/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

IRyStocrats not welcome

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

I might buy some Oreos

Gura loves me and even (You)!

>>36568987
dont

>>36568973
Smell check

Soon we'll get our Gura Dino Plushies, then we can rub the tummy for real.

>>36568975

>>36569027
But I need to compare my strength to Gura's by crushing them into dust

Cookies

behold, the gura!

>>36568975
You're not welcome

>>36569090
dude, any of us is stronger than gura unless you're also 140cm tall guy

>>36569156
Oh wow you actually found some art that includes Gura, well done!!!

>:3

>>36569128
Where are they going to explore?

>>36569156
very cute picture, i like it

IRyS is canonically the reason Gura joined Hololive, IRyStocrats always welcome in /ggg/

>>36569189
How new

>>36569227
each other's bodies

>>36569097
Those cookies are me. T u T

>>36569248
>"peepeepoopoo haha"

>>36569260
h-hot

every time I hear Gura's voice in a soundpost I start to miss her even more

>>36569322

>>36569248

>>36569149
tell me more about this adorable creature

>>36569219
who are you quoting

You cant make me uoh, its impossible

>>36569219
rubrubrubrubrub

>>36569383
Canon

>>36569390
It's my wife

>>36569396
rubrubrubrubrub

Gura, IRyS, and Fauna should all have sex, with me.

>>36569390
the gura is a cute. A CUTE!!

>>36569390
I want to rape this creature

>>36569219
bout to drop it like an asteroid

>>36569383
groomed from the very beginning...

I can't believe Gura ended the internet, and we're all imagining theses posts because we haven't taken our meds.

I love this creature, the shart

>>36569390
She's 70% of the cause of my sexual frustrations.

would you eat gura's christmas feetloaf

>>36568934
>ame streamed during her break because she missed fans
>Fauna did the same
Guys should I have hope that gura will follow suit?

>>36569675
*toots*

>>36569473
rubrubrubrubrub

>>36569749
she doesn't have her pc and/or internet. go figure.

I adopted a shark around this time last year

I think Gura might actually be really cute. Thoughts?

>>36569726
this is some actual cursed food

I love Gura the most!

>>36569815
It requires more investigation, but you might be onto something

>>36569798
...twitter space?

>>36569815
May I ask for proof?

Goofy shark about to headbutt your teeth

>>36569923

>>36569219
What song is she getting ready to play?

>>36569749
>ame streamed during her break because she missed fans
lol
lmao
>Fauna did the same
she only said she was gonna be gone for a couple days retard, today was on cue for her to return. she even has a stream planned for tomorrow and all next week.
>will gura follow suit?
nope

>>36569818

>>36569797
Is this Gura tummy rubworthy

>>36569961
I miss when we got random creative intros

>>36569804
based.

>>36569900
she was entertaining the idea
even said sometimes she's in bed and starts missing us and almost starts one

>>36569749
I just hope her break won't be month-long like she suggested, 2 weeks tops.. I don't know if I can handle a full month of no Gura

Tweet doko?

>>36569156
I hope to see these 2 in a collab again, they have cute untapped chemistry

>>36570046
I'm going to be rubbing something else to this image.

>>36569749
>ame streamed during her break because she missed fans
>ame streamed during her break because she ran out of condom money
ftfy

>>36570104
are you kidding they have 0 chemistry, at best they seem to mildly irritate one another

>>36570046
My onahole factory. T u T

>>36570071
If she missed us she'd just do it
Actions speak louder than words

>>36570095
she said 3-4 days, where the fuck did you pull 2 weeks from?

>>36570104
I feel like they were scratching the surface during the few hours they played Rust together. There was some awkwardness but they share a lot of similarities.

>>36570172
I'm talking about her winter break

>>36570046
Too jiggly. That's for poking or using as a pillow.

>>36570136
Based, always remember: This is the anti-thread

>>36569706
Children are not allowed to have such thicc tights

>>36569961
sigh... she's so cute. why does this fact make me both happy... and sad?

>>36570104
Rust was great, and so were their interactions in Big Brain games. I want MORE

>>36569749
Her break is "planned" to be so short that if she streams on the weekend she didn't actually left, it will be just the Friday stream pushed to Saturday/Sunday

>>36569749
>that random karaoke stream
you know Ame is doing her usual "love bomb my idiot fans so I can do another group male collab soon" shit again, right?

