/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

FIRST FOAR CUNNY!!!!

shork

>>37142564
fpbp

>>37142506
I didn't say they did, I said Nintendo publishes it

I love my wife so much!!

I love Gura the most!

gramblesniff glumps

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>37142564
based and UOHpilled

gura referenced her PHD because she saw us talking about the surgeon simulator collab this afternoon and that was the stream where she made the joke about having a PHD. FYI

Shark Child feet softness?

>mom just asked me "who's that boy" I'm listening to

I like seeing the bai bai post at the end of a thread.

>>37142646
>mentioning that whore
get the fuck out cuck, your dad fucked her!!!!!

>>37142634

Squid boss time.

Vored by Gura!

>>37142725
DENIED

Sonic talks like Alex Yiik

oh.. Squid boss battle delayed till next time. She wants to fish now.

i love you gura

She's actually having a lot of fun with this game and I love it. I don't even care about Sonic, but I just want to see her have fun

Foobs reference

>jesus sandles

Jesus sandals!

oh to be retarded and empty headed like Big

>>37142783
based and same desu

>>37142768
kek, he should hold his head

That thing always creeps me out.

Gura does like the Lofi soundtrack.

>he's got the Jesus sandals

Why the fuck is there lofi beats

What a creepy looking fuck.

>>37142880
Because fishing is chill

Yea! Give her your rod, Goofy!

Gura wants my beeg rod

Gura pls

>>37142819
I got the worst deal, all the retard but too much self awareness about the situation I am in.
I wish to kill myself.

>gimme your rod

Only started watching right now, did I miss any cute and very funny moments?
Other than Gura asking for a big rod (yeah mine)

Now I can't unhear Barney for Big.

UUOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>37142880
the score of this fucking thing is all over the place. i feel like i'm on an old wooden roller coaster with the whiplash.

SOUND BROS PLS

gooba yawn gooba end stream soon

>>37142944
For me he sounds more like Goofy

>>37142927
shut up and watch the Shark girl. That's precisely why she exists

She got a big Marlin so soon! Also got a golden ticket. And a big carp.

why is there a poison dart frog in a lake?

contract says every SEGA game must have in-depth fishing minigame or the CEO is legally allowed to murder everyone in the office

>>37143039
Don't think too much about it

>>37143039
because its a cyber space lake

>>37143057
get the shark kiryu, nows not the time to be shitposting on 4ch

>>37143039
bideo gaem

We fishing for sharks now

>>37143039
much weirder shit in this pond just wait

>>37143057
Alright based

>yes Big give me your rod

She keeps asking for the rod.

she's begging for the rod (mine)

"Yes, Big, give me your rod." Gura, your phrasing.

>gura asking a big fat retard for his rod
we've all got a shot bros

Will you make Gura some Crawfish Gumbo?

big is me yeah

Guys... how do we cope... she's asking for Big's rod...

>>37143161
Akai na...

>>37143057
>contract says every SEGA game must have in-depth fishing minigame or the CEO is legally allowed to murder everyone in the office
Leave it to SEGA to have at least one executive to be a total fishing nutjob to allow this.

>>37143215
She knows

>>37143161
Foob cute

>>37143251

Gura will use Sonic as a arm rest. Calls him a baby man.

did not need to hear her say the word "manlet"

>Wow! It's garbage!

>sonic and mario wrestle
Gura thats gay, and also on TFR

I hope she spends an hour on the fishing game while we get some zatsu
>>37143340
Manlet detected

>>37143340
I missed it.

Would Gura call my dick small and cute too?

>>37143340
Surely you are taller than 3 feet, right?

She got 3 gold tickets!

Fishing stream now, wonder if it would be possible to get the permissions for the brass pro games.

Is it sad that one of the best things that happened to me the past month was when I realized that I'm actually 5'5 and not 5'4?

>>37143413
haha, yeah... I mean of course, aren't we all?

>>37143395
She would laugh and step on it, while calling it pathetic.

>gura fishing this long
HOLD THE FUCK UP DIDN'T SHE USED TO SAY YOU WOULDN'T CATCH HER DEAD FISHING IN A VIDEOGAME?

>>37143467
what's sad is that you spend time thinking about it

>>37143467
how did you not know how tall you were

>for some people
Who else celebrates Thanksgiving besides America and Canadians?

>>37143437
>brass pro

>>37143513
I think leafs already had their thanksgiving

>>37143437
they have fishing sim 2 perms, Luna and Fubuki have played quite a bit of it

Gura wants to try a pie recipe. A different pumpkin pie. Black sesame paste buttom, Pumpkin pie on top. Granola crust. Sounds delicious. I guess we can expect that for Thanksgiving. And she got 69 tokens. Nice.

