/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for HAACHAMACHAMA

I think I will just go back to holding my oshi after selling all my Gura, I don't want to play the dividend game this time

Don't buy Towa

Buy TOWA

Always buy Suityan.

BUY MOONA YOU HEATHENS

>>3432821
>>3432877
Tough choice. I can't tell if it will increase.

>>3433299
it won't

>>3433509
Wrong.

Ina will spike tonight, right? Right?

>>3433720
That was yesterday retard, enjoy your bags.

>>3433720
>he missed the underwhelming spike

>>3433720
no she won't

Why didn't I buy more Gura when I had the chance?!?!

>>3433720
check Kiara yesterday
I had 10 bags

>>3433720
don't worry, the takofags will let you unload your bags

Can't buy for 15m because queue bogged me into -$20, fucks sake.

oh no cumchuds what's going on????

>>3434941
they do not trust in the numbers

>>3431630

Very nice Anon.

>>3431500
Ok i just got into it and i will say some dumb shit, but premise is
>buy coins when a big stream or event is going to happen
>sell said coin when everybody else is buying

Am i right or do i just need to go through debt and tough times to understand the market.
Yes i know im going to get shit on cause of this post.

>>3435409
you sell when the adjustment god favors you

>>3435409
You also have to use this thread in order to cook up narratives so people buy your dying coins

MARINE LOVE! BUY MARINE!

>>3435409
Buy when you said to buy, sell some after a lot of people have bought and the price begins to plateau, then save some for the adjustment. Basically, the day after the stream the price should be shifted by the success of the stream to a higher amount (unless it was crap, in which case it goes lower.). You then sell your remaining coins for profit.

jesas this is too adorable
buy amecoin, she'll go up today and tomorrow

>>3435641
she's back tomorrow. $1000+ in divvies.
You would be fucking retarded not to get her when you can, Marine is a

GOOD
FUCKING
INVESTMENT

Holy shit I love my tummy captain

>>3435732
35P here I fucking KNEEL
that outfit reveal was goddamn objectively KINO as fuck and one of the best in all of hololive so far. I will buy more Ame once divvies allow it.

>>3435852
PIRATES GOING TO THE MOOOON!!!!

>>3435852
>$1000+ in divvies.

>>3436271
it's disheartening to see EOPs comment on Maririn.
She is so much more than the "I'm horny" pirate. She went through a lot, she is one of us wageucks and also knows the struggle we went through and are going through. Social cameleon, she brings some sunshine into hololive.
One notices I am drunk don't you.

>>3436403
Yes.

>>3436476
the ESLs are just as bad

>>3436476
>she is one of us wageucks
speak for yourself wagecuck, we're proud NEETs on this web site.

>>3435409
what are the answers to abayo and towa... for account creation?

>>3436688
ch*c*b*ll
tw*p...

Suisei has a KING cover premiering today. Good for my wallet, bad for my soul.

>>3436688
chocoball

twap...

>>3436522
those are even worse, yes. I need to deal with subbers since some of my EOP friends got into hololive, it's maddening they get clicks like this.

>>3436679
I come from a poor family and got into a job overpaying me for what I (don't) do in homeoffice. If I was murrcan I would do the same, and since my cunt goes the same way as the US due to after-war FUD and jews I think I'll go NEET some time soon as well.
It is nice to have someone understand the wagecuck struggle though, I fucking love my captain.

So mikochi drank today and I'll do drunk NASFAQ
what's the worst that can happen

>>3435409
Follow up question the price only goes up when the chuubas subs and viewers go up and people buy the coin, right?
Or only when people buy the coin?

>>3437104
I wouldn't recommend NEET life, I've spent the last 3 years constantly on the verge of blowing my brains out, it's a great meme but the reality is crushing.

TAKODACHIS OF THE WORLD
DON'T INVEST!
Ina is going down hard tonight AND tomorrow night, BE PATIENT! The value will come back to affordable ranges!
The Priestess wouldn't want you to be holding bags for her, take care of yourselves first! We can't invest in her if we're broke!

>>3437208
Both. There are more factors involved so read info page

>>3437240
>ina ii na
nice

>>3431500

We should make a Holo based currency system for both fun and profit. When society collapses we could rebuild and claim that the Holos are pre-collapse Gods who tried to warn us to change our ways and raise the uneducated tribals in their ways

>>3436476
There's plenty of translated content about her wagecuck days. Those who can connect will connect.

