/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>36341838

Aw shit I had just made the OP for thread...
There goes an hour of my work

>>36366590
I'm so sorry. Post it here and I'll use it next time.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

>>36366704
Risu I know you are real and you are playing our game, please expose yourself already I beg you I know its you please I beg you

Hey all, trial dev here.
I totally forgot it was halloween yesterday, so a small halloween event will be hopefully tonight instead!
More details to follow closer to release.
Thanks!
-trial dev

>>36366916
sex with trial dev chan

>>36366916
Might also be tomorrow I meant to add, it depends on how busy other devs are.
-trial dev

>2 more months till new year
How ready are we?

>>36366916
trial dev love

>>36367785
I'm always ready to make a fool out of myself

>>36367785
I don't understand

>>36367785
Not ready enough. I want at least 8 teams of 3 for maximum fun.

>>36369115
I'm doubtful you even have 5 legitimate teams.

>>36369348
I-I will get my team tournament with lots of fun memories, you'll see!

>>36368745
Don't tell me you failed the amagami challenge without even knowing about it anon

>>36370006
>amagami challenge
>the goal
>Find chains by 12/24/2022
why are people so fucking obsessed with dating, who implanted this stupidity into their heads.

>>36370492
Me via chemicals in the water

Floor 7

Floor 8

>>36370000
no, you will concede and WE will get our solo mahjong tourney with the entry fee being your current networth at the start of the tourney. 1st place takes everything from everyone else in 10% increments for the following 10 weeks.

>>36379094
>creates new account pretending to be a new player that likes to play mahjong

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>36379442
Missed you!

>>36379442
>19:00:07
Oh god.

>>36379456
>>36379516
reply box froze for fugging 6 secs before sending it

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 101,975,711, a change of 0.17% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,274,696. There are 27 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 22 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 45):
>Rurudo :: +36.4%
>Nachoneko :: +14.1%
>Astel :: +13.9%
>Rikka :: +11.7%
>Korone & Kronii :: +8.6%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 35):
>Kaoru :: -18.5%
>Miyabi :: -16.4%
>Ui :: -12.1%
>Aki :: -9.5%
>Syrios :: -9.3%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $948,652.13 liquid to start with. This is a change of 0.67% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $3,509,419,270,283.41, a change of -3.55% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $34,414.27. There are 21 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 47):
>Ui :: +85.2%
>Aqua :: +65.8%
>Mel :: +60.4%
>Miko :: +47%
>Sana :: +46.8%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 33):
>Pekora :: -38%
>Subaru :: -35.6%
>Fauna :: -30.6%
>Marine :: -29.3%
>Vesper :: -25.8%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $236,161,030,523, a difference of 0.31% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $14,783,216,002.89, a change of 15.7% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 10):
>Roboco :: +10.2%
>IRyS :: +6.7%
>Chloe :: +1.4%
>Marine :: +1%
>Sora :: +0.9%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>6 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>4 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>12 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>57 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Aqua :: -$651.10 Down :: -$6,510.95 from adj.
>Ui :: -$570.66 Down :: -$5,706.61 from adj.
>Pekora :: $529.32 Up :: $5,293.20 from adj.
>Mel :: -$442.93 Down :: -$4,429.29 from adj.
>Korone :: $435.17 Up :: $4,351.70 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Altare :: -$1.53 Down :: -$15.25 from adj.
>Dezmond :: -$3.76 Down :: -$37.65 from adj.
>Temma :: $8.52 Up :: $85.19 from adj.
>Nana :: $8.75 Up :: $87.50 from adj.
>Shien :: $8.81 Up :: $88.15 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $26.81 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $105.82 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$157.57 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and quit letting the thread die right before adjustment.

>>36379323
I just weaaaalllly weallllly liek majong twust me

>>36380375
As per usual, thank you very much Mr. Numbers review for your numbers review! Very appreciate it!

