

>>37153459
Seethe more feminist. You will only be more miserable as time goes by
Egg check.

>>37153300
It’s psychological, anon. Food is one of the few ways of coping that isn’t looked down upon by society. A lot of people with enough sense to not shoot heroin or watch vtubers eat instead when they’re feeling depressed. In order to stop doing that kind of thing, you have to slowly improve your entire routine to A.) make the bad habits harder to lapse into, and MOST importantly B.) come up with a way to not wallow in misery and spiral back down to square one when you do inevitably fuck up.
For me, I learned that I couldn’t change bad habits and adopt good ones easily because I overthink it too much. So I decided to work with it instead and just pay attention to myself when I do overthink and fall short and instead gaslight myself during moments when my brain isn’t looking. I realized my house is a mess because I shut off my brain when I get home from work and never do anything. So I’m learning to distract my brain and do something minor so I don’t get caught up in overthinking. I managed to clean up my house a little bit by putting on Hime’s karaoke stream and laughing at her cringekino. I did a little more today and my bathroom and living room are…less dirty.

>>37153394
Isn't that basically a yes?

>>37153500
>muh hard times
>muh strong men
kill yourself you fucking poser

>>37153347
NO PAPANTIES
NO PAPANTS

>>37153347
She needs to @everyone

>>37153606
Men get happier as they get older, women get unhappier. If you fail to capitalise on your youth, you will die sad and alone.

>>37153579
>Sense
Heroin is healthier than overeating.

>>37153646
That joke is only funny once every 7-10 months.

>>37153656
I'm not a woman, and natural selection would purge you from the gene pool during "hard times."

>>37153703
We'll find out soon. Hard times coming up friend, hope you're prepared.

>>37153394
No, anon, people have just realized that everything sacred and valuable was bullshit other people told them was sacred and valuable. The reality is that every person has their own things that are sacred and valuable, and figuring out what those are and knowing how to distinguish what’s important to you vs what others say are important (and knowing that the other people are either just talking about what they care about or are deluded by society) is hard.
This results in two things: it being much harder to find meaning because there isn’t this default template you can just lazily cling onto, but also much more freedom to do what you want and live a fulfilling life, if you figure it out. But that’s a much bigger “if” than it used to be.
Double-edged sword. But it’s not like trying and failing is any worse than not trying, or god forbid, not even knowing the meta and never having the chance to try.

Vtubers?

>>37153791
Sorry this is the schizo general. Vtuber thread is a couple threads down that way

>>37153394
>Young men lost their drive due to literally nothing sacred and valuable existing anymore.
Its just children.
People putting off children until they're "secure" has been a disaster.
Becoming a father is the seminal moment of every man's life that turns him into a true man. Becoming a father forces him to take up the mantle of responsibility and improve to meet the needs of his family rather than chasing nebulous goals or fucking around.
Everyone is waiting until they are secure so all they do is fuck around.
The same is true of women.

Erina News: She died again

>>37153390
Unironically try intermittent fasting and increasing your activity level.
You obviously don't want to be a fat piece of shit forever so you need to learn how to develop some willpower. Take two days out of the week and eat less than 300 calories for each one and learn how not to overindulge once you come off those two days. Also make sure you're not eating large amounts of sugar for those days.

>>37153759
Nietzsche was a loser who died alone btw

>>37153791
pcg, Rosebud?

>>37153791
Do not trust. Anons have spoken such.

>>37153850
So I take it you're a father?

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
RIKA PAPRIKA IS TWEETING

>>37153993
Rika Paprika is a normalfag whore who probably fucked all her male classmates in high school and college

>>37153885
I cut soda out of my life and that has helped some, so has lifting.
Still a long way to go to a healthy weight.

>>37154014
yeah, me

>>37150619
>freckles
ew

>>37153975
No. Its an easy pattern to observe. Necessity and constraint breed invention. In this case of the self.

>>37154050
Lia Liker detected.

>>37153975
Sssh. Don't point it out.

don’t let this distract you from the fact Donna has A FUCKING CHIPMUNK

>>37153885
Question. Should those two days be in a row? I feel like they shouldn't but Saturday and Sunday would work best for me.

new thread
>>37154174
>>37154174

>>37151044
>mfw the city that we've surrounded doesn't want to surrender and join the empire
>mfw it's time to assemble the pyramid of skulls
VGH