/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>36900866
Amen

LEADER LOVE!!

i wanna draw vespies family

>>36900765
i love this dumb idiot

is this not the thread? personally im fine with OP image. Pako sensei is good people.

LEADER CUTE

OP ART IS GOATED

>>36900941
ah… he looks like an adorable shota here…

If you were to audition and succeed in getting into StarsEN 2, who would you want your artist to be?
I would want Lack

I hope can resume my dream from yesterday tonight. gn (-_-)zzz

>>36900712
Dingo running after the car...

>>36899539
God, she’s still acting all righteous about it on twitter. I hate women like her, they give the rest of us females a bad rap. How dare she blame her period on it too. Just take meds and shut up. The rest of us are having fun. If it’s too much for Leader, he’ll say so. I’ll shut up about this, but it gets on my nerves when this happens and people start thinking all female fans are like her.

t. Fujoshi

>>36900712
Leader's leg is so sex in this for some reason

>>36901066
Honestly Altare probably forgot this even happened. Women hold onto things way too long.

>>36901066
it's nbd sis, I trust leader to get his chat and fans in line

>>36900712
Reminder that wada and pako are hacks.

Commandments doko

>>36901066
she’s just some weird autist anon, genuinely don’t worry about it too much and don’t let it drag down your mood. altare ignored it and nothing came of it. no point in checking her twitter.

>>36901136
bruh wtf

>>36900986
Don't steal his innocence

>>36901055
What was it?

are there any Tempus vore material yet

guys.. why is he pointing the gun at himself..

>>36900712
/edk.e/ j,sadfjuaeksadfj
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uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>36901191
sex with leader. what else would it be?

>>36901136
t. non-artist

>>36901280
Amen

>>36901280
OOO OOO AAA AAA

>>36901280
Amen.

>>36901066
I can guarantee you leader forgot about it 15 seconds after, it's a really small deal

>>36901211
>>36900686

>>36901136
a pakoschizo? nice

>>36901362
to be fair, there's been Pako schizos since Sana was still a thing.

>>36901280
$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!@@
AOH OHAHHAHAHAH

>>36901348
anon i was trying to pretend i hadn’t seen that post since the thread immediately archived after it

>>36901056
Proof he’s the smart one. Magni is 100% crashing that car

you don't want to imagine yourself being digested by your favorite boy?

>>36901452
....I want to live, anon

December Axel offcollab with Matsuri in Japan

>>36901490
what better way to go than to be slowly devoured by your oshi, though?

>>36901452
…no, not really.

>>36901280
OOOOOO OOOO OOOOO

>>36901511
The Axelotl and Magmite dream.

Magni's rent free rant was so funny

>>36901136
Who's Wada?

>>36901452
I'm a masochist but not in that way.

>>36901452
I... No.

>>36901452
No.

>>36901643
Arco Wada, the illustrator for Fate/Extra and also Kronii's mama (artist)

>>36901643
Kronii's mama. Probably most well known for her work on Fate/Extra stuff.

>>36901773
SLUT

>>36901746
Jesus, those pointy bangs aren't just a one time stylistic choice, they're for everyone then

>>36901773
WHORE

>>36901773
WHORE

>>36901773
SEXY WHORE

>>36901746
Wada could probably make a really good loli or regular pettan vtuber based on how he drew Liz and Melt.

>>36901793
>>36901807
>>36901810
>>36901845
AIEEEE MY UNCLE ISNT A WHORE!!!!

>>36901773
My dad's friend is kinda sus

>>36901798
Wada just really likes hair vents, okay.

>>36901490

>>36901773
you can't turn a hoe into a housewife no matter how many times you wreck his bussy, Vesper. I'm sorry but it's true

I Believe in altnowa ;_;

>>36901893
show me on the doll where he touched you, anon

>>36901136
NOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT ABOUT MY HECKIN TRASH MALE SERVANTS AND CLOWN SUIT FEMALES WITH BUG EYES!!

>>36901922
It will work out just fine, you just wait. They are both hoes after all

>>36901965
t.Altare

>>36901875
I didn't know old men could be sluts, but I was proven wrong! A big congratulations to Vesper Noir of Holostars EN Tempus for being the biggest whore in the history of vtubing~

>>36901965
me too, sister… me too…

>>36902011
R

>>36900712
Bros, i miss aniki...
I was looking forward to watching some more doki doki

>>36902011
A

>>36902011
Kinda hot desu

>>36901023
Raita.