>>3436941
brother, FUCK the leaderboard. It's not about virtual dollars, it's about commitment to a cause. It's about the friends we made along the way. Fuck being a bot chasing numbers all day, your networth will change wildly once you commit to an oshi unless you have 400 fucking coins, it's just not worth it to lose sleep over it. Play it casually, shitpost with us if you desire to, but don't minmax this game for any reason, it'll make you paranoid for the whole day when the timeframe you can actually do stuff is 1-2 hours each day unless you're shifting more than 8 coins somewhere.

I say get comfy on the oshiboard unless your oshi is Ina or Gura, that's a fucking warzone and just enjoy the show. I for once just wanna see the DEVs make something cool, so far I had lots of fun being here. Another OC for /vt/ when people say we're a containment board.

>>3437444
what do you suggest for players who's oshi is a warzone then?

>>3437444
I cri.

I keep getting bullied for cometting to Suisei just because I started out shilling Risu. Can a man not grow and learn?

>>3437236
it depends on your country a lot. It's also a meme to make it anyone else's fault but it actually is true for some countries and circumstances.

I myself went for the economics meme which I regret deeply, thanks to that shit all I know in coding is PHP. Thanks to PHP, I usually get employed as an interface to DEV teams, which at least gives me some worth in a company because every boomer manager is fucking unable to estimate how much stuff will take or how to explain the most simple shit to the dudes forging it into code.

NEETing is an acceptable reaction to clownworld, the other route is trying to bring whatever you have to any table you can find where you can create any kind of value. It's soulcrushing how much they expect of you nowadays, you'll have to take on shit jobs for a while until you get payment a normal dude can comfortably live with. It still is clownworld. I wish all of you all the best whatever your choice is.

>>3437333
gotta admit I have no clue about the state of subs for Marine since I usually watch her live or her archives if I can while doing something else, usually work.

>>3437541
I say strap in for a long ride. If it's okayun, hope for a reset. It's not fair, it's not supposed to be.

>>3437556
You said Risu was your oshi, but you completely dumped her after she mooned. How can we trust not not gonna dump Suisei as easily?

stop feeding the newfags you idiots
lurk 7 years before coming here

>>3437556
Eventually people will stop caring. You should stick to your oshi from now on. THAT is growth.

>>3437779
No

>>3437738
I still have 2x the coins of the next guy and a membership, I didn't drop her because she mooned, I just started watching more holos and fell in love with Sui.

>>3437556
I've followed Suichan as long as I followed Miko, she'd approve of a psychopath changing oshis for her I guess.
Oshichangers will be unpopular here, I have one in my company who behaves for now but I'll stay shizo if he buys my oshi for a long time because his net worth is superior to mine. It has the stigma of being too shit for the leaderboard and instead taking the comfiest #1 spot you can find.

But if you can expand your oshicoin and they can't challenge you, they'll have to kneel eventually. People will forget about you changing oshis. You're gonna make it. Also, comments on here do nothing in reality lol. Just laugh at them for being weak I guess.

post em

divvies right now right?

DIVVIES

Gura's divvies dropped

>>3437556
Out of all of Hololive, it's almost undoubtedly true that Suisei would give the best blowjobs. Sure, some of the other holos might be easier. Once you had her convinced to do it, though, Suisei would be by far the most competent at it.

Let's start with experience. We know that Suisei is straight. She's said on stream what her preferences with regards to men are. We know that Suisei has a good looking body, because she's slim, fashion-aware, and a practiced dancer. Suisei is also pretty neurotypical for hololive, with references to going out shopping with friends as a regular activity. All of this points to a girl that would have gone down at least a few times in her life, but you have to remember that she literally worked at a pub while pursuing her dreams of being an idol. That's the sign of an outgoing girl that's at least been casually intimate as a matter of course. When it comes to sucking dick, she'd know what she's doing.

Then there's enthusiasm. Suisei is a perfectionist at everything she does. She's a tryhard at singing, she does her reps with dancing, and even when it comes to casual activities like gaming and quizzes, she always gives it her all. There's no reason to think she'd give any less when it comes to pleasing her partner. She would be shameless about slurping on cock, and even continue when it got uncomfortable for her, all just to ensure that she does a good job.

And finally, there's raw, natural talent. Suisei has amazing lung capacity and an agile tongue. Anyone that's heard her singing or even heard her cute little noises knows that she's an expert at making you happy with her mouth.

In short, if you want the absolute best blowjob that you can find from Hololive, pick Suisei. There is no other holo that will drain your balls half as well as Suisei. And that's one reason why Suisei is my oshi.