>>36380375

Aki's shares in October and the rise of the 10 multicoin tax

I like these funds

Since a lot of funds held onto Aki in large amount this month, I added a bonus for every day with 30K+ shares held. Cute and Funny is still at the top for now

nut
>captcha: NTRNM0

Hi-
Please look forward to a little halloween+fall event starting tomorrow!

>>36390449
honk love
I should've kept better track of which ones I've already used...

>>36390449
okie~

>>36382970
Why is BIG PLANS not on S?

>>36394666
Big plans mid at best

>>36398496
Big plans has like the best div%?

BIG PLANS has like the cutest personality.

BIG PLANS has like the friendliest investors.

nutt

page 11

How exactly do I make money with funds? I calculated dividends with the shares I have and it'll take 10 weeks to cover my initial cost. Do I treat it like a stock and sell it when it reaches a certain price?

>>36408029
>dividends
>selling
>caring about liquid at all
Anon, this isn't real life, you don't have to buy food here. All you need to care about is your networth growing. That's why you should hold all the good funds.

>>36408221
Okay but see, here's an example. I can buy exactly 1 share of Ninjinc. I am 850k down and assuming the payout will remain the same it will take me 22 weeks to break even. Meanwhile I could've used that same 850k to buy a bunch of Okayu, get divs, not to mention appreciate my networth from the coin adjustments.

>>36408520
True, buying funds at this point is for players with enough cash on hand they can afford to throw millions away and still have money left in their balance before dividends. New players are typically not going to be buying funds unless they're new
Oh, and the new "Sakura", "Become" and "Sora" funds that appear every once in a while with a 20% fee are scams, don't buy them

>>36409538
>not buying honeypot funds

>>36409538
I thank you for warding off potential leeches.

>>36410127
>>36410431
>dissolving your fund just before you hit 20% growth as a big fuck you to investors
Fuck you as well

>>36408029
You can make money out of funds by making your own asap. the 10% tax for x1-50 multi is infinitely better than normal market. dont worry about initial funding too, richfags will donate tons for your ass (ie shares)

>>36411150
say it louder so the people in the back can hear you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>36411203
FUCK YOU

>>36411245
FUCK YEAH

Why IPO Kaoru, who hasn't even streamed half a year, but not Kira?

>>36412447
he still got a channel?

>>36412658
Yes? With actual VODs too.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzsociuFqVwgZuMaZqaCsg

>>36412685
trialdev or honk said in the gc Kira might be added at another date, they didn't want too many new coins in the first ipo

>>36413047
Might have been honk (think it was also in the thread), thanks for the reminder though, I'll bring it up.

Also, hopefully a big spike incoming today.
-trial dev

>>36413872
looks mighty big indeed

Wanted to ask about mutual funds

If I was going to make a fund right now, I get 500m extra for creating it?

>>36414004
nope, what you invest at the initial investment is what you get ie balance. the extra money comes from people buying your shares which gives you (share price x share #)

>>36414089
Yeah but I remember trialdev or someone saying something about extra cash to a fund. Memory bad so can't exactly rember if im right

>>36411190
If I make my own fund, do I make money by setting fees or having a bigger CEO %?

>>36414113
i think the extra cash thing is added due to this update

>10/23/2022
>Increased starting amount to 30 times average coin price from 10 times

>>36414113
> Hi-
> In addition to the starting funds of all new players being increased to 30x the mean coin price, all existing active players have been brought up to a minimum of 400k networth plus a 500k cash injection to every player. See the devblog for post confirmation.

Never mind, I thought it was about something completely different

>>36414116
you make money off by trading.
ceo % unnecessary unless you plan to have a board member.
setting fees do indeed give you initial money but i highly discourage you to do so if you want constant infusion of liquid. most people dont like unnecessary taxes and actually want to profit out of you.

>>36414296
but the trading profits increase the fund value not my net worth?

