/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Altare needs to take the knot.

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Daily reminder that all ships can coexist with one another

>>36877287
I know I’ve been absent from mans for a while, but when did omega become a monkey?

>>36877228
You've got nothing to worry on that end friend, I'm the only Alt_DM shipper here and it's never getting any traction inside and outside of /here/, far as I'm concerned I'm okay with that.

>>36877216
this

Magni really followed the fat fuck account

>>36877331
all started from the last Raft collab they did
https://streamable.com/4xg8dq
Their manager was making monkey noises so we stuck with it.
Since then /mans/cholars have canonized monkeyposting.

>>36877287
OH OH AH AH!!! EEEEE EEE EE AAAA

>>36877351
Imagine an apex collab stream where they talk about their favorite furries... Talking about how erotic some pokemons are...

>>36877328
With Axmag, unity.

>>36877228
I've literally never seen anyone ship this besides that one guy who shills for girl_dm at every possible opportunity (and I say this with respect for your determination, that one guy), so I doubt it's going to be a problem.

>>36877351
The furry of Tempus...

>>36877287
OOO GAAH

>>36877413
Cute o7

I ship Vesper and Nina. In Zomboid.

>>36877615
Vesper owns and manages the server himself right? Theoretically he could allow Niji talents in it if he got the perms to collab.

>>36877227
Cute magbeats

Why Magni pretends that he knows how to play guitar...

>>36877762
God I really hope they don't invite other corpo chuuba... Just keep it for holopro and indies that are close to them is more than enough.
Besides niji already have their own server

>>36878092
Axel...

>>36877351
He's been following it. Miyabi's the only other member who does. I want to see if Mori will follow it now though.

https://twitter.com/jerkii828/status/1590533364549025797

>>36878092
AYO

>>36878092
>No pubes
Eww

>>36878092

>>36878179
Nodoka isn't some disgusting unkempt subhuman hog, ofc there would be no pubes

>>36878126
Mori isn't a furry so no

>>36878142
This is going on the next DnD stream for the general...

How many times did Mori comment on how small Astel is?

>>36878239
I never knew Suzaku. If there's a second Holostars gen. I'd like one of them to have the same design aesthetic.

>>36878239
Idk but she's attracted to small guys... Astel's bussy is in danger...

I'm sorry for asking something but I just picked up holostarsEN and I never watched Hololive before, can someone explain starsJP to me? I dont know the lore but EN seems to collab and meme with them and I dont understand anything.
I also dont know about ID branch but they are easy to understand, Kobo - brat, Zeta - cat, Ollie - failed big sister etc.

>>36878179
based
>>36878218
there's no way A-chan allows her to shave

>>36878306
You can read all their profiles in English on the Holostars website.
https://holostars.hololivepro.com/en/talent/

What's her end game

>>36878451
Like I care.

JWU
How was Magni’s movie date with Mori?

>>36878451
Zeta will remember this

>>36878451
Winning the Axelbowl, of course

>>36878451
Axel trying to groom his own 2view like Altare

>>36878388
>read

But jokes aside those are trash, I would prefer actual summary from /here/ since I trust anons here more. For example if I were read from there I would've thought that Vesper is calm kind nook-fetish fujo bait and Altare is a shota while Axel's description is absolute garbage.

>>36878494
It was fine

>>36878494
>Mori is a really supportive kouhai/senpai and helped Stars behind the scenes
>She's cute
>Magni got inspired

>>36878451
SEA women love Axel for some reason

>>36878537
*book-fetish, fuck

My darling dai senpai oshi just released a cover please check it out
https://youtu.be/RuftDOT8KyY

>>36878561
*women love Axel for some reason

>>36878525
Is this the first season of the Axelbowl?

>>36878613
OLLIE LOVE

>>36878613
Already am.

>>36878613
MIYABI LOVE

>>36878613
>35piss shilling in /MANS/
kek

Won’t be awake for aniki’s test stream later. Hopefully everything works out and we get YTTD or DDLC tomorrow

>>36878766
DDLC please nobody cares about YTTD

>>36878766
Or today... please be today....

>>36878619
She's the girl who doesn't show up properly until season 2 but is teased in season 1. Season finale is the tempus collab with A-chan and Nodoka.

>>36878537
>I would prefer actual summary from /here/
That's worse kek
Search for StarsJP clips from Holostars official channel which have EN subs, then check their karaoke 3D stream during August 2021, then check Reigan's clips. Ask again when you're done or when you want specific talents' clips.

>>36878451
i-is that...

>>36878537
>Vesper is calm kind book-fetish fujo bait and Altare is a shota
Are you saying these things are...untrue?

You mentioned their lore - what's on the website is their lore. Expecting some anon to just type out a full description of every single Holostar is a big ask.

>>36878793
Today was supposed to be Superchat reading. Tomorrow is YTTD.

