/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3585938
Wait she’s not actually 12 years old???

bros....bethany is somewhere in this picture RIGHT NOW....

Next stream isn't until tomorrow so why is this.....oh...she woke up. I'm guessing she made this thread?

BEA LOVE

>>3586025
Kusogaki

>>3586105
Yes, yes she is.

>>3585979
>Charter plane
>Do your hands reps in the sky
>your daughter is now pregnant

How much does Beatani earn?

Reminder to singing dads: WAMI (we all made it) despite the intense cringe yesterday.

>>3586208
Impossible to tell since websites that do number tracking shit can't track steamlab donations.

>>3586310
>>3586208
Is any dad autistic enough to go through all the vods to add up all the streamlabs?

But even just the menbaship fees should be quite respectable.

CHIHIRO LOVE

>>3586493
I will say no..but there's always fucking one..

>>3586536
Beatani. Give me the link to Chihiro stream! Onegai...

>>3586536
Chihiro BITCH

>>3586493
She is saving up a nice nest egg for the future at least. She doesn't need to spend much money on stuff like clothes for instance, being naked in the summer and all.

>>3586538
I believe that there is one anon who archives the chat logs, and streamlabs makes a comment in chat when someone donates so it should be reasonably straightforward to write a script to total them up. The Twitch streams might take a little extra effort though.

>>3586310
DSP fans followed his yearly earnings quite accurately.

Beatani stop making off-stream threads.

>>3586633
I want to smell her slightly sweaty naked body and crotch so bad bros...

First thing I saw when I got up this morning was beatani making fun of my taste in outfits (again) and I'm still feeling that like 12 hours later

>>3586686
She has AC, anon

>>3586493
>>3586538
Unless someone beats me to the punch -- and I'm busy with work so you have time -- I can try to pull all the YouTube comments and filter out everything but comments from the Streamlabs account. Unfortunately I don't think that includes donations outside of stream hours, but it should give you a rough idea. Balons donated mostly during stream hours, so it might be off by some hundreds of dollars if I recall correctly.
>>3586651
I don't know if there is a similar tool for Twitch either.

>>3586675
If she wants a thread she only has to tweet "I miss you" and somebody would happily oblige within seconds like last time

I'm still brocked on twitter but bea saying my art on the card was cute yesterday made me so fucking happy bros

>>3586748
I'm not the original anon that started analyzing chat data by the way. I just got hooked into calculating data like that when I tried to figure out the exact moment when Fettuccine stopped frequenting. I kind of feel bad mentioning him that way.

>>3586831
keep it up brocked dad

>>3586493
>>3586538
I was autistic enough to streetview every pedestrian bridge over a river on google maps in western Tokyo.

>>3586856

>>3586831
Which one? Are you the anon that told me they were still going to enjoy her streams? It bums me out a bit that even artfags aren't safe from her banhammer.

>>3586831
You could leave a comment on one of her YouTube posts asking for an unblock. There's one guy who got unblocked by posting his Twitter here, though I can understand why you might not want to.

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEATANI I WANT TO LIGHT SPEED THRUST MY FUCKING DICK INSIDE BEATANI'S CUNNY I WANT TO FACEFUCK AND FILL BEATANI'S MOUTH WITH MY CUM I SWEAR I'M SO HORNY FUCK FUCK SEX SEX SEX BEATANI IS SO HOT COVERED ON CUM I WANT TO MATING PRESS THIS CUTE LITTLE BEAR I'M SO FUCKING DIAMOND RIGHT NOW OH MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK I WANT TO UNLOAD OCEAN WORTH OF CUM INSIDE BEATANI AND MAKE THE MOST GIGANTIC KURIMUPAI FOR HER AND WATCH HER DROWN IN MY CUM UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>3586831
w-what did you do

>>3587031
Sounds like a normal relationship to me.

>>3586991
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
me too dad

Tfw
>Coomer dads horny posting about Beatani
>Gosling dads going mad (again)
>I just want a hug and a fishing/hunting buddy to talk shit with.

>>3586991
This buy with love and passion

>>3586991
>wake up in the dead of night
>hear rustling over the edge of your bed
>blink once
>the silhouette of Beatani is over you
>realize you are in the state of sleep paralysis
>get mercilessly raped
>nails scratching, biting, and drooling as she rides
>wake up to the most you have nut at once
>traumatized

Easy money is one of the biggest traps of life, it dulls your judgment and makes you behave even dumber.
Beatani may be an educated person, but I doubt she will able to hide the extra income situation from her family, eventually they may concernfag and conclude she's part of some shady business.

Horny dads AWAY
I just want to hug Bea

>>3587406
That doesn't matter. The issue is when leeches you barely hear from show up with sob stories to try and take the money you earned.

Let's say Bea does a karaoke stream where she only sings English songs.
What do you want her to sing?

>>3587516
Ducktales

>>3587420
That isn't mutually exclusive anon. She can be hugged and fucked at the same time if you hold her body weight.

>>3587406
I'm sure /vt/ of all people aren't single handely making Chisato rich.

>>3587536
The nigger version.

>>3587551
>Holding Beatani tight while she faces you on your lap and slowly rocks her hips.

>>3586493
>Is any dad autistic enough to...
The answer is always yes

>>3587489
Sounds like something out of that manga I've been reading, "Ushijima the Loan Shark"

>>3587601
>Watching closely as her face melt into pure ecstasy.

