/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

Mumei wants children, she needs my seed.

help, this image is still doing things to me

>>36818183
Tell /who/ about it, faggot

I am MADLY in love with Gura!!

I love my wife so much!!

>>36818183

my wife

>>36818095
Same here, 1 month away from a year now. Gura is the only channel I've been membered to longer.

I ate a cookie and my tum tum doesn't ache!
Moom.jpg

>>36818257
Yep moom and goob the best girls.

>>36818257
I would be able to get into her a lot easier if she was cunny, her grotesque fat tits bouncing around filter me.

>>36818361
Yeah, Cover was retarded for not having a cunny in Council.

goob night chumbies
hope the bedshark bites

>>36818461
YEOWCH! the bed shark just bit my cock off.
Rude anon

>>36818361
You can barely see them 90% of the time so it's fine by me

what if we started horny posting in prechat in full view of gura?

>>36818442
Bae & Mumei should've been cunny, that way Gura could've saved Bae from being a whore which would've been nice since I actually liked her before she started collabing with men

>>36818563
They're all soft cunts in pre chum

>>36818563
it'll just be you. everyone here is a coward except for Least Horny Chumbud

>>36818573
Never liked Bae so I dgaf what she does.

>>36818563
I'm surprised it's still up. Do you think she forgot to private it?

>>36818573
>Bae
Nah, Bae was a stars fan even before joining hololive. In her debut stream, she even talked about them or at least about Roberu.

>>36818563
joking aside if you did that and her manager saw it she would be told to cut back on any pandering

Next pre chum I'm gunna go off the rails and horny post and troll all the faggot normie chumbuds

>>36818573
You must have known your enjoyment of bae was on a doomsday clock thiugh right?
She outed herself on debut

>>36818615
You say this but they were really, really horny a couple weeks ago. The stars just have to align.
As far as the Moom talk goes, I envy you hoobuds. She's cute but that's where it stops for me. Gura is the only one who can really lift my spirits. Waiting impatiently for tomorrow evening to come.

>>36818693

>>36818672
>>36818707
Didn't know that, I just liked her voice and character, I was a casual Bae enjoyer rather than a fan

>>36818726
I miss multicolor Gura streams

>>36818713
I AM A FUCKING CHUM i just like the owl too.

>>36818753
Gawr will never die
She's just MIA

>>36818793
Gawr pops out at least once a stream

gawr gura general

>>36818827
So does my penor

>>36818837
me with the phone

pissy

Remember when moom could barely do supas? Then she invented the don don thing, now she makes conversation out of the supas that say something interesting, proud of her.

>>36818922
Wrong general, hooman.

fuck off horny posting, im horny but too tired to go wank.

cunny

>>36818942
mumei and goom share the same braincell.

>>36818894
anon, i am not losing NNN to this.

>>36818183
>homo cumrag

>>36818991
this isn't really the place for stream reactions when we don't all watch her here

>>36818985
>>36818894
Come on guys don't be like that. It's winter... give the child her clothes back.

>>36818837
Goooooraaaàaaaaaaa

>>36819045
I guess, I should be commenting on a goob stream rn

>>36819067
uoh??

What's with the off topic niggers?

>>36819045
This.
Take your whore owl out of here, she only gets a pass during collabs.

>>36819110
try to contain your menhera

No EN at all now, what the rest of u niggers doing, I feel like kms

>>36819115
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>36819178
Kronii is still live, technically.

>>36819178
the stoner clock woman is on if you're desperate

>>36819150
whats menhera mean? being salty or some shit? yes yes call me a newfag idc

>>36819178
Be patient, management needs to suffer a bit more with their failed forced projects until they finally release EN3.
Just keep chumming until Gura comes back tomorrow.

Homo lovers, all of them.

>>36819210
google it

I hate the clock woman, especially after the male yab and how she handles it, i thought she was ok before that

>>36819194
those feet can get on my face anytime.