>>36414173
This one is correct, starting players (new accounts created) get an updated cash amount now to help them have more trading potential from the start.
>>36414116
Both, most of your personal money will come from fees and share growth. If you haven't look at the F.U.C.K report in the op and check the tax section for funds, basically just 50x buys and sells are 10% tax each.
>>36414004
The fund will create with whatever balance you input. People buying in shares at 4pm server time will add to the networth as well. Basically what >>36414089 is saying. Reminder, you can't sell coins until you make a fund public.

>>36408029
While I am here, funds you usually want to focus on ones which grow in price rather than dividends, check out the returns reports for a nice method of tracking their % growth per week. If you want to micro manage your investments you could buy someone that has a high amount of miko for example on a day she didn't stream so crashed in price, then sell the next day she streamed and went up. Most richer people kind of just buy and hold though. Also if you are planning to flip a fund, make sure the fee % is low.
-trial dev

>>36414331
shares have value thus it also increase your networth proportionally on how many shares you have on a certain / multiple fund.
example is delta holding got a $354,965.92 per share, triangle got 50k shares so that's additional 17b on his networth correct me if im wrong thanks

>>36414331
Your networth will increase as you hold shares that increase in price, similarly to holding coins that go up after an adjust. Fund price is calculated by Fund networth / Volume. So people investing would increase the fund liquid, but not increase the networth of the fund, only trading in the fund increases the share price.

and with all of this talk about funds...giving the player the ability to create multi funds when?

New players or poor players, I present you with a step by step guide about how to rise to the top with funds.

Step 1: Acquire the required amount of money to buy your license.
>Self-explanatory

Step 2: Name your fund
>Here's the core principle of this guide. You want your fund to appeal to the largest amount of richfags in this game. Aim for the most active top 200 players. Name it something catchy and easy to notice. If you can imply in your fund's name and/or the description that you are a femboy and that you might be willing to be someone's NASFAQ gf, the better.

Step 3: Mind your costs
>Remember that you want to appeal to gay richfags here. Set your initial price to something low enough that a richfag would be able to buy 1000 shares of daily but is also high enough that it doesn't look like a shit-tier fund. Do not put fees as this will turn off potential investors.

Step 4: Shill your fund
>Time to let the people of NASFAQ know about your fund. Post it in the thread, use an avatar that signals that you might be a horny femboy, submissive and breedable holos like Towa or Kanata would work nicely here. Be active in the chat, and semi-imply that your bussy might be available for richfags. "Put in a lot of liquid in my fund and maybe you can put in a lot of liquid in me?~" but be sure to be subtle about it.

Step 5: ????

Step 6: PROFIT!!!!

>>36414562
holy fuck, it's like big funds...

>>36411845
OH YEAH

>>36414562
Damn he exposed by fund idea.... Frick...

>>36414562
As the target audience is rich, surely fees would still be a good way to milk people?

>>36414562
way to find a way to make picrel as gay as fucking possible

>>36414562
>Do not put fees as this will turn off potential investors.
Don't fall for this, always have a big ass fee, not having a fee is just letting yourself get fleeced.
The ONLY benefit to having investors is the tax fee, the rest of the money is a net negative.
And since you're poor with not much money your share price will be low anyways, the 20% tax fee will not be a significant amount to most players.

>>36414993
>the rest of the money is a net negative.
what does that mean?

>>36415032
he thinks having tons of investor is bad due to the risk of you getting overtaken on divs % or getting negative'd due to mass pullout.

>>36415032
You don't actually want extra money flooding into your fund as it only makes it harder to increase share price, which is the actually important part of making money with a fund.
It's better to have absolutely no investors at all than it is to have investors but with a 0% tax fee.
With higher tax fees the difference is sort of made up for, and at max 20% tax in some cases you can make more from the tax than the shares themselves if your fund is already too high in networth to experience real share growth anymore.
>>36415135
>he thinks having tons of investor is bad due to the risk of you getting overtaken on divs % or getting negative'd due to mass pullout.
You do not understand how funds work.

