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I want Vox to impregnate me and rub my pregnant belly!

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I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife I miss my wife

wuca love! i wonder if he's going to figure out how to get the bj scene in the game he's going to play

sonny LOVE

>>36516100
home.....

>>36514090
yes hello im a baby kindred!! ive heard so much about you!! waaaa youre so nice....no wonder the anons rrated you were fuchan...


>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
>"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

News:
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https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1584862342919192577?s=20&t=Qx500IKnIzL7mOBXMQFlaA
Fulgur appearing in AFA 2022 in November: https://twitter.com/animefestasia/status/1585157752795856902?s=20&t=9jgQJ_pfpqSL1PJdfsppvw

Merch on sale:
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November Seasonal Voice (ends Nov 30)

>>36516414
Oh, so you're a baby kindred, no wonder you type so cutely for an anon

Luca in les than 50 mins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xwiamcsM4c

WHY DOES THIS WEEK HAVE TO BE FUCKED UP I JUST WANNA SCHEDULEPOST AGAIN

Milord LOVE!!

>>36516100
I knew I’d get you back in here!

Newbie kindreds that never went through the old house arc.... God I feel old and it hasn't been a year yet

>>36516630
>>36517231

oh i mean baby kindred as in havent met archive anon yet! i started watching niji in april and became voxpilled afterwards right before reimupocalypse , i remember the house move well

I love my wife! I fell asleep partway through his omori stream today but it was very cute hearing him do the voices, as always. Do anons have any suggestions about which of wife's VODs from the past month or so I should prioritize? I heard we got a very sweet psyborg moment in Uki's tarot reading stream, so I'm probably going to go give that a watch in a moment.

>>36515405
Don't be embarrassed, anon, it was kind of cute. Wild, off-the-wall delusions are part of this general's charm. Your real fatal mistake however was forgetting that our sweet and lovely wife hates himself far too much to ever pretend to be a comfydant.

fuuchan is sweet donating with his fans

>>36517476
>wife hates himself far too much to ever pretend to be a comfydant
That's true, but he IS a self admitted kindred, so he could still be posting here and we would never know.

[imagine I posted the schedule 'leak' that had a vox recording w/ aruvn]
WHAT IS HE COOKING, I hope it's the kindred project...

>>36517585
As long as he’s not sharing my hornyposts with Vox…

>>36517973
This week's asmr is eerily like that one kindredbro's fanfic so I'm not so sure on that one

>>36517585
>wife is kindred
>wife is /here/
new rrat just dropped, wife is part of the pregnancy cult and has been yumeposting for his brother /here/

>all of them were actually in a meeting
IM GETTING CURIOUS

>>36517973
If Vox saw your hornypost he would probably be amused, proud, or aroused

>>36517973
Vox has seen all your hornyposts. Just accept it

>>36517973
wife shares it with his brother and they have discord sex based off it

>>36517973
milord would welcome you with open arms

>>36517973
If Vox saw your hornyposts he would probably either be amused, proud, or aroused

>>36518155
He does go through his fanfic tags so I imagine he’s seen my AO3 work. This is gonna keep me up at night.

>>36517476
Before you do the tarot card stream, you should listen to Fuuchan's November voice pack. Also Uki's second Madison VOD had some really, really sweet moments (Fulgur joined about halfway through because Uki was having a hard time). Other than that, these are some of my favorite Fulgur VODs recently: Earth Defense Force 4.1 (w/ Sonny, Vox, Luca), Noctyx game show (Yugo's channel), Resident Evil, ASMR fanfiction reading (you might cry though, he's such a bastard with his angst tolerance), Overwatch 2 (w/ Vox, Selen, Bobon: the game is whatever, but this was a very funny group with really great Vox moments too). I'd also say the Noctyx Valorant collab and the Friday the 13th collabs were pretty good too. Any of Fulgur's scary games this month were good VODs too. Sorry I know that's a lot! Listed a lot so if you don't like collabs, you could swap in the solo scary game streams. You REALLY should watch the Noctyx game show for real though, it gifted us so many gems (picrel)

soon

>>36517476
Aww thanks for calling me cute, I know he hates himself a lot and we need to love correct him until he realizes how great he is! Maybe we should start writing more fluff for him so that when he's /here/ it wouldn't be all about dead babies.

>>36517476
I am biased towards his reading and writing streams, so any of the creepypasta/urban legends/reading streams you haven't seen yet. He had a creepypasta rating stream with Ike on Ike's channel too that was comfy if you are into that. He finished Soma if you wanted to see that, and most of the horror ones outside of Simulacra are worth a watch. Mortuary Assistant in particular was surprisingly comfy. If you want to be caught up for the last Kena stream he has been very cute in those so far. The recent OW2 collab was a fever dream and the Noctyx Game show was hilarious as well. Both of those are worth a watch.

>>36518429
wife's aroused face....

>>36517463
Are you new to this underwater basket weaving site as well? You certainly don't type like a regular, it's really cute.

has anyone posted smash vod?

>>36518703
It looks like he's doing an ahegao face where his eyes are all rolled back into his skull because of dick

>>36518775
Use your brain and search the archives

Halloween might be over but I still have a bunch of horny pictures I want to post

>>36518775
Not the archive kindred but I don't think it'll happen any time this week. Baits threads were still getting posted and there's the shoto collabs followed by UTT of the most hated livers by the bronies.

>>36517585
Me towards my wife

>>36518429
>>36518654
Thank you for all the suggestions! The Noctyx Game Show was already on my list so I'll be sure to bump it up. I've been unable to get through Mortuary Assistant because the entire stream is just oddly relaxing, I invariably fall asleep while listening to it.

>>36518640
I've said it before and I'll say it again, you have to remove all wife's limbs and then shower him with love and affection. It's the perfect plan because he will be physically incapable of fleeing at the first sign of affection, AND being completely helpless is his kink.

