/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

okay honestly the way altare talks to astel is so cute kek https://youtu.be/84pghPEndMY

I LOVE my cute leader!!!

>>36974774
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

ANIKIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUU

>>36975096
AMEN

>>36975047
kodo and leader's off collab doko

>>36975096
Amen.

I LOVE MY DEMON GOD-KING HUSBAND

>>36975096
AMEN

>>36975115
After his vacation in Bali

>>36975112
this magbeats image is so stupid and adorable it kind of pisses me off. it’s too sincere

Altare telling chat they won't stop him from doing push-ups.
https://youtu.be/KM7C6x0n1xQ?t=7713

>>36975195
why would anyone want him to stop anyway? his panting is cute

>>36975120
>SQUENCE

>>36975172
Magbeats are really cute, I want to squeeze them.

>>36975096
But the monkey image....amen kek

>>36975223
The loser anons here who call him cringe for pandering to his paypigs

>>36975120
this outfit is so hot, I hope he gets a suit like this in the future

>>36975274
Just one day that the infinite monkey theorem got it right, we'll be back to your regularly scheduled gibberish soon

>>36975195
>opens this to watch the bit
>just doesn’t turn it off
no… not again…

>>36974797
Well, in that case, imma savor you, anon :)

>>36974651
Who is this whore?

>>36975446
AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE 2 ANONS ARE FLIRTING

>>36975608
Could be worst, like the psuedo ERP that happens in the /wAIfu/ threads.

>>36975286
who else would he pander to? poorfags? anons complain no matter what he does.

>>36975864
love or hate him, he lives rent free in this board’s head. sasuga altare

>>36975608
Flirting?
Is looking at your morning toast, cooling on your plate, "flirting?"
I'm just hungry...

>>36975579
Small chuba but Axel is too kind to ignore anyone. At least she seems like a genuine fan and superchats him occasionally

OK I'm done.
Spent more time than I should on this

>>36976105
Wait what ? She SCs him ? BASEDDDDD sister

>>36976107
This is great. Thank you so much. I’m feeling unity in this thread tonight.

>>36976107
I MISS DADDY NOWA AND MOMMY FAUFAU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i will leak just this once

>>36976107
[Spoiler]II nice II [/spolier]

>>36976438
oh my god this is....ah ah ah.........

Why am I not surprised

>>36976449

>>36976438
Fuck off Fagni, class Papa Nowa is back with his wife Portia.

>>36976438
>I haven't had someone I felt so comfortable with in a long time
Leader...

>>36976285
Do not worry, Vespling, Mommy Faufau is coming back tomorrow
But about your Daddy... he has a gay relationship with his new friend and is moving into his house soon, so he won't stream for a long while...

>>36976438
C-cute

>>36976107
Fujoposting in /MANS/ is eternal. The only way it could die is if all 4 of Tempus publicly admitted to having partners, simultaneously killing yumes and fujos at the same time.

https://twitter.com/kobokanaeru/status/1591083800033132544
No way... did aniki truly die??

>>36976526
C'mon bro, they barely spent time together because of the time they meet up and he has more in common with Ves

>>36976609
You think having partners would stop us? NTR arc lets go!!

Blue gang push-ups.

https://streamable.com/ltwwtk

>>36976107
this is great but I wish the sad RPR image was there too, thanks anone

>>36976646
Poor Zeta...

>>36976622
Axel is a fucking tank and also retarded. He is literally immortal

>>36976678
You have the image?
I can still shoop it in

>>36976681
She's NTRing him with Kaela, it's fair for him to do the same

>>36976663
holy fuck astel you good??

>>36976609
You really don't get it if you think that would stop fujoposting. Fujos don't care about what the RM does, they're shipping the fictional character.

Why am I still a fan of these boys? It’s been more than 3 months since I’ve started watching them actively. I’ve never followed any vtubers like this before and used to laugh at people who were into idols. I thought I’d get into Tempus for like a month max, get bored and then dip, but I’m still here. I even send them superchats, am membered, and buy their merch. Also, I haven’t used 4chan in ages, and when I used to, I was on /a/. Wtf happened?

>>36976622
Yea he did die

>>36976784
Tempus is a gateway drug.

>>36976784
For me it’s how close they are with each other and the community. Makes it hard to leave

>>36976749
found it

>>36932722
finally made some sound posts from dingo's stream

audio for better soundposts
https://files.catbox.moe/z36y9o.m4a

>>36976782
>Fujos don't care
Most of them anyway.

>>36976784
They perfectly filled a niche that was empty but no one knew they wanted.

>>36976953 (me)
>>36933055

TAKESHIIIIIIII

sex audio
https://files.catbox.moe/f6nwjc.m4a

It’s 5pm in Australia and we never got an ohayo tweet…

>>36977003
The way people have withdrawal symptoms after just a couple of dead hours just shows how well they've captured a market. I'm fucking dying I need more DnD help

>>36976438
Was this tier 3? I'm tier 2 and didn't know he posted messages at higher levels

>>36977048
He is sick please andastand, writing ohayo is too exhausting for him and we should let him to rest as much as possible...

Will Magni ever get his Sonic comic?

>>36977091
yes, he posts quite a bit of t3 messages, 8 out of the 10 last member posts were t3+

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1591239033698783232

>>36977144
Inb4 shitty UPS pajeet stole it

>>36977163
I'm fine with Magni being the token fag of StarsEN but I pray to God they don't hire any more. If they hire an Uki in Gen 2 I'm out.

>>36977034
You're doing God's work, anon.

>>36977219
I think it's a problem endemic with male vtubers, since theaterfags are more likely to want to perform than normal heteros want to become a anime.

