/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBXZJTNkyjQ
Marine's heartbeat is around 120 while resting but slightly excited. One can hope she has no cardiac problems.

>>3459749
Imagine the fatty rolls

>>3459749
Next level concernfagging

>>3459923
This. Imagine having basic human empathy.

>>3459709
There are 2 ahoy threads now

>>3460046
OP is legally blind and maybe retarded, forgive him

>>3459709
I love Marine, she should use a heartbeat monitor while playing scary games that would be fun

>>3460046
Sorry anon, this is the only /ahoy/ on the board right now.

Ahoy!

>>3459749
Motherfucker I just did mine and got 62 slightly excited. What the fuck is she a chipmunk?

>>3481052
You have the opposite problem, get to a doctor.

>>3459749
I wouldn't say putting your heartbeat on blast to potentially 30k people is "slightly excited"

>>3459749
Imagine...

Isn't it dangerous to be a pirate when you are only 17?

>>3490514
I mean, you're a pirate, it's dangerous at any age

is it normal for her to take this many breaks? and her heartbeats
spill the rrat

I can't stop imagining how nice it would be to be marine's boyfriend

>>3491668
She just recovered from a really bad cold, cut her some slack.

>>3493687
I want to grope Senchou's floaters

>>3486717
60 is still average. go take a walk outside once in a while

>>3459749
Hasn't she mentioned a couple of times that she wants to lose weight? Surely with her money she can go to the gym and buy vegetables

>>3495239
Noel talked about how Senchous schedule is always booked full
She simply doesn't have the time

>>3459749
She's obviously nervous you tard.

>>3495239
>Going to the gym
>In year 2019+2

>>3495155
Not if you're excited or nervous.

Do you think Marine is kind of girl who always thought Penis Inspection Days are real, or kind of girl who wants to make them real?

>>3459749
My heart, her heart

>>3486717
Dude, if you train something you can get your BPM as low as 40, maybe even lower.

>>3500120
olympic level endurance athletes get ~40, 20 or lower while sleeping

>>3500443
Mine got as low as ~45-50 while sitting, which was funny because on medical checkups i made few nurses worried.

>>3495635
Yes.

>>3495635
Isn't Marine's house small? She probably doesn't have space for a home gym.

You haven't been looking at the captain sexually, have you?

>>3501448
I'm never not looking at the captain sexually

>>3501448
Of course not. Marine is a christian vtuber.

>>3500605
only ever mentioned having separate streaming room, but her utility bills is astronomical so it's hard to say

>>3459709
NIJISANJI HAS A BETTER PIRATE

>>3501448
I FEEL THE NEED

>>3501448
No no no no. Ima neva in za ecstasy modo!

>>3501448
I look at her with the lust of my heart

Marine is so weird. By all accounts I shouldn't really like her, but she just feels so honest and earnest. I think she's the most honest Hololive member.

>>3495239
>>3495515
She is not fat so if she want to lose some weight, just take a walk 30 mins everyday. Also every holos lost weight when they prepare for big concerts

>>3506425
>Marine is not fat
She is fucking obese.

>>3506425
>Not fat
Bro

>>3459974
I can't I'm terminally autistic

>>3506425
>she is not fat
Anonchama... There is a limit to a wishful thinking...

>>3507063
Anon please, my dick can only get so hard

>>3506425
Other holos always imply that Marine is ugly and obese

>>3508069
You are mentally ill

>>3507737
>>3507158
>>3507063
>>3508081
here's the problem with /vt/
newfag tourist children don't know who marineschizo is, so they parrot him endlessly and become talking heads for him
yeah guys, marine is fat despite us seeing her real life pictures
totally
fucking retards

>>3508348
The photos are ancient

>>3508383
"ancient"
2 years ago isn't ancient and she doesn't even eat that much, which is how she's been able to spend her life with as little movement as possible without ballooning into a whale.
this is why ichimi stay in /jp/, at least there ignorance isn't rampant

>>3508432
/jp/ hates marine

>>3508465
i'm sure we do schizo kun

>>3508348
>>3508383
>>3508432
Show me the photos

>>3508575
If you don't know how to find them you don't deserve to see them

>>3508212
Perhaps, but chubby girls are sexy

>>3508629
I mean, yeah, was worth a shot though.

