/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Child? Female child? Belly and chest? Little girl belly and chest? UOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

>>36896953
could have picked a better pic for this thread kek

>>36896953
The shark child ask for a baby in her belly! And I will answer!

I miss her already

>wake up
>no gooba
>go back to bed

Sex with bratty shark child?

Remember love gura. Ignore the Schizos, homobbegars, shitposters, bait threads, collabbeggars, Discord trannies......and Numberfags because they can't just stop on shitting Gura every single day. Truly i don't know what happened today Gura just a week away ok her subs grow of course is slow but she will get her 10k soon. they just can't leave that shit away. They are obsessed with her for 2 years already.

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

Previous Thread: >>36896402

cute AI goomba witch

Current Thread: >>36896953

>>36910524
>>36910611
T-Thanks

Bait OP but I guess we're using this thread

Penis talk is strictly verboten this thread

>>36910543
Very cute. AI goomba witch should fuck Megumin.

>>36910543
wait was this done in AI? fuck it looks good

Since penis talk has been brought up now, how often do you wash yours?

>>36910824
Every time I bathe or shower? Do people bathe without washing it????

Gura never apologized for the WWE poll "prank".
She never ever mentioned the party at Mori's airbnb even after Mori talked a lot about her being there.
Mori posted a pic saying "two tickets for barbie" on her roommate twitter account on the day of the party.
Gura's "former" betrothed never denied still being with her and avoids the topic like plague.
He's still the one and only chat moderator on Gura's roommate twitch channel.

Food for thought chumkeks.

>>36910939
I don't know, sometimes I don't wash my hair when I shower

>>36910824
Never. Gura washes it for me everyday

>>36911028
Yeah but you don't pee or cum with your hair

>>36911028
that's different, gura. washing a dick takes way less time especialy if you hair is long

I just realized katamari is going to hit her minigirl AND her giantess fetishes. We're going to be blessed tomorrow.

They're really bored today, huh?

What is Katamari Damacy again?

>>36910979
Can someone explain properly this rrat? did gura went to a party without telling anybody at moris place or what?

>>36911186
Some game about picking up trash and rolling it into a ball or something.

>>36911186
It's the game where you roll up stuff.

>>36911272
>>36911278
Is it fun? Mori is playing that game right now, but I'm gonna wait for Goobs playthrough tomorro

>>36911363
Very. Good music too. It's kind of popular.

Man, this new pokemon game is so badly optimized. One kid sits down in a chair and starts swinging his legs back and forth, and it drops down to 5 fps.

What are you up to buds?

>>36911507
Watching funny pizza man and thinkghen of gura

>>36911507
Rewatching old karaoke VOD

>>36911507
struggling to find the urge to do something other than scroll twitter and watch it burn to the ground in real time

>>36911507
Listening to Mori and reading.

>>36911507
Playing games with friends while also daydreaming about living with Gura

>>36911651
I know it's unrelated to Gura, but what's happening on Twitter?

>>36911507
Ate dinner and now I'm just waiting for Pippa to go live

>>36911651
It's business as usual with all the artists I follow. I guess there are some who aren't posting, who cares.

>>36911507
Listening to Bae and reading shitty Chinese martial arts stories.

>>36911696 (me)
Nvm, I saw that Elon is completely removing WFM lol.

>>36911507
Leveling up alts for the new expac in world of warcraft

>>36911507
Writing down the recommendations from last thread to watch.

She still never said what happened to her mic

Gurass

>>36911932
Smell check

>>36911804
what is "wfm"

>>36911755
twitter is about to get buried in lawsuits from people impersonating verified accounts and elonfuckbucket is just going to try and sell it off or straight up kill it within a week

All of Gura's outfits and skirts are so short
She literally can't bend down or squat without flashing everyone behind or infront of her
If she drops something, she just can't pick it up or everyone will see her panties.

>>36911920
nothing you fucking retard, it was a meme stream

>>36911804
do you mean work from home?

