/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3495882
Impregnating our daughter as a birthday present!

bros....bethany is somewhere in this picture RIGHT NOW....

Does Bea hate (male) dicks?

>forgot to include me on the list despite getting a reply
I-I wasn't the only one, right?

>>3496035
There were a lot of submissions, don't worry about it

I can't wait for the birthday streams!

>>3496005
Not for long...

>>3496210
I want to kiss this bear.

>>3496013
No, as long as the male is cute.

>>3496013
sauce?

I'm really happy right now. All of our time with Beatani means the world to me. Most of all even though we argue I'm glad that I got to bond with so many dads over our mutual enjoyment and suffering of our daughter's antics. I was planning on only staying an oil balon for one month but she's tempting me to stay.

BEA LOVE! 25 YEAR OLD LOVE!

>>3496035

>>3496335
Listener-chan CUTE
Listener-chan LOVE

Guys, please read this. I think your addiction towards Beatani is bordering towards insanity. That bear is crazy. She's abusing you and you guys keep coming back. I think this is some kind of stockholm syndrome. I suggest you clean yourself of her for a few weeks. Then you can see how bad she is for your mental and physical health...

Raziel is getting cocky again...

>>3496384
I know it's unhealthy but I love her!!!

>>3496384
Shut up Chihiro

>>3496330
G_ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>3496384
Tell me what exactly is the abuse here
Now

>>3496384
this is why you don't take your med dad, the common sense corrupting your love for her

>>3496384
She isn't abusing me hard enough!!

LET'S FUCKING GO
Since it's officially her birthday, I'll turn in the birthday messages card. It's also an excuse to share the image with you anons since I want all of you to verify you're in final card before the stream.
If for some weird reason you couldn't turn in your message before the deadline, or want to make a revision, you still have 12 hours.
I will share the image itself soon.

Raziel chama is a true architect

>>3496467
>constantly trying to make her fans jealous
>casually insults her fans
>banning her fans without reasons on youtube and twitter
>will throw her old fans away for more new fans
>will boldly lie to you to make herself look better
>would beat you up if she ever escape XP hill

>>3496552
Great work dad, I hope she likes it

>>3496552
Nice work drawdad!

>>3496552
Good job

https://twitter.com/beatani_ura/status/1391365238788739075

>>3496552
>4zhang's image size limits force me to share this as a low-res jay peg
https://files.catbox.moe/dh4dlj.clip
https://files.catbox.moe/rkfotz.png
I tried really hard to make the card feel dynamic, but unfortunately I had to come up with this symmetric "ribbon"-ish pattern after literal hours of moving the messages around.

>>3496384
You're right, but I will continue regardless.

>>3496712
Looks good, and what an impressive showing from this thread.

>>3496706
>three tweet tangent
>voice post
>another three tweet tangent

she really liked it huh

>>3496590
Why did I let her get away with everything??

>>3496706
I wonder how can people watch r18 stuff of their chuuba. It just doesn't feel good for me. Like if I want hentai, I'll watch hentai.

>>3496712
Looks good dad. Maybe add a clover leaf to each of the 4 corners to cover the white space, but that might be a bit too on the nose.

I'm going to learn how to draw and I'll make her the most erotic, yab and UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOH art possible for her next birthday
SO DON'T YOU DARE TO GRADUATE BEFORE THEN YOU KUSO BEAR
BEA LOVE

>>3496816
The weakness of being "Dad". Let daughter-bear get away with everything.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa finally a thread. I missed you guys so much. I LOVE BEATANI

>>3496877
browse "corner frame clover" if you like the idea

>>3495882
I've been refreshing all day just for this thread. Thank you for finally appearing.

>>3496035
DM listener-chan.

>>3496335
my condolences dad

>>3496856
eh, if she was some seiso idol I'd see your point. but for a total kusogaki like her, that actively encourages it and UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH's whenever she gets something new, I think it's fine.
not like I jerk off to it anyway, I just see it as further proof of her success. People always say rule 34 is a hard rule of the internet but there's really a caveat that it only applies if you're relevant enough to get noticed by H-artists in the first place. For an indie vtuber with ~3k subscribers to get as much R18 art as she does is a sign that people are really invested in her, for one reason or another.

>>3496256
It's from a Patreon discord I'm in, don't let anyone know.
https://files.catbox.moe/ciy2e9.jpg

>>3496856
I click the like button but I don't actually fap to it.

>>3496712
お疲れ様でした。great job!

>>3496335
What the hell did you send to her man?

>>3497012

Wish she would make a birthday post to comment happy birthday.

>>3497012
OH MY GOD

>>3497012
That's... an interesting tail she has.

>>3497012

>>3497110
Dad-chama...