>>36415032
NTA, It's harder to increase a share price when it is higher.
As an example, $1m networth, with you being the sole volume of 1000 shares (at $1k each). Someone else buys in for 1k shares, the networth is now $2m, but the share price is still $1k each. (As it is fund networth $2m divided by volume 2k). To increase the share price to $2000 each, you would need to make it $4m networth via coin trading with the additional person buying in. If you charge a 20% fee then you at least make bonus money even if your fund price grows slower (and helps dissuade other people buying in).

>>36415153
>You don't actually want extra money flooding into your fund as it only makes it harder to increase share price
I haven't had that problem with the funds I manage though, I just use the money they give me to trade more on good deals
>>36415135
>the risk of you getting overtaken on divs %
Overtaken by other funds? I don't see why investors giving me money is linked to that, unless you barely trade, in which case, yes, the balance getting bigger would reduce the divs %. That's a problem with the management of the fund though, not the system itself
> To increase the share price to $2000 each, you would need to make it $4m networth via coin trading
What's the problem with that? If no one buys shares of your fund, the balance will remain the same unless you sell coins, and you won't be able to trade as much as you want on red days. On the opposite, I wish more people bought shares of the funds I manage

>>36415609
>I just use the money they give me to trade more on good deals
>If no one buys shares of your fund, the balance will remain the same unless you sell coins, and you won't be able to trade as much as you want on red days.
The reason a fund with a lower networth can increase its share price by so much so quickly in comparison to higher networth funds is because every day, there are only a limited amount of optimal trades to be made.
The less money you have, the more efficiently that money can be spent, and also the higher the funds networth can be increased proportionally (As explained quite elegantly by >>36415303)
As your balance, networth and coin count increase, the less efficient you can be with your trades, the less share price can grow.
Also I want to say I'm not disparaging players for having no tax, if you want to have a fund that's cheaper for your investors as to be charitable, I consider that quite noble, but a poorer player should be taking every advantage they can get.

>>36414562
>"Put in a lot of liquid in my fund and maybe you can put in a lot of liquid in me?~"
I got hard. What's your fund?

>>36415609
For your last point, up till a few bill networth, the funds can usually grow a large % (say over 50) per week if the trading and streams are good. After that it drops to what you normally see in the RR of 20% and lower. If you do reps and focus the biggest gains each day you can easily double your fund price in the first week.
Also after a few bill has been gathered you can roughly reach equilibrium on your trades throughout the week in my experience. Currently I have to go out of my way to buy extra divcoins just to remove extra liquid.

>>36415859
>>36415994
Maybe I can't really relate because I never had more than 5B in the balance, but I imagine the funds who have 20B+ in their balance could go for non-optimal 20 millions cycles for a week and lost half of their balance that way. Maybe it'd hurt the fund networth a bit, but it'd increase divs for each week after these orders are made, which means more money for players to buy invest in the fund

>music channels fixed
oh god oh fuck

>>36417181
You don't really seem to get it.
Let me put it this way, every single fund you currently trade for, would have increased their share prices exponentially more if you had absolutely 0 investors into any of them.
>I never had more than 5B
Never mind balance, having a fund that just has a networth of 5bil at all means its already at a point where it can't experience the explosive growth of any fund under 500mil.
Every single investor that bought shares and increased the funds networth killed off some amount of time for shares to grow faster, without exception, regardless of how good you are at trading, this is unavoidable.

ohhhh i need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 22)
>Suisei :: $84,338.35
>Calliope :: $66,158.58
>Okayu :: $41,184.38

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 58)
>Aqua :: -$41,490.56
>Polka :: -$31,183.70
>Moona :: -$23,000.35

Overall Average Adjustment is $50.67
Average Upward Adjustment is $15,137.70
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,671.99

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>36418172
is the music channel meta back?

post 'em

>>36418371

>>36417776

>>36418241
we wish, more likely that susan fixed it.

>>36409538
i am not a scam sir I just make money

>>36419176
you are the biggest scam in the game

>>36418371

>>36419216
Sir, please sir.

