/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3615980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg
Do your daily Red Heart reps and daily diary entries!

>>3616151
>File is named Chammers_the_finalboss_Hololive.jpg
What good timing. I just finished making a post listing Haachama's feats a la VS debuts.
>>3616522

She can legit be the final boss of HoloAlt and it would still makes perfect sense.

>>3616151
Did it pass 4M yet, 10 is still a long climb away

So with EN releasing a Country Roads cover and Haachama singing it in the Lolichama stream why has Cover not unprivated her cover of it yet?

>>3618502
They put way too much money into that EN cover to get btfo by an ESL recording on her phone. Or there might have been a strike against the english covers just for using the song names

>that pic
Would you go in

Does anyone have a link to the bath stream?

>>3619436
Yeah it's in her community tab. You ARE a member and not a leech right anon?

>>3619602
I'm not a member I was but can't afford it rn because of college and irl shit.

>>3614032
Do you honestly think she learns anything from these exchanges?
>"Whats it mean?"
>silence
>moves on
You think she breaks out the fucking dictionary? Do you even watch her?

>>3619647
Then fuck off.

>>3620936
She has a few times, she had to look up poggers during that ASMR and it became her favorite word for a while

>>3618606
>Or there might have been a strike against the english covers
Manual strikes are a bitch but it is more likely than not than this happened

>Holo EN Management moves to secure rights to cover that song
>In the process the private the existing infringing covers to prevent electrical infetterence

It is not hard to get permission to cover a song: all you need is a "mechanical license" and the rate is about 9 cents per physical copy you plan to sell OR 7 cents per 1000 listens if you plan to put on a stream platform
> or ZERO if you plan to put it on Spotify because they pay so you don't have to

The problem with Youtube (and specially with Haachama's cover) is that if you make a MV for it ALL BETS ARE OFF.
Mechanical license are compulsory (the owner of the copyright has no choice but to take teh set rate) but it only covers the singing part.
You need a separate synchronization license to make a video with the song and the copyright owner can say "pay me a million dollars or get lost" and you have no recourse.

Here are some links

https://www.tuneregistry.com/blog/how-to-legally-record-and-sell-a-cover-song-in-3-steps

https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/posting-cover-songs-on-youtube-what-you-need-to-know


Some companies representing of the music industry grants blanket licenses for songs they represent, and that's why Holochicks can sing any song in a set list from nip's copyright representative.

>>3621322
>she had to look up poggers during that ASMR and it became her favorite word for a while
A great argument for retards to stop sending her new words. They risk contaminating her with such cancerous bottom of the barrel memes.

>>3615980
Mother of god, every time I look at the catalogue I end up cooming to the fucking haato thread's OP image because I get a boner that won't go away.
Please stop using these images, I don't even watch her.

>>3621658
I suppose but she keeps encouraging it. During her recent lolichama stream she kept reading the English shitposts in chat.

>>3621629
Thank you very much for posting this

If there's a lot of Engrish SCs, then of course Engrish will be said more often for their benefit. If you don't like it then send SCs in JP

>>3621322
it isn't even a word, though.

>>3626106
Language evolves. That's why the plays like Romeo and Juliet almost need an interpretation. You may not like certain phrases, but neither did our parents.

>>3619436
>>3619647
Check the hololive thread on /t/
>>3620995
Cope and seethe

>>3620936
Chat will sometimes explain the meaning of a word if she asks

Where are all the futa doujins of Haachama fucking Haato

>>3630850
I'd rather have Haato be the futa and have Haachama molest her and tell her that it will feel good in a minute.

I didn't watch the superchat reading since I had to go to a meeting. Did she say anything about streaming today?

>>3631110
Nope. Probably taking a break today.

>>3630936
>Haachama awakens Haato's lust then regrets it instantly

>>3631208
And before any rrats, haachama has taken a day off two weeks in a row since absences.

>>3630850
You fool! Haachama confirmed that Haato will be the top and Haachama will be the bottom.
https://youtu.be/8MtNLpWEhOc?t=970

(Yes I know in the "H" ASMR Haachama molests Haato but that's because Haato was sleeping so she was defenseless)

>>3630936
>>3631339
That's because Haato will strike back. Since Haato is S, while Haachama is M.

>>3631463
She did mention taking one day off every week, plus I vaguely remember her saying that Thursday is a busy day in her kindergarten.

>>3631606
>Don't peep the bathroom
too late

Dear godchama thank you for everything! Please keep providing happiness for everyone through the haachamessiah! amenchama

haachama sunday vid done, let's see if it makes it in

>>3635425
Godspeed anon.

>>3619602
Torrent it all you want. Just member her if/when you have the funds...

>>3619436
I won't give you a link, but hearing her speaking while brushing her teeth in that echoey bathroom while nobody was able to understand what she was saying was peak chamakino.

https://twitter.com/54BG/status/1392685524658229250
Retweet.

>>3638407
me drowning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LButyx65snY
【】

>>3638697
Haato?

>>3638697
Honestly I didn't expect her to stream today but nice.

>>3638697
Edit: GG

Why is Chammers constantly retweeting things like this? What does she want to tell me?
What is mean?

>>3640479
Membership sleeping stream soon.

>>3640479
You tell us what you think it means.

>>3640479
She wants to have sex with me, but she's too shy to message me directly

>>3622292
Then start watching her, anon. Become one of us

>>3638697
I knew it, it's a Tetris stream. The only game she actually likes lmao.

hell yeah tetris

hhhhhh

hhhhhhhaa

はあはあちゃまちゃまー

Don't forget to say buhi.

Haato tetris today

Her laugh is the only medicine I need

>Ringfit

Stream it haachama NOW

>Haben't played Tetris for 1 year
What did she mean by this?