>>36902035
I miss him too, man. I’m praying for the Axelotls to stay strong during this aniki drought.

>>36901023
I'd want Pako. I'll be the Aussie son that won't let him down

>>36902011
P

>>36902025
>>36902040
>>36902090
is crap

>>36902147
I'm going to strangle you

>>36902011
E

>>36902011
E

>>36902069
The Zetaxel spam cursed us...

>>36901023
Whoever drew Altare. I'm a menhera, and I love his crazy lizard eyes and his :3 face.

>>36902268
Fanfics doko

>>36902268
ripdesk is slowly winning me over

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1590820867520737280
Axel...

>>36902289
You think that if we were to sacrifice a zetaxelfag, that would be enough to stop aniki's internet issues curse?

>>36902268
RIPDESK LOVE!!

>>36901023
Miwa Shirow would be pretty great.

>>36902347
Only the Morgni tribe can stop the Zetaxels

Official mascots doko

>>36902268
Awwwww

>>36902347
A sacrifice should be something that has actual value.

>>36902347
Round em all up chief

>>36902429
what's the usual timeframe for mascot debuts?

>>36901023
I desperately want to be a shota, or at least smol like astel, so Pako is probably a good fit

>>36902439
I offer my dick.

>>36902513
something of actual value anon.

>>36902550
Mean. I say sacrifice that anon’s dick

>>36902550
I wouldn't offer if it didn't have significance.

>>36902550
yeah, we’re cutting off that anon’s dick

>>36901100
god this just reminded me why my ex bailed on me. i cant cope with the fact men hate women so ill just quietly stay single and enjoy my vtubers from afar

>>36902550
dingo's Virgin.

>>36901099
Because he’s spread em like a slut

Never forget this legendary arc

>>36902724
i wanna see leader’s slutty side…

>>36902768
The Almond sex dungeon off Collab was pretty hot.

>>36902818
the altnowa off collab will be the gayest one yet, I'm certain of it

>>36902932
The fics that came from it too

>>36881777
I'm sorry for crossposting but aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO CRINGE, BUT SO FUCKING CUTE, I WANT MORE

So who's gonna host the drunk karaoke?

>>36903425
it'll be on Magni's channel later

I want leader's coke I want leader to rape me :(

>>36903820
C'mon let leader have his coke, he was gonna drink that

>>36901136
Fuck off. Karna, Ryoma, Robin Hood and Li Shuwen are cool

axel syrios

>>36904230

>>36904230

>>36904230
Hello cutie~

>>36904230
I miss him...

>>36904346
Imma be real with you Vestia Zeta, ain't no way you getting that dingo dick

>>36904230
Why is my husband's name here? Stop doxxing my family

>>36904230
ANIKI DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>36904230
Aniki doko...

>>36904528
I MISS ANIKIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>36904491
Get ready for ntr

how was Nowa's zatsu today compared to the usual? Haven't watched it yet, but is it just another SC reading stream I can skip?

>>36904567
No... He told me he was going on a business trip...

>>36904588
he was a lot more controlled, I think it's one of his best recent ones.

>>36904588
He didn't really read much superchats this time around it was nice
A lot of it was describing how messy Dez's place was

>>36904625

>>36904635
>>36904636
based. alright i'll check it out then.

>>36904992
Vesper listened to criticism and has improved a lot. I hope for members zatsus he keeps disabling superchats too.

>>36904992
I'm going mild schizo that he read my YouTube comment complaining about too much superchat ADHD and changed the way he zatsus accordingly

>>36905376
Fuck, forgot to say captcha Too RATT

>>36905376
woah i'm seeing double

he's gonna jinx it isn't he
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1590843853149736960?t=Re-Z9YfmOD5ObJ52PtZCUg&s=19

>>36905665
Yes

>>36905665
The en curse is striking all of them

>>36905336
Just superchat reading at the end is fine, no need to be that extreme. Even if that means he has to cut the zatsu portion short at like 1 hour max and then move on to superchat reading, that's still 1 hour longer than what we've been getting since monetization anyway.
As harsh as it is to say, I think Nowa finally relized that zatsudan isn't when the streamer talks, it needs intent behind it. He's just a naturally gifted talker, so I guess he never had to actually think about it before.

>>36901866
>he
Wada is a she and Nasu's mistress
Yes I know I'm 2 hours late to the party

dangerous
dingo
smell

>>36905792
>en curse
more like australian curse

DND doko.