>>36518815
even wife’s ahegao is so pretty! look at him looking so smug! what a cockhungry milfy SLUT

>>36519268
Yeah, he has a knack for making horror streams very comfy when he isn't malding about puzzles or monster AI...Also, I forgot to mention that Soma has crying Fuuchan because he was still streaming when Luca called him for his mean stream.

>>36519268
god that bunny cosplay is so cute, they cosplayed as Uki recently too

>>36519280
If his model was more expressive and better rigged imagine all the facial expressions we could see...

>>36519618
God sniffling and crying wife makes me simultaneously so hard and so sad, it's like crossing wires in my brain

Uki did a little recording on twitter covering a part of Enna's "Ethyria soundtrack". Here's the audio clip if you want to download and listen whenever: https://files.catbox.moe/x74x79.mp3 and original Twitter post: https://mobile.twitter.com/uki_violeta/status/1588013681333370880
God fucking damn I love Uki Violeta so much I don't even know what to do with myself sometimes.

my husband is playing house party! bros just helpin bros out
https://youtu.be/1xwiamcsM4c
https://youtu.be/1xwiamcsM4c

>>36519268
We're trying to mind break him but in a good way...

luca is scared that black guy is going to drop a n isn't he

>>36520392
hes played gta v on stream

wife so sexy

>>36519268
Wife in need of love correction

Just listened to wife's VP. It was so sweet this time, just a touch melancholic, and full of enough of wife's cute laughter to fuel me for months. I know wife has talked a few times about wanting to use the ASMR mic to make sfx, so it's great to see that turned out well!

Track 4... Ah, wife. I'm just...very glad he got into Niji. The improvement in his overall mood over the months has been very noticeable. I think about this from time to time, but it really is a bit of a miracle how Noctyx came together. Menhera wave LOVE!

EX voice...holy shit, Archivist whimpers.

>>36520658
Noctyx love!
Suicide hate!

luca looking at those milkers kek

>>36520658
Fulgur is not my oshi and I rarely watch his solo streams...I have cried every time I've listened to track 4. It's the same way I sometimes hold my dog and cry because I know my time with him is limited and that's just reality. Anticipation of future grief? Idk

>>36520909
I tend to see things the same way Fuuchan does, in that death and loss aren't inherently sad topics to me so much as they are simply inevitable facts of life. So while the track was definitely melancholy, for me personally, it wasn't depressing so much as it was a reminder to simply enjoy his presence while we still have it. Whether our wife leaves us in a week or a decade, the memories and happiness he's given us in the time we have together will remain. I don't really have a point here, I'm just kind of rambling. But I suppose, listening to that track, I mostly felt it was sweet of him to hope our paths would remain bright even without him to light our way.

i've been sick these past few days and sleeping most through most of it, but it was nice to backread to the last two threads. noctyx love!

>>36523782
Suicide hate! I hope you're feeling better now, anon.

Had a couple of drinks. Goodnight everyone. Good to he back!!!!

>>36525305
good night anon!

>>36525305
Rest well kindredsis!

>>36520429
Luca played GTAV story mode?

>>36526825
he played it with the rest of the boys

>>36527686
So, no.

>>36527737
the game characters say the word regardless

>>36527882
That's unrelated to my question though. >>36526825

>>36527938
the original question>>36520392

>>36527976
Ok, cool, but I was asking if he played story mode since I know Aster and Sonny played it. You said he played GTAV on stream but didn't specify it was multiplayer.

>>36528125
okay

Good morning, I love my husband

>>36530810
good morning kindred

kind of interested to see how the collab will be now that they're both clamping down on the tired top and bottom shit

>>36531467
I hope it'd be chilled like the Elden Ring ones. I actually enjoyed those...

>>36531467
not looking forward to drunk tone deaf Vox...

I'm not someone who has dreams often, even rarer that they're good ones, rarer yet that I get to remember any, and rarest of all the they have any tangible connection to reality. Anyway:

I just had a dream during an insomnia nap. I'm it, Sonny was doing a big streaming event and I was on a roll in chat, getting him laughing each time, making stupid jokes and one liners and got lucky with the timing and so on. He then screenshotted something I said where I was really talking shit, laughing as he put in on screen and typed under it something like, "briskadets: act" (I think calling my bluff on social media). So my account got some comments etc, mostly lmaos and the usual briskadet unity in our desire to duke it out with Sonny in chat. Anyway. I got a couple DMs from content creators, other people just moving the conversation along in a way where I was still landing funny commentary, and one of them asked very politely if I was in the area. I was in a big city traveling for work (again, real life tie ins) and it was exactly the area of the person I was DMing. So I went out to a pub and there were a handful of people hanging out, already chatting about various things that implied they were on the same wavelength of hobbies, and it didn't take long for me to pin a voice: obviously Sonny. And I called it out right away with a tone like, "Um, I'm pretty sure you're a streamer I follow...should I go? Is it okay for me to be here?" and he laughed it off and said it was fine, but in a way that implied "don't be weird about it". The dream gets fuzzy in details but I just remember feeling absolutely shaken and kind of delighted and freaked out while, of course, trying to be cool and also chatting with everyone as normal including the person I was messaging. This person turned out to be a friend of Sonny's from his PL way back, and eventually during the banter the guy gives Sonny shit using one of my chat messages during the stream that caught a lot of attention. This seemed to be done intentionally, because Sonny, after dealing with being the center of attention and teasing for a few minutes, asked, "hey, you're (username) right?" and I was immediately and hideously mortified, covering my face. I said something like, "Ah, shit dude, I'm sorry. I was having fun, I wasn't trying to like..." but he cut me off laughing and said, "No no, that shit was so funny, I couldn't believe it when..." and then it turned onto video games, questions about some of the references I made to older games, and so on. Later he said something and it implied he'd like to be friends and I was shaking and internally combusting but still trying to keep cool and not put my foot in my mouth and sperg out about the insanity that was happening. At some point he contacted me the next day asking if I wanted to hang out that night, I couldn't tell from the message if he meant alone or with the same group and didn't know which option was more nerve racking. So to avoid implying that, while still also keeping myself feeling safe-ish, I asked if it was alright if I brought a friend/coworker who is a grade A nerd (and has also worked on the gaming industry, again, this is accurate to real life) and he said that was totally fine. It really starts to skip through bits and pieces, and the last couple of things before I woke up were having some drinks with the friend to ease my nerves and explain to her everything, going to the wrong floor of the hotel where Sonny was staying, knocking on a door and upsetting an older business guy a LOT. I had messaged Sonny at some point to say I wasn't too sure where I was going, so he came down to said wrong floor to find us and interpreted my red face and panicky breathing + the fuming business dude to be a worse situation than it was. He started to sound serious as he asked what was going on, and then I started rambling and explaining my embarrassment and laughing because it was ridiculous and that's about where it ended.

