/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

bruh i just came back to my portfolio, sold my 10 mori stocks and only gotten like half of what i was supposed to. fuck is this bullshit, fix this shitty website. trading crypto's more profitable.

>>36819063
>>36818448
>https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

>>36819063
what price did you buy it at
please dont tell me you bought it at 90k holy shit what a retard
its buy LOW sell HIGH not buy high sell low

>>36819063
oh also, i hope you didnt x10 it and thats why, you pay tax on multibuys, at x10 its 45% could have been it

>anon 8 was revealed
how much do erp lessons from anon 8 cost..?

>>36820613
stinky chloeposter needs a bath with big strong hands to wash him clean all over no matter how much he squirms

My profile will continue to harbor zzz's until a reset occurs

sorry bbb i know you used this soundpost before, i'll make one with choco for you one of these days

>>36821687
k see you tommorrow

Bogration 2.0 when?

>>36818448
Gonna need the rest of this fubuki image, chief.

Are halloween items supposed to be permanent on the gacha pool or what?

>>36830176
The event lasts a week

>>36830176
>>36830213 (me)
Likely ends tomorrow night.

NEVER TRUST A BANKMAN

>>36830546
>never trust jews
so nothing new?

ohhhh i need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 24)
>Shion :: $14,780.54
>Korone :: $12,522.24
>Laplus :: $6,324.78

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 56)
>Suisei :: -$18,750.94
>Choco :: -$11,710.19
>Hololive :: -$10,097.36

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,173.52
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,759.80
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,859.23

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>>36821475
>big strong hands to wash him clean all over no matter how much he squirms
I wouldnt mind being man handled

daily and weekly views/subs graphs seem broken

>>36831529
As per usual, thank you very much Mr. Morning Review for your Morning review!!!! appreciate it I very yes!

>>36832090
Try refreshing, it has been working fine for me. If not try clearing cookies/cache.

>>36831529
As per usual, thank you very much Mr. Morning Review for your Morning review!!!! appreciate it I very yes!

>>36832433
clearing cookies worked, thanks

>>36831594
how much do you weight?

Floor 10

brb summoning a stock market crash

>>36827960
sankakucomplex 32023307
the original source is fanbox blocked

>>36827960
oh right sankaku is doing the gay forced login thing now here
https://files.catbox.moe/tct3ad.jpg

>>36837854
thanks

>>36831594
>>36833146
This is an important question

>>36839043
>>36831594
yes, i bet hes built like jenigatas thick femboys, squishy and thick all over

Returns Report?

>>36840340
Fuck off architect femboys must be under 140 lbs

>>36842878
that would be a terrible waste
pinch that painfully thick waist
femboys built like a breeding sow
touch the boy cow do it now

potato nooo
i have been usurped

>>36847197
And I'm not stopping! Although realistically it depends on the day which of us is ahead

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 64.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 110,134,835, a change of 0.82% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,376,685. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 29 days.
>Kaoru currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 54):
>Ui :: +17.9%
>Rikka :: +14.8%
>Sana :: +14.1%
>Iofi :: +10.2%
>Syrios :: +9.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 26):
>Aruran :: -35.8%
>Zeta :: -9.6%
>Shion :: -8%
>Nene :: -6.9%
>Astel & Kovalskia :: -5.9%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $895,199.91 liquid to start with. This is a change of -0.24% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $3,557,157,079,663.20, a change of -0.32% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $32,298.20. There are 23 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Shien currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 51):
>Shion :: +36.2%
>Korone :: +35.5%
>Laplus :: +22.8%
>Kanata :: +21.7%
>Chloe :: +21.2%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 29):
>Aruran :: -43.5%
>Choco :: -40.1%
>Mio :: -33.9%
>Rikka :: -25.8%
>Suisei :: -24.7%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $247,774,860,978, a difference of 0.16% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $12,630,876,919.00, a change of -7.8% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 7):
>Chloe :: +1.9%
>Haato :: +1.3%
>Marine :: +0.8%
>Kiara :: +0.3%
>Ayamy & Suisei :: +0.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>9 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>22 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>47 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Suisei :: $472.13 Up :: $5,036.05 from adj.
>Shion :: $408.04 Down :: -$4,352.39 from adj.
>Korone :: $363.80 Down :: -$3,880.53 from adj.
>Hololive :: $296.04 Up :: $3,157.81 from adj.
>Rikka :: $273.38 Up :: $2,916.04 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rushia :: $0.29 Up :: $3.09 from adj.
>Haato :: $1.16 Up :: $12.42 from adj.
>Roboco :: $2.55 Down :: -$27.18 from adj.
>Coco :: $5.34 Up :: $57.01 from adj.
>Matsuri :: $5.74 Down :: -$61.23 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $51.44 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $95.67 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$112.48 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and remember: Blonde Supremacy.

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>>36857957
My Room

>>36857957
>Chumbuds
Not even once.

>>36862890
id get in that bed, with the chumbud, with the chumbud dressed as gura

page 10

night, /nasfaq/!