How long will they spend convincing Vesper to join them when it releases?
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1590846831764078593

>>36906085
>altare's up for it
>magni's up for it
>axel might be up for it
once they get axel, probably instantly

>>36906085
If everyone else is on board, five minutes max. Vesper is too weak-willed to fight it.

>>36906085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5P95Idri7A
Leader really love her. LOL

>>36906085
All you need to get Vesper on board is to get the other 3 Tempus members on board. Once you do, 99% he will join just to not be a buzzkill.

>>36906085
ok but who else has VR and can join them tho

>>36906366
Doesn't most/all of en have vr?

>>36906366
Alban does.

>>36906174
Of fucking course...
>>36906085
He already said right in the beginning that if it was a Tempus collab and everyone was joining he would play, but don't expect him to lie

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>>36906174
She is his oshi afterall. At leader is smart enough to just leave it at that.

>>36906459
Beep Boop

>>36906459
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>>36906459
roko's basilisk

>>36906476
What else would he do, collab with her?

>>36906434
After how excited he got when they were playing werewolf, I doubt he'd have an issue with it once they actually start playing.

>>36906543
haha that would be crazy..... wait a minute....

please stop playing call of duty

more CoD streams, can't wait!

drew some mascot stuff because i miss the boys

>>36906476
>>36906174
Is Lilypichu actually interesting outside of the clout she has? Just seems like the popular girl who lacks entertainment value

>>36906626
Legit don't know why he's so obsessed with this shit
His roguelite streams were 100x better, in a better time slot too
The pointy shooty shit is so mind numbingly boring

>>36906543
He could box Michael for her affection lol

>>36906686
I don't mind shooters but not modern COD... it's so normie/zoomer and the graphics look terrible

>>36906626
Wait until the DMZ game mode drops

>>36906733
> it's so normie/zoomer

Well, there's your answer.

>>36906626
hehe call of doody
honestly though, this is just as awful as Aki spamming splatoon streams now. I'm just skipping the content at this point.

>>36906680
cute! btw, why does the cultare now have belts? just wondering

I want my Tempus Grounded

>>36905376
its not schizo, it's basically been soft confirmed that he read the comments since he just so happened to have tried turning off SC's during his streams and stopped reading them as much in this one.
Literally all people need to do is give him a nicely written critique and he'll work hard to give us what we want.

>>36906796
the slime fanarts i referenced had belts on them so i drew it too... i thought it would be cute

>>36906956
He said he turned off the SCs in membership streams because people, supposedly, already paid to be there.

>>36906035
he said next week Saturday most likely.

>>36906788
her journey of getting out of -2000p in S rank was so cool tho

>>36906992
that's just an excuse so he doesn't have to be blunt and say "I don't want member zatsu's to be derailed by SC's". remember he's one of those people that like to sugar coat what they really want to say.

>>36906956
So, he gets groomed easily huh? Good to know...

>>36906796
Altventurers.

You know why I like starsen?
None of the fucking drama or cliques.
And a much more limited number of insane parasocial unicorns

>>36906682
I personally don't like her and has a reputation of being cunty. Her boyfriend Michael is a much more interesting person and witty.

>>36907155
rape

Where axelotls playing with magmites fanart?

>>36907223
out of their clique, michael is the one with the most creative ideas, usually building crazy things and going out of his comfort zone and interacting with various people to put out his ideas. actually, the engineering circle in youtube is pretty cracked, which explains why michael is so interesting

>>36907199
Well for now they're only four. Who knows when that'll change when a new gen shows up? Hopefully they're as every bit of a brother when they do.

>>36906680
Cute....

Leader on the telly

AAAAAAAAAAAAH ANIKI OWES US A KARAOKE STREAM AFTER ALL THIS BLUEBALLING

>>36907664
i’m watching him play more COD but i’m not pleased about it

>>36907223
>>36907463
Wow I honestly don’t give a fuck about these people
Btw >>tempus general

>>36907199
I'm an insane parasocial gosling, I'm just not playing a character. Most EN unicorns are too performative and making it about themselves for the shitposting potential. I just love my oshi, I don't love drama. Drama is for fags.

>>36907695
Altare was stalking his Oshi's games and we were discussing how she's meh

super cute that altare uses a mouse cursor of himself a fan made

>>36906682
She voice acts, sings, draws, generally friendly/normie vibes. People dislike her for whatever reason but she's largely unproblematic and keeps to herself.