>>36570261
>computer HIRyS?

>>36570167
you tell her sis!

>>36570104
Yea it was great, they need to hang out more often. Play some Phasmo with her Gura!

>>36570240
Atlanteans are all cunny but their hips are a sign of fertility.

>>36570167
DAS RIGHT

>>36570046
tummypunchworthy!

>>36570167
GURA FUCKING HATES US

Boo!

>>36570329
IRyS wants to play the co-op RE games and I wish she'd play with Gura

>>36570378
AHHHHH

>>36570433
I'd kill for a fucking RE5 coop collab

>>36570378
Boo!

>>36570488
Fauna is going to be playing it with her I think. I'd say hope for RE:6 but I assume Fauna would play that again too

Gura will return with Scorn I'm sure of it

Gura's pissed in diapers

>>36570378
rubrubrubrubrub
>>36570438
RUBRUBRUBRUBRUB

>>36569396
Bring that tummy over here~

>>36570545
>Scorn
no pls

>>36570494

>>36570539
Fauna is easier to get into a collab and more likely to do a series of collabs than Gura would be.

>>36570674
All 3 of them should have sweaty sex

Pokemon stream soon, and I'm surprised Gura didn't play it when she was growing up. I hardly knew any kid who played video games and didn't own a few versions of pokemon. My first video game was pokemon yellow, even. It was the biggest thing since sliced bread.

>>36570699
yeah with me

>>36570703
I was never big on Pokemon and even I played Silver back in the day.

>>36570716
preferably me

>>36570703
I love Pokemon, but I'm glad she doesn't force herself to enjoy them and only goes as far as she has fun with them.

>>36570539
>I'd say hope for RE:6
Why in God's name would you hope for 6 of all things

>>36570703
I like how pokemon has some of the cutest girls in existence. Shame they're attached to pokemon.

>>36570433
That would be cool, I want to see them do the boulder punching part.

>>36570833
Its even stupider and theres a samechan in it

>>36570703
I don't really like playing Pokemon all that much but I wouldn't mind seeing her play it. Play alot of it, even. It sounded like chat was worried about that when it came up and I dunno why, worst case we get to hear her chat a bunch while playing.

>>36570951
I created a team of almost all shinies and bred them to have perfect stats waiting for the Gen 4 remakes to come out and when they finally came out I couldn't fucking use the team I'd created for almost a whole fucking year.
It totally took the steam out of me

>>36570703
she's not really into rpg games anon.

gurass

>>36571058
I'm definitely not into jrpgs but pokemon for some reason always struck a chord with me

>>36570494
I would this ghost! UOH

>>36570333
Flat chest + thicc thighs and hips is the ideal female body type

>>36571240
cunny has really awoken my hips and ass fetish that laid dormant within me

>>36571061
I want to touch gurass

>>36571092
ii was too old when pokemon came out. I'm llike coompletely seperated from the generation. It's lonelly. I'm like the only genXer on the internet.

>>36570494
IS THAT A

I don't feel like gooming today.

>>36568934
Holy cute

>>36571415
no Gura, no goom

>>36571477
but her cunny still exists right now, in this instance. Her little butthole probably brapped too within the last 24 hours. How can I feel like not gooming. Somethings wrong.

I miss her.. I miss her so much..

>>36571352
My parents are barely Xers, and I'm an inbetweener, too young to really be considered a proper millennial and too old to be a zoomer. I find it hard to identify with either core millennial or a lot of the zoomer stuff that's come out.

>>36571624
It's hard to identify with Xers too, none of them use the internet, even know what anime is, they all have kids n shit, they live in a completely different universe. I don't fit in anywhere.

>>36571352
I was 7 when it first came out good time to be a kid, do the following generations have something comparable to the Pokemon craze? I feel like people move on way too fast now for things to take hold like they did then, or maybe I'm too old to keep up now.

>>36571624
Is Pokemon really a millennial thing? I stopped playing them after the original gold and silver. I remember younger me feeling scammed because the game felt the same as blue and red.

>>36571748
I would say mid/late millennial thing to early zoomer was when pokemon was peak in pop culture. Basically if you were born in the 90s

>>36571830
I was born in 88. I remember it being popular in elementary school.