What the fuck is this? I'm not even having feelings about Sonny beyond being sad because I enjoy his streams and it's going to be a couple weeks of not having that routine. It was nice to have a nice dream, but I'm a little disturbed at how specific and detailed it was and how many things were accurate to life. Sorry for the essay, I kind of wanted to both get it off my chest and get the validation that yes, this is all uncomfortable and weird.

>>36532372
that's a pretty detailed dream, honestly ive had lots of detailed dreams about the boys since using this thread that ive never had before.

>>36532372
Please keep taking or not taking your meds. It is very strangely detailed and specific yeah

>>36532372
i never remember my dreams. even if i do they're really short... i wish i had them as detailed as this...

is the database kadet here, or anyone who archives i guess? i want to start creating my own database for my oshi, but don't know how to do it

>>36532957
theres a guide written by the archive kindred in the OP if that helps a bit

>>36532442
>>36532501
Thanks for reading all that, definitely staying on all meds!
>>36532704
Yeah, same. When I do have dreams I remember, they're almost always terrifying and existential. I wrote this all as soon as I woke up because I know stuff would fade fast.

>>36532957
What kind of database? Just use the archive guide in OP + copying YT transcript in the same filename format should cover most things

main is busy breeding rrats about the meeting but i'm just thinking about the top!shu enjoyer anon getting fed. i know i was

>>36533527
i wonder if theyre still here or left

>>36533527
oh there was a top!shu enjoyer anon? based af I love top Shu too, really getting fed today (except I'm curious what went down in that meeting) SHU SEXXXX I bet tmr we'll be getting more crumbs since he's emotional shupporting luca

WAVE 7. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>36535845
the only thing i've seen in the main thread archive is that there's a nijiEN are you smarter than a 5th grader event next week, and a fucking briskadet pissing in the shower for a rosebud, what are you talking about

>>36536969
how long have you been watching EN?

>>36537485
I mean I remember Final Answer but it was like two weeks before Noctyx's debut

>>36537726
there you go.

>>36537726
Anon's point is that we're getting wave 7 soon, for sure this time. Lazusydia had the Jackbox collab and a little over 2 weeks after, Ethyria debuted. The girls had the Mariokart collab and Luxiem debuted. Girls+Luxiem gameshow then Noctyx debuted.

hope my smelly husband has a nice day today

Ike already sounds so done with the info dump. Poor guy.

>>36538422
Shu is the canary of a new wave I knew that schedule was too good.

Prayer circle for the bara dilf

Ike might actually cry if no one joins him...

>>36541741
hope no one joins

vox/shoto collab starting on twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/shxtou
https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions

>>36542071
He is being very whiny right now. It is cute. I wasn't expecting this to scare him so much.

>>36542163
Him being obviously very tired and sleep-deprived isn't helping right now, everything's turned up to 11 for him.

>>36542219
When is he not sleep deprived...

collab is good so far because he immediately started talking about breaking bad / bcs
bigmonkeman37 reference

>>36542663
Any indication that he’s gonna get his twitch channel at all?

>>36542759
He only mentioned it referencing that he's nowhere as good as bigmonkeman37 because someone said it in chat. Nothing new since he alluded to it being stuck in management hell

>>36542789
fucking management

runescape cam not limited to collabs lmao

>>36543328
Good, I want that to be the next gimmick

>vox gets cut off on a new luxiem debut story for a fucking fart meme story
shoto...

collab is pretty good so far, just two bros chatting. a lot better than what we're used to. if you had never watched these two collab before it would just be two dudes hanging out

Thank you for liveposting, I’m still never going to give shoto a view so I appreciate it

they're talking about horror as a genre. its a reverse UTT at this point.

milord is going on and on about his love for horror films. warm

I'd love to watch a Peele movie with Vox

>>36543364
Vox has been playing runescape this entire collab

i miss wife…

Vox said he would have started working out earlier if he knew he would have been able to drink delicious strawberry protein shakes

>>36544633
9 more hours...

this voxto collab is just vox rambling about his favorite interests on and on and on, its nice.

Vox...

>>36545002
?

>>36545002
not gonna lie i worry about his drinking sometimes but at least hes been made aware and cutting down a bit

Sonny in reimu's stream

>>36544756
but only for 2hrs... i hope he has a long zatsu…
this break will be the death of me

>>36545047
He was talking about his alcohol use and made it sound worse coming from his shrink than it really was

>>36545145
Demon....

>>36518722
i guess it's pretty obvious! i try my best to blend in but its still easy to pick me out from typing style when i go on long replies.

Vox exhibitionist confirmed....

>>36545188
its fine, what the other anon said, he stopped drinking anywhere near as much once his shrink told him he was doing it to self medicate

shoto please tardwrangle this idiot demon

>>36545370
I hope he gets actual meds soon

>>36545388
fucking kek you can't contain him

shoto is a kindred...

