/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

my wife

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

Child

look at it

I wish she loved me as much as I love her

https://litter.catbox.moe/dgx1ju.webm

>>36995581
I AM LOOKING, NOW WHAT?

>>36996019
squish

>>36995581
I appreciate that they made her cheeks twice as squishable in 3D

>>36995581

3.5 hours of goob this week...

i think gura is back to the place she was before moving. maybe her other parents home

She loves us more than you could ever know.
My wife really means it.

>>36996533
RT and M

>>36996533
RT RT RT

>>36995810
Gooming time already? God that sounded so hot...

>>36996578
it says "hold RT"
you just quickly squeezed her had three times

>>36996533
RT

How do we cope with Gura being diagnosed with ligma?

>>36996657
It's simple, we kill Steve Jobs

>>36996721
who that

>>36996911

My city is getting some snow today for the first time. I hope Gura gets to see some snow this year, too.

Chumbuds, we are more spoiled than a mesugaki because we have the best oshi

>>36997090
Were we the brats this whole time?

are we still winning...?

Moom doing a members karaoke tonight. I wonder if Gura might do a karaoke this weekend too

>>36997473
>Gura
>Streaming

1pm raid lets go bros

>>36997549
She streamed yesterday you retarded ape

>>36997570

how much is the daki going to be?

gura killed mythbreakers

>>36997824
good

>>36997910
that's what I knew you would say

>>36997824
Damn, she really is the best. Thanks for not making me listen to the braphog, Goob.

>>36997824
Good

member stram tomorrow

>>36997969
you should thank her in a superchat, bro, i'm sure she'd appreciate it.

Wow, they're really here. Sho sho, back to global.

>>36997824
Go back to global.

>>36997824
Doesnt have to waste time on that anymore. Great

Looks like no one gives a shit to him in global kek

>>36998132
Please refrain from posting pictures of me without my permission, thank you.

>>36997824
Based, thank you Gura

Surprise stream tonight, right? I want to chat with her so badly

>>36997255
Maybe the real brats was the friends we made along the way

>>36997749
~80- 100 is my guess

>>36998292
nice eyebrows sis

Guys I lifted Gura's skirt in public to get a whiff and now she's giving me this look. What do I do?

>>36998475
y-you don't have to shave your eyebrows gura...

>>36997824
i have no idea what that even is

post more depressed gura

Monday get here already....I hate when a return stream is just an "okay"

remember that one episode of OG spongebob with the talent show, where spongebob can literally just mop a floor and people go wild for it, much to the chagrin of his competition? Gura has that spongebob quality and others seething over it. her competition literally has to sell sex while she giggles like an idiot vacuuming her floor, kicking their asses all the way.
never felt so lucky to be alive than getting to be here for it.

Gura should play the Metal slug games, is the perfect game to finish in 1 stream and you can't actually fail no matter how bad you are since there's always infinite lives options

>>36999595
the issue is that we NEED some kind of clarification as to Gura’s potential health issues. i really don’t think it’s anything serious, but the possibility that it is is causing some serious concern, at least at a subconscious level.
if i had a friend or family member i had some hint was sick, i’d damn sure want to know details. that’s just the way it is with people we care about, and i can’t help but think she really wants to tell us.

>>36999774
No we don't, wtf are you even talking about I didn't even mentioned health drama

>>36999774
>says she doesn’t want to talk about it
>I can’t help but think she means the exact opposite

>>36999774
Who is "we"? Your typing style reminds me exactly of the schizo retard that posts here all the time.

>>37000212
pretty sure he means his doxcord

>>37000414
I will never forgive her...

>>36999774
oh fuck off you carbonated grapefruit

>>36999774
I mean I get what you're saying. I care about Gura a lot and if someone I knew IRL that I really cared for sad some vague shit about going to a doctor and potentially receiving bad news, I'd be pretty fucking worried about it. But I think it's pretty clear it was her choice not to tell us because she didn't want to make things weird. Sadly she's a baka who already made things weird by bringing it up in the first place.

>>37000606
You're replying to a schizo, anon. Gura brought up the doctor visit because people have been telling her to go for a while now, and she felt proud that she actually went and did it. The health problem was more embarrassing than serious, or else she wouldn't have even brought it up at all.