I can't wait for the Hellboy watchalong when its public domain in like 54 years

>>36570703
fuck yeah dude, mine too. those were the days, coming home from school, sit in the corner of my room next to the socket in the wall with my purple gameboy color plugged in and play pokemon all day

>>36571944
She could just do a regular watchalong

>>36572025
I don't wanna have to pirate the movie for that though

>>36570053
this gura we dont find it half as autistic as we do entertaining bring them back

>>36572011
Or trying to play it in the car at night and needing passing street lights to see the screen. My brother had the purple one too, and I had the teal one

Gura should play superior pokemon, but yeah it it sucks when you only had one-time permissions

I feel like a clown for trusting her and getting myself betrayed again

Why do none of the shark girl themed nsfw audios not have the VA sound like gura...

>>36572138
>Mystery dungeon
HOLY BASED
Did you cheat on the quiz?

>>36572111
YES haha, i got lucky and my dad bought me pic related pretty soon after i got my gameboy but i remember trying to fish for any kind of light during drives home from relatives late at night

>>36572260
Don't we all?

>>36572448
My first ever playthrough of Time I got treecko without cheating and It was meant to be
every other playtrhough?
I wanted riolu....

>>36572344
I'm so jealous man, my parents wouldn't buy those for us. Had to live with the dark screen until we got our GBAs

>>36572280
This brat...dropping things left and right! I ought to correct her!dskpdn

>>36572524

>>36572524
Hi gura correction lessons at 10
xhvsk

Is Gura secretly a brocon?

>>36573064
Yes and she's into DDLG.

Gura's next themed asmr should be succubus rimjob

i lost everything 3 years ago. everything. all of it. gone. every bridge burned, every path to the future destroyed. utter isolation and stagnation. and then i found her.

>>36569675
hoocha huhaha

>>36571701
don't worry bud i'm also here

>>36573783
yeah thats checkmate gg

>>36573783
Gura's voice is heavenly. Such a good song.

>>36573339
and MDLG

How does gura memorize the japanese that she sings without fully understanding the language. Like that is a hell of a lot of random japanese syllables to just memorize.

>>36574025
Its actually not that hard. I'm fucking useless at the language but can single Judgement from Yakuza almost perfectly from just mimicking it due to the amount of times I sang the song ingame

>>36573783
>spell color correctly
>put an e at the end of it anyways
why are japs like this....

>>36574025
autism. plain and simple.

Experiencing mild Gura withdrawls, but I'm still OK.

>>36574025
You don't memorize anime openings?

>>36574025
the connection between singing and language is limited at best.
https://jnnp.bmj.com/content/jnnp/40/3/221.full.pdf

>>36574150
I'm adhd and the opposite of autism, so my memory is fucking retarded. I can memorize music itself really well, but not japanese lyrics. Same with the names of anime and the characters in anime, I can never remember shit. Like I can remember Uzamaid, but not the full name of the anime, or Sweaty Erotic Pingpong girls, but can't remember Shakunetsu no Takkyuu Musume, cos that's just a collection of random syllable gibberish to me.

>>36574025
Japanese as a language has less sounds then English, and most of the sounds are sounds that already exist in English.

Would Gura eat paint by accident

>>36574423
She'd do it intentionally

Saw this cool looking fanart. I guess I have a new show to watch this weekend

>>36574423
I wouldn't trust her to not eat it on purpose. All those tasty colors, and barely controlled pica.

>>36574130
It's the French/Italian spelling. Tricolore is also the name of the French flag. It makes sense because this is the song description:
>“A classy tune with a flair of samba, as if flying direct from France to Brazil, with a trio of the finest flight attendants around!”
At least they don't add a 'U' like the bongs like you said
>>36574025
Japan has way fewer vowel sounds than English. It's extremely easy to learn Japanese pronunciation

>>36574423
if you told her it was goom, yes

>>36574485
mmm blue

>>36574486
yeah i have no issue with the pronunciation, that's easy. My brain just turns long words that are a mess of syllables that I can't memorize. It's like staring at a long string of numbers that don't mean anything and trying to memorize it. I'm the same with long linear sets of instructions, I can never remember more than 3 or 4 instructions before I get lost. I have ways of getting around that problem, but it still makes me virtually useless as a human. But then again, flash a map in front of my eyes for 1 second, and I'll memorize the entire thing. Fucking stupid shit brain.

>>36574486
>spell color correctly
>put an e at the end of it anyways
why are the frogs like this....