>>36977153
wtf?? I didn't even know this was happening. I thought T3 was only wallpapers and that Vesper was the only one posting a bunch in T3

>>36977219
>Holostars
>Not having at least one homo per generation
The most you can hope for is someone who doesn't flaunt it as blatantly as Magni or Uki.

>>36977153
Damn ok... Thanks for answering!

>>36977322
he mentioned in like, the 1st stream after the membership stream I think it was that he would use t3 member posts for just random updates and stuff like that

>>36977325
I'm cool with closet fags

>>36977325
Do you really think Magni is anywhere near the same level of flaunting his gayness as Uki? on god fr fr no cap?

Magni at least has a shit ton of other stuff going for him and he is charismatic as hell. Uki is just "the annoying gay dude" and that's it.

Altare being so adorable/vulnerable recently has made me feel cute aggression towards him. I want to beat him up.

>>36977755
Just like me fr fr

>>36977219
I hope they get a homo that oshis all the members and makes jokes about fucking them just to piss you off.

>>36977811
>I hope they turn StarsEN into NijiEN just to piss you off
I don't get you retards, why are you fujos so hellbent on turning Tempus into NijiEN

>>36977325
>one homo per generation
>Gen 1 Izuru
>2 Astel
>3 Shien
>Uproar Rio

Huh.

>>36977755
>Imma beat Altare up that cute fuck
>Damn, Altare got hands

>>36977811
NTA but that's gross. I hate people that treat gay as their only personality

>>36977843
I've never watched NijiEN and I don't think it'll ever will but I hate dudebros so that's why

>>36977735
I know they're not the same level, but it seems as if some straight men would still hate Magni's level of faggotry anyway. Anon sounds like he wants someone who will at least keep it to a bare minimum.

>>36977860
I want to step on him. I want to squish him like a grape.

>>36977034
Gonna be honest, no idea who this Takeshi guy is that Aniki keeps shouting about.

>>36977924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iz8A4JIUm0

>>36977924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzPKgTuRwbs
He also posts shorts and goes live sometimes.

>>36977853
>Gen 1 Izuru
>Uproar Rio
Being feminine does not mean you are gay retard.

>>36976953
jwu, thank you anon for this.

>>36978022
you're welcome anon

>>36976902
Right, that should be it. Last edit for now.

>>36978016
Kira and Rio openly flirted with men on stream.

>>36977755
Gonna be honest, I don't think I can beat any of the Tempus boys in one on one fights. Maybe, big maybe, Magni, but dude must have some muscle from his break dancing days.

>>36978091
>the /#/ image
thank you based bingoanon

>>36977900
this art of leader is so fucking cute I want to give him headpats

>>36978091
kek
this is perfect

>>36978091
Reminder that the MONKE is a more competent manager than any of the managers from the EN girls. This is the will of Shinove that he left behind.

>>36978016
Izuru once said in a members stream he almost dated another guy.

>>36978016
Izuru literally hates women and did you not see Rio flirting with men? They count as gays

>>36978121
Me too qwq

>>36978016
>He lacks critical information

>>36976751
which is funny cause Kaela wants to NTR zeta with Moona, the HoloNTR is real

>>36978177
Shinove...

>>36978310
ID have waifu sharing system so it doesn't count as NTR

>>36977219
>>36977325
Magni is bi. You just paid too much attention to his gay act despite the fact that he often had similar reaction to MILFs and furry characters. In him latest stream with tungsten rrat, he openly said he's redpilled on MILF and can't live without em.

Magni mention!

>>36978476
Back to leeching off Magni after Vesper gave her no attention kek

>>36978191
Rio was embarrassed when his mother saw erotic manga borrowed from his friend. And the stream which Rio/Gamma/Robel told about their plan to do female ASMR Watchalong is my favorite.

WRITER ANONS LOVE! patiently waiting for the influx of magnoir and senpais x leader fanfics

Just woke up, how was the Mouse and Mag collab?

>>36978513
To be fair, Vesper barely communicates to someone beyond Tempus unless the boys presenting to him like Rpr with Axel

>>36978476
>Reigan Arataka
nice

>>36977034
Holy shit this is my favorite thing someone has done with my Axmag shitpost kek. Thank you anon

>>36978476
He cant keep getting away with it.

>>36978785
absolutely deserved

>>36978785

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMzsywZ0lqc
Uh MAGsisters? Our response?

>>36978666
senpais/altare… please… him sucking on oga’s nipples while getting a handjob…

>>36978513
I mean he didnt notice Nina either that one time.
Vesper has no time for women.

>>36978785
Despite her weird content its nice to know that she still gets horny over Magni like the rest of us

>>36978826
I have a soft spot for her because she’s actually retarded. And she and Magni’s RMs know each other.

>>36978785
LITERALLY MAGGED

>>36978907
I have a soft spot for her because her hand cam setup is a deathtrap and it made me laugh when I saw it

where are the fucking streams

>>36978950
THEY HATE US

>>36978950
they HATE us and they HATE streaming

>>36977880
You would love it trust me sister

>>36978950
they DESPISE us and they hate EACHOTHER

>>36979002
>>36979003
not true, altare loves altventurers. nowa, dez, and axel hate you.

RRRRRAAAAAGGGGGGHHHGGHGG I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE WHERE THE FUCK IS ANIKI I MISS HIM SO MUCH I'M GOING TO THE STREET AND IM GOING TO BITE RANDOM PEOPLE UNTIL HE COMES BACK

>>36979052
Good thing I'm an altventurer then

>>36979101
Calm down Zeta

>>36978476
Magni needs to stop hanging with Mori and just make this collab happen already, what is he afraid of hetero ship fan art or some shit?