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>>36874881
And this is how long it tooke me to masturbate

>>36875005
Only 15 minutes? Sounds like a boring masturbation to me.

Page 4

>>36875249
How long do you go for anon?

>>36875743
30 seconds to 8+ hours
I guess sometimes its fine to have a quick one lol

>>36875902
How can you keep an erection up for 8+ hours? Do you edge, stop and go back to it later?

>>36876022
>he thinks you need to have an erection to masturbate
lol lmao even
No I don't think I have maintained an erection for 8 hours, unless you consider not having masturbated in the first place for like 3 days and being stuck somewhere you can't but incredibly horny at that point so your dick is just constantly hard and there is literally nothing you can do about it except pray nobody says anything cuz it wont get soft.
Well if you want to count a straight session without any hypno (which you avoid touching yourself during but you become like 100x more horny lmao) the most excessive was probably something like 4 hours and cumming 7 times i guess.

>>36876210
How else do you masturbate without an erection?

>>36876806
do you not have an asshole, nipples, hair, or feet anon?

>>36875249
It was 2 mins retard
>>36876806
I bust my balls until I cum, my fist works but dildos are also good

>>36877533
call me retarded more pwease
also based

>>36877533
You can fit your fist into your anus? Also what does "bust my balls" mean?

I might be retarded, but i also might not be retarded.

>>36877841
No it means slap or punch your balls until you cum

>>36879571
That sounds painful, can that really be pleasurable?

>>36880461
nta but yes

>>36880498
Would someone stepping on your balls have the same effect?

>>36880955
as long as you show enough restraint that you don't put me in the hospital

>>36881190
Are you into that?

>>36881380
IDK, i personally prefer probably less pain than the other anon, i can enjoy light pain, full on pain might scare me to much to enjoy though lol.

>>36881963
I don't enjoy too much pain either, I just pynch my balls lightly whenever I want to cum like that

>>36881963
I can be gentle

>>36877372
this nigga masturbating with his hair

die

>>36885245

ohhhh i need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 25)
>Ui :: $26,283.24
>Kanaeru :: $10,892.71
>Miko :: $4,797.74

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 55)
>Towa :: -$33,021.07 Holy shit
>Aki :: -$9,949.36
>Fubuki :: -$9,900.33

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,142.98
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,101.91
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,072.47

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

>>36886408
Thanks as always!

>>36886408
As usual, thank you very much Mr. Morning review for your morning review!!! Very appreciate it!!
Floor 10
>>36854307
Thank you Mr. Numbers review for your Numbers review!!! Very appreciate it too!!!!!!!!!!!

So if you buy enough of someone's fund you own them?

>>36892786
No

>>36892786
Yes

>>36892807
>>36892993
Trial dev add player buying please thank you

Returns Report???????????????????????//

>>36877533
i read this like the start ofSOME heavy metal emo screeching lyric
I BUST MY BALLS UNTIL I CUM
MY FIST WORKS BUT DIDLOES ALSO GOOD
IF THERES NO PAIN THERES NO FUN
BULLY ME UNTIL THERES BLOOD
OOOOGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OGH OGH *drum solo* (slow bit)
MY CONCOIUSNESS RETURNING
MY BALLS SACK IS BURNING
FURIOUS I STILL HAVE LIFE
I BEG HER TO USE THE (louder) KNIFE
lift up slam down come on DOWN WITH THE BALLSACK lift up slam down come on DOWN WITH THE BALLSACK

I wish funds were more advanced, having an option to buyout the CEO if he lets someone take over 50% of the fund stocks, CEO be able to limit amount of stocks people can gain. Perhaps allow to convert your account into a fund.

I understand they quite rushed funds but I hope it will receive some fun updates

>>36897668
That would be nice, but I don't know how soon bigger updates like that will happen. Trialdev has been working pretty hard (halloween, hats, creating the autotrader refresh button), but the others seem to be both behind the bigger updates, and busy IRL

>>36897487
Now just make your own vocal cover of it

>>36898468
Yeah indeed and I understand that, it's a for fun project and not something that is expected to blow up over the places and make a revenue. I still appreciate all the efforts from dev-chamas!!!

>>36898468
Yeah indeed and I understand that, it's a for fun project and not something that is expected to blow up over the places and make a revenue. I still appreciate all the efforts from dev-chamas!!!

I forgor zz is dead, kek.

