/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ وصايا.
> 1. لما لا نندمج مع /ستارز/؟
لا يجوز لك تجاوز مناقشة قريبك.
> 2. أتريدون التعاون مع هولولايف؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 3. أتريدون التعاون مع نيجيسانجي؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 4. أرأيت أرقام الأولاد؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 5. أرأيتم ما يقول /كتالوج/؟
لا تضيع وقتك مع كلماتهم القذرة.
> 6. !الصيادون يهينون إخوانكم
لا تضيع الوقت مع كلماتهم القذرة.
> 7. خمن ما سمعته من هولولايف/نيجيسانجي
كلماتهم لا تنتمي إلى هذا المعبد.
> 8. يجب أن ننقسمـ
لن يحدث.

هذا و أعلن أن هذا الخيط مبارك.

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>36539967
inshallah
>>36539979
amen

>>36539967
inshallah
>>36539979
amen
>>36539987
WHORE

>>36539967
Inshallah my brother
>>36539979
Amen

>>36539883
>Be Magni
>Maxed out luck
>STILL unlucky
Kek. Is he cursed or something?

>>36539987
What an ugly uniform...

>>36539967
Inshallah
>>36539979
Amen

>>36540009
Fuck you.

>>36539967
inshallah

>>36539979
Amen

>>36539883
>dingo luck
Hmm.. I don't think it was actually like that originally....

>>36539987
why this nowa face emanates a lot of seggs

>>36540009
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>36539979
AMEN
>>36539967
INSHALLAH
>>36539883
max INT btw

>>36539967
>>36539979
Will we have a nip version?

>>36540047
needs uniform correction t b h

canon Axel stats.. the OP is edited...

>>36540128
I wish but I'm not Japanese so I can't do that.

>>36540175
Nice edit, chud.

>>36539883
Awful lot of MP on Vesper for someone who's not a vampire or anything.....

>>36540175
Op is the new canon Axel stats

>>36540175
>That INT
Kek, I wonder if they actually knew he was dumb when they hired him

>>36540175
Huh? OP here, OPs never lie. You got fed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGCvMMT9ymg
Astel singing

>>36540128
What's the japs religion?

>>36540232
Pretty sure the stats were made after that

>>36540317
shinto and buddhism, iirc.

Vesper "streaming machine of Tempus" Noir

Writeanon here,as promised here is the updated and corrected vision of Magni's fanfic

>Magni struggles as he opens his eyes,the scene that greeted him was not a pleasant one
>He can vaguely hear the sound of battle,"Who were we fighting again""Oh""Them"
>"I took a blow to the head,a scythe was swung down towards me to deliver to killing blow.B-but someone shielded me who was it again"
>turning to his right he sees vesper lying on the floor beside him blood pooling around his body.
>Magni looks up,Axel struggling to get on his knees.His legs clearly broken in a few places
>Altare fighting one armed ,a bloodied mess remains of where his right arm used to be.Five figures surrounding him trying to finish him off.
>Altare is putting up a valiant defense,but clearly he was not long for this world.
>They had minutes,no seconds before they were completely wiped out.
>"Everyone is gonna die....again"
>He looks down at his collar,a small red crystal sits there.
>He hears a burly voice echo in his head."Dez Boyo you dont have to do this" another voice younger almost musical "It will kill you,you know this"
>a female voice speaks "Run,Dezzy,they wont blame you,we didnt"
>He removes the pin that secures the red crystal to his collar,its thumpers to the floor,arms trembling he picks up the crystal and places it carefully into his mouth.
>As he is about to swallow ,A single thought consumes him "Never again."
>Finally a voice he recognize all too well speaks to him from the great beyond,his old master "You were always a stubborn lil runt.You have 5 mins before you are dead"
>Magni chuckles to himself and with labored breaths whispers "good enough"
>He swallows,light from each arms of his glove cloak flows into his body
>As he stands,power coursing through his veins.
>Magni bellows "YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME,THE GREAT MAGNI DEZMOND ALCHEMIST OF HOLOSTARS ENGLISH!!!"
>4 mins 59 seconds..

>>36540232
They boys have said before that they had input in their stats

>>36540317
Shinto or Buddhism

>>36540175
>chain
>mask
>ears

>>36540175
I like this "fake" version because it feels like an opposite of Magni's

>>36540378(ME)
Version* cant catch a break today.

>>36540378
I thought this was a hornypost, good job nonetheless

https://twitter.com/alstroemeryas/status/1588083712318586880

>>36540378
Where is Aniki's prompt?

>>36540048
He's so lucky that it circles back around to unlucky.

>>36540378
NOWAAAAA
ANIKIIIIIII
LEEDAAAAHH

>>36539883
I fixed Axel's stats

>>36540048
I feel like Magni should give Axel half of his luck and buff his own dex

>>36540546
Since when could Axel use magic?