>>3437921
not by much

>that one anon spreading the fake rrat about moona's divvies was right
what the fuck?

>>3437919
oof

Not bad considering the amount of FEELS coins I have.

Matsuri is over 0.5 wow

wait wut

>>3437919
Should have went with more Matsuri like my gut said

>>3437989
Anon how did you already spend 23k

>>3437919

>>3438025
Everyone saw this coming, she gained a ton of views from those unprivated videos.

>>3437919
Gura can suck a fart as far as I'm concerned. She will never be my dividend coin, I don't care how efficient it is.

>>3437919
twas meh

I just want to point out that Ayamy's dividend was less than Civia.

>>3437945
Suisei hung her coat on a hook and picked up her grocery bags to ferry them off to the kitchen. Passing by Aqua's room, she decided to stop and check in, though, and set them beside the door, walking in without knocking, as usual. It was quiet outside, so she wasn't streaming, probably sleeping or —

Her chair was empty. The monitor was still on, asking if one'd like to keep spectating or requeue. Her relatively new keyboard, still shining with red neon light, smelled strongly of apple juice, the rest of which was splattered across the desk, beside a tall glass laying on its side. Her heart racing, Suisei heard a faint noise to the left — and there she was, curled up in a corner. Sobbing and cutting. Again.

>>3438034
mostly frencoins, my oshi as well as generally coins I wanted to invest in now

>>3437945
I'm buying one (1) comet because of this post

>>3438066
zhonk i bettter not catch you north of the border after this bullshit, us canadian boyfriends are coming for you fucker.

>>3437919

>>3438090
Please consider buying a singular $ENEN instead.

>>3438029
ah if you gained that much, I'm definitely out of my first place spot ouch, oh well

>>3438147
not him but 2,7k seems fair
>inb4 NOW she falls

>>3438153
Find out properly in 6 minutes.

>>3437919
Menhera power

>>3438147
I'm gonna need some description of her ability in bed

>>3438199
if you ever saw how fucking mobile she is in her 3D you would'nt have to

Flare might give not so good dividend but atleast it is not as bad as being a ENEN oshi

>>3438199
No, that would pass the Gintama line. I will not do this. You can keep your liquid.

>>3438238
SHOW YOUR WALLET ALREADY!

>>3438238
It's hard, but she's worth it. Awfully lonely on the leaderboard though, I wish there were more of us.

>>3438250
>keep your liquid
hehe

[Good News] Anon has just peaked 200k.
Be happy for me

>>3438355
good job anon

> 3 thousand dollars difference

>>3438153
Lmao, you're still at the fucking top.

There it is!

>>3438153
nevermind I guess

>they're doing it again

It's gonna go back down after adjustment but hey I'll take it. I guess this marks the point I should stop playing so actively, pile up on oshicoins and make passive income.
I miss sleeping well so much...

>>3438455
she might go up today actually

Tower is using black magic, I don't understand how he keeps out performing me, I watch him jump 20k during the day, SAD.

civia: 0.017
ayamy: 0.013
>civia was a better value than ayamy
holy shit lmao

Everyone under the rank of 15 is officially a poorfag.

>>3438455
one Haaton was waging war but I made a truce with him since my Oshi's oshi is his oshi that's why I bought.
Whatever else the Haatons do I shall not comment on, it's outside of my realm of understanding

>>3438498
jesas the gap is big

Will Ame's costume reveal get counted today?

>>3438567
no

>>3438567

>>3438498
I'm getting slightly scared. I don't want to be poor, but I don't want to give up on my oshi.

>>3438567
yes buy some more before its too late

>Pochi sitting at 3.8k - 4k
>Her dividend payout is only $110

>>3438582
>>3438592
>>3438598
2 out of 3 says no. Guess I'll hold till tomorrow

>>3438597
Don't worry with our handcap(me flare), we can hang in there.

>>3438597
nenepro, take solace in the fact that pochi isn't your oshi
>>3438602

>>3438545
fuck that dude at 15, oshichanger faggot

>>3438409
I will definitely get fucked by adjustment or even by the next cycle though. I guess first to 1 million and being the higher of the tie to 2 million is good enough for me though

who the fuck is buying Ui? She's mine

>>3438597
Don't make the same mistake again! Stick with your oshi in hard times and she will reward you in good times

Can you guy do my a favorite and buy some Luna?
Bought her at a high price thinking she was gonna get a new outfit and I'm tired of holding this bag

>>3437919
It's ok now, You could dump your festivalcoin now.