>>3497012

>>3496706
I'm a bit happy that Twatter's draconian and unclear rules for hashtags worked in my favor, since she ended up seeing the image close to her birthday, assuming she didn't really see it when I posted it.
Those of you that have been checking the threads since ca. her Touhou streams know that it wasn't meant to be a birthday present.
I originally only paid like 8K yen by accident when I meant to give him a bit more than his standard rate. Glad I could make up for that by boosting his work.
Those DMs and the request text were also my first time communicating with my poor nihongo outside of school.
I'm not sure if anyone knows exactly how hashtags are supposed to behave, but here's what I've found out so far:
>Twatter doesn't show *every* single post in a hashtag
>Old twats slowly disappear when you query all twats under a hashtag
>If your twat starts with a username-mention (i.e. @fatdqn), it won't appear when you query for all the twats under a hashtag
>If your twat starts with a URL and then the hashtag text at the end of the twat, it won't appear when you query for all the twats under a hashtag.
I had to manually ping Beatani because I did number 4 above, even though I don't like spamming people's notifications. I know I'm not the only one.
I wonder if Tweetdeck or whatever solves these problems somehow.

>>3497199
I use Tweetdeck and saw your post on the hashtag just fine.

As far as I have understood it, the last stream scheduled is the one where she is going to review the 3 projects from here. The stream in 29 hours.

>>3497012
>That ass grab
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>3496856
I feel the opposite, +18 content works much better for me if it's related to someone I know, either a fictional character or not, some random character or porno actress I never heard about just does nothing. The very few "real" pornos I watch have usually some kind of introduction and getting to know the person.

CHIHIRO LOVE
>tfw no uoh

>>3497012
Holy hell. So good.

>>3497298
CHIHIRUOOOOOO

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqgMAIsPPVA
>1:00AM
>I'm not even participating on this one
Fuck it, it's my daughter's birthday, I'll pull an all-nighter if I have to

I sent an email with my submissions but I'm not on the list. I don't have a Twitter, what should I do?

>>3497295
Same. Usually I play eroge which has a good buildup. I want real romance in the situation, I can't get off if there is no romance. I'm not even a woman btw.

>>3497352
Dadchama, your reading reps...

>>3497348
It's at 4 pm for me. But I'm going to miss the fashion contest stream and a substantial part of the birthday finale if not all of it due to work.

>>3497419
But I think it's being sent to spam. I'll try again.

If you were to tell me a couple of months ago that I'd be looking forward to celebrate the birthday of a degenerate bear...
Damn it, I love Bea so much

>>3497199
I was going to warn you last thread that it wasn't showing, up but the thread archived too fast after your last post.

Help me doctor, I have a Beatani addiction.

>>3497762
Sorry, that is not a clinically described addiction, I'm gonna write you down as healthy. You are free to go now.

https://files.catbox.moe/wryvsu.png
I have a Listener-chan addicktion.

>>3496712
Thanks for putting it all together so our daughter has a card on her birthday! Good work dad!

>>3497762
Mmmmm, I see. Let me see the inside of your ass so I can give an accurate diagnosis, also I'm going to have to give you a pregnancy test, male pregnancy is a common symptom of Beatani addiction.

>>3497941
Why is Listener-chan cheating on Beatani?

I love Bea so much it hurts

>>3497941
Why is the dick not inside. Do you love seeing dicks so much so you have to make the situation as dick revealing as possible.

>>3498139
Sumata is based.

For me, it's Chisato

>>3498191
I think your Chisato is a bootleg.

>>3497253
>>3497338
>>3497129
>>3497115
>>3497110
>>3497104
>>3497065
WHAT HAPPENED I WAS GONE FOR 2 SECONDS

>>3498207
archive reps

>>3498191
>Not choosing Kumagai-san
ngmi

>>3498207
https://archive.nyafuu.org/

>>3498256
God dammit why is this so hot

>>3498256
I bet she's just as perverted as Beatani, but better in hiding it.

The day is here and the fated hour is creeping ever so closer dads. I know today will be a great stream. Understand that today we make history, history with our beloved daughter. By god, my excitement can't be contained. Nothing can bring down my mood right now. How's it hanging dads? If you could not tell, mine's gone great and I can't wait for the rest of the day to get fucking better.
>>3496552
>>3496712
Good shit fellas, this is a great fucking card. Thanks to all the dads who participated. Truly fucking Beautiful.
>>3496013
>>3497012
My UUuuooohhhs are reaching to the fucking Moon here.
>>3496706
This pic and here reactions on her lewd account was pure kino. I was stuck looking at the tweets for a good 20 minutes.
BEA LOVE
CHIHIRO HATE!!

>>3498342
I bought alcohol today to manage the cringe that will be the voice project review in the last stream. I'm going to fucking die of cringe when my voice plays.Other than that I'm very excited.

>>3496384
CHIHIRO HATE

>>3498323
Beatani is the type of girl who can't stop talking about how much she wants to fuck your ass and make you pregnant
Kumagai-san brings you to her home after a completely normal and seiso date and proceeds to put on her strap-on while she kindly asks you to take off your clothes

>>3498342
My birthday is also this week but my birthdays are only depressing, it's just me eating a cake alone in the dark while looking at old pictures. But Beatanis birthday, that I'm really excited for. I know it will be great and filled with happiness and funny moments. I'm really looking forward to all 3 streams and I'm going to nuke my sleep schedule to make it to every one.

I couldn't watch Bea for few days and fallen behind most of her videos, feeling kinda bad...

