/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>no thread open while magni was discussing marrying vesper

>>37028816
>it could also turn into something else
Like what? Also, what about the other boys? which form would take Mori's scythe in their hands?

>Great Journey to Universe
...

>i could tell he didn’t want a roommate
vesper friendzoned him

>>37029249
....and they were roomates.

Vesper has had roommates before
I think he wouldn't mind being with people, but then again, he's in his remote alaska phase of life

>>37029279
>Nowa
A dildo
>Axel
A dildo
>Magni
A dildo
>Altare
An entire rape dungeon

>>37029327
magnoir is over.....

>>37029327
Tempus Guildhouse is fucking dead...
I do hope that they setup a Japan Tempus branch that they can just hop on by for extended offcollabs though

He couldn't get Leader's birthday gift...

Magni was faithful to leader...after all huh...

I will never understand shoe collecting

>>37029327
they could just live nearby and it's basically the same shit, be neighbors or something

>>37029282
close enough lmao

>>37029462
so just do the Tempus gaming apartment

>>37029453
he knows who his true owner is....

tempest more like
tempenis (because theyre too busy sucking each others cocks)

>>37028710
What do you mean? We had sex on his birthday.
Has Mori had sex with you on a roleplay?

>>37029505
true

Magni was trying to buy Altare Puma x Pokemon collab shoes with pikachu on them for his birthday.

That guy that keeps trying to pretend Magni hates leader is in shambles right now.

>>37029505
as things should be. wouldn't have it any other way

>>37029566
Sisters… they like each other?

>>37029566
schizos don't watch streams anon...

>Johnathan Sins
heh

THE COMIC ISNT LOST
ALTARE ADDRESSED IT TO JOHNATHAN SINNS AND IT DIDNT GET SENT OUT

UH OH ALTARE JUST DOXXED MAGNI, THE OPSEC REPS
MAGNI IS ACTUALLY Johnathan Sins

>>37029557
Mori had real sex with Oga

>they just use air to fly
Magni?

Axel...

Poor Axel...

They're cancelling the japan collab

It's cute that Dez has actually been considering an offcollab with Axel enough to look up prices though

>>37029557
Oga won't have sex with omaesans because they are pets. His cock and bussy are for his holostars members and mob ojisans as the holostars communal bicycle.

the boys LOVE eachother

oh my god, an E

ENTJ-A

>>37029860
Good

jesas

>>37029806
What did he say about axel?? Just joined the stream QwQ

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>37030139
they're going to put him down.... axel is getting too old and sick to be taken care of....

He's a thirsty mag
Captcha: V0TA 4 Y

What's a smart water???

>>37029909
>Oga
>Holostars JP communal bicycle
>Vesper
>Tempus communal bicycle
>both are ojisans who bike on a regular basis
I have connected the dots.

the collection…

>>37030139
He was talking about off-collabs, how he can easily do it with Nowa and Leader, and even a 3 members off-collab but when doing that it feels like the 4th is being excluded so he doesn't feel good doing it.

>>37030187
Nooooo

>>37030149
AMEN

>>37030149
Amen.

Theres a stream going on?

>>37030297
nah

>>37030297
Magni's membership zatsudan.

>>37030297
Magni Menshi

>>37029752
Lol
Lmao
Oga has standards.

>>37030139
He said that he, Vesper and Altare could easily do a 3-man collab, but they felt like it'd be better to do duos because with three people it's like Axel is being left out

>magni has a bowl of pudding sitting out all day

>>37029279
Hmmmm...
>Altare
A plasma scythe/sword, kinda like Haseo's skeith in GU
>Axel
Dual sickles
>Magni
I like the idea of a scythe with a mechanical arm
>Vesper
This one is tricky, I have no idea what it could be, a book? a sword? a bike? I don't know

>>37030149
Amen

>>37030213

>>37030337
>>37030330
Thanks Magmites!

>>37030213
Someone send that checklist of Oga and Vesper

>being around vesper makes people more punctual and eat more healthy

>>37030398
vesper could have a bone scythe because he really liked that bone broom for his oc. The blade could look like a bat.
also i like the suggestion of a mechanical arm scythe for magni

>why don't you just sleep at my place

THEY SLEPT TOGETHER

>Magni successfully got Vesper to "sleep over" for 2 nights
Altare, don't listen

Do it
Do the Tempus Gaming house

>He managed to make him stay for two more nights

>ALTARE, ME AND VES

MAGUNI WHYYYYYY

A gamer house will destroy Tempus. Gamer houses never work.

