/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>monkeyslop
Idc

>>36942907
A FUCKING MONKE

>>36942907
Poor guy has to live as a dress up doll, you can literally see sadness on his face

>>36942907
Why is his eyes full of tears?

>>36943009
Imagine the horrors he has to witness everyday at Peko's house.

>>36943211
Pekomama is used to dealing with neets that smell like monke - another one won't be an issue

You know how parents will replace a kid's dead goldfish with a new one because they can't tell them apart? Pokamama does that, but with fucking monkies.

>>36942907
How do we know it’s the same MONKE and not a replacement after her cat ate the old one?

>>36942907
Monke #5

>>36942907
FUCKING UGLY

It's not the same monkey

lil nigga looks unhealthy to me, are those teary eyes normal

>>36944868
Yeah, the eyes always sort of look like that. But, if you take any animal out of the wild like that, they'll start looking homeless

>>36942907
It's so fucking ugly, why would anyone want this?

>>36942907
Looks like it's crying

>>36945208
It is crying.

>>36942907
shits a little sad ngl

What is the JP's reaction to Pekora's monke? Do they just think it's cute or do they also make jokes about her most likely killing it through neglect?

>>36942907
Hmm...

Gura goes on long break...
Monkey returns

>>36946315
I mean she mentioned her cat possibly eating it on stream while reading comments, so it must be a joke there too, though to the degree it is here? Dunno.

>>36943009
Because he's living a lie. The real Jill was killed in an accident on the m5 motorway and replaced by Pekora in an attempt to escape judgment. This is Biri Shazu, an orphan from Hokkaido trained to perfectly mimic her every mannerism. The eyes though will always tell the truth.

>>36946315
>do they also make jokes about her most likely killing it through neglect
Not even her dedicated antis say that even though they shit on her all the time. Aside from the first joke that the clip watcher said, JP don't really talk or meme about the monkey, he is not even mentioned in the "confes to Pekora meme" and they even included the Ukraine war on that one.

>>36942907
Every picture of this thing just makes it seem more miserable

Look at this fat fuck
https://twitter.com/uraakapeko/status/1590657570943172608

>>36942907
It's fucking fingers look like spider legs.

>>36942907

>>36942907
What is wrong with the Japanese, lil nigga is suffering

>>36942907
So this the Tempus manager I been hearing about?

>>36948330
Dont put that evil on this lil nigga

Haachama don't look, it's your family

Why does he actually look so fucked up and sad? I'm starting to believe the rrats...

>>36942907
He looks like he never sleeps

>>36950217
It lives with a crazy screaming girl and a cat who sees it as food. I'd have trouble sleeping too.

>>36942907
>she's making it wear fucking monkey clothes

>>36953988
They always do https://youtu.be/OQgmyN6VL6Q

>>36942907
wait, that's Peko's alt acc?

>>36953988
Sounds more fucking adorable than anything else

>>36946315
exotic pets are much more socially acceptable in japan than they are in the west

>>36942907
I hate it

>>36945208
Monkeys can cry

>>36942907
>where am i?
>why am it here?
>where is my home?
>how long has it been?

>>36942907
It looks upset that it was placed there for a picture, but used to being fucked with.

This little shit has no right to complain with all the pekisses he probably gets every day.

>>36958074
Yes

Did Pippa just fucking say "girlboss"?

>>36944976
My grey parrot doesn't look like it wants to kill itself though, and it's soon reaching 24 years old.

>>36942907
hes getting fat