>Top 3 doubled their net worth in a week, even though Mogu basically spent the last 400 hours buying Okayu.

>>3438481
*Makes you loose all Suisei shares*

>>3438730
>he'll miss out on the adjustment

>>3427233
>>3427138
Just in-case if you didn't typeset it already, here.
"1618546521": {"aki": 149.85, "amelia": 477.76, "aqua": 431.01, "ayame": 272.57, "azki": 164.27, "botan": 426.45, "calliope": 722.37, "choco": 192.35, "civia": 12.14, "coco": 533.48, "flare": 300.44, "fubuki": 545.28, "gura": 1081.64, "haato": 307.26, "himemoriluna": 295.61, "hololive": 692.14, "inanis": 362.59, "iofi": 120.52, "kanata": 506.03, "kiara": 346.35, "korone": 717.84, "lamy": 385.69, "marine": 615.52, "matsuri": 346.73, "mel": 155.27, "miko": 462.89, "mio": 271.6, "moona": 336.37, "nana": 91.19, "nene": 314.59, "noel": 652.83, "okayu": 478.21, "pekora": 720.94, "polka": 276.61, "risu": 171.4, "roboco": 223.99, "rushia": 497.1, "shion": 240.34, "sora": 290.42, "subaru": 356.19, "suisei": 548.34, "towa": 258.18, "ui": 147.78, "watame": 314.16, "reine": 161.42, "ollie": 282.89, "melfissa": 123.72},

>>3437919
yessir

>>3438691
I take solace in the fact an onigiriya casually wins this. I believe you're chill to be around in real live as well. Okayun is a great oshi, her voice is a national treasure. God fucking damnit I love this cat and her cat.

and the pump continues

Why they keep buying Gura?

>>3438737
Mogu's networth won't keep going up at the same rate once he runs out of money to pump Okayu though. Unless yfp start to pump Okayu

>>3438715
play the long game and just accumulate her, she'll get her new outfit eventually it was delayed for QC reasons. I'm buying in.

>>3438830
they should just maintain a duopoly pumping each other up

>>3438826
what do you want from me, I'm AmeSame. I buy Ame, I buy Same

>>3438759
thanks anon

Only people dumb enough to be buying Gura right now are poor.

>>3438630
>>3438707
>>3438619
ty, I need to be less FUD susceptible. Leaderboard position doesn't matter, oshi hoarding does. The worst thing possible would be a dev-forced adjustment of her price. That would suck INCREDIBLY hard. Anyone decently rich who has a penchant for Nene would quickly surpass me.

>>3438867
i'm actually happy they're getting pumped, i have 10 of each kek

did everyone wake up? the queue is faster than usual

>>3438905
Algo-Hitler will take care of it, they fixed the prices with the last update, I cannot explain Nenechi anyhow else.
So don't worry, she'll go up as long as she's alive and this version of the algo is live.

>>3438715
Luna's a pretty good coin during this monhun meta. You'll be fine.

where did I get 30k dollars from

rip sora bros

>>3438914
you didn't notice the divvies coming in?

>>3438967
>he lacks the critical information
it's free money, anonchama

>>3438914
>>3438967
These people, every saturday

>>3438984
>>3438967
>>3439018
>>3439036
isn't saturday the divvie day

Man Mio had a great week and didn't even manage to break 25% for returns

>>3439041
it is saturday, my dude

>>3438967
Devchama banned mogu for botting and redistributed his money to everyone else. We're all rich!

>>3439058
what the fuck

>>3439041
Guess what day it is on the server

>>3439058
Retardchama

>>3439041

>>3439096
wrong quote anon

>>3439041
>>3439041
Anonchama...

>>3439113

>>3439067
They should've done that Holocaust desu
Would've been hilarious

>>3438824
thanks, people usually tell me I'm one of the most down to earth people they know so I guess that's true to an extent
I love her soothing personality and voice, there's just a serene feeling I get when I watch her streams

when can i buy nabicoin

>>3439067
what should the dev do when banning someone?

>>3439215
they mute them, no more trading

I made enough from divvies to buy another 50 Suityan, but if I spend it on Gura I could buy EVEN MORE. I'm so conflicted.

>>3439215
Give all the coins and money to the most active of the poorest players. Poor guys

You guys are pumping Suisei too much she's going nowhere

>>3439268
Do you believe you'll have time to sell 40 Guras before they adjust down? Even with how slow she moves that seems doubtful.