>>3586910
Hah yeah I think that's me, nobody is safe
>>3586948 I never really used twitter much anyway, I'm excited for future art things, if they happen I will just make a new account or something for it idk
>>3587041
I retweeted one of her funny drunk twitter ramblings and got the brock

Its all fine though I still love and support my daughter

>>3587653

To whoever is maintaining xphill.com : why not host an actual booru on it? That'd be great.

>>3586633
>people don't sit naked during the summer
You guys are missing out.

>>3587516
Bear Necessities obviously

>>3587688
It's nice that you still support her.

>>3587176
Dads, I want to confess. I think I have been in the edge of my road. I can't cope any longer, neither med work to me anymore.
at the start I swear I will just enjoy her stream and see her as daughter, while laughing with anondads at /yah. but the last stream with the tears and joy successfully made me fell for her.
I know, Im very aware that I won't have any chance with her. and para-social relationship is not healthy. but her laugh is the most effective way to carve a smile in my stale face, every little action she did become priceless data in my brain. I have been repeating the part where she laughing at my drawing at least +80 times yesterday, only to try imagining we were on date and she laughing at my stupid jokes.
never ever in my life im into someone like this.

my current goal of life is to make her happy, raising our childs in the hill until the death separet us, only to met again in the afterlife and fall in love to each other again. what a stupid dream.
I hope whoever become her partner in the future will treat her better than me and never hurt her

>>3587813
Same, dadanon. I go through the exact same.

>>3587813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LqEPkxZqbI

>>3587813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4spkVX8z-vs

>>3587813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8vY64fwrlk

>>3587717
Not that guy, but are there any booru softwares that aren't a huge pita to set up?

Danbooru doesn't run standalone and requires scamazon and jewgle api credeitnals to run.

>>3586025
bear no, we talk about this already. no thread until stream

I want to eat Beatani's peach.

>>3587813
Only thing I can suggest is doing your Drive reps

>>3588056
The only general-purpose one I know of is booru.org. I don't know how easy it is to set up.

I'm not a regular gosling. I'm worse, I'm a success gosling. I just want to see her succeed, dads.

Damn,meat and fruit really is expensive in Japan. It's cheap as fuck by comparison over here in Burgerland.

>>3588164
I think she is succeeding anon, What a lot of numberfags on this site don't seem to get is all the dead subs in the world won't help a streamer make a comfortable living so they can keep streaming a lot, but a dedicated fanbase will.

>>3588056
You can find tiny booru engines on github. No need to set up a big one like danbooru I assume.

>>3588176
I think a lot of people forget that America is A) fucking huge and B) basically just fifty smaller countries stapled together

>>3587813
>meds don't work
Yeah because you aren't taking them.

>>3587813
Me too dude. Help.

I want her to read this on stream and see the utter confusion.
http://www.i18nguy.com/chaos.html

>>3588499
That sounds like fun.

I laughed a little yesterday when some anon declared that he is going to kill himself and she instantly said on Twitter that she isn't planning to give up on streaming until 40ies. Relax Bea that was joke
he is going to kill himself anyway probably even if you would stream everyday

>>3588527
Neck himself if she stops streaming*
Sorry, I'm actual idiot

I will horny post even more after that.

>>3587516
Duvet from Serial Experiments Lain

>>3588575
Imagine

I just saw that helltaker had an update. I wanna see beatani play it and furiously debate who is best girl.

>>3588610
It's in my head now.
God I'm feeling nostalgic.

>>3588527
The harsh truth for why we can't have longterm vtubers over decades is that Goslings want a fake realty where their oshi is as lonely as they are. Imagine a GFE vtuber getting married and having children and still streaming while discussing these things. The fact it is hard to imagine proves my point.

>>3588624
PERO
PERO

>>3588687
99% of goslings change oishi every 6 months. It's modern waifufaggotry.

>>3588652
>reddit trash tier game where all the girls are just white hair, red eye demons that you can barely tell apart
Fucking cringe.

>>3588687
I would be happy for Bea, but we all know she is too menhera for relationships

>>3588687
if beatani got married it'd produce so much fucking material for baiting goslings it'd be unreal, no way she wouldn't take advantage of it if she was still streaming

>>3588776
おいしいカニ

>>3588782
If she were in a relationship it would soothe a lot of her anxiety of not having experience, no? I think a big part of her sadness is just being lonely, so fix that and she is in a much better place.

I'm gonna be real with you bea
those look like onaholes

>>3587813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU

>>3588869
She was in relationships and they didn't worked out

Enjoy

>>3589042
Niceee
Did you draw it anon?

>>3589028
Well she should try again. There's someone out there for her. If they saw in her even 10% of what dads here see it would work out.

>>3589028
Where did this rrat come from?

>>3589042
uoooooooooohhhh

>>3589042
Thank you, I will.

>>3589042
Thanks anon

>>3589069
Why is AO-chan molesting cunny bears Ina?

>>3589042
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>3589042
she has oppai?

>>3589257
technically speaking even the flattest girl has oppai

I like oppai Beatani

I really hope that the arabic dad is alright.

>>3589449
He wrote in Lebanese Arabic, wasn't he? He may not in immediate danger right now.

Too oldo woman.

>>3589496
Ah, that's a relief.
Guess I have to do my arabic reps, lel.