>>36911210
Mori said she invited Gura for an off collab to celebrate her birthday but the plan failed. She said her sister threw a surprise open party for her and ruined everything and Gura closed herself in a room for the whole duration of the party. Someone reported them to airbnb and next day airbnb made open parties against the rules.
Some speculate both Mori and Gura were aware the party was happening and they met their roommate friends there.

The most hilarious part is that nobody cried about Mori enjoying a party full of random men because she really did say she enjoyed the surprise party. Does Mori have any unicorns at all?

>>36911911
>Must watch
>2 Birthdays
>2k22
>Ring fit
>Mortuary assistant

>>36912025

>>36911973
>>36912058
Yea sorry I meant WFH.

>>36911989
That's fucking cool. Why does anyone care about verifieds getting fucked over

>>36911911
>henry stickmin
I always see this get recommended to newbuds but honestly, I thought that stream was nothing special. It was good but not must watch territory.
>>36911989
>kill it within a week
while that does sound promising, I'm afraid that the number of tourists /here/ would fucking skyrocket

>>36912025
Panties?

>>36912027
I'd agree with this if she didn't literally dodge the question about where her usual mic was. She read out a message from someone asking about it and then meandered off into gooba noises before changing the subject.
Could have easily said "oh it's just right here" but she's a terrible liar.

>>36912148
Good point.
>>36912025
see her panties or lack thereof*

>>36912173
>dodge the question
RETARD SHE LITERALLY SAID THE MIC WAS FINE. ARE YOU DEAF

>>36912094
Look at that tail!!

>>36912094
Nachomama is so based.

>>36912096
the bigger deal is that he laid off half their workforce and is turning their business model into a subscription-based service in a sad attempt to make back some of the money he lost

>>36912222
she said she was fine and that was some DYRBI shit

>>36911507
Playing PoE before work, wondering if I wanna take a nap

>>36912306
>Gura is a liar
you are a mentally ill faggot

>>36912224
>>36912226

You guys can keep bringing up twitter like I'm supposed to care that a billionaire retard who only made bad decisions was ousted by another billionaire retard who only makes bad decisions, but I will use it to follow vtubers and porn unless it dies, at which point I will follow vtubers and porn wherever they end up.

>>36912237
That depends on what that workforce was working on. I don't think anyone here cares about the propaganda division getting sent packing.

>>36911989
They're going to have much bigger problems as it seems the security execs quit and now its up to the employees to abide by regulations.
I can already smell the billions worth of FTC fines from here

>>36911507
Eating some pork roast I made and laughing at the posts from the retard obsessed with Gura's mic status.

>>36912417
literally all their senior security staff is walking out which means privacy and security compliance is going to be implemented by people who don't know what the fuck they're doing, so it's actually nontrivial. Anyways this is pretty off topic so i'll leave it there

>>36912511
>Anyways this is pretty off topic
Gura would love seeing that nightmare site die. It would be like a weight off her shoulders

You guys think Gura was just downplaying the Japan trave? or will she actually not hag out, meet or offcollab with anyone?

You've been sending nice messages in chat. Suddenly, you receive a message from a mysterious stranger.

>Hello. You seem like a nice young man. I'm actually Mama Shark. Would you happen to be interested in taking care of my daughter? Her doctor says she needs to take better care of her health, and I'm starting to worry about her. She needs a man in her life to help her get her shit together.

What would you do?

>>36912368
At her tail, obviously. She likes to show it off.

>>36912570
If tensions are actually high with some members of Myth, she may just meet with the ones she hasn't yet and hang out.

>>36912553
She only uses it for porn and memes and stuff so I don't think she even notices the nightmare parts. I've never gotten people who complain about twitter. Just don't look at shit you don't like, it's so easy.