>>36540378
top 10 anime battles

>>36539883
Huh... Magni's actually a caster, interesting.

>>36539883
Leader's and Magni's luck should be lowered while raise Magni's dex since he's a greased pig

If Axel is edited, are the others too?

>>36540734
nah, just aniki's

>>36540499
His legs are broken anon,give aniki a break.

>>36540908
so that's where Axel's vampire survivor chibi comes from

>>36540474
>I thought this was a hornypost
Sorry to disappoint you anon,but i am not the erotic fanfic writeanon.

>>36540633
If someone like mazumaro animated something like this for tempus it would be legendary.

https://youtu.be/PaH0BeL8a6w
Now that I think about it, out of everyone in Tempus, I think Leader has the least actual genuine friendships in HoloPro. Aside from Tempus, he’s really only close to Kobo, and maybe Alban. Don’t get me wrong, he gets along well with everyone (Mori, Kronii, Zeta, etc.) but not to the point where a 1 on 1 collab would go well. I think that’s part of the reason he doesn’t want to do call ins.

>>36541522
Can't get too close when you're trying to hide that you're a demon

>>36541522
Many of the people who called into Magni and Axel's streams said it was their first time talking properly 1 on 1 and it was still fine. He just doesn't want to put up with 30 minutes of awkward forced conversations with a handful of holoID girls and Mori.

>>36540908
Fixed

>>36541522
Some of his StarsJP senpai want to call him though, it's a shame he doesn't want to.

>>36541626
kek. magni's PR for a reason

>>36541720
shouldn't Magni's DEX a little bit higher?

Kuku sounds so hot...

>>36541762
I'm sure he will find something that will include everyone while it's still something he is comfortable with. Like Kaela did that video/drawing submissions thing on her birthday

>>36541720
Magni's dex should've gone up.
I also don't think his int should've gone down but I guess I'm alone there

>>36541522
Yeah i can relate. It doesn't have to be call in he can just ask for video or voice recordings like kaela did

>>36541828
Zetakeks status??

>>36541880
or a birthday message should also be good enough

>>36541915
cute

>>36541914
throw dust in people's eyes.

>>36541915
Villainess leader looks hot

I miss leader :(

For the ZetAxel shippers I just had a very big and stink shit that clogged the toilet, so I needed to put my hand in there and move the shit out of the way so that it would go down

>>36541762
First time I've heard that. Just call him offstream what's the problem?
But then again Roberu can dodge everyone for years we probably will get another Roberu kek

https://twitter.com/maya_duka/status/1588522531103059969?t=1N_5uHsnKe564DxDXtyBdg&s=19

>>36542323
...

>>36541915
Onee regina looks hot

>>36542180
>next solo leader stream is (supposedly) on monday
i'm ngmi...

>>36539883
as an rpgfag i love picrel so much. glad the boys take the isekai guild thing kinda seriously lol. if it's an actual game i'd definitely go for dingo

>>36542220
Damn...

>>36541369
hey what the fu

>>36542479
The brightest stars burn out more quickly, or however that saying goes

>>36542220
Nice post, Dingo

>>36541369
Finally...

>>36541880
Pretty much this. But if he really doesn't want to then there's no helping it

Sex

Astel got another Kemono friend

>>36542766

>>36542822
another fat fuck

>>36542822
Another fat fuck onahole

Tbh, I kinda want a Tempus/Pikamee collab

What the fuck did Astel just flash on the screen?

>>36543000
>It is not of our concern.

>>36543000
Funny you would mention her,considering she is playing Project Zomboid RN

>>36542672
why is Ryouna so fucking sex

>>36543060
I have no idea

>>36540546
MP requires INT and Axel though lovable is dumb as a fucking rock

I agree that Magni needs to revise his and lower his luck down to the lowest in the guild as he jobs the fucking most.

>>36543060
>>36543176
his murder mystery kemono harem

>>36543176
Is he using that outfit that he hates again?

>>36543000

tempus/vinesauce crew

>>36543196
>he jobs the fucking most.
Altare is right there tho

>>36543196
Nah, Magni has the highest Luck in Tempus, the problem is his passive ability that activates at the worst moment possible and gives him bad luck proportionally to all the good luck he had till that monent. But as long as it's not important, he's always gonna win

>>36543168
The less IQ you have, the stronger your sexual aura becomes. just like Axel

>>36541493
There is a surprisingly low amount of horny fics in this split, I thought femanons liked horny literature over pictures.

>>36543217
If you mean on stream, no. The murder mystery takes place before he joined Holostars, so he's wearing that outfit.