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>36574528
I been painting my pergola lately, and even though it's a shade of grey, the paint does look awfully tasty. Smells good too.

>>36574593

>>36574729
There's always a way to apply your skills in a valuable way, anon. Don't beat yourself up too much
>>36574738
Okay that's based

>>36573783
tfw this is still looping.

Gawr Gura? more like Sgawr Sgura.

>>36574738
thing is, color looks like it would be pronounced kullorr rather than kuller. Colour is a much better spelling because it tells you how to pronounce the lour bit. Same with Neighbour and all the rest.

>>36575073
what mental illness is this?

>>36575073
Whenever I see "colour" I hear it as "kullooer" in my head rather than "kuller".

Damn it Gura, why'd you have to sing Girl Fromm Ipanema so many times, I'm trying to find the particular one where nailed the Portuguese part.

Here, have another wolf knot edit
https://files.catbox.moe/6nzaue.jpg

I want a gura

>>36575324
well i'm aussie so i say Kullah.

>>36575343
Thank you.

>>36575306
being br*tish

>>36575343
what actually happens when dog sperm penetrates a human egg? Like I know nothing happens, but I wonder what happens mechanically and chemically. Like at what point does the egg realise something is wrong? Kek. And why is beastial deflowering so hot, i hate being a male sometimes.

the flag matches gura's ka-loors but it's sad that you can't see the cen-tray of the flag

Gurassic Dork

>>36575465
yeah nah it's far worse mate. It's a terminal case of having a big australian dick. ya cunt.

>>36575547
center/centre and theater/theatre are used really inconsistently here, so no one knows which one is right anymore.

>>36575547
Gura will never be Br*tish

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>36575546
it doesn't penetrate the egg, nothing happens, there is no period of the egg developing with a dog/human hybrid before the egg "realizes there's something wrong"

>>36571352
I was in my late teens when Pokemon came out and it was pretty impressive. Not just the uniquness and roster but back then FF was cool enough fitting in shit like "Fire beats Lightning on water" but the giant type web of Pokemon types was absolutely amazing in the era when normies didnt touch RPGs and loved stomping monster with their butts

>>36575846
how does the sperm know not to penetrate the egg? Or can't it penetrate the egg? Or is it the size of the sperm? Is the dog sperm smaller than human sperm? What about whale sperm?

>>36575547
Gura is the truest American in EN

>>36575745
well, -tre (like -our and -ise) is just a gesture of humiliation and submission to the french and you should wipe them all out. they are literally just french spellings, and there is nothing more below the surface than that.

>>36575343
Disgusting freak

Can a human impregnate a shark girl?

>>36576034
Yeah. That's how Gura was born.

>>36575546
Well, the egg only allows one sperm to enter usually, so perhaps it just doesn't allow it to enter to begin with if it's incompatible. I'm sure someone tested it.

>>36575963
>Cue Real America theme song and Gura compilation

>>36575891
my first girlfriend introduced me to FF, so I was right into FF7 at that time, but pokemon seemed like more of a kids thing. I was only slightly too old. But it sucks, I had no idea Pokemon would remain huge for the next 25 years. It was nuts in the 90's though, it was so fucking popular. If i was like 1 year younger, i would have probably gotten into it.

This is a child. You all want to mate with a child. You realize this right?

I think it's interesting how scared she was in Madison but breezed through Faith without getting too scared
To me Faith was unsettling as fuck and Madison was really cheesy

>>36576108
Fortunately my sperm will be able to enter Gura's egg. I loved her little egg teases on the handcam stream. That stream was so horny.

>>36575918
I know nothing of biology but here's my completely uneducated assumption, the proteins that cover the egg and sperm have to be compatible for fertilization to occur

I need a compilation of all the times Gura Got Grabbed

>>36575343
Belly rub emote spam in Monhun Rise soon.

>>36576204
Maybe because she didn't get to grow up with those really pixelated games of the 80's, dunno.

>>36576204
Faith being a pixel game probably had something to do with it

>>36576303
wonder if the proteins let aboriginal sperm through but not chimp sperm. Wonder where the line is drawn, the species line.

>>36576303
Atlanteans are hybridized humans much like Centaurs Minotaurs Catgirls Futa and Saytrs

>>36575918
I studied it once, but I forgot. There are chemical barriers that allow or disallow cells through, and the body operates on instinctive reflexes to alter those barriers. You'll have to pick up a biology textbook to learn more.