>>36907689
They aren't so bad, honestly.

>>36907755
But to idolize her like Altare does? Doesn't seem legitimate I think he just does it because she is big.

ngl, I'm getting bored of watching COD

>>36907689
Its not as bad as last year's CoD at least, that was pretty bad.
And it beats APEX, low a standard as that is.

>>36906682
I don´t know her well, but she is hooked up with Michael, so I suppose she must be something.
Gotta watch a stream with her vtuber persona to see.

Leader just do a zatsu or something... this is...

>>36907786
it’s unironically an asian american thing kek. not the only korean i know who loves lilypichu because they grew up listening to her music on youtube

He's kinda shit at this game

>>36907964
ooooooh that’s where i know her from, the song of storms thing

>altare so lonely he’s been mindlessly grinding in COD for days
please… help him…

>>36907994
Considering CoD uses Skillbased Matchmaking ever since MW2019, it won't help even if he does good.
And not that it matters since the game doesn't launch with stat tracking barracks right now.

>>36907952
He did one literally yesterday dude, let him play his dumb shooter games and work out his frustrations.

It's not weird to have fun playing COD. It's made for that purpose, more than just about any other shooter on the market. You don't think. You don't plan or strategize or mitigate. You just run around and shoot, preferably better than the enemies

>>36907824
Well I can tolerate Apex because whenever the boys do it they Collab with each other and Ollie. The banter salvaged what would normally be an FPS game.
Leader doesn't seem to play with anyone in multiplayer COD and thinks grinding skins is a good thing. Maybe for him but at least play with the boys, sheesh.
Or he could've rescheduled this stream into an ULTRAKILL stream which is far more entertaining.

Hes got too many friends outside of Tempus, he gave up on them

tell us more about these “friends” that speak to you, altare

>>36908187
His friends are all in his head

oh shit, dual pc setup is on? nice. how does that even work, capture card on stream PC?

>>36908243
Yeah, you connect your gaming PC to the streaming PC with a capture card, and that PC runs the OBS and whatever more you need.

>>36908230
Can you imagine if he did like a concert stream with the friend interested in "music production" and he thought the other guy was playing the keyboards or something along to his singing but there was no sound? What an arc that would be.

needs a dicking from Nowa to stop spamming call of duty...

he wanted to play fortnite… with vesper…

>>36908449
He is young after all...

>>36908155
I just want to take this moment to say that Ollie is without a debt the best thing to ever happen to Hololive.
They needed a unitychad to counter all the tribalism and Ollie basically defines the endpoint of the unity side of the unity/tribalism scale.

>>36908449
I'm older than Vesper and I played the fortnite beta. Back when it was a tower defence zombie horde game.

>>36908274
cool, must give the CPU a massive headroom not having to stream the game and run live2d

>pain peko
AYO

Dude really got a Blackmagic Design for a handcam camera.

Ah I love leader so much~

>>36908230
>I did it for her dad's chili

>When will my misfortune end?
Leader...

altare……..

>>36900712
what are some dumb stuff /mans/ do while the boys are streaming
for me is I go fart in the bathroom because it's disrespectful

leader......

oh god altare

>>36908508
well unitychads are usually lightning rods for shitposters

Me leader! Cuddle with me! I'll keep yoy warm~

>He's getting a quality cuddle session with Vesper

>Magni's having a cuddle session with Nowa

>Punished Altare
>A man denied of his only remaining dog
>upset he can't cuddle Nowa
Leadeeeeeer...

Magni look what you've done to this man.

Leader knows he is a man cursed by god, doesn't even have his dog to hug anymore... :(

HES SO JEALOUS…

>seasonal depression
AIIIIIIIIIIE

aww leader you can cuddle with all of us we are here for you TTTTT

>sad because every single thing he does goes wrong
>sad because he misses his dogs and two of them died
>sad because seasonal depression is taking hold and he’s alone
al…tare……

I like the COD streams...

>Cuddle talk
Jesus christ, the off collab did something serious to him.

>>36908693
Yeah because tribalists and unicorns both hate them.

Leader... you can't talk about that

What??

>Tinder talk
wait wait wait stop

>Altare kills his yumes in 1 stream

Did Altare just say he used tinder?
I pegged him more as a grindr kind of guy.

AHAHAHAHA HE PAID FOR GOLD

At least, my brotuber...