>>36819233
>menhera
lmao okay well yeah, arent we all here a little bit of that

>>36818894
i see a nipple my dude

>>36819288
No, we're not lily hooper trannies.

>>36819178
I wanted to play games or watch anime but I've just been sitting around doing nothing. I think im gonna do my reps so ill have done something today at least

>>36819210
>He lacks the crucial information
Take him out back behind the thread and put him down...

>>36819288
sure but most of us don't shit up the thread and force it on others

>>36819150
we all know we rarely take our meds, anon.

Gooba's flat chest in my face

>>36819318
hey man im nit tryna shit up the thread or be a dick, just obviously disappointed i didnt get to see my shark tonight after waiting 3 hours

>>36819242
Me when gura feet

>>36819390
idk im drunk af at 6am, im depressed

>>36819419
anon, gura with a dick?
unironically hot.

>>36819307
I'm not seeing it

>>36819463
Gura with a dick isnt hot ironically or unironically you faggot.

>>36819509

>>36819509
anon, take your meds, it is hot.

cheer up chumbies. gura is gonna be extra sweet tomorrow thanks to her internet being fucky

>>36819463
>Ywn be assaulted in an alley by gura
Why even live

>>36819509
Wrong!

>>36819533
>>36819537
FUCK OFF, FAGGOTS ITT GO AWAY

Since the daki is still technically 4 million merch I wonder if it's gonna be sold as part of a set with something else. Im really just hoping for another signed postcard opportunity

>>36819566
hope so, felt like she was super sweet on chat tonite I really hope we didn't missed on some peak sweetness gura

>futa gura

>>36819570
reasons to go in said alley.

>>36819626
It's great.

>>36819588
Anon, calm down... it's not gay

>>36819619
She's always extra fucking sweet when she knows she let us down abit.

>>36819671
explain, how is cocks not gay?

>>36819677
love how much she thinks about us

>>36819713
are you seriously trying to open this can of worms here

>>36819619
Anyone got an image with all of it?

>>36819713
Here is my explanation

>>36819726
ik i can never be mad at goob, EVER. Just mildly annoyed for like 10 minutes

>>36819713
If it's a girl's cock then it's now gay, duh

>>36819751
yes lets rip it open, futa shit is faggot af

>>36819751
he's not ready for this.

>>36819792
No, fuck you, girl with a cock is a tranny. fuckin disguising

>>36819713
https://youtu.be/rC0rRWUo4m4?t=62

>>36819810
It's less gay than if one of them is actually a man, isn't it? You don't like watching men fuck, right anon?

How tf can I fuck a girl with a cock retards?

>>36819842
Nice try. Chumbies can't do math.

>>36819880
No I exclusively jack off to lesbian porn.

>>36819220
>Fauna
>Mumei
What?

The moment Gura announced that members stream I felt like I gained a bunch of energy.....now to use it all to goom for Gura.

>>36819881
Futas have both a dick and a pussy under it, that's why they're called futanari. Your japanese reps doko

I need Gura. I have to goom.

>>36819671
Would you chumbuds still love gura if she had a futa cock?

>>36819880
I normally don't like futa, but something about double shark dicks Gura is kinda hot.

>>36819924
so youd wanna fuck a chick with a hole and a big fucking dick flapping about? You gay af bro. Futa shit gay af.

>>36819917
Mumei collabed with men an Fauna mention them on stream 3 times

>>36819910
That's a fair defense

>>36819979
but you have a dick flapping around and no vagina so you are even more gay

>>36819938
>>36819951
yes to both.

>>36820001
retarded refute, makes no sense at all

>>36819924
You laugh, but my neighbor has a child with this issue. He... uh she... They have vagina with cock attached. Weirdest shit I've ever seen

I hate this thread now, your all tranny werdoe faggots, fucking making me feel sick

>>36820032
you said dick + pussy is gay, hows that making any sense

>>36820056
This shit can happen naturaly?? WTFFFFFF

>>36820056
Yeah, it's pretty rare, but actual hermaphrodites do happen. But, uh, why have you seen your neighbor's child naked, anon?