>>3439165
I've watched her basically since she came out for playing JRPGs really chill but still very good, her Chrono Trigger run was just fucking nice. I still long for a 1:1 with Mikochi because they have nice chemistry, but Mikkorone is good enough I guess. Subaru coming into this is also good. I am not complaining. Fuck the 'rona for robbing us of many off-collabs though.

>>3439274
not trying to be too rude but that guy yesterday who stayed on 10k for two weeks doesn't deserve free money

>>3439294
Holo, Mori and Gura aren't for selling.

>>3439290
she's barely up, don't let the graph fool you

>>3439350
you can definitely sell gura moons and buy craters though.

>>3439297
Not mogu but I really do miss Nekomata Inn. Tokyo will be in lockdown until at least May 31

Even if you don't buy Suisei you should watch her Hitman stream. Hearing her cackle as she beats a man to death with a brick is premium chuuba content.

Graph for those of you interested. Didn't bother with anything below 25%.

>>3439446
very true

>>3439464
Now this is a tierlist you can't refute

>>3439464
But matsuri is 58%?

>>3439464
I TOLD YOU GUYS

>>3438715
Of course, I'll buy now so you can sell anonchama

>>3439464
buying everything in the blue tier just to spite you

>first to queue to buy Gura
>first to queue to buy Ame
feels good man

>>3439446
>>3439482
Stop replying to yourself you Rat bastard

>>3439490
She's technically above 37.5% so i just put her there but yeah she's 58%

>>3439535
Blow me.

>>3439464
Matsuri deserves its own place above that tier.

I expected Matsuri to be good but I didn't expect THAT good, definitely should have bought more.

>>3437208
Once a day price adjusts correspondingly to chuuba performance that day, can go up or down pretty big. But otherwise it changes due to sells/buys, which can be very active right after adjustments

>>3439464
Wish I bought more RBK, those kinda returns at $1100 is a steal.

>>3439595
It was an anomaly though, don't count on it

>Matsuri dividend
So this game is just supposed to be a joke and you're just supposed to hope Holos private and relist their videos?

>>3439651
I know she got the relisted video, I just didn't think it would make such a huge difference, oh well, live and learn.
>>3439657
Your reps, anon.

>>3439657
It's just a game. It doesn't have to be so serious.

>>3439657
I exclusively buy miko because I know almost half her repertoire is privated of course, zoomies would never understand

>>3439651
matsuri has been the most broken coin every single time there's anomaly

>>3439657
Pretty much though generally speaking there's very few that actually go to the effort of unprivating their pre-holocaust vods. Matsuri/Marine/Fubuki do it fairly often so it's good to always have 3-4 of each of them just in case.

>>3439696
Imagine if all the videos of the permissionpocalypse suddenly came back public...

>>3439757
field day, just buy everything and forget about gura for a while
i wish that day comes

>>3439757
Miko will fucking go to the milky way

>>3439708
It's just dev bias.

>>3439464
Don't give it away anon, let the retards buy and sell their overpriced coins

>>3439708
So this is the power of menhera...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7anff141mtg

Matsuri please piss on me like you pissed on Gura holders today.

>>3439757
with miko it's kind of a mixed bag actually since most of the videos privated in her case is her wanting to forget the past when she was still insecure about hsrself, it's pretty dark but also nice to know she got over it.

>>3439692
It counted as 5kk views for a day. What a fucking joke

Since nobody has mentioned it yet, your diamond in the rough has finally joined the bandwagon. Buy buy buy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwtfg57kbs

>>3439810
I kinda wish I coulda seen what Miko was like before she got merged into Hololive. What exactly was different back then that prevented her from being as popular as she is now?

>>3439813
She gives you a chance to gain big money. Why are you complaining?

HERE IT COMES

>>3439857
THE GREATEST INCLINE AND DECLINE OF OUR TIMES

>>3439801
why is her pee sticky

>>3439899
UTI

IT IS TIME

>>3439899
It's mixed with the copious amounts of semen I pump into her womb every day.

>>3439899
It's not a normal pee. It's a mixture of bodily liquids.

The most exciting time of the day has come!

>mogu gained from the hour period and yfp didnt
kek

So what are we thinking, is 7k gonna happen? Since she dipped today and we barely bought her back, I reckon 7.5k.