>>36912570
Yeah let the girl who can't speak Japanese alone with no tour guide, fucking retard

>>36911507
Laughing at the prisoners I have hooked up to life support with every single vital organ and limb removed from their body as they slowly come out of their anesthetics (in rimworld)

>>36912237
Anon, mass firings are happening all across big tech. This is not something unique to Twitter. Facebook just laid off over 11k employees this week, too. Elon sees that the days of readily accessible and cheap capital are over. Gone is the time of tech startups that bleed money getting hundreds of millions to billions in seed capital. Tech companies are going to have to generate consistent profit from here on out if they want to stay in business, and the $8 subscription is Elon's plan at making Twitter profitable. It's not his "sad attempt to make back some of the money he lost", it's going to be the standard going forward for a lot of these tech companies. I don't care much for Elon as a person, but people aren't putting much thought into this situation beyond some double-digit IQ level of analysis.
>>36912306
Let's hear your theory, anon. You clearly seem to be of sound mind, after all. Tell us what you think happened to her mic, the one that is completely fine according to Gura

>>36912634
>tensions are actually high
I thought she just went silent on them like social outcasts tend to do, no an actual conflict.

>>36912672
You don't need a tour guide or the ability to speak Japanese to get around in Japan

>>36912595
not reply because it's fake, Gura's parents know she can handle herself

>>36912710
you left out the
>if

>>36912700
Facebook is fucked, should've used a better example.

>>36912719
If you really think that she will be alone in japan then you're a retarded

I really hope Lui invites her to Didneyland

>>36912660
She literally said it gives her actual nightmares

Gura relax time figure when?

>>36912091
>>36912132
Alright, added. Thanks you chumbuddies, i'm gonna watch this so comfy in my bed under a blanket.

>>36912570
>Lui wants to hang out with her
>Shion wants to hang out with her
>Marine wants to hang ot with her
>Okayu is a firm believer of "never meet your idols" but there is a chance someone will set them up to meet
I dunno man, too many JPs are interested in her, Marine alone has enough push to have her manager arange a meeting.

>>36912834
Not soon enough

>>36912700
Elon has no idea what he's doing. He's making Tesla employees audit Twitter code. Lawsuites are already coming in from Tesla shareholders from that, and having embedded engineers review full stack sw is a complete waste of time.
He claims he wants to make the website a source of truth for the world, but every single decision he's done goes hard against that.
Doesn't help that he himself tweets out autistic conspiracy shit.

>>36912783
That's because of the stupid high follower count, not because of the site. She's going to have nightmares about whatever site Cover forces her to use too. Her normal twitter usage is scrolling fanart and memes and stalking her fans, that isn't giving her nightmares.

>>36912595
I'd gladly marry her daughter.

>>36912700
>Anon, mass firings are happening all across big tech
He fired people based off of lines of code written. Which any SW engineer would be able to tell you is quite literally the worst possible metric to go by. They are already trying to rehire some of these guys the fired because they were super key senior engineers... unsurprisingly.

>>36912700
none of what you said contradicts my statement. he was forced into buying an unprofitable business and now he's desperate to get some returns on an investment he wasn't allowed to back out of. He's just doing it in an extremely retarded way

>>36912771
If she's really just there for business she'll probably have a staff member stay with her for a few days and that will be it. Not sure why im replying to a clear cuckposter seriously though

>>36912834
I want the popup, figma, and relax time figures so that I can talk with them when I feel bored and so that my gura nendo won't feel alone.

What's with all this?
Man, I just love Gura and want to make her my wife.

>>36912595
Ask for proof
>>36912749
Amazon and Apple put a freeze on hiring. Lyft, Stripe, and Chime are laying off 13%, 14% and 12% of their staff, respectively. Shopify is cutting 10% of their workforce too. This isn't exclusive to Facebook or Twitter, it's going to happen everywhere.

>>36912858
Wow. people didn’t recommend you her best stream of all time:
https://youtu.be/3phaXN_FjiE

>>36913041
might as well add TABS in for good measure kek

>>36912954
>so that my gura nendo won't feel alone
Get more nendos anon, fall into the slippery slope

I can't wait for the daki

>>36912959
Sorry, I asked about twitter because I'm too retarded to figure out how to use that site to figure out what people there are mad about.

>>36913041
FUCK YOU SHITTY BIRD

>>36912595
Laugh at Mama shark for calling me a young man. I'm on the wrong side of 30.