>>36545136
he said they squished the collab in between two sponsored streams, i don't know if we'll get a zatsu because he might wanna raid it...

>>36545339
What did he say this time

>>36545596
he enjoys people checking him out

>>36545631
Oh Milord, of course he does... thanks though

Vox has always has been, and always will be, a unitychad

>Vox talks about graduation AGAIN
>But he'd probably reincarnate as an indie afterwards

my sheer emotions right now

Vox repeats that he wants to be Vox as long as he can, and if he no longer has the work / life balance he needs, he would reincarnate as an indie and do it part time while pursuing his dreams. He loves the vtuber community so much.

>>36545763
I definitely wanna off myself

>>36533527
god I wish Shu would lash out at me... I wish he would rape me

Demon please don't go before your 3d, please.....

>>36545763
>>36545777
Its always painful thinking about graduation but at least there's hope we'll meet him again...

>>36545777
im so attached to Vox's identity as Vox, thinking of him graduating makes my heart hurt so much and it wouldnt be the same.

but hearing him say he'd happily continue as an indie makes me feel a little relieved...ill gladly follow wherever he goes

Has 1440p60 always been available in ytarchive?

guys calm down Vox is not graduating

>>36545875 (me)
but also vox STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT GRADUATION ITS STRESSING ME OUT ITS STRESSING ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>36545785
>>36545874
>>36545875
See the post above you and also he also says that he would do it because he loves the kindred that believed in him. Again, I can't overstate that he said he emphasized that he wants to be Vox as long as he can be.
>>36545887
Reimu has recently started streaming in 1440p60 at the cost of an extra 5-6 second delay

>>36545916
Ok, I just love demon a lot and if he graduated it'll feel like I lost, somehow... Demon please stop talking about it, it hasn't even been a year yet...

>>36538422
jwu but if this is true, im still wondering why shu even got upset in the meeting and ill never know

>>36545916
Aha I should have put two and two together... when I archived her bday stream it was 30GB

I know you're just a goofball with shoost Vox, that's why I love you.
>>36546100
Make sure to use --download-sections to only grab the time span you want, 302+ba is 720p60

>>36546056
Please watch Millie's stream/read Kyo's messages yourself instead of threadreading.

>>36546154
i have done both, im still getting the same vibe.

>>36546153
Nah, it's ok I don't mind downloading the entire thing. I just prefer it at 1080p60, 1440p60 is way too unnecessary for me.

frank x luca
https://poipiku.com/5911353/7783684.html

fucking tell them vox

seriously fuck all those pathetic braindead tiktok fags doxxing vox on his shower tweet they should all die

basado demonio, those people wouldn't even watch him anyway if he stopped doing all of those "bad" things (evidence from that one week, you know the one)

vox is perfect, parasocial and lewd and autism and all

i started streaming again for the first time in a long time when he went on break on at his suggestion....

Thank you, Vox. I really needed to hear this.

i didn't expect to tear up today....ill need a day or so to gather my words but i love vox so so much

can't even livepost it besides vox said a bunch of correct and based shit for about 3 minutes and then went piss

>>36546842
That's my gamer husband

>we want to talk to you about your brand image
my fucking sides

I would not begin to imagine what being vox's manager is like

That was still a really good members stream

>>36547504
That was an amazing member's stream, one of the best desu

if you love america so much why don't you stream during a time we can watch sometime vox

>>36547653
I fully blame management on this, what in the fuck is the holdup with the twitch?

>>36547653
He tried to this week and then the world conspired against him/us

>>36547684
Anon I get this question very often and I promise as soon as he hints at a reason I will let you know

>>36547779
Next RS stream I'm gonna ask, I don't really care if you guys trace me from it I just wanna know

>>36547831
i cant stop you obviously but every time he's been asked he's said it's a management thing which means he can't discuss it further in a meaningful way

>>36547653
Please Vox... I'm waiting... also Cali's only good to visit and even then it's still a mess...

>>36547885
sadge

Milord... is really sweet...

Demon's parents are so supportive, I'm happy that the rrats were untrue

These two HATE the leech rrats

I’m not currently watching because I generally skip every Shoto collab, but it sounds like this stream would be worth going back and watching for the based and soft Vox moments?

Karaoke starting soon after they do the innocence test

Vox what the hell did you do to make it go down

https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1588576963643723776

how much of his score is real and how much of it is his keyfabe

>>36548562
yes

>>36548562
He keeps saying how old he is when he does these, pretty sure he checked a few boxes of things he wish he has done but didn't actually do. It's probably low to start with though.

>>36548546
Yugo got an 80, step it up demon

Don't you dare get a bearded outfit...

>wouldn't you want them to be experienced?
I'm glad that shoto is a filter for hate watchers

>>36548712
I want some scruff, not a whole beard. Horns too pls

what a fucking collab

oh he's drunk now kek

>vox, do you know a queen song?
kek

Vox is an SCP

>>36550029
he's safe class

>>36547504
Whose member stream?

>>36550165
Vox's, it was his Crimson Peak watchalong

oh this the perfect drunk vox song

>>36549100
is he going to do ow2 rank drunk?

>>36550430
he said at the end of yesterday's stream it's not happening.

>>36548546
Wow. I think I've a had a recently wild life and breadth of experiences and still only got 62. And some of the stuff I left unchecked was pretty tame stuff too.

>>36550310
Oh duh, sorry, slow brain. They were referencing it in the current collab (not watching at the moment) but I read it as live posting from one that just finished.

>>36546153
Different anon here. I'm in the process of replacing mp4 with webm, discovered one of my existing VODs was a webm (archive must have failed and I downloaded the VOD after) however the original webm VOD is significantly smaller in file size than the one that just got downloaded: 5gb vs 7gb. They're the same length, same resolution, same codec etc. Any idea as to why they would be so different in file size?