Everything is fucking broken polmao

Does she usually use a pro controller for tetris?

>Justiceforhaachama
For fuck sake stfu EOPs

Haato...late joining eops wont get those numbers...you're killing your own chat...

>and the dentist told me that my tooth is prone to decay so its genetics so its even less for me to feel embarasse
>genetics
I mean...anglo+jap is like nightmare mode for teeth..

jesas that maneuver was dangerous

>>3641723
What does being eop have to do with not knowing that the numbers correspond to what's on stream.
Retards like yourself speak all kinds of languages.

>Still laughing when the story or joke is long over
I know that feel Chammers. I'm always the last one to stop laughing.

That's one hell of a missdrop

>>3641705
Did it show that she's using one now?

It's fucking horrid for tetris.

>Normally I don't really listen to what others are talking
kek

>after i don't pay attention at class.. i will get flashbacks from the teacher about the lecture, that's how I learn
haato works in mysterious ways

>Yagoo is a pro wrestler
Oh no

>>3641980
I thought the same
It's ok since there were no holofightz namedrops

>>3641911
Yeah, she had joy cons connected before she started playing but she switched

Don't forget, if you take your meds even once, Haachama will die.
Your schizophrenia is what keeps her alive. Now go and murder innocents. It's what she'd want you to do.

y-a-g-o-o
yagoo yagoo
let's go

>>3642047
yago

Guys, give it to me straight. Please just tell the truth. Especially you guys that can understand japanese and watched Haachama since her debuy. Does Haachama actually care about her ENfans? She seems to not do any english streams anymore. I remember she said she will but most of her promises are in the garbage now. The only time she use any english is when she wants to promote herself. Her streams are always exclusively japanese or have bits of english because she is forced to answer superchat. Is her returning to Japan the cause of her absolute disinterest in english? Does she really not found any use of english besides to make foreigners happy? I am absolutely devastated on how she basically used the ENfans as cannon fodder to reach 1M subs.

>>3642103
Are you really asking why a japanese girl prefers speaking japanese?

>>3642103
I saw a lot of bath stream and lolichama stream suggestions on the other member's and she did them, also fan content, so no, it's not that she doesnt specifically care about english fans, its just that her ideas in general come and go with the wind

KIMOCHIII

>>3642161
I expected she would fully utilise the inherent advantage of knowing english in her daily life against other japanese but she basically did the opposite. She decided that english was something like knowing how to use sign language. Something cool but not really used.

>>3642163
I saw those streams too but if you really watched it, 60% of the time she spoke in japanese. Even sometimes fully giving up on what she want to say in english because she can't fucking google translate sentences.

RAGE QUIT LMAO

Ragechama....

Haachama is good. But not good enough

Kneel and take your fucking meds

>>3642268
Beat every time by Yagoo

>>3642268
Mel anniversary in 10 minutes, she would've finished anyway

Sorry godchama is no more pray to Yagod please

>>3642272
>>3642276
Well done "Haato" HOWEVER

>>3642103
just learn Japanese :^)

That 99 double star yagoo guy killed me both times I got in :(

>>3642268
>>3642270
She said the stream would be a bit short at the beginning

>>3641656
Haato lost her memories (maybe they were erased?). She too forgot what happened in the COEXIST arc (Haato played Tetris once in February).

SEETHING

>>3642103
She cares. However, she knows that she talks like a child in English and can barely hold a conversation. She has trouble making jokes in English. You get to hear only part of personality in English. She is a terrible student and fickle with personal projects, so expecting her to improve any time soon is wishful thinking at best. If she went 'learn or died' mode like Coco did with Japanese, maybe she could progress faster. She would have to do it outside of her Hololive streaming activities, though.

>>3642289
Antichama wouldn't even tell me how long it takes to learn the language though...

>>3642293
Still hit her desk in frustration

It was a perfectly fine place to stop since Mel's concert was less than 10 minutes away

>>3642293
Even if she did plan to end on that match, a loss like that is still rage-inducing.

>>3642302
lmao
An attempt was made

>>3642316
>>3642323
I don't doubt that she was mad, but there's a difference between being mad at the end of a stream and ragequitting

>>3642306
Her english stream in aussieland is way better than anything she did right now. Please tell me the reason why if she just doesn't hate her ENfans?

In other news, 1st Gen 1 original song soon

>>3642386
It's easier to speak a language when you're already immersed in it. Also, she had enough free time to do both EN and JP streams daily.

Haachama why do you do this to me? My dick can only get this hard...

This was a Haato stream, but she didn't act much like the lore version of Haato. She just acted normal. Does that connect to the lore, or is it just a result of her not letting lore affect normal streams as much?

>>3642103
She stopped doing kusomaros because she didn't think ENfans would understand them

>>3642386
Language is easy to forget if you're not using it often (but also fairly easy to pick back up again if you go back to using it a lot). She isn't doing any collabs with HoloEN so she probably isn't using English at all besides during streams. She always has come off as self conscious and might find it embarassing to be streaming when her English skills are rusty, which combined with her lack of willingness to study means no English streams

>>3642464
Lore for today was she pretended to have not played tetris for the year. But honestly it was just a normal stream because she immediately talked about her dentist visit.

>>3642464
She just got back from the dentist and her mouth was kind of numb. So she was understandably a bit out of it. Please ahndastand brit + Jap genes mean horrible teeth.

>>3642103
https://youtu.be/RKVzWhm9U90

>>3642103
Aside from what other people said there was or is still some pressure on her specifically to stop doing so much EN content. I think that's over now and she's just playing it safe since she's acknowledging the EN girls exist again and even did that English karaoke

https://youtu.be/W0szWI6e87A

>>3642103
I'm pretty sure haachama hates her en fans

>>3642638
Wait. There was pressure on her not to do EN content? Where the fuck are you getting this bullshit from? Why would anyone pressure her to stop doing something that made her popular?