>>36913065
Nah I'm building a gura shrine. I currently have the weiss schwarz card, valentine card, and the nendo. I'm bummed that I used to be a poorfag and didn't get the postcards and stuff. I didn't get the acrylics because those felt cheap.

Did goobs kill?

>>36912700
Social media dying is a good thing and subscription nonsense is going to kill it faster than anything else. Stop sucking elons dick and enjoy the dumpster fire with the rest of us.

>>36913187
Yeah, that's why she moved. She's fleeing the long arm of the law.

>>36913173
Post it

idk how anyone can still think she hasn't moved after that last stream

>>36913173
Did you get the lamp? Or are you only getting official merch?

I love her, not just her talents or her as a person but I love her very soul and no matter how low her self-esteem is right now or how bad she thinks of herself, I would forgive anything and find a remedy for all her regrets, I'd do whatever I can so that she won't have any more regrets ever because I love her like she wouldn't believe... I'd love to embrace her every day especially when she's feeling down or frustrated and I'd love to pat her head and caress her pretty and fluffy, wavy long hair. Whenever she cries I would caress her tear-stained cheeks and tell her I'll be there for her whenever she needs me until death takes me away from her. I love her so much it's unreal.

>>36913187
Yeah, me.

>>36912945
>cuckposter
Holy retard, if that's what you're implying then you're the cuck. Of course she will go with myth members, retard.

Post your favorite Gura

>>36912771
Did she hire Ina to be her guide?

>>36896953
>>36911989
>>36896953
Everytime I come to this thread it never fails to amaze me the retardation displayed with full force.

>>36913245
It's still pretty scuffed but I'm doing the best I can with what I have. The other thing is a papercraft model which is there until the other figures like the popup, figma, and relax time gets realeased
>>36913263
I didn't get the lamp because it felt like some bootleg stuff I could buy off of alibaba or something so I thought that if I were to buy a lamp then I should just save some money and buy the bootleg instead so that I could save on the real figures. Same with the acrylics.

>>36913344
Would you love her if she got a big chubby?

>>36896953
14/88

The dark spirits be following you yeah?
Schizos setting providence right in this world, have you seeing shallows in the corners of your eyes.

>>36913544
A big chubby tummy TuT

>>36913544
i'd call her chumbie

>>36913510
I have too many favorites for the thread

>>36913544
I would and then I would cook her delicious healthy protein food every day. She'll become a /fit/ autist like me.

>>36913544
>chubby/pudgy loli
so underappreciated. my fucking dick.

>>36913510

Are chumbies the apex fanbase? how many anons are fellow /fit/izens?

>>36913859
not me i'm a fatass

>>36911507
Playing Into the Radius with the scavenger mod and getting spooked outta my bones

>>36913510

What are the odds that Gura will be a rollable character in the upcoming Counterside Holo collab?
https://twitter.com/CounterSideGBL/status/1590871986406035456

>>36913892
Go bearmode buddy.

I get mass reported for making a reply to someone and the person who I replied to has nothing happen to them, nor does the person who started the off-topic discussion in the first place.
Anyway, this Katamari stream should be good.
>>36913510
Here's one of my favorite Guras
>>36913859
Me

>>36913843
>>36913755
>>36913773
>>36913784
I used NovelAI for this one, sometimes its hard to find pics that have my fetishes so i have my folder

I am the only one who truly loves Gura!

>>36913541
Everyone starts from zero. Hopefully she gets even more figures and whatnot.
I wonder how many of us are trying or already have a shrine.

>>36913541
Wait whats that card on the left from?

look at it

>>36913982
Low. They would've mentioned her already.
By the way tomorrow Gura should be participating to youtube's fanfest live.

>>36913982
>Watson
Meh.

>>36914068
I'm lookin
Now what

>>36914052
Hololive Card Choco v3

>>36913982
Why is always the most dead gachas ever....I want to have Gura in BA dammit

Very nice how replying to off topic posts gets you banned, but starting off topic discussions in the first place doesn't
>>36914068
I am looking

>>36913859
There were a lot of reps posting pre-birthday last year, that died off though. I wonder what happened to those chumbies.