>>36550462
nta but damn I was looking forward to that since I love Vox + Overwatch. Probably best not to try and play rank while drunk anyway. Maybe next week then

>>36550662
30 fps vs 60?
>>36550685
he said he doesn't want to play stuff like that on stream for a while

kek vox is absolutely not going to be able to talk tomorrow

>>36550759
I'll be surprised if he manages to even remember half of this stream tomorrow.

>>36550796
he is drunk stream 1 level of plastered

>>36550728
Ah, that makes sense. Overwatch Rank can be really competitive and tilt inducing. Hugs for demon.

did vox fall into the toilet

thank you shoto for tardwrangling my husband

>>36548658
Yugo's RPS is higher than mine but so is his innocence test score, I'm guessing from that I ticked off to get my 75 that DJ ticked used snapchat and has more run ins with the police. It's hot imagining him having the bright idea that we need to make our scores match so he has me help him with the things he needs to do to drop his rps and does the same for me with the innocence test. Yugo please corrupt me further.

planning on adding Kyo and Ren builds to the Nijimale settlement on Yubicraft if anyone wants to join us
>>36519048

>>36551794

>>36551794
>>36551839
thats so cute

hope he gets a gallon of water and can stream tomorrow kek

>>36550728
It's the same framerate, the only difference between the two are the things I highlighted in this screenshot (left is original webm, right is the recent one) and the date on the files are different: original file is Sep 15th (stream date) and the one coming from YouTube today is dated Sep 18th.

>>36552381
my only guess is that one is lying about the resolution, i can't tell

Soup, who draws my favorite fanart vox, does draw a lot of cute vox and onigiri sutff if u wanna male yume self insert https://twitter.com/s0up_tt/status/1555599391683411968

>>36553143
thank you for these so much

>>36552736
those drawings are insanely cute, ty for sharing them

>>36553340
>>36553186
No prob, I love their art so much

wife's big fat cock on my face

>>36553849

>>36532957
Database... I'm not sure if you're talking about me. Anyway, I've mentioned this before but I just manually input the data on a google sheet since I find it therapeutic. You can easily scrape the data if you wanted to, there're a dozen tutorials out there. I have hit a snag though since I'm not sure how to go about displaying the timestamps and transcripts that I plan to do. I'm not super familiar with google workspaces so I'll need to see if there's a workaround to what I want to do to make it look... not so messy. Right now all the timestamps are just in a singular worksheet kek

>>36553925
r-rape...

>>36554048
let him think he has the upper hand, then overpower him with numbers and shove the handle of that bat up his ass. do sheep have special dicks like pigs

>>36554151
the dick is not that weird
https://www.zoetis.com.au/livestock-solutions/sheep/ram-health/anatomy-and-physiology-of-the-ram.aspx

>>36554316
i love all of you comfydants but i'm not clicking on that

>>36554339
it's just a drawing I swear

>>36554316
damn.... well cock is cock. can still fill him up with sheep babies

>>36554477
How many comfydants are there, how many days would it take for all of us to breed wife

>>36554919
389k, but he can take 6 at once. How long does it take for him to finish

>>36554477
i'm disappointed it's not anything freaky but all i can think of is
cute nervous comfydant got so nervous can't even properly insert it into wife's hole. their foreskin/pee funnel thing tickling his rim but when they get it in, they cry and that they're finally fucking wife they end up cumming early then pissing directly into his womb with that weird pee funnel at the front if it's dick.
... wait is this why wife keeps joking about having a gamer bottle or having a long pee funnel to his toilet... wife has been hinting about ram dicks all along

>>36555008
damn wife can totally get a cum bath

>>36555168
a daily tribute to our holey sheep mother

>>36555151
i mean. he keeps saying how he wishes he'd make his nsfw tag ram ranch.

>>36555008
Apparently Google says the average is 5-10 minutes for a man to ejaculate, so we'll be nice to him and say 5 minutes
5 x 389k = 1.945 million minutes
Math stuff = 1345 days
The average man ejaculates around 1-5mL we'll be nice to wife and say 5mL
1.945 million mL of cum which is 1945 liters of cum

>>36555356
>3 and a half years of sex
good god

>>36555214
ngl i love 'ram ranch' for the silly pun but even though i despised how corny and immature 'cybussy' is, the only redemption for it is there's more feminization and cuntboy in the tags(perfect for our pretty wife!) then probably what it would have been if he had a 'normal' nsfw tag.

>>36555356
Fuck I should've done the average ejaculatory volume of sheeps my bad

>>36555356 (me)
For visualisation sakes this is what 2000 liters tank looks like

>>36555356
it's funny that comfydants either go angst, like the ryona/dead babies or like this and sperg math/sciency shit involving wife sex ssg cute nerdy sheeps

>>36555400
We can shorten the sex time to something more reasonable if we only use the number of members instead of subscribers maybe.

>>36555613
Hey it's not nerdy it's basics maths...

>>36555578
locking wife inside a cum tank until he eats all of it

>>36555619
that's harder to calculate cause there's no definitive number but last time i've heard about #s he must be around 5k

>>36555406
the comments on the clip where he hints at futa in ow2 are all about making him a futa. ow2 collab was wild, i saw someone say they want wife to pussy stamp them. more holes mean more cum receptacles

>>36555672
reminds me of those swimming in ice-cream fantasies i'd have as a kid

>>36555694
That would reduce it to around 17 days of nonstop 24 hours sex

>>36555406
I think wife would’ve begged for more feminine art anyways, but it does definitely help that the tag is called cybussy

>>36555400
Oh my gosh I forgot wife can take 6 at once! That'll reduce the time to only 225 days

>>36555855
didn't stop him from begging for it anyways, bringing up his tiny waist made for manhandling, talking about being erotic lucy for halloween, wearing bras and panties in zomboid, and playing as rosalina in mario party.