>>37143541
we did yes, last month near the beginning of it

>>37143385
>out of coins
RIP

>>37143467
get over it, height isn't important unless you make it important, just don't get in any fights with regular sized people :^)

Kimono Gura cute.

i want to take gura to the bass pro shop pyramid

The fish aren't actually randomized, are they. The other stream I watched caught the exact same fish in the exact same order.

she's never had tahini before?

>>37143467
Being short just means easier access to dommy mommies

>>37143437
the only good fish game is big ol bass 2

they picked all the wrong voices for this game

>>37143616
it's conceivable that they're actually calling a random number function, but just seed it improperly so every run produces the same random sequence

>>37143605
Imagine Gura in realtree gear

>there are people under 6 feet posting ITT

why did she stop herself from saying brat?

>>37143651
yeah, but not me

Imagine being bullied by Gura for being too short...

Am I missing something? Why chat wants her to care about the lore? just get the fucking keys lol

>>37143645
based coder

>>37143651
I only have 2 feet

Big officially broke her brain

I thank god every day for being 6 feet and able to lift Gura with one arm and use her like an onahole

>>37143651
How much is that in non-retarded measurements?

>>37143651
yeah me

>>37143694
mind broke her with his big rod

>>37143682
you pay attention to chat?

>>37143723
180cm

mindbroken by Big's rod...

>>37143715
Being 6'5 is fun until you have to get on a plane.

>>37143651
yeah 4'7" here

>>37143723
1.82 m

>>37143723

>>37143651
I'm a shrimp.

>>37143728
she only got the egg because chat was being insistent about it so yeah

>>37143749

Did she literally make the thumbnail for this the "ehhh? Easy mode?" face?

>>37143749

>>37143739
>>37143760
I see.
196cm

>huhuaha manlet you can't even manhandle me

being exactly 6'0 is awesome, not freakishly tall, still taller than 85% of everyone else

>>37143765
uhh based?

Gura laughed at that "Would you like to try?"

We're back to the fishing game
>>37143854
She's a red blooded American shark

>>37143651
6' (5'10") reporting.

nobody asked about your height

>>37143919
I'm 170 cm.

>>37143723
about 15 stones

>>37143919
t. 5'3

>>37143919
I'm 5' 10"

*googles average height in south east asia*
this is why they shitpost so much

>>37143919
t. ~160cm

height doesn't matter if you cock length doesn't match

>>37143919
I'm 6'0"

>>37143944
That's a lot of stones my guy.

>>37143974
what is the correct ratio of cock to height?

>>37143974
by the time they see your dick the height already paid off

>>37143974
my cock is 5 foot 9 inches

>>37143919
I've never measured myself, I just guessed for my license.

>>37143974
Girls will fuck your micropenis if you're attractive.

>>37143795
>>37143810
would you like to try?

>>37143919
I'm 5'2


>Take my seeed
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

taking her seed

Shark Update: She's having fun

Goorah is having fun!

SHE LOVES UT

Gura baby

>it's weird but I'm having fun
Gura pls don't talk about our sex life in public

my drivers license says 180cm, is it over for me bros?

>>37144167

It really does it for me when she laughs like that

gura the proud gigababy

>>37143919
>>37143974
im 6'3 and have an 8 and a half inch penis and about 5 inches in girth
Thanks for asking im proud of my cunny destroyer

Hey this is a SA2B map

Time to introduce goob to drum and bass.

>>37144201
>never been used

>>37144167
You still have a chance if you're 40 and balding.

MY MOM?

>>37144201
s-so narrow... sugoi...

>SUCK IT, GRANNY!

My Gurandma...

>>37144254
??? the average penis is like 3.5 inches in girth

>>37144249
What about 30 and thinning

>>37144307
9 inches is average

>>37143963
KEK
It all makes sense now. They are literally female sized. No wonder they gossip like women.

no one asked about your cock size, homos

>>37144321

>>37144307
how do you measure girth?

>>37144321
>9 inch girth
jesus dude you would probably have fainting issues every time you got hard

>>37144344
forgot to mention in this post that my penis is 3 inches long

>spend years walking aroundthis amusement park of rails and springs
>finally find a level
>it's over in a minute
Sorry Koro-san but this game is kind of dumb.

>>37144344
5.5 inch dicklet reporting in

the game should just be this the entire time

>>37144201

>>37144391
>amusement park
just park

so is the appeal of this franchise just watching the screen move fast?

A SHARK

>>37144391
More like Lack of Amusement Park. Damn I'm funny.