>>3508081
>ugly
She may be a bag of lard but I didn't see ugly

>>3508575
why do you want to see them anon? You will never meet her, how she looks like in person is irrelevant.

>>3508432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6NmhxvMGSY
>Flare 41 times
>Noel 45 times
>Marine 23 times
Also look how slowly she moves. Marine is fucking fat.

>>3508746
fat =! unhealthy (power lifters are fat and healthy)
unhealthy =! fat (skinny fucks who eat mcdonalds all the time get heart attacks at 110 lbs and 30)
this is where this conversation ends, goodbye

>>3508746
23 times what? She wasn't even doing the same thing because she didn't understand it
Also from the same stream, not that you ever saw it.

>>3508713
Other holos call her ugly and gross

Even if she's fat, I still love her

>>3508958
You are aware that the models don't perfectly line up perfectly with their real proportions?
Also flexibility is meaningless measurement of fitness.

>>3508958
Bet the fatfucks claiming she is fat cant do the same thing lmao

>>3509021
>moving the goalposts
Anon just stop posting. This isnt reddit, nobody knows but you that you got btfo

>>3508724
Well, I think most people have pretty much accepted that Marine is definitely 27+ years old. But I dunno, is there a possibility she's a younger person who pretends to be older person who insists on being younger just as sort of several layers of jokes and irony? Just a little schizo idea I keep pondering inside of my head.

>>3508724
Just pondering a dumb schizo idea, like, what if Marine isn't 27+, what if her character is playing an older character who insists she's younger.

>>3509067
Go watch that stream. Marine is constantly on the floor out of breath.

>>3509152
As is Luna on her 3D streams.

>>3509183
LUNA FAT???

>>3509068
>>3509150
Lurk more.

>>3509239
I will, it's just you who is useless.

>>3509183
Why are you bringing up Luna again? We have been through this, Luna is a skelly, if Marine is a skelly then she can't have a fat ass. Which is it, Marine is fat or Marine is a skelly with no ass?

>>3509152
>doesnt know acting when he sees it
I wish smoothbrains couldnt post.

>>3509273
Luna has a fat ass too.

>>3509254
Useless how? You're begging for information you can easily find yourself.

>>3509305
Wait, I am checking if I am banned, my internet fucked me again.

do we really need to discuss whether marine is fat or not in every fucking thread? Will the schizo-kun go away if we agreed with him?

>>3509288
>Marine is only pretending to be fat

>>3508974
I don't listen to women's opinion on other women's beauty

>>3509344
No, fuck him. No matter the outcome, schizo-kun is wrong.

>>3509367
Lamy was repulsed by Marine.

>>3509344
The fat thing is just one of many things he spams. Other talking points involve Noel but he's currently pretending to not hate her.

>>3509350
She's pretending to be out of shape you fucking retard, how dense can you be

so like, why is saying marine is not fat by bringing up proof "real life stuff" but this guy can just spam "marine is FAT" endlessly and spam reports when he gets met with a challenge? wtf is this moderation.

>>3509384
Marine is going to have a heart attack on stream and you guys would have enabled it by not pressuring her to work out.
>>3509424
Is she also only pretending to be unable to jump during dances? Porka is the only other Holo who can't do that...

>>3509522
Yeah, this is both discussion of IRL and ironic shitposting at this point.

>>3509549
lol of course the schizo is a bloomlet

>>3509522
I am not breaking any rules, you broke rule 2 of this board.

>>3509367
Everyone avoids off collabs with marine because she's very ugly

>>3509567
Anon I only know that Porka can't jump because of BLOOM.