Hello, I am mentally challenged, can you help me find out if I'm missing any hat? Thanks.
>Azki's Bow
>Noel's Hat
>Nene's Hat
>Miko's Hat
>Ayame's Hat
>Void Glasses
>Korone's Bow
>Risu's Hat
>Kiara's Hat
>Ina's Hat
>Rushia's Bun
>Suisei's Hat
>Ollie's Bow
>Ui's Hat
>Choco's Horns
>Mio's Hat
>Mumei's Hat
>Laplus Hat
>Botan's Hat
>Neko Hat
>Nabi's Hat
>Ame's Hat
>Fubuki's Hat
>Chloe's Bow
>Marine's Gyaru Hat
>Ina's Ears
>Matsuri's Hat
>Sana's Limiter
>Kanata's Hat
>Mio's Ear Hat
>Sora's Hat
>Aki's Hat
>Okayu's Hat
>Polka's Hat
>Moona Hat
>Koyori Hat
>Risu 3rd Hat
>Reine's Hat
>Kronii Flower Hat
>Risu 2nd Hat
>Calliope's Hat
>Mumei Beret Hat
>Luna's Crown
>Aqua's Hat
>Mumei Feather Hat
>IRyS' Horns
>Subaru's Beret
>Ayamy Hat
>Pochi's Wings
>Kanaeru Hat
>Marine's Hat
>Fauna's Branches
>Iroha Hat
>Flare's Hat
>Baelz's Hat
>Towa's Hat
>Pekora's Hat
>Kadomatsu Hat
>Mel 2nd Hat
>Lui Hat
>Shion Pumpkin Hat
>Aki 2nd Hat
>Suisei Original Hat
>Astel Hat
>Kanata 2nd Hat
>Shion's Hat
>Marine's Goth Hat
>Roboco's Ears
>Haato's Hat
>Lamy's Hat
>Mori Gamer Hat
>Watame's Hat
>Mel's Hat
>Roboco 2nd Hat
>Kaela Hat
>Coco Hat
>Anya Glasses
>Zeta Hat
>Matsuri New Year Ribbon
>Kronii's Hat
>Gura's Hat
>AChan's Hat
>Haachama Hat

>>36897668
I like funds but future fund updates should try to focus on adding vulnerabilities or weaknesses to funds in some way, as of right now they're a little too powerful.

>>36899044

>>36899583
Is this real? Please no...

>>36899607
yes, also i don't see kobo's hat either on your list

>>36899689(me_
nvm i was ctrl fing kobo lol, well the list is to long to read it unironically
anyways i listed an iofi hat

>>36899044
List of all hats from api/getItemCatalogue

AChan's Hat
Aki2ndHat
Aki's Hat
Ame's Hat
Aqua's Hat
AstelHat
Ayame's Hat
AyamyHat
Baelz's Hat
Botan's Hat
Calliope's Hat
CocoHat
ElfHat
Flare's Hat
Fubuki's Hat
Gura's Hat
HaachamaHat
Haato's Hat
Ina's Hat
IofiHat
IrohaHat
KadomatsuHat
KaelaHat
KanaeruHat
Kanata2ndHat
Kanata's Hat
Kiara's Hat
KoyoriHat
KroniiFlowerHat
Kronii's Hat
Lamy's Hat
LaplusHat
LuiHat
Marine's GothHat
Marine's GyaruHat
Marine's Hat
Matsuri's Hat
Mel2ndHat
Mel's Hat
Miko's Hat
Mio's EarHat
Mio's Hat
MoonaHat
MoriGamerHat
MumeiBeretHat
MumeiFeatherHat
Mumei's Hat
Nabi's Hat
NekoHat
Nene's Hat
Noel's Hat
Okayu's Hat
Pekora's Hat
Polka's Hat
ReindeerHat
Reine's Hat
Risu2ndHat
Risu3rdHat
Risu's Hat
Roboco2ndHat
SantaHat
ShionPumpkinHat
Shion's Hat
Sora's Hat
StockingHat
SuiseiOriginalHat
Suisei's Hat
Towa's Hat
Ui's Hat
Watame's Hat
WreathHat
XMasGiftHat
XMasLightsHat
ZetaHat

>>36900393
So if I am not mistaken and there is no hat that doesn't have hat in the name then you are missing

Elf Hat
Iofi Hat
Reindeer Hat
Santa Hat
Stocking Hat
Wreath Hat
XMasGift Hat
XMasLights Hat

Trialdev said he had to resize hats before adding them to the game, how small do they need to be? It'll be easier for him if the hats are at the correct size before being posted here

its not a fixed value cause he also has to balance them on you like a hat. Something like fubukis mini top hat would be much smaller than callis wide crown

>>36901693
300-400 pixels ish is roughly what I resize it too, doesnt matter too much though as long as it's near that.
>>36899044
Check this picture I posted of the gacha items if you wanted the visuals on most of them >>36608442
>>36893662
For this I have asked the other devs and they didn't mind, so could be done.
However just as a general fyi I may be busy with real life stuff for the next couple weeks, depending on how things go. I aim to get something unannounced out sometime after the halloween event first though.
-trial dev

>>36901851
This is a good point also to consider that I didn't notice to post above, best to maybe just have whatever size is best quality and let me play about with it. Things like Coco horns are much wider than 400 for example.
-trial dev

>>36902097
Where dah Halloween event stats at.