>>36914168
Now you must send that face to 10 people you know or you will audibly shit yourself around Gura without knowing she was around

>>36914306
Forgot the picture

>>36914073
Before or after her regular stream time?

>>36914313
Im still here and still do mine, i just don't talk about it as much anymore. Not that people talk about it anyways when you do post, this place is mainly just full of shitposters these days

>>36914252
>will never have HoloEN in a Hololive/Azure Lane collab because of the fucking Chinese

I'm still fucking mad.

how do gura edit

i hope gura plays the new pokemon game to the end

>>36914053
nta but I want to learn how to paint garage kits one day cause there's already a couple Gura GKs that look pretty nice like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75LL6EtFFXw

>>36914426
WTF one of E4 is a child??

>>36914426
>Gamefreak pulled off another cute UOOOOHHHHH
nice

>>36914426
She literally said she was only going to stream it once

>>36914490
yeah which is why i hope she decides to play it to the end

>>36914478
apparently
just been lurking vp to see all of the leaks

>>36914430
I saw at least 2 of them that looked amazing, but there's no way that I'd be able to do that. They are not exactly cheap either.

>>36914252
With Gura taking a stand against shitty merch I'm guessing she's taking a stand on being put into a shitty gacha too. She'll get into a game people actually play, I believe.

>>36914537
>drawn out coming to have a loli say cooming
Lol, now if only Gamefreak actually optimized their shitty games.

>>36914490
She also said she'd stream it more if she gets into it. Unlikely, but possible.

>>36914588
Yeah, I had to stop playing because the game kept hanging at cutscenes for me.

>>36914490
>>36914620
I will hope for more. I don't care about Pokemon at all but I feel like watching her play it will be fun.

>>36914567
Gura likes blue archive though she literally was looking at cherino art, maybe not for the ''gameplay'' but she loves the girls

Looks like having this op picture made a lot of the tourist leave kek.

>>36914714
They should give her an account that has all the story unlocked with none of the "gameplay" and let her go to town in another sponsored stream. She'd love that.

>>36912085
I mean, it was more about how rude and dangerous it was. Would rather not see any tiktoks of them getting mocked as they die from the fentanyl their drinks were spiked with by strangers off the streets.

>>36914567
I still believe that she purposefully fucked up that latest gacha shill stream so that she wouldn't get bothered to shill those shit anymore. That memberpost right after was a still kind of weird.

Kaela mentioning Gura playing Little Nightmares 2 to Bae on stream.

>>36914426
Yeah, she needs to destroy her rival.

>>36914902
Bae actually needs someone to hold her hands for LN2?

>>36914819
the fact that they don't get free rolls in sponsored streams is so dumb lmao, it would be way better for the game to create the illusion that they are ''kind to free to play players'', and BA is actually very fair when it comes to giving you free stuff but no way Gura is actually going to farm before a stream lol

>>36914858
I forgot about that. I'm not going to pretend to underestand what she meant.

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxxGnjckTzg1hLVBz1G6Xg9VXLPn54aakk

>>36896953
no wonder her music got thrown into the children's music section on yt

>>36913859
I still do my reps, currently down by 8kgs from my cut and I'm looking pretty nice. I think I should stop cutting though.

Vored by Gura!

>>36913544
Fuck yes! Chubby lolis are too sex.

>>36914406
There should be a schedule tweet on the official event twitter account but I'm too tired to go find it tbqh. I'm sleepy as shit in bed right now.

>>36915008
Source? Fuck that's hot.

hwe hwe hwe :3c

>>36915092
I love you Gura please marry me

>>36915008
God I wish that were me

can someone soundpost her coughing from last stream tia

>>36914407
I still post when I do my reps because I like seeing other chumbies post them doing their reps as well because it makes me feel like I need to improve more. I'm just taking a break because I'm in a depressing episode in my life right now. Thank god for Gura or else I probably would be even more dead inside.