I don't spend a lot of time thinking about whether futa is gay or not since it's a fantasy that cannot exist in the real world. Shit's hot, no need to contemplate it more than that.
>>36820056
I don't consider that futa, it's weird 3D shit.

>>36820099
NO MONG, A FEMALE WITH A DICK IS GAY AND WEIRD AND IF YOU FIND IT SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE YOUR FUCKIN BISEXUAL

>>36820138
I don't care if you don't want to contemplate your own faggotry, but that's what it is

>>36820165
so you think a male with dick isnt gay but female with dick is gay

>>36820032
*refutation
Your english reps anon, "refute" is a verb as in "I refute your refutation with this picture of Gura gooming".

>>36820205
There's no such thing as a "female with a dick" you retard

YOU FUTA FAGGOTS GO FUCK OFF TO TEMPUS YOU QUEERS

>>36820189
I am perfectly okay with being gay for something that cannot exist. It's not like it ever comes up outside of conversations like this where people are suddenly really interested in what my dick gets hard to for some reason.

Man, there have been a lot of people absolutely losing their shit over random stuff today. I guess it is a full moon, after all.

>>36820232
THANK YOU EXACTLY

>>36820232
you just said female with a dick is gay

When chumbies talks about other EN girls, it’s off-topic. When chumbies talks about dicks and futas and whatever, it’s totally fine. I don’t get some of you chumbies.

>>36820262
In which case you should understand straight people's animosity towards you when you try to justify your homosexual attraction to cartoon penises as anything other than homosexual.

>>36820298
Well the conversation is centering around futa Gura

>>36820281
Putting a dick on the loli shark isnt a random thing to get mad about, fuck them faggots and they should fuck off outta this thread.

>>36820294
I didn't say anything of the sort because I don't concede to the notion that anything that has a penis can be considered female. It's either male or grotesque homosexual fantasy creature, not female.

>>36820281
>"You guys are weird why won't you let me post pics of your cute shark loli with a giant dick grafted on so I can get my fag rocks off to it?? So random"

>>36820294
if you wanna see gura with a dick or any female for that matter your fuckin gay af bro, no question

people are losing their minds on futa being gay or not.
who cares schizos
it's just a fantasy, take your meds.

>>36820281
It's shitposters. It's about time for them to show up, after all.

>>36820401
I don't care as long as it's not posted in /ggg/, if you want to jerk off to dicks and call yourselves straight, fine, but do it somewhere else

>>36820393
but if you wanna see a man with a dick you're not ?

Why do some of you guys deny the fact that Gura has shown her dual sausages on stream?

>>36820432
No, people will keep talking about futa and piss and diapers and whatever else they like. Fuck off if it bothers you.

>>36820401
>futa being gay or not
That's not the issue here, the issue here is people posting pics of Gura with a penis

I came to terms with being bi a while ago. Futa is gay, so are traps, but that's OK. When it comes to IRL I'd only want a girl like Gura, though.

>>36820303
But it's a cartoon anon, it's not real.
You wouldn't get mad over a drawing right?

>>36819390
English, do you speak it?

>>36820432
I keep talking about just cus some anon is mad about it

>>36820458
Those three are not equal you giant dick-loving faggot

fuck off im a 100% chum and i'll not allow faggot tranny mentally ill werdoes to desecrate my shark by putting cocks on her and making her futa. Until my dying breath I'll call that shit out, if your attracted to cocks go to tempus you freaks.

>>36820471
Gura is real and she is female, fuck off dick lover

>>36820496
proof ?

>>36820504
oyasame

>>36820458
Nah I wont fuck off and I'll cause a fucking shitstorm every time its posted, same with diapers and piss fetish shit, gtfo freaks.

>>36820504

100% of the people complaining about futa cock here are emasuclated because Gura's futa cock is bigger than they could ever hope to be even with enhancement drugs

Piss is Gura approved

fucking futa faggots go die, throw u off a roof afghani style

There is nothing wrong with sucking off Gura's dual phimotic shark cocks.