I hope gura is ok

>>36576078
Can confirm. I'm her daddy.

>>36576191
And she wants to mate with me

>>36576726
She's with me. I can confirm she's okay

>>36576726
Im feeding her eggnog and pumpkin pie right now with frequent tummy rubs, shes fine

>>36576726
She's in bed with me, we're watching Lord of the Rings

>>36576191
stop, i can only get this erect

>>36575615
>australian
LMAO cant wait till you arent allowed to buy Gura's daki

>>36576895
>>36576830
Thanks barbs.
If I may, a word of advice: try not to end your streams by promising that you're gonna stream "at least twice this weekend and next week". It makes it obvious what's happening when you don't follow through on that and it lines up witb Gura canceling a stream right after outlast trials beta comes out, fucking up her sleep schedule more and more and then ghosting her fans becasuse she has to "dissassemble her pc and stuff" and "not gonna have internet but might still have wifi". And then she leaves in a hurry without even cofirming anything. All while you're still radio silence after saying you'd definitely keep your streak of streams going.
Just, you know, better misdirection would go a long way

>>36577923
(you)

>ESL shitter back

>>36577896
they haven't been able to stop me before, they won't stop me now. They can pry my loli figurines and dakis out of my cold dead hands.

>>36577923
I told gura I told the circle and Ill tell you I will never stream, also whos barbs

>>36578032
He's not back yet, no. Last stream still a few days before outlast trials

gura does not get up to use the bathroom very much. no toilet use for this shark

i just realized i did not drink any water for 3 days straight. just drank a whole 1.5 L bottle in one go. drink some water niggers

Man, I just wanted to share cute fanarts and the retard took that as a chance to shitpost

>>36578338
I mean, she used her own shirt to wipe out her pees

Guys I think I am in love with Gawr Gura of Hololive EN

>>36578386
How?? Did you not drink anything at all?

>>36578386
>getting water poisoning
ngmi

>>36577923
who the fuck is barbs

>>36576204
>DOS graphics
>AEIOU RAIN OF SPIDERS voice acting
Yeah real horror game you got there, grandpa

>>36578402
what's stopping you? hide their posts and keep going on

>>36578424
Same to be desu

>>36578434
literally forgor

>>36578447
ignore ESL schizo babble

>>36569675
I just realized, one of those kebabs has spiders on it

>>36578529
curiosity killed the cat thankfully im not a furry who the fuck is barbras

>>36578526
h-hoocha....

>>36578565
https://youtu.be/gb4UUa5Uwpk?t=4455
god i love this girl

>>36578565
that's not kebab anon...

>>36578584
WAIT I KNOW THE ASNWER!! Barbas is the dog and companion of the Daedric prince Clavicus Vile right??

>>36578607
ok im better now thank you!

>>36578443
1.5 L isn't nearly enough for that. Pretty sure that's like 3 gallons minimum.

The fish in our Fish and Chips in New Zealand is usually shark meat
https://teara.govt.nz/en/sharks-and-rays/page-3

>>36578621
>I LOVE GLOBALIZATION
kek

I love Gura but Gura hates me

>>36578607

>>36578621
>not the fart version
lame

>>36578526
3 days without water is nearly enough to kill you, remember Gura told us to take care of ourselves

>>36578506
It scared me because it reminded me of Kim Noble's art. Something of the simple art and the black void like background.

>>36578607
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>36578644
What is it then?

>>36578607
This might have been how Gura was actually dressed ToT

>>36578901
hamburger

mmm yes leg

>>36577923
weak b8, m8

>>36578607
>pony tail
This guy watches streams.

>>36578901
ebiyaki

>>36578649
>>36578584
I think he means Gura's boyfriend. The one she abandoned you without a word for. Couldn't be fucked to stay long enough to give the update she promised, I guess, cunny too itchy/didn't want to commit to a return date. LDRs must be hard.

>>36578386
dude

https://twitter.com/OpossuMachine/status/1588617146061713408
This is some of the most erotic art I've seen of Gura in a long time.
The fanbox version also.

>>36579101
>didn't do the barbas quest
ngmi

>>36579101
Do you have a cuckolding fetish?

>>36579129

>>36579129
post the fanbox please?

>>36579129
That is a toddler anon...

