/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Posting in the gouda thread!
I love her so much!

Can't wait for the next solo stream with Gooba! i be that she'll be super chatty and cute! I wub you Gooba and I'll wait for you for as long as it takes!

Gurass

>>34340321
Spoiler that. Think of the sponsors, pls.
rubrubrubrubrub

buds how do i keep from falling into despair

>>34340375
Gurass

How much longer are you able/willing to wait?

Gura cute Gura cute!

people are legitimately going to start screaming and crying from happiness when she comes back this time

my wife

Does she have any plan for 2 years members?

>>34340473
weeks, months, years. I will be the final chumbud.

>>34340191
Cheesed to meet you.

>>34340501
______________not streaming______________

>>34340501
yeah, Me. Sex with me.

>>34340473
Until she comes back, obviously.

>>34340191
>Parmesan
>Not Gouda

You had 1 (one) job OP

>>34340501
Massage ASMR with special happy ending service

>>34340796
>he doesn't appreciate all the gura cheeses
ngmi

>>34340501
Another stream like she did for valentines but with a popsicle this time.

Gawr Gura stresses ACAP
Now I don't know if y'all niggas know what ACAP means:
ACAP means As Cute As Possible
All the streams, ALL THE STREAMS Gura does follow this strict policy.
ACAP
AYYYYYYYCAP!

this shark isn't sandpapery
she's smooth as ice

any mid western FL buds?

My goodness I love Gura.

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34341145
Sarasota is fucked. Still no estimate for power restoration.

>>34341297
i didn't realize that city was so close to the coast...

>>34340478
I do that every time.

>>34340501
It was just an off-handed comment, but Gura did imply that we'd get birthday sex, and it just occured to me that she might've meant membershrimp birthday.

>>34340191
good thread

>>34341297
see, i fuckin told yas.

I hope Gura is safe.

>>34340445
life has handed you many opportunities that still exist, either in heart (faggy motivational shit) or mind (i guess realistic ecnomical shit). reflect on them, chumbud.

GURA IS REAL AND ALIVE
I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS

Gura needs your goom tributes, please help her.

>>34341857
Safe in my arms tonight.

I can't believe Gura is pregnant.

I miss her...

>>34340445
stab despair in the dick

>>34342092
I wrote this post.

I don't know who Ian is, but he better stay away from my Goomba. I'll fight him.

>>34342567
He's getting drug around by a low pressure system right now. You'd know that if you were a weather channel nerd like Gooba.

>>34342680
night buddy

>>34342653
Gura drugged Ian and is going to rape him? Kinky.

What does Gura smell like right now?

My name is Ian so if Gura was hit by the hurricane and she's been talking to people she's definitely said my name many times this past week. We're practically married.

>>34342653
I want to fight him at his strongest!

I miss Gura

>>34340857
Even better would be a ASMR like her only real one from March 2021. I listen to that everyday. Can't believe that was her first time. Sounded like she has done it numerous times before

Gura innocently bathed with us, but later she wouldn't let us in the shower with her. That's the point when she started seeing ebis in a sexual light.

>>34342822
Your lucky I’ll admit, but Goomba AND Moomba have both said my name TWICE before

>>34343114
At least I got a custom wake-up alarm just for me

>>34343114
Gura says my name all the time, it's really common though

>>34342778
My semen. It's in her hair, mouth, vagina and anus. About to insert my fifth load for the day, where should I put it?

So, if no Gura activity at all tomorrow as well, will it officially be time to panic?

>>34343518
Nyo, but I might be busy on sunday so I fully expect her to stream then if she's still silent tomorrow

>>34342778
Hasn't had a shower for three days.

>>34342935
As an ASMR veteran, I'm still astounded by it's quality, effectiveness, and intimacy. Especially the intimacy, because she's intimate, but not in the context of her doing an actual roleplay like most ASMR, she is just being herself, her intimate self, directly with us, and I find that remarkable. It borders on being a romantic act. I haven't even worked up a tingle resistance to her binaural tongue clicks or ear nibbles. Her 3dio ASMR was a work of genius. A perfect balance of tingles, intimacy, sexuality, romance and gentle care. Lightning in a bottle. I don't think we'll ever see the likes of it again.