>>3498629

>>3498658
>it's just me eating a cake alone in the dark while looking at old pictures
Stop doing that and just treat it like a normal day like I do.

>>3498256
She looks like a proper OL

>>3496384
YOU HAD BEEN PREVIOUSLY ADVISED

>>3496384
This anon is right. This gif sums it all up perfectly.

Go make an Instagram just to follow your daughter.

>>3499069
But she has posted literately nothing and she hates instagram

>>3499069
Nice doxx attempt

So who is dropping Beatani after her birthday? It won't ever get better so it's better to quit at the peak right.

That's one big (you) magnet.

>>3498658
happy belated birthday ,Dad!

>>3499238
She will drop us nigger, not other way around

I wish this cooking contest was anything but breakfast. I couldn't think of anything to make that would be eye catching.

>>3497681
If you at least installed XP in a virtual machine to make this image, I kneel.
>>3497690
>>3497228
She said some weeks ago that she couldn't see a similar tweet last time. So it looks like she's not using Tweetdeck nor doing her archive reps.
Andrew Ryan-san hasn't liked that Tweet yet... you guys want anything from Home Depot?

>>3499304
I sent her my lunch, not like she could know it's not a breakfast anyway.

>>3498658
Thanks for reminding me my parents refused to hold an 18th birthday party for me when these are seen as a major event and all my colleagues had one.

>>3499304
Anon...it wasn't suppose to be eye catching it was just shit that you eat daily.

>>3496940
>>3496877
I thought it would look tacky if I did something unsubtle like that, but I'll consider it if there's any reason to re-edit the card.

>>3499354
I eat only one meal a day. So i sent that one. I guess that is technically breakfast though.

>>3499370
This, she just wants to know us better.

>>3499370
Can't wait for raziel to submit a Complete gourmet 8 course meal with a different matching wine to every course.

>>3499353
Yes, I have some windows virtual machines.

>>3499370
>>3499493
FUCK, that cunt Raziel made me think I had to submit something pretty

>>3499509
>that cunt
Anon... the nukumority...

>>3499509
>>3499493
We should teach that bastard a lesson. He's getting uppity lately.

Hunt Raziel and his followers

>>3499598
Yeah, we should eat all his food and leave nothing to Beatani.

Wait if Beatani is turning 25 that means she's entering "old" territory. Your body and your mind stops development by age 25 and it's all down hill from there.

>>3499509
You could just use photoshop or any photo editing app to make your picture prettier. At least that's what I did to compensate for my shitty looking food.

>>3499639
>>3499598
>>3499509
>>3499493
raziel coming to steal your bear

>>3499725
I... I kneel...

>>3499725
Raziel...the croquettes onegai...

>>3499725
Raziel isn't the only chef dad around here! I'm just lazy and don't want to make things I'm not going to eat or serve to others.

So much falsehood...
I can believe someone lying about their breakfast from a friend, I can believe a tryhard high quality gourmet picture from an ojisan... but you, Dads? You would do something like this? This breaks my heart

>>3498658
Happy Birthday Dad, good job living another year. I mean it.

I want to show her a drawing as a birthday present, even though it's a simple wallpaper (not with a cake or anything). Should I just tweet it at her before the birthday stream?

>>3499509
she was pretty upfront about just wanting your ordinary breakfast and not some 5 course meal, dude
I didn't send her anything though because I got way too self-conscious about the fact that my breakfast is literally just a bowl of cereal and a granola bar. I guess I coulda lied and made something special but that would defeat the point.

>>3499789
I have sent my real common breakfast anon. Don't worry so much.

>>3499818
just put it in the art tag I'm sure she'll see it when she wakes up (assuming she isn't still shitposting on twitter at 2 AM like usual)

>>3499789
Want to bet some dads here ordered uber eats and said they made it themselves?

I forgot to add bread to my breakfast photo, now she'll think I'm a savage who doesn't eat bread.

>>3499875
Kek, mine had crackers.

>>3499370
I can't draw, but I can cook well. I definitely did more than my "usual" breakfast, and I said so in my message. I won't deny wanting to make something that looked good. So, I made a dish that originated from where I grew up.

>>3499789
don't worry, I sent the watery stew I eat in the mornings.

I have no stress with my shitty breakfast, but I want my outfit to make it into top 15.

>>3499818
tweet it

>>3499975
I was gonna say, if people are freaking out this hard over breakfast I can't imagine the meltdown when they realize drawfags submitted to the outfit one.

Not that I'm not one, hell I didn't even draw mine. Honestly I just wanna share them with fellow dads but want to wait until after she shows them on stream first.

should we all reply to the good mornin with a happy birthday?and god mornin?

>>3499653
The real peak in life is 35-50 though. Not biologically but that is often the peak of your accomplishments as a person and when you get the most done and make the most money.

>>3500072
no that's cringe I just told her happy birthday in a streamlabs donation instead

>>3499789
I sent something I eat everyday that will disgust probably every foreigner(from my nationalites perspective) so don't worry.

What order do you think she will do? Submission order, reverse submission order or maybe worst to best.

I know I'm losing both contests. I just wanted to share something Dads and Bea would hopefully find interesting.