Axel's got that asian filial piety going on, americans wouldn't get it

>>37030671
He's just the only Tempus member that didn't get traumatized by his family

https://showichi.jp/2022/11/04/%f0%9f%a6%8a%f0%9f%a6%8a%f0%9f%a6%8a/

>>37030213
Ojisan SEX!

>>37030734

>>37030767
FUCKIN FURRIES
why is he so feminine oh gosh

>>37030493

Magni, stop overthinking things...

>>37030398
axel could have jia xu's weapon from dw8 since it has a chain

>>37030722
>didn't get traumatized by his family
Well, his mum was kinda ass to him when he was young does that count?

>>37030644
They do work, just needs to make it professional. Hire a personal chef and someone to clean the house and it eliminates most of the problems that could happen.

Dez is such a fake bitch
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1591652722801053698?t=4VnJUs6KNnZ1YHZd20EvKw&s=19

>>37030851
well his father gave him lots of love and nurtured his interests

>>37030851
Asian Moms being "kinda ass" is the pretty much one of the best outcomes possible.

>>37030891
or just live in the same apartment complex in separate rooms

>>37030736
Do you just get more submissive and breedable the older you are or is that just Cover hiring submissive breedable ojisans for their vtubers?

>>37030851
To be fair, most people’s moms are a pain in the ass when you’re young. That counts for jack shit

WE'RE OVERTHROWING THE GOVERNMENT

>magni is going to overthrow the government

>>37030398
You mean this one?

>>37030891
I know the boys are friends, and that they all love each other, but there is a massive, and I mean MASSIVE fucking difference between being friends with someone and living with someone.

>>37030671
I don't know if that's the issue. The feeling I get is that Axel's family is just a lot poorer than Dez's or Altare's.

No, not the numbers...

Magni's numberfagging...

>Magni numberfagging in menshi

magni is numberfagging

Was there ever a case of a vtuber being swatted?

>He wouldn't have mind if Scarle put him in one of the actual tiers instead of making one specifically for him
Magni...

>>37031254
He accepted it already... kek

>He liked Black Adam
I'm actually going to drop him.

>>37031359
Soon we'll get an alt outfit where he can truly fit the stereotypical Tumblr Sexyman look.

so much magmite lore

>All magmites are branded like cows

more twitch collab, ugh

Magni, stop with collabs...

>Apex collab again

>Collab with EvilToast (?) and Amalee
Oh dear.

>>37031516
well in the series of mediocre superhero films so far, black adam actually looks good

>>37031635
Frog Vtuber and Singer->Vtuber

>>37031637
It was one of two films I've never finished. I walked out of the theater after an hour and a half.

>>37031635
>Amalee
Ugh

>magni is only accepting (some) collabs and not initiating from now on

>>37031635
dont know who and Uta from One piece Red (English VA)

Magni is killing the non-Tempus collabs

Magni said early on he went out of his way to set up a bunch of collabs, but from now on he is only going to do collabs if he gets approached for them and it's something he wants to do.

magni solo stream doko

>>37031747
Sonic Stream.

chupado

I will take my meds after this but I wonder if Magni saw that other thread and saw how the biggest criticism about Tempus was the amount of collabs

>>37031741
He got it out of his system.

>>37031635
I’m not really a fan of these weird ass collabs.
MAGNI never thinks as if he’s a member of Holostars, these collabs just feel like shit his RM would be interested in.

>>37031635
>Amalee
fucking femoids

magni is going to die

>>37031815
Sorry buddy but he's been saying it for a while. It was just A LOT of collabs.

>>37031815
I think he just realized collabing with strangers he had no chemistry with wasn't actually helping his channel to grow.

>>37031815
Do you think he lurks /MANS/ or at the very least /vt/

MAGNI IS DYING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Magni might fucking die
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

magni has six months to live

>mori wanted to do the Act 2 watch along
jesus Mori really is wanting top Magni

Why Tempus... keep dying everyday... just why

>>37031886
anon we got schizos for days, they ain't watching streams

>>37031959
All of hololive is like this

>>37031946
She's just like me.,.,.

is he getting getting butt implant?