>he paid for tinder premium
jesus christ

he's even a jobber on tinder, holy fuck

>>36902470
there isnt one, some holos didnt have one until over a year or more had passed

Leader... oh no...

this man has known the deepest depths of loneliness

he must be sad as fuck today to talk about that stuff. jesus

>paying for tinder
do zoomers really? just go to a bar.

Altare is pretty funny.

He's feeling really alone huh

>PP
lel... oh god im so sorry Altare

real sadboi hours

>paying for tinder
He fell for the meyers-briggs scam, now this? He really is the dumbest of the group, bless his heart

I noticed Leader has been talking about his pp at least once every stream recently

>>36909050
It’s a pewdiepie meme…

There is a non-zero chance that Altare somehow managed to match up with one of his fans back in the past.

Does tinder even work?

>>36908957
The overwhelming majority of men are.
The whole system of tinder is designed to basically fuck with mens self esteem to get them to shell out money.
It's basically their entire business model.

>>36909089
no fucking shit sherlock

>>36909101
If you're vain and materialistic with no strings attached, yes

>Calling out Axel's magnetism
Leader...

Altare the fuckboy calling Axel a fuckboy lol

interesting how leader picked up on nowa's volcel but he still thinks Maguni is straight

is… is he okay today? i feel like this might be the most down he’s ever sounded onstream

>>36909101
for anyone ever its ever truly worked for (above average looking women who arent socially retarded, and attactive fit men) it was used as a casual hook up app for quick sex, especially if you were white and visiting some foreign asian country
then there's the 0.1% who found their soulmate
for most it was a waste of time or they had one date with someone who turned out to be disgusting or schizophrenic and uninstalled the app and never again'd
for me i used it as a toilet game until i realized i could actually be playing a actual game

>Shaco just went in for the low key combo jab on Altare and RPR

>>36909232
I mean he’s half right about Magni.

>>36909245

Leader knew all along, he tried to save him

>>36909245
Seasonal depression, Axel's internet being down, Magni and Vesper fucking during the off collab while he can only watch, he's all alone and its not good so far.

>>36909101
If you're a 6' white guy living in California, yes. So many fucking Asian girls are on the app trying to crawl all over you. Half of them are bots, but honestly if you just swipe right on everything, you're pretty much guaranteed to get at least a date a week pretty easily, so long as you're not socially retarded or look like a frog. It's a fun time sink and is nice for people who aren't looking for anything serious

>>36909316
would've been funnier if migo's face got edited to look like it had downs kek

>>36909155
>>36909101
Theres three routes to scoring sex on tinder.

Route 1: Be female. Congratulations you win. Not because tinder is designed for your benefit but because you are the product being sold. If your goal is casual sex you will have zero problems obtaining it. Unless you're beyond hideous or refuse to accept anything less than the best.
Route 2: Be abnormally attractive. This one is a combo of genetics, diet, exercise and your upbringing. If you ain't got it you ain't gonna get it.
Route 3: Be stupidly rich and flash it. You will pay out the nose for it. But you will get it.

>>36909340
Altyumes... go to him

>>36909245
I too would be depressed if I don't have my dog

The week is almost over, stay strong leader...stay strong...

I want to save Leader, I love him so much.

I'm ESL and I've never heard of the word before that stream, so I actually believe Axel on that one. He obviously did know what objection meant, that one was just a bit.

I have no idea how Altare has a fluid conversation with chat as if it's an actual entity who's there. I actually can't stop watching because he keeps bringing up new topics

Starting to think that Altare knew more about Axel than he lets out

>Can recognize names in chat
Oh shit, he's going to stalk people he recognizes now.

>>36909520
He's probably got some software pulling the youtube chat and flagging regular posters while sifting out a lot of random people.

>>36909520
Gao is the most recognizable because of all the supas he has sent

>>36909461
Americans just assume that every english-speak use the same terms. AU uses desexing instead of neutering and spaying, for example.

>>36909520
I finally have my own Rushia...

>>36909520
THE MALEHERA

>>36908508
>Ollie is without a debt the best thing to ever happen to Hololive
Calm down anon she's just a dumb zoomer with good intentions, she has made zero changes since she arrived.
>tribalism
What did she do? Collab with the stars? Interact with niji? (Kiara will get angry at you for implying this last one rumao)

>>36909520
He will /become/...