>>36902009
>>36902097
Got it, thanks for the answer! I had some hats in pretty low quality (around 200 pixels), I'll get some bigger images
Another question, has the dev team thought about having several types of gacha? There currently are a lot of hats and there might be even more in the future, separating them in several pools would make it easier to aim for specific hats

>>36902381
Event is still running

UwU

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 64.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 111,193,017, a change of 0.96% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,389,913. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 30 days.
>Kaoru currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 6 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 52):
>Syrios :: +19.5%
>Temma :: +11.6%
>Miyabi :: +11.1%
>Risu :: +10.6%
>Rikka :: +9.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 28):
>Aruran :: -20.4%
>Ui :: -13.0%
>Shion :: -8.4%
>Vesper :: -6%
>Nene :: -5.2%

4 coins (Kronii, Watame, Rushia, Dezmond) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $893,928.17 liquid to start with. This is a change of -0.14% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $3,650,328,907,283.15, a change of 2.62% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $32,828.76. There are 21 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Shien currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 53):
>Ui :: +109.2%
>Kanaeru :: +26.3%
>Rikka :: +22.1%
>Suisei :: +21%
>Okayu :: +18.3%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 27):
>Towa :: -49.1%
>Korone :: -26.2%
>Shion :: -26.1%
>Moona :: -22%
>Laplus :: -21.2%

2 coins (Kiara, Rushia) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $247,941,095,544, a difference of 0.07% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $11,214,391,272.99, a change of -11.2% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 4 Superchat Increases (of 4):
>Chloe :: +1.9%
>Suisei :: +0.3%
>Ina'nis :: +0.3%
>Amelia :: +0.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>7 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>24 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>2 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>46 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Towa :: $527.34 Up :: $5,624.95 from adj.
>Ui :: -$521.77 Down :: -$5,565.56 from adj.
>Botan :: $309.09 Up :: $3,297.00 from adj.
>Flare :: $297.14 Up :: $3,169.48 from adj.
>Fubuki :: $293.76 Up :: $3,133.40 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rushia :: -$0.90 Down :: -$9.56 from adj.
>Rurudo :: -$2.61 Down :: -$27.80 from adj.
>Roboco :: $4.44 Up :: $47.41 from adj.
>Coco :: $6.42 Up :: $68.50 from adj.
>Kronii :: $6.97 Up :: $74.34 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $58.75 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $105.83 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$92.38 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and mind the script.

>>36910169
Thanks!

It's been awhile since I've bothered to touch the site and thread. Can someone tell me what the Halloween event is? Thank you!

>>36916914
theres no crafts this time just gachables
the rare event only ones ones are tako pumpkin and shionpumkin hat the rest are more common than trinkets
if you get a pumpkin basket you get a bucket on the leaderboard people can gift you their drops (which includes tako and shion and some people have done this by accident)

>>36917817
Thank you anon, hopefully the event will run after dividends. I've been leaving a bot running for funds and my own wallet so normally I'm zeroed out by now. I'm praying trial dev if you're reading this don't stop the event when divs go out.

Hows everyone trading evening going

Noooo, no trading, am orca.

>>36924387
Say more

Hi-
The Halloween event was supposed to end today but I decided to let it run over the weekend. It will officially end on Monday, and we'll have some stats on the trick-or-treating with added prizes for the notable participants.

>>36927609
Whoo more spooky times~~

>>36927609
honk love

>>36927609
if you only have bloop left you cant treat for some reason
it let me gift everything else

>>36928076
that should be fixed now, have you tried again recently

>>36927609
honks alive

>>36928235
yeah, tried a cache clear too

meow~

>>36910169
As pe̷̡̢̛͓͙̤̬̻͈̊̈́̍̐́̃̚̚ŕ̴̡̛̗̜͉̪̓̽̿̚͝ us̶̞͕̳̓̽uǎ̸̟̬̓͝l, ƬΉΛПK ƳƠƯ vE R r y ɥɔnɯ ๓r. ຖน๓๖ērŞ rēงiēຟ [f][o][r] [y][o][u][r] [N][u][m][b][e][r][s] [r][e][v][i][e][w]!!! [spoiler](¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> Ďiε. <-.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯)[/spoiler]

@DEVS @DEVS @DEVS @DEVS
Hello, I hope you're having a good day. Is it possible to add every unique item to the gacha pool at some really retarded low %, I just wanted a chance to gather all items to fuel my autism.
Can you please also add one or two items with a 1/1000000 rate? Like, a marriage certificate or a wedding ring. Please I beg you, fuel my gambling addiction and GFE addiction please I want it so bad, ruin my life.

We are all going to make it

>>36935937
Sounds reasonable enough, I'll think up some items for it.
-trial dev

>>36937275
Incredibly based if real. I kneel.

>>36935937
Oh I skimmed the first part of this, I'll ask about the first bit, but the second part is the one which seems reasonable enough.
-trial dev

>>36937417
I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea how copyright works in this case. Could you just yoink pic related and put it into game for example?

What gacha needs is acrylic stands.

what we need is blackjack and hookers

>>36938248
>hookers
There's already enough in the game.

