/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3593378
I know the answer to that question but the jannies will ban me.

>>3593378
me :)

Okayu or Polka. do ur reps nigguh

>>3593378
oruka...orca

>eats onigiri, plays vidya and sleeps every day
>sings about food

Rushia

>>3593378
Since this question is worded so stupidly the answer can only be Coco, her model is comically tall so she weighs the most not to mention those tits of hers.

>>3593458
>>3593489
shut up that was a long time ago she's probably slimmed down since then

>>3593607
roboco maybe heavier

>>3593678
Whatever helps you sleep at night

Is Okayu's actress actually a landwhale or some shit, or is "fat cat" just a joke about the running food gag?

>>3593743
Google it

>>3593607
I mean, if we're going on the character, Coco's a dragon so most of her weight is going to be muscle and scales, not fat.
>>3593682
Metal is also not fat.

>>3593678
Porka's 3d debut wasn't that long ago anon. She was grabbing her model's invisible side fat.

>>3593458
>do ur reps nigguh
Encouraging dox digging now? What happened to this place?

>>3593678
>Sounds of cans and trash being moved around when she was looking for her instruments during a stream
I doubt she has anon...
>>3593743
But there's nothing really recent about her and the way she moves in 3D and doing stage performances would suggest she's in better shape.

>>3593866
Cry nigga LOL

>>3593866
SEA invasion

>>3593993
Seems like it. I'll never understand their obsession.

>>3593866
You have to go back.

>>3593458
In any case op said canonically so stick to the characters.

>>3593378
mogu

>>3593743
fat cat is a joke about her character eating all the time, it has nothing to do with her roommate

>>3594268
So it is just a coincidence that her roommate is a heifer?

Looking at Okayu's Ring Fit in the Gamers collab, she definitely doesn't move like a fat person.

when did the definition of doxing change from personal contact details (address, phone number, email) to physical appearance?

>>3593378
Probably coco. Lots of tit fat and you can see thigh fat too.

>>3593378
Canonically i'd say Noel because of her muscle and huge fat tits

who has the best Squeeze zone?

>>1
>Please note that discussion should pertain to a VTuber's streams and content, and should not pertain to their real lives, relationships, or appearances ("IRL").

>>3593787
>porka
My sides

>>3594385
id*lfags

>>3594385
Doxxing has always included PII. In the case of VTubers, that means anything about the soul of the chuuba that hasn't been mentioned in some official capacity (on stream / on Twitter / etc.).

>>3594531
Tits and thighs aren't squeezable, I guess.

>>3594531
Ina next question retard

Polka with Okayu close second. Third place goes to Mion.

>>3594536
But what about when the vtuber reveals information about themselves due to their own incompetence like Aqua being fat and short, Rushia being in her mid 30's, and Suisei stalking elementary school boys?

>>3594531
fattie cope is something else

> Rushia being in her mid 30's

hot

>>3595348
They're called love handles for a reason.

>>3594637
That's not doxing, it's just being a dick, akin to revealing a magician's signature magic trick. It's sad that people here think that literally any information about a vtuber's previous persona is "doxxing".

>>3595272
Suisei doesn't stalk elementary school boys, she just fantasizes about them. I've never seen her talk about real world boys either, as far as I know she just likes anime boys.

>>3595272
It depends on the mod/janny, I guess. Someone even got banned for talking about Korone's mom's health when Korone herself has mentioned it multiple times

>>3593378
Marine
>120 bpm resting heart rate
>tires out quickly
>doctor told her she is physically old for her age

>>3595540
Jesus Christ that is retarded. I can't believe someone pays them for this output.

>>3595666

>>3595666
Sounds like a tough job.
How much do they get paid?

Like, in character? None of them are fat, but I guess I'd say Coco weighs the most, but only because she's, like, 6'2".

>>3595807
If we're going by character lore, shouldn't it be Roboco, since she's made of metal?

since when did jannies get paid? wasn't it voluntary and their payment was getting the chance to power trip

>>3595837
I mean, does mass from material count as weight? In that case, Coco might still weigh more, as she's a building-sized dragon shapeshifted into a human form.

>>3595709
Wait, are you telling me they unironically police this board for no monetary compensation? They spend their lives doing this? Surely they aren't fat, no life neets too.

>>3595724
Not a cent apparent.

>>3595272
Rushia is in her mid 30s?

>>3595554
Can you even imagine Marine during childbirth? She'd probably die from exhaustion.

>>3595936
She entered her real age during a fitness stream and tried to hide it poorly so she just deleted the stream.

>>3595937
i love that the tracking caught her eyes in that panting

>>3595937
It's not like Marine is fat, she just has really shitty stamina, like 99% of the sweaties who visit this board.

I do wonder about Marine

>>3595987
Look, she's doing her best, okay?

>>3595554
>35
>Already have a body old for her age
Well that must suck

>>3595966
Aqua gets winded going to the fridge and Pekora's heart rate is 100bpm resting.

>>3595933
Holy fuck, how new?

>>3596016
Aqua RAN to her fridge and back. She didn't have to do that.

>>3595937
Imagine how hard Marine would pant trying to catch her breath after sex.

