/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Would you main him? And would he be viable in Ultimate?

>>3590084
I love raping pear

I posted this in the last thread but no one saw it :(
You know how sometimes main characters get knifed, yet we see them in the next episode? Many people believe the fruits are revived. I, however, have another theory.
>New Set Theory
Every set of main character fruits we see in every episode, is different from the episode before and after it. Yes, we are seeing a different Orange, Pear, Passion Fruit, Marshmallow, etc every episode. This also explains why most episodes seem to contradict each other in terms of who was knifed and who was not.
>B-b-but the fruits have the same personality every episode!!! Wouldn't that mean they're the same set of fruits.
No. In this early annoying orange video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp9f7Gn4AQw)) [Embed] we see annoying orange meeting another orange. This second orange has a very similar personality to annoying orange.
Hell, even at the end of the video, we see a lot more oranges with the EXACT same personality as annoying orange.
This means every member of a species of fruit HAS the same personality as the other members.
This is why I believe we see a new set of main character fruits every episode. They keep the same personality because of their species.

>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTYXKHY4jV4

>>3590193
>yes.
>no.

Does Orange have a penis?

>>3590338
maybe

>>3590350
hot

>>3590338
Fruits in the show do not need a penis as they procreate by ass eating.

>>3590350
BLUE BOARD

>>3590239
Holy shit I never realized how much I actually appreciate this parody

>>3590216
Plausible. Wouldn't surprise me if each fruit and foodstuff was knifed or killed offscreen at the turn before a new video drops

I NEED SEXY PEARGIRLS AAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>3590216
How do we explain the somewhat consistent voice of the fruits?

>>3590216
How do we explain the fruits having the exact same appearance? The other oranges looked different.

>>3593101
>>3592467
The oranges near the end sounded and looked pretty similar to eachother

>>3592146
It's unironically really good.

>>3590084
HI EVERYBODY

>>3595939
Are you a boy or a girl?

>>3595956
high piched guy

Is marshmallow a trap?

>>3596258
You tell me

>>3597669
Those proportions are kind of creepy. I don't see a bulge, so not a trap?

>They won't allow us in the 4cc roster
Lol we're the kpop general of this board

>>3598709
They won't allow us in because we'd be too powerful.

>>3590216
If they are "new" fruits, why do they have the same memories? We can tell that these fruits recognize each other. You can't have new fruits but same old memories.

>>3598709
The whores fear the fruit.

Where do you anons fall on the ntf stuff?

HEY APPLE

LOOK

ELDRITCH SPINNER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3601433
I would buy it if I could afford it

>>3598055
anon, I......

>>3602013
How long has it been since fidget spinners were actually a thing?

>>3611186
2017, so almost 5 years ago. I remember my friends at uni told me to get one and I remember distinctly telling them that the trend would be gone by next month, but still referenced as if it were still relevant. The life cycles of trends have been getting exponentially smaller these days, likely due to the fact that each new generation is being brought up on the concept of instant gratification more often than not. So people are constantly chasing the next big thing, the next high, which implies that the disgust for past trends also increases at a proportional rate

>>3602013
He’s gone insane. Good

>>3602013
Based

>>3590084
Here is your passionfruit gf, fruitbro.
orange has gumdrop levels of taste

>>3626151
woops forgot the pic

knifed

>>3627747
7/10

>>3596258

What is the internal anatomy of a fruit? How do all the organs fit in their bodies? How do they expel waste? How do they regulate their body temperature?

I'm curious about something. The whole annoying orange thing was obviously started as a shitpost on this board. What I want to know though is how many people have actually started watching Annoying Orange due to these shitposts? Who are the real fans?

>>3632345
You take that back. She’s managed to look hot for 15 years

>>3637264
I don’t watch the new stuff since it’s soulless recycled crap, but the old stuff is kino and I’ve always been a fan of old YouTube

>>3637264
I’m pretty sure anyone still oranegposting 5 months after AO’s debut on /vt/ is a fan

>>3637264
I contributed some of the lore analysis we have. You need to watch a sizeable amount of orange to reach an acceptable amount of plausibility. I still watch the new videos to watch the degradation of fruit sanity.
Am I a fan of Annoying Orange? Yes.
Am I the biggest fan? Probably not. I do not have sufficient autism.

>>3637090
>internal anatomy
refer to pic.
>How do they expel wastes?
Probably something akin to tissue secretion. We know they have a digestive system as they are able to barf (https://youtu.be/UqNLfoSevSw)) and fart (https://youtu.be/i6sdH7nlgLk).). I have yet to see them defecate though.
>How do they regulate body temperature?
We see grapefruit sweat(https://youtu.be/lrMUQCinZLw)) so I guess they have sweat glands in their rind.

>>3637264
Shitposting? I thought we were serious here.

>>3601433
Pretty fine with it

>>3637264
Dude it’s been months. No one’s shitposting. The people here have come back from month long bans, also getting spammed by people telling them to stop posting on /vt/, etc. We’re all on this ride till the end

>>3639035
It’s interesting to speculate on the anatomy of fictional sentient talking fruit. I remember more than once though Orange was turned around and had his backside towards the camera. You could clearly see what were glute outlines

>>3647238
Do fruits move around by using their glutes? Do they use their asses to move themselves around?