>>3500234
Cringe to based

>>3500234
Submission order is likely the order in the pdfs and she's already said that's irrelevant. She'll probably group them somehow.

>>3500251
I just joined to have fun and fill up the submission numbers.

>>3500275
>and she's already said that's irrelevan
I think she was just trying to keep any autists that can't tell it's submission order from thinking it was a type of ranking.

Holofag here, redpill me on this bear. She seems cute and funny.

>>3500376
Someone posts the collgaes

>>3500376
>>3379996
Also, see the collages.

Can't wait to see the most disgusting and pitiful breakfast and bully that dad playfully while also thanking him for making me kek.

>>3500376
JP vtuber with a decent grasp of English who's a hiroyukifag and banters constantly with /vt/. Can sing, can draw, can compose music, and she designed her own model.

>>3500376
NOT call her bear cunny!!!

>>3500453
I'm absolutely certain that there is
1. a dad who just took a photo of an empty table
2. a dad who submitted an image of Beatani for the breakfast contest

>>3500157
Surströmming?

>>3500376
>>3500417
>>3500452

>>3500376
>reposting a list of clips from the last time someone asked

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPJXcSwzsnQ compilation of early cute and funny moments
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aywPDTVcaQ thoughtful every once in a while
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqs1lYyUjiU talented
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir0FhVkKV9I constant gosling massacres (this channel has other clips as well)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkIBydLGMCg bloodsports
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oeQ0ebpPkM she has laughed at a malkavian mod quote at least once

Also please check out her wikipage, it is very informative and honest.
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato

Maybe I won't win the outfit or breakfast contest, but I WILL win the secret groomer contest!

>>3500537

>>3500556
>he lacks the critical information
Beatani has that one in the bag already.

Here's my breakfast set dads, I made it all myself for my beautiful daughter. The most pitiful and jealous dads will, of course, try to say otherwise.

>>3500556
you can’t compete
>Zia

>>3500589
>IMG_2020

>>3500529
Related but no. I sent in pickled herring (sill) on rye bread. Surströmming is basically what you get when you try to make pickled herring but you forget to add the vinegar so it begins rotting in the can. I know dutch people like pickled herring too though. But I can kind off understand why pickled fish may seem disgusting at a glance, but honestly it is very good.

>>3500589
Is that 3 shots of booze? I had alcohol in my breakfast picture as well but that seems excessive for a breakfast.

>>3500604
Immediately disqualified by being too obvious, like most dads.

>>3500589
Congrats on being the winner of this breakfast contest.

>>3500677
>his breakfast isn't exclusively a bottle of rum and some meds
never gonna make it, dad-san

>>3499353
I saw it but I don't particularly always hit the like button especially when phoneposting.

Why home depot though?

>>3500589
>IMG_2020

>>3500728
>rum
Sorry I consume nothing of such disgusting drinks from the tropics. Real potato spirit is the only thing I drink.

>>3495882
Want to commit bear rape

>>3497012
Holy shit my nutbladder is going to explode

>>3500589
>IMG_2020

today is gonna be a good day right?

>>3500928
I think today will be a great day

>>3500928
I'm thinking kino

>>3500928
>Beatani became hotter today
Today is going to be an AMAZING today

>>3501019
No, today will be a fantastic day.

>>3500928
A beautiful one.

>>3501073
>the way she corrects herself after saying iku
every time

>>3500928
I'm killing Beatani today.

>>3501120
I hope the next clone is less of a bitch.

Wonder what next years birthday will look like?how many subscribers will our BEAtoni have? will she have gone mainstream by then?how many subscribers?is she still having fun?

>>3501120
I was getting a boner and then I realised you said killing. Well that's gone now.

>>3501238will(you) support her till the end....?

>>3501238
It's gotta be Beatani family meetup.

>>3500928
Yup

>>3501238
None of us will be here by next year. Either the biggest yab of them all happens or she gets picked up by some company and becomes a soulless drone. OR a sudden burst of popularity from Jap kusogakis or 5ch anti flood the place and overshadow/push us away. Yes, I've seen all of these happen.

>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCArDBJWZGPBtVeXwr4ROddA/community?lb=UgwOpv2Jz_FYsdHS01N4AaABCQ
JESAS, youtube didn't notify me about this post
I'm pretty excited about Bea improving her equipment little by little

Beatani's lips...

To those who will superchat her on her birthday. Will you do it on the first stream or the last?

>>3501384
At the very least we were all here till the very end. I think that counts for something.

Beatani's soft hands...

>>3501410
>"Why you give me money? It is pointless!"
>Uses money to improve stream quality
Fuck it. I'm becoming Oil Balon (not via membership).

>>3501384
nah, she'll be fine

>>3496384
SHE NEEDS TO ABUSE ME HARDER

Beatani's slender legs...

>>3501431
>>3501480
>>3501522
I want to rub my dick on all of these

>>3501438
That's a good question. I'll be there for the breakfast and last stream. I'm at work during the fashion stream so that's out of the question. I want to get it over with..but fuck it. Hold it till the stream AFTER the fashion contest.

Beatani's pretty eyes...