>Magni will go through a lobotomy and become Axel

Magni's getting another set of arms attached

Which one of you fuckers said it was a prostate exam

>>37031946
I think Mori just found someone she can vibe with.
Former furry artist nakama.

I don’t mind it, just don’t loop other awkward Holo girls into this mess.

>>37032019
He wants to become like his oshi

>>37032038
wait who died?... don't say axel

"Maybe we should neuter Axel?"

>Maybe we should neuter Axel

Neuter Aniki Arc

Damn everybody wants Axel’s balls

>No new vegas

Wait, didn't someone from Holo play it?

>>37032204
They played 4.

>Vesper: I'm just gonna cum
>Magni: Ok, go ahead
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Has Magni never had friends over to play games?

>I'm just gonna cum
>go ahead
TvT

He's getting bonked because of that

>>37031851
>MAGNI never thinks as if he’s a member of Holostars
Yeah he's pretty much the only tempus I've seen like that.

>>37032418
I think watching the Stars concert helped though.

What the fuck is that obsession with one particular chain lmao

I need stronger meds, why am I so worried about Magni

"I am the upperclass white mom of Tempus"

the senpai getting new oufit... awesome... Naked Magni outfit doko?

>>37032600
why are you worried about him???

>>37032618
What the fuck is that metaphor even supposed to mean?

>>37032600
What are you worried about? He just keeps talking about Target

this is so fucking weird

>>37032683
>target
>magni
he's gonna be the first target ambassador

>>37032660
He goes to Target and impulse shops like a white mom?

Magni is my mom?

I want Magni to collab with Pokimane

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1591652722801053698

the amnesia..

One year ago:
https://streamable.com/z2zues

>vesper uses dog shampoo
HUH???

WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>37032633
>>37032683
I am too mentally unwell to figure out why as well sorry

>11/4
Graduate that faggot

>>37031946
https://streamable.com/z2zues

>>37032809

what the fuck
who’s dog shampoo was it

He really called his cat a bitch KEK

you don't wash cats

>Magni doesn't wash his hairy pussy
Stinky

I can't believe Magni called his cat Zeta a bitch

>>37032978
I mean, that's the guy who wants to punch his cat because of how cute it is

>>37032968
It's for his fursuit, he just forgot

What if Vesper really washes with dog shampoo..

>magni petting his pussy(cat) on stream
magni cmon you can't do that here....

He's subtly telling you that parasocial shit is cringe and to back the fuck off???

>>37032826
Magni might be my oshi but that was an asshole move and if he saw his mama's drawing of him and felt bad I'd say it's well deserved. This is why you don't start spewing shit about other people without thinking it through first, do it in private like the rest of us.

>>37033156

>>37033170
What the hell are you talking about?

>wants to kill people who mistreat animals
>also admits to wanted to beat the shit outta cute things
hmm?

>magni own a cat
It's over, he on the fucking path to become a hag.

>>37033278
He already said he's the white mom of Tempus, he just needs to drink red wine.

>>37033170
It's pretty amazing that you wrote such a coherent sentence that completely missed the tone of the Tweet.

>>37033170
You can’t grow without making mistakes

>>37033278
wait but axel has a (rescue) cat.... is tempus just a guild of hags and an ojisan?

>>37033268
Have you never heard of cute aggression?

>>37033349
no, altare is a shota

>>37033379
Yeah, Altare is a shota that Freaky Friday-ed into his older brother's body

>>37033379
3 hags and shotare ToT

>>37033349
Tempus is pretty balanced, two hags and two young ones.

>>37033449
no.... IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME......NOT HIM

>>37033310
Sis... did you not watch the karaoke...

Literally Kiara

>>37033170
Link to tweet where he spewed shit?

>Lord Chungus is 11
Oh no... we're going to see a Magni hiatus sometime in the future aren't we...

Any prediction on how long he'll take a break from streaming if Chungie bite the dust? 7-12 years is pretty close to the end of cat's lifespan.

I love cats so much but I'm a NEET and can't even take care of myself.

>>37033561
Cats can live a long time. My friend's cat lived to like 25

>>37033561
>>37033569
BEGONE YE DEVILS
BEGONE
DO NOT BRING THIS DEVIL TALK UPON THIS HOUSE
BEGOOOOONEE

>>37033561
Nah it's still young.