I'm gonna bury my dick so hard inside inside this bear, that whoever's able to pull it off should be crowned king of the XP hill.

>>3589496
Do not worry anon, the brave warriors of hezbullah will be serviced by Beatani in the afterlife.

Delicious cake

>>3587516
Misery from Maroon5,
describe our relationship very well

>>3589602
So that's why they have been hanging around her hill lately.

>>3589614
>describe our relationship very well
I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxzBvqY5PP0 is fitting
or maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOS9aOIXPEk

Ealy thread fellas? So which one of you did it? I saw a little discussion that it might have been Beatani, but I feel like she would've used a different picture. An artwork to allude to the birthday stream, who knows though. Anyways, I'm glad to see you bastards again. Dads have also been showing up in unrelated threads posting Chihiro. Beatani has seriously made it big huh? It's cool to see that she's getting more presence around /vt/. Honestly it's mind boggling how fast she's growing. How has your day been going dads?

>>3589708
it was me
I missed you guys

>>3589769
More than you miss Beatani?

>>3587031
>other JP chuubas noticed and got worried for Beatani
what? I don't remember that

>>3589862
Yukkin maybe?

>>3587813
Damn I feel bad that I've been getting more attention from her than normal while not feeling that kind of thing toward her, we should have switched places.

>>3589449
I don't know what happened in the middle east now other than some stuff in Israel but,
>70 years from now
>Beatani has printed all the birthday cards she received during her VTuber career
>She starts looking at them one day
>A red X appears near each message belonging to a fan that passed away
>Her feelings when

>>3588778
Eh, I like that game

I need to leave this ship before I seriously fall in love with Beatani like the gosling posted earlier.

>>3588652
Damn I think that would actually be a fun stream, I'm sure she'd enjoy the girls. It's free and run on anything. A goof suggestion.

>>3589976
but can you really bring yourself to do it?

>>3589976
You shouldn't get off a roller coaster while it's still running anon

>>3587516
A song for all the goslings out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF4yr_JmFGQ

>>3590000
____no

This kuso bear has permanently altered my sleeping schedule. It's 3:30am and I'm nowhere close to going to bed

>>3589179
This is not rrat. This literally made Gosling genocide during this too fast RPG stream. I think she implied that those were lesbian relationships.
Do your archive reps

>>3589992
how abt Hunnie Pop?
I think she would like that game

>>3590095
>believing any relationship-related stuff said during that stream
anon...
>>3590132
why are you trying to get her banned

>>3590132
I think it would be fun and Kyu would totally make her wet, but every time I saw the game brought up on 4chan most people were pretty harsh on it.

>>3590095
That's just part of being an OL, they don't let you keep working there if you don't have a series of failing lesbian relationships with your peers and bosses.

>>3590166
>banned
Why would she get banned? There is quite a number of Hunie Pop walkthroughs on YouTube,

>>3590276
I don't remember the rules with huniepop on youtube I just remember even the censored version being one big yabai magnet
but then beatani's the kinda vtuber that would see that as a challenge instead of as a "beware" sign so I dunno
>>3590196
>but every time I saw the game brought up on 4chan most people were pretty harsh on it.
I think people just hate the writing, the gameplay's pretty solid considering it's just a match-3 with boobs.

I miss her

>>3590373
It's ok. we are here with you.

>>3590356
Perfect fit, as Bea is quite the yab magnet already.
Also Katawa Shoujo playthrough when

>>3590449
Thank you, thank you...

>>3590452
Do you think she wants to play a game called cripple girls?

I miss her

>>3590499
What about limb deficiency girls

>>3590499
this is beatani we're talking about so yes

>>3590499
It contains a fair bit of limb deficiency

>>3590499
What do you think?

>>3590499
Yes, she would probably play CLOCKUP games too if allowed to.

>>3590499
I feel like she'd hate how little time you spend actually looking at the stumps but otherwise yes

>>3590499
Do you watch her streams?

>>3590499
Yes

>>3590373
we all miss her

>>3587516
She should only sing the most cute and funny songs out there
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPZDBF0kei0

>>3590572
She could do that on pomf.tv, couldn't she?
Hypothetically speaking, haha...

>ogey posting

Does she lurk /vt/ besides /yah/?

>>3590685
She knows about ogey at least

>>3590635
This can't be real.

>feel like watching previous streams where she read out my comments
>tell myself that's too pathetic and I should stop
>see ear-licking clip
>her reading my comment made the cut
STOP IT STOP IT NOOOOOOOO MY HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3590820
Some of us feel the same sometimes...

>>3585979
the weird thing is that she really is in it

>>3590820
(You) are the reason she got upset, how can you live with (You)rself anon?

>>3590685
She got taught most of the lingo during her streams and off stream amongus reps

>>3589042
Based tentacle dad. Fuck slimes.

>>3590740
It was shitposted on /a/ for months when it came out, how did you miss that? It was fairly controversial at the time since the artist was an out and out lolicon and the story in the animation is about an actual pedo he knew.

>>3590933
I'm not a normalfag, it was my dog that did it

>>3591014
>Fall 2014
Probably busy shitposting at /vn/ and the Fate threads

>>3590635
I knew this existed but I didn't realize how nice it sounded and looked. Long live DFC

What do you think she'll stream tomorrow? A new game?

well, we know what beatani's favorite outfits were from her contest, but what were yours, dads?

