/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

dead hours, post chupado

I MISS NOWA
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>34308805
Amen.

>>34308805
Amen.

>>34308805
amen

/ΜΑΝS/ وصايا.
> 1. لما لا نندمج مع /ستارز/؟
لا يجوز لك تجاوز مناقشة قريبك.
> 2. أتريدون التعاون مع هولولايف؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 3. أتريدون التعاون مع نيجيسانجي؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 4. أرأيت أرقام الأولاد؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 5. أرأيتم ما يقول /كتالوج/؟
لا تضيع وقتك مع كلماتهم القذرة.
> 6. !الصيادون يهينون إخوانكم
لا تضيع الوقت مع كلماتهم القذرة.
> 7. خمن ما سمعته من هولولايف/نيجيسانجي
كلماتهم لا تنتمي إلى هذا المعبد.
> 8. يجب أن ننقسمـ
لن يحدث.

هذا و أعلن أن هذا الخيط مبارك.

Axel... Aishite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2GSUd-rhlE&ab_channel=VestiaZetaCh.hololive-ID

So a good chunk of us can agree that was probably the worst stream Nowa has done

some Uyu while you wait for the watchalong or the mario party collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkhaDVsYSyE

>>34308805
amen

>>34308805
Amen
>>34309022
Inshallah my brother
Islam is right about w*m*n.

>>34309029
I disagree with you, I enjoyed it
NOWA LOVE

if you reply to that post I will kill you.

>>34309029
If by "good chunk" you mean "a loud minority", then yeah

>>34308887
>>34308948
this is so fucking good. bless you artist anon ToT

>>34309029
It was fine until the collab begging so no, I wouldn't say it was a bad stream

>>34309068
Youre dead.

>>34309066
Hi readah

>>34309066
Sure thing Alta

>>34309029
Is it the choccy milk zatsudan? I just started watching it.

>>34308888
This is what should be done next time. But Anons here are too much of pussies to actually do it

>>34309029
It was great until holobeggars came in at the end. I’m not gonna blame Ojisan.

This is my favorite.

>Niji collabs
How do you feel about this?

I am begging you (ironic, I know) to leave it in the old thread.

>>34309103
It gets worse after he starts going into his preachy vtubing meta discussion where burgers decide to spam him about Mumei, i'd just skip to the goodbye when it gets to that point

Do I need to know anything about Monty Python before watching today's watchalong?
And which movie should I download?

>>34308934
What happens when someone in Tempus sends their audience to his stream?

>>34309077
Thank you. I'll post it again since I did it a bad time last thread heh

>>34309029
No, I've enjoyed every second of it. Another banger, as expected from Nowa.

So Nowa implied in this stream that is type is a flat tall woman with a big ass, but he also implied before joining holostars that his type is strong muscular men.
What is the truth?

>>34309077
>>34309159
I want Alice to kabedon me so bad

i feel horny

>>34309132
Holy FUCK my dick

>>34309115
No I don’t want us to become a bunch of Gabes and turn into /inf/ 2.0, fuck off

If you had a (reasonable) problem with the stream you can try leaving a (CIVIL) comment. The boys don't receive as much comments as the girls do so they're more likely to read them all

>>34309136
It's not going to happen but I'd like that.
iLuna are basically on a genmate level date wise

>>34309159
>>34309184
chu

>>34309029
Kill yourself nigger

>>34309136
heed the commandments

>>34309157
He ignores them all, which is what they deserve.

>>34309139
This, ignore posts talking about it and move on to the next streams coming up

>>34309183
you can have different preferences for men and women. magni likes bara men(furry) and women(rio)

look at this

>>34309115
Absolutely not, collab begging is bad but infighting SC are even worse

>>34309196
Gabe is an underage attentionwhore, tard wrangling the streamer into common sense chat rules isn't what he does

>>34309227
post shogun spreading his legs

>>34309254
YOSH

>>34309224
it's not enough anon... we need the trinity....

>>34309254
So cool...

>>34309168
>>34309064
>>34309068
>>34309215
NTA but the worst stream doesn't mean it was bad. All of Nowa's streams have been great. It's just that this was the worst
It wasn't bad. It was just the least good

>>34309245
>magni likes bara men(furry)
anon he's only into femboys (rio)

>>34309254
He's so cool...