>>36579129
UOHHHHHHH
FANBOX ONEGAI

>>36579223
I don't have it. I saw the preview portion, and inferred from that that it must be even more erotic.
https://possummachine.fanbox.cc/posts/4713803

>>36579108
you know there are other drinks besides water right?

>>36579290
No it's not, it's a child, tyvm.

>>36579223
>>36579340
it's on Kemono

>>36579129
Doesn't come close to what she's looking like this weekend though

>>36579340
If it's just a naked diff it probably isn't. The clothed versions are almost always better.

>>36579223
>>36579340
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/79535659/post/4713803

I'm getting an anxiety attack. Someone please hornypost.

>>36579432
Those tights though, jesas.

>>36579378
Close enough, but I'd prefer 5th or 6th grader body

>>36579461
That's a child T u T

>>36576122
>o'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming
>STREAMING!
https://youtu.be/gb4UUa5Uwpk?t=3653

>>36579481
yeah the tights are nice. Imagine how they smell.

>>36579399
>>36579461
Oh, I assumed it wasn't updated. Sorry.

oh hey, thanks sharkmeido

gura’s puffy cun-cun

>>36579211
He unironically must. This is an actual fantasy.

>>36579682
I give it another 20 minutes before he starts projecting again

>>36575570
Ass

>>36579682
>looking at that (deleted)
>he is samefagging as usual
lmao

Post your Gura fantasy. 300 words minimum.

>>36579768
sex

>>36579768
nyo

>>36579768
300 times the word "cunny"

>>36579761
how embarrassing.

>>36579768
cunny 300 times

look and laugh at that samefagging cripple retard lmao

>>36579768
Passionate lovemaking. Verification not required

i want to deepthroat gura, push past the gagpoint, and pee directly into her stomach.

>>36579768
>Cradling her bag of candies for the ASMR stream, Gura walked through the mall toward the food court with her head held high. *Heh, my shrimpies will like these suckers...*
>Suddenly, the purple-and-white striped entrance of the Victoria's Secret shop caught her eye. Lacy lingerie of various fabrics and weaves were enticingly displayed, and Gura wondered what sounds they'd make on her KU-100 if she were to glide her fingertips across them. She felt heat coloring her cheeks as she noticed the loose, light blue, sheer mesh nightgown. It looked so cute and comfortable, and the chumbies would be able to hear it shift about whenever she moved.
>*Should I... buy that?* Gura could scarcely believe what she was contemplating. Wearing something like that for her chumbies - it might be too exciting even for her. She's just a cute girl eating candy, she couldn't possibly pull off that kind of intense stream where she's playing with the fabric of her nightgown and flirting in dulcet tones. She convinced herself it was impossible.
>And yet, she had stopped walking. Something about wearing the blue nightgown appealed to her. She wanted this stream to be special, memorable. She wanted to see her chumbies making fools of themselves, going crazy for her.
>She stepped into the shop and asked to get fitted.

>>36579682
It is certainly the case, you don't obsess over these fantasies unless you have that fetish. Perhaps his lack of working legs eroded his confidence in his manhood.
>>36579768
Eye to eye missionary followed by cuddling under the covers, repeat until 300 words

>>36579938
Nice.

This. But Gura: https://files.catbox.moe/ophys8.png

why are gills so erotic

>>36579768
I project Gura onto one of my student, and I'm scared one day I can't control my urge to correct. Hey, educationbud, how do you resist the temptation?

>>36580176
I love that dudes art
I hope he does a Gura set one day

>>36580189
how old?

>>36580353
8

>>36580189
real children are gross
go after a mentally disabled flat chested adult instead

>>36580334
Yeah the internal shots are great. Japs rarely get deepthroating right. The censorship sucks though. Like what's the point. Just don't censor your work.

>>36579211
>>36579682
>>36579951
I mean it's more like: His oshi is Gura and you basically HAVE to be a massive cuck to love her unless you hate yourself

>>36580353
6th grader
>>36580406
You're not me

>>36580507
gonna get arrested by the cyber police

>>36580613
mass noncompliance would immediately solve the issue of japanese censorship forever.

>>36580514
Not entirely untrue. Any other fanbase would have basically been halved by their chuuba promising updates and then fucking off without a single word. Chumbuds stay aroud because they don't need to be respected to love

Anyone have cool weekend plans?