>>36555799 (me)
If wife can take 6 at once then it'll be around 3 days of nonstop 24 hours sex! This sounds absurd but slightly less than the previous 3 years calculations

>>36554316
Pizzle is the cutest name I've ever seen for a penis in my life.

>>36555945
He loves baiting for feminine looking art, I have a feeling my cyborg might be into forced feminization

>>36556019
comfydan'ts cute pizzle!

>>36556062
Now I want to know what are the penis shapes of all the mascots

>>36556055
I think he also likes feeling cute and pretty. At least I like to think so…

>>36556019
using my pizzle to jizzle in wife

>>36556139
I want my wife to feel cute and pretty too, he deserves it

>>36555955
if we decide to be kind and only decide to fuck him when he's coherent (let's day 6hrs/day is his average stamina just like his stream time) then that gives us 12days of wife love correction! you guys know what to do during wife's break fellow comfydfants

>>36556055
....fine i guess i'm adding feminization to my writing list for wife's break. i was going to do a sequel to pencil sharpener where it's wife's turn to comfort his brother... and another ABO one where wife comforts his brother who's in rut...

>>36556285
Do you think wife would be into bitching in ABO, he's actually a beta but Vox made him into an omega during his rut.

r https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4BLRXs_iHU

>>36556362
*Aste

>>36556213
《Ram Ranch》
Exclusive comfydants gangbang only members allowed

>>36556360
i think i wrote a bunch of bitching stuff that's in the archive, i'm definitely into it. i enjoy the idea of wife manipulating his brother into bitching him as soon as he suspects he might present as an alpha. i started a fic where it would be revealed that wife would give a sleeping vox head every night so he could swallow vox's cum... vox starts to have wet dreams about his little brother who has yet to present and feels guilty about it so he moves out asap once he's done high school. fuuchan is desperate to become an omega so he can (baby)trap his brother in a bond, he starts hunting for random alpha dick...

>Open aster stream
>Hear the fakest laugh I have ever heard in my life
>Close the stream

>>36556135
>kindred
oni/demon dick
>quilldren
pompom balls and pen tip dick
>mystakes
fox knot dick
>lucubs and takaradachis
barbed cat dicks
>comfydants
pizzle
>yuguys
music note...
>briskadets and stargazers
tentacle dicks
>kyomies
3rd leg elephant dick ToT
>renvaderz
alien/tentacle(?) dick
>arcadians
? sorry i have no idea molten rock star dick

>top!Shu at yesterday's meeting

>>36556828
>yuguys have no genitals and will never have sex

>>36556828
shit i forgot shu!
>yaminions
banana

>>36556846
god I wish that were me

>>36556592
Kind of an semi related tangent I'm going on here but in outlast there's an antagonist called Eddie "The Groom". He's basically a crazy surgeon that kidnaps men, castrate them and does surgical stuff on them in an attempt to create the perfect "Bride" for him. And I keep thinking of Vox being this insane surgeon that has been grooming his brother since fulgur was little to become his perfect wife. But when Fuu move away for college or something, Vox's last resort was to kidnap his brother from his dorm room, lock him in the basement and make him the perfect bride, surgically and psychologically of course.

>>36556828
I want to squeeze the quilldren's little pompom balls

>>36556922
i love this tangent

>>36556828
are yuguys actually just music notes.... i mean the little tails or whatever they're called on music notes are pretty sextoy-shaped

>>36557132
Yuguys are literally these things

>>36556922
OOOOOUUUUHHHHHH i loved that character and honestly that brand of forcedfem is perfect for wife! he's been wanting someone deranged like that to push his buttons ahhhh
this might be a bit off but aesthetic wise i wanna see this with yandere uki. just the idea of perfect pretty femboy wanting to trap fuuchan in a shotgun wedding vs the rough exterior cyborg man that he molds to be his pretty wife is delicious to me too

yume luca art
https://twitter.com/luzhi_er/status/1588506035987582978

>>36557282
yuguys..................at least they can use their mouths...?

>>36557282
i'm losing it yuguys are just otomatones. you could shove this up someone's ass

>>36557382
You ever seen an otomatone? those things have no suction.

>>36557409
being yuguys is suffering then

>>36557448
yuguys have it pretty good they get as good of fanservice as kindred but nobody bothers them
>Yugo gets away with more than he arguably should on twitter

>>36557314
Yum that sounds delicious but I think Uki is just too caring and nice towards wife for me to even imagine him doing that. I know Vox is pretty soft but he does have a mean streak in him that makes it easier for me to imagine him being a psychopath.

>>36557448
pretty sure most of then would rather yugo fuck them. then the mouth can be used!

>>36557554
It's because as hypocritical as this sounds the twitter purity fags only hates when men does it and they see Yugo as male(female) eventhough he uses he/him and has a full ass male modle

>>36556135
>>36556828
can't believe this thread got me looking up cuttlefish reproduction it's kinda hot though

>>36557758
i suspect they most of them don't even know yugo exists

>>36557799

>>36557554
"___ is not Vox" should be a universal constant, he gets flamed for the smallest things

>>36557799
You know what that's probably true as well, they target the really really popular ones the most. Thats how my wife can say he likes BL of a dude getting hard from being beatened up and not a peep on twitter while Vox says he likes school girl uniforms and Twitter fucking explodes.

>>36557766
Please elaborate on your findings briskadet

>>36557590
don't let me stop you! i just got off main and they were talking about fem psyborg so i got into the mood for cute femboy couple, be it willing but preferably forced
i get what you mean about vox tho! he does get into those moods and just thinking about him overpowering wife is so juicy too

>>36556846
I've always seen this as dom!bottom!shu fanart bearing in mind all of Shuartist's other works... But I can understand why I guess

>>36558030
wife insisting he's stronger than his brother for the tier list but admitting vox is more of a top than he is... and fuuchan would crumble at vox's first "waah" or whiny request anyways.