>>3642524
Yurotrash disinfo. British teeth are among the best in the world.

>>3642695
Some people hated horrorchama anon and that's directed to EOP

>>3642695
look through january content, she went from openly planning multiple EN collabs and doing at least an english stream a week to just complete cold turkey, leading up to that destressing karaoke before starting the lore

>>3642718
Yeah sure whatever bruv, go drink tea or soemething.

Haato ended her stream early to catch on Mel's 3D stream, also ragequitting because that shiranai ojiisan keeps bothering her on Tetris.

>>3642638
>there was or is still some pressure on her specifically to stop doing so much EN content.
Big audience may be overseas but big money is made locally through partnerships with brands, sponsorships and live shows.
It’s a no brainer, even
> cater to a million foreign retards that won’t add anything at all to the bottom line
> cater to 300k fags that actually buy at FamilyMart

>>3642685
well she was really quiet

>>3642685
Wtf is wrong with chocos mic??

>>3642843
>Family mart
I'm just happy I have a friend living in nipponland who I can ask to go pick up those collaboration items. Was even planning to maybe go watch the concert live but the Rona just fucks every plan I make.

does chama not like playing mainstream games?

>>3642842
So that's why everyone was ragequitting

>>3642843
Ironically if they had put those cards on booth they might have sold 6-700k copies. I'm just waiting for a new haachama shirt I can wear in public without exposing power level

>>3643014
She doesn't like RPG's and has stated she isn't interested in games she isn't immediately good at. Stuff like Tetris or other simplistic puzzle games grab her attention better.

>>3643014
She explains that she's kinda bad at games in general and only really enjoys Tetris.

>>3642695
>Haachama likes the joke people made about her and Coco being EN gen 0 so she starts saying she's Gen 0 and tagging her streams with #HoloEN
>Starts playing around in the EN minecraft server
>Makes a house next to Gura
>Gura immediately moves then fills Haachama's house with chickens 'as a joke'
>Haachama destroys all the stuff she made then says she was wrong the whole time about being EN gen 0 and kills herself before leaving the EN server forever shortly afterward (https://youtu.be/tJOyOUuhfkE?t=1412))
>Claims she left because her English isn't good enough and she'll be back after she practices and gets better and is officially recognized as EN Gen 0
>Sometime later Ame while showing around the ID members mentions that Haachama used to have a house there and says 'I hope she'll be back one day' (https://youtu.be/okuGibvAAJE?t=2025))
Yeah I'm sure that was entirely her own choice. Haachama sure did hate being on the EN server.

>>3642695
Same reason why you need permissions to fucking do anything on the EN server, absolute retardation.

>>3642695
The less EOP shit she does the better. They ruin everything they touch.

>>3643014
Might be her PC.
She only has a 1060

>>3643139
But why should Gura hate her? Some months after the EN server thing she even mentioned planning a collab with Chammers

>>3643500
Gura is a cunt behind the scenes and letting her inflated and misleading numbers get to her head. She is terrified that someone with actual talent hustling in on EN would outshine her.

>>3643500
What? Gura definitely likes Chamers and I think all of the ENs do especially Ame.

>>3643557
I dont know why ame and chammers hit it off so well. But then again they have similar personalities if you dig deep enough to notice.

>>3643681
Now that you mentioned it, that 1st collab really had Ame going full Onee-chan on Haachama. I fully expected full on memery during that time but I got something else.

>>3643070
>Ironically if they had put those cards on booth they might have sold 6-700k copies
Yeah right. Nip anime industry knows damn well how much foreigners are willing to pay for their stuff. That’s why they make zero effort to market overseas and dump it on middleman like Crunchyroll, Funimation and Netflix

>>3643543
>and misleading numbers
Imagine bearing this much salt

>>3644130
This much is true. While physical sales of DVDs and blurays are down in japan, they still perform the same if not better than their licensed counterparts combined. Probably moreso for niche merch like keychains and shit.

>>3644130
>buy merch from japan through some obscure retailer because they refuse to use amazon or ebay
>go through customer service hell because it's advertised as being sold internationally but the system doesn't recognize your gaijin mailing address
>takes 15 months to arrive
>wow americans sure don't like paying for stuff, bunch of poorfags

>>3643557
>Gura definitely likes Chamers
ogey

>>3644162
hey global c*ck, dont use my oshi for your EN shitposting

>>3642213
No fucking shit. English is fucking worthless in Japan. She never really liked studying it in the first place so it's only going to degrade further from now on. Good. Fuck EN streams. She's a Japanese streamer. If 99% of her streams aren't in Japanese something is wrong.

>>3643681
>hit it off so well
You're just seeing what you want to see.
These two can barely fucking communicate. There are always gaps between their conversations as they struggle to understand each other. It's just 2 girls leeching off each other.

>>3642103
You should be thankful she's still reading any of your retarded EOP comments during streams.

>>3644699
don't be fooled by the fear, all the ENs are haatons but chammers has been giving gura those hungry eyes for months now

>>3645848
get the fuck out, I'll take anti-chama over global faggots like you and I repeat. dont use my oshi for your EN shitposting you insecure fags.

only Ame is an honorable haaton because of the respect and genuine affection she shows for the chammers. everyone else dont seem to like her.

>>3644315
>wow americans sure don't like paying for stuff, bunch of poorfags
I'll use what is arguably the most successful japanese entertainment company in the US (Nintendo), one that pretty much cornered the market all the way back on the downfall of Atari 2600 days and that became synonymous with "vidya" in North America (both the Nintendo Entertainment System and Gameboy).