The question now is: how many people are selling their fund shares today?

>>36420278
nobody sells their funds. unless we got a bug

>>36418172
>>Suisei :: $84,338.35

>>36418172
>>Calliope :: $66,158.58

>>36418172
>>Okayu :: $41,184.38

>>36418172
As always, thank you very much Mr. Morning review for your Morning review!! Very appreciate it!

>>36422075
Perfect belly, a little bit chubby, I would leack it clean.

>>36422075
>that smile.
she knows....

>>36422321
>>36422378
For Sora, SSS only means Shiny Smiley Story. For the rest, it means Super Stinky Shits.

>>36422588
OOOOOOOOH And the armpit the longer I look at it the more it begs me to grab and start licking her whole body, exposing her armpits just like that, and the round beautiful belly She even left some dirt for such a perverted dog like me to clean it. And the way she is teasing her amazing and big thighs. UOOOOOH correction needed

>>36421168
I would have a "hat" request....

I am a very good trader.

>>36418371

Floor 9

>>36366476

~

I want to know some of my cows after you people

>>36438890
to name*

>>36438890
Can we perhaps choose with crows we want to be?
Damn half of my braincells died when trying to send this

>>36439246
You managed to regress back to the original error?

>>36439325
Fuck.

>>36418371

mooooooo~

>>36439049
Sure, there is a white and a brown one. You can also be a goat, a sheep, a pig, a chicken, a rabbit or a duck

>>36439246

>>36439596
I kneel

>>36439633
I would like to ask for this cow with a name "Tako Inastments"
She looks cool

>>36414116
>>36408029
just make money the same way you make it in single player
buy low sell high, just instead of divs, your trading liquid is from people buying your fund
you make money by your share price going up from the profit, and when you want the money out of it you sell all the shares and dissolve
some funds can easy make +100% a week at smaller fund tiers, the tax cuts are insane. Dont even THINK of dividends, who gives a shit about 5% when you can make 10-50% per coin per day?
Even delta/ninjin/haf still make 3-5% trading profit

>>36439761
I love my dear 9 months old Tako Inastme cow

>>36414562
it worked for blasphemer

>>36440071
D-DON'T SELL ME I BEG YOU I CAN GIVE YOU A LOT OF MILK I WILL BE A GOOD COW PLEASE DON'T SELL ME TO PEOPLE WHO WILL PUT ME INTO MEAT GRIND

>>36415153
its only a problem in terms of % ownership of your fund
im at the top end and can still reasonably spend 2bil a day by taking buys down to -10%

>>36440172
why would they eat you?
sucky sucky (male udder)

>>36440242
M-Milk me as much as you need but please don't kill me!!!

>>36440305
Don't worry, dear tako, your milk is the top quality stuff, I'll keep you happy for a long time~ The cheese I make with your milk sells much higher than you would anyway

>>36440305
you don't want the sweet release of death? weak

Warosu is down so I'm not gonna bother writing out paragraphs, AMQ is up and we'll playing BR for now: https://animemusicquiz.com/
Lobby name: nasfaqg
password: firefox

>>36440305
a semen straw is 1/2 ml
you need 1000 bull semen straws to make a standard 500ml/500g block of cheese
each straw is £50-150 based on quality and id say youre a high quality bull
so i will pay you 150 grand real money for a solid block of edible tako cock cheese

>>36440882
wow

>>36440882
im pretty sure you cant make proper cheese from semen but im no expert

>>36440449
T-Thank you for sparing my life!!!

>>36440464
I'm a fan of being alive and fighting. Death is only for weak as it allows them to escape the problems.

>>36440882
Hit me up in nasfaq DMs we can negotiate it.

>>36441116
well it wouldnt be proper cheese, it would be smegma

>>36441116
>>36442287
Imagine the smell...

>>36440882
>edible

>>36414562
just ask for money and post wallet, its faster

page cheese

I can't see....