>>36543463
>split

>>36543463
the local writefags seem to prefer writing regular fic over greentext fics, which probably takes a lot more time to shit out. there are a bunch of fujo drawfags that occasionally post in the thread, though.

>>36543463
The horny fics slowed down because of October but fics usually are written on ao3 and posted here instead

Nowa please don't cancel the stream

>>36540175
He’s been grinding for 3 months

>>36540378
Pardon my autism, just wanted to share this scene made me think of the secret ending BGM of KH2, specifically at 1:58
https://youtu.be/oEgjc7a2Jx0

>>36542180
>>36542479
i miss him...i hope he does a 3 am space..

>>36543857
Looks like it only took 3 months for the self proclaimed stream monster of Tempus to become a tummy hort streamer.

>>36543857
throat hort

When's the A-chan/Nodoka Collab?

Just caught up with the Axel phasmo vod.
How's rpr-san doing after the shower scene?

>>36543857
why would he

>>36544331
Thursday. They will judge Tempus ability to make thumbnails.

>>36540384
>Axel said he's low on Luck
Make sense he'd put that there considering he never had a gf that we know of and he's a jaded saviorfag.

>>36544403
He's sick, went to a doctor yesterday but we don't know what the doctor said, may want to rest because of the travel to Magni's house or he may feel worse today. Who knows

>>36540175
max str & dex with absolutely 0 int. just like me fr on rpg games

>>36544455
He actually said it was because of his gacha luck lmao

>>36544589
Shhhhhh, let me have this rrat

>>36544151
>1:58
Yes,it does have that "all hope is lost" feel slowly building back up to the crescendo where you can clearly get a feel of "the will to fight" come up to the ending of the music piece,where the screen goes black.Very good pick anon.

Half the views of Magni's cover are mine.

>>36544748
The other half? Me.

>>36543857
Corporate vtubing is a young man's game unfortunately

>>36544748
>>36544789
Hey leave some views for us, I have not been able to listen to his cover because you two keep stealing the views away from me T_T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvSKHYzB82M

This remains his best cover by far I feel, it'll be hard to top it

>>36543857
I hope he doesn’t, I really liked Into the Breach.

>>36541720
>altare’s luck stat zero
oh it hurts it hurts for real

>>36544935
It's a very good cover indeed, the song fits his voice really well.

>>36544902
>Too slow!

>>36544935
This cover is still living rent-free inside my head

>>36545219

>>36545058
Leader....

women are kinda fucked up

If Nowa cancels the stream I'm gonna kill myself, you guys won't have shitty mspaint art for the next DND Session

>>36545933
>no eroguro fanfic posting above this
i agree anon but you haven’t seen anything yet

>>36545935
mspaint anon.... please, you have so much to live for.

>>36545935
Please don't anon, you make the streams so much fun

>>36545935
vestie...

>>36545935
based vespling

>>36542479
you're supposed to put the gun INSIDE your mouth you fucking jobber of a leader

>>36545935
I am gonna hurt you,really really bad,so bad you are gonna be eating from a tube.But on the bright side of things you will be paralyzed and unable to kill yourself.

>>36546316
no if you actually want to get the job done, unless you only want to shoot through your cheek and survive to be laughed at

>>36545933
where did this come from

>>36545935
vesties dont be hopeless codependent freaks challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

>>36545981
>thinking the erogure fanfic posting was the worst cultares have posted

>>36546415
we don’t need… to discuss it again…

>>36546415
>>36546437
No please do

Couldn't watch the Dingo (and it was probably in Japanese anyways), what's the current Dingo Sexo status? Did they just have a friendly chat or did it somehow end with even more people throwing themselves at him.

Cute dog on a chain!

>>36540499
i didn't write this, just copypasted, so if the formatting sucks that's why.

Axel's cybernetic ears can catch frequencies no ordinary human could ever hope to; they flicker, twin beacons in the dark, as he switches focus from the pained and shallow breaths of his fallen comrades to the wails of things beyond the veil of simple mortality, to the roars of deep space churning away while the priestess channels her eldritch blessings.

"Oh, we are fucked if I don't do something, huh?" Forcing some cheekiness into his tone, he says it aloud and sets his mask aglow with each word, but none of his guildmates reply. They probably can't even hear. He doesn't look at them. It's enough to know they're still breathing. He can still save them.

He forces himself to stand upright. Tall, to face the coming storm. Ina's gaze is unfocused as the unspeakable power she gathers forms rend after rend in Elysium's reality. The tearing sounds are loud enough to hurt, to deafen; he deactivates the ears with a gesture, and lets his instinct take over instead.

He needs distance from the others, so she won't finish them off in the process of targeting him. And she has to target him. He'll make certain of that. His skin prickles. He can still feel the distortion: those many small gravity wells, and their push and pull upon the tapestry of space and time between dimensions.