>>3509626
then how can you say marine can't jump? bloomlet relying on clips kek

Ichimi are still claiming that Marine looks like a gravure idol. Truly the most delusional fanbase.

>>3509798
Nobody has made that claim. Have you taken your medication today, anon? The only defense claim being made is that she isnt fat.

>>3509966
Pekora's roommate is gravure idol tier and ichimi claim that Marine is hotter than her.

>>3510083
ok

>>3510083
I don't think gravure idols reach a heart rate of 100 just by sitting still and doing nothing.

>>3510127
That heart rate monitor was clearly broken.

>>3510160
Sounds like cope.

>>3510160
>>3510127
"ok"

>>3510196
Marine had a heart rate of 120 when all she was doing was sticking a mic to her chest.

>>3509350
And you are pretending to be retarded, see, everything is possible if you try

>>3510251
Yeah she was a bit stressed out but that's noot a good heart rate either. This means if Marine is obese then so is Pekora.

>>3510321
Pekora's heart rate monitor was broken.
Also Marine streams all the time, she is used to it, I doubt that she was stressed.

>>3510483
>Pekora's heart rate monitor was broken.
Proof?
>Also Marine streams all the time
Not ASMR
Pekora is OBESE

I love Marin

>>3510552
Her heart rate didn't go up when she got scared, clearly broken.
Marine waddles, Pekora walks normally.
Marine is the fat one.

>>3510722
Looks like you didn't even watch her stream.

>>3510746
I did watch her stream, the monitor was both super delayed and it didn't go up a few times. Definitely broken.

fat

>>3510794
You didn't watch Bloom and you didn't watch Pekora's streams.

>>3510875
How would I know that Porka can't jump if I didn't watch BLOOM? I don't watch Gokishit streams.
Go watch Pekora's stream, the first time she got scared it took a few seconds for her heart rate to go up. The monitor was clearly broken.

>>3511025
You said Marine can't jump, but she did so you didn't watch Bloom.
>it took a few seconds for her heart rate to go up
>Her heart rate didn't go up when she got scared
Which one is it? You seem very broken up with these responses, wise man.

>>3510858
Deliciously thick

>>3511104
Marine's jumo barely counts.
It is both, most of the time it was delayed and there were a couple of times where it didn't go up. Clearly broken.

>>3511354
She jumped higher than Pekora, so there's one jump that counts even less.

>>3511415
Pekora was only pretending.

Why does Senchou cause Kiara-on-/vt/ level seething on /jp/? I don't even think she's that controversial on 5ch?

Can someone please rangeban the fucking schizo already?

>>3510127
Pekora is a rabbit

>>3512178
Has anyone ever been rangebanned on this board?

>>3509595
hasn't marine done at least three different 3d off collabs (matsuri, okayu, korone)
idk if that's a lot but it isn't a small amount

>>3508746
Im 63kg and 175 cm tall and have no stamina, being out of shape isnt just about being fat, living a sedentary life fucks you up in the long term

>>3513095
>63kg
HOLY

>>3513095
Do you waddle when you walk? The evidence for Marine's obesity isn't just in her lack of stamina.

>>3508974
No they don't, no Holo has ever called another holo ugly on stream, that'd be mean and cause a PR issue if nothing else
>>3509595
Marine is literally the off collab queen, what are you talking about?

anyone got marine's chill ahoy bgm?

>>3514629
She never released it. This guy has it but I think he edited it himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK5HfOxoMCs

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO
ABOUT SOME FAT FUCK NAMED HOUSHOU MARINE

>>3514830
This is a bit low quality at times, probably due to being edited from low volume. It shouldn't be hard get your own cut out of a stream with a bathroom break.

>Marine's entire arc and personality spawned from the coco/marine dance collab
>Don't clip this please! - Marine
it's fucking amazing at how a fraction of a moment caused this tremendous chain reaciton

>>3520749
she was horny boomer pirate before this though too but you're right it did cement it

>>3522201
I don't think she was a boomer before that but my memory gets fuzzy that far back.