>>34309029
I understand anons here telling catalog fags to fuck off, but /mans/ can't dismiss every criticism as just shitposters. Having a zatsudsn getting sidetracked because Nowa insists on reading every collab begger's 5 bucks SC is tiresome, and bringing up the girls and other content creators or whatever do you call them can be seem as disrespectful.

>>34309196
? You don't have to break containement or become a name fag retard. It's not only a /here/ issue.
Like >>34309198 said just drop a polite comment on the VOD and if you're not completely braindead, nobody will be able to guess you're from /here/

>>34309254
how can one be this cool holy fuck

>>34309277
>The bane of Holobeggars

>>34309264
That’s exactly what Gabe tried doing and it blew up. Fuck off back wherever you came from nigger. This is my last (You)

>>34309183
They're not exactly mutually exclusive, though. He could just prefer both.

>>34309298
Still not his worst stream in my opinion. Nothing beats the Ollie x Magni x Nowa Apex collab. I legitimately memory holed it.

>>34309254
So cool!

>>34309331
>That’s exactly what Gabe tried doing and it blew up
no he went on a crusade and spammed her offline chat pretending to be a knights templar of inceldom
but go off i guess tardbro

>>34309298
It wasnt his worst stream. Collab beggars are cringe but it was interesting to hear what he thinks about stars/council/cover. Not a single bad moment.
His worst stream is his collab after debut

>>34309335
KEK

>>34309142
I saw a comment and a few of the posts from the last thread. He really needs to set some chat and sc guidelines.

>>34309183
The truth is he wants to fuck Magni
Where is the art fujos

Fujosisters are there any concepts you want to see in a fic? I might actually start writing again and I need ideas.

>>34309298
yeah, Nowa is great and fun to listen to as always, but chat was awful, these faggots don't read the rules and, unlike Regis, Nowa is too polite
that's why I admire Altare so much

is magnoir the least popular pairing? ive seen more axmag than them

>>34309209
You are great, anon. Keep it up! Yuri love forever!

>>34309302
wait but rio is a woman tho.....

>>34309254
Kakkoiiiiiii

>>34309350
that was strange on several multiple levels including nowa's shift in attitude once magni's stream died

>>34309426
I'd assume Axel x Nowa is the least popular.

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>>34309426
yes, as someone mentioned it doesn't work well since they're both bottoms

>>34309029
It is bad for the worst reasons. Motherfuckers literally managed to give ammo to dramafags to overblow it beyond all capacity.
Is thanks to this fuckin board we can never have good things.
I really hope Uncle Nowa puts a rule of mentioning other streamers outside of tempus unless he brings it the table.

>>34309393
Magnoir is probably the least popular pairing among the tempus boys, so there isn't really any content for it. Yet.

>>34309350
that was a great collab though despite a bit of a lackluster start

>>34309426
It definitely is, not sure why though.

>>34309439
he lacks critical information

>>34309409
Demon God Regis and Hero Altare DPing Magni. I'm writing on behalf of that one anon because I want to see it too.

>>34309480
this one yeah, practically nonexistent outside "ill get him to read" memes

>>34309474
Nowa was just scrambling trying to shift attention from Ollie basically admitting she's fucking herself with her remote

>>34309534
>>34309498
that's it, that's the only reason. how the hell would two bottoms even work?

Ok Vesties, are your asses big enough for grandpa? Or do you need more ass reps?

>>34309149 (Me)
Thanks for so many answers, anons...

To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

FemVesties, if you dont look like this, you have no chance.

>>34309625
It's called Monty Python and The Holy Grail
It's a 50 year old british comedy film
Monty python are the most famous comedy troupe to ever live
If you dont like british dry wit it might fly over your head as too childish or weird
It's a wacky parody of King Arthur and the Knights of Camelot

>>34309625
Nigger just search "Monty Python online free full movie" in Google it's literally the fifth link

>>34309679
Just look at dat big dumpy...

>>34308805
Amen

>>34309556
There's at least one piece of fanart of it, though. I don't have it on hand but it definitely exists somewhere out there.

>>34309498
Yeah, they're too similar, IMO.

It's hard for me to imagine them together in a fanfic or something since they're both overthinkers who are kind of shy / cowardly, so there's not enough momentum pushing things forward.