>>3591792
Cooking mama, she needs to start learning how to cook if she wants to find a husband soon.

>>3592414
Wasn't a dad making a poll to see /yah/'s choice?

>>3592414
Middle

>>3587406
What? I thought parents didn't exist in japan.

>>3592813
Without parents, Japan wouldn't have NEETs.

>>3592414
bea in a bea costume!

>>3593086
EL BEA

>>3590635
This is the anime without voice isnt it, I forgot the name.

>>3593216
No

>>3592424
Don't worry, I'll cook for her.

>>3592813
Her sister is collecting on her debt of one million yen. Every superchat brings her closer to freedom.

>>3593801
Judging from the previous donations, she's at least halfway there.

BeaaaAaAaAaA iku ikuuuu

>>3585938
>Enter chat
>No messages
Is there like a rule or something against typing?

>>3594301
No much need to do that until the stream is about to start

>>3587516
https://youtu.be/SRbhLtjOiRc

This bear looks like she's hiding something.

>>3594413
oh, ok, heard some constantly self- and also contradicting statements regarding /yah/ and Bea on some other generals so I'm here to see what's up, and I still have no answer.

>>3593754
A western maid?
People are going to think Bea and her husband are loaded.

>>3594686
What do other generals have to say about us? I'm curious.

>>3594686
What are you confused about anon? There is no free chat set up on her channel just to chat, we have this thread for that. The stream chat is only there as a waiting room until the stream starts.

>>3594686
She and us are doing our best to not constantly be on each other and allow some days of little to no interaction, for our mutual benefit.
The birthday was pretty intense and we're in a cooling off moment right now.

>/yah/ has rrats now

>>3594915
Big fish in a small pond

>>3594573
>not the /o/ sings version

>>3594834
I already know anon, menhera bear with her gosling groomers. True enough to a degree I suppose but it misses the warm wholesomeness therein.

I missed you all. You could really tell how special last night was for Beatani, especially at the end of the stream. Her saying it is the best birthday she ever had really got me. As one of the older dads, but one who doesn't want kids, I think last night was the first time I actually felt like a proud father. She worked hard for it, and she deserves it!

No stream tonight, but I'm looking forward to getting back on the roller coaster tomorrow. Mata ne~

>>3595051
They're missing the fact that she's grooming us just as hard, they're pretty much spot on about the amount of [CHAIR CLATTERING] going on here though

>>3595051
One meds and booze induced menhera attack, and she gets stucked with the moniker. Poor daughter, kek.

>>3589976
>>3590013
We need to attain the gosling singularity here in /yah/. While the number of goslings here is much lower than in the rest of /vt/, the concentration and pure autistic energy per gosling (AEG) is far higher than the average thread.
Point is, sacrifice yourself to the cause so we can see what comes of it. Once we cross the threshold, it may begin to affect general reality.

>>3595051
She's grooming us hard though.

>>3595405
Sounds like a path that leads to the final yab

>>3595530
it's the only way

>>3595530
What will come out of that? Who knows. But let's keep going and see what happens

>>3595530
the real yab is there is no final yab, just the latest yab.

>>3587406
Didn't Pekora hide being a vtuber from her mom for years even though she was making hundreds of thousands of dollars by the end of it?
I'm sure Bea will be able to live her double life comfortably

>>3595530
When it comes what will we do? What is the endgame dad? Would it be h-her?

does beatani piss the bed?

>>3595769
I bet Chihiro will be involved

ATTENTION /YAH/
YOU ARE HARBORING A PEDOPHILE KNOWN AS ZIASSAN
OSTRACIZE HIM AT ONCE OR NOT I DON'T FUCKING CARE

>>3595643
The final yab is not a single event distinguished by its severity. Instead it is the slow march of continuous smaller yabs into eternity.

>>3594834
There was a guy in /hlgg/ earlier today saying that /yah/ is limiting Bea's audience to just 4chan and that our relationship is super parasocial (both ways)

Neck yourself already

>>3595845
>harboring
Anyways dude pretty much cleared himself, sounded like a retarded situation to get yourself into anyways but as far as I can tell he isn't the pedo groomer he was made out to be. Keep up, anon.

>>3595845
This poster is kusobear intentionally stirring up shit in her own thread.

>>3595855
we have like four final yabs per stream

Don't reply to bait dads

>>3595911
but if we don't reply to bait how will our daughter enjoy this thread?

I just want to talk about how much I love Beatani!

>>3594834
>>3594904
>>3594913
>>3594915
>>3594973
>>3595051
>>3595310
>>3595313
>>3595405
>>3595530
>>3595612
>>3595614
>>3595643
>>3595769
>>3595855
>>3595863
>>3595909
From my experience well...
>Go to /hlgg/
>Thread is moving faster than my meds
>As expected
>"Bea and /yah/ are weird"
>Gives no reason why
>"Bea is cute, wish she was a Holo"
>"Who is Beatani?"
>Comments about how she's going to end far deeper than Polka or Matuli in the long run, no context
>BEGONE BEAR!!!
>"Zhang thread derailer, go back to the Tia thread"

>Go to Niji general
>"Who's Bea?"
>"Kuma...?"
>"DAD!!!"
>"What's /yah/?"
>"Just as much of a groomer thread as the Oni was to Tokyo Ghoul"
>"Go back to /hlgg/ r*dditor EOP!!!"