Gura not streaming in the weekends is bullshit. What kind of a stream day is fucking monday and wednesday anyway. Stream when more people can watch for fuck's sake

>>37001068
FATFUCK

>>37001091
Did someone call me?

>>37001113
I am calling the cute fatfuck, not you

>>37001135
oh...

>>37000793
I don't think she's dying or anything but I couldn't help but be worried about it

>>37001175
Your worrying is understandable, but I wouldn't get worked up over it. Trust in the shark

lub me gub

>>37001253
Goop

>>37001325
gwubie

>>37001325
Goob

>>37001325
Goomba

>>37001413
>>37001425
>>37001468
Gouda

>>37001490
>Gouda

>Gura didn't do another dino goob stream for halloween
>never got tempgura or donut gura
>VR is probably forever dead for her and she's never using it
sigh

goob is ebbing.. how can we make her flow again?

Just watched the VOD
Did she really say no stream over the weekend except maybe a members one?
Nothing normal planned for all of Saturday and Sunday? Why?

have you buds ever dreamed of gura? i had my first one and i want it to happen again. nothing happened, i just flirted with her a bit and she was cute and sweet

>>37001604
she just said she wants to do Amogus VR though

>>36995715
>>37001468
rubrubrubrubrub

>>37001631
deserved break

>>37001490
gooooop goop

>>37001634
A few times. Most of them at least had some cuddling and kissing and some had full on sex with her, it was great.

>>37001626
She's gathering power for the Christmas season.

Are we being invaded by newfags that don't know about Guras MWF schedule?

>>37001604
>VR is probably forever dead
watch stream

>>37001634
it's kind of sad i guess but yeah, two times. just cuddling in bed

I kinda miss the BigFish arc

>>37001634
Whenever I fall asleep with one of her VODs on in the background I usually have a dream about her. Always wake up feeling depressed though.

it sounded like gura wants to make us cum even harder next valentines. what does she have in store?

>>37001840
Either succubus RP or little sister RP with an actual ASMR mic.

>>37001840
something girly, pink, and frilly apparently

Vored by Gura!

I will now learn how to lucid dream so I can mating press Gura.

>>37001687
so she just doesn't care about EN VR collabs anymore?

>>37002190
Who do you think she's playing with?

She'll never do ASMR again, will she? I'm kinda giving up on it... fuck

>>37002363
give her time, don't force it just let it come naturally

>>37002291
her real friends

Gurass

>>37002363
she just found her asmr mic bud
>>37002447
nice i like snot collabs

>>37002447
Yeah me

>>37002447
Yeah me

>>37002447
Yeah me

>>37002363
She mentioned finding her 3Dio. I don't think she would have even brought it up if she didn't plan on doing more ASMR

I love her, not just her talents or her as a person but I love her very soul and no matter how low her self-esteem is right now or how bad she thinks of herself, I would forgive anything and find a remedy for all her regrets, I'd do whatever I can so that she won't have any more regrets ever because I love her like she wouldn't believe... I'd love to embrace her every day especially when she's feeling down or frustrated and I'd love to pat her head and caress her pretty and fluffy, wavy long hair. Whenever she cries I would caress her tear-stained cheeks and tell her I'll be there for her whenever she needs me until death takes me away from her. I love her so much it's unreal.

>>37002363
I'd pay to get a heartbeat asmr stream from her.

>>36999828
subconsciously that is what’s bothering you.
>>37000212
even if you don’t think “we,” that is the reality for yourself.
>>37000606
yup, and that’s where we’re currently stuck.
>>37000793
it’s def more serious than embarrassing based on how she behaved.

>>37001631
That's normal. Her schedule is Mon, Wed and Fri then members in the week end if she can but it's never 100%.

Gura should do bratty little sister JOI

>>37000793
this schizo knew something was wrong with Myth almost immediately after the rust s2 finale stream and have been proven irrefutably correct. also about Gura having IBS, which has been really obvious since her 2nd month of streaming.

hey anon, want some...
a...
a...
A-CHOO!
*sniff* excuse me. want some M&Ms?