>>36820489
Anon what's tempus

>>36820588
It's hard to think of a fetish that isn't Gura approved, even if she goes harder on some.

>>36820638
Tempus is latin for time, so he must be talking about Kronii.

>>36820638
The fuckin split for homos idk wtf its called, thought it was called tempus

Gura vs Oreos
https://twitter.com/kl23912002/status/1590216609435910145

>>36820693
MGR never...

Vored by Gura!

You guys are funny.

>>36820658
Do you think they would ever maybe buy wonder bread?

>>36820693
Thank you I no longer care about Guras with a cock, SHES SO FUCKIN CUTE, WHY WOULD YOU WANNA ATTACH ANYTHING MALE TO THIS BEAUTIFUL PERFECT FEMALE SPECIMAN ARGGHHHGHGH

Gurass

>>36820262
If you can't love gura with a massive futa penis then you don't love her

>>36820794
FUCK OFF FAGGOT DIE OF AIDS

>>36820747
I dunno, I always thought Gura was more of a nature’s own multi-grain bread girl.

>>36820814
Did you miss the part where she showed off her dual raw sausages on stream? Deny it all you want, but she has dual shark cocks.

>>36820814
oh nyo, someones angy

>>36820814
angy oh nyo.

>>36820281
You're right, wasn't today blood moon? It rained all day here so I forgot about it.

>>36820814
Honestly if i could be with Gura i would not mind she had a futa big cock, i love her that much.

>>36820911
I would mind, she's anemic and would faint whenever she gets an erection.

>>36820911
based.

Im not even mad at this point, thread slowed down and got boring so I had to spice it up abit, still hate futa faggots putting cocks on goob tho, do it to any other holo, not my fucking shark tho

>>36820911
im the cunt bitching about futa shit and i wouldnt mind either, just wouldnt be able to fuck her, but itd be nice to spend the night with her even with a futa cock

>>36820911
i would not mind if you cosplay gura for me

>>36821006
don't worry man, you don't have to like it
each with their preferences

>>36821037
yeah even with a big futa cock she'd still have the same personality that i love more than anything so id jus have to look at here as a bro or some shit. Unless she tried to rape me

>>36820835
Now that you say that im inclined to agree. Okay then next question: Gura offers you a sandwich with nature's own multi-grain thats clearly very moldy from her leaving the bag untied for a month, do you accept?

>>36821006
She'll be the same Gura as always, she'll sing, play and have the same personality anon.

>>36820027
WHAT THE FUCK

>>36821217
Except she masturbates twice as much.

>>36821323
and we can always /help/ a bro with that.
double win.

>>36821556

Gura the girliest of girls and you fags want to turn her into a slack jawed faggot.

>>36819036
but /vt/ insisted she wasn't comfortable during the whole thing thus didn't count~

>>36821632
She is a massive faggot, what are you on about

>>36821632
Its ok, if they're fags who love cock it just makes it easier to make Gura my wife.

>>36821657
Why are you fags so willing to disavow one of the few good EN chuubas, who Gura really gets along with, because she got roped in to one awkward collab with a bunch of beta Jap males?

>>36821737
Care to post the pasta.

>>36821778
Right they'll get some AIDS ridden homo but I just wished these queers kept it to themselves instead of posting about it. I'm here for cunny.

>>36820911
I'm actually bi, I love traps and feminine trannies (with their original dicks not frankenpussies) and I still don't get the appeal of futa, it just looks ridiculous, comical even, how does anyone get off to it?

I wonder what Gura is thankful for this year..

>>36822054
me

>>36822054
Projects trickling out.

Why did it take me so long to discover gooming while listening to Gura's voice. it's amazing

>>36822095
Gooming while she's streaming is the best.

>>36822122
I can never do that because it's like she is looking at my tiny pp

>>36822182
Wouldn't that make it better? I wouldn't know, mine is normal.