>>37033339
I'm not talking about the screenshot only, but it's honestly better if you don't know the full context. Just enjoy his mama's drawing anon

>>37033651
FUCK YOU

WHERE ARE THE STREAMS
WHERE ARE THEY
WHERE
WHERE'S THE FUCKING STREAMS

>>37033651
FUCK YOUUUU

>>37033651
i will slit your throat

>>37033729
>altare: full steam ahead choo choo
>magni: monday
>vesper: fuck you
>axel: he’s dead

>>37033651
>Se

how many cats do you have? i have 3

>>37033170
Running away to seethe and complain in a random corner of the internet, literal faggot behavior. Guess is why it resonates with a lot of faggots /here/ kek

>>37033824
God damn it

>>37033826
what are you, a woman?

>>37033651

>>37033826
None, but everytime I visit someone with a cat they snuggle up to me like I'm catnip. Even wild cats approach me, wonder what's up

>>37033826
5

>>37033842
So is Magni the Mori of Stars?

Btw, is that Crown user on twitter, that made Magni's thumb, a new Ika profile?
I don't know if the art style matches but it's a brand-new account with a similar name pattern and very good art.

>>37033875
they smell weakness.... you aren't weak, right?

https://youtu.be/xSucqw_QJ18
https://youtu.be/xSucqw_QJ18
https://youtu.be/xSucqw_QJ18

>>37033886
are you...

>>37033871
Shinove!! You came back! Shinove save us the Tempus members haven't been streaming much lately...

>>37033947
NOWA OJI I MISSED YOU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>37033913
Different person

>>37033947
>thumbnail
Sisters hes graduating

>>37033947
NOWAAAAAA

>>37033898
He's like a fusion of Astel and Mori, it's almost uncanny

>>37032965
Here's the /MANS/ VERSION

I fucking hate DST fuck you burgers I can't watch his streams live now fuck you

>>37033947
>2am
DST HATE

>>37033913
artstyle is different, so no

>>37034074 (me)
oops, forgot to turn off capslock

>>37034080
But the Don't Starve Together streams were so cool, I miss them.
yeah, it sucks, Nowa's streams were perfectly matched with my lunch time

>>37034074
love this thank you

>1 pm
DST LOVE

陽キャ LOVE

>>37034545

>>37034628
is fake, no one would give a man that fat a dumpy

>>37034676

>>37034628
Gamma is putting Magni's dumpy to shame.

>>37034718
3D really gives you a dumpy buff which means there’s hope for Axel

>>37034745
someone tell magni not to look.... he doesn't know he's already been dethroned....

JWU bros, any streams from the boys? I saw Magni had a member's but i'm poor and unlucky with gifts

>>37033156
I want Magni to look at me in disgust for being a parasocial creep!

>>37034866
if you got altare's, he got a guitar practice, otherwise none but tmrw vesper has a zatsu frame up

For fuck's sake guys. Where's the commandments?

>>37034989
anonchama... look up....

>>37034989
I know you can't read Axel but...

>>37034989
Axelotls really are as retarded as their oshi

I NEED art of Magni with his cat but he hasn't even described what she looks like probably because of RM reasons but that's just a wild guess

>>37035393
He has, she's a Himalayan.

>>37035393
If I remember correctly he said she was a Himalayan cat in that one twitch stream

>>37034881
This do it for you? Closest I've got

>>37035465
>>37035461
>Twitch
No wonder why I didn't remember. It was practically background noise to me.

>>37034545
faggot lost to commie twitter
>>37034628

>>37035354
Still reminder that Axel has read more than Vesper, the scholar, did on stream

>>37029327
Vesper can't even sleep in the same room as another person, living around someone as messy as Magni would probably be torture for him

The three boys will live in the house while grandpa lives in the detached MIL suite

>>37035715
I hope it doesn't get him in trouble

>>37036028
why would it get him in trouble

>>37035603
ganchan no...

>>37036096
Laplus is in there

>>37036155
Newchama where have you been?

So that’s it for today right? No chance aniki does a guerilla stream

>>37036155
cant say i'm too updated with the JP side of things but i read most JP unicorn swore off Laplus already (i read it here in 4chan so who knows)

>>37036251
Yeah, unfortunately Laplace went by the wayside. One of the saddest falls from grace.