Despite the North America market being at very least 4x larger Nintendo fails to make even double the revenue they make in Japan.

They have to translate, localize, navigate the tax code, build and ship all the way across the Pacific to get a ***REVENUE*** not even 2x the one they get in Japan.
I wouldn't doubt if their net profit for the North America operation is below what they get in Japan.

And that's fucking Nintendo, again, arguably the most successful Japanese entertainment company in the west making a TRILLION (with a T) and a half yen total.

Imagine being a fly-by-night entertainment company like Cover, not even having made a BILLION (with a B) yet total in their whole history?
I would not spend a single cent on any foreign market with translations, localization or even ad and would ltierally disincentivize the talent to focus any energy away from Japan.

Weebs can find nip stuff on their own, EOP retards market is too expensive to get in for no return at all.

>>3646106
>everyone else dont seem to like her.
I remember Calli and Kiara collab with Haachama on overcooking.
No mutual comprehension at all, not even an attempt (like when Amelia collab with Roboco on APEX.

Haachama English is definitely not at conversational level at all.

How can we save antichama from his constant meltdowns?

>>3646471
remind him everyday of his inferior SEA heritage and that his japanese is on par with an EOP using google translate

>>3646106
your oshi is gura, you and anti-chama can both stop your cancerous tourism and go back to /jp/, moot made that containment board for a reason

I just want to watch and talk about a cute Japanese girl playing Tetris. Why is everyone so angry at each other?

>>3646876
watch a cute girl get destroyed by Yagoo?

>>3646905
He had to get revenge after the Coexist fucked him in the ring somehow

>>3646442
That collab was weird, the individual ones with Ame and Kiara were much better. It's more likely she just has a hard time talking to multiple people that are above her level

>>3646876
Please... Haachama is dead and I don't want us Haatons to kill each other either. Onegai, stop fighting...

>>3646905
Yagoo made her
Yagoo can destroy her

>>3646967
>It's more likely she just has a hard time talking to multiple people that are above her level
You're most likely right to be honest. That's what I think too. A conversation with just one partner is always easier than a group conversation, if I say so myself.

>>3646876
I just want to talk about haachama but these crossboarders overstayed their welcome after the hiatus ended, ignoring them didn't work either so all there is to do now is make them miserable

>>3646876
They aren't angry. They're mentally ill and desire attention, doesn't matter if it's negative. So they say whatever they think will rile people up, and they stay because it's working. The only thing they really hate is themselves.

>>3647051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrEt9H3zsa0

>>3646560
Hello inferior EOP. How much seanigger feet did you kiss today to get your daily fix? Oh what a pathetic sight you are.

Is it true that Haachama want to do lotion wrestling (?) ASMR(?) but management didn't allow her?

>>3647615
It was lotion Ring Fit, but yes

>>3647615
Yes. Such a shame we never got to hear her thighs with lotion ASMR

>>3647615
It was lotion ring fit that they shut down, it switched to lotion asmr because they waited until the last minute to shut it down like always and she had already bought the lotion

Reminder to be nice to your fellow Haatons, even antichama

>>3647615
It was a retarded idea anyway. It was an accident waiting to happen.

>>3647772
They just need to set up a studio at the office for all her wacky ideas

>>3642464
At this point the only reason she's keeping it up is to bait the retarded lorefags since they literally can't understand anything other than that shallow crap.

>>3647967
Ogey

>>3648013
Way to prove my point dumbass.

>>3648029
your point is stupid and nothing you've ever said has been worth responding to as if you're a human. have another ogey

>>3648088
Lorefags are literally retarded. QED.

>>3646626
out faggot. chop chop. no one likes you EN global faggots here.

>>3642386
I don’t know if you’re the one that asked this originally but no, she doesn’t hate the English fans. If it’s about her using the language less, just take note of what the other anons said, she’s in Japan so she barely has any chance to use English. I know that being bilingual Japanese is incredibly awkward and you can be made fun of for speaking in another language (it’s bizarre I know but this is a whole other topic) so she would be embarrassed to speak English around other Japanese. Basically she’s not in the ideal environment. But in the past few streams I’ve noticed her using it more and more, so yes, she does make a bit of effort to include English fans. I think she includes English fans more than any other Holos, who just pander at best. Her content changes on her channel with all the lore shit probably alienated other parts of her fan base too. You’ll feel like this no matter what kind of Haaton you are

That and she likely has ADHD. If she does things on a whim or can’t follow through on projects, don’t take it personally. Think about all of the collabs with holo members she doesn’t get around to. She doesn’t hate her English speaking fans she just is in a world of her own.

>>3647967
Nice rrat

>>3649378
>made fun of for speaking another language
Chammers (and presumably the people she interacts with) is an adult, only children do this (in any culture). Japanese adults to not randomly criticize one another for being bilingual.
>t. lived in tokyo

>>3649791
True, but she's extra sensitive to criticism around her english and probably thinks some of the memes are mocking her. Especially when some ESL makes a hamfisted pepeloni joke in his shitty fangame

new chama

>>3650444
Aloe...

>>3650444
Stop using the hololive reddit.

revive Haachama with red super chats

>>3650521
>implying
even if I did, these are worth saving

Justice for Haachama

>>3649378
>You’ll feel like this no matter what kind of Haaton you are
I don't. I'm fine with the schedule she has right now (yes, even the lore) and even if I don't love everything she does, I realize that this set-streams-every-week format is beneficial to her channel in the long run because there's a variety of different content for everyone (except gamertards I guess but who cares about them).