"Now or never, right?" He rushes forward, charging her, arms back to streamline his body and mask flaring crimson with each breath. Tentacles manifest from thin air at her sides and dart toward him. He leaps. Kicks. Two get knocked aside; he lands on a third and manages to run a short distance along its slimy surface before Ina lashes it like a whip, sending him flying. He turns midair in time to land on all fours, ignoring the pain of impact, and charges again.

The priestess opens her mouth to sing: songs of madness and heartache and secrets beyond the ken of such simple creatures as humans, born from thousands of consciousnesses channeled within a single Diva's voice. But he knows the Diva--even if he cannot channel Her the way the priestess does--and he knows Her songs, and he howls them back while the red light of his mask leaves its color in his wake, a trailing glow marking his jagged path up her thrashing tentacles.

On two limbs, then four, then two again; whatever stance will get him where he needs, he takes, clinging and swinging and climbing, always climbing, to the priestess who holds herself closest to heaven.

And then he is upon her, and her eyes widen and focus on him as though only just now seeing him for the first time. She raises her voice just as he inhales to recover his.

At this range and without his counter-song, the intense voice of the Diva hits him at full force: his nose, ears, and eyes all begin to bleed. Still he wears a fierce grin beneath the mask. At maximum volume, ignoring the damage to his throat just as much as the rest of his body: "Ayo, shutcho bitchass up!"

Her song falters.

In the instant it does, when he swings forward to crash their foreheads together, Elysium itself shudders from the force of the impact.

thx for helping me get fudanwriter out of a slump. work is sucking his soul out so i sent him the writings and prompt from last thread and he was so sad abt the lack of dingo he couldn't sleep until it existed. also jic anyone else was confused abt it like me at first, the diva is hatsune miku

>>36546382
Fellow Altventurers who hate women just like their leader or a tourist unable to handle the power level of our resident fujos

>>36546482
The girls in his collab watched dingo taking a shower

cmon ojisan.. either say you're gonna cancel the stream or put a waiting room up. my anxiety is spiking through the roof... he hates streaming...he hates holostars.. he hates the vesties...

JWU, how was phasmo colla-

>>36546554
Ah.

>>36546031
>>36546095
>>36546104
>>36546163
>>36546337
Ty anons, I'll try to survive until then.

WHERE'S NOWA
IM GONNA KMS

>>36546536
mane-san!! i missed you and fudanwriter!! thank you for this!

>>36546905
CHIN UP, BACK STRAIGHT, VESPLING, WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS.

>>36546536
Thanks for the repost anon. Reading Axel being cool and protecting the group does things to me.

>>36547084
I MISS HIM SO MUCH

>>36546536
its good to see you again mane-san! I hope you and fudanwriter are doing well.

I'm gonna pay Nowa a visit just to check if he needs help to set a waiting room or something

>>36547084
>vesplings were the missing piece in the sapling's coming of age story
>a younger, weaker needyling forces them to man up and take charge
Sugeeee...

>>36546603
>>36547143
>>36546905
well hello there little vesplings
I'll keep you company until he comes back ;)

>>36547465
AIEEEEE

>>36546482
Pochi dragged him alone to the toilet using candy

banging my head against the wall rn. I need my Nowa fix...

>>36547565
leader.... you gotta stop hurting your walls..... you haven't payed for the repairs yet..

>>36547612
Are there even any walls left? I'm pretty sure Altare is homeless by now

>>36547612
he's doing this on purpose... making me dependent on him like a drug. I HATE HIM.

>>36546536
mane-san!!! hope you and fudanwriter are doing well, thanks for writing about aniki! I love that sudden "shut yo bitchass up" dialogue lmao

>>36547644
possibly.... but he's got his pikachu merch left so there's that.... and technically the floor is a wall...so...

cmon Nowa are you gonna make a waiting room or not? If not then i'll go masturbate until the off collab tomorrow.

>>36541522
Based I prefer the Nijidudes over the Holos. He'll probably become more social when Stars EN 2 debuts and if he learns korean bossu will be his friend.

>>36547724
Man, it's really bad if Leader has to punch his beloved pikachu merch...

>>36541522
Is not a tradition Oga has never done a call in or even a collabed on his birthday.
Unless you count Omaesan but that was a live date more than a collab.

>>36547888
but which does leader love more: pikachu or father figures like nowa?

>>36547865
Stars > Nijidudes > Holos > Nijigirls

Watching the final ep of Raft.
Axel says he gets called Dingo - isn't that only a /here/ thing?

>>36547888
does he have a pikachu plushie? I hope not

>>36548115

>>36548105
a lot of people that watch tempus are also /here/ in some way. take of that what you will.