>>36938290
doesn't count, they just keep on teasing....or maybe im just not invited to the groupies

>>36938248
This
>>36938290
There's no shortage of common whores if you have the money.
What we REALLY need is fishing

>The year is almost 2023
>Still no customizable profiles
When did you realize nasfaq was dead?

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

>>36938534
why even play when nasfaq dont even have profile songs?

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 28)
>Nachoneko :: $24,485.32
>Amelia :: $14,022.33
>Miko :: $11,308.18

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 52)
>Marine :: -$27,799.66
>Fubuki :: -$18,088.70
>Pochimaru :: -$15,118.46

Overall Average Adjustment is -$773.41
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,582.51
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,118.91

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and remember what day of the week it is.

"real" oshiboard is pretty fucked up atm.

>>36939069
thanks for the morning review!

It has come to my attention that there's someone larping as KoroneSuki. He was greedy and a pussy, but he wasn't a cunt, this is obviously a larp. That is all.

>>36928235
>>36928637
bloop pumpkin shows up in two places in the inventory, one of them with the regular items (between butterfly and yellow card) rather than the halloween items

>>36942900
oh so it was fixed by making different bloop and the old bloop is just fucked , ok

>>36943281
Don't think we intended that, you'll have to wait for honk later though.
-trial dev

>>36941700
?

As per tradition, with today's SPECIAL date. November 11, Friday. 11/11/22. A very special Night. Friday Night!

Get Comfy.
Buy some beer.
Maybe eat some pizza?
/chill/.

As per tradition, with today's SPECIAL date. November 11, Friday. 11/11/22. A very special Night. Friday Night!

Get Comfy.
Buy some beer.
Maybe eat some pizza?
/chill/.

Wrong sound file, kek.

>>36949747
With so many holos having played yakuza 0, I'm surprised there is no soundpost of them singing along it

>>36950279
Original will always be the best.

>>36949703

>>36949747

>>36949747
Fun fact, skyrim came out 11 years ago on 11-11-11.

Is there a scenario where 10x is worth it?

>>36954513
IPO. Coin dipping to 50% or less of its average value. Pretty much it, and only if you're already spending as much as you possibly can buying funds.
>selling 10x
Practically never.

>>36954864
sell x10 is only 30% tax, its optimal at -47%+
which isnt as rare as you think

>>36807664

>>36510824

>>36953634

>>36958541
>>36953634
>>36950725
>>36949747
>>36949703
>>36948379

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 68.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 111,869,196, a change of 0.61% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,398,365. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 30 days.
>Aruran currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 6 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 54):
>Vesper :: +13.8%
>Risu :: +12.7%
>Dezmond :: +10.2%
>Towa & Pochimaru :: +8.8%
>Fubuki :: +7.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 26):
>Ui :: -17.0%
>Nachoneko :: -15.1%
>Aruran :: -14.7%
>Roberu :: -10.9%
>Amelia :: -5.4%

1 coin (Nabi) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $898,441.57 liquid to start with. This is a change of 0.5% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $3,692,547,407,281.29, a change of 1.16% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $33,007.72. There are 21 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Aruran currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 50):
>Nachoneko :: +104.6%
>Roberu :: +69.9%
>Amelia :: +38.3%
>Towa :: +25%
>Miko :: +18.9%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 30):
>Ui :: -40.6%
>Pochimaru :: -38.7%
>Marine :: -30.1%
>Fubuki :: -24.5%
>Polka :: -22.6%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $248,535,984,433, a difference of 0.24% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $11,147,357,430.40, a change of -0.6% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 8):
>Astel :: +50.0%
>Chloe :: +1.9%
>Marine & Sora :: +0.8%
>Haato :: +0.6%
>Kiara & Ina'nis :: +0.3%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>10 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>20 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>46 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Fubuki :: $531.93 Up :: $6,028.52 from adj.
>Marine :: $513.20 Up :: $5,816.28 from adj.
>Pekora :: $480.60 Up :: $5,446.81 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $452.35 Up :: $5,126.59 from adj.
>Nachoneko :: -$409.06 Down :: -$4,636.06 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Ollie :: -$0.26 Down :: -$2.95 from adj.
>Rurudo :: -$2.53 Down :: -$28.72 from adj.
>Zeta :: -$2.75 Down :: -$31.22 from adj.
>Rushia :: $3.56 Up :: $40.39 from adj.
>Coco :: $4.39 Up :: $49.80 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $42.27 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $95.85 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$108.25 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accuartely.
Oh also Holofightz tomorrow morning.

live

I want Anon8's tierlist of fetishes

>>36973007
link a tier list and I'll fill it out lol

Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36974596
>Hololive oshimark in the fund
>I don't know enough about (((LUNA))) as a player to meme some music
anyways, here's shiny smiley story

>>36974596
>Suisei, Pekora, Fubuki
As it should be.

Like a spark from the blue, it's time for the Dividend Review.