>>36878901
It looks kinda like her, but it's not. Sorry, Vespling.

>>36878789
Speak for yourself, I love YTTD.

>>36878935
It's for the best, his DDLC stream would only be 15-20 minutes long anyways.

>>36878968
I'm speaking for every straight man in /MANS/

>>36878306
I'm not sure what you want explained. Like the lore of every member? It'd get too long but quick and dirty:

Miyabi: Daisenpai. Frail flower boy.
Izuru: Literally just some guy (with an amazing voice)
Arurandeisu: An Italian
Rikka: Android
Astel: Alien
Roberu: Bartender
Temma: Knight
Shien: Perfect voice copy jackal mafia boss
Oga: Demon
Fuma: Ayakashi
Uyu: Phantom thief
Gamma: Party animal mangaka
Rio: Ghost

The official channel has an introductory playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNQov5ZpSSWdLgm2Er-LbkbMRzmK46CQ3

Nearly everything on their channel is subbed in English.

>>36879018
Sounds pretty gay to me dude.

https://twitter.com/Nix_Finity/status/1589528628815364096

>>36879114
Cute

>>36879069
>Astel: Alien
>Astel: Furry* alien
ftfy

>>36879114
Cute cousin

>>36879069
>>36878923
Eh, including "lore" in the post was a mistake. I meant who they are like their fan and streaming lore not actual canon lore. But thanks for answering. I guess I'm too dumb to ask, I'll figure something out on my own.

>>36879114
me on the left btw

>>36879069
Clarifying the playlist is only Holostars, since it was made before Uproar, but they have their own short compilation clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ZqC1721eI

>>36879182
That would take way too long for anyone to explain because there are too many of them. Just watch some subbed clips of whoever you're interested in and you'll figure it out, or just pick one or two of them and ask in /stars/.

>>36879173
no, you're cuter

>>36879114
Me on the right. I love cookies.

>>36879069
Who the fuck?

>>36879672
That's Arurandeisu from Universe 7

>>36879672
EMIYA but Italian and older.
The grail war happened under the papacy instead.

>>36879182
I tried to add some information to >>36879069
Good luck, anon.

Miyabi: Daisenpai, not good at English and Japanese
Izuru: No lore, no fanname, called shogun cuz he bans eop from chat
Arurandeisu: Italian(Japanese), ojisan form is gone...
Rikka: Dumbass andloid singer, old man
Astel: Alien, singer, FPS gamer, furry, shotacon
Roberu: Talkactive bartender, popular with female streamers
Temma: Knight, autism, werewolf gamemaster
Shien: Perfect voice copy jackal mafia boss, loud sussy funny guy
Oga: Sexvoice demon, retoro gamer
Fuma: Ayakashi, easily bullied ojisan, splatoon gamer
Uyu: Phantom thief, stalking his fans, good at horror game
Gamma: Party animal mangaka, superchat collector
Rio: Ghost boy, singer, popular with male streamers

>>36879386
Take the one that moves anon-chama.

>>36878820
I'd like a writeanon to write their delusions of collabs with Axel and literally any female chuuba in greentext just for my reading pleasure.

>>36880130
kek you're putting too much pressure
But yeah, the cringe'd be glorious.

>>36879182
Since you said you've never watched Hololive, just going to point out that before StarsJP, Hololive was girls only so they faced a lot of hate in the beginning. Even today most Hololive fans don't care about them or at the worst still hate them and they're not nearly as popular as the girls. JP culture is different than EN so a majority of the JP girls ignore them. ID isn't like that but this culture carried over into EN a bit which is why some girls ignore Tempus, too.

StarsJP are all great guys and were very happy and excited to get new members, so despite the language barrier they welcomed Tempus and are friendly with each other.

>>36880041
>cuz he bans eop from chat

Stop scaring the EOPs. Izuru is a nice boy and you are allowed to type in English in his chat, just don't be a retard.

>>36880483
Don’t be a retarded EOP girl*

What the hell Vesper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftNQiRqghTk

>>36880597
Blame Magni

Who would the Tempus boys be in Nichibros?

>>36880597
Didn't Mori lose subs for being a Brony? Probably gonna happen to Vesper

>>36880597
Magni drew that and Vesper let him draw anything.
Still this is funny.

>>36877227
I hate deadbeats.

>>36880041
This is exactly what I wanted, thank you!!
>>36880416
I see, thank you for explanation. I dont really get the idol "no males" culture thing but I hope they are hated less now. At least we have Fubuki.

>>36880483
Well, it's just like a meme.
But according to his description, he asks to talk in Japanese as you can. I reccomand to use his free chat.

>>36880707
And Matsuri and Sora and Towa. They're good senpai.