>>36913544
I greatly prefer slender lolis.

>>36913859
I got into fitness because I wanted to show off to my shark wife but I've been too busy with work and low on cash to renew my gym sub recently.

>>36914426
haha Poopy

i love this creature
the shart

>>36915050
https://twitter.com/1Themainman1 they did this one also very few holo-releated maybe 2 others not Gura.
>>36915161
Yes

Gura's soft, moist, tight, warm, bald, puffy cunny T___T

>>36915169
Samedesu. I really need to get back to my own reps when I pull myself together and I'm glad we have Gura.

>>36915392
thanks

>>36915564
How did I fuck up the spoiler? Testing?

Recommended Gura streams that haven't been mentioned yet:
Faith- The Unholy Trinity, Trombone Champ, Little Nightmares I & II, I Am Fish, First Blue Archive sponsorship stream, Scout TTRPG, Luigi's Mansion, Jackbox collabs, Passpartout, Gura's Food Review, Youtubers Life 2, Big Brain Games, Dead by Daylight collabs, 1st Overwatch Collab, WWE2k22, Cookie Run Kingdom, Outlast, Inside, Soma, Superliminal, Sims 4, Resident Evil 2, Cat rage game, Chilla art streams, Rimworld, Phasmo VR, West of Loathing, Minecraft: Boom with friends, visit with JP server, Shion date and both tours with Kaela, Among Us collab with all of EN. Ark, April Fool's stream, A Way Out, Pummel Party, Friday Night Funkin', Smol Ame, New Years Stream 2021. Member Maid roleplay stream was nice.

There's a few collab streams she's done off her channel which are good. Can't remember them all. so there might be more I'm missing 1st dance school with Kiara, Mario Party and Monopoly (mostly for Kiara's tears). Wolf Quest. Mumei Room Review.

>>36915578
is that?

>>36915169
Well chumbie, I just did 10 whole push-ups in a single set. I'm getting pretty strong.

>>36915658
I will pay your estrogen therapy if you become my gura gf

>>36915658
You fucker, you just made me do 35 push-ups in a set. WAGMI bud.

>>36915658
I really hope you're serious

>>36915658
Everyone has to start somewhere. Keep it up!

>>36913510

if gura was just a kid in a shark costume? would you still go to her stream?

GOOP GOOP?????? goop goop...

>>36913510

>>36916004
Honestly? No. I wouldn't know she exists.

>>36915169
I've been doing 2MPH at the treadmill every day since 2 weeks and diet.

>>36916004
What a dumb question, in no way is she just a kid in a costume!!
Keep saying dumb things like that and I'll have to correct you

>>36916004
You just described Gabby. No tail no watch.
Of course I would. It's not about the model, it's her personality

>>36916171
you dont like gabby?

>>36913510

>>36916130
To clarify I would watch her now that I know she exists. But if she was only ever a shark kid I would not watch her.

>>36916284
Gabby is a harlot whos trying to get the goom I save specifically for Gura.
She shall not be quenched!

>>36916370
gabby is a nice girl who likes to go to waffle house

>>36916284
NO TAIL NO WATCH. Gabby is just a horny wannabe, she will never be Gura

Gabby doesn't exist. It's Gura using her shapeshifting magic.

Wan wan!

>>36916431
what if the shark costume has a tail? and what then?

>>36916513
Gabby does exist and I will go to Oregon to prove it

>>36916535
It's not a real tail, Gabby

>>36916004
When you think about it Gura got her outfit from a clothing store, her hairpins are also from the same type of ''brand'' so there's a real cute shark girl famous with the kids out there in the hololive lore, everyone that looks at Gura just thinks she is a fangirl

>>36916516

>>36916004
I know it's not a popular opinion but the tail does nothing for me, I prefer her model without it.

>>36916620
>thousands of gabby's exist in the hololive universe
>only one actual gura

>>36916775
I love her tail and I think it should be fatter

>>36916775
I love her tail but don't like when it gets in the way of seeing her butt. I'm pretty sure she'd agree with this analysis.