>>3439834
well she did a lot of stuff not compatible with hololive guidelines now
https://hololivevideos.download/dl/L1TaUkOKEfU.mp4
this one for instance is her doing a stream with an eroge VA, she also did tons of stuff she just wanted to do back then and not many collabs with the holos. Bittersweet to look back, find a link to her (almost) full archive in the current miko thread

>>3439973
betting on 10k

7.7k. Nice.

nice

>$7,678.62
$7,678.62
>$7,678.62
$7,678.62

THE SERVERS ARE DYING

wow your website broke honk

Unresponsive again AHHHHHHHHH

GIVE US OPTIONS TO SELL DAMMIT

And none of my buttons work, yay, back to the old ways.

I got logged out for the first time today

LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

I CANT LOG IN

>>3439834
Early Miko was very corporate, basically a Kizuna clone. She didn't garner that much attention at her debut and her intro into Holo was sloppy, that was mostly because the industry was pretty young though. She started opening up though, to become the Migoti we love and know and that's what started her growth. GTAV brought in the oldest EOPs and from there on she started to grow way harder. Her opening up was a big thing for her, she was really nervous and insecure, especially considering her early failures. Anyways, that's a very concise summary based on my memory which might as well be based on nothing at all since I barely understood shit during my early time with migo, mind you I still barely understand shit but I'm not as EOP as I used to be. >>3439976 was post-early Miko stage but was still during her formative time. It's when she really started opening herself up.

I can't fucking sneed.

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ZHONK LET ME FUCKING SELL

FAQ MEN MY PIZZA IS BURNING IN THE OVEN

LET ME SELL

>>3440042
>>3440043
>>3440053
>>3440055
>>3440061
>>3440065
Devchama literally told us this would happen

I hate how slow this shit gets around this time

Got logged out, getting "Invalid captcha" error but not getting prompted for a captcha. kek.

>>3440117
Whatever that black magic was yesterday, BRING IT BACK

LET ME SELL YOU FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVJr7e0Tufc

>>3440150
yesterday was fast as fuck tho

Once again the cycle's almost over and I can't sell shit.
Fuck you zhonk.

>>3440158
I was getting that yesterday because I put the wrong email

You can spot those who just loaded guras and have they wallet closed by how much they jump

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hi, I'm Freddy Francesco, and I've managed to sell ONE Amelia and ONE Gura, Have you?

>>3440192
I just kept clicking login and it worked eventually because????

only my misclick went troguth

wow I still haven't sold anything

rratman here manage to sell gura, ame, pekora

What boosted Ame $776 today?

>>3440233
One Gura, and bought one Coco

I know it won't last but I'm going to savour it all the same.

>500 total transactions
servers will crash lol

>>3440268
higher views than usual, same happened with Ina
I wish I had noticed that sooner, only managed to buy two more before the readjustments

>>3440252

>site is still unresponsive after the first cycle
IT'S FUCKING OVER

Post them

>>3440306
Has the first cycle even gone through yet? Site's dead.

>>3440309
let's goooooo

>press sell Ame
>Ame on cooldown
>see my history
>pekora got sold
Honkchama????

>>3440309
2 places behind my new archnemesis

>>3440347
Yes

>site is actually unusable today because of all the dividendfags
It's over.

>>3440309
Hit 200k and damn near jumped to 300k within 2 hours lmao

>>3440309

>>3440306
Officially the worse it's ever gotten not counting the very beginning

My sales went through but my buys won't. Oh well.

>click on buy Rushia
>Buy on Kanata pending
Th-thanks!

>>3439857
>no one sells because no one can get in
kek

I'm not gonna donate to you until you fix this Honk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Should I buy Lamy?

It's probably only temporary but I surpassed my mortal enemy and that makes me happy.

>>3440309
I just started, it feels good.

>>3440451
yes

>>3440451
please buy anon.

God how long is this garbage gonna fucking last I'm losing my sanity.

>gained 45% net worth
>fell 2 places and got overtaken by someone I've literally never heard of before

jesas i hope that's correct

>>3440465
>They start with so much money now
gross

>>3440372
>selling marine at a dip
what does this anon know that I don't

>>3440309
Everyone better start selling all the gura otherwise bad things happen.

Okay, wait, what the fuck. My history says all my transactions went through, but not a single one did. Not a single fucking buy or sell went through. Holy shit you have fucked up beyond any other fuckup so far Honk, this is the fucking end of this site.

I don't get it, why did Gura adjusted up if there was no stream yesterday?

>>3440512
With 22k I could afford more than four or five oshis.
More people, more money.

>>3440557
give it time newfriend

>>3440464
who is this mortal enemy anon?

>>3440519
She's dying anon

>>3440571
>he hasn't figured out the youtube api yet

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Got the highest sale possible.

