/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>36755764
>stinky orca throws a blue shell at you

I love Gura so much...

>>36755877

Gurass

My cunny wife and her insatiable lust

I love my wife so much!!

>>36755912

look at it

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>>36756041
now kith

>>36756124

>>36755908

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>>36756041
nice eyebrows nerd

SAN CHECK

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>>36756312
k

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>>36756271
I wonder why Pekora didn't call Gura a bitch after this

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>>36756512
blue woman unity

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>>36756349
RT

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>>36756512
Because Peko is a great sport and wants to be friends with Gura but is too shy
Its why they killed each other so much in Rust, neither of them are petty little wine ass cunts.

I love mershark Gura

>>36756976
RT

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>>36756987
Peko needs to do her Engrish reps and Gura needs to do her Jap reps, they would be the power couple of Hololive.

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>>36757011
wide hips on a loli does things to me

>>36757061
Wonder how great she must have felt when Gura complimented her English

I love fembuds.

>>36757061
Pekora has the type of personality that Gura hates the most, her own.

>>36756987
i want to drink gura's ass wine

>>36756919
God I want to hold her tiny hands...

>>36757135
I'm going to impregnate a fembud

>>36757221
Anal sex doesn't result in pregnancy though anon

Guys, Gura's explanation for being gone only makes sense if she's renovating her home and installing the ASMR love nest. That's why she had to take everything apart and be without internet, and only had an estimate about when the construction work would be done. Oh god, she's going to have so much fun with us, I can't wait, hnnnngh!!

>>36757265
it does if you cum hard enough

>>36757351
>>36559997

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>>36756976
RT

Gura hate thread #27 in the catalog

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>>36757700
and?

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>>36757700
don't bring that shit here threadshitter, we are loving our wife right now

>*wet thwap*

>>36755857
She's so sleepy.
I can wake her up with some rough mating press correction. T u T

>>36757927
That shrimp? Yeah, me.

good night imma sleep and dream of the gura now

>>36757351
Fortunately she's also had tiime to go doown to the shops and buy some really light frilly underwear that she can brush her fingers over while doing ASMR with us. We'll be able to hear the sound of the fabric, and can hear her move and shift underneath the duvet. It will sound like she's laying right there next to us. She might even brush her hair for us too if she's comfortable enough in the little ASMR lovenest she's built for us.

>>36758004
I'm going to sleep in a few hours.

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>>36756976
RT

thank god im a chumbie

>>36757559
My precious shark imouto... I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna type in chat about fingering her cute little nipples and gills.

I'm imagining snuggling with Gura under a warm doona. But what do americans call a Doona? A Duvet, or a Quilt, or a Comforter? What do most americans have for a blanket? What do girls usually have? What does Gura have? What would Gura's Doona/Duvet/Comforter/Quilt/Blanket smell like?

>>36758441
Comforter.

>>36759051
it borken.

>>36759051
Doesn't work on my machine

>>36758177
Considering how many days it's taking for the renovations, I think it's probably a complex set up with excellent architectural acoustics for recording. The ASMR love nest bed can be folded away and the floor opened up to reveal a huge Jacuzzi, which she can use for episodes at the beach, onsen, or just taking a bath with her ebi onii-chan.

>>36759181
still can't believe she actually bathed naked with us. Would be so fun to sit in the bath and just chat about random weird shit. Sure there'd be time for some correction too, but emphasis on the comfy chatting.

>>36759299
>still can't believe she actually bathed naked with us
Anon...

>>36759452
Why did she do it, bros?

>>36759332
what? You gonna tell me that wasn't real or something? Don't crush my dreams...

>>36759452
Cute lil shork

>>36759452
hotglue...

>>36759775
speaking of hotglue, still haven't seen a single nendo in a jar, appropriately hot glued. Very dissapointing. Richbuds and Merchbuds have failed us.

>>36759299
She's probably eager to make love to us after waiting so long. Definitely just as eager as her chumbies, so instincts might take over and we may end up rushing things a bit for our first time. Plenty of time for comfy chatting after our whirlwind of passion, though.

>>36759922
I have an extra jar and nendo, I just can't bring myself to actually do it. Mainly because how can I explain it to her once I marry her

>>36759931
She's gonna be pretty pent up and horny by the time she streams again. You watch, she's gonna be real genki, bratty and flirty. But she'll be saving most of her affectionate sexual energy for the next member stream.