>>36979052
altventurers are only happy if everyone else is losing

>>36979052
Axel literally streamed so much guerillas because he wanted to hang out with axelotls so much. He even just streamed chatting with them even if he was too sick to stream
Vesper hates the Vesties, cancels streams instead of pushing them back because too tired, but is ok with hanging out so much with Magni.
And Magni is Magni

>>36978774
no problem anon
i enjoy making soundposts when i remember to

here's another from a while ago

t. anon who made soundpost commandments pic

>>36979236
ANIKI LOVE

>>36978785
I knew she was gonna bring him up the second I saw the stream idea kek

How the fuck do i listen to soundposts on my phone

>>36978177
That makes me feel bad for the girls (The ones who are openly friends with the boys), I wish monke helped them too.

>>36979384
install kuroba ex
https://github.com/K1rakishou/Kuroba-Experimental

>>36979423
Thank you bro *kisses you passionately*

>>36976751
Imagine Kaela eating out Zeta's pussy right after Aniki fucked it silly and filled it with prime doggo sperm

Kaela trying desperately to lap up all the juices in an effort to reclaim Zeta from Axel's assault

>>36978931
That isn't dez when there is no beauty mark.

>>36978950
There's only pizza fuckboy right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbdO9I6ekMc

>rio collabing with two of his boyfriends outside of cover and shien, his chaperone
>they’ll be using low frequency massagers which means rio will be moaning while he’s with them
Magni, don’t look…

>>36979478
What the fuck lmao

>>36979547
Tsubamama's kid is really cute.

>>36979547
This is why you shouldn't have given up on your japanese reps, Magni...

>>36979478

cute that Magni and Scarle are friends

Realistically what does Axel have to do to win her heart?

>>36979650
>almond
SHE IS /HERE/

Why can't we just assume when there are no streams it means they are busy having marathon orgy sex with each other to stream?

>>36979680
almond cookie
from cookie run

>>36979699
>we
Not everyone has those types of delusions, fujo-chan.

>>36979650
Incredibly based tierlist wtf

>>36979667
It's the other way around, anonchama...

>>36979724
i’m watching her for the first time because of this thread and she’s kind of dumb and cute

>>36979667
Why are Zetaxel fags so delusional? He even said in his zatsu he only likes 1 girl and it's clearly Nodoka

>>36979667
nothing

>>36979699
They aren't stream because they are recovering from the orgy.

>>36979625
>keks magni with altare
>keks altare with all of his other boyfriends
who is next? maybe rio is the whore

>>36979720
It's better than thinking that they hate us...

>>36979780
we know rio is a slut, anon. he’s a playboy. but at least he’ll comfort altare and make him cum

>>36979699
Exactly.

https://streamable.com/mpjxuv

>>36979852
What the fuck is Temma's spine

>>36979815
I don't know man, I think its very funny to shitpost about.
>>36979780
You should have noticed from the very beginning. Rio's harem will continue to expand until someone goes on a menhera rampage and kills him for it.

>>36979547
I'm sure Magni is looking at something else.

>>36979667
Aniki can do better than this slut

>>36979881
Rio’s already dead though. It’s more likely that all of rio’s boyfriends will engage in a battle royale until only one true boyfriend remains

>>36979881
Altare’s cheating trauma and desire for monogamy…

>>36979889
God I want to suck her tits so badly. I don't care if shes retarded, sluts are so hot.

>>36979771
Nodoka is just his oshi. He doesn’t really like her like that. It’s why he said he doesn’t care if RPR tries to marry her as long as he’s invited to the wedding for the food

>>36979889
HUH
WAIT
THE MOLE

IT WAS HER ALL ALONG?!?

>>36979650
I recognize zero of those names

>>36980012
they’re after your time old man

>>36979956
Gamma go prepare for your 3D debut and don't show your stiffy in the stream later

>>36979939
I will watch this.... Vesper on the sideline cheering for chupado...

>>36979969
I'm glad to know that dingo isn't a unicorn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbdO9I6ekMc
DJ ARN if you are bored

>>36980157
I recommend this, as it's chill vibes and cool tunes

>>36979939
I would watch the Riobowl Who are the rest of Rio's harem though, i only know like 5

>>36980157
I WANT ARUPAPA BACK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>36980157
dj arn streams are so good for background listening. I sub to him just for these streams

>>36980213
What are you talking about? He's right here...

>>36980213
Meds, Aruran was never an old man

So the girl I liked ended her internship yesterday and we had a party. During that she went to me and said that she'll miss working here and will cherish the fun times she's had with everyone. I blurted out "you don't have to miss us, we can just hang out whenever." She responded with "I'd like that." I wanted to follow through with asking for her number but all I had was her e-mail, ended the day pleasant but not asking her for her number bothered me. Ahhh is this what aniki is talking about when he says don't think? I was thinking at the time that I was being to presumptous that she'd give me her number but stopped because if I asked, it may have implied something to her. I envy aniki, he is able to turn off his brain. I'm playing the scenario over and over my head again.

>>36980458
anon she sounds nice, ask to hang out over email maybe? And after hanging out it could be more natural to ask for her number! Good luck

Are Tempus bros or are they just fujo bait?

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1591336097216622594
sleep doko

>>36980552
Both, Bros are fujo bait.

>>36980552
my cumdumsters

I will get into hololive and seduce tempus and fuck tempus and force them to graduate on rape accusations and there is nothing you can do about it

>>36980458
dude, she literally said she wanted to hang out with you. email her and ask for her number

>>36980547
I don't know know what's a good moment asking her out too early might look desperate.