>>37002473
>>37002513
What about the KU100 she supposedly ordered twice? And I know she found the 3DIO, but the fact that she even forgot about it for so long... I'm just not optimistic

>>37002736
everyone in ggg would eat them out of her fucking hands.

>>37000606
It's not that hard to guess. She said "then people will peculate" so she avoided going into details but it's possible she had a problem with her genitals or her breasts. Sadly females have higher chances of tumors than men, I used to be a regular visitor at an oncology department in the biggest hospital of my city and nearly 90% of patients were women.

>>37002736
Imagine how many she dropped.

>>37002704
Would Gura be able to pull of collabing with your brother on stream without it being a yab?

>>37002363
The ASMR love nest is nearing completion, then she'll give us naizuri and succy and lift her skirt to pee on us.

>>37001783
Same desu

>>37002967
With who? she got a brother of her own even if he's younger, it would be fun to see her interact with him and maybe tease him as the oneechan. Her brother would be a cute shota, if he can pull a shota voice it would be an amazing skit.

I love Gawr Gura. So you faggots better back the fuck off

>>37003117
cringe

>>37003128
>falling in love with other people's wives
The mistake was yours. My wife would never betray me.

>>36997824
What the fuck is mythbreakers? Is that the retarded ttrpg shit?

>>37002704
https://youtu.be/BKGRHinoRRQ?t=5106

>>37001631
What, you think just because she's been away for 7 days she's going to skip her weekend break? Roru! Would you do that for your job?

>>37000793
Nah. She said she didn't want people speculating which means it probably had something to do with her lady parts

>>37001591
no fucking way this is real...

>>37001631
Because she acts like she is some 9-5 mon-friday wage slave who gets weekends off. She barely works during the week

>>37003229
How To Watch? Link Is Not Work

>>37001634
Yep. I've dreamt about her like 10 times. Sometimes it's her and sometimes it's the roommate. I get depressed when I wake up and realize it was a dream

>>37002363
Nope. She got embarrassed by the only real ASMR she ever did. Maybe it was her friends or family that made her feel embarrassed

>>37003427
you need to not be a grey seanig to watch that

>>37003511
The siren humming was ASMR too

>>37003444
Same.

ok im going to bed, wake me up before the stream
thanks anon, i know i can count on you

>>37003715
technically right now is before the stream
WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>37003427
Still funny every time

>>37001634
I dreamed her at least 2 times. I almost never remember my dreams unless I sleep-walked and woke up while walking. The first time I dreamed her she was as her roommate and she was a loli like actual preteen roommate loli even though I have never seen her loli photos before, my mind just pictured her as 2013 Amira Willighagen with her hair being darker and longer. I was holding her hand while walking down a street, she was wearing black yoga pants and a wide coat that looked oversized for her, she was very cute. I know she probably never looked like that when she was a preteen but that's just how it was in my dream. The second time felt like I was watching one of her streams in my dream, that's all. Now excuse me while I go reset my IP because the janny can't wait to start drama and ban even the slightest mention of roommates.

>>37003715
>stream
lol

>>37003427

Gura please do a member stream tomorrow not tonight I need to spend three hours cutting my own hair

>>36996533
Combo

>>36996533
RT

>>37004446
>2022
>not just using Braun with 2cm distancer

God bless this girl.

>>37005199
God bless this shark

>>37003427
Now this is pod racing

>>37002732
Stop talking about yourself in the third person

Reminder that Gura never lies to her chumbies and all her antis are playing a losing game
>"Close-minded people annoy me the most"
actually mad at Ina during the EN Among Us collab
>"I can't play Crazy Taxi because permissions work differently here on EN"
Katamari Damacy permissions further confirmed this
>"I have Covid"
Fauna, Ame and possibly Ina caught Covid from Kiara/Mori but not for Gura
>"House hunting, a real bummer but also a change for the better please understand me guys"
followed by a series of 3D lives involved with Mori, Shion, Marine, Aqua, Okayu and other Myth members
>"Debut goals"
fulfilled, all of them
>"I only watch Hololive"
*ignores all the nijiniggers*

and the list goes on

>>37005798
???