>>36760096
She'd understand. She's pro jar. Otherwise she wouldn't have encouraged the meme so hard. She knows we cum to her, and it excites her and makes her want to be as cute and lovely as possible for us. The goom we spill inspires her.

>>36760257
She definitely goes to sleep at night happily knowing we're in her trance shooting rope after rope of goom entirely in her name

>>36759922
Meh, I never really understood hotgluing figures or cum tributes.

>>36760410
I always shout out her name when i do it. And if my calculations are correct, over a thousand times.

Shark stream this week y/n?

>>36760442
The joy is in showing the tribute to Gura and enjoying her reaction, her knowing that that goom was for her.

>>36759922
I dunno if I'm disappointed at the boasting resulting in no delivery, or impressed by the restraint. At the very least I thought I'd see some retard post it under the main tag by now.

>>36760535
As much as she memes it I don't believe she'd actually like seeing tributes, or maybe I'm just projecting that onto her.

If anyone cares, Mumei is drawing Gura as a toothbrush.

>>36760677
girls like to pretend they don't like it, but they love the attention. Though it is easy to creep them out, or if they're in a bad mood that day, they tend to be fickle, We can at least try to read her mood and not be intrusive at the wrong time.

>>36760782
>toothbrush
But why?

>>36760782
hmmm, my balls need a brushing too.

>>36760923
the bristles are her teeth

>>36760893
Closest she'll get to a toothbrush this month at least.

>>36760782
imagining gura rubbing her little clit with a toothbrush now
i dont know why

>>36761024
She has indestructible teeth and bones - just one of her perks for being an Atlantean shark girl

>>36761076
It doesn't even matter how how I try

>>36760856
>girls like to pretend they don't like it, but they love the attention
Trashy girls yeah, most girls I've known hate getting shit like that. Only the whorish ones that were quick to send nudes actually liked getting tributes and dick pics, which I don't picture Gura as the type.

>>36761076

Every smol girl loves their electric toothbrush~

>>36761156
yeah but that's from strangers and undesirables. She knows her chumbies and knows we love her.

>>36757221
if i had a pp I would impregnate Gura alone..

>>36761156
oh and i'm not implying she's trashy either. She's definitely not. Not like some of those horrid slutty western vtubers. Gura not like that.

>>36761220
Yeah she has the image of chumbies from cons and meet & greets

>>36761262
I was told we had no girls here

>>36761290
and on average we are much better looking than the average con goer. a lot of us train and lift and do reps for our shark wife

Rate the goomb

>>36761340
There are no girls on the internet unless they show face. Gura included.

>>36761340
don't worry he's most probably a eunuch

>>36761340
You can keep pretending that anon. Sorry

>>36761262
>Girls wanting to breed cunny
Among other lies on the internet

>>36761340
it's a tranny. there are no biological girls on the internet..

>>36761385
Is that her cunny?

>>36761385
dios mio/10

>>36761362
I hope other anons are doing their weight reps too
>>36761385
Looking good, Moom

>>36761385
would stimulate my prostrate with / 10

>>36761429
belly button

>>36761403
Gura attractive..

Do smol girls like Gura love small dicks? Can my 4inch sastify her?

>>36761429
it can be.......

TuT

finally got my nendo in the mail today. should i open it or keep it in the box?

>>36761484
no girl flicks her bean thinking about 4" pp but if you're an attentive lover and learn to love licking cunny you can satisfy most women

>>36761484
yes you can reach her gspot with that. make up for the size with vigor and stamina, and you'll have her cumming and eating out of your hand.

>>36761484

most sensible girls don't want to be scrapped out by a monster dong

>>36761528
Did you get it for display or for resale?

>>36761528
jar, hotglue. post. now.

>>36761484
too big or even medium can really hurt

>>36761528
You can't goom on it if you don't unbox it!

>>36761385
Gawrbrush my beloved

>>36761582
for display/personal use, but i also have autism about keeping things pristine and intact

>>36761615
and if it's too small for them, there's always anal.

>>36761484
Women seeking a partner with a really really big cock mostly only do so for the vanity of their partner having a really really big cock.
Not for practical reasons, a trophy more than anything

>>36761528
I haven't got a mason jar yet so mine's sticking in the box for now. I like looking at it. Makes me happy.