>>36980552
They are bros with each other, but fujos are baited because they are men that interact

>>36980708
same but I will join holostars instead and make them addicted to cock so they won't touch women like you.

>>36980708
>>36980744
the duality of /MANS/

Praying for Leader to get good luck today, and have fun times this week

>>36980458
organise meet up gathering party as an excuse to hang out again via email. If she wants to hang out with you she will accept the invitation. then you can ask her for her number since you know that she wants to hang out with you.

>>36978785
I know this is the gay thread, but mama mia those tittays

>>36980873
>Gay thread
How new are you?

>>36979899
>slut
Don't insult his wife like that, whore

streams doko

>>36980552
That's like asking if Gon and Killua are bros or fujo bait

>even reddit massivly downvotes tempus now
Damn what happened? Not onöy are views going down but people are actually starting to hate tempus

>>36980713
I'm hesistating because what if she's just being polite.

>>36980848
That's a good idea, I'll ask my workmates that I may hate my workmates but I'm able to be plastic enough to feel like i'm "friends" with them, this will also solidify my social links with my workmates. I dunnk what's a good time though

>>36979667
Axel's Indonesian wife is so beautiful...

>>36981050
Vesper is driving home
Axel is sick
Magni is recovering from a fun week
Altare is alseep

>>36980713 #
I'm hesistating because what if she's just being polite.[\spoiler]

>>36980848 #
That's a good idea, I'll ask my workmates that I may hate my workmates but I'm able to be plastic enough to feel like i'm "friends" with them, this will also solidify my social links with my workmates. I dunnk what's a good time though[\spoiler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcSWPkh8D44
Rio-kun Minecraft

>>36981166
anonchama… your spoilers… twice…..

is leader going to play electric or acoustic guitar?

>>36981166
christmas is coming you can ask for a christmas party gathering at your workplace. if you are worried she might not be free near christmas you can push it forward by a few weeks in advance, which works better for your case since her memory of you will still be fresh

>>36981327
Acoustic I’m pretty sure

>/MANS/ - /soc/ general

>>36981284
Another one for the bingo :^)

>>36981400
it’s the deadest possible dead hours right now. we have like one stream confirmed tomorrow and it’s a menshi. i can’t blame them

>>36981367
Yeah that's what I was thinking, and I can't ask anyone now because I'm sure that my workmates are buying gifts this month, they're gonna be broke the whole month.

>>36981284
Sorry newfag here, came here from twitter to /mag/ but doing it unironically now.

>>36980458
Well you've got a limited window now. Try not to sound desperate and just swallow your pride. Stop thinking and ask her straight up. Yeah it's gonna be hard because your brain is forcing you of the social consequences but you're gonna have to tell yourself just this once not to think about all of that.

>>36981503
It’s wild to think that Tempus probably brought a bunch of newfags in. At this point only the strong ones have stuck around.

>>36981070
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/yof12e/zeta_and_axel_are_are_actually_the_cutest_holo_couple_ever/
Speaking of Reddit... one of the top posts this week

>>36981592
bro, you can't just reply to bait
then post a link to fucking r*ddit
thats like 2 strikes

have some shame

>>36981166
Think about it this way. If you were right and she was just being polite, there's no real consequence because you won't be seeing her again so there's no reason not to try.
Go for it anon, I believe in you.

>>36981592
people really loves zetaxel, huh?

>>36981822
The universe doesn't. Something will cause them to cancel next week as well.

>>36981856

>>36981822
hetship is a breath of fresh air in holo.

so, we /soc/ now huh

>>36981999
trips confirm that the state of this underage thread is unrecoverable

>>36981999
just like the early /mans/ days

>>36981999
damn social parasites

>>36981999
Pay up, sisters

>>36981999
What did you expect when w*men are around

>>36981999
Was it really a good idea to not chase away the Twitterfags?

it's so weird to see backs of vtubers. i'm patiently waiting for the day leader be fucking cute in 3D.

>>36982240
I want mag 3d to have a completely functional gloves

>>36981592

>>36982327
How would you even rig that to work without the aid of other people?

>>36981592
Fuck them let me be happy

>>36981534
>>36981788
Okay okay I won't pussy out this time, I have to do this or I will regret it for the rest of my life. Thanks anons. I hope you guys are doing good in this part of your lives as well. I'm so hyped and scared at the same time ahhhh

>>36982466
i would love a staff member, or a talent behind the scenes, would control one arm each
and they can fuck with magni a bit

Should women be treated with respect and dignity?

>>36982503
Yeah. We should send a superchat to zeta asking when her marriage to axel will be

>>36982535
ina's did not have that so i doubt they'd do that for magni.

i want to learn guitar like leader...

>>36982466
I'm actually happy if the front set of gloves act just like an extension of Magni's arm and still function as a normal hand although I would love this >>36982514 to happen

>>36982590
I tried 3 times already she ignored all of them

>>36981070
r/hololive probably has more SEAposters than here

>>36982542
Unironically speaking, yes if they also treat you with respect and dignity, but the same goes for every individual human

>>36982503
>r*ddit cap
>up and down voting
>logged in

bro, why do this

>>36982646
Send a red or pink one. Most chuubas tend to ignore blue and green supas

>>36982542
No

>>36982637
Borrow a guitar or buy a cheap one for now and start practicing then.