>>37035982
and Altare will convince Vesper to let him move in with Vesper, under the pretense that Vesper does not have to pay for rent alone (Axel and Magni could have each other) how he would beg and promise to be clean and to respect Vesper's space as much as possible like a good housewife uungh

>>37036251
Smells like /vt/ cope because nobody bothers to explain why.

>>37036201
>>37036251
She may have played off-stream with leader, but she isn't following any of the stars (And I remember that she said on a clip that she doesn't wanna collab with them), so idk, I thought she was unicorn friendly

>>37036388
>Plays games with them off stream
>Refuses to ever collab
I mean, I know Hololive is a business, but holy fuck your boys have it so fucking bad

>>37036388 (me)
My bad, I'm retarded, she follows them (but not tempus), ignore my post

>>37036313
oh my god altare wanting to be vesper’s housewife… trying to learn to cook for him and keep the apartment clean… he would be so happy ToT

>>37036442
Some of the girls actually are good friends with the stars. They just don't want to collab on stream so their won't lose their paypigs.

Prepare yourselves for the Pokémon spam.

>>37036592
I’m excited to watch Altare play. I hope he gets a Pikachu.

>>37036592
Best time of the year, you meant?
Leader and Astel are trying to make a Stars PokeCup, and I know for sure Miyabi and Roberu are in if they caught whiff of it.

>>37036639
Same. I'm also excited for shiny pikachu endurance stream.

>>37036648
A pokémon tournament would be kino. Don't know how much they know about competitive tho, It's better that either everyone knows the basics or no one knows shit, to make it more entertaining

>>37036801
Akai naa~

>>37036592
leader talks big about it, let's see if he can back it up

>>37036550
I mean, I get that. It just seems scummy as fuck.

>>37036931
deal with it anon, like us starsJP fans have for 3 years.

>>37036592
HELL YEAH. who do you think is going to pick the gay duck?

>>37037058
>gay
Magni. Axel will take the cat.
Leader already is taking the croc.

>>37037058
my guesses would be.. Altare with quaxly, Axel with fuecoco, and both Vesper and Magni would go Sprigatito

i have no real reason for these guesses but yea

>>37036801
1 pushup per non-shiny

>>37037145
Leader has said he's taking Fuecoco. He wants the fire type because Sinnoh happened to him.

I'm watching Gamma's 3D debut and holy shit, he's so fucking happy and animated I love it

>>37037058
If you tell vesper it's a Jojo duck then he'll probably pick it

I hope we can get at least one full Tempus Collab this week, but they're always dying and from what Magni said it's getting hard to fit on Axel's schedule.

>>37037011
Again, I get it. I'm not going to make a fuss about it because I've never watched the Holo girls anyway. This just cements the fact that I never want to watch them. Being fine with acting like your "friends" doesn't sit well with me.

>>37037376
>it's getting hard to fit on Axel's schedule
because it's Magni's fault with all the collabs he thought he could handle

>>37037376
Magni said they should be starting Grounded this week on Axels channel

I want to put Regis Altare in a jar and shake it.

>>37037712
No bulli the dumb riida

what's all this talk about magni wanting to marry vesper

>>37036313
Altare being Vesper's gatecrasher wife....

>>37036848
What teams would they field?
Who would be the Smogonfag?

>>37037811
In his member zatsu someone told him to marry vesper for taxes

>>37037145
ragus already said that only faggots go for the water type so no anon

>>37037859
Who would be the over researcher that spends hours looking up wikis, tutorials, metashit before playing a game?
Vesper

>>37034836
Nah, I'm afraid Axel is doomed to be Pancake Syrios.

it's dead hours, where is everyone

>>37038324
dead

By this time next year every member of Tempus except Altare will be dead. Altare will be streaming twice a day.

>>37038324
doing my drawing reps

>>37037966
if that were true, he would try more stuff not just the same games he played his whole life

>>37036592
I'm totally ready for it, I wanna see Altare be cute as he catches cute things

>collabs with Twitch for numbers (his own words)
>streams debuff Nintendo games, so people will watch him for HIM, not game
I like Magni, but he is so lost, holy shit. He'd be Tempus' official menhera if it wasn't already occupied by Altare

anybody has eh... links to the guides leader was using?
is for daily quest :)

>>37037966
I like that Vesper's willing to research shit and check wikis when he needs to

>>37038432
I wanna catch cute Altare qwq

>>37038441
IS Altare the official Tempus menhera? They both are but in pretty different ways.