This thread just got weird

The fuck is this anime. I heard somewhere that Gura watched it. Dunno how Gura could bear it.

>>36761643
Should have got a second one for that, like I did. I'd open it if I were you, nendos are fun to mess around with.

>>36761262
post cunny

>>36761781
Gura has interesting taste

>>36761792
Anon you shouldn't betray your oshi by asking such questions. For shame

What is the science behind us wanting to shrink gura, putting her in a jar and coating her in goom?
Like, what is the end goal? I want to do it but I don't really understand why.

>>36761781
What anime is it? Also, you just know

>>36761725
all sexual acts with women are transactional. This is not necessarily a bad thing. It is just what it is. They do sometimes enjoy it, but they mostly do it for other reasons. Or they get off to the idea of themselves being fucked rather than the fucking itself.

>>36761832
when needs must

>>36761781
What anime is that?

>>36761262
Rindo...

>>36761864
Kuma Miko, or Girl Meets Bear.

>>36761903
you just know...

>>36761789
If I ever buy another Nendo it'll be this one.

Something in this anime looks familiar, but i just can't to put my finger on it. Only 1 episode in but if goobs likes it, it's probably good. Hinako Note.

>>36762000
I have that one too, been meaning to get Solid Snake.

Would Gura be disgusted at me for owning multiple onaholes which I use daily.

>>36762357
only if one of them isn't shark themed

>>36762357
maybe a little bit

Gura, please put a collar on me, I'll be your dog. You can leash me and unleash your furry side on me. Wan wan!

>>36762062
the familiar thing is the blue one is plagiarized from konata izumi

>>36762389
can you recommend me any shark themed onaholes to go with my Gura nendroid? The shipping fee is expensive.

>>36762494

>>36762062
>but i just can't to put my finger on it.
Prepare for synchronicity.

>>36762608
me

Gura said next year she's gonna be even more of a girly girl so we may have to dial back some of the sex and fart jokes to not offend her feminine sensibilities

>>36762357
She will probably judge you on mental reflex or something because most women do, despite all of them having their own toys themselves.

>>36762608
I'm going to display dominance by humping you, Gura, please submit and assume position.

>>36762556
I do not own any as I do not live alone
But I've been very tempted by the long talks about how good onas are in /here/

>>36757061
Pekora and Gura would despise each other if they could communicate, what are you talking about?

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>>36761385
Imagine that toothbrush head rubbing against your dick

>>36762956
This time Ebi-chan is topping.

Does Gura have a smooth cunny?

>>36763124
bald smooth and smelly (in a good way)

>>36762712
That would require her to stop baiting as much, we all know that's not happening.

IM GOING INTO GUMBA WITHDRAWAL HELP ME

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>>36763327
first time through the cycle?

How often does Gura itch the ditch?

>>36763644
Fives times a day.

>>36763644
What a repulsive term for that

>>36763644
She has to scratch the snatch whenever she sees us.

>>36762062
I might have an idea of what exactly she liked about it.

>>36763814
Do you prefer Shlick?

>>36764044
Well that is better yes

imagine where those fingers have been...

what's our newest cope today?

Hello Chumbies. The picture in my post cracks me up. Gura has a funny face.

>>36764182
imagine gura feeding you her fresh juices using her fingers

>>36764251
huhuhu

stream tomorrow right?

>>36764438
Probably a tweet, with stream on Wednesday.

>>36764287
I'm imagining I had a perfect image for this, but I can't find it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLebHUTGpdU

>>36764544

>>36764251
I like this one

>>36763644
Whenever Fauna takes her out of chasity.

go to bed anon. just don't look out your window tonight

>>36764909
Don’t need to worry about that, we boarded up all our windows back in February.

>>36764251
SHE HAS NO STYLE

>>36764481
I found it!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85348947

So for the last month or so, I feel like crying after gooming to Gura. Like not from thoughts or anything, it's more like a physiological thing and the physical feeling of wanting to cry. Not that it stops me, but what the fuck is up with that? Like my thoughts are fine and still euphoric afterwards. I think the universe just hates me.

>>36765272
Deep down you know you shouldn’t be gooming to a child.

>>36765297
>child
anon she's not actually a child

Small women should be able to feel good about themselves too you body shaming faggot.

>>36765317
I know, I just wanted him to stop gooming to my wife.