>>36548105
altare has called him dingo and i think vesper too

>>36547079
you're welcome! he's been busy so my job has been to keep him up to date on the boys, so i've just been lurking for a while

>>36547139
same tbdesu

>>36547363
>>36547702
we're doing p good despite seasonal chaos, tyvm.
and yeah that dialogue lmao, i'll pass compliments on to fudanwriter

hope he writes an extended version for posting on ao3 ToT

It's over... He hates us...

>>36548027
once leader gets a tattoo of nowa on his body it’s safe to say his love for him has usurped his love for pikachu
until then pikachu will never betray him

>>36548105
altare has been calling him dingo for at least 2 months he told Aru his nickname was dingo when they met in minecraft

>>36548149
>take of that what you will
I’m gettin real bored of reading this line here

NOWAAAAAA

>>36548406
he hates us...

Awww, I guess the old man isn't coming, how sad~!

>nowa straight up ghosting us
tempus… is over…

>>36548432
R

>>36548432
R

>>36548432
R

>>36548432
FUCKING BRAT
GET OVER HERE

>>36548432
T

I

>>36548432
R

Altare's GPU is not dead. It's just an excuse to crash the off collab.

https://twitter.com/oya44934825/status/1588563425851891715

>>36548459
>ghosting me just like my real father
....

>>36548511
AaAAYYOO

HE CANCELLED THE STREAM I'M NGMI

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1588576959818518528

its over
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1588576959818518528

anyways gonna go masturbate now

I just watched the vod today.

>>36548517
>>36548459
"Still feeling weak, I’m going to rest the whole day today before leaving for dez’s place"

>>36548459
HE HATES US UUUUUU, HE HATES US AND IS NEVER COMING BACK UUUUUUUUUUUU

>>36548556
>>36548558
nowa hates us... he hates our guts so much... he probably hates us with all his heart!!!

>>36545935
your life? hand it over.

>>36545935
anon…

>>36547084
Nevermind, abort, I'm killing myself too.

>>36543857
>>36545935
I knew it, I could feel that he wasn't gonna stream today. I hate my life

So, What is Axel / Magni going to do now that Altare is out of commission / Vesper got Chupadoed ?

>>36548597
HE HATESUSHEHATES US HE HATES US HEHTATESUS HEH HTEAS US IMHATE HIM

Dingo... please wake up soon...

sorry for being schizo but I'm really starting to dislike offcollabs...

I bet that WHORE Vesper cancelled the stream to go have sex with his BOYFRIEND!!!

>>36548511
brb changing my name to apex

I guess it's time to go on a 3 AM walk ...

>>36548661
I don't care much for them

Nowa needs rape correction. stop canceling streams you bratty old man!!!

Magni get on and finish ur sonic game now

>>36548617
strongest sapling

Hey guys, just checking in
You did remember them yo not stream more than 1 hour right?

>>36548671
That boyfriend? Me

>>36548561
KEK

>>36548661
personally I just want video footage of Nowa's gloved hands so I can fap to them. other than that I don't care either

>>36548511
helP ToT

Watch Magni cancelling his stream too because he needs to clean his house and buy some small components to build the PC.

>>36548671
Yeah, me.

>>36548644
I guess it's time for Magni to dip and Axel to carry Tempus again with the guerilla streams

>>36548671
he's letting altare take out all his frustrations from his pc out on him right now

>>36548556
>>36548558
HE HATES US AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>36548671
boyfriend = Magni
I know you're seething, Altare.

Vesties. Why are you sad about this? Isn't this the true dad experience you wanted?

I'm actually pretty sad because I fucking loved Into the Breach last time.

>Vesper only streamed once during the whole week and it was the tweet translation stream
It's unironically over, even the EN whores lasted more than 3 months before devolving into tummy hort memes.

>A dozen Vesties sitting in front of a screen
>Vesper's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa NoooooWAAAA uuuUUUU!" "Ahahaha! Yaaaaay!" "I love Nowa!"
>"Alright Vesties, I'll see you all soon! Bye-bye!"
>All of the Vesties start waving goodbye at the screen
"Bye-bye Nowa!" "Thank you Uncle Nowa!" "I love you Nowa!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling Vesties each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"N-Nowa!? Where are you? Nowa!?" "Nowa doko!?" "H-Help! I lost my uncle! uuu!"
>Panic sets in, the Vesties begin to aimlessly search for Vesper
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the Vesties succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S UNCLE!?" "I- I- I MISS NOWA!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the Vesties become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their little fists, tugging at their hair, or just screaming at the top of their lungs
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY NOWA!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD VESTIE! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "NOWAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the Vesties still have energy in their little bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the Vesties yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "uu u uncle nowa" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for hours on end, perhaps even over a day in length
>hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vesper's BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their broshi rouses the Vesties from their torpor
"uuu..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vesper appears onscreen
>"Hello, good morning everybody. I am your host, Vesper Noire, the resident scholar of the adventurer's guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English."
>The Vesties, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"NOWA!" "UNCLE NOWA'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the Vesties take their seats and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>36548707
kys omegay you're not canon

>>36548707
I'm sorry I ever doubted you, omega-san...
Burning out is no laughing matter...