~~

>>36453582
No no Pagi!

~~~

Night, /nasfaq/! Yes, I'm still here, and dying with you guys. Less than 3

>>36463649
pagi cheese?

~~~

Hi-
My apologies for the delay on the event, it is now live! Hint: There's a specific item that you're gonna want to find in the gacha

>>36467089
immediately got two new stuff. thanks honkers

>>36467089
i think there's something wrong here

>>36467089
ghost blowjob wooooo

>>36467877
?? I can't see the problem. It's all good

trick or treat! give me CHOCOLATE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Now that's what I'm talking about.

gacha'ing

am i supposed to craft stuff to get the new hat?

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>36473239
Even more coookies!!!!!

literally unplayable

very nice event honk :) i really like it

>>36467877
I was doing this at 2am and didn't notice, sorry!
-trial dev

>>36474311
baka. give double divs

scary post

>>36474871
fight or flight?

>>36476595

one down another one to go

>>36476595
fuck

Ohhhhhhh

ohhhh i need to shit

anyone can procure how many gacha items do we have in-game?

Uooooh I need to WAH

>some folks are still selling mori
unfathomably based.

>>36480120
Thank you. I don't want this shit anymore in my wallet.

>>36480515
respect

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 18)
>Towa :: $29,633.26
>Noel :: $14,118.66
>Kronii :: $10,446.32

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 62)
>Suisei :: -$82,709.46
>Calliope :: -$65,051.23
>Okayu :: -$41,303.42

Overall Average Adjustment is -$3,926.26
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,362.92
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,623.12

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and I hope you guys got a lot of sales yesterday, because today it's all red.

>>36480515
now show us a SS 60 minutes from now

>>36480120
>>36480515
>>36480545
>>36480942

>>36479185
There are 11 items in total
2 of them appear with the same probability as hats, TakodachiPumpkin and ShionPumpkinHat, the others drop with the same probability as regular items
You can't wear the Takodachi Pumpkin though

>>36480644
As per usual, thank you very much Mr. Morning review for your Morning Review!! Very appreciate it!!!

I just wanted to give dansa a treat and now my bucket is gone

basket. whatever. rolled another one

god damn it it gave my pumpkin basket away again.

but someone gave one to me

BUT IT GAVE IT AWAY AGAIN RIGHT AWAY

>>36481864
the basket is fully capable of giving away shionpumpking and takopumpkin so if you want to keep them be careful

Poor child, you seem in trouble, come to me, I will help you find your lost baskets. Everything is going to be alright

D-Don't run away, child!!! I just want to help you get your baskets back!!! I swear I will do nothing to you!!

>>36482458
fuck thats so cute
imagine 140cm 40kg running out of things in the house to bend tampa over and fuck him on

>they told me there was candy in the van mom

Don't worry child, I have no interest in you or your candies. Now lets try to find your parents.

Hope that child won't wake up one kidney less...

>>36483604
||Don't tell her, but I just want to steal all the cookies and drop her in a random dark alley.||

>>36483413
whats this? free copies of unison on cd and cassette? signed posters? alright little loli i hope i dont get tied up and sexually taken advantage of

>>36483650
>||

>>36483650
Pretending to be me and fails spoiler...
>||

>>36483650

>>36483413
https://youtu.be/6GVdzGjFiUc?t=154

>>36483413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM-3rq6vZds&t=81s
loli da! marine loli da! ohhhhhhh hah hah

>>36483843

>>36483931

EVERYONE DROP ON THE GROUND THIS IS POLICE YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST

>>36484059
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE I LOVE HIM RUN LITTLE PIRATE RUNNNNNN RUUU-AAAAUUGHHHLLLL

>kobo playing Dota
Holy based. I found my new oshi

>>36483931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH-1Eeleqf8

The giving treats feature is fun

>>36480942

>>36486588
I kneel

if anyone needs a jeb_ yeb hehe hehe i have 1 in auction

Haven't been here in months, how's Nasfaq doing?