Dividend Pool for this week is $88,460.55, for an average payout of $1,105.76 per share.
This week's share average is 7.52% higher than the cumulative share average of $1,028.45.
This week's dividend pool is 1.46% lower than last week's pool.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Suisei :: $3183.76 :: 92.48%
>Lamy :: -$1341.87 :: -59.24%
>Gura :: -$1127.08 :: -33.63%
>Miko :: $1097.78 :: 54.40%
>Okayu :: $1018.12 :: 54.74%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Kaoru :: $1.35 :: 13.95%
>Ui :: -$3.03 :: -0.63%
>Ayamy :: $3.21 :: 4.96%
>Nachoneko :: $6.60 :: 4.21%
>Civia :: $6.76 :: 92.35%

Overall Average Dividend Change was -$16.36
Average Dividend Increase was $365.05
Average Dividend Decrease was -$210.67

Picrel is the top 21 highest-valued coins for this week, based on their 7-Day Average. Please note that Gura and Kobo had the same Value % this week.

Hope everyone got the payout they were shopping for.

Wonderful.

>>36958541
>>36953634
>>36950725
>>36949747
>>36949703
>>36948379
>>36960544

>>36974716
>5% divs
BIG PLANS shills on suicide watch

>>36973565
https://tiermaker.com/create/tag-tierlist-15053308

>>36975978
Sorry but I hated that tier list so fucking much. Some answers may not be accurate.

>>36974716
im sure his shareholders are getting real fat off that $48 dollar divs
enough for a few kebabs at least

>>36977123
>no cheating >no gangbangs >+ mindbreak >+leashes >+crossdress
hes the one
take this ring

This list seemed slightly better i guess

>>36818448
Hi
Can somebody explain to me how I can get millions in dividend one week, and absolutely nothing the next one ?
Is there some kind of mechanism I'm paying for that I'm not aware of ?
Did the broker changed again ?

>>36980854
post wallet

>>36980965
Here you go...

>>36981345
if you're really sure you got zero, that's a bug.

>>36981345
did you gacha at 12:00

>>36981697
Two weeks in a row ?
Is there an email or somebody I have to contact for this ?

>>36981731
No
I have not used gatcha in the last two month so

>>36981752
can't open the site atm, check the info page for the email

die later

>>36982954
Nyo!

>>36984602
nyes

>>36981832
Ok ! Thanks dude !!

>>36986935
you know what, how much did you lose?

>>36977356
You can get a half-decent steak dinner for $45, so that's not bad. Take the whole firm out for the weekend with your dividend payout.

>>36980854
Sounds like a bug, I've let honk know but still worth sending an email as well.
-trial dev

>>36987601
4M on one account
17M on the other
None on the third for some reasons

>>36988432
I've already send an email to the support earlier dear Dev !! Thanks for the hard work.
I rarely post in those threads (mostly lurks) so I was shocked when that happened

>>36989576
>multiple accounts
cringe

Found a way to make this work.. any interest?
Also since I have some time today, I'll look at this new player tutorial idea, any suggestions on this?
-trial dev

>>36989908
I play for my own fun and I like to see number goes up.
If I had multiple screens I would have made double that amount.
Since it's not a competitive game, and I have nobody to play with I do not see the problem in doing so.

>>36990243
>any interest?
Yes a lot, please, thank you!

>>36990243
Please I would use it probably the same amount as I do now even at 10x rate. I mostly just get tired of clicking at this point, rather than running out of money.

>>36990243
>new player tutorial idea, any suggestions on this?
>>35853331
>>36536022

ohhhh i need to shit

>>36990984
Couldn't find the first one while archive searching, thanks.
For the second one, I don't fully follow the second point
>Dividing the how to play section here into several sections would also be useful
Would this just be adding headings to each subsection? Or more detail in each?
-trial dev

So nobody else is gonna post their fetishes?

post towa saying it's red

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 3)
>Flare :: $2,381.63
>Okayu :: $0,501.04
>Civia :: $0,000.09

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 64)
>Aqua :: -$41,959.40
>Nabi :: -$26,428.75
>Marine :: -$23,646.14

Overall Average Adjustment is -$5,821.90
Average Upward Adjustment is $960.92
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,139.85

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HONKLER YER SPENDIN' ALL ME MONEY

>>36991486
as always, thank you very much Mr. Morning review for your Morning review! Very appreciate it

What the fuck are those adjustment prices???

Some anon asked if 10x is worth it
Yes. This is a good example when 10x is worth it.

MY FUNDS ARE ON FIREEEE

>>36989576
ok, set up auctions for stimmies

Why the fuck does this shit happen when I'm on holiday

>>36991486
GO CIVIA GO

>>36991142
Both ideally. 4 changes I think would be useful is give the mutual fund section some spacing, detailing what variables are considered for adjustment, explain the formula behind dividends, as well as giving an example for the multicoin part:
>You can buy and sell up to 10 coins at once. Use the tabs that appear on the side of the buy and sell buttons to change the quantity to be traded. You can also set the quantity in the autotrader. There is a flat tax rate of 4.5% per coin on buying, and 3% on selling.
I think a player who hasn't read the FUCK report might gloss over that part, so giving an example about the taxes for 10 buys and 10 sells should make it a bit clearer multicoining is serious business

>Fed raising interest rates
>nasfaq market crash

Coincidence?