>>34342938
i'm watching that vid right now, and it is actually kinda more innocent and comfy than sexual, even though she was literally naked in that path. It was so cute when she was eating. What a blessed stream.

>>34343114
Gura said my name a lot while playing GTA. I thoroughly enjoyed that.

Gura will stream today. I can feel it in my bones, she will never abandon us on something trivial..

>>34343518
No, it might take weeks to get power back into the area. Like some of the roads n shit have been literally washed out to see. Above ground powerlines had no chance. We just have to be patient. We know she's alright, because no bad news, but she might be out of commission for a while. I just hope she's not too stressed out and that things are going okay.

>>34342822
>>34343783
Gura said my name once but it was a superchat from some rando.

>>34343599
Ah, three days is when those real good smells start to manifest. Imagine.

>>34343671
>I don't think we'll ever see the likes of it again.
Do not say this. I need to hope for a return to it one day.

>>34343907
The only time I was ever able to afford a superchat was during the Maid RP stream, so she has only ever said my internet name once, with Master in front of it. I am okay with this. And don't worry, I'm doing my reps to be able to afford more superchats soon, just finished a $4k medical treatment course, so I should be able to support my wife again soon.

Patiently waiting for Gura to come back to our crustacean arms!

>>34343869
I imagine she would at least tweet or do a members post at some point in the near future rather than just stay silent for that long.

>>34343924
I only worry that she might have thought the ASMR was a failure, because of the echo issues and the heartbeat thing not working too well, but to me it was an unmitigated success and possibly the best hour of ASMR ever created. I wish I could tell her this. But I do still hold out hope that she will one day do it again. Maybe she thought she got TOO intimate with it or something. I wonder. We'd really have to corner her to force and answer out of her, but I don't know how to word it in the nicest way possible.

>>34344031
But that's the thing, can she? If all the phonelines and mobile towers are out of action along with power, how would she manage this? It's hard but we just gotta wait for word from her. But gotta remember she can't refer to the storm at all either, because that would dox her. Poor girl is in a tricky position. We must respect that by being patient.

>>34343599
Imagine...

>>34344163
She should be, there were people in very hard hit areas that uploaded footage of the storm themselves on Youtube. Yeah, I wouldn't expect to specify at all, just something like "Stuff going on, won't be able to stream for a while".

I have it in my head she will stream at 3 AM (PST) and so I can't sleep.

jwu from a dream where gura was streaming holocure

>>34344226
I guess they can set up those mobile towers on trailers and stuff like they do here when we have bushfires. She might not even know people think she was affected by the storm.

>>34344081
I think she just needs some encouragement from her "mom" (Fauna). She probably just feels weird about asmr and I can't blame her...but the Valentine's faux-asmr with Fauna was so cute and they both admire each other a lot

>>34343114
Gura has said my name at least once before, during the most recent Mario Kart stream. I have no clue if Moom or Fauna have said my name

>>34344275
Only dream of Gura I've ever had was of Chad from Cold Ones making her poop into a jar full of bong smoke. Analyze that one Dr Dreamstein.

>>34344328
Must've been a dream come true for fauna. And for us. I'm due for another listen soon desu.

>>34344275
I've had multiple dreams of her posting frames or streaming the past few days. I fucking miss her so much

I want to commit war crimes on her li'l cun-cun

she
don't
care

>>34344765
about
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>>34344328
No offense but I think Gura is much better at Asmr than Fauna

I'm actually the gigashrimp

>>34344688
i want to drop zyklonB pellets down her mesh columns. You know what I'm sayin? I want to hermetically seal the wooden doors to her gas chamber. I want her to cum so hard she blasts the prussian blue off the brick walls of krema 2 & 3.

>>34344526
same desu

>>34344890
apparently Fauna doesn't even get tingles! That shocked me. Some people get tingles from her ASMR, but I don't, she's too platonic. Very professional though, but yeah each to their own. Fau Fau still a good girl.

>>34344930
fixed version