Axel and Altare are both the more spontaneous, daring type, so It's easier to imagine a story where one of them takes the lead.

>>34309149
>>34309625
Standard old British comedy. Holy grail takes the piss at King Arthur and the Arthurian Legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6AI55PWlNM

>.>
<.<

If somebody asks, you didn't get this from me

>>34309498
This is true, but I think something could probably be done with the fact that Magni wants a mommy to take care of him and Vesper has big mommy energy. That’s kinda all I got though.

>>34309691
>>34309752
Thanks, bros. I'm not from an english-speaking country so Monty Python wasn't a thing here, I've only heard about it in passing.

>>34309768
Nice, that makes it easier.

>>34309159
>>34309209
Fellow axmag sister and yurifriend, I owe you my life. From crumbs of the past, I feast today. I love these pieces.

>>34309768
hey i got this from >>34309768

>>34308805
>>34309485
>>34309645
The Ritual is complete. The trifecta reunited once more, thread is cleansed.

Go with peace, brothers and sisters.

>>34308805
>>34309485
>>34309645

>>34309768
THANKS ALTARE

>>34309823
>>34309832
double trinity. Oh my god.

alice invites you to do reps with her until the watchalong

>>34309823
>>34309832
TSKR

>>34309821
SNITCH!

>>34309875
What does it mean?

>>34309890
jesus christ if magni doesn’t draw the other two as girls RIGHT NOW

>>34309788
Eh, the biggest angle is the tiny vesper clones thing, and I think that's basically the only magnoir fanart that exists of them

>>34309942
he's edging us with the next art collab. WE NEED IT NOW! all we know is that altare will be a shorty.

>>34309942
I'm so impatient for the next art stream

>>34309498
Oh no...my shoto magni dreams...they are both bottom bitches

>>34309823
>>34309832
Blessing so bright I have to pull out my shades

I wonder what Tempus is the best dancer
I think Magni is number one but I don't know about the other 3 If Nowa is black then he's #1 th

>>34310107
daz racist

The first half of the Monty Python is great but the last half is so fucking boring by the time they get to French taunting part

>>34310059
Can’t wait for Altare to rape them both live onstream. Here’s hoping GirlDM is a fujo :)

>>34310107
well nowa did say he'd do the orange justice once tempus got 3D....

>>34310107
Magni bellydancing in an arabian dancer outfit when?

>>34310196
Based

>>34309788
Even with this scenario, somehow it's easier for me to imagine Altare like sitting at his bedside wearing an apron in one of his kind of flirty moods calling him "Dezzy Wezzy" and doing the airplane thing to feed him soup than it is to imagine Vesper acting motherly to Magni.

Yet I can imagine Vesper frantically wringing his hands at Altare's bedside and going "Why didn't you rest more, you fool!" very clearly.

Maybe it's also because he and Vesper are closer in age than him and Axel and Altare. It feels like the dynamic between them isn't as clearly defined somehow.

>>34310165
this is why Life of Brian is so much better, Life of Brian never stops it's like a constant whiplash of jokes

>>34310165
I like the part with the knight running to the castle.

>>34310199
reminder Japan lifted restrictions on foreign tourists so 3d is not so far away anymore, maybe even next year who knows, we can dream

>>34310107
Magni obviously since he did dance, second I'd say Axel since he strikes me as the type that would enjoy dancing, third Altare since I think he's probably been in enough normies situations that he had no choice but to dance and fourth Nowa, I don't think he was ever interested in dance (though he might become interested when their 3D approach)

Since is dead hours give me your best Tempus reaction images or just cool fanart overall.
I am still lacking on my /mans/ picture folder.

>>34310246
Both of these scenarios are so cute… the fuck… I can only imagine the amount of nourishing and healing foods Vesper would try to force into Altare considering his abysmal diet.

>>34310343

>>34310343
Altare gets a frankly unfair percentage of cool fanart

>>34310343
same. im jealous of that anon with 1 gigs folder

>>34310343
Nowa losing it

>>34310343
I dont have a lot

>>34310246
there's no real back and forth between vesper and magni. vesper calls magni a kusogaki and magni makes fun of vesper's voice, but otherwise they just vibe with the rest of the group.

>>34309209
>>34309159
GirlAxel has a big clit and GirlMagni has a sensitive, small clit. This is canon

he's seen the feedback

>>34310473
interesting.... but why isn't GirlAxel futa?

