/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Unmedicatedchama

>expecting anything else

>>3517246
Such creativity

>>3517246
What would the Haachama sex experience be like brothers?

How long until she goes into another break?

>>3517446
Nono, you see Anon, it’s not APEX for the hundredth time, so we should be grateful for getting meaningless schizo bullshit for the hundredth time instead. It’s okay to make boring repetitive content when SHE does it. but APEX hacks like Roboco and Fubuki should just fuck off and graduate

>>3517246
Redditchama

It was only a brief reprieve. We are entering early Shyamalan levels of "It's a twist" type of expectations. I really did enjoy that Tetris 99 stream we had. I wouldn't mind it if she planned them out more instead of trying to live up to her gimmick and hype she has created around it. Have small hints within the week along with the games that leads up to a schizo arc every 2-3 months. They could be better planned and paced without having to feel so burned out on ideas. They would leave more of an impact than what we're getting now.

Haachama has been unbearable since around the launch of EN

>>3517246
>All those midwits ITT
Ngmi

>>3518113
Why she idolizes western whores is beyond me.

BASED CHAMERS IS OFF HER MEDS AGAIN

>>3518003
The real twist would be she is graduating this month and came back just to pick up some extra money.

>>3518254
She should just stop pretending to be barely able to speak english and talk like the cunt we all know she is.

>>3518451
>>3518254
Go back >>>/jp/

>>3518531
Why are you upset faggotchama, don't you want people who can speak english to speak it properly instead of doing fake kawaii nip speak shit?

>>3518531
return to your hugbox
>>>/r/eddit

>>3518254
because dirty thai sluts bullied her in Australia

Literally watch any other Holo if you don't like this you retards.

>>3518773
Don't worry, I've already unsubbed to Haachama

>>3518365
I will still support her new life at Re:Act. Hopefully, she can have a fresh start on her character and not rely on dumb gimmicks like her old persona did.

>>3517661
This but unironically. Fuck APEX and MonHon. Except I'm not low enough to wish anyone would graduate just because I don't like what they stream.

>>3518802
I hope you unsub from life

>>3518531
I just want her to use what she has. Maybe if ahe gets a new head she can become Australian.

>>3518850
She definitely seems to be enjoying herself much more in her new life, hopefully she'll be able to do it full time soon.

>Chinky faggots finally get around to harrassing the Chammer's after Coco thoroughly BTFO'd them and shat in their mouths
Stay seething.

>>3518802
Nice man i've unsubscribed from every other holo besides haachama myself.

>>3518850
>>3518894
>Her new life at Re:Act
That's literally already been debunked, you dumb cunt, they've already streamed live simultaniously.

>>3518994
ASMR is almost always pre-recorded retard, and we have proof that Aria's stream was.

>another episode of "if you criticize hololive content in any way then you are an anti who is sending death threats"
peak reddit

>>3518254
You will never be Japanese.

>>3517246
>This shit again

>this shit again

>>3519065
Ah yes i hope you think the same thing about criticizing Coco and meme review.

>>3517246
she does not take her meds pls anstand

>>3517246
Vtubers have always been mid to low tier entertainment filler. This is just more of that.

>>3519290
Can you speak like a human?

>>3519159
fuck meme review
all my senpais hate meme review

>>3519159
Yes I do.
Meme review and "haachama lore" are both low effort, repetitive content.
The fact that people eat this shit up just shows how low our standards are for holos. If a non vtuber, or even a non hololive member made the same type of content, nobody would watch it.
If you try to point this out on reddit you just get called an anti and get banned. If you call it out here you just get called a chink.
I have nothing against Coco or Haachama. Both of them have shown they can make entertaining content (i.e. asacoco or haachama cooking skits), but they haven't even tried since last year. Sure, you can blame management for setting limits on what they can do, however I feel they can easily find ways to be entertaining within the restrictions if they just TRY.

>>3519481


ok chink

>>3519481
next meme

>>3519605
Damn, you got me!!!!

>>3519819

>>3517246
>Coco comes
>Haato begins to show signs of mental illness because her niche as the designated English speaker is being taken up
>HoloEn comes
>Haato becomes visibly mentally ill

Why is Haato like this?

>>3519947
RIGGER?!

>>3519159
I do too faggot, go on call me zhang

>>3520010

>>3519481
I agree i honestly truly do think you can say the same about all holo content though honestly. how much of it is the same shit everyone else does? nobody in hololive is doing anything different or new

>>3519970
Haato had a hard life. She was betrayed, bullied by her 'friends' in Australia, and treated as dirt by her host family. She created Haachama as a mean to protect herself. pls andastan

>>3518254
>>3518601
You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.