>>36981592
WAIT HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS FAG POST THIS SHIT AND NOT GET BANNED WHILE I GOT BANNED FOR SOMETHING INNOCENT LIKE "Tempus Love!" and I just posted the drawing of Omega in the middle and the boys on each corner

>>36982542
If you’re referring to the holos then the answer is yes
If you’re referring to the filthy fujos in this thread then no, we should kick those pigs out

>>36982643 (me)
I meant to mention this >>36982535 wtf

>>36982542
if they don't treat me like luggage or their scapegoat, then yes

>>36982740
Kek get fucked loser

>>36982514
She definitely wants to see you again. Man up and ask. If she tells you no, she doesn't work with you anymore, so there's almost no negative social ramifications. But it sounds like she likes you.

>>36982740
must be a skill issue

>>36982756
There, There altare.

>>36982740
>He isn't personal friends with the pedo groomer mods
Ngmi

>>36982740
Probably got to do with shitty karma requirements or something

>>36982650
women.

>>36982845
I've literally never met a female hetshipper

why do we care what l*eddit has to say anyway?

>>36982542
fuck no
dignity is something you're born with, and respect is earned
Women have neither and deserve neither

No tweet from aniki today... is he alibe????

>>36982860
I don't really care, I'm just surprised that faggot was allowed to post a thread I guess what >>36982812
is saying is what constitutes to people being allowed to post or not, it works exactly like china kek.

>>36982899
he is dying anon
may we say a prayer

>>36982899
Zeta is making him chicken soup right now

>>36982860
Because this thread is full of women and women constantly seek validation from other people

>>36982909
May dingo get to eat tons of really tasty food in his next life, amen.

>>36982899
He's being taken well care of.

>>36982765
well there's the 9 year age gap, also I'll try not to get my hopes up from this, I know you're just cheering me up but I don't want unrealistic expectations.

>>36982899
kobo need a new brian.

>>36982944
you could've told us you were older from the start but yeah, having low expectations helps. Good luck regardless.

>>36982907
Yeah, I used to be a shitty leddit mod of a 50k people sub and we would use a ton of automated shit to filter out new users and trolls automatically so we wouldn't have to do it ourselves. You probably got filtered for a million different reasons: account age, karma requirement, using a word on a banlist, etc

>>36982940
Karraxelbros are rallying...

>>36982944
>9 year age gap
ToT

>>36982944
Might as well come out and say it now. Which one is the oldest between you two?

>>36982993
I just put tempus love in the title and had picrel

Reminder Leader's mouth was hanging open during this performance.

https://streamable.com/aijv49

This is Tempus related, how

>>36983067
Get with the times, it's all about monke now. I would have banned you too.

>>36983072
it's not, we're just /soc/ now

>>36983072
This is the Holostars general for EOPs with some unsocial hololive fans sprinkled in

>>36983123
I'm not talking about the holostars post, anon

>>36983072
Bros helping bros is peak Tempus energy

>>36983055
she's 21 I'm 30.

>>36983072
dead hours anon
extended time away from the boys brings /soc/ talk out

>>36983072
There haven't been enough streams recently so everyone's starting to show withdrawal symptoms.

>>36983072
Chasing pussy is peak bro behavior, the Tempus guys would be proud of that anon for asking that girl out

>>36983072
we're applying Axel tactics and is therefore Tempus related

>>36983070
He also asked Astel if he exercised and clarified if he did dancing
Leedah is not very smart

>>36983171
bro...

i think axel is getting neutered that's why he can't stream

>>36982858
That's not a hetshipper, it's probably a butthurt femunicorn/shitposter trying to destroy the ship, like these ones
>>36982646
>>36982590

>>36983171
I’ve seen a hentai doujin where the protags had a similar age gap before…

>>36983171

That's rough....you two are in very different mindsets, she's a young adult while you're settling into the serious stage of your life. Unless you're really successful or she has bad daddy issues, this is gonna be tough

>>36983217
Thats why we havent heard of vesper himself yet...?! He is in australia rn neutering him himself!!

>>36983171
Yeah, that does change the dynamic a bit.
I'm not saying not to go for it but did you guys ever hang out together prior to this or had hobbies in common?

>>36983171
Offer to pay for her college fees in exchange for her becoming your girlfriend. Problem solved

>>36983287
>Axel is the next one to get a personal visit from Vesper
Leader...

>>36983327
MY DICK

>>36983171
yikes, pedophilic tier.

>>36983351
she's not gonna make you cum until you devote your mind and body to her and only her

Fujos tasukete

>>36983375
I'm out, you guys can post your off topic shit all you want

>>36983294
we play wildrift during lunch time. she's so bad but if you're a jungler you can pretty much carry the game.

>>36983355
Anon they’re both of legal age. This doesn’t count as pedophilia or grooming or whatever sjw bullshit codeword people throw around these days

So why are you faggots still replying to this /soc/ bullshit?

>>36983391
see you tomorrow

>>36983375
I would rather sit through 500 blogposts than interact with fujos

>>36983370
>thinking she has control over my dick
i am fully prepared

>>36983411
Anon, she genuinely looks 5 seconds away from chopping off your dick.

>>36983404
Because there’s nothing else to talk about? No one in tempus is streaming right now and nobody in this thread can understand japanese so watching the jp stars is out of the question

>>36983411
if Regina is every bit of a psycho malehera as Altare is, you better believe she has control over you dick

>>36983327
sex if she's Yandere and parasocial

>>36983407
Cringe

>>36983455
where's the promptanon that gets my lore neurons firing with Tempus vs [holopro gen]? I miss that guy

>>36983437
she can try
shes to short to be a threat to me

>>36983455
then let the thread die, unless whoever you fags are talking about is related to the boys it's offtopic

>>36983507
>>36983187

>>36983486
>4'11"
>Was able to stab her bf

you're not safe for Yanderaltare, she has a high dex stat.