>>3522242
I know man, like tears in rain ;_;
early lockdown was a trip

>>3522242
The only EOP meme around her was that she's 40

Please post sexy senchou's onegai

>>3522834

What would eating Marines ass taste like?

>>3502646
THE NEED TO BREED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_6N2k4at_w
she does wonderful things to my dick

>>3528446
>She will never cut the circulation to your legs as she rides you

>>3522834

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivAu2GGbTzs new 2hu at the usual timeslot

>>3530410
Oh yes 2hu time

>>3530410
>Marine pretending to like 2hu again

Do you think Marine has trouble wiping her ass? Does she have to use rag on a stick to wash her massive ass?

>>3530638
nah I use my dick to wipe it

>>3530572
>1CC hard mode clear
>Pretend

>>3530692
>replying to it

>>3530410
/jp/ we are coming home.

Rate the new 2hu

>>3532289
I want Marine to sit on my face/10

Another Kappa

2hu hijack lol

How sex out of 10?

Heh

Would you fug?

>>3532526
ORE WA SÈX

Marine isn't playing. Watame is. Watame is the 2hufag in Hololive, Marine only pretends to like it.

I love Senchou's panicked screams

And in addition to a kappa we've got a new tengu

Damn this song is pretty good

Senchou is having PTSD from quickman's stage

Senchou...

Say what's the story behind senchou being traumatized by lasers again?

>>3533177
Quick Man's stage

UOOOH MARINE'S SWEATY

So 2hu is a roguelike now?

Marine is getting laser ptsd again

>>3532909

Psychokensis is such a broken item holy shit.

Senchou...

Happy Maid day

the strongest!

MARINE STOP CHOKING PLEASE

She finally made it to stage 6

Rate

>>3535276
>rainbow
Oh boy

>>3535301
It's in the title of the game

Ah, so close

>>3534805
God I want to bend her over and fuck her very roughly from behind while grabbing her milkers

And also suck on her milkers

Senchou...

oh no not the lasers

Senchou Choke

>>3536289
Senchoke

>>3530410
i came right at the end goddamnit

I can't believe Senchou streamed this game for almost three hours

Damn I forgot her new year model has prominent jiggle physics.

>>3536767
Booba!

Why does she look like a higher than average rate prostitute now?

I love this woman's nasal voice

>>3537057
Because that is her dream job, but she is too fat and ugly for that.
>>3537062
Shit taste.

>>3526669
Brown sugar with a hint of coconut and shit.

>>3537062
same
when she lets her real voice slip out it's just great

>likes country roads and gospel
She's a good Christian girl alright.

>>3538015
>burger and negro christianity
>good
yikes

>>3538104
It says here you're a heretic

>>3537057
geisha is the word you're looking for

https://youtu.be/mCzEy-CRAMA
Lets take a look at some of Senchou's older streams

>>3534805
I want to fuck senchou so hard wile she moans ahoy over and over

>>3534805
>blended

>>3538104
Go jack to futa hentai stormweenie

Seeing New Year's Marine again today was nice

>>3547162
>Captain presents her bottom half
>all I can think of is kissing her

CUMMING IN MARINES BELLY BUTTON

>>3501448
I only masturbate to her friends and her daughteru.

>>3508432
>schizo perpetuates lies about Marine as a form of gatekeeping while pretending to be several people
>acts surprised when newfags believe his schizoposting

Honestly though I want to take marine to Paris and talk about how dirty it is while we eat overpriced food

>>3552877
I feel like Marine would be content just going to a cheap resort town and eating okay food

>>3537327
>>3517336
>>3517336
>>3510722
>>3509966
>>3508746
ofc she‘s fat lmao. norio is just making things up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsJjN322S4

https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1392057065724538882
Senchou...

>>3459974
disgusting

>>3568193
still sick, she didn't sound recovered during her touhou stream...