>>37144473
Yeah except most time it doesn't even go fast

gura EST confirmed

Timezonefags, you know what to do

Canada-retards.... we lost

She doesnt care about letting people know her timezone now huh

gura your opsec...

>it's been 3 hours already

i think gura is having fun

>>37144473
Uhh

>>37136915

>>37144354
are you stupid?

>>37144495
>>37144497
>>37144504
>>37144507
>>37144509
go back

>>37144473
For normal people, yes. For autists it's trying to speed run the levels to beat them in seconds.

>>37144539
just assume that I am

I'm glad goombus is having fun, it's fun watching her have fun

At this point I think she's going out of her way to call them literally anything except "chaos emeralds"

>have fun with the game
>"people paid $60 for this?"
>loses perms
Have you heard the tragedy of Gombus?

>>37144549
but I like watching gooba, where else would I talk about her

lol that comment on the time.

"oh boy hitting that 3 hour mark done for work today!"

>>37144473
It's supposed to be a platformer where you can go fast after you learn the designs of the levels, but every so often the people behind it forget what their games are supposed to be like and a shitshow like this is created.

>>37136915
hu ha ha ha

>>37144473
The idea is if you git good then the screen moves super fast all the time, otherwise you get stopped a lot.

>>37144507
Yeah, I've noticed she just says the time now without going out of her way to specify she's talking about a time zone instead of hers. Guess she realized it doesn't really matter that much.

>>37144321
9 inches is literally thicker than a can of monster, in what world is that average?

Remember daylights savings happened and she recently was fucking about with her computer.

>>37144577
>where else would I talk about her
in global

>>37144615
jealous?

>>37144473
The appeal is that sonic represents the imaginary guy who ran alongside your mom's car and did stunts while she drove you places

>>37144628
why the absolute fuck would I ever use that shithole

>>37144641
do you faint every time you get wood?

>>37144473
>Gotta go fast, the character
>Hey guys is doing things fast why this game is fun?

>>37144473
Its more fun to play than watch. Kind of the opposite of the new GoW.

>>37144645
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

>>37144473
GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

>>37144641
No because my penis can actually fit inside of girls (I have 6 inches of girth)

>>37144649
you don't wanna hear some schizo complain about Kronii while watching Gura?

>>37144641
yea maybe you should flaunt it in my face more

>>37144645
Ok, I can see the appeal now.

>>37144645
>The appeal is that sonic represents the imaginary guy who ran alongside your mom's car and did stunts while she drove you places
Who is also a representative of the furry subculture, that part is also important.

BECOME WAMY

Gura has literally never cared that people know she's on the east coast, she's given it away dozens of times almost since the very beginning

shark love

>>37144645

>>37144645
based

Chumbud is known to be THE most hung guy in /vt/, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Gura's pussy.

Gura will wear HoloJP's skins when she goes to Japan

>>37144772
yes, chumbud would positively break her hips. she would literally die

STOP TALKING ABOUT COCKS

>I'm getting sleepy
it's over

I can't wait to see Gura's reaction to super Sonic.

>good sleep schedule
nani the fuck

Gura actually fixed her sleep schedule

>>37144645

Gura should release an officially licensed onahole

>Gura actually fixed her sleep schedule
nyoooo

now you see the hidden cost of "fixing" her sleep schedule

>>37144826
I hope she likes the music when it kicks in

>>37144834
Helps explain why she was so energetic

Please don't stream earlier, Gura...

>>37144839
interesting. Why do you feel that way?

HOLY TICKS

>>37144754
I like it

I dunno why she's so silly about the fixed stream times rather than being more flexible. Habit, I guess? Especially weird after last week was four hours past member time for seemingly no reason at all.

>great mood
>fixed her sleep schedule
>plays sonic kusoge for 10 hours
>burns out completely and never streams again

>been sleeping like normal
Makes sense, she was up early this morning and now the sun sets so early that she has to go places early when she needs to run to the store

>>37144886
7PM streams wouldn't be too bad, but 8PM is nice on Fridays

i should commission a gura parody of the famous cappiello advertisement for victoria arduino espresso machines

>Gura fixed her sleep schedule
>I'm working on fixing my sleep schedule for a month because I want to watch the world cup
a-are we??

is tired due to sleep schedule but doesn't want to stream earlier. Does that mean an even more general downtrend in quality of streams?

>>37144932
None of those words are in the bibble

>>37144974
uhh do you not read latin?