Anyways anyone wanna choccy milk? I got some choccy milk!

>>36548105
He brought it up on stream a few weeks back going "I'm not a dingo!!", so I think it's safe to say no.

>>36548798
His schedule was already kinda weak, but we had 2 Into the Breach streams so I was excited for it. Turns out both streams were cancelled...

>>36548792
I wanted a dad that would never abandon me... one that I could fuck as well..
im in fucking shambles right now

>>36548661
HoloEN offcollab arc basically resulted in 2 weeks of no streams and all they did to compensate was like three 2-hour streams and that's it
Offcollabs fucking suck if they don't live near each other

>>36548348
Literally never heard Altare call him Dingo but I see people in his chat call him that all the time

>altare and axel are the only ones who don’t cancel streams at the drop of a hat because tummy/voice hort :(
>altare’s PC fucking exploded and axel is exiled to australia time
I HATE THIS GUILD

>>36548707
The cumsock is back, what a relief. At least I'll have something to release my pent up anger on

>>36548602
>>36548610
Yeah... I knew it was gonna happen

So, to be clear, Vesties = Vesplings , or is it like a subdivision like Mag Nation and Ant Nation, Or Axlotls and Pregnation?

>>36548905
The only streams Magni cancelled were just before his birthday so it wouldn't suck. Otherwise Magni's been just fine.
Vesper's been sick twice and just wants to take care, not that big of a deal.

are any vesties willing to participate in a mass suicide with me?
I can't live knowing Nowa won't stream today. And probably won't stream on Sunday either.

Can't believe Dingo was the only good hire. He's the only one who hasn't let me down. He's the only one who isn't a fag, menhera, or scummy. Once he gets Squeenix perms I'm not even gonna bother with the rest of the boys until StarsEN2.

>>36548896
he definitely has called axel dingo multiple times though

I'm willing to bet that those marathon streams and consuming all those energy drinks + that late night guerilla with Axel and RPR finally caught up to him. Your body isn't young anymore Vesper.

Stupid old man getting sick...needs sleep correction. And now Magni will likely get sick as well...seems like we can't go a week with all 4 members at full strength lately

If you are bored with nothing to watch, the 4chan Divegrass Autumn Babby Cup just started, but /vt/ doesn't play til tomorrow. Just look up the "implyingrigged" wiki

>>36548905
Anon, Leader's PC breaking is a lie.

>>36546337
Shouldn't Nowa be Dio? I mean, they're both... old and hot.

>>36548845
Any chance you got something to eat too? I'm kinda hungry.

Hololive ruined Dad. Now he's pulling all the same shit kronii was. Is this just how it will always be? Every oshii I pick is menhera and ends up hating streaming...where do I go from here? I really need to just bite the bullet and start doing my JP reps. They actually work hard over there.

>>36548983
That was like a month ago

Nowa joked about dying to "some family" but maybe that "family" is cancer...

>>36548896
I remember him clearly saying "what's that dingo up to?" so he has

>>36549018
delayed damage over time

time to rewatch Nowa's 24 hour twitch vod... ha ha...

>>36548996
and about to die

Axel being able to speak japanese so fluently is a big tip that he's the one we can rely on. Every bilingual member in hololive is a hard worker. This is a scientific fact.

more like Ninowa Vespernis

>>36548207
>>36548980
>>36549067
Altventurers mass hallucinating rn.

>>36549014
>Every oshii I pick is menhera and ends up hating streaming
>oshii
Also. If that's the main common point between all your oshi, wouldn't that just mean you would carry the same bad luck when it comes to jp?

>>36549014
That's it, it's her fault he became like that. I'll hate her for the rest of my life
I like her

I would like to remind everyone that even though Regis Altare, leader of the Tempus guild has a non-functioning GPU he is still a good guy and a great kisser

>>36548952
Vesplings are Vesties + Saplings, so basically Orphans who act like I MISS NOWA DADDY UUUUUUUUUUUUU

gonna kill myself. FUKC YOU NOWA!!!! I WAITED ALL DAY FOR YOU TO STREAM!!! FUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFCKUFCK

>>36549130
My JP oshii was Haachama and then Marine....so you might be onto something.