>>36489327
Gay orgies every night

>>36489386
>tfw no orgy invite

>>36489327
Nasfaq has battle endurance EX as its 3 skills

Pumpkin hat up for sale if someone wanted it

another casaulty

>>36490916
h - san went fucking ham and owns 6
absolute madlad

>>36489327
It's going alright is about the most accurate statement. Depending on when you left there are mutual funds now as the biggest change. Currently there is a halloween event on and a bunch of new items/hats in general. Things are planned but since all the devs have other full time jobs, they take a while to release anything major.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFJGbQqCbCg

Finally, some good fucking food that caters directly to me.

Something tells me I should have dumped all of my Mori and Suise before today

>>36366476
sweet

>>36497077

>>36497077
>>36498231

spooky.

Floor 9

>25% networth loss on fund update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc&t=85s
we are all diamond dogs

https://twitter.com/nekoi__0116/status/1587978989821313024
I don't think this is Haachama... Hot though

dead thread dead event dead game

scary fast board

How long is the halloween event going to last? I'm wondering if I should dump my liquid into stocks and gacha with the divies

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 65.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 104,050,389, a change of 1.17% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,300,630. There are 28 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 24 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 51):
>Rikka :: +17.4%
>Astel :: +15.3%
>Iofi :: +13.4%
>Pochimaru :: +11.9%
>Polka :: +10.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 29):
>Syrios :: -13.9%
>Miyabi :: -9.7%
>Kronii :: -9.2%
>Botan :: -7.1%
>Vesper :: -6.7%

4 coins (Temma, Matsuri, Sora, Luna) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $890,303.32 liquid to start with. This is a change of -8.75% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $3,268,719,261,625.67, a change of -22.51% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $31,414.77. There are 23 coins with a value above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 43):
>Towa :: +54.2%
>Moona :: +52.7%
>Noel :: +37.1%
>Kronii :: +35.7%
>Pochimaru :: +28.4%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 37):
>Calliope :: -74.2%
>Suisei :: -72.4%
>Okayu :: -71.5%
>Sora :: -68.2%
>Rikka :: -64.3%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $239,078,969,408, a difference of 0.61% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $18,494,791,741.41, a change of -25.4% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 12):
>Choco :: +6.2%
>Chloe :: +3.4%
>Amelia :: +1.6%
>Haato :: +1.3%
>Sora :: +1.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>3 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>15 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>2 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>57 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Okayu :: $663.13 Up :: $7,183.93 from adj.
>Suisei :: $640.27 Up :: $6,936.30 from adj.
>Sora :: $613.65 Up :: $6,647.84 from adj.
>Calliope :: $601.95 Up :: $6,521.14 from adj.
>Lamy :: $492.39 Up :: $5,334.23 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Moona :: -$0.18 Down :: -$1.95 from adj.
>Temma :: -$0.69 Down :: -$7.44 from adj.
>Shien :: $2.31 Up :: $25.00 from adj.
>Kaoru :: -$8.56 Down :: -$92.77 from adj.
>Civia :: $9.91 Up :: $107.33 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $80.40 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $142.87 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$134.79 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

Anybody else notice how everyone's trying to prevent Christmas' invasion of the season by just pretending Halloween is still going?

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knolwedge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>36507630
You can't escape me forever.

>>36507630
HAPPY HALLOWEEN

>>36494807
You lack the information.

>>36507327
you should have bought x1000 every non 20% fund today anyway, the suisei/okayu/calli super dip is like a 30% discount on every fund
a few days ago was the same loop, super dip into super spiike
its like printing free money

>>36508620
i should point out the two funds that didnt do this (aside from the meme funds) were ninjin and fuck, which is a shame i wanted an excuse to buy ninji
if you want a harbour in this sea rather than speculation buy them

>>36508620
>my fund only dropped like 3% in price
what the fuck?

Post those crashes

>>36510275

>>36507630
Thanks as always!