>>36880675

>>36880597
>"chin" isnt super long and sharp
one job

>>36880634
>Hidenori
Magni
>Yoshitake
Axel
>Tadakuni
Altare
>Nowa
Karasawa

Then you have Kobo as Tadakuni's imouto, RPR as Motoharu, Kronii as Habara. Yassan I have no idea because Rio doesn't fit Hidenori-Yassan dynamic. Roberu and Mea are Student President and Ringo.

>>36880675

>>36880675
We are all deadbeats in the inside.

>>36878494
Unironically better than the Tempus one, it’s crazy how much chemistry MagMori has (helps that Magni is fully rested and not waking up at 4am)

https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1590656600557383683

>>36880825
Huh I was half banking on Altare being Habara because of the Archdemon thing, but yeah that fits

>>36880994
aniki...

>>36880994
god I love pako's magni so much

>>36880994
such a pretty art, I love pako

>>36880829
Miss this pic, that was a great time. I laughed every time I saw it

>>36880994
god, I hope pako gets to be a papa again.

>>36881137
Doesn't necessarily need to be that. Just use his service for Tempus' idol outfits or merch like Tsuba-mama (Kira's artist).

>>36880994
God they better have a model drawn by pako for StarsEN.

>>36880994
imageboard btw.

>>36880994
>>36881298
God, Pako really loves Magni, huh?

>>36880994
I can hear the “Ayo wait for me!”

Anons, anons, I see a very cute girl sitting alone next to my table in the corner of the coffee shop, she's watching Magni's Sonic frontiers VOD. How can I spark a conversation with her without coming across as creepy ? Her giggling is so cute, she kinda noticed me while I'm taking a peek at her now

>>36881332
Just wave hello and ask what she's watching because she's been giggling.

>>36881332
JAM IT IN

>>36881332
Go straight to her and tell her if she likes StarsEN, don't be a pussy, the best you can do is being confident and go, just tell her something like "hey, are you watching Magni? do you like StarsEN?"
If she ignores you, she isn't the one.

>>36881332
I dunno, just say that you didn't expect to see someone with such good taste in the wild or something.
The worst what could happen is that she tell you to fuck off, but it's better than spending next few months thinking about what ifs

>>36881332
Anon take your meds, there’s no cute girl laughing

>>36881332
Pee on her to mark her as your property
"hey, I've never men anyone that's into the same streamers as me. U a fan of Magni?" etc etc for example

>>36881332
YOU CAN DO IT BRO I BELIEVE IN YOU

>>36881332
lies, everyone knows you're lying the moment u wrote cute girl

>>36881332
I will personally go to your house and beat you up if you fail to get her number.

>>36881332
Anon if you want to talk to me, just do it. :)

>>36881332
go order a coffee and tell them your name is the "great" magni dezmond so they call it out. make sure when they call it out you tell them the great is in quotes to emphasize how great you are

>>36881298
Is the floating Kronii head actually her? A plushie? is she one of the boys now?

>>36880994
Wait is this the first time Pako-sensei ever drew Nowa and Leedah?

>>36881531
pretty much yeah

>>36880825
>RPR while taking SAN damage from Axel's stories

>>36881524
Actually. Looking at it again Vesper is on a bike and Kronii is attached to the bike by wire. That's actually fucking funny holy kek.

>>36881524
Floating head Kronii is Kronii after she got squished into Ame's timespace machine.

>>36881332
I am the cute girl

>>36881332
Bae is weirdly absent from Tempus...stuff

>>36881563
Holy shit this needs to be redrawn.

>>36881562
Anon you made me stare for a long while looking for a wire

I don't see it....

>>36881332
you probably can greet her and ask her if she's watching magni, holostarsEN is not too big so there's a chance that she might want to talk to someone about them or maybe not and you come out as a weirdo, ganbatte anon I believe in you

>>36881600
Bae is more of a StarsJP fan, being a fan doesn't mean she has to interact/being close to StarsEN.

>>36881332
You already failed when you decided you wanted to be more than friends with a mutual interest in HoloStars. Women can sense the horniness and if you aren't in their strike zone it's an immediate mood killer for them.

>>36881332
>walks up to her
>"WHAT IS UP MAGNATION"

>>36880994
>>36881298
sensei fixed some errors

>>36881679
Eh, a lot of Roberu's fans are married couples.

>>36881617
Ignore that I just realized that was Vesper's hair and I need medication.

>>36881332
If a guy approached me to talk about my interests I would probably get scared and stutter out of nervousness.

Can you niggers stop seething at Gura in /hlgg/? Thanks.