I still have my Gawr Boost drinks on my phone

i miss the shark child like you wouldn't believe

Can anyone make this a soundpost?
https://twitter.com/kl23912002/status/1590216609435910145

>>36822488
Why don't you just learn how to do it yourself instead of begging other people to do stuff that requires 0 skill, just a little bit of time/effort?

>>36822624
I do know how to make them, I used to make them, I am not home. Don't know why you're getting mad when you could just ignore.

remember when new outfits were a thing?

>>36822696
I'm an IRyStocrat...

>>36822688
So do it when you're home instead of begging faggot

I wanna swap spit with Gura.

>>36822696
Yeah.

>>36822731
How about you learn to ignore posts you don't like, sperg.

I love Gura and i love Ame

Guys don't share this info with Gura but I have goomed too much, I must rest.

>>36822795
go back

>>36822791
I was being helpful you ungrateful nigger, I searched for a webm instructing you on how to make soundposts so you wouldn't have to beg anymore, only to find out you're perfectly capable, just a lazy retard, so get fucked

>>36822826
where?

>>36822931
Nah, your being a butt blasted faggot considering you cant let one post go unscreeched at. Would have gotten the same result had you just scrolled past, but no.

>>36822931
>>36823082
Gura commands you to stop fighting and kiss.

You guys gonna fuck or what?

>>36823082
If I had just wanted to "screech" at your lazy ass why would I bother scrolling through my files to find a video to help you? Now let me find another file to help you out my retarded friend.

>>36823268
Fuck already!

>>36823268
>Request something from anyone that wants to make it
>Retard gets mad and literally cannot let it go
Sugoi! Here's my image to help you, clippy!

>>36818146
New Soul would be great with her voice

>>36823268
We need one of these for then/than and phased/fazed.

>>36823393
My original reply to you was helpful in nature if somewhat chiding, you're the one who threw a fit at being told how to do something for himself. Reeks of insecurity.

only 14 hours to go

>>36823451
Agreed, I didn't make that one though I just replaced the original pics with vaguely corresponding Gura pics

Stream you fucking bitch

>>36823573
>Calls me a begging faggot twice
>Literally still replying to me because he's mad I asked for a webm
>Somehow I'm the one throwing a fit, despite my first reply telling you to just ignore me.
Lmao, idk who you're trying to fool.

>When chumbies try to correct.

>>36824110
>Literally still replying to me because I showed him how to make a soundpost
Hey at least it seems the image I found for you helped you learn the difference between your and you're. Proud of you lazybud.

>>36824272
Wow, you really have nothing huh. Lol.

>>36824446
For someone who wanted to be ignored you seem pretty obsessed with getting the last word.

You guys are cute.

Sharkie cunny pee so warm and yummy...

>>36818190
Bet you also like Asuka Langley Soryuu

>>36824650
Gura is a combination of Asuka and Rei.

>>36824502
Reminder that you originally responded to me, and if you're responding to me it means you want my attention. The fact that my post made you angry and you cant let it go is on you.

>>36824683
Oh shit u right

>>36824693
I tried to help you, nothing about my initial reply to you was angry, you just didn't like being given advice because you're a lazy begging faggot who doesn't want to do anything for himself.

>>36824851
>nothing about my initial reply to you was angry
>Called me a beggar off the bat
>Then a begging faggot, ungrateful nigger, and retard in the posts right after
Oh, and since you're so stupid and cant read, here are my old webms that didn't get deleted. I know how to make them, dumbshit.

>>36824851
Well, you may not be angry, but it came off as angry to me (NTA)
Phrases like "begging" "0 skill" "little bit of time/effort" signals that you have negative connotations towards the person you're trying to help. If that was me, I would be confused because it seems like you're giving me help, while explicitly telling me that I'm not going to be able to use that help. If so, then what's the point of the help you're giving?

Chumbuds want to touch Gura's naughty little lady bits.