>>36993676
>/hfz/ op streams
>market crash
its all lining up...

Post 'em!

>>36993969
money is confusing

fate stay night heaven's door requiem part 2 will be tomorrow as well instead of today. sorry, been very caught up

>>36977123
>shit tierlist
I'm sorry, this was the best one I could find.....

>>36995351
i mean a majority of the options were just whats your favorite cosplay/clothing :p

>>36995835
true...

>>36995918
>>36979420
i did post this btw idk if you looked

>>36995835
What are your favourite crossdressing clothes then?
What would you have Anon8 wear while having a romantic date with him??

>>36996038
sweet lolita

>>36996011
Yeah, I've seen it. Honestly, we're pretty similar on quite a few opinions

>>36996065

>>36996244
c-cwinge
lol its cute clothes, why normies so afraid of cute things

>>36992508
HOLY SHIT it's red

>>36996333
I hated all those frills, I agree that they look cute though.

>>36994154
Did you guys watch part one last week?

Just figured out why my tax calculations were always busted when trying to show estimated taxes on the autotrader...
Turns out the dev site has a 10% tax instead of what the live site has, and thats why my code was always off. Hopefully this means I can get that out soon and things should be clearer for everyone.
-trial dev

>>37002261
Tax rebate when

>>37002537
Normal site is fine, it was just on my private one it was different.
-trial dev

>>37001322
NTA, Yes we did, could probably queue it up if it hasn't been deleted and you want it

>>37005543
Nah I can just rewatch it myself, part 2 is the usual time tomorrow?

>>37001322
Yep.
>>37005543
I have a 90 day storage quota anyways, nothing is ever deleted before then
>>37006358
Usual time Eastern, it did change GMT. 4 PM EST. 2100 GMT. There are other anons who can queue it back up if you change your mind.

late autism
last week was suisei spike so thes values are vs 2 weeks ago/2
the market is in a big dip right now

>>36991245
+mouthplay petplay animalears collar leash (on the other person) +crossdress on males

>>37009572
I would fuck that.

>>37008431
Not sure if I'm doing good or badly, but still up there (relatively)

>>37008431
fuck the bottom was cut off
sometimes mspaint just moves double when you drag the boundaries for some reason

>>37009572
w-why is she wearing the rushia buns?

>>37011612
i needed an OP and that one was a callback to bread giving nul 1bil

After spending two and a half hours on the last mission, I finally fucking beat Advance Wars. Yay
P.S. Fuck Sturm, all my homies hate Sturm

>>37012266
congratulations!
now do a modded play

>>37012266
based
sturms alright its just you have >andy in the centre who cant beat 8dmg with 2heals
days of ruin has the real busted final boss with a +50%atk/+50%def and heal 5 per turn permanent aura, and the arena has 10 map wide cannons at the top you have to kill before you can do anything

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>36991245
Post the link to the so called good one if you want to see so badly
>>37002669
>my private one
Imagine getting into trial dev's private place site
>>37012266
Congratulations! Have you ever tried Wargroove? I heard it's like Advanced Wars.

>>37012266
but sturm is a pink haired big titted shortstack

>>37016228
https://tierlists.com/create/fetish-tier-list-3

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 115,435,637, a change of 3.19% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,442,945. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 31 days.
>Aruran currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 66):
>Izuru :: +26.9%
>Nabi :: +25%
>Aqua :: +16.4%
>Marine :: +12.1%
>Risu :: +11.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 14):
>Nachoneko & Roberu :: -13.1%
>Kaoru :: -4.6%
>Aruran :: -3.9%
>Ayamy :: -3.5%
>Flare :: -3.3%

3 coins (Rushia, Astel, Miko) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $734,240.68 liquid to start with. This is a change of -18.28% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $3,046,119,020,129.21, a change of -17.51% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $26,388.03. There are 22 coins with a value above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Aruran currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 8):
>Pochimaru :: +16.1%
>Flare :: +8.8%
>Rikka :: +3.2%
>Okayu :: +2.7%
>Chloe :: +1.9%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 72):
>Nabi :: -69.8%
>Aqua :: -56.8%
>Izuru :: -49.5%
>Kanaeru :: -41.6%
>Koyori :: -41.2%

1 coins (Rushia) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $250,909,259,712, a difference of 0.95% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $13,592,783,679.74, a change of 21.9% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 14):
>Zeta :: +30.4%
>Aki :: +20.0%
>Choco :: +11.1%
>Baelz :: +4.7%
>Chloe :: +3.6%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>1 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>73 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Marine :: $649.44 Up :: $6,494.40 from adj.
>Nabi :: $643.33 Up :: $6,433.26 from adj.
>Aqua :: $623.13 Up :: $6,231.28 from adj.
>Fubuki :: $536.67 Up :: $5,366.69 from adj.
>Koyori :: $525.29 Up :: $5,252.91 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rushia :: $1.81 Up :: $18.08 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $2.70 Up :: $26.97 from adj.
>Okayu :: -$4.49 Down :: -$44.87 from adj.
>Civia :: $6.43 Up :: $64.26 from adj.
>Rurudo :: -$6.90 Down :: -$68.97 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $220.79 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $238.04 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$34.49 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>37009572
>>37016875

>>37018282
damn a lot of opposite placements from S/A>E/F
Still nice list, very primal I guess. I can respect it.