>I don't belong in this world, I'm just a waste of space. I'm just someone that happens to be here. I start sobbing. "*sob* I can't do anything! I'm just stupid and lazy! I can't do it! I don't want to try!!!"
>My sobbing slowly turns into crying. I can't focus anymore. I leave my additional work sitting on the desk. I can't even bother to take it off. Who even cares that it's there?. I land on my bed, crying. It's Friday afternoon and I'm crying. I shouldn't be crying.
>I shouldn't be crying, this day is supposed to be happy and an amazing day. Yet, I'm still crying. I don't want to bother my vtuber friends, I really don't want to.
>"Zeta! I came here to gi-"
>I slowly raise my head up. What a great time to be here, Axel. He's holding a little sack with some food inside. I don't feel like eating, I feel like dying.
>"Go away"
>"Zeta, I won't"
>Axel keeps looking at me. I can't help but look at his eyes. They're beautiful and brave. Mine are wet, from the tears I just shed before.
>"Zeta, I don't want those pretty eyes to be wet for tears, here"
>Axel hands me a napkin. Why is he here? He's supposed to be playing videogames right now. He always plays them on Fridays. Yet, he's here. I place the napkin on my face and wipe off my tears. With him, I somehow immediately feel better.
>"Hey, you know I always spend the Friday afternoon and night playing videogames with my guildmates, but today I want to spend it with my cute girlfriend Zeta"
>"c-cute?"
>My mouth rises up. I smile softly at his words. I almost never smile when I'm alone. When I'm at work, with my genmates. I never smile. Yet now I only feel like smiling.
>"Your smile looks so pretty, you should smile more. I have some goods, let's eat it in here and pretend we're having a picnic"
>"This is..very nice of you, Axel-kun"
>We place the sheet on the ground of my room. I turn on the lights.
>"Hey, do you want to go outside, Zeta?"
>"S-Sure! Let's go!"
>This is the first the time I feel genuinely happy to go outside, especially when it's just with a person I care about. We now place the sheet in the garden's grass. The sun's light flashes on us, Axel's eyes are the prettiest in the sun. We place the food on the sheet.
>"C-Cat food.."
>"Do you not like them?"
>"Oh, of course I do, Axel-kun!"
>Axel laughs, "I know you're used eating human foods with Kaela, right?"
>"Yes, I do. But I wanna try this"
>I grab the cat food and pop it into my mouth. The cat food is full of flavor. The crunchy texture makes the flavor double. It's actually the first time I eat cat food. It tastes amazingly.
Soon after me, Axel eats his dog food.
>"Do you like them, Zeta?"
>"They're..exceptional..I love them"
>Axel smiles and giggles. We finished our food soon and he pulls out some chocolate milk and tea.
>"Which do you want?"
>"Oh, I'll take the tea"
>"Hehe,I knew it"
>I drink my tea. This feels just too nice, I don't know if I've ever been this happy. We chit chat about our bands and it's nighttime now.
>"Hey, Zeta. Let's go to my house, Ragus is at Kobob-san's house and the rest of my guildmates are at work, no one can see us!"
"Let's go, Axel"
>We both hold each other's hands and head over to Axel's house. We enter and change. (I wear Axel's comfy sweater and pants to sleep)
>"Zeta, you look so cute, in my clothing"
>"Thank you. Before we go to sleep, c-can we...uh.."
>"Yes?"
>"Axel-kun, I want to hug you"
>Axel giggles.
>"Sure, come here, Zeta-chan"
>Axel holds me and we cuddle in the sheets. My head is on his chest, as he pats me softly. And smiles, sometimes he giggles cutely. It's so comfy, the sheets are so warm.
He hugs me and I can't help but smile all out. He's too cute. He starts reaching for something on his desk.
>He pulls out some air pods. He puts the left air pod on my ears and the right one on his. So they match our positions. He smiles at me and I smile back. That means we both agree to listen to some music before we go to sleep.
The music is calming and the piano notes are very nice. The song is "Gyutto" by Mosawo.
>The night sky travels though Axel's windows and the light of the stars shines on us, we look at each other and I quickly steal him a kiss on the lips, he kisses me back, as the night slowly starts to become dark and we fall asleep.

>>36881716
wow, how didnt I notice magnis leg going through the fucking steering wheel

>>36881600
I don't particularly care. It's good enough she still goes out of her way to support them whenever. If she doesn't Collab with them it probably means she's lacking in ideas to do with them. Yeah they could do a gaming stream but what would they play?

>>36881777
I missed you cringe anon

>>36881777
my daily dose of cringe

>>36881332
id spill my fucking spaghetti everywhere if a guy or girl noticed went up and said "oh hey is that holostars/magni/etc" because im too used to being on the defense about my hobbies in public

>>36881777
Excellent

>>36881777
I keep reading hoping it becomes a hornypost

But it just keeps going and going and going....

>>36881777
Thanks. Had a good laugh at this but it's kinda cute.

>>36881777
I-I lost to the cringe and I watch Leader the most...

>>36881777
So cute. It made me diabetic. Keep it up, anon.

>>36881777
amazing

Did the suiberu schizo become a zetaxel schizo

>>36882075
I don't remember there being suiberu greentexts

>>36882075
does he even post /here/?

>>36881777
The cat food and dog food got me kek. Maybe I should watch and read Nisekoi again.