Aside from /OAG/ and watamelon threads, /vt/ is an absolute shitshow. The obsession and rrats are definitely not healthy. ESLs, EOPs, chinks, SEAmonkeys, holotards, vshitters, whore streams, ogeys... I just want pear to crush my fucking dick between her big fat tits!
https://litter.catbox.moe/z21smo.png

>>3650003
I think I’m in love

>>3648396
I’ve seen them hop, roll, and shimmy around so yes, I think

>>3648396
Possibly or shift their juices

Stay strong orangebros

>>3637264
Orange is pure kino

>No Annoying Orange representation in the /vt/ 4CC roster
https://implyingrigged.info/w/index.php?title=/vt/&redirect=no

>>3650003
Hot

>>3595956
eunuch

>>3662769
Who castrated marshmallow then?

>>3662894
the knife

If pear is a big tiddy raped slut, marshmellow is a questionable trap/pettanko, and grapefruit is a fat bastard, what is orange's niche in the coom kitchen?

>>3669415
Orange is the annoying one. Sex with orange is very annoying in many ways.

>>3590084
Why is it /OAG/ instead of /AOG/

>>3660077
Someone should fix that

>>3670792
It can’t be “Annoying Orange”, directly. It has to be some obscure meme from here

>>3669415
God Emperor from 40K physique and majesty. It’s how he should be portrayed here, honestly

>>3669415
Don’t forget Passion who’s a hot glowie that has an Onlyfans as a backup plan

>>3667225
Starting to think this is the darkest the lore has gotten. So Marshmallow was victim to a circumcision turned castration, is that it?

Hello /OAG/, you haven’t forgotten to hail your emperor today, have you?

>>3590084
For people who wanted to check out the last thread cause OP fucked up >>3428502

>>3650003
Can you do Passion and fem!Pear getting bukakked by Orange, Grapefruit and Marshmallow with Sis watching in the back?

>>3670896
>Onlyfans as a backup plan
>implying all the glowie shit isn’t cosplay for her main gig on Onlyfans

>>3671056
Is there a registry or archive for this? Has it been uploaded to paheal, yet?

>>3671432
The mega has a NSFW folder where all of my contributions are stored.

>>3671419
Passion is a mossad agent

>>3670958
Hail Orange. CITRIX IMPERIALIS
>>3671056
I am sorry but I am only a tracefag. I am not good enough draw or trace something that complex with multiple characters. I also try to avoid tracing picture with dicks. It feels kinda gay.

testing

testing

>>3678367
I am a retard. How do I play the sound? I installed greasemonkey and the 4chan sounds script.

>>3678977
yeah i know i'm trying to figure how to add sound to it its not your fault

test

>>3679280
BASED. Such lore would fit project /OAG/ from the writefren.

>>3679422
>>3679280
here's the full quality fellow AO Chad
https://files.catbox.moe/l3gc5d.mp4

>>3670958
ALL HAIL EMPEROR ORANGE

>>3679665
music sauce?

>>3679280
Very nice

>The holoniggers glow in the dark, you can see them while you're driving....

>>3685220
Based

PEAR SEX

The thread begins, with who's gonna grin
Knowing the jannies seethe within
A board, a dart, an orange as a heart
Who wanted to spread across /VT/, the glory of fruit

I am an Orange, that's what I am
I am an Orange, who jannies cannot ban
I am an Orange, that's what I am
I am an Orange, dabbing on Japan.

I'm posting my memes wherever I go
They're peared and based in display
I'd love to destroy the apples you know
They're an obstacle that always gets in my way

Jannies are nothing but gay jews
They are cuckolds with whores as their muse
All of my fruits are made for obstruction
I will build my empire
I will succeed and you will see
With your whores, there is no retreat

I am an Orange, that's what I am
I am an Orange, who jannies cannot ban
I am an Orange, that's what I am
I am an Orange, dabbing on Japan.

I am the "enemy," I will succeed
Board conquest, yeah, I must complete
My name is Orange, don't forget my name
If you ask me again, I'll spit seeds in your face

I am an Orange, that's what I am
I am an Orange, who jannies cannot ban
I am an Orange, that's what I am
I am an Orange, dabbing on Japan.

I'm the Orange

forgot to compile the song chain

>>3696555
Nice
https://privatebin.net/?0a915d2a3995e0f9#9euSGMLY86dkK18fvP5wp8N3qHTWSw8wr9CzyEnmMQ4i

>>3696555
peared trips

>>3696555
How come I get the digits when I am not trying?

>>3703387
It is the power of the orange my brother.

A threadly reminder from the scholar Gumi Al-Barchen

>>3691338
PEAR SEX PEAR SEX PEAR SEX

>>3712322
Meds.

It's orange!
>The annoying orange
It's orange!

Stay awesome orangebros.

>>3669975
O-Knife
A-Tranny
G-Jannies