>Other indie generals
>"Go back to your containment thread"
>"Wait, there's a bear chuuba?"
>CUTE AND FUNNY!!!
>"Whoever didn't told me there was a bear Chuuba to make me simp for (insert respective thread indie chuuba) is going to Brazil"

>Go to Anti/Meme/HATE/borderline off-topic threads
>"KUMA HATE"
>"Isn't she the Ryona chuuba?, or am I getting it wrong?"
>Diatribes on how /yah/ is going crash and burn /vt/ entirely
>Again, why no one gives context to Beatani stuff???
>"Hehe, booze bear"
>"Is she the mute depressing chuuba?"
>"Kuma VTuber?"
>"Oh, her design is X, pretty sure she has the personality of a cardboard sign"

>EN speaker/Western/VSinger threads
>Same answer in different formats
>"SHE'S JAPANESE SO SHE DOESN'T COUNT!!!"
>What is even context?!?!?!
>Rest of answers:
>"Yeah, Bea is X but why don't you check X chuuba?, she's my Oshi and she can do this and-"
>Some people that are clearly shilling themselves on those threads and reply to just give you their links under the disguise of a random Gachikoi
>Who is Beatani again?

Also RN, reading this thread replies
>Why context?
>THE FINAL YAB
>"WE DIE WITH BEAR"
>"What's her endgame?"
>Fear of combo rodents
>Debt
>CUTE
>FUNNY
>Apparently Bea and the thread go in circles so much that it's making me remember the Halo 3 "Full Circle" card.
>Remember that in Halo 3 everything explodes at the end
>What is a Beatani again?
>"Context?, we don't have that "
>Actual goslings lurking here
I still don't understand /yah/ nor I think I ever will, aight, convinced to watch Bear too.

>>3595972
I love her more than you do

>>3595955
Please if we're going to argue let's just not go into the timeloop.

>>3595733
>Getting worked by the rabbit

its not parasocial because I can feel the love and I know its true

>>3595979
What the fuck

>>3595979
Kek, this was an hilarious read. I had a good idea that we were a containment thread, but I didn't know people were talking about us like that.

I HATE Shitani.

>>3596105
t. normalfag biichi

>>3596105
I HATE Chihiro

>>3596105
go away Chihiro you vile whore

>>3596054
It is parasocial since all our interactions are mediated by the fictional character known as "Kumagai Chisato".
Any relationship with a vtuber is inherently parasocial.

>>3596152
no

>>3595979
>"SHE'S JAPANESE SO SHE DOESN'T COUNT!!!"
Unironically true, /wvt/ go their own way and we go ours. Her english is pretty damn great for a Japanese though and only getting better.
>"Yeah, Bea is X but why don't you check X chuuba?, she's my Oshi and she can do this and-"
We get this shit too anon, and it is just as annoying.

I can see how /yah/ may just seem extremely menhera to outsiders because every post here exists in some weird grey area between irony and sincerity so you never quite know what's real, what's exaggerated, and what's entirely made up/bait

>>3596152
I usually think that Beatani sees the gosling's love this way. She probrably disregards it thinking that they only love the character/avatar and then she starts to self loathe.

>>3595979
a-are we the amish of /vt/? It seems like either no one cares about our existence or vehemently against about this thread's existence

>>3595979
>>"Isn't she the Ryona chuuba?, or am I getting it wrong?"
May Akira-chan strike them dead.

>>3592524
I'm that dad. I wanted to wait a bit to see if beatani was gonna post the subs, but nothing came of it. looks like I'm just gonna have to screenshot them from the stream
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3596208
Beatani has a very good grasp on her character even going so far as to blatantly saying she is just pretending for us autistic dads. Very thrilling performer bear yah!

>>3596208
If she thinks that, Bea doesn't understand the true love of a gosling. Many genuinely love her in a romantic sense without even looking at her, that is how pure these feelings are.

>>3596204
I think one of the aspects why outsiders think we're so weird is that a lot of posts are clearly directly aimed at beatani in one way or another and either they don't realize that she's 100% in these threads or they think it's weird that we aren't just talking with her on twitter or discord

>>3595979
>>Comments about how she's going to end far deeper than Polka or Matuli in the long run, no context
prolly talking about being depressed (polka) or full blown menhera (Matsuri)

>>3596312
It's common with love over the internet and still parasocial, but I don't blame goslings.

>>3595979
That's a pretty good summary, yeah. It captures all the different threads' attitudes:
/hlgg/ is defensive as shit because of China's shenanigans
Niji general is defensive AND envious of holos
Indie general threads only want you to talk about their set list of indies
Anti threads don't actually watch any chuubas so they don't know anything
/wvt/ is too busy hand repping to Koopa while she hand reps to Kongou/Mau/Carvebide/Discord groomers
/yah/ is being strung along by the bear while imaging they're the ones doing the stringing

>>3596316
because unique and genuine interactions with an indie is something corporate fans don't have and will never have.

>>3592414
For date: Stray Wolf, Hanabi, Eko
Not for date: Zia and /k/

>>3596230
The old order Mennonites are devout pacifists anon, they gave up technology due to the brutal slaughter they endured. We are known to live in constant battle, more like Palestine and it's holy army of Al Qasem.