>>36983404
americans absolutely destroyed these threads

>>36983531
is it Tempus related? no? then it's offtopic

>>36983532
*from fuck me I'm ESL as fuck

>>36983547
its probably west coast faggots
its not that late for them

>>36983556
>>36983187
>>36983531

We are never going to beat the /soc/ allegations.

>>36983532
i accept the challenge

>>36983596
>>36974774
read the general name, do you see dating advice anywhere?

>>36983375
i'm watching rio. i'll come back later when gamma is live.

>>36983627
I thought you were leaving.
>>36983391

>>36983611
Why, why would you risk your dick for a small % of getting into Yandere Regina's pants?

>>36983601
>2F is missing
I forgot to check the filename beforehand...

>>36983481
Tempus vs Council? Who wins.

>>36983355
SHE WAS 17 YEARS, 11 MONTHS, 29 DAYS, 23 HOURS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

Anyways reminder that this party mangaka Gamma is having his 3D debut in 1 hour, so turn on the notifications, make sure to not fall asleep and cancel all of your plans to watch it live uwu

https://youtu.be/oCtnnrt0ViY

>>36983663
i am extremely confident in my abilities

>>36983702
I can't believe they're stacking them so close together
I remember watching Roberu's 3D debut, and then waiting ages for the next one

>>36983673
A guild full of Mortals vs A literal embodiment of Chaos, Mother Nature, Time herself, the concept of civilization, SPACE. There's NO SHOT!

>>36983663
/soc/ exist for a reason, either let the thread die or take your bullshit elsewhere

>>36983627
and did you not see what I posted? quit womansplaining

>>36983729
nah, jrpg logic dictates the humans will win

>>36983729
Gods vs your typical RPG party? a RPG party ALWAYS wins against gods.

>>36983735
are you illiterate? this is TEMPUS general, unless that girl is somehow magni it's off topic

>>36983724
It's so weird seeing how much things changed from then to now, isn't it?

>>36983738
the thing is though, in JRPG, the embodiment of [concept] are villains, Council members aren't villains, they just exist for the sake of existing. They're not malevolent forces that are a threat to anyone.

>>36983724
People are so used to the OG9 3Ds taking forever and spread across half a year that Uproar's debuts feel unusual, but it's a good thing the branch can give the boys models as fast as Hololive does now.

>>36983832
They are villains, anon

>>36983707
anon is a gigachad............. Then fix her, brother. You're the chosen one.

>>36983729
>Not believing in the indomitable human spirit
Literally ngmi

>>36983853
how are they villains?

>>36983948
are you serious?
they're women.

>>36983962
based

>>36983962
okay, true. I concede. Tempus wins.

>>36983673
MY MAN.

We're going to with the same godslayer party setting but what matters here is whether the Council is still 5 members or not.

Council has no Sana: Tempus has a chance, if Magni does not die.
It's your usual 4v4. If we're taking in lore, two of the four council members are the representations of concepts humanity cannot manipulate or use to progress. However both Fauna and Mumei are two concepts that aren't as strong as the other two and since Tempus works as a team, the dynamic between these two groups are easily recognizable.

All four girls will take out the Scholar. Vesper knows too much and knows their weaknesses, however the Council do not have proper teamwork and would prefer to do it their own way whatever it may be. Good thing for Vesper the rest of the boys can back him up and can each take on a member of the council. Axel intercepts Bae, Magni intercepts Fauna and Altare intercepts Mumei. Kronii and Vesper might seem mismatched but even the Scholar has countermeasures against Time-ranked spells in the level of gods.

As for Bae and Axel, they're going to duke it out in a grudge match, turning the environment into nothing but dirt. Axel obviously loses ground here because strength isn't always the key and from fanlore, Bae can use magical dice to debuff her opponent and buff her own, Axel's only saving grace is his endurance.

Fauna and Magni's matchup can be attributed to skirmishes between two armies. Those coming from monsters birthed from the earth and those manufactured as homunculi from Magni's laboratory. Of course, Magni has the upper hand in terms of manpower but he is severely outmatched in magical ability. He couldn't even get close without being skewered by the Kirin's deity-level magic.

Altare and Mumei is simply a test of will and strength. Mumei is the weakest Council member and Altare doesn't have a lot of things going for him other than he's a former Demon Lord and the current Hero of the Guild, since he's young he's inexperienced, just like her. Mumei isn't a fighter by nature despite the dagger on her hilt and would prefer to use feathers as a means of ranged attacks. Altare is versatile, easily switching from melee to ranged but the one thing Mumei has over him is flight. Eventually however, Altare could overpower Mumei simply because of his latent demonic birthright. He would then go to aid Magni against Fauna, and then against Bae, and then against Kronii.

I'll write a "With Sana" later.

>>36984022
>Regis VS Mumei's true form

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>36984116
>Regis demonic form vs Mumei's true form
ftfy

>>36984116
>final boss mumei!!!1!11!! xD

>>36984165
Regis is the Demon God King form
What stats and abilities would DGK have though?