>>36549151
I love my demon god king boyfriend

JUST CANCEL THE OFFCOLLAB VESPER YOU’RE TOO SICK TO GO JUST CANCEL IT CANCEL IT DON’T GO SEE MAGNI AREN’T YOU WORRIED ABOUT GETTING HIM SICK TOO JUST CANCEL IT MNNNGHHHHH *STARTS STRANGLING PIKACHU PLUSH*

>>36548918
Put the arrow over the eye and it’s magni

>>36548807
Wtf this literally me frfr nocap

>>36549151
stfu magni if you're awake and have time to shitpost here then save us all with a guerrilla stream

Let this be a lesson that any man over 30 is just a pathetic shell of a real man! They are slowly breaking down from the inside, from their weak immune system to their pathetic libido~

>>36549243
He's going to show up and get Magni sick and then Magni will have to cancel the collab to drive the old man to the hospital

>>36548993
You will know when he streams minecraft again and opens up the info

>>36549269
R

>>36549248
wait wtf.... israel?

>>36549269
R

>>36549269
T

>>36549287
You know if you were a member kek

I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING OFF COLLAB WITH DEZ OLD MAN... SEE WHAT HAPPENS NOW? YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!

>>36549279
Hospital offcollab let's go!

>>36549269
rape

where's aniki.... he's the only one who really cares...

>>36549220
>boyfriend
-grabs you by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

>>36549392
having discord sex with Zeta

>>36549392
He's off playing around with girls.

>>36549392
Isn't it like 4am for him right now? Let the dingo sleep, he deserves to rest.

>attend twitchcon
>guild gets aids

>>36549392
he's sleeping besides me

>>36549441
>most likely to betray the guild
>plans to have off collab sex with all of the boys, whilst being infected with AIDS caught from twitchcon
naruhodo.....

Altare's really holding Vesper hostage huh...
He's gonna slip up with the tweets with a :3 at some point

>>36549441
I blame the redbulls

>>36549450
Stop LARPing and pay attention to the game, Zeta

>>36549269
THAT. IS. IT!
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU LITTLE BRAT! I'M GONNA GRAB YOU BY THE THROAT AND PULVERIZE YOUR PELVIS

>>36549479
ah, eto...bleh

>>36549508
Old man, you will break your pelvis too...

>>36549479
Seriously speaking?
He's probably off his computer and writing poems. He's not even on Twitter.

>>36549419
Can confirm, I'm watching them rn while Zeta is screeching like a banshee with her hole full of dingo knot

>>36540424

>>36549479
ToT

>>36549479
N-no way!! This is totally Vesper Noir, scholar of guild Tempus tweeting, you're FOOLS for thinking otherwise, hahaha!!

>>36549479
>vesper’s not sick and altare’s pc didn’t explode
>instead altare tracked him down and is holding him captive while making sure vesper’s body knows who it belongs to through forced marathon sex
it all makes sense now

So, give or take, is this the state of the fans in this thread atm?

>>36549123
https://youtu.be/F7Y4upV4h1k?t=2424

>>36549603
ToT
Vesper slowly developing stockholme syndrome as a way to cope... uohhhhHH

>>36549628
forgot image

>be me
>Oshi ina
>Broshi Nowa
Both arent streaming for health reasons,guess i will have to do my JP reps and go watch the rabbit.

>>36549628
We just having fun

>>36549123

>>36549669
>go watch the rabbit
Oh nonononono please do not kill her too......

>>36549628
in shambles. but im coping by fantasizing about violent rape scenarios involving the imaginary Nowa in my head.

>>36549628
>>36549668
Mindbroken but still funposting

>>36549628
we're just doing a little hee haa

>>36549479
No... not again...Tempus boys... run

>>36549715
Go on, share with the rest of class

>>36549579
axel's thick knotted cock... unable to wrap (you)r hand around it... ToT

>>36549668
wait this is actually pretty funny, could we get this as the next thread image?

>>36549628
This just gives me an opportunity to catch up with other VTuber VODS

>>36549662
altare’s gonna make sure vesper likes him the most no matter what :) even if it means vesper has to spend lots of time with him and only him :)

Anyways do not forget to stream dingos cover if you want some warm cum inside of you

https://youtu.be/FVB5d918lbg
https://youtu.be/FVB5d918lbg
https://youtu.be/FVB5d918lbg

>>36549628
watching Vesper's vods at x0.25 so I can listen to him forever...

>>36549669
You're jinxed anon, stay the fuck away from my wabbit.

>>36549815
jesus

>>36549668
>The ants
kek

>>36549668
kek please make this the next thread op. i’m the punching altventurer

>>36549668
>>36549773
Seconding. The day Tempus died

>>36549773
>>36549844
>>36549864
You make the thread then, threadbeggars

>>36549754
Altare tying him up to a bed, burning him with wax/cigarettes, and sodomizing him with various household objects to punish him for wanting to spend time with Dez ToT my mind can't stop fantasizing.. i love Nowa but I want to see him suffer..