>>3596316
It's the direct communication and the overall dynamic of basically chuuba and fanbase shitposting at and about each other
Like everything's a shitpost and both sides get trolled constantly, but there's also a lot of genuine affection going both ways

>>3596260
Ganbatte
Don't work too hard dad or I'll be concerned

>>3596411
are you saying /hlgg/ is Iran? Because they have pretty positive opinions on Beatani and /yah/

>>3596436
it's like 10pm here, so I'll just do it tomorrow. expect the poll up by the evening, unless I "accidentally" drive my car off a cliff in Minecraft.

>>3596312
Even without looking at her, they've only known a character she's playing, and Beatani has to be sharply aware they're not really talking about "her" when reading gosling posts.
A bit off-topic but this split between actor and avatar applies to all vtubers, and I think it's the fundamental reason that /vt/ is far and away the most schizo board on this website. Rrats run rampant in the grey area between the character you're seeing on screen and the unknowable person performing them.

>>3586748
Done with work, wonder if someone else is working on this.
GOD DAMN IT I swear the comments for "About karaoke stream!!! and so on", the first one with enabled donations where a resident retard donated with the name "NegMyPozhole", were still there last time. The data is going to be even more incomplete, but let's see if we can get an interesting minimum value at least. Gonna get some canned water first.

>>3595979
>The Halo protagonist has a LITERAL portable Chuuba, virtual and all on his head.
>He's now Canonically borderline autistic
>Loses his chuuba for 2 weeks and starts commiting mass Xeno-extermination just to get to her
>Constant allucinations of her so bad that his hearth stops beating after every single one of those for a second
>Risked the entire universe just to save his Oshi from Hentai virus
>She announced her probable graduation after 4 years of hiatus and he went schizo
>Went soldier style suicidal after she graduated
>Next game has him trying to find her new persona/reincarnation or die in the process.

>>3596316
>they think it's weird that we aren't just talking with her on twitter or discord
They only think this because they believe that they should be getting all the attention. You can post about chuubas anonymously. You don't need a groomer discord or constant twitter to build a community. Normalfags keep wanting attention, so when they go into a community where they themselves can't be immediately marked they go fucking sperg out. All because they aren't getting constantly praised by the community or the community leader.

Ogey
sorry

>>3596552
The split between "actor" and avatar is much thinner than many people seem to believe. Especially with indies, a lot are just themselves++. Even using the word actor feels wrong.

>>3596621
rrat
ごめんね

>>3596598
Chiefchama...

>>3596343
I think it's more related to their relation with their fanbase. And being menhera. Both Polka & Matsuri get very personal and codependant with their fans. Beatani does seem to be of their kind.

>>3596632
I'm willing to believe Beatani the vtuber is a more "presentable" version of herself, but still herself. It very much feels like that.

I wonder what Beatani thinks about everyone still calling her a menhera after telling us many times how that term is wrong.

>>3596543
HesboLa Global General.

>>3596734
Is it wrong or just rude?

Beatani, I want you to know that every time I posted about wanting to fuck you, I meant the real you.

>>3596683
yeah it's more of the other way around honestly

you guys really do like to get weird and cringe in off stream threads

>>3596766
based

>>3596766
This but about loving her.

>>3596734
The only ones I'm calling menhera is /yah/

>>3585979
Actually she's somewhere in here (have to direct link because apparently my IP range is blocked from posting images now???): https://images.techhive.com/images/article/2014/04/img_5828-2-100259882-large.jpg

>>3596782
Well the more sane of listeners don't enter those threads so it's inevitable.

>>3596766
This but about both loving and fucking her.

>>3596761
If I remember correctly, I think it's wrong for because menhera has a certain context with it. That being depressed, needy, and a wrist cutter.
>>3596782
This is why I say no to early threads. Thank >>3589769 this guy though if you want.

>>3596782
On stream threads
>Uoooohhh I wanna peropero Bea's cute arm after cutting it off
Off stream threads
>I would like to discuss the Gosling phenomenon and how other threads perceive us

>>3596579
If you are going thru chat to find the alerts, I think you might have trouble with the first few weeks. There were many streams where streamlabs were enabled but some of the notifications didn't go thru. Superchat will be easy. Amazon spell cards will be almost impossible.

The top 10 all time (Streamlabs) is at a minimum of $3,000, but I can guarantee it is a lot higher than that. If I had to numberfag a guess, I think you should get about $5,000 just from the top 10.

>>3596734
I think at this point she knows we're a bunch of retards that don't know the actual meaning of menhera and either accepts that we're just being cluelessly offensive, or knows we're a bunch of abrasive assholes that throw insulting terms around like candy and are being intentionally offensive

>>3596805
>>3596838
These, but I just want to marry her and physically abuse her

Imagine her face reading this thraead

>>3596734
Probably because the alternative she said was more accurate, kichigai, is just rude and isn't really used for banter

>>3596918

>>3596959
is that real???

>>3596918
>thraead
latin dad?

>>3596734
I'd rather call her that than kichigai which would be like calling someone a stupid useless fucking retard to their face on the nice scale.

>>3596893
>cluelessly offensive or intentionally offensive
Sums up most of /vt/ posters.

>>3596892
I'm only going to count whatever streamlabs notifications I can find. Someone else can do the sum with YouTube analytic sites. Unfortunately I was devoting all of my autism to other projects here in /yah/ so it's not like I've been archiving stuff, but maybe the scripts I can come up with will be helpful in the long run.