>>3440512
I got all the way to a million with only 5k in my pockets! Kids these days...

>finally get to buy Korone
>too late, there were already 42 buys before mine
HONK FIX YOUR SHITTY WEBSITE

>>3440581
>newfriend
I made them at 1:08 you fucking retarded nigger, I made like 10 transactions and not a single one of them actually went through at 1:15.
The site is THAT fucked.

>>3440571
Susan.

>>3440364
>sell begora again to see what happens
>pic to reinforce my claim
Honkchama????

>>3440571
>He doesn't know

>>3440575
couldn't*

>>3440571
>there was no stream yesterday?
A-anonchama!?

>check market
>ame's views didn't even count yet
>niggers selling

aight I'll buy then

>>3440599
fucking kek

Richfriends, is it time to buy gura and make her permanently out of reach of the poors?

>>3440512
I thought 10K was the norm

>>3440599
oh, so thats you

>>3440636
She still adjusted up, gotta sell and rebuy, gaylord

>>3440636
>goes up $700
>instead of selling to make profit, buys at the peak
Stay poor

>>3440599

Finally hit 500k, feels good to be rich.

pekora is broken, i cannot sell

>>3440614
please lurk moar for your own mental health

>>3440599
Lmao

>>3440670
>>3440653
I need sleep it's 7am here I didn't yet AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I seriously just got fucked out of an entire broker cycle, what the actual fuck Zhonk it has never been THIS fucking bad before.

the number glitched to 80 real quick, someone got bogged

>>3440701
kek someone else bought gura

MOVE YOU FUCKING STUPID RABBIT MOVE

>>3440697
the gurapocalypse

>>3440620
You realize this is a feature and not a bug right?

>>3440614
post profile

>>3440636
kek rebuy dumb fuck

Have this many people bought Lamy before...?

Exactly 900 this round

Oh so the transactions that I thought disappeared just appeared two cycles later. The site must be chugging HARD

>>3440701
>Those 2 people who bought at 7k

>>3440684
That is poor now.

>>3440762
misclicked, probably

>>3440762
stop

>>3440599
Oh no no no no

>>3440742
jesas honk you got to start studying load balancing or something

This site is an actual fucking joke, you might as well just remove adjustments and randomly inject a % of net worth into people's accounts every day. It'd be the same amount of RNG-based luck as actually trying to trade with none of the stress.

>>3440795
>he still thinks it's RNG

>Complain the server is shit
>Not donating to the dev so they can get a better server
EN2 will broke the server

>>3440724
We can sell more than 2 coins now?

>spam click on PC and 2 laptops
>get 90% of my orders through
irl poors stay virtual poor

>>3440820

"working as intended"

>>3440795
Brainlet day traders say the same thing. Maybe don't day trade?

fuck it I'll fix all this after sleep g'night

buy miko to keep me alive or don't I don't care anymore

>>3440844

>>3440823
Yeah... Except you don't get paid

>>3440776

Is a small dev team of high school dropouts please understand

>>3440861
same, i got bought out of aqua, i'm supposed to have two retardcoins by now

>>3440874

>Botan recovered quickly from drop
POI
O
I

I just realized I can hover over the sell button and it'll tell me how long left on the cooldown.
Honk, you're alright sometimes

>My sell and buy didn't got through

>>3440897

>>3440899
Wait til you find all the other hidden features that unlock once your net worth is high enough

>>3440897

>>3440863
>don't play the game
>don't buy/sell stocks at competitive prices
Drive a spike through your fucking eyesocket.

>>3440898
All the coins are under the same situation, all of them but Risu

Still holding 40 Risu is actually killing me.

Time to sell some Goorahcoin

My Aqua buy failed...

>>3440930
sshhhh anon don't breach containment, soon they'll find out about the queue bypass for donors

Devchama here, sorry guys, working on that backend rewrite. Current issues seem to be stemming from the shittons of read/write operations on the queue during these high load periods and our server is shitting it's pants for some reason. Anyways, we're trying to head away from that and also re-doing the way we do our data updates. Please andastd. I know it kind of feels like empty promises right now but I swear the update is forthcoming.
>>3440893
I wish so I had time to work on this shit.

>Ame goes down with the same speed as gura
wtf is that a flat numbers? are devs niggers?

>>3440512
inflation, anon

>>3440684
Still poor, today I'm going from 320k to 500k in two hours and feel unsatisfied
Anything below 1M is not enough.