>>36909681
BLUE LAMY
>BLUE LAMY
BLUE LAMY
>BLUE LAMY

>>36909520
I knew he loved me

He's weird today... I like this Altare

>>36909482
Lots of practice. When he advised aspiring vtubers to take a year off to practice streaming, I assumed that’s what he did himself

>>36909742
Yea, he's playing it dangerously today

How is Altare simultaneously the most normie and yet the most schizo

>>36909621
Male Rushia but only the yandere act and not the menhera.

>almost said nigahiga but said ryan higa instead

>>36909810
needs more asmr

>>36909679
She hasn't managed to make any changes yes. I will concede and acknowledge this.
BUT she keeps the subject in the open. She doesn't shut up and conform. She'll even smack her own fans on it, meaning her fanbase has adopted the unitychad grindset.
Just keeping the idea alive is an achievement in itself when vtubers in general are a tribal crowd.

>>36909807
That's just your average schizo. unhidgedness boiling under the normie facade

I really like hearing his keys and him moving the mouse.

>>36909790
Sorry for being retarded but what does that even mean? Take a year off of streaming to practice streaming?

>>36909742
Yeah, he’s extra cute today. I wanna hug him

>>36909905
and.... what about his gameplay?

>>36909934
I don't know anything about the game

>>36909923
I think he meant "take a year off whatever you're doing that isn't streaming"

It is him

>>36909923
I was talking about this, where he advised people who are really serious about making it a career to save up a bunch of money and take like a year off (day job) work, if they can afford to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGVSnGWkOOk

>>36909985
stay gold, altyume

>>36909520
PLEASE STALK ME MORE LEADER

>>36909872
Do you know Fubuki?

>>36909985
Based

altare was about to say something EXTREMELY sexual kek

Leader really deserves credit for being the straightest Tempus member as of this stream

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36910125
what were you saying?

Nowa is a papichulo

>>36910125
Poorly aged

I HATE CONCERN FAGS IN THE CHAT

Holostars fans are such fucking babies.

>>36910125
Axel will always be straight light that shines in the gay darkness of this general

I take my ntr posting back :( it’s not fun if leader is lonely or sad

>vesper is my pimp daddy
t. regis altare

>>36910147
>not calling your bro your pimp daddy
When my friend bought me squad for my bday I still call him my sugar daddy to this day

ALTARE WANTS TO GET FIT AND LEARN HOW TO FIGHT VESPER

>>36910147
literally just as I posted that he said something gay

>>36910189
Just wait till he and rpr meet in person...they’re gonna play so much gay chicken

"chulo" is just a very handsome guy. no hispanic uses it as "pimp". where did that even come from

>>36910180
its just like one or two concern schizos babied by twitter
If I'm in StarsEN im just gonna ignore them

>Don't be afraid to say hi
How can I not be when you recognize names now, leader...

REGIS NOWA SMACKDOWN OFF COLLAB WHEN??

>>36910278
Chicanos

>Don't be afraid to say hi so I can note down your username and stalk you
O-okay...

>>36910333
he's gonna cry on a members stream with his ASMR mic that he saw a big fan of his watching another woman, I can feel it, god that's so hot

so… altare egosas for sure right

>>36910333
As if it’s not a privilege to be lovingly stalked by the leader

>>36910278
Chulo is harmless by itself, as is papi. The only issue is when you put the two words together it gets a new meaning

>>36910356
Kek

>Leader using thermite on my recommendation
Feels good man

>>36910378
After tonight's stream absolutely
He might even be in this general as we speak.

>>36910271
Not happening.

uuuuu..... I want to use it, but I'm scared

>>36910382
He only wants what's best for you after all

>>36910437
Sup Backdown

>>36910437
do it you sissy
post results

>>36910437
He'll read your name and it'll be cute

>>36910437
Altare already read my resub AND my comment
just do it

I love leader soooooo much

Leader is such a good boy, why does god hate him so much~!

>>36910396
I mean, papi chulo is just sexually charged. not particularly harmful or anything

Altare is weird in that I feel like his gaming zatsus are honestly better than his non-gaming zatsus, not entirely sure why

>leader lives for 5 billion years
There goes my vesper outliving tempus fanfic idea again....

Altare is just taking notes from Astel.

>>36906085
Vesper kinda ruined the Weremag collab, though. Someone as honest as him makes the game boring.

https://youtu.be/lTjeIV-mI30
karaoke waiting room up
archive this stream anons, please.....