>>3501548
I miss those

I miss her...

She is still an innocent girl.

>>3501438
I was thinking about SC her in all the streams, but I think it'll be more effective if we all wait for the last one

>>3501615
Chihiro sure is.

>>3500589
>IMG_2020

You are not even trying dad

I want to eat a Christmas cake...

I seriously love Beatani...

>>3501540
Yeah the last stream is probably best. It will be the least distracting because that stream does not have a long subject to tackle. Its just a main topic of reviewing 3 of our projects which will not take long and probably free talk after that. Wait to the last stream if you can after she has reviewed the projects. That will make the donations the least distracting.

I'm sorry dads, but if Beatani ever came on to me, I would not hold back in the slightest.

>>3501684
I'm already aware that more than half of this thread is willing to marry her on the spot, you're not saying anything surprising.

>>3501684
Will you pee yourself and all over the place?

>>3496712
https://youtu.be/ViX62UtybwA

>>3501668
>It will be the least distracting because that stream does not have a long subject to tackle.
That's a very good point, the review streams are going to be pretty long

>>3501640
no she is a slut

>>3501777
Beatani, please, go back to sleep... you have to stream later...

>>3497352
I sent another email a few hours ago but I think she already left, and I don't know if it was filtered or not.
If one of you could DM these just in case, that would be nice.
https://files.catbox.moe/qdqjia.7z

With these new emotes I can "uooooooooh" about Chihiro and Listener-chan all the time!

>>3500604
>French
A***** R*** will fly her to Mexico any day now.

Just think about
Next year Chihiro will be 28 YO

>>3496712
Yooo this is awesome thanks for putting it together anon

>>3502030
2030 was 18 years ago...

>>3496712
I feel so bad for Rye Mountain-san. He always gets the short end of the stick, eh? Just look at it, my sweet Chisato Dozer is about to raze and destroy his wheat field lmao.

>>3503023
sometimes reasonable dads are forced to do unreasonable things

Hi anons. "Wiki anon" here.
I haven't really updated the wiki in a long while. I've decided to not touch the wiki unless I can get more people to edit it as well.
I'm sorry if there's anything you've wanted reflected there; there's a lot to add, such as all the arcs from last week, as well as the subscriber milestones.
There's easy low-hanging fruit like adding the terminology the dads and Beatani use. The hardest part is getting references, but even then you can just ask on these threads.
I hope this motivates at least one more dad to do a quick edit, let alone become an active contributor.
I wrote a quick guide: https://controlc.com/a879efa8
Sorry if this seems a bit spergy, and if the text is a bit rushed, but I wanted to share this while we have some traffic due to her birthday.

>>3503023
>Wheat field
What the fuck do you take me for? It's a rye plant, don't mention me by that cringe-ass grain again. It's in my name geez.

>>3503751

>>3503751
I still can't believe that her weakest monster at the time, her dads defeated her strongest, Takuya. DADS STRONG

>>3502019
First class ANA tickets NRT <> MEX with Beatani!!!!!

3 million yen each.

Just told my mother that I cant take her out for mothers day today because im busy today (with beatani's stream). You happy now kusogaki?

>>3504088
Oh no. You better make that up to your mother later. Please treat her nicely.

>>3504054
Based dads just running the clock down and throwing shots at him.

>>3495882
Holy fucking shit I want to bang the bear girl so goddamn bad I can't stand it anymore. Every time I see her I get a massive erection. I've literally seen every R34 art that there is of her. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Beatani. I want to cum inside Beatani's tight office bear pussy. I want her to have my babies. Fuck, I'm getting hard just thinking. I want to fuck Beatani. FUCK

>>3504263
Calm down, Beatani

>>3504088
there are like three streams today, you can catch a different one and watch the vod later.

Next year all of us should prepare a cream pie for her.

>>3504530
I only have a cookie...

Not to resume the other day's namedropping, but I wanted to DM Fettuccine-san about adding a message to the birthday card. Sadly his DMs are closed so who knows if he knew (or even if he already participated and we didn't realize).
Is 高浜ヌウタさん also from here? He's the ED music composer, so having a message from here would be nice too. I'm honestly a bit too burned out to check if there's a submission under his name already and I need to GTFO to piano class.

>>3504776
I think the music was commissioned by Bea? Half talking out of my ass here.

>>3503390
Hey ugh... I just want to say I'm deeply and regretfully sorry for the error I made there. Please don't get mad at me.

>>3504088
Based

>>3504831
I thought she did her ED herself

>>3504908
She composed it but didn't do the orchestration, something like that I think.

>>3504088
Treat every mother's day like it could be the last you legitimately get with your own mother. You never know if or when shit can happen.

>>3504831
They definitely follow Beatani to some degree they even liked the R18 kuchinashi drawing kek so I might just ping them.

>>3504088
Dumbass, go out for lunch or dinner with your mom, or if you're worried about rona, eat at home from takeout. Listen to the other anons. You can skip today's stream for your mom.