>>37038441
>altare
>menhera
you got nuked from the catalog huh?
ABAYO!

>>37038464
Same, I'm the exact same way so it's incredibly relatable

>>37038507
Altare just seems awkward to me. He seems like he's somewhere on the spectrum in how he relates to people and tries to be funny and fails. Magni seems like he's genuinely got baggage

>>37038543
Dude, have you watched his streams?

Can't wait for StarsEN3, Holo rule of 3

https://twitter.com/ministarfruit/status/1591686609552150528
LOL

>>37038722
Yeah, because I'm gonna be in it.

>>37038745
yes, im in it

>>37038648
Altare is autistic as fuck and has self-esteem issues and trauma but he’s more subtle about it. He might have a gamer moment eventually though.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1591695878565531648

>>37038861
ZETAXEL INTERACTION

>>37038741
These are godly screams

ZETAXEL BROS ASSEMBLE

ZETAXEL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG
ZETAXEL I LOVE YOU GUYS PLEASE DO A SEX COLLAB AND A MARRIAGE COLLAB AND A FAMILY COLLAB AGGGHDHDUEJ9DWOOSNDIDUWJBW

>>37039002
The fuck are you talking about, nigga?

>>37038861
>>37038942

>>37038837
NTA, but being an awkward weirdo doesn't make you a menhera.

>>37039002
>>37038942

YES YES SEX COLLAB WUOOOOOOOOAAHHH I NEED THIS TOO

>>37038741
I was wondering if there was an actual clip of Axel screaming but he usually just reverts to Japanese when he panics or gets scared

HE IS OVERCOMING HIS TRAUMA HE CAN DO IT QWQ
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1591676252959944704

>>37039101
altare it’s 3am please go to sleep

>>37039101
Yo leader won an Aram. His lucky really is turning

>>37039002
>>37039093
Donmai, Axelschizo

>>37039002
meds...zetaxel anons please take them...

i have a simple desire, i want to eat hotpot with axel

>>37039131
>magnoir week ends
>altare starts getting great card pulls and wins an aram
naruhodo

>>37039178
malatang meal with aniki uuuooohh I'm gonna feed aniki so much meat

>>37039178
If you're a guy, join StarsEN 2 and you can have your wish. If you're a girl, just become an ecchi na neechan cosplayer and move to Japan.

>>37038648
maggage*

fr though, both of them have trauma and family issues. Technically Vesper and Axel also have talked about some emotionally damaging things from one parent but they seem to be better adjusted. I think Axel's mom was the least emotionally damaging, and he seems to have the healthiest relationship with his family from what all I've heard from streams

>>37038942
WE'RE BACK BABY

>>37039220
why not both?

>>37039220
...Or join Hololive, but everyone is gonna hate you so Idk it would be worth it.

Thinking about leader’s desire to be organized and mature vs him being a dumb kid is making me want to see him in a DDLB relationship with Vesper…

>>37039264
Just join ID. Risu and Iofi groomed Oga so they got to eat together in Japan.

>>37039099
I dunno about a full-on scream, but there's a pretty famous example of his scared dingo noises
https://youtu.be/CaiY5k8MxZQ?t=3244

>>37038441
>>37038650
>>37038837
none of you watch streams or understand the meaning of the words your lot keeps throwing around
literal catalognigger behavior

>>37039310
Axel's laugh during this part is amazing.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1591701702117556224

>>37039220
>If you're a guy, join StarsEN 2
still working on it

>>37039256
I think Axel seems to have damage from girls in highschool he knew too. Didn't he say that some of the started bad rumors about him just because he did not care for them and had only eyes for his crush?
Also this https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1591592214991622144

>>37039069
Not always but often. Being an awkward weirdo can lead to mistreatment and ostracism that can lead to menhera if they weren't already

i hope you guys get into EN2. i need more men to sexualize

>>37039415
I'm a tenor. Hopefully they recruit a bass and Holostars can finally have a barbershop quartet.