>>3441044
AmeGura isn't a meme anon

Alright, I have spare time so lets write about some game shit. I also didn't really proof read the post since its 3600+ character long so enjoy whatever aborted mess it is.

Let's cross off the thing lots of people in the thread like to shitpost about for some reason. Daily adjustments don't include averages, lmfao. I mean, even a little bit of thought would conclude it wouldn't and that design wise it would cause some really fucking wack adjustments. In practise, I haven't observed anything that would even so much indicate this. If anything, big events have indicated this isn't the case because otherwise their daily changes after it would be affected and they haven't been.

Next point would be that people really love to underestimate the importance of subs. They have a bigger weighing in the algos which people kinda figured at the start, especially for divvies. From my observations, subs are likely some sort of modifier to the value generated from views. This is particular clear with the fact that I haven't observed subs being compared to the previous day. If anything, I've observed very clearly subs not being compared. I can give an entire paragraph about this, but I won't. It's best if you pay attention to the trend data. Although it being a modifier is only a theory on my part and to extend it before the current economy, I estimated that subs were about 8k - 10k views/1k subs. It gave a solid amount of accuracy except when daily view differences get very close to each other. If you want to seriously play the game and catch ups and downs you need to pay a lot of attention to the subs counter. The 1m+ view girls gaining like 100 - 200k less views doesn't mean she is going to go down if she has gained the 10k subs. I've seen it happen multiple times with them getting 100 - 300$ gain from this.

Probably the most important thing for adjustment is that the SIZE of views gained matters. Daily difference is clearly a factor but it considers how big the actual numbers are. A girl can get 1000 views one day and the next she gets 20000 views, with this you have Nene tier difference at 2000%. Except, because the values are low she'll at best go up like 50$. Gura was at 800% but she would have gained upwards to about $3000 - $5000 because she hit 1.5m. This is, of course, ignoring the fact the bull/bear market mechanic exists so she as I estimated as writing this post only went up about 2k because 750 got fucking bought yesterday. To put it simply, any big event will be permanently fucked as people will buy absurd quantities which effectively negates the the size of the views. On the other hand, any restored videos that goes unnoticed will generate obscene amounts of money that will then proceed to tank back down just as hard because of how big and small the numbers are.

I've had a bunch of things I thought of to list but I've forgot it all so lets get to the main meat. With the way the game works holo.poi should be the only thing you need for data as its what the game uses. The view data comes at about 8am jst to 10am everyday unless you are mori who gets 2 updates a day. Sometimes it might be at 11am or even at 6am. Subs are checked multiple times a day so for people like EN, possible spikes are massively cucked from the lack of subs to go with the views. The front page of the site doesn't properly update the stats and will regularly display both days stats added together before finally showing the actual day value. Now, how do I know this? It doesn't seem like most people have actually properly noticed considering how often people keep scrambling about for data or use social blade. But, just click on the holo icon and you get the holos data and the time shit updates at.

>>3441029
I mostly want to know WTF happened yesterday, packets were 95% smaller and server was silky responsive despite you not changing anything.

>>3441029
My Jack Russel Terrier could write better code than you in fact I asked him if he would rewrite your backend for you and he barked loudly so expect some code in a few days

>>3441029
You're a cool guy for still putting in the effort, keep going champ

>>3441069
words words words words

>>3441029
otsukare

>>3441114

>im in the top 50s now
sugoi. I hope honk fixes the website though before posting it on reddit

I mean we know all of this already, even formulas to predict the trend. Be more concise next time.

Noel Milk Mommy milkers booba need milkies milk please milk Noel mommy milky milky mommy boobers

>>3441070
I'd want to know too.
>>3441096
Give me your dog's contact info, I'll put him on the dev team as the new team lead.
>>3441110
I only wish my effort were more efficient.
I should've gotten the CS minor rather than Matsci in Uni like I was planning to...

too many retards circulating money right now

>>3441069
>Daily adjustments don't include averages,
no one is reading your shit

>>3441133
TOO LATE JUST POSTED IT ON REDDIT UNDER THE USERNAME ZHONK PRETENDING TO BE THE DEV

>>3441069
Adjustments actually count weekly averages and can adjust a holo down even when they did well on a particular day. Risu was probably the easiest to see when her 800k day rolled out of the weekly average and she adjusted down even when she streamed that day.

>>3441146
>Be more concise next time.
I suck at that, so no. Most people don't seem to be aware though based on posts in the thread.

Might switch Oshis from Sbarru to Coc.

>>3441166
CS is a meme, dude. You only "learn" CS skills from doing real shit and making projects of your own