>>36765297
it's not thoughts i said. there is no guilt. Plus the person behind the avatar is an adult woman (with a child's body), and that's the person I'm deeply in love with so... it's a cope but a good one.

The only Gura related thing I've felt slightly guilty about gooming to is her RingFit audio

>>36765358
but she's actually my wife

>>36765386
part of the reason i goom so hard to that is how fucking fit she is and how well she did. Hot as fuck.

>>36765386
I do not feel guilty gooming to gura, ever. The stuff i do feel guilty about is some of the fetish porn that I sometimes goom to. But with Gura's help i've been able to reduce my consumption and instead goom to non lewd pics of Gura instead like this.

>>36765553
Only reason I feel that way is because she seemed to be uncomfortable with it being interpreted sexually. Now the Valentine's ASMR, that was 100% pic related.

>>36765386
Her screams are beautiful and sexy, I'm glad she still gets into it with us sometimes.

>>36765659
I really hope she does another one. Maybe now that she's a bit more confident and close with us she won't feel so awkward about it.

>>36765634
yeah a bit of a shame. She put so much passion and effort into her ringfit streams. I still appreciate what she did, wish i could tell her that. But yes after watching her for a while you kinda get a feel for what she intends to be interpreted lewdly, but she's always sparing and subtle with it. Never crass or gross like so many others. Such a good girl. I love her.

>>36765723
I think she'd probably prefer to try something new, but something just as engaging and interesting. We all see her constantly coming up with heaps of ideas for things all the time, and only the best ideas get through and come to fruition, but I trust her implicitly with this process because again and again she comes up with kino shit and we all kneel all over again. Then only side affect of this is all the ideas she forgets and/or rejects, but that ensures that we only get quality gooba.

>>36765723
She's worried about doing too much too fast and causing us to explode and die. She probably planned out her content to take good care of us, nice and slow and romantic with well-timed release.

I sense the marriage proposal stream approaching buds. Has management finally allowed it? Maybe she's having second thoughts, not wanting to take things too fast with us?

>>36765935
True. She could make me fap to death with a snap of her fingers. Fortunately she's gentle with us.

fart shark

>>36766168
>implies apples make her fart
>tells us she bought 30 apples

>>36765976
It's going to happen, it's just a matter of when. She mentioned her eggs during the cursed cooking stream, probably because she's looking into arrangements to distribute her hundreds of thousands of eggs to us for fertilization.

two weeks since last member stream

>>36766341
That’s nothing compared to the princess asmr she talked about over two years ago… GOORAH PLEASE GIVE US PRINCESS ASMR.

>>36766445
You miss bratty. Bratty princess ASMR

Cloning an egg is actually extremely simple and even happens naturally (twinning). Therefore, we can have as many children with Gura as we want and it will put zero pressure on Gura's body.

>>36766252
This girl will never not make me laugh with absolute joy. Life is an abysmal hell, a waiting room for death. Yet she makes me laugh. What a blessed angel.

I want to touch Gura's naughty little lady bits.
I want to licky licky her tight smooth cunny cun cun.
I want to thrust my male lust into her itty bitty teeny tiny slitty. T u T

I just remember what she said about next year's
St. Valentine's Day. I'm not going to make it brothers.

>>36766839
night bud

I am the final Chumbud.

>>36767432
im still here

>>36767435
Nyo

The last chumbud will be the dessert

I need cute Guras.

Daki soon

>>36767898
finally made the decision that i CAN afford the daki. I'm a povo cunt, so the pillow itself plus the daki cover is a metric fuckton of money to me. But I'm gonna do it. Fuck knows how I'll explain it to visitors, but that's a problem for future me. Just gotta decide how soft/heavy i want the pillow to be.

>>36768040
You don’t need to explain anything, just kick them out if they try ti start shit.

I love this child

>>36768282
They were confused by my loli figures. They were like "Oh why don't you give one to your niece for her birthday?" Thought they were dolls or some shit.

>>36768368
My sister used to say stuff like that. Crap like “aren’t you too old for that” and “think about what sort of influence you’re having on your nieces and nephews.”

>>36768661
yeah cos of shit like that, you could walk through my house and not even know that i've been a weeb for 25 years. Then i see people with display cabinets full of figurines and other cool merch and shit. But then again, merch is just stuff that I don't need and I am a bit of a minimalist, hate having erroneous junk around. A daki would be useful though, because of the way i sleep on my side but need something between my legs. I'm still apprehensive about getting one. Maybe once i finally see the art.