>>37144682
well presumably there'd be something of more substance than JUST going fast but I'm not seeing it

>>37144682
>>37145025
he isn't even that fast

*washes all the stinky chumbuds*

>>37144934
Absolutely not

>>37143505
i do not know how tall i am, i only have a rough guess based on other people's heights

>>37145059
Thank you Gura

>>37144754
me on the left

>cutting the grass
She really did fuck a Mexican on the weekend...

>>37144934
>caring about European ladyball
Not quite

>>37144934
My team of imported non-countrymen will defeat your team of imported non-countrymen and only then will you feel shame
Sports was better when it was local teams

>>37145129
si, yo

>>37145129
Si yo

>>37145059
No no no no, my natural stink!

>>37145059
My turn to wash you, you little stinker.

Jason will be sparred on the day of the rake

this is a great stream

>>37145129
si, yo

>>37145160
yeah, not what i would expect from this shit game

Sucky sucky I rab yu

>>37144752
like that one time she went on a several minutes long rant about the mets

>>37145129
yo onions

>>37145129
Si yo onions el mexicano que comio su conchita. T u T

>>37145247
It's not about the money, Spider-Man, it's about the Mets

>>37145282
>>37145287
>onions

>>37145282
cebollabud

>>37145282
filtrowned

>>37145282
>>37145287

reading onions cracks me up every time

>>37145129
Yo mero

>>37145314
love the mets! hit a homerun

>>37145323
>>37145316
dios mios, los janidores fuecked mis amigos

>don't spam in my chat
well it would work better if slow mode was back on Gura..

thank god gura kicked that santa baby fuck

Gura died and then killed a spammer.

When Gura streams for more than an hour you know she likes the game.

What got spammed?

>>37145477
some greys and an honorary grey was spamming "SING SANTA BABY"

>>37145477
Some bitch screaming at her to sing Santa baby

It'd make no difference for me, she's never read any of my comments...

>>37145507
>>37145505
like she's just gonna stop playing Sonic and start singing?

>spammers get permabanned on the damn spot
Based shark

>>37145555
Don't ask me what how greys think. I'm just here for the shark

god i love how she permabans the spammers and then taunts them

>>37145632
>Gura shit talking you
>can't shit talk back
I love her

>>37144473
It's similar to character action games like Devil May Cry, but instead of stylish combat it's focused on stylish and speedy platforming. The Sonic games that do focus more on combat tend to be shit.

>>37144645
A shockingly accurate comparison.

not a chumbud but how do you guys deal with how she constantly talks like shes' asking for correction?

where's the boss fights

when gura talks to the retarded baby potted plants in the game it makes me picture her talking to our child that will never exist

what mental illness is this?
https://pastebin.com/RLgE5TT3

>>37145681
masturbation

>>37145681
goom

>>37145681
i jerk off and then after the stream i correct her

>>37145721
>(New member)
Did he really just get membership to spam? ror

>>37145721
idk but Jesus christ how is he not already in the Funny Farm?

She’s definitely talking about Pokémon

>>37145719
Are you me? I've spent half the steam thinking about how Gura would make a good mother.

>>37145842
DURING THE STREAM YES

BARRACUDAS BTFO

She really is the best, isn't she?

she knows

FUCK BARRACUDA

Ewww barracuda

>a barracuda
>it's ugly

EW BARRACUDAS

Shes talking about pokemon

Gura want to talk about another game but can't on stream. She's excited for it. It's upcoming so it must be Pokemon I would guess.

>>37145883
>She really is the best, isn't she?
Yes, she always is.

>bought a SC to spam santa baby
?????

>>37145693
she is 2 chaos emerald away

MESUGAKI

Is he really back to spam more? what the fuck

gura should do the anglerfish dance

Anons, why is my wife always obsessed with the games that I hate with every single atom in my body? I love that she's having fun, but I feel scammed after buying this 60$ pile of steaming shit

what the fuck is this santa baby autism?

She wants to beat up Big and use his rod...

If she is talking about pokemon, then why won't she just say it? She already told us that she would play it.

>Gives Gura money
>Gets banned
>Gives more money

>>37145966
Cause you're not compatible with her

Guys like the Santa Baby spammer used to get institutionalized back in the day

>>37145905
Doubt it. Gura doesn't seem to care for Pokemon.

>>37145966
Well, which games do you like, anon?

>>37145966
Why the fuck did you buy it when you can watch Gura play it? might as well just have sent her that money

>>37145980
worried about mentioning other games because perms

>>37145980
JP perm autism. she's not allowed to mention other games while playing sonic.

>>37146014
then whats your guess then

>>37145980
I guess they don't have the confirmed permissions, Mumei has it hidden in her schedule

they really picked the most boring voice actor possible for the eggman

>>37145937
Watch it be the gacha game
I've managed to get Gura's, Ina's, and Ame's base units. I don't like the game though

>>37145966
then why fucking buy it

the saddest thing is she has a track record already of singing santa baby every winter.