>>3517246
BASEDCHAMA. Cover & Youtube guidelines, antis, vidya games and meds, AWAY!

>>3520536
You will never be a real cat. You have no tail, you have no claws, your ears are floating. You are a homosexual SHARK twisted by autism and bad rigging into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your geometric appearance behind closed doors.

Cat owners are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Nekomimi who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a them. Your rhomboid head structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk gal home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected floating ear.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your Chumbuds will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your original outfit, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a shark is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably elasmobranchii.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>3520190
Repetitive content is less noticeable when it comes to streams. When streaming, the primary source of entertainment is the personality of the streamer and what they have to say. If someone is complaining about the games that a holo plays, I see that more as a condemnation of their personality and ability to engage an audience, rather than their game choices.
However personality isn't the primary source of entertainment when talking about something like meme review or haachama sketches. These types of content are curated beforehand and then presented to the audience. If the source material isn't funny, then its gonna be hard for the holo to work with it.
Basically, I'm saying that Coco and Haachama need to get better material if they want to do scripted content.

>>3520598
Kek. I loved how during the EN collab tactless Kiara said she was obviously not a cat because of no tail as well.

You will never be a real cat. You have no tail, you have no claws, your ears are floating. You are a homosexual SHARK twisted by autism and bad rigging into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your geometric appearance behind closed doors.

Cat owners are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Nekomimi who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a them. Your rhomboid head structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk gal home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected floating ear.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your Chumbuds will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your original outfit, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a shark is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably elasmobranchii.

>>3518601
what do you have against adult requests, man

>>3517246
I stopped watching her after the 3rd lore stream.

>>3518601
If you are such a master of japanese, and hate the west so much, then go on 5chan. OH wait you can't because you speak japanese at the level of a toddler.
Fuck off, self hating "white" goblin. You will never be japanese.

>>3522950
It’s like they don’t understand other cultures respect pride over race traitors. Just own it, whatever it is and don't look back.

>>3517246
oh boy I cant wait for her to go on another two week vacation AGAIN

>>3517246
I will watch anything that Haachama does.

>>3517539
Dead fish

>>3518635
>dirty thai sluts
>implying it wasn't going to that SEAnigger school for a year that ruined her

>>3523344
have you seen her move
she'll succ your balls dry with her gorilla grip cunt

>>3523439
Ironically returning to Haoan killed her confidence and ruined her content. The Schizo Arc is a thinly metaphor of expectations vs. reality. She wants to Haachama but is shamed to Haato. I genuinely feel bad for her now, she was once my favorite but now I can’t stand her.

>>3523439
Ironically returning to Japan killed her confidence and ruined her content. The Schizo Arc is a thinly metaphor of expectations vs. reality. She wants to Haachama but is shamed to Haato. I genuinely feel bad for her now, she was once my favorite but now I can’t stand her.

>>3517652
They made her go on a break bc of the EN0 larping not bc of her edginess

>>3523439
Ironically returning to Japan killed her confidence and ruined her content. The Schizo Arc is a thinly veiled metaphor of expectations vs. reality. She wants to Haachama but is expected to Haato. I genuinely feel bad for her now, she was once my favorite but now I can’t stand her.

The Haato cycle
>Does something retarded
>Haatons circlejerk with "muh creativity and potential"
>Management tells Haato she's acting retarded and is putting in danger her youtube channel
>Haato doubles down on her retardation
>Either managements punishes her or youtube fucks her in the ass
>Has a menhera attack and goes in a break
>Pretends nothing happened
>Back to step 1
Every. Single. Time. Welcome to the loop. I hope all nu-haatons get sent to an extermination camp

I love how it only took you fags one month for going into "Wow, Haachama is making something really special" to "wow, this is retarded".
One month is the max amount of time it takes you all to turn against anything you used to like.

Haachama really need to get out from Hololive and join Nijisanji. They have someone like Amemori Sayo, the Nijisanji's School shooter and Mito who watch Human Centipede along with viewers.

Wow she's still doing this shit? Glad I dropped her when she first started this crazy. I honestly used to love how cute and creative she was guess now she's milked the cow dry and all that's coming out is dust

>>3519358
>Can you speak like a human?
Hva faen sa du til han din lille homo? Fy faen jeg skal spre rompehullet ditt med kuken min.

>>3518861
>MonHon
Retard

>>3527643
Oh dear, a Swede.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gA5il9d8jA Haachama streaming right now

>>3528680
she loves streaming so much she joined another vtuber company

>>3528645
Sounds more like a Dane, they are the slightly more retarded Swedes but with semi legal weed

>>3517246
Did she really?

>>3518254
Because she wants to be the Western slut and it is obvious to anyone

>>3518927
Do haatons really?