Shark maybe tomorrow and very likely wednesday!

>>36768368
I hope Gura poses like this for us in 3D.

I'm new to all things /vt/ but Gura seems fun.
Any recommended videos/streams for getting into her?

I love Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN -Myth-

>>36768951
3D Live and Kirby.

>>36768951
GTA, bully

I love her more than anything!

I'm good now

Chumkeks you do know your oshi is a child right???

>>36769980
Yeah

>>36769980
But this is clearly an adult

GURA NOT TODAY I CAN'T FEEL IT IN MY DICK

サメちゃんマンコペロペロ

>>36770926
>Shark-chan pussy licking
yeah, me

>>36768951
DMCV

the gurer

Why does Gura make my dick so hard

>>36771175
Because you're a pedo.

>>36771200
based

>gura likes this

i envy child-sized people like Gura, she can sit with both of her foot on the chair, my legs are too long so i have no choice but sit normally with my foot on the cold floor, completely exposed to monsters below my table at night

>No delivery

>Today certification exam is going great, two more days to go
how is it going my fellow chumbies, seems chill today

>>36765723
She's never doing it. She wouldn't even play Wii Sports outside of a collab, and she's contemplating getting real exercise offstream meaning not wanting to exercise isn't the problem

>>36766792
Based and same desu
T u T

>>36766473
I want to see Gura pregnant with my child and lactating from her tiny swollen breasts though...

>>36772622
I want to watch Gura feeding our child

>>36772827
h..hot

>>36772827
ESL

>>36773218
Eating-out Same-chan Lovingly

>>36772827
Imagine fucking Gura while she's pregnant, getting the baby inside used to the feeling of daddy's cock...

>>36772827
My onaholes... T o T

>>36771952
Do you have the tracking number? Check with the carrier.

Gura Shion off collab
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1589939256675700738?t=sdho9uq6BgMDT7UXPJElrw&s=19

>>36773785
?

>>36773785
cripplechama...

>>36773785
Retard.

>>36773861
>>36773912
>>36773926
I'm insider Gura in japon

>>36773967
She is not, are you not tired of peddling this retarded rrat?
She won't go to japan.

sharks child poop in tokyo sewers T o T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtDxPaA6330

>>36773385
You have to say the baby would swallow it after her as a joke first to gauge her reaction THEN if its positive you can go from there

God I miss babysitting on a completely unrelated note

I miss babysitting

Chumbuds are just funposting and engaging in playful banter, they aren't actual... y'know...

Hino hino Gura doujin when

Gura bought a home worth over $600,000 this year.

>>36775152

>>36774906
we aren't?

>>36775202

>>36774906
Haha... yeah I wouldn't...

>>36775152
wow she can buy six whole mcdonalds burgers with that

>>36775152
gura wouldn't buy a home with current interest rates. her dad wouldn't let her

>>36775152
Proof?

do you think gura still uses the melon baller she bought

>>36775451
She can reasonably make a cash purchase

Fakebuds.. 9000 is a child in atlantean years.

>>36775709
This, it is well known that 1000 Atlantean years = 1 human year

she's 12 years old

>>36774906
I am, and I've accepted it a long time ago.

>>36774906
3DPD
except for HER of course

>>36775152
Gura doesn't need two sinks in her bathroom

>>36775525
no lol

Why doesn't Gura have good fellatio arts like Ina?

>>36776315
Gura does.

Gura is an adult woman-child who at age 9000 still struggling to cook, watches saturday morning cartoons, obsessed with Disney theme parks and likes old ass Barbie games.

pls gooruh may we have a tweet?

>>36776315
what?

I think about next year's MK tournament and I get excited. Our shark will be in the bigfish league

>>36777333
I hope she trains hard and takes the crown. Id be happy with top three since she could have had 2nd last year

What nickname would Gura give your ding dong?

>>36777364
I'm a huge weeb, no nickname for me, but she must address it with -sama.

>>36777363
She was definitely getting better since her first MK stream

>>36777364
Slick Willie with an ensemble on cheese.

>>36777333
>>36777363
The last whole training arc was kino as fuck. Her getting 4th place was unexpected, top 3 isn't impossible now