>>37146021
>>37146022
That would be incredibly retarded, so you are probably right.

>>37146041
Mike is cool. Just blame voice direction.

>>37146041
It's Mike Pollock, just given some really bad voice direction. Normally he's top grade

Fiscally responsible shark

>>37146051
I had high hopes. Yes, I'm a retard

Gura is fiscally responsible. She wouldn't waste her money wily niley like that.

>>37146045
Wait which gacha game

>>37145980
en managers being retards. mumei had her schedule up with pokemon on but deleted it and reuploaded it with "i am not sure yet" replacing the pokemon slot

>Thank you, Doctor

Is the game Goombus is talking about Hogwarts Legacy?

CHILD

cunny goes in all fields

Dr. Eggman made a AI loli, huh? Interesting.

>>37146082
are you new to hololive?

friendship with gura ended
Sage is best friend now

>>37146160
liar there's no way you typed cunny in the captcha

The thing that is stressing her out is financial

>>37146139
Me and Gura after our 13th visit to the abortion clinic, UOOOOOOOHHHH

I want to go back to the Spanish voice acting...

She might actually get to the first boss

>>37146200
don't start this shit again

>>37146184
didn't have to solve one ;)

>>37146203
kys

goob...

Gura went all the way back from the start. Now that's some skill issue.

>>37146214
Those giant things she fought earlier weren't bosses?

>>37146203
>aborting gura's shark pups
kys

>>37146151
Its Pokemon, but i wish to believe its the next wow xpac.

>>37146203
She would never let you kill our child nigger

>>37146265
>>37146280
>>37146302
Gura is a world sensation, of course she would have fans from Israel

>>37146203
Gura is a good christian girl. She would never.

>>37146203
>wasting all those onaholes

>>37146274
Those are more like mini bosses. The Super Sonic boss fights have music that goes insanely hard. It'll rub that DMC itch

>>37146110
https://hololiveen.counterside.com/
Need to preregister for the hololive collab
No guarantee that anything from it will be acquirable without spending real money

>>37146241
I didn't mean to start anything, I'm sorry.

>>37146152
Yes

Why is my shark Mistress so cute?

>>37146331

I want her to play video games sitting in my lap...

Gurass

RED CHILD

UOOHHHHH

Wait, is she going to be fine with the laser puzzle?

>>37146203
Nobody will miss you

>>37146331
Yes, wasn't Gura a Jew anyway?

>>37146410
Smell check

>>37146412
I want her to play video games sitting on my face

>>37146425
She'll probably need help

>Fuck them kids
BASED

>fuck them kids

>sonic is an absent father
BASED???

>>37146460
gura hates jews

Gura has no patience for children

>>37146466
that would stink

what the fuck is happening

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

>>37146432
Killing myself won't bring those fetuses back to live anon… I already fucked them until they became just a pile of red goo on my fat cock that Gura swallowed with my sperm altogether.

so are these things related to chaos from sonic adventure?

Those things looked like Chaos. Not the tiny things that you could raise but the character that looked like a liquid person

>>37146615
Looks like a Chaos origin story.

>>37146649
Chaos is also related to the little things you raise. Chaos is basically the final evolution of the tiny chaos

>>37146636
Yes, to a degree

is the santa baby shit some ebin discord raid or something?

>>37146672
I never played the first sonic adventure, so I'll take your word for it

Amy's voice is so fucking bad holy shit

wait why the fuck is there a love story in my zoomy zoom zoom fast game?

>>37146565
It might, sniffffff

>>37146733

Why does Amy sound like a tranny

>>37146733
*shits pants*

get ready for one hour of puzzle solving chumbuds

>>37146769
she's got a secret hotdog

First time Gura's ever read my message in that typhoon of chatters and holy shit did it feel good

>>37146733
Because SOUL

>>37146712
yep, sonic frontiers' backstory is basically pic related. bravo sonic team

>>37146769
Sonic is into fembois like tails

Tombstone puzzle time.

Sonicniggers deserve the rope, fuck this boring ass franchise. Thank god that my daughterwife isn't one of your kind.

I just want a goodnight from gura but i need to sleep...

Oh no...

>>37146819
yet

stream is ending here boys

Gurass

strap in lads

The only fast game I liked was Tribes Ascend, fuck hi-rez

Guras greatest enemy. A childrens puzzle

>>37146793
i am still riding the high from when she noticed my wooden mousepad

Dammit Gura... You can love.