>>36825313
Ew, no. I want Gura to touch mine instead

STOP FIGHTING!!!!

>>36825313
I want to touch, lick, and tickle them!

https://files.catbox.moe/zpw76i.jpg

>>36825272
>it came off as angry to me
Unfriendly is not the same as angry
>it seems like you're giving me help, while explicitly telling me that I'm not going to be able to use that help
In what way did I suggest a lack of ability? I said it requires no ability, just a bit of time.

seems we are chill

>>36825249
>Called me a beggar
Because you were begging
>Then ungrateful nigger and retard
Because you were being an ungrateful nigger and a retard
>here are my old webms
Congratulations, why were you begging then? Lazy faggot

>>36825540
Wow... you really didn't read my first reply to you. I guess you got me, I really am just wasting my time talking to a retard who just wants to fight.
Have two webms I made as request from other anons and a goodbye gift.
https://streamable.com/f6exnf
https://streamable.com/jczun9

I love her, not just her talents or her as a person but I love her very soul and no matter how low her self-esteem is right now or how bad she thinks of herself, I would forgive anything and find a remedy for all her regrets, I'd do whatever I can so that she won't have any more regrets ever because I love her like she wouldn't believe... I'd love to embrace her every day especially when she's feeling down or frustrated and I'd love to pat her head and caress her pretty and fluffy, wavy long hair. Whenever she cries I would caress her tear-stained cheeks and tell her I'll be there for her whenever she needs me until death takes me away from her. I love her so much it's unreal.

>>36825802
NTA but a webm isn't the same as a soundpost

>>36825802
Can someone turn those streamables into soundposts? Thanks in advance.

>>36825802
Lmfao after all this you're flexing with webms instead of soundposta, fucking brain damaged

>>36825885
Don't ask OP, he doesn't know how to

>>36825885

>>36825875
Yea but I can only post one soundpost at a time, and some of the orginal webms I ripped the sound from got deleted like this one and a hat in time one. Also made a few Ame ones back in the day but its offtopic here

>>36826058
You also have to convert the mp4 into ogg, dumbud. Stop being lazy.

>>36826178
>confirmed teacuck
Knew it

>>36826178
That's a jpg not a webm

>>36826264
>He wasnt in /jp/
Retarded newfag

>>36826179
nyo

How comes she's depressed again? which one of you faggots made her cry?

>>36826282
???
Its a soundpost.. that I made by ripping the audio off a webm.. a webm that got deleted from my streamable. You can still open the webm if you open the catbox link.

I was away since last stream because of work but looks like she hasn't streamed anything else since.
Did I miss any collabs?

>>36826399
Why wouldn't you save the webm as the soundpost then?

>>36826354
If i were not at work I'd do it myself, i hate you lazy buds who don't do anything properly.

>>36826475
So I can post Gura baby instead of some random Minecraft stream?
https://files.catbox.moe/yyjp18.webm
This one I specifically made when the ">Chumbuds will defend this" posting was picking up, hence the name.
Here's one I ripped from twitter like I originally requested.

>>36818146
what will the stream be about? any ideas?

>>36825383
Slitty!!!

>>36826719
The thumbnail makes me concern but the colgate headband makes me think there might be muse dash involved.

>>36826719
Muffled yelling and ranting on her xbox mic while being connected to a CoD lobby.
Someone has to have that soundpost of the myth girls in the xbox group chat, right?

>>36826719
It says in the description that it's a chatting stream.

>>36826911
I asked the chumbies, nobody is talking to YOU
don't tag me again loser

>>36826719
She will give away game passes to random players in her xbox lobby.

>>36826964
That's a good value if you like indie games.

How come the lower the quality of the audio input or output, the more childlike Gura sounds? Like when she's using her normal mic and I use my expensive headphones it's easy to tell that she's an adult, but if I try listening through my phone it makes me feel like a creep listening to a 12 year old's YouTube videos.

