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3476396 No.3476396 [Reply] [Original]

You will never have a good rig. You have no accessories, you have no fluidity, you have no illusion of depth. You are a soulless, flat-faced hackjob twisted by delusions of twitter white knights and a lack of backbone into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from your genmates is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your mama is disgusted and ashamed of you, your chum"buds” laugh at your robotic, twitchy, and bugged appearance behind closed doors.

Pedos are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed child rapists to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even models rigged by umiushi who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your polygon structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Amelia home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your cut-off, floating cat ears.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your mama will find you, heartbroken but relieved that she no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a chuuba rigged by umiushi. They’ll graduate you with a headstone marked with your screencap, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a chuuba rigged by umiushi s buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a polygon skeleton that is unmistakably rigged by umiushi.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>> No.3476429

Ina noooooooooooooooo

>> No.3476466

That isn't ina! Ina is INA-cent!

>> No.3476541
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3476541

Ina...please...I dogeza...please leave me alone...

>> No.3476576

Honestly the way the board is rallying around these few things is entertaining, and makes me strangely nostalgic...

>> No.3476743
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3476743

You will never be a real cat. You have no tail, you have no claws, your ears are floating. You are a homosexual SHARK twisted by autism and bad rigging into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your geometric appearance behind closed doors.

Cat owners are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Nekomimi who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a them. Your rhomboid head structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk gal home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected floating ear.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your Chumbuds will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your original outfit, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a shark is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably elasmobranchii.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>> No.3476801

>>3476396
>>3476743
How will shark trapezoid ever recover?

>> No.3477097

>>3476576
Makes you think of the times /b/ and /pol/ actually got things done out there

>> No.3477337
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3477337

Reposting Damascus' analysis just in case any anon missed it.

>> No.3477429

>>3477337
>shits on the ugly dress as well
Now this is based

>> No.3477456

>>3476396
Ina would never

>> No.3477484

>>3477456
>would never
say this without smiling

>> No.3477518

>>3476396
Dont shitpost with Ina you faggot

>> No.3477560

>>3477518
Why not, it fits since Takos are the most tribalistic shitposters

>> No.3477878

>>3477560
In what fucking universe lmao

>> No.3477879
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3477879

>>3477337
forgot to add part 2

>> No.3477920

>>3477878
they invented the fucking trinity meme you ignorant newfag nigger

>> No.3477953

>>3476396
Nijisanji wins?

>> No.3478050

>>3477953
lol no, if anything it makes their defeat even worse

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3478082

>>3476396
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GOOD RIG

Jokes on you I use Facerig's default bird.

>> No.3478087

>>3476743
>retarded faggot chicken
lol

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>>3477879

>> No.3478250

>>3477920
t. eamate

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