>>36549628
I miss him and I'm slightly disappointed but I'm just overreacting for the bit, I think most are the same.

>altare now writing poetry
how fucking miserable do you think it is

look at cheeky dingo, how cute

>>36549999
We're just having fun being schizos like Leader right?

>>36539883
TEMPUS SONGS AND COVERS
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

>Top of the World
https://cover.lnk.to/TOTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNxHJN-fKSI

>Altare
Heartache: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS6NYbx6Rp4

>Magni
Escape from the City: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhz2uQJDY30

>Axel
Yoidore Shirazu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvSKHYzB82M
QUEEN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxHteQ_8dRU
Bad ∞ End ∞ Night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFTSE4h4SSs
Black Cherry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVB5d918lbg

>>36550101
wait a minute....i'm not a schizo tho....

>>36550102
>still no Vesper
do a song cover already old man

>>36549988
fucked up, but nice. altare feeding vesper by hand and gently and cheerfully helping vesper to the bathroom and cleaning him up after hurting him only to go right back to doing it again…

>>36550101
Right!

>>36550035
It's real sadboi shit but it's hot too, because he's carving it into Vesper's chest, as he's been doing all day. Fascinated at how he heals so fast, almost as if Vesper wasn't human....

does anyone have magni's spreading misinformation on the internet pic?

>>36550212
...we gotta talk but you might want to sit down first.

>>36550214
>only NOW he's looking into finding a voice coach
We're gonna get a cover by the time StarsEN2 get their 3D.

>>36550035
He likes to suffer, so probably very.

>>36550102
Magni's is the only one id actually put on my playlist

>>36549988
>>36550256
ToT

>>36550288

>>36550304
a-am i in trouble :(?

>>36550237
The mental gymnastics Vesper would have to create to prevent from having a mental breakdown from the routine sexual torture.... uohh ToT

>>36549988
>waxplay
>ashtray
i truly am an altventurer... ToT

>>36550102
ToTw

>>36549713
>>36549835
I just like a lil rough sex,she is a tough girl.She can take it,i belieb.

Nowa's little brother still streaming for 7 hrs
https://youtu.be/Lr7nhU13lBk

Duality Of Tempus

https://twitter.com/usaminmini/status/1588403635909976065

>>36550035
He's pretty positive for someone with zero luck.

>>36550539
ToT i'll watch him.... I miss Nowa though...

>>36550561
Took long enough for someone to do this

>>36550561
this was the funniest overlap of all time

>>36550561
watching this live was maybe the funniest tempus bit i’ve seen yet and it wasn’t even on purpose

>>36550561
Altare cello stream when? I could fall asleep to him playing lullabies

>>36550396
oh nowa… i’m sure it would be hard to believe that altare was capable of treating anyone like that, demon lord memes aside, but once the cat is out of the bag it’s out, you know? altare feeling some level of real love for him just means he’s gonna be extra cruel T_T

>>36550830
his mom texted him to tell him not to play onstream without practicing more first so maybe when he gets over the psychic damage

Is Nowa unironically sick of us and of streaming or is he just a tired old man?

I've been catching up on the boys raft collabs and I see the series never properly finished, but there's a hidden part in the playlist. /MANS/ archivists, was that the final part? Why was it privated?

>>36550561
KEK

>>36551057
They finished it yesterday? All the parts are up.

>>36551034
Fucking Asian parents....

>>36551161
And people wonder why leader is so insecure

>>36551057
there's nothing, the stream for the raft finale got privated because of manager yab so they had to upload it as a video, axel linked the privated stream in the playlist tho

>>36551108
oh, fucking youtube update splitting videos and livestreams into separate tabs....

>>36551034
Jesus it all makes sense now

Is Axel the Gura of HolostarsEN?
And by that I mean, is he gonna get kidnapped and chain raped as soon as he sets foot in Japan?

>>36551370
No, that would be Magni

>>36551034
No shot this actually happened, you're shitting me right? Timestamp?

I want to be an old ugly mob ojiisan and kidnap magni and put him in a cute girly outfit ToT

open wide, Nowa :3

>>36551370
Yes. They might even meet each other, there's some overlap between the talents who want to rape them.

How was the Axel phasmo collab

>>36551444
you're too late anon.... magni already got ugly bastarded live on stream....

There's no way Magni is cancelling his stream right? hahaha

>>36551453

>>36551433
That definitely happened. I think Altare just told everyone about it during a stream afterwards though - he didn't react to it live.

>>36551483
>after 48 hours in the Matsuri rape dungeon, Gura hears a sound of someone else being brought in
>she looks to her left, only to see an already drained dingo getting chained up