>>36580726
In a way it's a virtue to keep loving someone who only thinks of you as a nuisance

>>36580459
I mean, I had experience with that. My last ex basically a womanchild. She was 23 when I dated her

>>36580827
Gura does

weak bait samefaggory makes me yawn.

>>36580827
Plans?

>>36580827
Going on a hike with my cousin and finally putting our trip to Japan plans in motion

I eat the potato chip and the chocolate chip at the same time.

>>36580827
Yeah, miss Gura

post lewd guras that are very sexual but still allowed on blue board.

>>36580953
Another way to say that you're used to being thrown aside by an oshi who doesn't care about keeping her word to you. So used to being at the very bottom of her priority list being reminded forsn't phase you anymore

>>36581062

>>36581083

>>36580827
i'm gonna do my hobby of photographing landscapes, maybe with a model too

>>36580827
punch concrete and kick a tree

the fuck is this faggot even talking about? the fuck's a forsn't?

>>36581100
buddy, if you want to try this angle /wah/ is two block down.

>the schizo had a stroke
we're free

>>36581083

>>36581083

>>36580953
Always the same old shit.
Sorry, still love Gura.

>>36581203
>>36581226
we are getting close

bum

>>36580827
Laying around all day and playing video games.

what does the inside of her mouth feel like?

>>36580827
Work and wait for shark news. Play Genshin.

>>36581457
teeth

>>36580827
doing reps

>>36581062
reminded me I was at a convenience store today and seen they make Reese Cups with potato chips inside of them now. Looked pretty gross.

>>36581224
She could have posted an update instead of letting you languish until 8pm waiting for a stream that she knew wouldn't happen. Wouldn't have cost her anything to do good on the word she gave you.
She chose not too because you're worth less than nothing to her.

>>36581536
*yawn

What is this creature called?

>>36581593
my wife

>>36581593
the Shart

>>36581536
like I said, /wah/ is two block down. Ina still havent posted anything until this day except that one company mandate Marine's 3Dlive tweet

>>36581488
does anyone else like shoving their hands down into girls mouths and down the back of their tongue and making them cough. Or is it just me that gets off to that?

>>36579129
Possum is based, I hope her project to create a Loli dating sim ends up working out

>>36580827
Gonna do some reps and some cleaning, the weather is nice right now so I might go for a long drive. I like the pictures I've been seeing of nendroids in nature and other places so I might try to find somewhere cool to take pictures of my second Gura nendo

>>36581536
>thinks shit matters that doesn't matter
whatever you are trying to do, you're failing at it. Just embarrassing yourself.

Gura, please let's kiss and cuddle and uwu all night long in the asmr love nest, I want it so badly. You are my adorable shark loli princess. uuuooohhh

i hope ggg gets deleted. im running out of juice

>>36581859
just go buy more

>>36581083

>>36581083
I want to be in a shark's mouth

Oh, he ran away to global >>36581708 embarrassing

>>36581659
I like to do something similar but with my penis instead of my hand

>>36581859
i never run out of juice for my wife.

>>36581894
I like this artist's work

>>36581859
run into the juice

>>36581593
perfect

The cuck schizo is like herpes lmao. Any moment where the immune system is weakened (few days of no streams) he appears again

>>36581904
>0 replies
heh

>>36581526
I've done that too. They never get the ratio right on those, you need more salty snack than candy otherwise it's way too sweet. I usually use peanuts which makes more sense but I'm all out of nuts.

>>36582002
Now he samefagging

>>36580827
Gonna go fuck my coworker again this weekend.

>>36581859
She literally gave you 5 gallons of shark juice not a long time ago

>>36581906
What you can do is use your hand to make her gag up lots of mucus, lubricating the throat, and then shoving your dick down in there, will easily slide back down the back of her throat, and as she swallows, you can push past her gag point, and you can actually hear the throat open up. Coool thing about deepthroating is it also doubles as breathplay, because she can't breathe with your dick down that far. So she gets to breathe only when you let her. As you can tell, I love deepthroating.

>>36582037
and if he says no?

>>36582037
[x] doubt

>>36581990
we're not weakened though, we've been chill and comfy. Had a lot of antis trying to shit up this place all day, and all they've done is smash up against the rocks. It's funny to watch. We've learnt too well to be patient for our wife, because it always pays off without exception.

>>36582037
make sure to swallow if you want that raise

>>36582037
dont forget to record to blackmail him

>>36582037
He better be at least small