>>3504908
>>3504950
I DM'd her a while back and she told me the ED was from Nuuta Takahama

>>3505199
Now I kind of feel better about myself but now I wrote that out I feel bad

>>3505199
Good job dad! You wasted Bea's time for some trivial shit. Let's DM Nuuta Takahama-san next and ask him if he wants to write on the kuso letter!

>>3505199

>>3500928
I think the streams are not going to be that great
Overhype is not good

>>3505042
I forgot to mention he also drew Beatani some time ago, so he might be genuinely interested.
>>3505314
Picture related. Will check after I'm done with class.

Why though?

because of cringe

>>3504855
Kek, I was only joking with you. But if you want to know the difference it is easy to learn. Barley and rye are awned grains, meaning they have little hairs out of every grain while wheat is not awned, it is naked instead like the little slut grain it is. Telling barley and rye apart can also be done because rye has awns of equal size which means that they don't end at the same point while barley's awns are uneven in length and end at the same point. Pic related. The reason I'm so into this is because I'm studying a 5 year agricultural plant biology program at university.

>>3505324
I do think people are expecting too much out of these streams
honestly as long as she makes fun of my shitty submissions and clearly has fun with the stream that's all I want

did he seriously?

>>3505493
>>3505545
>>3505653
???

>>3505685
Go to the discord server...

Seriously??

Haha,no way

>>3505389
He just said "thanks" and that he'll try. Kinda feel bad about not thinking about this before.

>>3505685
I'm confused as well

>>3505685
the faggot dm'd nuuta

>>3505324
You say that but all her streams are great.

Bea! It's pee squeezing time! (I squeeze you intull you pee)

>>3505760
Even the too fast rpg one? I kinda felt like shit after that stream. Other than that every stream has been overwhelmingly positive for me.

>>3505802
>Even the too fast rpg one?
Even that one, though in a different way.

>>3505760
Sorry but I really hate omori and too fast stream

>>3505802
The punishment stream was kino, so it was worth it
Also I feel that the community and Bea are much closer since then

>>3505867
True and also to be honest it was good until that serious talk also.

>>3505867
That apology stream made everyone who watched through the Too Fast RPG arc feel a lot closer to Bea. It was like magic.

>>3505933
The serious talk is good but not enjoyable.

>>3505734
How do we involve non-channers in our fan projects in the future? I don't want them to feel left out but I also don't want us to mass DM every known fan on twitter. Or do we even want non-channers to participate in our fan-projects? I don't know.

>>3506055
thats what discord for

>>3506055
get her to set up a free chat

>>3506055
could announce it on the stream hashtag and take submissions through DMs.

>>3506055
As I see it /vt/ projects are /vt/ projects.

>i will think about it
will she really?

>>3506224
Those never get used though. Maybe a project planning hashtag? But honestly 4chan is such a good place for planning these things because the anonymous aspect drives more people to submit because they don't feel as shy. I kind of want them to come here, but still not at the same time. Maybe we just have to make do with organizing them here without them, it's maybe for the best.

THE BEAR HAS AWOKEN FROM HER HIBERNATION

I WANT TO SEE CHISATO HATEFUCKING CHIHIRO

>>3506362
I don't know if I would have had the courage to submit to most of the birthday projects if I couldn't do it anon. I had to work my courage up just to play among us on stream. Thankfully Beatani was really chill.

>>3506395
Wait so she only slept 5 hours. Is she nervous and/or excited for the birthday streams?

>>3506395
she needs some more beauty sleep.

>>3506431

>>3506362
>the anonymous aspect drives more people to submit because they don't feel as shy
I think that's really biased by the simple fact that people posting here are much more likely to be in that state of mind. People that are used to other plateforms are really not as likely to think like this.

>>3506395
no longer lmao

>>3506455
shes already beautiful, how dare you

>>3506431
She sleep multiple times per day in short spans.

>>3504776
>Is 高浜ヌウタさん also from here?
He was watching her before she started doing English videos I am pretty sure. I doubt he visits here.

THE BEAR HAS GONE BACK TO BED.

Anons... I am a Europoor greyname and I have exams tomorrow... Please take care of our daughter in my stead, okay? I'm counting on you!

>>3506572
GREY LOVE

>>3506505
Check twitter

>>3506589
shes so beautiful no matter what you say
words cant bring her doooown

>>3505563
Ayy, alrighty. What you're doing in university is really interesting. Hope it comes to fruition once you graduate. Good luck mate!

>>3506362
this made me realize that she is actually perfect retard and by the time she will gain popularity, so this will be less grooming contest of small group of anons, but actually her doing gameplays and chat spamming emotes too fast for her to reply
of course until her next bigger meltdown when she calls all redditors faggots and loses everything

>>3506224
I've wondered for a while honestly if she should have a free chat. I don't know how those tend to go for other vtubers but I know she's got a dedicated enough fanbase that would probably use it (considering there's no real other place to congregate outside of /yah/ for the non-4chan side of her fanbase, anyway.)

>>3506572
good luck with your exams!

>>3506810
Coco is a vtuber with 1 million subs. Go to her free chat right now. It's quite dead.

>>3506798
Where there's reddit, there is concernfags. I'm just waiting for the next Jack (the cringe one) or cringe DM poster to show up.