I don't want Zeta to be seen as one of Axel's side bitches instead of her own character.
Also, when's the thumbnail art Collab?

>>36882352
probably next week when vesper gets home

Axel doko

>>36881777
Ayo that's a little sussy and a little spicy not ganna lie

Their synchronicity is over the roof!
T..This can't be!!!
it's over 100%!!

Aniki hates us...

>>36882786
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1590676335755919361

>>36882691
These two should just marry already

>>36882816
HE HATES US. HE HATES STREAMING. HE HATES TEMPUS.

>>36882816
>A Way Out collab is Saturday
Bros...

Hehe karma for the hetspammers

>>36882837
>>36882859

Bros i don't feel too good, this is the last stand for us Zetaxel bros, if the collab is cancelled our ship is sunk

>>36882859
It'll 100% be delayed. Not being pessimistic, just a realist

>>36882816
>>36882837
Well. There goes the YTTD stream...

>>36882898
>Leader's GPU dies, canceling B4B
>Axel's internet dies, canceling A Way Out
It wasn't meant to be...

>>36882938
Leader is open for B4B next week. Alongside ULTRAKILL.

>>36878239
The giants of Tempus...and Altare

>>36882859
ayoo.. look like a cutter knife is on my menu

>wake up
>Nowas prechat is excitedly talking about pony lore
Goddammit Magni

>>36882898
Crossed my fingers LFG!!

why can't the girls they collab with have this much chemistry with the boys
https://youtu.be/_cB4yDgfwjk

>>36883130
Wrong tab

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1590680447750897665

ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1590680447750897665

>>36883130
western women are incapable of friendship

>>36883150
>>36883155
Am I rpr? BECAUSE MY DESK IS IN FUCKING SPLINTERS!

>>36883150
>>36883155
IT'S OVER BROS, I'M NGMI

>>36883150
>>36883155
I still have hope... PLEASE INTERNET REPAIR MAN

>>36883150
>>36883155
Calm down bros, there's still hope, believe... Or SC him enough money to leave Australia ASAP

>they dont know that I'm the one messing with Axel's internet so that I can get closer to him irl while "repairing" his internet

>>36879114

think this will actually happen?

>>36883130
Talking about Roberu and Mea is cheating, not anyone can have such compatibility

>>36883150
>>36883155
I still believe. Even if things look grim. I'm still optimistic.

>>36883319
Zeta is this why you took the day off? Cmon you dumb cat fix his cables

>>36883319
i wrote this post

>>36883319
J-Johnny Sins?! Is that you?

When will Aussie stop having bad internet

>>36883321
No. Ina is currently out of it. Though I'd like it as an Open Commissions stream rather than a simple drawing stream.

>>36883407
When they finally decide to urbanize the entire continent and eradicate every giant spider in a 500 mile radius.

>>36883427

im retarded and forgot she went on a longer break

>>36883150
I'm sorry my country fucking sucks so much bros

>>36883150
>>36883155

>>36877227
Never post that image again.

>>36883155
Wait, does this means Zeta actually called it when jabbing with Axel on twitter?

>>36884225
Called what? And when? I don't use Twitter often.

>>36884131
Why not? It's cute.

>>36884131
based

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MISS DINGO

>>36881777
Kek

>>36881332
Anons, update.
I walk up to her table and ask what is she watching like >>36881362 suggested with a *not so creepy* smile (I hope). It worked, kinda
> Is it a male Vtuber ? I ask
> Yes it is. She answer nervously
I take a quick look at her phone and pretend to be surprised.
>Is it Magni Dezmond of Tempus? I'm a fan of him too!(I'm more of a Vesper fan btw)
>You are ?!
I can see sparkle in her eyes when I tell her that I'm a Tempus fan too, great.
>Then she ask if I watched Magni's Sonic VOD yet, I said I didn't (I lied), we talked for a bit about the game and the VOD, then I ask her name and if I can sit with her(here goes nothing)
>It took her a few seconds before she gives me an answer, she said yes, but I can feel it by looking at her eyes, she's taken aback a bit by my advance. (she told me her name, I will call her "A" from now on)
Then we watch the VOD together while talking about Tempus stuffs like Mugni hot sauce stream, Vesper's Zatsudans, Magni's cooking stream,...etc.
>I've managed to make her giggle a lot, I feel so fucking good.
Around 1h later her sister comes to pick her up, the sister is on guard the moment she saw me, she looks visibly annoyed by my existence.
>The sister asks me who am I, why I am sitting with "A".
>I'm confused by her aggressive tone, I have no idea how to answer the questions.
>"A" told her sister that we were friend. *She looks embarrassed*

Long story short, I took my chance and excuse myself out of there.
>I forgot to ask for "A" number
Fuck
But good news, "A" is a regular there, I still have a chance to meet her again !.