I'll be lying if I said I don't enjoy the English streams, mostly because of how cute Japanese girls are when they try to speak English. But Haachama is Haachama, she's one of the most unique vtubers out there. I can live without English streams. Though I'm not an EOP so I understand why others might feel differently.

Doesn't Youtube not like big channels changing their name?

>>3650803
they take away the verification when you do and it takes a few weeks to get back, the actual account ID doesn't change so it's not really a big deal unless you do it right after earning a milestone

>>3650803
Did she even have a checkmark on her channel before she changed her channel name to Haachama Ch. in like August 2020? I honestly can't remember.

I don't mind all those channel name shenanigans, but please just put a space in the middle of "Akaihaato"...

>>3650932
Akaih aato

>>3650952
Thanks, anon, now I want to die even more

>>3650932
RedHeart

>>3650932
>but please just put a space in the middle of "Akaihaato"...
But anon, don't you know? "Akaihaato" is actually the official name of the personality/character named Haato. Check out her playlists and tweets; she consistently writes the name like this. She's probably doing this on purpose (perhaps to differentiate the persona from the vtuber, as a separate entity/concept?).

>>3651123
No, she just has an 8 year olds grasp of English and can't write very well.

>>3651168
no spaces in japanese either, that's probably the correct way to write it since haato is the JP only persona

>>3651262
well she should then just write in Japanese like Fubuki

>>3651348
kanji is hard prease understand

>>3650932
>imagineusingwhitespaces

>>3651168
I don't know man, surely even someone with like 1 month of English lessons would know that you usually separate your first name and last name in English. And Haachama lived in an English-speaking country for years, there's no way she's not aware of this. She's almost for certain doing it deliberately, even if it's for stylistic purposes. Like how part 3 Dio is written in all caps for example.

Cover always recognizes her as Akai Haato

>>3651168
Nope. Look like these old videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-_aVb1lYbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3HOd6vkENo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLCcomFf8Yc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4vIw_NqFcc

There's a space between the names. She even knew to put first name first in one of them. She's purposely writing it with no whitespaces in the more recent videos.

>>3651703
It's a subtle difference, Akaihaato is the one with neck stitches

>>3651168
>she just has an 8 year olds grasp of English and can't write very well.
Nope. Look at these old videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-_aVb1lYbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3HOd6vkENo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLCcomFf8Yc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4vIw_NqFcc

There's a space between the names. She even knew to put first name first in one of them. She's purposely writing it with no whitespaces in the more recent videos.

>>3651785
Early Haato was so cute

Mouse pad when?

>>3651773
OOOOH, I never looked at it that way.

>>3651773
>Akaihaato is the one with neck stitches
While this makes sense in theory, this is debunked as the title of this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzz35N-GeMM

uses Akaihaato even before the neck stitches even happened.

If anything, Akaihaato is more likely to be the Haato that "came back" after Haachama took over imo. Might or might not be the exact same "Haato" from debut but that's another matter.

>>3651962
the haato from debut is buried beneath 7 layers of irony, she probably doesn't even remember how to be that character

>>3651459
Cover doesn't like to acknowledge Haachama

>>3652068
I mean, yeah, but then we have her birthday goods: https://hololive.booth.pm/items/2270139

Why Haachama doesn't use her secondary youtube and twitter accounts as part of her lore?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHj_mh57PVMXhAUDphUQDFA/videos
https://twitter.com/akaihaatosub

>>3652758
Why Haachama doesn't use her secondary youtube and twitter accounts as part of her lore?
She probably forgot about them to be honest. She has not made a single tweet from the account for over a year now.

>>3653068
Yeah, also there's not much she can do other than changing the names around. The real question is when she's going to get other holos in on the action for the story of the month

>>3642013
What if she is the one giving out the meds?

>>3653230
she's known to kill herself on a regular basis, you can't fall for it

>>3649379
Nice cope.

Lorefags overanalyzing shit when it's been proven over and over again that she gives zero thought to this. When the fuck are you idiots going to learn? The dates on the calendar mean nothing. Her tower in minecraft is only named Babel because it sounds cool. There is no fucking meaning to her name not having a space in it. None of this matters because she doesn't care.

>>3657794

I hope she takes it to the edge and has a live2D made for yagoo then beheaded on stream to show she means business

>>3657937
Find someone else to project your autism and inferiority on to.

Post more sexy Haachamas please and thank you

So basically, schizo only streams are gonna be on Mondays and the rest of the streams are normal/have some schizo shit in it. I do not mind that.

>>3658567

>No one requests for her to slide her butt down against the plastic screen door

>>3659995
https://youtu.be/evCyTDYJihQ?t=32
Would've been great to hear this during bath ASMR

>>3660118
UUUOOOOOOHHH Rika-chama

All of you are degenelates

Kind of surprised she didn't want to see other people's teeth after hers had cavity, like the stinky feet incident

>>3660215

>>3660215
>Give your sexiest design to a degenelate JK from Australia
What was going through Yagoo's head?

>>3659995
Fucking christ I want to live in Haachama's fat ass

>>3660607
I want to die under Haachama's fat ass

Thicc thighs save lives
and we know they're thicc since she mentioned it during Bath

>>3660692
Imagine how sweaty they get on a hot summer day. Her thighs would probably stick to the chair

>>3660826
>Imagine how sweaty they get on a hot summer day. Her thighs would probably stick to the chair
She did say "you don't want to be my chair since you'll be drenched in my ass sweat" in the LOLICHAMA stream after all.

>>3660996
I definitely want to be her chai- even better, her panties and be soaked in it

>>3660826
>Her thighs would probably stick to the chair
Her thighs would definitely stick to my face and I will gladly prove it

>>3660996
>chama's sweaty ass
Conceptualize the aroma

>>3631611
kindergarten?