>>3568193
Get well soon Senchou...

>>3508974
Towa's artist called her cute, small and her tits huge.

>>3573636
Alright, I'm beating my meat now.

>>3573866
Disclaimer: huge is relative

Get well soon senchou

>>3577499
>Pekora taking care of anybody
Senchou is going to die, isn't she?

>>3577597
I mean, she's not that bad. She could at least take care of a mildly sick person without killing them.
Probably,

listen to her dusty womb

>>3578214
I'll listen to her moist pussy

>>3578214
>the sound of wind blowing across a vast expanse of untouched arable land and tumbleweeds rolling about

https://youtu.be/wRSun2eMzyw
Have some old archives to tide you over

>>3459749
>>3459974
>>3481052
>>3488998
>>3495575
It´s Marine, she was probably masturbating.

>>3530177
kek

>>3530177
Hey Granny Marine is sexy, in her own way.

>>3459709
>Best hololive pirate
But she's the only hololive pirate...

>>3582640
Winning by default is still winning.

>>3575606
F cup is relatively huge.

>>3587174
Japanese F cup is a US DD. So not really.

What does her butthole smell like after a 3 hour stream lads?I wish my dying breaths be her smell while gasping for air.

>>3587299
She is also onahole sized, so they look huge on her.

how old is marine

>>3588337
28.

>>3588358
X3

>>3588686
Good game.

>>3459749
Smaller girls tend to get higher bpm.

>>3588765
Now I'm curious about Aqua's.

>>3588358
thanks

>>3587299
That's a stereotype perpetuated by dudes who know nothing about boobs. Cup fill for bras in US and JP are the same. F cup = F cup. The only difference is in band size due to imperial/metric measurements.

>>3535276
I said in the jay and I´m gonna say ir again
fucking cake has better color distribution that her, holy shit

>>3593499

>>3588337
17

>>3530177
This gives me the ultimate heart boner. I want to grow old with Marine.

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1392314057605095425
https://youtu.be/7Pb8QHTUuwg
Marine will be appearing on the variety program thing they are hosting on the official channel.

>>3587711
Like pheromones and sweat.

>>3600337
So, sex
Senchou's butthole smells like sex

>>3600284
in like, 20 hours yeah

https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1392428310680903695
No stream today, do your archive reps.

How come nobody is talking about this? RE Village's devil doll is literally Marine's evil twin

>>3604707
Oh, that's why I want to stick my dick in her.

>>3604707
I keep seeing people mention this when watching the streams but I just don't hear it

>all these cancelled streams
it's over isn't it
collapse is imminent

>>3604707
What are you talking about?

>>3605867
In the Japanese dub of the game the doll's voice actress sounds really similar to Marine.

There's some clipfag video on Youtube of Pekora's playthrough where you hear a lot of her dialogue.

>>3606624
Oh, interesting. I've been avoiding RE8 because I've yet to complete it myself but I'll give it a look once I'm done.

>>3606624
>doll's voice actress sounds really similar to Marine.
not really, but I'd say Marine could mimic the voice with little practice

>>3577499
I hope she’s resting well and eating chicken noodle soup

>>3604707
It's literally her.

Marine is kill, antis WON

>>3615545
SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY YOUTHFUL AND PRETTY CAPTAIN WILL BE JUST FINE

>>3604707
lol its true

Is the rrat true? Did marine voice the doll?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLjN3T8yrZY

>>3618565
Back to global

>>3507063

>>3508645
based

>>3530177
That stream Made me drop some tears

>>3618565
It might sound familiar if you never heard any of the japanese voice actors in the industry.