>>37005798
sir this is the gura thread

>>36995810
i bet if i put this on loop i could goom to this. this is one of my favorite things she's ever said

goob 2nite?

>>37006429
Depends on goob if we get a members stream this weekend

>>37006684
>>37006429
If we were getting a members stream today it would be at 5pm ET and she would have made a members post by now.
So, no.

>>37006684
I choose to beleeb

>>37006429
yes, she wants to play the new sonic

Gura cute Gura cute!

oh shit i've just connected the dots
the reason why Gura was changing her setup is probably because she was improving her space for VR, in this year's animeNYC people will be able to talk to the holos in a VR space as stated by this post https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1588018131792007175?t=e3WAMeM57XD71y8ab0hthw&s=19
also it's possible that Gooba went to a doctor to see if anything can be done about her low resistance to motion sickness so she could participate.

>>37006429
when she said "maybe" a member stream during the weekend you shouldn't have actually expected one

Mori suki...

>>37007665
i hope that she realizes that it's possible to just use her oversized monitor to see instead of the headset if that's the case

I don't know why everyone is pretending like TTRPG wasn't good.

>>37007633
her tail looks especially plump and juicy in this pic, i wanna take a bite out of it

Member stream tomorrow Gooba please, I need you...

>>37008236
most of it sucked, but everything Gura did was brilliant. I still respected Calli at that time so enjoyed her too, but now I can't relisten to it cos I can't stand her.

My wife is the sweetest, cutest, most adorable girl ever. Change my mind.

>>37008236
It peaked with the intros and went downhill from there
I miss Scout

>>37008262
i want to sniff her armpits and socks. and tailpit.

>>37007665
Gura isn't a listed holo at that event

https://youtube.com/shorts/al3fPXZdgSo
Cute shark

>>37008547
why she in the promo pic then?

>>37006872
Sonic is for monday

>>37008576
cute

>>37008576
i fucking hate shorts as a format. I'm not on a fucking mobile.

>>37008604
Because she's one of the three ambassadors that they are using to announce expo and con related events.

>>37008699
so they just kinda using her...

Thoughts?
https://files.catbox.moe/fwg77w.png

>>37008699
sora and gura i can understand, why the squirrel tho? pretty sure there are other id's who are more famous?

>>37008774
looks like she's vomiting out of her cunny

>>37008751
Yes, that was obvious from the second they made that announcement
>>37008777
Pretty sure they wanted someone from the first gen of each branch, and Sora of course. The only other options for ID are Moona and Iofi

>>37008657
ikr? that's so retarded considering that normal humans use youtube mobile in horizontal

>>37008774
You should kill yourself

>>37008845
and normal humans film in horizontal as well. Of course the rest of the world has to be fucking retarded and film vertically.

>>37008774
looks bad

>>37008774
not into peeing but otherwise really nice work

>>37007633
I need those socks to be real

>>37008774
based

>>37008657
Same desu that's why I do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al3fPXZdgSo

>>37008236
It got drawn out and more boring the longer it went on because Mori was a bland DM with bad ideas sourced from her members.
It's really bad when your players are idling and doing other shit when it's not their turn to actually play and the most fun they have is when technical problems happen and they're free to talk amongst themselves about random shit.

>>37008774
Too yellow. She drinks a lot of water and she said her pee is transparent basically just water.

>>37008774
That is some gooey unhealthy looking pee

>>37008236
I will take any opportunity whatsoever to hear Gura roleplay. Hopefully by the time mythbreakers finishes EN3 or EN4 is out and they finally have enough members Gura actually likes to have a group.

>>37009378
That was when she was drinking a ton of tea. There are definitely times when she's dehydrated and her pee is super yellow.

stream tonight?

>>37009892
HOT

>>36997824
Did she really? Who aaid that? Super based if true.

>>37009915
nobody knows but it's looking unlikely. member streams give notifications now so you should be good to fuck off

>>37009987
Mori said someone isn't interested in continuing it. Only a retard would think that person is Gura, but dramafags gonna dramafag.

>>37009915
We already left the frame drop time, maybe members tomorrow

>>37009915
No, her member stream time is literally in 5 minutes and we've had not a word from her.