>>36916775
I'd accept booba before I accept no tail.

>>36916516
me on the left

>>36916775
Not even when she's on all fours and asks you to lift up her tail?

>>36916775
This post is gayer than those who want to worship gura's sharkcocks

>>36917148
As someone who wants to worship Gura's sharkcocks, I agree.

>>36917092
>>36916853
>>36916902
>>36917148
Artists just don't seem to know how to attach it to her, it just appears from under her clothes or looks like it protrudes horizontally from her back. I haven't seen art that makes it look natural without making it look gross or weird. It only really works if you don't think about how it attaches to her.

>>36917391
Sounds like you found the solution already? Head empty, tail thoughts.

>>36917391
Her tail is a part of her identity dumbass. Without a tail then she's not Gura anymore. It's like wanting Gura to have tits or be tall or something.

>>36917461
god bless klaius with his fat tail signature
may goober tail get fatter everyday

flat

>>36917391
The place where the tail attaches to her body probably ferments sweat like her armpits since it is not very exposed. Gonna get a whiff when you lift up her tail

POST FAT TAILS!!

>>36917440
>>36917461
This is the only art that makes sense to me, but also is a bit off-putting. And yeah I usually do just not think much about her tail, hence why I would be fine if her model didn't have one.

>>36917570

>>36917579

>>36917579

>>36917635

Fat strong tail means she can do all the work during underwater sex

>>36917579

>>36917570
Mmm fishy

Is goomby goomba daijoubu

>>36917635
FATTER

>>36917744

>>36917579
The fatter the tail, the cuter the shark

child

>>36917760

>>36917579

>>36918129
Gura, you have a fat ̶a̶s̶s̶ tail.

>>36917842
Literal child

>>36917842
I can't remember if she liked or retweeted this one

>>36918440
she saved it in her "cute and funny" folder

TuT

looking for more fat tails in my collection i found this cute

I MISS GURA

AH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I love pouty Gura. Her poutiness just makes me want to harshly correct her. T u T

>>36918834
mama cunny

>>36918834
>>36918887
What ever happened to Nacho? We don't hear about her at all anymore.

Sometimes Gura has an edge to her voice like she wants to round us all up irl and strangle us one by one with her bare hands. That's how I know she's genuinely in love with us.

Clicked thinking this is /uuoooooh/. Not disappointed at all

>>36918941
She's still there. Streams pretty much daily.
Gura probably hasn't talked to her much considering there hasn't been a new outift commissioned in a while and it seems like that's most of the reason they communicated.

>>36918941
she is extremely busy having lots of vaginal sex with me

Gura's such a good girl, I love her.

>>36918852
gura was pouting after saying she went to the doctor and it wasn't a happy pout

This makes a fine addition to my collection

>>36918941
She is popular by herself these days

>>36919183
that's a nice crochet shark you got there

>>36919183
Post your collection anon.

>>36919183
That's a big chimkin

>>36918129
Dang gura that’s one fatass tail

>>36919410
I will wipe her shit off her tail if she 'accidentally' gets some on it

>>36919183
Mine is in my display case too, i need to get some batteries for it so I can unplug it

i'd pay gura to beat the shit out of me
how many punches do you think it would take before i felt anything?

>>36919288
Please ignore the non-hololive items, I just have no other place for them right now
>>36919581
Be sure to use rechargeables; alkalines will eventually leak and ruin it

>>36919752
>that lone coco card

I WANT GURA TO DROOL EVERYWHERE AND TURN IT UP SO WE CAN HEAR ALL OF IT

>>36919752
You should get a second nendo so you can get it out and pose it since it looks like you like to keep things in boxes

trombone champ should make a sousaphone champ game for gura to stream

>>36919752
That Gura crochet is very nice! Did you make it?

>>36919752
What's the deal with the glove?

>>36919994
nta but I'll assume that they are for handling his merch

>>36919752
that's pretty cool anon, although personally I wouldn't leave the plushes/figures in their packages

>>36919994
NTA, but I'm assuming they wear them to make sure they aren't spreading fingerprints/dust/etc. all over their merch.