>>3596038
Still not enough to wind someone who isn't either a blob or completely out of shape.

>>3595966
Holy fuck really? She should focus on her own life and finding real romance instead of giving gachikoi schizos an excuse to hunt her down and try to make her their real girlfriend.

Amelia says she just naps and eats all day so my money is on her.

Don't most of the JP girls have to be in relatively decent health to do the 3D recordings and concerts?

>>3595966
kek

so what i've gathered from this thread is that every holo will expire in about 3 more years

>>3596217
Not all. Korone is in phenomenal shape.

>>3596051
https://youtu.be/cbeNvN_3Ysc?t=2661

>>3593510

>>3596217
Yagoo keeps signing all the talent up to singing and dancing classes, so my guess is those that stay will be in fairly better shape

>>3595666
>pays
nice digits btw

>>3596235
It amazes me how she is still able to stream for long hours and still be in shape

>>3596294
Korone's schedule is a hot mess but she manages to work out between streams.

>>3596217
I always assumed Sora and AZKi were in good shape, or at least are really dedicated to their craft.

>>3596132
There's plenty of videos evidence out there showing that she's not fat.

>>3596237
Man, even with context that stream was a wild ride

>>3596161
I'm pretty sure none of them are fat, but some of the older ones might be out of shape, or never in their lifetime did the required physical exercise to dance.

>>3596235
Didn't she jump rope like 3000 times on stream once?

how can okayu be fato cato if her bff is in good shape

>>3596435
I don't think it was quite that many but it was a lot. She was half-dead by the end of it, though.
>>3596525
I don't think she is? Okayu isn't in as good of shape as Korone but she's not overweight.

>>3596525
opposites attract

>>3595837
Well, OP said fattest, not heaviest

>>3596431
roommate reps, a bunch of them were legitimately fat, but that might have changed with all the dance practices.

>>3596525
nothing gets that dog in heat like knowing she is hand carving her fuck buddy from a lump of fat into a washboard ab'd sex machine

>>3596684
>roommate

Niggerkike. I only care about the characters, not the people behind them.

>>3596684
Doubt it.

>>3596016
>Pekora's heart rate is 100bpm resting
What's the problem here? That's a perfectly normal heartbeat for a rabbit.

>>3593378
Your Mom.

>>3595554
Wtf how do you get 120 bpm resting heartrate? Does she subsist on energy drinks? I literally drink nothing but coffee and mine is 80.

>>3595966
Wasn't it 20 at the time?

of course this turned into a fucking roommate thread. Indogs dont know what the word "canonically" means.

>>3599739
Who the fuck wants to discuss that???
>uhh yeah coco is heavy because she's tall
>roboco has metal parts so it is her
>oh yeah ur right bro
>good thread bro lets hit the showers now

>>3596525
>Gamers Ringfit adventures
She isn't.

The girls are short except for Coco and Botan. Okayu is the shortest among gamers. She maybe chubby but not obese. She can move with high mobility, she just doesn't want to because she's lazy. All of them are able to carry their weight including Polka. The only one who is active physically is Aki (outdoor camping and belly dancing) , Korone(gym rat) and Flare(outdoor camping), Subaru and Nene (nonstop dance lessons). If they all do get 3D projects that means they have to do dance lessons, singing lessons and streams. This will naturally shave a lot of their weight because they will always be dead tired to move. Much like Aqua. If they were fat before, they won't be for long.

>>3596016
Jesas I don't want to believe these things it's so pathetic

>>3601243
I point out the height because everyone knows it's easier to become fat if you're short, slow metabolism and don't move at all. Okayu bas one of the most healthiest diet as far as the other holos btw. She sometimes posts those on twitter. If you fucking believe that Aqua is fat because she got winded from sprinting then that means you are stupid. She fucking danced and sang nonstop on 3D live. She was panting but she wasn't dying at all. And that is with 3D gear on her too. She just sucks with sprinting and probably already nervous so she got winded fast.

>>3600780
>Fat
>Metal
God you're fucking retarded

>>3596399
I want to squeeze Ame's fat tits

>>3600780
Well, just because thread is shit doesn't mean it wasn't derailed into roommate bullshit.
As for OP I'd go with Marine - she had that big layer of fat in one HoloGra episode where she was eating the cake.

>>3598537

yes

>>3596161
luna...

>>3603210
>she was in relatively decent health until she did 3d streams.
Unfortunate.

>>3595272
Aqua is fat?

>>3603732
No

>>3595475
that first sentence rhymes
well done, anon

>>3595666
even chinks get paid more to attack coco

>>3595842
wow
SIGN ME UP

>>3603732
>44.5kg
>145cm tall
By Skeleton standards yes. Weight and height wise she's literally a 12 year old.

>>3593378
Porka...

>>3596016
Aqua is just poor nutrition probably, she even talked about how Kumiko scolded her for not eating her meals. Pekora just have anxiety problems and gets too nervous for no real reason.

>>3595666
dont say the lords name in vain satan

>>3596018
are you fucking retarded?

>>3595666
>pays

Hololive please hire me, I want to dance like an autist and earn money from it