>>37009915
No, maybe tomorrow but unlikely

>>37010222
I'm pretty sure that person is Mori. She doesn't want to admit it's a her problem. The second half o Mythbreakers pretty much gave off the impression she didn't care to do it. Shows up half asleep for 2 sessions, Inserts a filler arc because of Squid Games that got broken in half because of said showing up half asleep. Promised double the sessions but then cuts it short for no reason. Delays the finale to do a TTRPG with another group. Cancels the finale a 2nd time for off-collab. Then does another TTRPG with another group. Mori putting the blame on someone else seems right up her alley since she's had many opportunities to end it but chooses not to, even though she was the cause of the lack luster second half in the first place.

>>37010329
wasn't the last member stream at 10 pm?
Never say never...haha....

>>37010515
I can tell you have no idea what you're talking about after 2 sentences.

>>37010515
Mori literally said “it’s my fault”

>>37010590
this image would be really cute if they didn't draw her with such a huge chest

>>37010847
It's cute anyway fag.

>>37010590
don't understand why people continue to draw her with tits against Gura's wishes. Do they just not give a fuck what gura wants or? Do they not listen? Is it malicious? I don't get it.

https://twitter.com/bythebelle/status/1591553101093564416

>>37011055
is that a tranny? Very tranny name. Just a gut feeling.

>>37010966
fuck off retard she should be flat.

>>37011299

>>37008236
It wasn't, really. It started out okay with the solo sessions and their first big session together. Then it went rapidly downhill.

>>37011055
fuck she even looks like a tranny. Unless it's one of those girls that just look like that. But my trandar be a pinging. If they just didn't exist, we wouldn't have to second guess ourselves all the time.

>gura smelling my stinky dick

>>37011028
>against Gura's wishes

>>37011055
What is this? I want to know the burning question.

>>37011598
>Gura made sure recent merch and other official art were flat as could be

>>37011666
some kind of behind-the-scenes panel about shark'd, i suppose? i am not there but i thought i'd pass it along in case someone here was in the area.

>>37011028
wat? I thought her being flat bothering her was canon.

>>37011028
Because they're artists and they draw what they want?

>>37012001
but she wanted too make sure cover represented her as flat like in shark'd and her merch etc. She likes being flat.

>>37010966
>>37011598
nice

>>37012023
this guy gets it
I love seeing Gura with a bombshell body like Calli's as much as with one like the 2 above

>>37012023
They should draw what I want. Otherwise what good are they?

>>37012053
interesting, I only remember her ranting about it, but I guess that was just in-character then

>>37012001
Retard that's part of the whole trope. She likes being pettan though, watch streams.

>>37011488

>>37012168

>>37007633
>>37009093
I would wear the Gura thighhighs

>>37012081
I don't like bombshell bodies as much. They usually draw her too tall. Gura definitely has breast envy but I've never heard her say anything about wishing she was taller.

>>37011028
Calm down dumbo.

if gura wants bigger boobs she should let me suck on her nipples a few times a day so that she will lactate

>>37012142
She has breast envy, but at the same time she loves being flat because she knows how fucking erotic and sexy flat chests are.

the only time you should change a characters shape is to improve upon it. such as making them cunny.
cunnifying is always an improvement.
boobifying is not an improvement under any circumstance.

>>37012358
i'm calm. I'd be capslocking and calling everyone cunts and faggots if i was mad.

Begone boob lovers

>>37012416

>>37012480
don't kick Gura out

>>37011055
This animation really gave this studio a burst in popularity, I hope they are also animating her anime opening

Sex with a fembud.

>>37012696
this could have been one of the best streams ever

>>37012836
It was still pretty good.

>have to watch Ame to know that her and Gura talked yesterday
I really wish she'd stop hiding that they're friends. It's so weird.

warning very scary do not open

Does she really need a break after one stream? Taking the weekend off again..
I need more shark

>>37013252
Enjoy your vacation

>>37013252
so scawy

>>37013252

>>37013178

>>37013252
My heart...