Sorry for my english anons

Axelotls trying to act like Vesties doesnt feel right... you don't have the codependency issues they have...

>>36884637
this reads like a fake ass tumblr post

>>36884637
NOOOOOOO YOU DUMBASS! YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN LAID.

>>36884652
Axelotls are mentally stable Vesties

>>36884699
Yeah, sorry.

>>36884637
cute! good for you anon for taking the dive. i hope you meet her again!

>pony autism in prechat

>>36884637
Imagine she is /here/ too and knows you just did this.

>>36878613
Miyab looking real cool in this. 10/10 design and voice. Hope he has a chance to interact more with tempus at some point.

And sorry sisters but that zoombie is sounding extra bratty and her outfit is 9/10 (would be 10/10 if feet). The need for correction is rising in my pants. Desire to draw and "fix" her outfit also growing

I just finished watching the concert vod.
I support the notion that we need more little guys for Holostars to balance things out. they need to be girly if possible too, not for any other particular reason.

>>36884875
shotaxel ToT

>>36884821
Thanks
>>36884882
I hope not LOL

>>36884637
That's a start anon. Though try not to be overfamiliar if you do see her again.

KEK ZETAXEL SCHIZOS BTFO

>>36884944
why would you bring such cursed existences to life, they'll just graduate and break my heart

>>36884637
Good for you anon. if it's true I'm fucking jealous. Why won't it happen to me?*slams desk*

JWU and.... aniki...

>>36885206
I will keep this in mind.
>>36885500
Thanks anon

I'm going home, I've been standing in front of the bus stop and smiling like a creep for half an hour now, bye anons

What in the actual fuck is that Nowa's thumbnail?

>>36885818
His thumbnail got Magged

I’m trying to watch the Magni Mori video…
Why the fuck is Mori acting girlier than normal? It’s freaking me out and making me pause the video out of sheer cringe

>>36884875
shotaxel's bare legs ToT

>>36886304
They're watching what is essentially a boyband concert. That does things to you.

>>36878239
>3 of the top 5 tallest are Tempus
is Tempus the tallest gen in holopro

>>36878239
suzaku... we didn't stand by him...

>>36886522
Yes
short king regis....

>>36886683

>>36878239
Do suzaku and ren from nijien have the same mama?

>>36886741
he's only short compared to the rest of Tempus,
the fact that he's almost as tall as Roberu who is tall proves that he is not short

>>36886796
that's the joke

>>36886796
>that's the joke.png

>>36886879
>>36886911
for real anon? no shit sherlocks

>>36886911
That kobo... make me feel things...

>>36886795
no. suzaku's is mitsuya. ren's is arisaka.

>>36886304
That would imply you actually watch her in the first place which you obviously don't

>>36886927

>>36886522
>>36886796
Whatever makes you feel better, Leader

>>36887001
Ahh ic ic thanks

>>36878239
>I'm in the upper echelon
feels good being tall

>>36878239
Between Roberto and Magni, not bad.

>>36878239
I'm shorter than Kira

>>36884274
>Wow ok saturday collab is cancelled

You guys think once they meet up in japan they'd do a road trip vlog since they're adventurers and all that?

>>36887646
Man zeta is such a tsundere, she really wanted to cancel the collab, but did not want to tell him that to his face directly, so she sabotaged Axel's internet to make that happen

>>36887644
Come here so i can Kick you

>>36887646
Kek thanks for the reminder. But it's still Thursday tomorrow so who knows. It's a shame because I was really looking forward to Axel's VN playthroughs

>>36887644
I want to punt you

>>36887729
>You dumb cat! Why'd you have to smash my router?
>Nani sore? Imi wakanai!

>>36878239
>How many times did Mori comment on how small Astel is?
pretty much every time he was on screen, in increasingly awed tone

>>36887646
Oh how we laughed back then, little did we know she jinxed it!

>>36887943
Fucking based mori based astel sex

will he wake up in time for his stream later?

>>36878451
HE CANT FUCKING KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
IS THIS ANOTHER +1 TO WOMEN WHO LIKE HIM?

>>36887791
No matter where in the world you lives, tomorrow is friday. Actually, to Axel it's friday already

>>36878451
She wants to win the Dingo CUP, whoever sleep with him first win

>>36887980
Where is that from?

>>36888179
Fuma, 4 hours ago

>>36887943
Lol, people can complain about Mori all they want but I love her more and more.

>>36888179
https://youtu.be/XRS0vJUCziE

>>36878451
>myholotv
it’s good to see axel interacting with his soon to join holoen kouhai

>>36888311
nta but i don't think the anon is complaning

>>36888311
hearing that she actually helped Arupapa with getting kokorobeats for W.I.M. was a cool tidbit
also Oga shooting her a DM about borrowing the scythe was pretty funny too

Hmm are you sure, mr. party orgy bus? Are you more seiso than the chad virgin Axel? What do you know?
https://twitter.com/rpr/status/1590723463798394885

I'm going to kill myself

>>36888684
but you can't watch Tempus streams anymore if you do that

>>36888684
zetaxel btfo

>>36888652
>mr. party orgy bus
I still refuse to watch western indies ever again after learning this

>>36888684
Liquidate all your belongings and superchat the boys all your money before you do that.

