/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>36886638
Moguyacht 2

>buy Tsunderia from PPP
>make Ami release Enka albums

Offer yagoo the entire sum to fire Mori and get her blacklisted from every Japanese company.

>>36886754
You could probably just buy her contract for a fraction of the winnings, then bribe the Japanese government into blacklisting/arresting her.

>>36886754
Coping and seething for two years and counting, imagine that

>>36886638
max superchat to kson once every minute

>>36886638
I would "buy" (i.e. come and live a life of excess) Karin, Sakura and Nadeshiko from KemoRefle to become my willing harem members. Maybe throw in Kefilia and Luna from hlive as well

>>36886638
>Open a swiss bank account, and a limitless card to my Oshi.

>>36886638
>implying I'd spend a PENNY on these hos
Lol

>>36886787
On fraudulent grounds?

>>36886915
Japan tolerates neither lean, nor lenience, despite being lean people

>>36886638
Miko would never want for anything ever again

>>36886638
spend 500k to alleviate her boneitis, spend 100k more on vocal training
let her buy any gun she wants
invest in the trackball mouse business until they develop a mouse that makes her decent at games
luv the toitle
>>36886733
Based enka chad

>>36886819
based

Give her as much as she wants and tell her to go wild with her next concert

>>36886638
I will buy her a very very expensive bed (in which we will bone) because she sleeps a ton and give her (and her family) to move to a 1st world country.

>>36886638
i get pissed off because i won the powerball in America and im not actually getting the full 2.2 billion.

>>36886638
Buy Holopro
Fire every male vtuber they hired
Take Gura to Disney World

>>36889068
Even 1 billion is difficult to blow through. Not that it can't be done, but come on, man. You can like 100 comfortable lifetimes with that kind of cash if you did it right

>>36886717
FPBP

>>36889068
you're supposed to choose the option where they give you a part of it each month bro, much closer to the 2.2 billion

>>36886638
I’d buy up every small corpo and give their girls an ultimatum: Eat all the eggs, or graduate.

Buy Gawr Gura's contract
Force her to stream at least 3 times a week
Forbid her from collabing with vtubers I consider a risk to her brand and hololive as a whole

>>36892287
Kek

>>36886733
Spbp

>>36891558
Retard

I would make Akutan my wife. I think I have the looks, I just need the money and status.

>>36887640
Anon she has a husband for all that

with money like that I'll just become a vtuber and pay twitch millions to shill me

>>36886638
I would hire a private investigator to find out what city Mumei lives in, then buy her city a robust public transit system so that she doesn't have to deal with backseat driving family members or other idiots on the road. I would do anything for my car-hating Oshi

>>36891558
If you got 1BN after taxes up front, you could stash it in accounts earning 5% a year and have enough money to literally provide for half a dozen new bastard children every single year.

>>36886638
Buy Cover, fire every manager that has ever ghosted or denied an EN request. Buy a second 3D studio to fix their obvious overbooking issues. Hard split StarsEN away from Hololive.

nobody should have that much money without earning it

>>36895249
This can be done through the purchase of US bonds.

>>36895867
You are announcing how you don't deserve to win the lotto

>>36895991
>Buying bonds
For what purpose?

>>36886638
Cover gets the money exclusively for the design & production of onaholes of every talent. Not trash quality, but from a good maker.

Also, the sales numbers are all public, and each holo gets a hefty bonus based on how much their ona sold that month.

>>36886638
I send an aka super to every single vtuber telling them to give up.

>>36886717
/thread

>>36888299
Thanks for supporting my mom

I dedicate my winnings to all the menheras of JP. All expenses paid vacation to wherever they want to go. I will make sure they’re all given the most relaxing experience money can buy.

Also a counselor/therapist to help them vent their frustrations and prevent them from becoming an heroes.

As for my personal oshi specifically, not sure what she’d want.

>>36886717
fippy

>>36891558
not if you want to maximize your earnings, it is always better to get half the money or whatever upfront and put it in into index funds (and bonds if you are a homosexual). Inflation will eat up a lot of the buying power of the monthly pay out and the corporation that pays you can go bankrupt in 40 years in to the future.
t. nerd with 5 years of math, stats and insurance studies

>>36902050
I forgot to add that if you arent a greedy bitch or you dont trust yourself with such large amount of easily accessible wealth then take the monthly payout.
I would take the upfront payout since I am a white scandi that can handle my impulses

>buy holopro
>fire irys
feels good

>>36886638
>Move to Thailand.
>Become a sugar daddy to a bunch of lady boys who only need to dress as all of the members of Hololive in order to live in my fortress mansion.
Life is good.

>>36886717
>except for ways that constitute violations of U.S
based

>>36886819
with that money you could became YT actionist too

>>36902150
IRyS was a mistake. She took the spot from someone far more talented. Let's hope her contract won't get prolonged.

>>36886717
Based faggot

>>36886638
Marriage i guess, since it's legal prostitution under US law.

>>36886638
I split it evenly between the top 12 vtubing companies, and usher in a golden age for corpo chuubas.

>>36886638
They live in Japan, US law doesn't mean shit over there

>>36886638
I hire bitcoin assassins to kill the homostars, dox all of HoloEN management, and have omega stripped naked and hanged on top of the Cover HQ building, all on a stream on the official Hololive youtube channel.

which is the most famous vtuber that actually and unironically would have sex with me for money?

i get Pochi top of the line medical care

>>36911614
Mindbroken.