>>36827247
>makes me feel like a creep listening to a 12 year old's YouTube videos
I know right? It's such a thrill... makes my balls all tingly

>>36827247
>makes me feel like a creep listening to a 12 year old's YouTube videos.
This is a good thing.

>>36827247
Maybe I should start watching her on my phone in that case.

does anyone have that one copypasta about gura's voice? I can't find it

>>36827461
much has been said on the topic of gura's voice:

/jp/thread/S27929787#p27931313
>>27931079
Someone analyzed it and said her voice has authentic childlike harmonics that are extremely unusual/rare to have in adults, literally the frequency that activates your "I must protect it" paternal instincts. That is a good chunk of the mysterious rise of the Gura.

That voice alone would probably be a winner with almost any char design, but it happens to be a double slam-dunk with what Cover gave her.

/jp/thread/S27929787#p27931079
what is it about guras voice that makes it so unique? it's the same feeling i get when i listen to ame's voice. where are the linguisticbros and anatomybros

/jp/thread/S27229090#p27231805
>>27231626
Suisei, AZKi, Sora, Kiara, Towa, probably a couple others I'm forgetting. Gura has a very high ceiling thanks to her rare vocal harmonics but she's not trained like the others are, which is her biggest weakness.

/jp/thread/29024537#p29026358
>>29026160
A couple months back an anon analyzed her voice and it's just right to invoke parental feelings. For some reason when I hear it I just get a strong urge as if to protect her.

/jp/thread/S26866066#p26870537
>>26870403
gura's 5 kHz formant isn't the result of a simple parametric EQ, because it follows her pitch contour when she speaks with an unusually high or low tone as well. there are some fancy DSP filters that can do formant manipulation, but i consider that unlikely because the effect appears in, ah, older recordings where she demonstrates a much lower level of production skill that would be unlikely alongside such advanced vocal processing.

believe whatever you like, but in my analysis, all the evidence continues to suggest that her voice really sounds like that.

/jp/thread/S26866066#p26870097
>>26870042
she has an unusual vocal formant centered around 5 kHz. adults almost never have that, only children. it's one of the frequencies that your ear is most sensitive to and subconsciously you perceive it as the vocalization of your child who needs your attention. god i love her

>>36827676
I need to breed this womanchild...

>>36822488

>>36827797
So true

>>36827813
Based, thanks anon! I wish I was that Oreo, her weak little fists touching me! T u T

>>36827813
this needs a sequel where gura smashes the fuck out of it with her gigantic muscly tail

>>36827856
Gura's viscous sticky natural cunny lubricant... T u T

>>36828088
mmm licking gawr neck gills...

>>36828088
Imagine the sex, I doubt your cock would survive...

>>36828088
Imagine getting rape by gawr

When was the last stream?

>>36828296
Yesterday

>>36828296
the last stream will be on july 18th 2024

>>36828320
FAT SHARK DUMPY! T u T

>>36828325
Say it ain't so...

>>36828320
Holy ass

>>36828320
stuffed bra with fake cleavage window

>>36828375
how do we save gura from wanting to have larger boobs

>>36828389
Chest kiss and licking correction, its the only way.

>>36828389
we don't, breast envy is hot as fuck and she's already aware of the problem and has a healthy self-esteem

>>36828389
By making her experience her first breast stimulation-only orgasm

>>36820489
Whats a futer?

>>36827676
>/jp/
Imagine getting your takes from that shithole.

>>36828710
how new

>>36828710
lmao newfag

>>36828710
/jp/ was unironically a lot better than this shithole of a board

>>36828720
>>36828728
>>36828730
Are you daft? are you retarded? did i say i was asking for your opinion?

>>36828730
You should go back if you think it's better.

>>36828808
I said WAS you absolute retard nigger monkey. Those posts are back from October 2020 and you'd know just how much better hololive threads used to be back then if you weren't a newfag.

is it christmas yet

>>36828895
Seethe harder.

>>36828918
You are late, buddy. Christmas started 3 months ago.