>>36888737
>>36888652
qrd?

Why does Vesper have a pony thumbnail, and how do you all know Magni is behind it?

>>36888818
Read the stream title.

>>36888818
Read the fucking title anon.

>>36888818
I mean, it says so in the title. Also, Vesper's latest tweet.

>>36888818
Maybe try reading the title of the stream

>>36888818
Read the title

>>36888411
I know, I'm not talking about that anon, just /vt/ in general. Just saying she's even more based than I thought because when I realized how tiny Astel is I suddenly liked him much more. I have a weak spot for short guys.

>>36888854
>>36888852
>>36888842
Oops, on mobile at work, so couldn’t see the full title. Gomen.

Not falling for the stream title. Vesper is an unabashed brony and this is the last straw.

Fucking stupid shitty australian internet GIVE ME BACK MY CUTE ANIKI I'M GOING INSANE.

>>36889066
ogey

>>36889066
it has to be a membership cancellation window if you want (you)s

Redpill me on chupado

WHERE IS THE LEWDS

>>36888818
for a group of people that spend all day reading messages on 4chan, people here sure are bad at reading.

i hope to god vesper opens up the stream with "hello everypony" i fucking love saying hello everypony its funny

>>36889143
I mean he still got yours

>>36889245
not as many as he could have got

oh shit Vesper's gonna be using Magni's assets for his zatsu today. Gonna be strange n g l

>>36889186
if rio asked magni to jump off a cliff, magni would ask if he wants him to do a flip on the way down

Magni fishing segment with Vesper has been the most fun with Tempus this week.

I'm wondering if I should start watching tempus vods in public and hope to get friends that way...

>>36889342
Maybe in your fanfics that works

>>36888800
I'm pretty sure it was from this stream but I may be wrong
https://youtu.be/0Ys_19bWtjU
Anyways rpr talked about twitch con or something and said that some indie vtubers rented a party bus with a dancing pole in the middle and they all partied there and everyone was kissing each other

>>36889342
That’s unironically a good idea, don’t listen to the other anon. I’m pretty shy but I’d definitely try to start a conversation with someone I saw watching a Tempus stream.

>>36889447

>>36889186
Chupado is on hold and chupaltare is upon us. Rio has been slowly moving in on Altare for months, waiting for his chance to strike. Now that he's lonely and depressed because of the offcollab, he's going in for the kill.
https://youtu.be/GoNgcf1_SbM?t=13027

>>36889211
*are

>>36889186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB1fGOVAmjM
Is it really fujobait if they both genuinely like each other?

>>36889544
this off collab arc is full of drama! what will happen next?! can't wait for the holiday arc!!

>>36889705
>dudes being buds
>/mans/: is this le fujobait?

>>36889226
Gomen, on mobile, so couldn’t see title. I’m at work.

>>36889443
Ah thanks, yeah that’s pretty disgusting

>>36889726
Oh god, J-drama Christmas episode with Axel feeling lonely on the couples' holiday during his trip and the boys staying up late to throw a surprise online party to cheer him up.

>>36889443
i forgot about this, i vomit

Vesper...?

>>36889342
>he believed that anons obvious "faked for (You)'s" story
ngmi

>>36889241
it really causes mental turmoil when a friend says that to you

>>36890405
>>36890287
Said the dudes who would whore themselves out and join at the first opportunity

>>36890456
Probably referring to his latest thumbnail.

>>36890456
he probably just saw the thumbnail kek

>>36890484
Only women can be whores

>>36890490
>>36890508
Lol, I thought the pony was a girl

>>36890459
NTA but that kind of shit can actually happen.
I started talking with and later became friends with this one guy at my uni because he was wearing a Magni shirt.

>>36890545

>>36890545
Then how do you explain Vesper?

>>36890545
Sure, whatever you say whore-kun.

>>36890603
Look at thia vampire nerd and his nerdy lil vampire teeth

>>36890603
He’s a woman

>>36890456
That's what you get for trusting the guy who introduced himself by Rick Rolling you, Vesper.

whorest whore that ever whore'd

>>36879182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv74pMZTLPk&ab_channel=%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%82%AC%E3%83%B3Reigan

>Vesper and Magni being fags
>Axel out with bad internet
>Altare is basically Niji lite with his content at this point
It's tough right now bros...

>>36880994
pako needs a son in holostarsEN..i would eat up all the art he'll draw

Would axel be interested in singing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLBX9vdrtn4

>>36890643
Vesper is an honorary woman and we're not ashamed to admit it

Eiy, I'm not banned yet, great

>>36890776
>altare is niji lite
why are you a threadreader?