>>36984205
Regis is his normal demon form, still humanoid, what I mean is his TRUE demonic form

Can you guys not bring up holowhores here thanks

>>36984246
>Calling out on Regis is a Devil Trigger Mechanic
AHHHHH MY DICCCCCKKKKKKKK

(1/2)
>The noise of her pen scratching against the papers sounded a bit off for her today. That repetitive sound rang in her ears, making Zeta grumble in annoyance before covering her face with her sleeve. She didn't feel like doing her schoolwork that afternoon. And why exactly is that? She doesn't know about the reason for that, either. Perhaps it was the amount of the papers she had to write on that started to wear her out. She doesn't even have any idea on why she still bothered to stay at school in this hour.
>"Catto-san!"
>Ah, right. Axel Syrios. Her childhood friend whom she had loved so dearly, whose smiles could brighten up her whole day.
>Regardless, she lightly flinched in an instant, turning around to face the other who stood a few feet away from her. Axel seemingly unaffected by the surprised, yet annoyed look on the other's face, was still smiling for the most part as he walked over to his beloved friend. In his hand was a red box of Pocky, the sound of the snack shaking inside the box accompanying his steps.
>"Hmm…Good afternoon, Dog-san…"
>"Huh, Zeta, you look a bit sad today. Is there something you want to tell me?"
>Tilting his head ever so slightly, he took an empty seat beside Zeta's one, a curious, yet worried expression on his features. As if concerned for Zeta's well-being, he quickly got up once again, just to cup her face and place a hand on her brow, almost like he was checking whether she's alright.
>"Yeah, of course I'm alright," she brushed it off, albeit seeming fake as always. "You don't have to worry about me."
>A startled look found itself on Axel's face, a jolt running down his spine as he glanced at that fabricated smile his childhood friend gave him. That untruthful, phony tone was what had terrified him to the core, a reflexive response he couldn't have mistaken as anything else.
>"S-she's doing that weird smile again!" Axel thought, trembling as he slowly let go of her cheeks. But of course, being the courageous, energetic, kind boy he was, he mustered all the remaining strength in his body and changed his face to one dusted with another reassuring smile of his own. "You look kinda... gloomy, though. Is everything all good? Go ahead, tell me. I-I promise I'll always be there for you no matter what!"
>Before Zeta chuckled and sighed lovingly at her crush's efforts to cheer her up.
>"It's nothing, really," the girl embraced the other, the faltering daylight coating them in a dream-like sense of serenity. "It's just that I feel a bit exhausted today. There's so many things to do, and... I'm tired."
>"Oh," Axel started to pat those fluffy strands of grey, running his fingers through the whitish tips of her hair. "So that's why you look so down earlier..."
>"Mm-hm."
>"Can I play a game with you, though? To cheer you up?"
>A nod before he took hold of the snack once again, the red box covering it bumping against the wrappings inside. The rattling noise of the sugary goodness from the container greeted his ears, soon replaced by the sound of the box getting opened. Gently tearing apart the top, he stared at the sticks covered in chocolate, tapping the end of it against his bottom lip. And of course, Zeta remained silent, still holding her crush in her embrace while gazing at him.
>"Ah, let me guess, Axel. You bought this for us to eat?"
>Axel snickered, his eyes beaming with joy as he ate a stick of the sugary goodness. "Yeah! Actually, Vespy told me about this thing called 'Pocky game', and I wanted to try it!"
>"Huh?"
>"Ollie-senpai told him about it, and he told me about it, too! He didn't tell me what it was, though," Axel frowned briefly, before returning his cheerful demeanor once again. "But... he said that you could show me what it is!"
>"Ollie-senpai told him about this, huh," she cooed faintly, her voice inaudible to the other's ears. "Whatever. I guess I'll play along. He's just trying to cheer me up, after all."
>"If you say so, then... I guess I don't mind too much…"

are we posting ao3 fics now?

>>36984294
The holo girls are good friends with Tempus. Why should they be banned here?

>>36984336
better than /soc/ posts

>>36984191
I'm sure Vesper can handle Mumei in streams if they ever did one, she's a sweet girl.

>>36984309
(2/2)
>"So? Can you show me how to play it?"
>A smile blossomed on Zeta's features, fingers moving to rip more of the snack's surface, her teeth gritting to tear the package inside wider. She then pulled out one stick, toying with it in her hand before she put it in her mouth.
>Her calloused, fine hand reached out to the other, a gesture of invitation to her dearest. All the boy could do was gaze upon his friend for a fleeting moment, soon leaning closer to her as he nibbled the other end.
>Both of their hands grasped on one another's uniforms, fingers entwined with the fabric of each other's cardigans. Their lips parted for a while as they remained still, playing with the stick before taking more and more of it.
>They're only a few centimeters away from each other, but neither of them seemed to be in a rush to be together.
>Zeta's hand then moved to cup Axel's cheek, cradling his head as she kept her hand there for a while, enjoying the time they had as they stood there, Axel's face harboring the trace of a faint crimson shade.
>"Zeta..."
>"Axel..."
>No, perhaps this would be a good time for her to finally return Axel's call with a kiss of her own.
>And so, there they were, intertwining their lips as the chocolate's taste lingered in one another's tongue. Holding and embracing each other in the afternoon's hold, the faltering afterglow's light shining down upon their forms. A hand came to lightly stroke Zeta's chin, raising it so to adjust her stature. Thumb stroking the sides of her jaw, Axel faintly chuckled as he did so, feeling his friend wrap her arms around his neck. Such a wonderful moment to behold, the two of them thought.
>That was, before the grey-haired girl snapped the Pocky in half, pulling away with a smile.
>"And that's how you play, Dog-san," she chuckled, inching herself away. The flustered boy before her turned his face away, embarrassedly chewing the snack, leaving a tinge of chocolate on his bottom lip. Glancing at his childhood friend, he rapidly blinked, a deep shade of red staining his cheeks as he watched the other laugh. "Ah, forget it. Let's just walk home together."
>"Huh? Really?"
>"Yes. Consider that a gift for comforting me in the time of need," Zeta cooed as she lifted her bag, a free hand coming to hold Axel's own one. "Oh, and thank you for the kiss, too.”
>"Hehe, you're welcome! I'm glad Zeta's smiling again~."
>The two exited the classroom, Zeta sighed lovingly as they walked home, hand in hand.
>"...Thank you, Axel. I love you."
>Hearing those words of genuine happiness and content, Axel beamed at his girlfriend, following her footsteps like a puppy behind its mother.
>"I love you, too, Zeta."