>>37013593
I volunteer to adopt this Gawr

>>37013593
gawr is a messy eater

>>37013252
I don't want lewds of Gura looking like this. That would be terrible, I would hate them and not goom at all.

I would especially hate lewds of Gura with a tiny torso in the shape of a little jelly bean with a tiny pokey little butt.

Is gura dead?

If I'm married to Gura does that mean I'm married to Shion and Miku by extension? Concubines maybe?
Maybe with Okayu as a bonus?

i want to punch gura's tummy until she cums

>>37014461
she's ebbing

>>37014404
Yup, that's the body type of a 9 year old and we all know that children are disgusting. Who would find that attractive?

>>37014580
gura not ebi though?
gura same???

>>37014603
yeah 9 is by far the most disgusting age, when children are at their grottiest and most disgusting.

>>37014580
I appreciate that Gura made her pattern of behavior explicit and phrased it in a very memetic way.

Obscene shark child.

I want to hug her from behind and caress her womb as I release a load in the deepest point of her cunny and kiss her head while I tell her she's the cutest girl in the world and I love her more than anything.

Im getting the urge to roll again...

she hates streaming....

I'm ebiing

>>37014820
God damnit stop correcting your poor loli maid so much. Look at her, she's fucking broken.

>>37014670
So true. What kind of freak would want to be around those brats starting to get curious about sex and to teach them all about certain adult activities?

>>37014927
Nyo. After we complete the soccer team, maybe.

I'm so in love and lust with this bratty child that's just too fucking sexy for her own good.
Thinking about her gives me a boner and also makes my heart flutter.

fuck i miss her today. I've got a really stressful day lined up today, and I don't want to do it. I just want to be with gura. My stupid depression takes advantage of my love for gura and envelopes it in sadness. But I still always manage to smile for her. I just wanted to protect her smile, but I didn't realize she was protecting mine.

>>37015051
Perfectly natural and healthy reaction when confronted with the ideal mating partner.

>>37014580
she's lazy*
>>37014696
I wish she'd be honest and say she's too lazy to stream.

>>37014822
Same desu I just beat Katamari

>ebbing
>when we're back to reliable delivery shark schedule.
???

>>37015179
i fucking hate people like you that have no empathy for what lazy people actually go through. How much we fucking struggle to do anything at all.

>>37015196
Have you not watched the last 2 streams or something

>>37015300
I did. And Gura was cute in all of them.

I'm gonna be honest with you chumbuds. You need to let your oshi rest some more or something. Her voice is literally starting to sound like pink cat's. Her vocal cords are fucked. Her voice is just getting deeper and deeper. It don't even fit her model anymore.

>>37015196

>>37015340
She's always cute, that's not the point

>>37015362
congrats. That is the stupidest thing i've read all morning.

>>37014580
She's ebbing to death

Here take this.

>>37014461

>>37015509
sankyuu

>>37015116
I like it, but it's also frustrating.
Dammit I love Gura!

Gura masturbates

>>37016108
We need some art of Gura using her magic wand

>>37016108
to me (i am very handsome)

>>37016108
my pp hard now

>>37016108
I want to see and hear her do it without her knowing I'm there...

>>37015300
how can she ebb when she is streaming you dumb cunt?

>>37016289
If you can't notice the changes in her behavior you're just admitting you don't watch

I am deeply terrified of being complacent with my situation in life. If I stay complacent I will shoot myself

I would kill each and every single one of you for the opportunity to sniff Gura's hair once

>>37016502
Timestamps of specific behavior? Let's see how deep the schizo hole goes.

I will sniff Gura's hair without killing anyone of you buds.

I will kill all you buds but still not get to sniff Gura's hair.

>>37015370
Why am I under a nose?

>>37017050
Bad end

Reminder: I would murder all of you with my bare hands to even share the same continent with Gura.

What would you do if you saw someone wearing Gura merch in public?

>>37016805
I'm not wasting looking for timestamps, I dont really care if you don't see it.

>>37017286
Same hat.jpg

>>37017286
Stare at them and stalk them a little if they're going in the same direction as me.

>>37017286
if they're a biological female? Rape them.

>>37017286
I'd "oh shit, look at that!" in mind while continuing whatever errand I was doing.