>>36557945
there was an effort to cancel him for the lolicon remark and labelling himself a fudanshi early on but it never took off. nowadays he's too small of a fish for them to care

>>36557945
It's definitely because he's the biggest nijien. Gets tons of outside people looking at his every move.

>>36558030
Femboy couple psyborg would be so cute...wife being insecure how manly and burly he looks because of his build/cybernetic limbs. And Uki buying him cute matching outfits to wear outside on dates, reassuring him that he's the prettiest femboy.

>>36558196
Vox could do the "Please fuuchan, please, please" that Shu does and wife would fold like wet tissue paper

>>36558258
need to cuddle small vox and keep him safe

https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1588632119156559872
shugur crumbs shugur crumbs shugur crumbs..... just as i was about to sperg out on top!shu

>>36558196
Trying to cancel him for being a fudanshi was the funniest thing I've ever witnessed, oh no a bisexual man likes gay sex! the horror.

so many fujos today

>>36558548
yume kindred are in the post nut phase after getting overloaded from the collab

Cuttlefish.jpg

>>36558548
there was wife hornyposting in the form of sheepfucking if you consider that yume. now it looks like the briskadets are exploring the world of cuttlefish fucking

>>36558761

>>36558865
*cums in your mouth*

>>36558761
So Sonny needs to cum on me?

>>36558761
briskadets are cocksleeve material with the added extra chuchu from tentacles

>>36558921
Sonny needs to cum IN you and he can also wash out other men's cum from inside you as well

>>36558924
They basically are just cocksleeve and baby incubators

top!shu ramble:

i can't get millie's description of shu during that meeting out of my head, there's something so hot about a guy who's generally laid back and playful showing a more outspoken and assertive side to him when the situation calls for it. it instills a sense of security in people, like it makes you want to depend on him. also means he could potentially become possessive in certain scenarios... he'd make a great dad

>>36559121
>the females take longer to develop
lolisho briskadets... why am not surprised

>>36559139
>shu dad
now im listening greatly as a yume

>>36559200
i'm a fujo so i'm sorry if this doesn't sound good but he's one of the few livers i'd trust with a child for longer than 30min and out of sight. you could have either him as a single dad getting with a teacher or him as a teacher getting with a single parent. or imagine him meeting someone who's in an abusive relationship. he's gentle and caring, it's hard not to think of him as a safe haven, like you're a ship coming to port after a lifetime of storms. maybe at first he doesn't know but once he discovers what's going on... he grabs your arm with more force than you'd think he'd use and slides your sleeve up to see the bruises. he doesn't say anything, his face just darkens. the thought of a child being in potential danger pisses him off like nothing else.

>Reproductive behavior of Sepia pharaonis. (A) Males, exhibiting a pattern with transverse and strongly contrasting white stripes against dark brown skin, escort females after pairing during spawning. A paired male raises the first pair of arms high to express antagonism to other males swimming nearby. (B) When mating, the male and the female change posture from an accompanying pattern to a head-to-head position. Then, the male holds the female with the first pair of arms on the head and the second and third pair of arms supporting the arms of the female. (C) A paired female bends its arms into a fist-like manner (indicated by red dash line) for approximately 30 seconds each time to form the chamber presumably resulting from the above posture for spawning. (D) A paired female extends its arms to convey and lay eggs. Sepia pharaonis repeats steps C and D until spawning is finished. The head-to-head mating behavior also occurs during the intervals of egg-laying.

This is all for uh...education purposes

>>36559766
does that last sentence mean pregnancy sex in scientist terms

>>36559198
The cuttlefish was the perfect mascot to choose...

i can never decide if i like the idea of sonny's tentacles being apart of him or a separate eldritch entity (e.g. picrel) more, both are so good in their own way. either way i feel deeply enlightened by this discussion thank you comfydants

>>36559018
Only Sonny's sperm allowed in me!

>>36559888
This one is a different species from the cuttlefish that dies after birth, but basically I think the last sentence is the can fuck and lay eggs at the same time.

>>36560011
that's hot

>>36560002
The cuttlefish is possessive just like sonny!

>>36559996
np! comfykadet monsterfucking LOVE!!
it was fun bouncing off ideas with you guys. maybe it can be both? sonny can control the tentacles but then he can also cut them off and they can have a mind of it's own trying to fuck you before the last of it's life source gets depleted after being separated for it's host

>Comfydant sheep fuckers
>Briskadet cuttlefish fuckers
Are we going to have some Kyomies elephant fuckers post now?

>>36560919
>vox says he's a comfydant, is welsh
>fuuchan says he's a kindred, wants to be impregnated
it makes so much sense

>>36560919
i baited with ToT in the post but alas, i'm not as good as a baiter as wife...

>>36560919
Kyomies here seemed pretty into alien/tentacle fucking thanks to Ren and necrophilia courtesy of Kyo being fragile as glass but also immortal courtesy of isekai moon magic

>By comparison, an adult elephant's penis is the largest penis of any land animal at 1.8 metres (6 ft) on average.
Kyo is 1.6 meters tall...

>>36560919
damn imagine the elephant cock bulge

>>36561225
Is trunkfucking a thing? that counts as a sort of tentacle, right?

>>36561225
I have to confess something, I'm the kyo necrophilia anon and I'm actually not a Kyomie but a Comfydant...

>>36559539
oh i love this so much, thank you anon! he has worked at a daycare before so i can see him as a teacher getting with a single parent. one of those cliche stories where the single parent is stressed all the time, the other parent is either abusive to them and the child when theyre close and he sees it happening in the parking lot when hes getting off work and intervenes.

>>36561351

>>36561351
this makes so much sense

>comfydant rping as kyomies
>kindred rping as mystakes
>quildren rping as comfydants
THEY ARE

>>36561621
SUS

>>36561351
same....