>>3596994
She was called Kichigai in school, I wouldn't want to go that low.

talk to me bea...post on twitter....

>>3597102
She's probably asleep or at work. Just wait 2.5 more hours and she'll post.

>>3596994
>>3597049
>calling her the more offensive term because you think it's less offensive compared to dredging up bad memories
I can't tell if that's retarded or sweet

>>3596918
Probably having a great time because we're being a bunch of idiots again

>>3597133
She's the one who told us that Kichigai was worse... maybe I'm remembering it wrong.

>>3597133
Words are just words anyways. Taking anything you read on the internet personally is for retards.

>>3597033
Either way it doesn't really matter, but report back what you find. If your script is coming back with less than 6k, I'd just keep it in mind.

>>3596766
This. I will marry her on the spot.

>>3597133
>Menhera is more offensive than kichigai
You've got it backwards, anon
"Menhera" gets cute characters like Menhera-chan and is even a fashion style
"Kichigai" gets censored on television

>>3595979
>Likes to either bully her viewers or pretend they are cute girls
>it's really good and drawing said cute girls
>says she likes guro pretty much from day one, has her own yeah just for guro art
>goslings get held in line by pretend boyfriend streams and comments
>when she isn't streaming she engages with her fans on Twitter
>Actually picked lewd art as a winner of one of her contests, showed it multiple times
>encourages uoooohhh posters and other memes

>>3597133
You don't know what you're talking about. Kichigai is one of the most offensive terms in Japan, bro. Shit isn't even used in their media. It's incredibly rude.

>>3596766
Beatani doesn't have enough fingers for all the wedding rings she'll receive...

I love you Beatani!!!!!!!

Beatani should do a Tinder stream, the dads can vote on whether she should swipe left or right. Members only stream to discuss how the date went.

KICHIGAI CHISATO LOVE!!!

BEATANI LOVE!

>>3597383
I don't like this post

I WILL MARRY THIS BEAR

If Bea were to play a rollercoaster-themed game, should she play a classic like RCT2 or a newer game like Planet Coaster?

Beatani is up! Time to call her a bitch!

>>3597404
Bear paws typed >>3597383

>>3597417
She should play Coaster (1993) published by Disney.

>>3597383
I will support this idea and donate $1,000 to their dowry if it works out in honor of $1,000 donation dad who disappeared . If she ends up marrying anon instead, I'll double it, if you let me listen in to the sex.

>>3592414
This one

>>3597417
on one hand RCT2 is a classic and will definitely run on her computer (or anybody's computer really) but on the other I really want to see her play something where you can actually ride the coasters

>>3597383
>do this
>the word right suddenly leaves every dad's vocabulary

>>3597191
After all fees (ignoring taxes) it's about $8k.

>>3597538
It'd be even better if there were a VR coaster riding game and >we could get her a VR setup.

>>3597551
including spell cards too?

>>3597383
only if she agrees to swipe right everyone

>>3597551
>After all fees (ignoring taxes) it's about $8k.
Now those are some good numbers, NumberfagDad.

She seems happier than usual.
Our collective autism has good effect on her.

>>3597613
Just streamlabs messages that happened during the stream which includes tips through paypal and superchats. I don't have the chat logs for all of the Twitch streams though.

>>3597655
This is her looking at our pitiful posts and laughing at us

>>3597664
that's definitely missing a few grand then

>>3597664
Don't forget the discord donations

>>3597711
Not bad for a 2 month side hustle! Good work dads.[/spoilers]

>>3597550
Like the ame outfit reveal. Could be fun, as much as the idea a tinder stream weirds me out

I had a dream last night where Beatani apologized to me.

>>3597782
Was it naked dogeza?

>>3597782
I hope it was a naked dogeza.

>>3597794
>>3597795
No, it was over twitter dms.

>>3597782
It better have been naked dogeza

>>3597794
>>3597795
>>3597818
sasuga

>>3597817
>dreams about twitter
anon...

>>3597794
>>3597795
>>3597818
someone should really just commission this shit already

We need her to naked dogeza all the dads for being such a kusogaki.

>>3597856
She's only talked to me once on Discord, so I wouldn't have dreamed about that.

>>3597882
MAKE
IT
TWENTY
FIVE

>doing a stream to pick an outfit for her date
>doing a stream while on her date
>post blurred out pictures of her bf
>doing a stream about her losing her virginity
>doing a stream after her bf dumped her for streaming them having sex
>doing a tinder stream to choose a new bf
>doing a stream after finding out she's pregnant
>doing a birthing stream

>>3597911
What the fuck???

>>3597911
Doing a stream discussing the high suicide rate amongst dads

>>3597911
>>doing a birthing stream
What the fuck

>>3597911
I genuinely hope that one of the vtubers I watch reguarly stream for the rest of their lives and allow me to watch everything

>>3597911
>She tried to get a listener pregnant but he pulled an Uno reverse card

>>3597911
break up stream is kinda fucked up

>>3597911
>doing a stream while on her date
Imagine her date's reaction to that
>Uhh what are you doing? Taking a picture? But we just sat down...
>Shush, it's for my dad
>Oh, okay. Why is there a bear cosplayer on your screen? And are those broken mugs flying by on the right?
>Just shut up already, I need to get the right angle so my eye tracking works
>I'm... gonna go now, it was nice meeting you... Fucking weirdo...
>Matta ne, bea beaaaa

>>3598022
>Rate the stream

>>3598022
>Shush, it's for my dad
kek

>>3598022
Anon no. She needs the date to be a success for the sex stream later. She'll be streaming the date using voice only with a png.