I think Altare should play more puzzle games. :)

>>37039415
I'm gonna get in to StarsEN2 to bang Moona

>>37039533
Make sure you put that in your audition form.

>>37039504
I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for that. He said he doesn't like puzzle stuff because he's too dumb.

>>37039533
This but Magni

>>37039577
Axel is unironically much better at puzzles.

>>37039533
same but I'm gonna bang Vesper and Oga

>>37039533
based, a very respectable target

>>37039533
Based.

Is Axel still dead?

>>37039647
He's likely watching the ID overwatch collab

>>37039647
Yes, they are looking into replacing him like Paul McCartney.

>>37039533
Same but with every girl in EN, just to NTR their bfs and dump them after

>>37039310
Phasmo seems to be the game that gets him. This was a good scream from the Pochi collab https://youtu.be/ERx6w2OwpgQ&t=1h21m08s

>>37039689
This is why the girls don't interact with Holostars

>>37039504
This except with the "max int" alchemist

>>37039668
is he? can someone SC to know if he is watching?

>>37039713
No one is gonna hire a creep like that, anon

>>37039668
getting NTR'd live too, Zeta playing with her wife Kaela

>>37039757
Explain Vesper
He's probably trying to bang Bae as we speak

>>37039577
That’s why I want it. I want to watch him struggle.

>>37039769
>Vesper
KEK

>>37039776
based and same.

>>37039707
I don't think it's Phasmo specifically that gets him so much as it is Phasmo is just the only horror game with jumpscares he's been willing to play on stream so far.

>>37039769
Imagining Vesper trying to seduce a woman is making me kek. Dude could open an Olive Garden using the contents of his pockets.

>>37039776
why are altventurers like this?

>>37039753
Why do you not do it yourself? Can't always to expect others to do your job and be a creep for you coward baka

>>37039668
Anon he’s half dead already. Imagine watching a 5 person Overwatch collab in ID, that would certainly kill him

>>37039824
Because he’s really cute and now that I’ve seen what he looks like as a kicked puppy, I want more.

>>37039855
I'm sick too and I'm watching them, I turned down the volume (enough to hear them just a bit) and I'm just fine...

>>37039820
True and the fact that that is probably the most “horror” game we will ever get him to play saddens me immensely

>>37039859
Based.

>>37039932
Yeah, it's kind of impressive that dingo is somehow even more of a coward than Dez. Even Magni was willing to do the Mortuary Assistant.

>>37039932
>>37040079
You know what we can do? Axel needs a sexy nee chan to join him on a horror game like Vesper did for Magni and Altare, I bet he can't say no :^)

>>37040215
he already play phasmo with pochi, altho him playing a horror game sounds good i think will prioritize the games he couldn't played this week

>>37039769
Listen, I know you love him and all but that man couldn't seduce a woman to save his life. He will slap some asses though.

>>37040215
who though? i know zeta zeta zeta blah blah but it seems she in unfazed by horror games, i doubt it would be good content

this sounds extremely randon but i feel like vesper would be better at seducing men than women

>>37040326
ABAYO

>>37040260
I don't know, he seems to have seduced a bunch of besties just fine.

>>37040215
>>37040295

>>37040079
>coward

>>37040374
Sure why not? Axel can saviourfag this one...

>jp are getting new costume
our boys will get some soon....right?

>>37040260
>that man couldn't seduce a woman
The goth girl? Like he literally did nothing and yet she came up to him
Also the /cbdct/ femcels who got obsessed with grooming him to be more bfe after that one drunk stream where he gave kisses? Like just gave some kisses and already got vesties thirsting over him so hard
Not to forget the Vesplings with daddy issues. Just act like a dad and they will miss you

>>37040437

>>37040295
I don't think axel thinks of her as a sexy nee chan ...

>>37040469

>>37040419
"coward to moushimasu" indeed
https://youtu.be/ERx6w2OwpgQ

>>37040462
maybe he's just ugly or a freak, otherwise women would be at his feet

seeing the different ships people have for Axel makes me realize that i don't care who he'd prefer to hang out with, i just want to see that dingo getting some

>>37040526
you say that now. make sure they are a good one.
t.regular

>>37040443
>17 stripes
they will get their costumes after OG9 and uproar. I will NOT take my meds!!!