>>3529981
who gives a shit
everyone who speaks cock in mouth german is the same

>>3532986
>Everyone who speaks cock in mouth German
Doesn't that apply to every Germanic language that isn't German? What sets English apart?

>>3526395
She has been doing this shit since mid-January. 4 fucking months.

>>3526395
Anon, take a look at Haato video page, find her first schizo upload, read the upload day, do the math, then slap your own face for making such a retarded take

>>3520536
>>3518531
(you) go back

Everything went downhill with the shitty new outfit

>>3527453
Their content is actually creative though

>>3534743
She really need advice from other members in content creating and you can clearly see she hit the wall but refused to give up. Unfortunately, all of Hololives members are basic bitch normalfag and Cover is an "idol" company. Nijisanji might have large number of normalfag but someone like Aiba, Mayuzumi, Mito, Mashiro and Sayo can help her.

https://youtu.be/711J_W0-qfY
what is going on

Man, Nousagi really love seething.

Don’t ring fucking please...

>>3517652
Soon (tm)

>>3534393
>Cute/Male, Flash and Transportation are a japanese culture
Holy based. Might as well move every board under japanese culture

>>3536694
yeah traps and train autism are indeed very japanese

Haachama is like the retarded daughter of hitchcock but with Haachama the twist is always the same one lmao

>>3536605
>pent up akasupas
that's kinda hot

>>3536605
Like life itself. She's unbeatable!

Haachama belongs in Niji desu, all the fucking weirdos are there so shell fit right away

>>3533428
they sound like the cock is in the ass

>>3535513
There is no clause that says they cannot collaborate with other companies. Suisei does a fucking weekly show with Toko, Matsuri frequently plays apex and game shows with hiwamri and others. Hell, there was an ancient Haato contest where she interviewed indie vtubers.

>>3536888
The problem with going to Niji is that the EOPs don't watch it, when they do, they eventually leave because the talents ignore them

>>3537351
Inui Toko and Luis Cammy don't ignore them tho.

>>3537825
Toko-chan won't be my Texas wife even though I offered her potatoes.

>>3538380
No.

>>3537825
That's Suisei's friend and the phantom thief right?

>>3538818
Yes.

>>3537825
Inui Toko has alot of Hoshiyomi EOPs who visit her and stay because of her excellent singing voice.

>>3528645
>>3529981
No.

This sounds like a Norwegian.

>>3536605
based

>>3527643
German, but gay.

>>3517246
She does whatever she wants, you either get with it or you don't.

>>3517246
She's segregating between narrative and normal content and cares enough to act like she's having fun. You have no reason to complain anymore.

i love how nijifags try to worm their way into conversation but they only end up talking to themselves because everyone just ignores them

>>3543661
>You don't get it's supposed to be shit

>>3523790
There's more evidence its because her parents hate her career than there is of this rrat.

>>3536835
So it's like an Hitchcock in current movie industry. Same shit over and over aiming to appeal to another market: EN for Haachama, CH for Hollywood.
She's up on date, a daughter of her times

>>3543661

Ogey rrat

>>3546341
>wall of text
want me to guess the politics of the person who made this?

>>3546341
Chad's premise kind of falls flat when you realise that the guests aren't there to get an education in memeology, but just to spend 60 mins with Coco in an "interact with gaijin" stream.

Still, Reddit Dragon bad I guess.

>>3543661
The people who make videos, music, and drawings have influence over her. She goes out of her way to use fan-created content. If everyone ignored her contests where she farms material, her lore would dry up very quickly.

>>3549859
Evidently you're right-wing, because you jump to conclusions when you see images you don't know the context behind.

>>3546341
lmao, why do people take shitpost review seriously. If it comes from reddit it sure would be utter shit. Fucking redditors.

>>3517539
>woah this feels great, keep go-
>RAPE HELP THIS MANS RAPING ME

>>3546341
OGEY.

>>3549859
>>3550699
stfu about politics niggers and go KYS

>>3546341
seethe more faggot. cope

As far as repetitive content, Haachama Lore streams aren't nearly as bad as shitpost review. At least they're specific to her. Every episode of meme-review only further turns the JP holos further into caricatures within the english speaking community. Also Haachama is one of the youngest members in Hololive and one of the few that doesn't have her parent's support for her work.

>her parents doesn't support her
The person above me is a fucking newfag haaton who probably doesn't even know about papachama who made youtube channel to help her and got fuckin doxed by flip

>>3520936
>If someone is complaining about the games that a holo plays, I see that more as a condemnation of their personality and ability to engage an audience, rather than their game choices.
APEX?

>>3564224
YOU WILL PLAY APEX

>>3564234
Fuck off, Chihiro.