>>36984294
no :)

>>36984365
Where’s the continuation where they have sex?

>>36984309
>>36984365
And then they FUCKED

>>36984365
this is so good, Thank you anon.

Time to reread Nisekoi

>>36976107
No chupado?

>>36984580
Filed under "Fujoposting"

>>36982240
nowa's long silky 3D hair...

>>36984309
>>36984365
As a fudan I feel cringeanons are grooming me into like Zetaxel

>>36984689
I can't wait for Nowa 3D, and he just walks around like a hobo

>>36984689
i hope they make his hair as flowy as lamy or mori

>>36983673
>>36984022 (me)

Council has Sana:
- The Council fights Together: Tempus will lose unless Omega intervenes.
Sana is equal, if not, stronger than Ina in terms of power scaling. Hard to tell because Space has been a thing for a long time alongside the Ancient Ones and I'm not well-versed in Lovecraftian.

To put it simply, it's a 5v4 and the chances of them winning are already low. The Council does the same as my last post, no proper teamwork but still fight together instead of one by one. It's a great risk since Sana can quite literally manipulate space in any way she wants. If the matchups are the same, you can bet Vesper will die first, followed by Magni, then Axel and then Altare. Sana in this case is equal to that annoying little shit in any Soulsborne game that invades you when you're busy and backstabs you out of nowhere.

Omega is an outlier and will assist any of the boys in anyway they can. I don't know the power level of Omega Alpha but their title "The Beginning and End" insinuates that they are a Demiurge. They wouldn't be having a hard time with Chaos, Nature and Civilization and will only fight Time and Space in a deadlock until both of them eventually get nicked.

- The Council fights as Gods do. Arrogant: Tempus's chances are high. Omega does not intervene.
Here. The Council fights 1v5. Thinking they're stronger than mere humans, they send Mumei out first. Her feathers cause disarray into the group, using her dagger and ability to fly to have an agile edge over them but it is not enough. Magni has several potions to equalize, including giving his own guildmates a temporary path to jump high enough to try and damage her. She is defeated by the combined power of four adventurers but only after a long battle. Magni expends most of his resources at this stage.

For the second stage, it's Fauna. Since Magni has limited resources, he couldn't stand against the army that Fauna sends out. Axel comes into play and bodies them like the gladiator that he is with Altare supporting from mid-range and Vesper taking Fauna head on in a battle of magic. After Fauna's defeat, Vesper is now lacking but Magni has an abundant source of resources from the battle.

The next is Bae. Inflicting first with a debuff on Axel, whatever it may be (in my case it's a Berserk debuff), which inconveniences the group. Magni hurriedly makes a mana potion to help with Vesper's mana recovery while Altare tries to hold Axel back as much as he can. Bae revels in this, laughing as the party are having more problems while she watches from above, occasionally attempting to kill both Magni and Vesper with a sadistic grin. Altare baits Axel into attacking Bae instead much like a rabid dog. Giving time for Vesper to recover and counter attack as Magni brews up a potion to help weaken the effects of the Chaos Council Member's influence. Now both Altare and Axel are exhausted.

Kronii is the fourth. Immediately stopping time and throwing her clock-handed daggers at the four, hoping this would be easy as pie, only to realize that Vesper can move and get the boys out of the way or deflect those knives with a spell he casts during stasis. Kronii does not lift her spell, instead choosing to duel Vesper and declaring it is blasphemy to stand against a God's domain. Kronii has not fought with a sword before and is outplayed by Vesper's swordplay, forcing her to release the spell and have his deflections work out. The Boys are rested at this stage but Vesper's mana is low.

Sana is the last council member. With a bored expression, she simply takes off her limiter, hoping to eradicate Elysium as if she were squishing it like a bug. However, this did not come to fruition. Any attempt of her trying to remove the limiter will be interrupted by a spell prepped and placed by Vesper, maintained by the last of his mana and just being a vegetable on the ground. Angered by this, Sana attempts to manipulate gravity to pull them down. Magni tries his best to smash his potion down to at least weaken the effects with a powerful endurance potion. Vesper casts another spell, now attributing his own life force as mana to try and counter Sana's gravity manipulation. The Space Council Member floats, now unleashing a wave after wave of barrage, manifesting space as ranged attacks and tearing the landscape below. None of the boys can get near her but she refuses to land on the ground. Vesper sacrifices the last of his life force casting spells that give his guildmates the advantage and stacks debuffs on Sana. This enrages Axel, giving him an opportunity to catch her offguard and unload a barrage of attacks with both Altare and Magni supporting him. They won but Vesper died.

Mucho texto spoiler but you're wondering "Why Omega"? I don't know. If there's no Omega, Tempus will keep respawning and losing for all eternity, much like Ame returning to the theatre over and over again in Mazumaro's animation.

>>36984696
Fudanchama, you can enjoy hetships too...

>>36983673
Monke-mane wins

>>36984874
the only canon ending

>>36984755
Speaking of Mazumaro's animation, do you think that if Ame summons the boys, they could defeat AO and save everyone else, finally ending that time loop?

>>36976438
Man it sucks to be Altare lol

>>36984708
nowa doesn't walk, he floats because he's a vampire

>>36984910
>spoiler
[spoiler[If the Council loses, then she'd probably resort to that measure. After all, she didn't visit Elysium nor was there any sign of Tempus anywhere.[/spoiler]

>>36984916
Magni hates Altare, that's why he outed not receiving the comic in front of everyone.

>>36984945