>>36561386
you're welcome! shu makes me want to write comfort and fluff and high school AUs, which is pretty rare

Kyo... ToT

>>36561790
>frequent urination, with a steady trickle down the back of their legs
woah

>>36561790
>horny kyo pissing himself
U O H

>>36561621
I'm not rping and a kyomie okay I watch Kyo as well, I just prioritize Wife more so I don't want to say that I'm a Kyomie.

>>36561747
hes very much a highschool/childhood friends AU type of guy.

>>36561790
>Digging their tusks into the ground, to deal with the pain from their (head) glands.
...kyo

Weird thread today

I think if there are no kyomies here you should pump the breaks on the elephant fucking. I'm just going to throw it out there. Call me crazy.

>>36561867
I can't believe elephants goes through heat...

>>36561996
pretty average actually

>>36562028
You're okay with sheep and cuttlefish fucking but not elephant fucking?

>>36562248
No but I chose not to say anything

>>36562028
just filter it if you dont like it

>>36561921
but i don't want him to succumb to second male lead syndrome.....

>>36562630
i mean...sometimes the second male leads have a more interesting side story than the main male lead

from all the boys who can produce more cum

>>36562722
side characters and side couples are consistently more interesting

I'm just going to post this comparison with the detail that an elephant is on average 10ft tall

>>36562856
always, shu is winning as the second male lead

>>36562764
I fucking hate that movie it was so stupid...

>>36562922
what

>>36562919
If Shu is the second male lead then who is the first male lead then?

>>36562970
Isn't the anon parodying the movie "To all the boys I loved before" kek am I just stupid again.

>>36562986
id have to say vox or luca, my thought goes to a ohshc scenario

>>36563026
anon I never watched that movie in my life

>>36562866
this reminds me of that yume kyomiesona that was a giant uperclassman and i think they're so smart for that

>>36563073
My bad, I just imagine things because I hate that movie so much I guess

>>36562922
i laughed at your joke anon

>>36563134
nta but your hatred for that movie is so funny to me, i imagine its the same way vox hates the lorax movie

>>36563134
is it that bad? i'll give it a watch

>>36563252
It isn't horrific or anything the plot is just dumb, it's a stupid teen romcom

>>36563252
its the usual YA romance novel turned into a movie with the usual tropes of not being like the other girls and hot popular guy

>>36563358
>>36563368
>teen romance
eurgh

>>36563078
I don't remember seeing that does any one have the picture?

>>36563053
Sadly I have never seen the anime so I can't contribute anything to this conversation.

>>36563561
no worries o7 its the usual highschool shoujo atmosphere

>>36563484 (me)
Oh wait nvm I found it

Seriously considering spending $40 a month on cloud storage to back up VODs so that I can start archiving all the boys...I hate FOMO.

>>36563879
how much storage space are you looking at? might be cheaper to buy physical storage with black friday coming up

>>36563879
3 months worth of that and you have enough cold storage to store everyone at 720p60 tbdesu

>>36564236
Unlimited TB, the next lowest options are either 6TB for $20 a month or 10TB (but permanent) for $1200 or 33.33/month for 3 years. Permanent is kind of tempting but I don't think 10TB is actually all that big.
>>36564290
Sorry I'm retarded, what do you mean?

>>36564624
two 4 tb hard drives are probably around $120 if you get them at msrp. i'm only at 1 tb with one boy's vods right now at 1080p

>>36564624
i did a quick google search and i can get a 4TB drive for around 120 CAD right now

>>36564749
>>36565298
why is leaf such a mickeymouse currency, the conversion isn't even that big of a gap but the price is doubled...

>>36565495
no idea where that anon is looking. i was thinking about ebay / best buy western digital refurbs or open box shit

hubby awake and hungry https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1588673239391555586

>>36564749
>>36565298
Sorry I was being dumb. The cloud is meant to be backup for the external SSDs I have/will get.
>>36565495
Canada usually marks things up higher to account for greater transportation costs and inefficiencies compared to selling in the USA.

>>36565495
add sales tax on top of that... i treated myself to something a bit more expensive for my birthday this year and the tax i had to pay almost nullified the sale percentage on the item....

>kyo dream daddy stream at the same time wife's raft
god damn

>>36565674
i think at some point you need to ask yourself when enough is enough. i think this is that point. you're better off uploading them privately to youtube or something. hard drives are normally fine.
>>36565719
time to listen to two streams at once again...

>>36565768
I suppose, but I've lost one backup HD long ago that had a bunch of important stuff on it and more recently a work external SSD failed bad (Samsung too) which is enough if a failure rate to make hesitant to rely solely on them. Cloud has its own risks. (I should note that I also backup personal photography/graphics/video editing too, but not at this volume)

>>36563879
A while back, kindred archivist mentioned abusing Microsoft 365's one drive family plan for 6x1TB storage.
I had a look and that's $99 a year at retail price, but if you do some location spoofing you can get it down to $20 a year. It's really tempting.

>>36565957
that's sample size bias though. for those two bad units there's thousands that are fine. i can't tell you how to spend your money

AGF is today, asking for vox nendo preview

>>36564624
Anything with "unlimited" GB is not going to be dependable or have catches (most usually "file will only stay if it's still on your PC") Also cloud storage is scalable, there is no reason to start out with more than what you have now.

Speaking of, page is up
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1588678730947477507?

>>36566759
That's a good point about scalable.
>>36565981
Yes! That's the conversation that stuck with me but I couldn't remember what they'd said to consider.
>>36566069
No you had a good point earlier, and now too. The bias is mostly my own trauma lol thank you for pushing back, I appreciate the wake up calls.

Looks like lux has a special video at the agf venue

>>36566710
Please do not get my hopes up like this

time for my lovely beautiful wife

>>36566768
I wish I could get the chibi art badges as a set without having to buy the whole book of them. I hate the merch gacha...I guess I will just stick with the keychains.