>>3598006
Wouldn't that work better with a regular streamer? Streaming "everything" while not showing anyone is kinda tricky.

>>3598078
>Asks the audience to guess how long it took
>Winner gets a handwritten letter and the used condom
>Receive letter, no condom
>"Baka, of course we didn't use a condom"

>>3598109
>with a regular streamer
meh wouldn't be the same, when I said showing everything I didnt actual mean show the 3D world. I meant everything as in their entire life

>>3598111

Please, Beatani NTR jokes were enough, I don't need to see your fantasies on the topic

Dads, spare me it hurts, onegai...

NTR is too far

Dads... enough posting for tonight

>>3597911
>doing a stream showing off her baby

Warning: wholesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l52hkYTCO8

>>3597911
>birthing stream
Mixing her up with Akira Mazomu again.

meeting a girl on tinder and agreeing to meet at the amusement park!
seeing that she got really dressed up for something you thought would be more casual!
trying to convince her to ride the roller coasters but she keeps saying they're childish!
wondering if this was a good idea!

>>3598111
YOU'VE GONE TOO FUCKING FAR NOW

She's my daughter in Japan. Of course I want her to be happy. She just need to report everything she does to me so I can micromanage her life.

>>3598273
Unironically based.

>>3598296
>B-but Bea... We just got married... Why are you streaming?
>I need to tell my dads about this. They are going to be so jealous.
>Bea... please. It's the first night after our marriage. Lets just keep it between us for tonight okay?
>Okay...
>*proceed to have sex*
>Yeah, I need to tweet this to my dads. They NEED to know this.

>>3597911
The Beatani Show, starring Jim Carrey in the role of Bea

>>3598464
>twitter meltdown at 3 am on her honeymoon

>>3598464
>>I need to tell my dads about this.
My sides.

>>3598464
Will she ask her boyfriend to belly-punch her on the first date?

I want to commission an image similar to this, except the men are polar bear humanoids (still in suits) and the woman is Beatani. Her clothes would be folded next to her with the blue striped panties on top. Not sure what artist I should go with though.

https://i.imgur.com/JVmMRfQ.png

Bea will be very interested in this thread

>>3598583
Half the shitposts are probably her.

You complete foolish morons. You do realize that she WILL use your ntr ideas against you?
Cuckdads go home

I want to ride the teacups with beatani and convince her she's cute just the way she is!
AND I REALLY WANT TO RUFFLE HER HAIR WHILE GIVING HER A DOOFY SMILE!

>>3598661
BASED, I WANT TO DO THIS TOO!!!

>>3598543
just trace it and replace

>>3598661
After you're done with her I'd grab her hand and take her into the gift shop to get stuffed animals and memento photographs. When that's done I'll buy her ice cream.

>>3598661
>>3598734
download dating apps

>>3598763
>Download dating apps
>Probably anglos living in anglo-countries.
Dead on arrival, specially because they might be autists.

>>3598763
Setting my radius to 8,000 miles so I can hopefully match with Bea!

The things I'll do to a bratty Listener-chan...

>>3598887
i am listening...

>>3598930
Listener-chan...

>>3598887
this makes me think of those /r9k/ femcel pics for some reason
Would it be Risuna or Bea on those?

>>3598945
It'll be Bea on risuna-chan for sure, maybe hobbodad on risuna-chan too.

Risuna-chan... coming back from a trip to Mexico....

Am I the only one here who wouldn't mind bea impregnating a listener chan in irl but thinks the idea of swiping in an app for strangers is gross?

Cringe thread!
Cringe
Cringe
Cringe

>>3599115
Yeah, my least favorite so far, feel like it was just used as a notepad for the 2~3 cuckhold fetishists to go wild

>>3597191
Here it is.
Please note that it is a very scuffed script: https://controlc.com/88ebb815
If you don't have Pry, just remove the first line. .ruby-version is 2.7.2 by the way.
Important:
>I assumed every single donation was in murcan doru.
>Also, very scuffed floating point operations, but since the input decimals were innocent enough I don't think the impact is huge.
Total: $6861.15 white piggu doru in StreamLabs donations alone. Please take this value with a grain of salt. given the assumptions above.
That was kind of accurate anon, sorry if you were expecting a fancier script and I disappointed you.
If I do another calculation in the future, I'll double check that this is acceptably accurate.

Beatani's expensive momo...

CHIHIRO COME SAVE THIS THREAD ONEGAI

>>3599235
>.map().reduce().map().reduce().map()...
God I love scripting languages

>>3599408
Massaging beatani's expensive momo

KUMAGE DOKO?
TORITTO NI TASUKETE ONEGAI

CHIHIRO LOVE
CHIHIRO LOVE
CHIHIRO LOVE
CHIHIRO LOVE

>>3599235
I'm pretty sure you are missing chat logs because my count is ~$1000 more before paypal takes their cut.

CHIHIRO TAFADHALI TUOKOE

>>3599562
Reminder that "Chihiro" is her roommate and you get to see her hand in this video. She's insecure about herself, hence she often wonders aloud why people would like "Chihiro."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOI6n3kmyx8

>>3599637
i quite literally did my hand reps to this video