>>3661124
To relearn English

>>3660996
>you don't want to be my chair since you'll be drenched in my ass sweat
I don't believe she said this but I want to believe it. I also want to be her panties.

>When you send Red Superchat, and it's like you're buying her underwear when she uses that money for it

>>3661148
>oshiri no ase
https://youtu.be/o2a_zc6-71Y?t=2270

>>3661144
very cute. i actually like her english but i get why she'd want to go to kindergarten

>>3617418
also, unless she resolve the scraped(?) time travel arc said action can being consider one of her no-meme (not so much like rainbow noodles or bamboo worms) weakness or at very least a big debuff

>>3642013
nutting untill exhaustion counts?

>>3661269
It's fine. When she becomes GODCHAMA, she will no longer be affected by rainbow noodles and bamboo worms, just like how she conquered Korea spicy noodles in January this year. Probably.

>>3642695
JENMA HATE

>>3657794
What's that? Keep overanalyzing lore? Alrighty.

Back in the Coexist arc, it was hard to tell if Haachama and Haato were split personalities or separate people. She clearly settled on the latter by the end, but there was still evidence of them sharing a body that couldn’t be explained away. But now, Haachama’s death finally made me realize what’s going on.
There’s been two Haachamas the whole time: one who has her own body, and one who shares Haato’s body. To be precise I don’t think of the one in Haato’s body as a split personality, but as a kind of disease that takes Haato over from time to time. Haato did claim to have Haachama Syndrome one time in a Minecraft stream. I’m pretty sure she was spitballing ideas and that one didn’t stick at the time, but now it’s back. Haato likely has this syndrome because of something Haachama did to her, or maybe just overexposure to her. Haachama has talked about turning people into Haachama before. I always assumed that was just a figure of speech meaning she’ll make them go crazy, but it seems it was literal.
So when REVIVAL happened, I originally thought that Red Heart (who I now think is GODCHAMA) killed Haato and erased Haachama’s memories of her. What actually happened was the complete opposite: GODCHAMA killed Haachama and erased Haato’s memories of herself. This made it easy for the Haachama Syndrome to take full control of Haato, and that’s who was streaming from REVIVAL up until the last cooking stream. This is why Haachama was wearing Haato’s outfit in REVIVAL, to show that this is “Haato’s Haachama” instead of the original. Why things went like that and why Haato’s memories are now back I don’t know. GODCHAMA works in mysterious ways; some say that not even she knows what she’s doing. The best I can come up with is that she either didn’t do a good enough job of erasing Haato’s memories, or she purposefully gave them back so she could keep working on Babel.
Now we can get to the recent happenings. Haachama didn’t die during the last cooking stream, she was already long dead. The Haachama that ate the sushi was in Haato’s body, and the shock of eating it woke Haato up and put her back in control. That Haachama is still alive inside Haato; she’s what caused Haato to shortly lose control and try a bite of the sushi herself. Also, Lolichama still being around proves that she’s living in Haato’s schizo head too, rather than Haachama’s. I guess she could still be a separate person, but the original Lolichama stream is one of the ones that suggested to me that one body was being shared.
>Do you actually think she planned this much?
No, I think most of this is the result of her throwing ideas out first and making sense of them later, but at least some of it was planned. Honestly, thinking that she does absolutely no planning is just as stupid as thinking she’s been planning everything since her debut. I don’t doubt that she chronically leaves shit until the last minute, but do you really believe that she doesn’t think about the lore at all between streams? It wouldn’t be hard for her to plan at least a few things in advance, all she really needs is an idea she wants to work towards.

>>3661820
>forgetting that, somewhere, exist an army of chamas
how many times godchama would keep killing all the chamas out of here?

>>3661820
BASED

Also, "Haachama Syndrome" sounds an awful lot like Hinamizawa Syndrome, which is a disease from Higurashi. And just what was the closing scene in the REVIVAL stream?

https://youtu.be/MdLvuLaoWvs?t=1820

Good job of writing a convincing theory btw.

>>3661820
BASED.

Also, Haachama Syndrome sounds an awful lot like Hinamizawa Syndrome, a disease from Higurashi. And what was the closing scene of REVIVAL?

https://youtu.be/MdLvuLaoWvs?t=1820 (Volume warning)

Good job on writing a solid theory btw.

>>3661820
>There’s been two Haachamas the whole time: one who has her own body, and one who shares Haato’s body.
So the Haachama from all the way back from 2020 till the end of the Coexist arc (and the 2 weeks after REVIVAL) was the Haachama created by Haachama Syndrome all this time, and the Haachama that went back in time (time travel arc) & got killed in REVIVAL was Haato's actual sister (who has her own body)?

I don't see any obvious logic flaw from this, and there are 'evidences' that line up with this too. e.g.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88909299

(this art depicting 2 Haachamas was her Twitter banner for a while, extending into the current arc, before she changed to the current one)

But holy shit, the implication from this is insane and I honestly wish this becomes canon somehow.

>>3661820
>Haachama has talked about turning people into Haachama before. I always assumed that was just a figure of speech meaning she’ll make them go crazy, but it seems it was literal.
Actually, we have these videos:

https://youtu.be/bF8TesmjfTo?t=108
https://youtu.be/aEsb4wSZybo?t=19

Seeing that pretty much everything featuring hololive members is canon by deductive reasoning:
https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:SuperBearNeo_X/Hololive_Explanation#.22Canon.22_In_Hololive

And that Haaton is used to present fans of Haachama, we can conclude that people turning into Haachama isn't a joke and it's something that she can actually do. So yeah, you're right about this too.