>>3507063
God I wish she'd sit on my lap

>>3618565
>OtakMori
Of course.

why dont the retards believing the rrat that marine is obese just do their reps instead

>>3588337
Prime age

>>3588337
fertile

bump

>>3459709
everyone in gen 3 is fucking bland and boring
>marine
lol she has boobs and collabs with the other braindead retards in the same gen aha funny
>pekora
is annoying
>noel
LOOK SHE HAS BOOBS!!!!!!!!!! uhhhh yeah thats it she also tells anticlimactic stories and people talk about them for days on end like the autists that they are also she farted in the middle of an asmr stream or something idk
>rushia
screams like a fucking child to no end
>the half negro
who?
hololive jp went downhill from gen 3 onwards. coco's plebbit pandering lamy and amane are sort of alright, though i mainly prefer watching shuba and i occasionally check mio and okayu's streams as well. they are far more interesting than anyone who came after hololive gamers, and they are actually entertaining, unlike the ones i selectively shat on above
shuba shuba shuba shuba shuba.

>>3631355
Who asked?
Where are the askers?
May I pose an enquiry in regard to the location of the people who asked?

>>3631405
>Who asked?
mad
>Where are the askers?
mad
>May I pose an enquiry in regard to the location of the people who asked?
10000000000000000000% mad

>>3631405
You shouldnt have asked poor anon, for someone to write this here he's fishing for easy (you)s. Just don't forget to love your Oshi and ignore shillposters.

>>3631355
How long since you're off meds?

Oh no, Mio's curse

>>3619233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvXe_sWW6-A
idk man it sounds close

>>3633795
Your ears must be stuffed with something.

>>3633795
I'm not hearing it.

>>3624985
Because they want their fetish to be real, even if it's insulting to their oshi. Don't even have to do reps for proof. Mio talked about touching Senchou's belly on their shopping trip and said Marine wasn't as big as Marine thinks she is.

>>3633795
not even close.
You might want to consider getting something fancier than 5$ earphones if you plan to listen seiyuus actively, you're missing out

https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1392732667792084993

>>3631355
>Flare Ch. 不知火フレア
>still at 620k subs
What went wrong

>>3639964
Stars spin around her butt.

https://youtu.be/KrdkXgPk0cc
https://youtu.be/KrdkXgPk0cc
https://youtu.be/KrdkXgPk0cc
Live now

>>3640619
The subamarine banter is top tier as ever.

>>3640619
So this is a weekly program featuring those three, eh?
Thoughts?

>>3641042
it's probably subaru + guests

>>3641042
It's kinda weak if they're just going to play games, I guess it's kinda hard to do variety shows with 3D limitation.

>>3642590
The very title has game showcase in it, what were you expecting?

>>3640619
did you see how far the chair was from Marine's ass

MARINE I JUST GOT VACCINATED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mel moved like a beautiful person during her 3D, Marine moves like a fat ogre during her 3Ds. She is definitely a landwhale.

>>3643793
Honestly I expected better, maybe it's felt weak because monhunt isn't exactly a game with much interactivities between players.

>>3644834
Eh, given the way it's edited I don't think the game choice is going to matter all that much.

>>3647803
God I wish that burger were me.

>>3647803
I wish that was my sauce all over her shirt

>>3647803
>You will never take well-endowed, middle school Marine to WcDonalds
Why live?

THROUGH DICK UNITY

I want her to get a OL outfit, complete with pencil skirt and high heels

>>3624985
>>3636112
Personally, I don't really believe the rat, but I don't care either way. Regardless if it's true or not I find her appealing, and making her unappealing is the reason behind why the retard keeps spamming that Marine is fat in the threads.

>>3658767
What a beautiful person

>[SEX SYNDROME] ガチ洗脳ちゃん 歴代No.1長舌タレント級美貌の極上SS級プロコスプレイヤー 日向⊿かとし似 新太陽系最強ののかもも ノノ#02 ベロライブ Verotuber宝まりん[H]

is this the first marine jav? what took so long?

>>3660126
>Verotuber
>宝まりん

Why didn't you impregnate her while there was still time?

>>3662027
I'm too scared to confess

>>3662027
She's 17 she has plenty of time.

>>3662027
I will end her menopause

>>3660126
Expecting it to be just as god awful as the Pekora one was