>>3506810
She said she didn't want to make a free chat already.

>>3506542
he follows me, he must be here then, he posted to the hashtag in english abou doing his reps once lol
dudes chill

>>3506869
>Where there's reddit, there is concernfags
We haven't been that innocent with this in the past either.

>>3506810
sometimes they work, mostly they are just people asking when the next stream is and a few times it's a mess. A lot of indies don't like them because they'd prefer people talk about them on twitter or in comment sections.

>>3503204
I'll try to do a bit when the hangover I'm going to have on Tuesday wears off.

>>3506868
I don't watch hololive but I'll take your word for that
>>3506884
huh, must have missed that. well that answers my question either way I guess. better not to force something like that honestly.

>>3506900
Those are likely also people from reddit. /vt/ is basically redditlite.

>>3506810
Most free chat either turns into 2 people chatting about off topics or is a place for random people to drop in to say hello followed by hours of silence.

>>3506940
vt is somehow the nicest board on 4chan.
it’s new fag friendly

>>3506898
He, still watches all (most?) of the streams. He just doesn't chat often.

>>3507031
Because it's ALL newfags....anon.

>>3506857
>>3506583
Thank you anons :)

>>3506679
I appreciate that. At least you're not calling it "peasant science" like some of my old friends. I hope you have luck with whatever you do as well.

>>3507071
don’t call me out like that

>>3507071
i've been here since 2008 fuck off

>>3507121
studying and improving the food source of a large part of the population isn’t even close to “peasant science” it’s necessary to keep the worlds food supply stable.

>>3507071
There is a good amount of oldfags from /jp/ too.

I'll be honest. Listener-chan makes my dick harder than Beatani.

>>3507136
Had to do it ya.
>>3507165
Who is (you)

I got his submission now!
Once I get home I'll comment on the who-participates thing. /Blogpost

>>3507201
The "oldfags" of /jp/ are are the 2hu guys that got their board hijacked from vtubers.

>>3507031
>it’s new fag friendly
Some things should be newfag friendly desu

Some newfag comes in and you gatekeep him, he learns nothing and stays. Now you have a shitposter that hates the board and doesn't fit in.

Some newfag comes in and you spoonfeed him, he learns some memes and stays. Now you have a shitposter of value who can ogey a rrat.

>>3507246
threadly reminder

>>3507071
Speak for yourself, I've been here since 2012.

>>3507323
But listener-chan is not Beatani though

>>3507246
Dasai Beatani is too cute

>>3507031
aww thank you <3

>>3496035
The other way around, I was left on unread, but got into the list.

>>3496035
Well, I'm on the list...sorry anon.

>>3507071
been here since shoop da whoop and pedobear you candyass
but I had 6 years break so practically I'm a newfag

>>3507291
>>3507071
I got on /jp/ to talk about Umineko in like 2009 and stayed there. Got kinda boring in the lst years especially with italianon schizo spamming every thread.

>>3507312
No, newfags should stop being so butthurt and lurk more. They aren't special dadchama. Everyone goes through the process. It's not that hard when everyone is literally anonymous.

>>3507541
speaking of, i started drawing it but got busy

>>3507603
This, the best kind of anon is the kind that stfu, lurks, learns, listens, and does a little bit of archive reps.

>>3496552
Sex here. You didn't include my submission, even though you said you would...

>>3507603
This, anyone who's spent the past decade on the website would know the longterm effects of spoonfeeding and not gatekeeping are cancer. The answer to all of this is to tell newfags to stfu and lurk moar.

>>3507740
sekusu-san...

>>3507740
sekkususan...

>>3496712
>>3496552
I know it's not much but I'm still bummed out to be left out.
>>3431989
>>3432945

>>3507740
Secusu...

>>3507603
Yeah, I remember when I was a newfag and asked to be spoonfed only to be answered with "lurk more fag" "how new?". It made me mad for a bit but then I just took their advice and lurked, did my archive reps. Learned everything I wanted that way and felt proud that I managed to dig for some info alone

>>3507740
sekkusu...

>>3507660
Based uminekochad, I only read it last year but I had so much fun with it I ended up reading all of WTC

>>3507603
Back around 2008 when I first discovered 4chan, I never posted. Up until /yah/, you could probably attribute a few dozen posts to my name. I just lurked and appreciated from a distance.
I don't know what it is about /yah/ that's making me the most social on this awful website that I've ever been.

>>3507121
I'm a hands on kind of guy. I want to get into engineering. 3D modeling (i.e. Fusion 360), fabrication, milling, CNC machining, that kind of stuff. So I understand the importance of "hands on related jobs/careers" if I'm understanding your fields of expertise correctly. I'm nowhere near as professional as you are, but I hope to be as respectable as you eventually.

>>3507883
don't lose hope anon there are still a few hours until submission and there will probably be a stream tomorrow on it. Maybe organizer anon will update it before then. It usually takes him about an hour to see things.

>>3505563
>the rye virgin vs. the wheat chad

>>3496712
I'm really happy you stepped up to put the birthday card together, you did an excellent job.