>>3663233

>>3663286
Not only does this support the >>3661820 theory, but it also proves that "the world was overrun by Haachama" ending (which probably means everyone becomes Haachama) of this Hologra episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_9xsmRez4Y&t=66s

is a theoretically possible timeline, giving more evidences for the "everything featuring hololive members is canon" law.

This gives rise to the Hololive Multiverse Theory™, which states that HoloAlt is canon too and it shares the same multiverse as the main hololive canon, but just in an alternative universe where hololive characters have different origin and backstories, similar to Undertale and Deltarune.

>>3663286
Not only does this support the >>3661820 theory, but it also proves that "the world was overrun by Haachama" ending (which probably means everyone becomes Haachama) of this Hologra episode:
https://youtu.be/i_9xsmRez4Y?t=65

is a theoretically possible timeline, giving more evidences for the "everything featuring hololive members is canon" law.

This gives rise to the Hololive Multiverse Theory™, which states that HoloAlt is canon too and it shares the same multiverse as the main hololive canon, but just in an alternative universe where hololive characters have different origin and backstories, similar to Undertale and Deltarune.

>>3661248
What does Haachama's butt smell like?

>>3663851
My dick and semen

>>3663851
pepeloni

>>3663851
The more important question is how does it taste

>>3663851
After reading the lore posts above this made me laugh.

tfw bathing alone without the bath ASMR will never be the same

>>3668000
God I want haachama to sit on my face

>>3668000
I want to bury my face in those folds

Usseewa studio version when though?

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1393102430804484097
No stream today it seems. Rest well Chammers!

Haachama is well past good enough for me. What do I need to do to become good enough for her?

>>3671690
Unfortunately, you're a degenelate
She knows it
We know it
How do you become good enough for a goddess?
A mere mortal has no hope.

>>3671858
But she's a degenelate too. The kind that bullies you, says KIMOII, but secretly gets aroused by it.

>>3671690
>>3671858 is right, you need to follow her instructions to ascend if you want to have any chance

Chammers is overweight and not paying attention in class at uni. This girl needs a life coach.

>>3672529
She has flashbacks so she learns anyway. Believe in Chammers.

>>3668000
God I want to feed haachama a westernized diet and make her into a fertility goddess

I don’t know why but I feel annoyed about HoloEN having a country roads cover and Haachama’s is just gone. I get it, it was done previously without permission but it just rubs me the wrong way because I associate it with Haachama, the MV had so much soul and meaning because she posted it when she left Australia. It’s like her connection to the place as well as to Japan.

Like she doesn’t own the song obviously and they’re not co-opting it or anything but I don’t get it, why this song, why after Haachama’s is gone

>>3673107
At least she has the other Country Road song she sung

>>3672529
More Ring Fit Adventure from her would be nice
She loses weight
We hear her sexy breathing

>>3672132
https://streamable.com/dfzf73

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJTJX1kXe4
Gen 1 song

>>3673500
>prefers doing schizo garbage to promoting her own 3rd anniversary concert
Some fucking """"Idol"""" she is.

>>3673639
Based eldricht Chammers being over some triffling mortal matters

>>3673824
She's girl, not a god.

>>3673500
Literally everyone has retweeted, quote tweeted or otherwise promoted the song. What's Haachama doing? Sending out a tweet shortly before release that today is a rest day so she can dodge her responsibility.

Why is she so chuu2??

>>3674197
>We've been spending so long working on this, please look at it!
>H: lmao
That costume is real cute though, I wonder if she'll be wearing it for streams

>>3674428
It's probably going to be a 3D only costume that debuts at the concert like Aqua's princess costume, if anything.

>>3674510
When is "Haachama" getting a 3D though? I really like the goth dress.

>>3674510
I've always wondered why more holos don't use the 3D avatar approach like the Elite

>>3673500
Idol songs are always fucking boring. Are they really constrained to doing only idol songs?

>>3674601
Not soon enough, they were probably busy doing the ID 3Ds, and cover would be retarded to not have the ENs done or almost done by now. Maybe after that and the gen 2 debut

>>3674601
Alt outfits don't get 3Ds.

>>3674680
A lot of them have home 3Ds. Matsuri, Aqua, Shion, Marine, Noel, Coco just off the top of my head.

>>3674703
Get lost.

>>3673903
You say that like GODCHAMA isn't a thing. See, it totally fits her character!

Checkmate, atheists.

>>3673903
So what you're saying is, her followers are guilty of the sin of worshiping false idols?

>>3675005
Except none of them use their 3D, at all really
I think more should

>>3674941
But Migopi...

>>3675160
>False Idols
Heh

>>3673903
>She's girl, not a god.

>>3675321
Miko, like Sora, doesn’t even have 2D. She started with 3D

>try to talk about haachama in the /jp/ thread
>get told to fuck off and theres one or two spergs that have an aneurysm whenever shes brought up
I know the schizo stuff turned off a lot of people but come on

>>3675243
They do on occasion.

>>3646106
What about Ina?

>>3675679
>/jp/
Honestly, what did you expect?

>>3675679
She only has herself to blame.

>>3675830
Outside of here where else am I gonna talk about hololive outside of attempting to do my reps with nips on twitter? The rest of this board inundated to hell and back with epeith EN girls and I don't really watch them like that

>>3675849
I mean as long as she enjoys herself its fine

Is anyone else's desktop youtube notification for member content fucking broken? I had to check my phone to get them.

>>3675908
If you weren't already on /jp/ just let them rot, they've always been the worst board on this site. Just stay here and listen to red heart

>>3676009
It's fine on my end but it fucks up sometimes. Especially for member notifs. But yeah fellow pigs. Check the community tab for members

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJTJX1kXe4
the new 1st gen original is out

>>3676009
>Is youtube broken
Yes, they manage to keep their main features fucked, who knows how or why

>>3675908
Do your reps, don't slack off like Chammers.
You can also try ホロライブ thread here, it's slow but pretty nice overal.