>>36890838

>>36881563
I should have been asleep by now but here

>>36889544
what is this, REVENGE NTR??

>>36890902
This is great anon, I kneel.

>unironic bronies in Vesper's pre chat
fuck you too Magni

>>36890902
rpr.... good job anon o7

>>36890776
>Altare is basically Niji lite with his content at this point
I don't know what you're on about with this. Altare is just being his usual weirdo self

>>36890942
Is it really NTR if Rio was aiming for both Altare and Magni from the very beginning?

>>36888891
>Thirsting one of the coworkers constantly.
Whore.

>>36890640
MEDS

>>36890942
respect o7

>>36888311
Tfw Mori will give more attention to her haters.

>>36891036 supposed to be for >>36890999

why do I feel like there haven't been any streams lately

>>36890975
Well when you let an uniornic furry brony faggot in... these kinda things are gonna happen. Blame Cover for hiring him just because he has a successful PL.

I went and listened to Izuru's Aishite Aishite Aishite cover because people were recommending it in the watch along last night.
What is this cursed, seizure inducing video and why do I want more?

Bruh, Tempus fan in the wild, rarest of the rare right there, that dude was lucky, I hope he gets that girl number if it's real

>>36891089
Vesper hasn't been doing his usual morning slot, Axel's internet is shot, and it's basically just Altare holding down the fort during off collab week

Hope you guys realize that Rio isn’t going to stop until all four members of Tempus join his harem. Their virginities belong to their ghost senpai.

>>36891132
Anon, don't be so gullible.

>>36891089
No Axel streams and no full Tempus collab this week, so the balance is still kind of off, even though there have been a fair amount of streams still

>>36891158
Rio is a literal woman so I'm fine with this.

i think enjoying mlp is fine and im tired of pretending its not

>>36891132
Babys first “and then everyone clapped” story

>>36891255
You better be a female

enjoying MLP is fine, but most bronies are autists that don't know how to shut the fuck up about it

>>36891200
>woman

>>36891255
Nobody cares what you think holobrony

>>36891158
Axel lamenting how he can't save him, then getting the ghost boy dick...you know, this could work.

i think it’s cute when guys like mlp

Fujo posting doko

>>36891158
Rio topping Vesper..... uooooooohhhh

>>36891348
>doko
i really like magni's pronunciation of doko. it's not annoying like how most EOPs say it.

>>36891348
This whole fucking thread is fujo posting outside of Zetaxel unless you mean specifically lewds in which case that one anon doxxed everyone so they left

>>36891158
How would Rio seduce Axel?

>>36891530
Food.

>>36891530
Nodoka cosplay

>>36891179
>>36891267
It hurts no one so why not

>>36891120
The video is based off the original song's music video, but Izuru just simply amplifies everything to another level.

>>36891566
What food will make Axel sell his ass for it?
>>36891601
Rio doesn't have big boobs for that cosplay

>>36891605
It hurts this threads credibility.

>>36891741
>thread credibility
lol
Lmao even

>>36891741
KEK

FUCK
I forgot about DST and thought Nowa was gonna start now but there's still 1 hour of waiting

>>36891823
>tfw no time change here so everything is now 1 hour later
Idk if I can get used to this...

>>36891497
Wtf how did someone manage to dox the fujos?

>>36891741
Is that so, alright

>>36891823
>DST
Why do burgers do this to themselves?

>>36891848
His morning streams were very late already for the flips/indogs, not sure how much this will affect him

>>36891885
not just burgers, its a western thing
blame Ben Franklin for hanging out with too many Parisian whores and noticed this practice with the city folk

>>36891295
The key difference is putting "I like the cartoon horse show" into your identity. You can like video games without calling yourself a gamer, you can like diminutive colorful equines without calling yourself a brony. If you can't, then you're probably insufferable for other reasons.

Watched the MagMori watchalong and Mori is such a cute and supportive senpai to the boys, the fuck? I was fully on the “Mori’s being a leech and/or trying to own the haters” train initially but I accept that I was wrong, she just… likes them and wants to help them. It’s clear they can come to her for music production help too, which is great.

>>36892181
I wanna bang Mori

The zatsu is one hour late? fuck

>>36892198
Architect chama...
>>36892231
no, you are an hour early

>>36892231
Yes. Fuck US's daylight savings, it's messing up my whole schedule

>>36892198
Same but prime Mori

>>36892392
Architect Mori is bettee

>>36892181
I'm from /stars/ and initially my impression of her is just her doing all talk no show about the supporting stars thing except for the Rikka. But now I think she's wants to support but stars are not on her priority list. As in she will extend the help to them if they ask but won't go out her way to help them, which is nicer than half of HoloJP already.

>>36891120
it's not even the best Kikuo song