>newfags fighting over who is newer

Thanks for proving my point, I guess

>>36828895
This. Those initial threads were so much fun, I used to spend all my neet time in there talking about Gura and "Cunny posting to drive away the redditors". We even had open communication from the meidos.
I guess everything gets worse as the years pass.

>newfags complaining about newfags fighting over who is newer

>>36827676
>Gura sounds like a literal child
UOOOOOOOH

Who else is here from /a/ when we were still trying to figure out if vtubers belonged in /a/ or /jp/?

sharkslut on another dick vacation I see

>>36829054
Not me, I first stumbled into global during the EN debuts. I didn't even know there were Hololive threads until I was on a completely different board and some retard was throwing a fit over someone posting Peko, telling them to go back to /jp/.

>>36829111
Yeah, sorry

>>36829111
yeah, mine

>gura screaming scene is the most replayed in holowEN ep.1
ah I see, chumbuds at it again

Just woke up and my head feels pretty clear, but a disturbing thought hit me that Gura probably won't cybersex us tonight.

>300 post
>55 ips
am I missing anything worth reading?

>>36829494
no

>>36829494
No.

I want gura to emasculate me and make me wear her clothes

>>36829441
Your head isn't clear if you think Gura isn't extremely pent up and is gonna squirt her love nectar all over her camera for us tonight, chumbie.

>>36829526
I don't think your 500 lb ass could get inside any single piece of clothing Gura owns...

>>36827676
>childlike
of course gura has the voice of a coloratura soprano and true coloratura sopranos are very rare in the singing world , have to be born with a very light and youthful voice.
you can tell gura already knows her strength from when she sang Creep with that style.

>>36829494
is there ever anything worth reading on here when she does not stream?

>>36829572
I feel offended

>>36829631
FATFUCK

>>36829510
>>36829514
>>36829617
thanks for your confirmation, I'm doing my reps and didn't pay attention to /ggg/

>>36829572
I'm 150...

>>36829617
No, if i miss a couple threads i Don bother checking them out since i know I'm not missing anything that hasn't been posted before aside from new art.

>>36829664
Put the Gura cosplay on, chumbie. Let's have some fun while Gura is gone...

>>36829494
JWU, and nope. Scrolled through and saw some tranny with a futa fetish got nuked. Good riddance.

>>36829703
you're not gura fuck off

>>36829538
I just can't shake the sad realistic expectation that I'll return from my soul-crushing job to my youtube sharkwife whose nipples are not extremely hard and ready to naizuri the microphone until I explode.

>>36829631
FAT

>>36829875
Imagine doubting Gura, you don't deserve to savor her ambrosia.

>>36829631
FAT FUCK

So why did management suspend Gura for a week just because she said she wanted to piss on our dicks irl? An idol has to show appreciation to her fans in some way...

>>36829798
are you saying you'd put a gura costume if she asked?

>>36830373
Yes, I have a lolidom fetish

>>36830446
I think you might be a faggot in denial too ...

>>36830494
I'm not in denial retard

https://youtu.be/k_1ET38Os0k
Will the shark child play her oshi's game?

>>36830446
would

>>36822378
i lost mine in a device migration

>>36830541
Then wear the fucking Gura cosplay and let me breed your chumbussy

Little girl urine....

>>36831683
Gurine..

>>36831862

Where's that Wednesday schizo? I'm here to kick his ass for making her delay last night.

>>36830564
I wish.

>>36821190
No, and if the bread is in that condition the entire pantry needs to be purged.

is she waiting until 10 pm again or will we get it earlier

>>36832203
Gura will never love you.

I want to smell Gura's morning diapers

>>36832655
Kill yourself diaperfag, Gura goes potty like a big girl

>>36832147
Wednesday schizo only report the news, not control her internet, sir.

>>36832701
yeah in her pants and I'm going to replace Fauna as her mommy

>>36832502
Not like she'll love you either, parasocial love doesn't count.

>>36832701
uh yeah, by farting on me. yeah, me