>>3676166
small indie video host pls understand. Now if they would stop hiding half the features on their phone browser page that would be cool

>>3676268
I barely watch anime anymore so whenever the vtubers I watch eventually quit I will feel like I wasted however long I spent learning Japanese.

>>3676268
Fair enough, I've been slacking like her long enough

>>3676321
If flights are still cheap this is your chance to go to japan and lock in that language knowledge, find your waifu too

>>3675908
>I mean as long as she enjoys herself its fine
You're right. There will always be haters whatever you do. It's much more important to do what you enjoy than to give a crap on what others think, as long as what you're doing isn't morally wrong. And we know Chammers genuinely enjoy creating lore and stories, from both her behavior and what she told us at the end of the coexist arc. So all the power to her.

God I love Haachama

>>3676627
need haachama

>>3675679
Her lore arc has heavily filtered all of the worst shitters so that's only a good thing. Only true devotees remain in this welcome house of HAACHAMA.

>>3676711
Yes, in return she's gained a bunch of retarded mouth-breathing EOP newfags such as yourself. What an accomplishment.

>3676851
filtered IQlet

>3676851
SEAnigger lol

>>3676877
I'm haaton and I'm Singaporean

>>3676865
>>3676877
t. outed EOP newfags.

>>3676896
do your part and control this flip

>>3676931
We do control flips with an iron fist since shock collars are too inhumane for these animals.

>>3676851
>mouth-breathing
What's wrong with mouth-breathing? Your mouth is actually at breathing than your nose, especially when your nose is blocked or when exercising. How is that insult?

>>3676877
>SEAnigger lol
Well, at least that makes sense.

>>3676851
>mouth-breathing
What's wrong with mouth-breathing, lol? Your mouth is actually better at breathing than your nose, especially when your nose is blocked and when exercising. How is that an insult?

>>3676877
>SEAnigger lol
Well, at least that makes sense.

>got a heart from haachama on youtube
later virgins

>>3676449
>find your waifu too
Naruhodo ne...

>>3677122
>I want the foreign oji-san audience
I will now buy your shirt

>>3677108
Heh I got one too faggot. She really should just rest though goddammit Chammers.

>>3677122
Nice "translation" seaniggers. Either that or it's intentional click bait.

Almost everyone got a heart Yea I got one too

>>3677167
Every time haachama says rest she means stay up until 6 AM masturbating to her own lewds on twitter, this is normal

All the retards commenting like she's their girlfriend makes me fucking sick.

>>3677278
Nah, she ERPing with me while masturbating

>>3677300
Shes the one enabling it, take it up with her

>>3677300
It makes me sick too since she's my wife and all

>>3677278
Chammers...
>>3677300
Can't be helped really. I just hope they would stop with the MUH QUEEN thing.

>>3677193
"attraction" is too strong a word but she does find it cute/admirable

>>3677300
But she is my girlfriend even if she doesn't know it yet.

>>3677357
Then why don't I see any Japanese comments like that? It's exclusively an EOP thing.

>>3677300
She is though, there's a split haachama personality for every haaton. Also every stream is personalized

>>3677378
It's intentionally misrepresenting what she said, something a lot of these trash translation channels do.

>>3677395
You don't understand japanese

>>3677403
Heh

>>3677478
I don't have time to deal with you EOP trash. I've destroyed your ass too many times already.

>>3677193
https://youtu.be/-fXdBUBXd5o?t=170

>やっぱね、日本語喋ってる外国人可愛いんだよね!はあちゃまは本当に日本語カタコトに喋ってるね、海外ニキに弱い!

Not click bait, but she didn't exactly say what subtitles say either.

>>3677378
Correct.

>>3677493
>deflecting this hard
deepL and whatever bits of japanese culture you picked up from watching Tornadoes doesn't count

>>3677493
Antichama, be serious. Of course you have time.

>>3677395
Because you can't read Japanese well enough to understand them.

>>3677597
Projecting this hard again? Or are you suppressing all the multiple memories of getting BTFO'd to hell and back?

tfw he's just samefagging to try and stir up shit, after all he is schizo like the rest of us

>Chammers gave us a big red heart today
She injected us with meds again.

She's not even reading the shit she's giving likes to. One comment is asking if she'll play Monster Hunter with Watame. Everybody knows that's never going to happen in a million years.

>>3677403

>>3677485
>>3661820
>>3663286
>>3663849

DO I NEED TO TELL YOU GUYS HOW THIS IS ALSO CANON?

>>3677858
All that matters is that I got a heart from Chama.

>>3677858
Hope she's at least reading the ideas since she doesn't know what she wanted to do tomorrow and not just the gosling comments

>>3676851
I'll take them over you any day

>>3678246
Of course you would, you're one of them.

Why didn't Haato call Sora?

>>3681262
nobody answers the phone for haachama anymore

>>3681262
She's sleeping

>>3681470
Heh

(She's actually Akaihaato now but I'm just going to ignore that because that isn't as fun)

>>3681262
Haato....

You guys are STILL yelling at each other. Doesn't it ever get boring? Don't you ever get tired of it?

>>3682996
Yelling?

>>3682996
Some people just want to talk and antichama is willing to talk to you for hours, even if the only thing he wants to do is bitch about Haachama and call everyone else EOPs

>>3683150
Argument is probably the better word
>>3683198
He's more dedicated than I would be then. After repeating the same line 3 times I'd move on.

goodbye thread