>>37017286
Mating press

>>37017286
Depends what they look like, if it's some weird dude in his 40's I would avoid, a guy in his 20's I'd probably just say "nice shirt bud" and see if he wanted to talk, if it was a woman I would probably stalk her.

Reminder: Gura made us watch gay dancers and therefore owes us sexytime so we can reassert our heterosexuality.

>>37017286
Say nothing to them unless it's one of the rare days I have hololive merch on. People have asked me about my holo merch before but no one has specifically known Gura yet, just that they get interested by the anime stuff

>>37017735
what if was a non-weird dude in his 50s

>>37017735
>some weird dude in his 40's
ow... my feelings...

Will she like Sonic? I haven't seen anything about this game

>>37017800
I love this art

>>37017769
>>37017789
Sorry oldbuds, but I would honestly just assume any guy in his 40's or 50's wearing the merch of a loli shark vtuber is probably a pedophile.

>>37017800
I really doubt it, but I hope she does like it.

>>37017800
Very likely no. There's a chance she will like the stages and hate the open parts, in which case we might be able to get her to play some other Sonic games, but probably not

>>37017800
I have never enjoyed a Sonic game

>>37017286
If it's a guy and I like the merch I'd ask hiom where he got it. If it's a woman I'll probably just look at her from afar and continue what I'm doing.
>>37017735
What about 30's?

>>37017939
You think you'll grow out of your love for Gura/cunny?

>>37017800
Damn, this is such a hot pose.

>>37017975
I'll never not love Gura.
And also cute little anime girls.

>>37017800
I expect a lot of hit + grab rings + hit + grab brings instead of progress

>>37017800
I watched a couple of minutes of gameplay. Sonic is completely silent which is kinda funny, but also probably bad for streaming/commentary

>>37017971
>What about 30's?
Honestly then it just depends what he looks like, reasonably healthy, smartly dressed, sure I'd probably strike up conversation. Emaciated or overweight basement dweller phenotype? Avoid.
>>37017975
>You think you'll grow out of your love for Gura/cunny?
No, but I'm early 20's so by the time I reach my 30's Gura won't be streaming anymore and my love for Gura is basically the only weeb-y thing about me. I'm basically a normie who got sucked in by the loli shark and I can't imagine falling in love with another chuuba in the same way again.

>>37017800
She'll like the tutorial and guided levels but once she hits the open world garbage she'll wander around aimlessly until she hits the 2 hour mark and then ends the stream.

>>37017939
well...

I'm horny for Gura

>>37018244
no wonder no one has ever talked to me when i got out. 3 years, and not one human interaction. God i love life, it's so fair and fun.

i hope she does a member stream early tomorrow because i wont be home until late and want to lay in bed watching it without the stress of trying to make funny comments so she reads them out loud

>>37017286
Chumbuds all fucking hate each other so I wouldn't say anything

>>37018388
You can just not try to make funny comments. That's what most viewers and even chatters do.

>>37018543
>Chumbuds all fucking hate each other
Why you say this?

I hate all of you

I don't hate chumbuds, but I WILL be the last one.
I hope you're prepared.

>>37018546
she's read out 7 of my comments in diffrent streams and even said my name once i'm addicted and can't stop now

Gura's cunny pee, so warm and tasty...

>>37018546
it's fun making her laugh, and i'm sure it cheers her up too

>>37019086
I'm no pissfag but

>>37018244
wdym, Gura will stream forever. But she's gonna need a lot of breaks to do that, which is why I don't go schizo over that stuff.

>>37019179
Why cope? Gura has hinted she'll graduate enough times. Not anytime soon, but someday.

>>37019246
Nuh-uh, she said she'd be around as long as we are.

December is going to suck.

>>37019179
>Gura will stream forever
I wish, but no I think she has another 2 years in her, maybe 3 at a push. 5 years of vtubing has a nice sound to it. Hopefully she doesn't retire from entertaining people completely afterwards and continues to do other projects.

I know you're depressed, but we don't need to talk about such things.
We will all also die someday and you don't know when or how.

>>37019334
Nah, she will do a gold anniversary concert one day.