>>3507668
>>3507757
>>3507909
>>3507990
It's honestly good advice. It builds independence and research skills that's fit for anything that pertains to the internet. Plus, the quality of the site goes up because they're willing to put in work for boards and threads.

>>3508041
But he already sent the card to Bea.
I was cucked by Nasty Yukari-san with the "chihiro better in bed" wiki entry, and now by the birthday card organizer with my modest submission. Is this the punishment I get for my name?

>>3508282
He told Bea in the message he sent her to check back later as he would update the card and send her another DM if it was updated.

>>3507740
sekkusu-san...

>>3507740
sekkusu-san...

>>3507740
sekkusu-san...

Please go and prepare a meal now or else you will get hungry during this stream.

>>3508282
>sekkusu-san is dickpound-san
I should've connected the dots.

>>3508471
Streams starts at 1h00 for me, not gonna eat in the middle of the night.

>>3508471
I already ate. I'm full.

>>3508509
>he isn't a fat neet

>>3508509
I'm going to. Fuck the rules

>>3508282
Was your message on the final psatebin or whatever he sent confirming everyone's entries?

>>3508471
I've got my milk.

>>3508545
Yeah, you weren't on it.

>>3508471
its middle of the night and I'm NEET living with parents, so I will pass

>>3508545
Nope, it was in response to his last call for submissions: >>3431989
Apparently I missed the pastebin.

I like to listen to messy ear licking ASMR and imagine it's Beatani doing it.

Wasn't there some birthday singing thing as well?

>>3508677
I also do like Noel, yes.

>>3508632
Yeah, the pastebin was before that, so never mind about my point.

>>3508471
Time for a 2am pizza

>>3508734
I don't like Noel. Watched her torrented roommate asmr vids and it feels so slutty. Not my cup of tea and I deleted it since it took up 50GB of my HDD. Used that space for Metro: Exodus instead.

>>3431989
Look at that subtle off-black coloring. The tasteful handwriting of it. Oh my god. It even has a signature.

>>3508684
Yes, I organized that. It's completely done and I'm just waiting for the third birthday stream to send it to her. Beware though, it's going to be a little cringe.

>>3508805
2AM BROS LETS FRICKIN GOOOOOO
unless your a mom

>>3508471
it's 1am here and i'm not going to eat anything

>>3508677
Based

Eat banana. No really, it's safe to eat that if you're up late.

>>3508927
it's almost 4pm here and I still haven't had breakfast yet

She's gonna wake up in time, right...

ETA FIVE MINUTES LETS GOOO

>>3508979
so-called "pog"

7 pm here, eating a burger in honor of my country.

>>3508471
it's 2 am bro...

>yukkuri beatani
oh dear

>>3509101
Fellow 2am here, ordering papa johns takeout right now.

1am and I just made a cheese sandwich

>>3509127
problem with living in a small-ish town, nothing fucking works at this hour

Back.
>>3506055
Personally, if I do a project like this again in the future, I don't want to come up with a reddit-tier list of rules for who gets in. For me, this project just happens to be a medium for fans to express their thanks and good wishes to Beatani. It also just happens to be the case that she roughly knows where her fans come from.
As for DMs, I think posting your DM here like I did earlier is enough.
Having said that, I further explained to Nuuta-san what the nature of the project is. I don't think they were aware that Beatani wants to show these on stream, so I want to make sure they feel comfortable participating. I would really appreciate it if they did.
>>3507883
Sorry, yes, it takes me a while to double check as >>3508041 said, and it's doubly hard if you don't make it literally 300x300 (I've been checking on two different IPs so I can't rely on (You)s). I am very sorry.
>>3507909
I miss when people suggested "lurk more" more often. It's mostly just anons rushing to call other anons "newfags" lately.
>>3508080
Thank you.
>>3508282
About that yes that was me too. I was personally thinking of trolling Beatani by changing the name before the stream to "Kichigai Chisato", with an entire redirect dedicated to it (even if site admins would've given me the german stare). But I also can't let people fuck up the wiki at will -- your changes came last minute, otherwise I would've considered them (did you notice she literally went DELET THIS during the stream?). I hope you were able to accept my apologies during the stream.

Bearbros, I'm so excited right now

Old bear

>>3509219
does this mean we can officially post her in /hag/

Dads.. she sounds so old..

HAGTANI! Art dads get on it! Onegai!

Was the XP collage posted already?

>>3509247
This is the power of cake.

>>3509171
>Sorry, yes, it takes me a while to double check as >>3508041 said, and it's doubly hard if you don't make it literally 300x300 (I've been checking on two different IPs so I can't rely on (You)s). I am very sorry.
I didn't clarify. I'll include you sex-san, I'll just send a new revision after the stream is over. I have to, because Nuuta-san just told me it's okay to include them in the project as well.

>>3509101
We will manage... Somehow

>>3509171
>Nasty Yukari-san in on a crusade to shield beatani from sekkusu-san

https://youtu.be/eqgMAIsPPVA
GET IN HERE GO WISH YOUR DAUGHTER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Our daughter is growing so fast. Seems like just yesterday she was a 24 year old

I know it's a meme, but 25-27 really is the perfect age. God I wanna marry her

>>3507361
think again.