>>36919891
I actually do buy seconds of most Gura stuff to keep in-box, the ones here are the display ones. Only reason I haven't unboxed is that I need to rearrange the shelves a bit and clean all the glass
>>36919920
Got it off Etsy for like $30
>>36919994
Used them while handling the cards/putting them in sleeves, figured I could keep them for future reuse
>>36920039
see above

>>36919994
For touching merch after cumming all over his hands

>>36920095
Ah, I see it, thanks!

You guys know that Gura is too weak to lift her tail, meaning that she never wash the gap between her tail and her upper ass, making it full of Gura sweat and stinks, you guys no this right?

>>36920187
I'll clean it for her (with my tongue)

>>36920187
she sits on the shower floor and rubs her ass on the ground like a dog. every time she showers. that cleans it.

>>36920187
I will rub my pp there to clean off her filth

>>36920325
I'm the shower floor

>>36920388
That’s my daughtersharkwife’s shower floor pervert

does gura understand that you need to study on days you don't have classes?

>>36919119
Would still correct. T u T

>>36920677
She disconnects completely when she'd not in class the same way she does hololive on break days

>>36920677
why??

>>36920677
Studying? huhaha~~

>>36920677
She could try reading some JP comments during her streams.

goomber fantasizing about what kind of sexy figure she wants in the middle of the management discord channel

>>36920733
On off days all she does is sometimes go pick up some rations and then come home and talk to herself...
My wife to be...

>>36920677
>>36920733
>Doesn't study and practice JP outside of class
>Completely disconnects from Hololive
Gura is doing a lot of things wrong.

>>36921416
She's a glue eater, anon, we can only expect so much

i tried duolingo and man it fucking sucks

>>36921585
>he fell to duolingo meme
try anki instead, you could find /djt/ thread on /jp

>>36921495
Yeah, but it would be nice if someone would point out that the things Gura's doing wrong. Too bad management is useless.

>>36921416
>completely disconnecting from your job on off days is wrong

>>36921750
Well she has your infallible assessment anon, what more could one truly need

>>36921855
She still thinks about us too, which is the important part.

>no Gura tonight
>friends busy
I don't know what to play or watch now...

Imagine waking up to this

>>36922915
I'd rather imagine waking up to a nice stream reservation like ASMR, honestly. Living with Gura would be a pain.

>>36922370
>no Gura
>no friends
I'll just sit here yearning for shark girl...

>>36922915
I wake up to this every morning
https://files.catbox.moe/gqppr5.webm

stupid shork

>>36923210
AAAAAAAA I NEED HER SO BAD I LOVE HER SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAA

>>36921855
It's fine to have some distance here and there, but complete separation from Hololive isn't good for Gura especially if she's trying to make connections. It's not a coincidence that Gura has kind of become an outcast. You can still have a healthy social life while keeping in touch with Hololive, but Gura doesn't do either.

>>36923871

>>36923795
Like oshi like fanbase

It's still really fucking hot that Gura makes eye contact with her figures while masturbating and gets off on them looking down on her.

>>36923795
No, it actually makes complete sense given that every single hololive member she can interact with is going to be voice/text/etc only and heavily limited by when they stream.
>You can still have a healthy social life while keeping in touch with Hololive, but Gura doesn't do either
Then maybe she should start making an effort to have friends she can talk to in person, maybe she already is.

>wheel of yttf
so what is it?

>>36923795
wdym, she has tons of friends, family, coworkers, and all the chumbies are her husbands. She probably wants a little more healthy alone time if anything.

>>36924394
Wheel of fortune but for youtube fanfest?

>>36924394
Gura must be ashamed of it like she's ashamed of the interview. Don't look chumbies! she's screaming at us.

>>36924471
>she has tons of friends
I don't know about that, she's a little too much of a loner
>probably wants a little more healthy alone time
It's fine if it's just a little, the problem is when it's complete detachment like what she seems to be doing with Hololive.