>>36991245
Too afraid of judgement

>>36991245
I got bored and curious, you can have mine:

>>37016875
Here you go anon

>>37019456
Don't worry anon, its not like someones just magically going to take a shot in the dark on who you are and be completely correct....right?
>>37020189
s-so wholesome o.o

>>37020733
the filthy little animal thought they were significant enough to participate with the humans here? How cute.
Decent list though

>>37016875
If Cowgirl position was there, would be at S

>>37020769
I'm taking that as a compliment!

>>37021459
>Frottage S
>Gay F
your list leaves me with some questions...
Other than that seems like pretty normal list, though since you put eyes in S tier, have you ever thought about licking eyes? whenever I see someone do it in anime I always think its kind of hot desu

>>37022076
Not sure if Frottage and Edging are the same (I thought frottage was synonym of grinding unless it's "crossing swords" with futa) I put Eyes because I really like when my oshi goes heart-shaped pupils, and more while sex.

>>37022883
IDK whenever people use it here they mean dick rubbing so I kind of assumed.
Also understandable, heart pupils are really hot T.T

>>37021111
>quads bullying me
I-I see

>>37022883
edging is getting someone excited but not letting them cum, frottage is cock on cock, tribadism is pussy on pussy

i think one thing everyone agrees on , is that in the realm of fantasy with no consequences why the fuck would anyone willingly ruin their experience with a >condom

>>37024041
I didn't put condoms as an F because filled condoms are hot! Hot!

>>37023170
such a smart fandead saying people words
such a good boy, here we all pitched in to fill this dogbowl as a reward

hot thread. also thank you anon for these cursed knowledge about fencing

>>37025984
T-Thanks for the compliment and gift... I'll stop using people words now...

https://catbox.moe/c/gip682
final update to the aggie archive
enjoy

>>37029489
>#58
Picasso would be proud

>>37029489
>final
what did he mean by this

good night

>>37029489
o7

>>37034667
Sleep well anon

>>37034667
Have a good time if you're doing anything tomorrow!

>>37029489

>>37016875

>>37038891
>latex
what is this meme I dont get it

>>37039901
It looks good, it rubs against skin, it feels a bit constricting but not too much, and it keeps you hot. I like seeing others in it

>>37039901
You should try wearing some

>>37016875
I wonder what people would think looking at mine.

>>37016875

>>37012796
>a modded play
a what now
>>37013002
>andy
Yeah, definitely. If it weren't for Kanbei, it would take me more, than 2 attempts to beat this.
Also, wtf, the days of ruin boss sounds fucked up.
>>37016228
Well, I only recently decided to get into Advance Wars-like games, so I don't think I've even heard about Wargroove. What it's like?
>>37016467
huh...?

>>37041355
>What it's like?
Its hard for me to say campaign wise because when it came out originally I only really played the PvP aspect of it. But I remember it being really fun for a strategy game.
>>37041136
>I wonder what people would think looking at mine.
That I probably forgot my glasses.

>>37041574
>glasses
yeah, I should've realized it before posting. This one >>37041257 is readable, though!

>>36818448
i don't give a shit about the stock market. what is the source for the anime girl?

>>37041734
>>36837811
>>36837854

>>37041762
thanks

>>37041574
Well, I mostly see campaign as a way to properly be introduced to all of the game's aspects of the game. It is the PvP aspect I'm interested in. I wanna play AWBW with nashags at some point soon.
How versatile Wargroove is?

>>37041257
>femboy+bodymod+lactation
spicy , ive seen vids of femboys on jinseng tea doing that

>>37042128
>jinseng tea
dare I ask?

>>37042128
>jinseng tea
Google doesn't say anything about it having anything that might interest me....

>>37029489

>>37042262
And what would that be?

>>37042957
Don't make me say it...

i just woke up and this is the best hologra ever

>>37043162
You have to say it before this bread expires

>>37043449
I want to have milky tits...

>>37043471
Anon we both know there are only two kinds of people who want that and neither of them are good expose yourself to the proper authorities right now or join aggie

>>37043609
>first spoiler
Wait, what. Just what kind of person do you think I am?

>>37043713
either a woman or a "woman"

>>37043833
Why is it bad for either of two to want to lactate..?

>>37043925
if you really want to know the drug and why I hate both i will tell you in the corpse of what aggie has turned into https://magma.com/d/w0BlIfCr0Y but I will speak no more of it here