Drunk Karaoke waiting room is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTjeIV-mI30

>>36910567
thats smooth

>>36910530
I mean, I know it's definitely not offensive because my friends and I literally call each other that all the time whenever one of us pays for something lmao. It's just Twitter babies crying at the mention of anything slightly suggestive

>>36910561
don't worry, he'll die in combat

>>36910567

>>36910536
he’s actually mentioned this before too lol. his mind straight up just works better while multitasking

LOOSE THE SHORTS

>>36910575
What are you talking about? It was nice to see him having fun and be so engaged. I'd say he was even part of what made the stream fun.

>>36910629
>>36910567
At least he gives a warning. Uyu strikes when you least expect him. it's actually terrifying

>>36910586
>that frame

>>36910685
I wish I knew japanese. I want Uyu to stalk me.

/MANS/ say axel's fans are poor.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ51Zzg91_I

>>36910685
Uyu's ability to find untagged posts genuinely scares me.

>You changed your profile pic, at least I think so
He really is male Lamy

>>36910685
Uyu didn't strike me as a talent to egosas....

>he noticed someone changed their profile picture
altare… that’s scary…

>>36910789
*cums on you*

>>36910789
Is Astel that popular? I don't really watch StarsJP.

>>36910835
GET IN THE BUNKER

STOP TALKING ABOUT STARSJP AND TALK ABOUT LEADER

>>36910872
Even when he had the least subs he was always top in SC

/MANS/ do you drink cold or lukewarm water?
I drink Lukewarm myself always. Never cold

>>36910943
he’s fucked up for preferring warm water

>>36910982
Room temp or bust.

>>36910982
prefer cold, but both are fine

>>36910982
Depends, usually lukewarm

>>36910789
What the actual fuck is that gigantic gap between Ganma and the rest of uproar?

>>36910975
Is he the Rushia of Holostars or something?

>>36910982
room temp always

>>36910982
lukewarm!!

>>36910982
cold only

>>36911029
naisu banana

>>36911029
Those assistants man

>>36910943
This, if you wanna talk about starsjp stuff, go to /stars/, right now my cute jobber husband is streaming.

>>36911029
banana & unchi

I didn't expect /MANS/ to be so based with regards to water temperature
>>36910982 (me)

>>36910943
But I don't care about what he's streaming right now
>>36910982
Ice cold. I even freeze water bottles so they can slowly melt. Ice is also very delicious and fun to lick.

>>36908650
Same but I rip a fat one at any restaurant for the funny.

>>36910789
And this doesn't even count Memberships (and obviously Merch) so they are all eating really good

>>36911029
UNCHI SUPA CHATTO ARIGATO GOZAIMYASU!!

I LOVE MY HUSBAND SO MUCHHH

>>36910982
Warm water because it's better for my stomach, especially during workouts. Cold water makes me have to piss for some reason. I have a very sensitive stomach.

>>36910584
>>36910586
>2 AM
ffs

>>36911029
not boring. ngl

>>36911106
THEN GO TO /STARS/ AND LEAVE US ALONE YOU DUMB FUCK

>>36910943
StarsJP is allowed you schizo

>>36911029
he's really funny tbdesu

>>36911178
I agree, but it's kind of bad etiquette to talk about JP when an EN is streaming. Like, if you went into /stars/ and started talking about EN, I'd say the same thing to you there as the other anon

>>36911178
its not dead hours

>>36909520
I'm a dude and it's pretty fucking weird that he calls me out sometimes. Like on instinct especially if it's a "funni".

>>36911178
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, STOP DERAILING THE THREAD AND TALK ABOUT LEADER, RETARD

>>36911178
No, it isn't. This is not Stars global retard, because there already is one.

>>36911274
you aren't helping, shut the fuck up

>>36909712
He will /become/ everyone

He's connected the two dots

Altare has literally never made a funny joke in his life, Jesus Christ

>>36911385
HE DIDNT CONNECT SHIT

>>36910789
Wtf, why does Vesper get so many? Is it cuz his fanbase is older?

>>36910982
>>36911017
>>36911049
>>36911148
Why are you all chinese

>>36910943
Holostars unity retard

>>36911415
he's connected them

>>36911271
you can never leave him now, anon. don’t you think he would feel bad if he noticed you stopped coming to his streams?

>>36911427
外國人外國人

>Schizo is mad about StarsJP but doesn't bitch about the girl posting or the lamy comments being made
nigger

>>36911422
That's not even that much. They all used to get more than double that before membership gifting.

>>36910943
>>36911078
>>36911168
>>36911242
>>36911274
>>36911293