>>34310423
what the fuck is this cringe

>>34309932
It's a hexanity

>>34310483
Does that heart mean to have sex with

>>34310483

further confirmation Vesper is based

>>34310423
now replace that girl with Altare

>>34310483
well this is a good step into the right direction.

I MISS CHUPADO SO MUCH, WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA HUG ON STREAM AGAIN?

>>34310483
I hate you because he noticed you

>>34310512
Girls don't have dicks

>>34310412
Oh no. This is doing something to me

>>34310483
Thank God for Jello

>>34310483
Good, I'm sure he'll take it to heart, and I'm glad it didn't come to retarded counter SC infighting

>>34310483
it's sad because Nowa was being respectful as always and he was trying o change the subject with "I'm not ready for collabs" but chat was being so fucking annoying
in situations like this, you see how great is Regis with chat, that dude is so badass
trolls are scared of Altare

>>34310566
hopefully next week or the week after. they need to coordinate schedules. so far magni has member's karaoke, undertale, and art stream next week and he said he might be taking some break days next week.

>>34310656
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUG HIIIIIIIIIIM

>>34310483
Damn, nicely phrased and earnest critique? To MY vtubers?
Well done.

Is everyone ok with Kobo extorting Altare for skins live on stream?

>>34310791
She's cute so it's okay. She did apologize for it after the stream though.

>>34310791
it was funny so yes
t. altventurer

>>34310483
Honestly I couldn't word it better myself, polite and to the point. Glad that Nowa even Heart it so I know he is taking it into consideration.

Good morning, I have finished a shota maglord drawing and a nowa oji lewd.
Nowa oji lewd -> https://litter.catbox.moe/8rdag7.png
I want to molest Shota Mag.

>>34310791
she's a kusogaki it's fine

>>34310678

>>34310791
it's okay when Kobo does it

>>34310483
OK Jello, just now don't become Gabe 2.0 or I will find you

>>34310815
Where? on her twitter?

>>34310483
Very nicely worded critique. I hope this also makes them establish some standard house rules.

>>34310828
I was about to ask for your twitter but you probably don't post outside of here, huh? Love your art btw.

>>34310828
JESAS CHRIST MY DICK

>>34310881
Yes
https://twitter.com/kobokanaeru/status/1575781763732807680?t=Ml-3D8yVuDabRv-DOlkZow&s=19

>>34310791
If I could extort leader for skins I would too.

>>34310791
you never had an annoying little sister

>>34310791
No but chat was donating to Altare to cover for the skin so it might be ok if that's what chat wanted

>>34310828
heresy
Nowa would never suck a dick

>>34311003
Yeah he would never suck any dick but mine

>>34310791
it worked out because altare basically gave her the money and she acted really cute

I genuinely cannot tell if people here are autistic enough to believe Kobo extorted Altare / chat into buying her skins instead of her their conversation just being playful banter

>>34310828
SHOTA MAGNI UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH TOT

>>34310950
I wasn't bothered by it but I am kinda glad she adressed it, mostly because is really against the rules to beg for SCs.

>>34310791
She baited enough superchats for him to compensate.

>>34311051
No, Kobo definitely did a sempai power harasment there.
Trust me, I work in HR.

>>34310791
It would have been cute if it was an actual bit, but she was serious from the begging and kept escalating until he got her the skin.
>Ragus I get monopoly SC you can buy me the skin
Was kind of out of the line

>>34310943
>>34310944
i barely have a socmed presence, i am a coomer in secret most of the time. anyways heres another one of nowa i did awhile ago
https://files.catbox.moe/nbo2gi.png
this one is my personal favorite. https://files.catbox.moe/apzv3p.png

>>34311053
i need to make more shota maguni art w

>>34311051
kobo RAPED AND ABUSED her poor innocent kouhai regis altare…

>>34309733
I rushed over with this before realizing you were replying to Nowa with Axel rather than with Magni but I'm going to post it anyway because they're my two fave boys and flustered Nowa gives me life.

Also, everyone keeps forgetting Magni is a switch in addition to being a bratty buttslut. He can make it happen. Just look at him here starting shit. I've started shit like this with my first bf who was too much of a pussy to make moves but his dick couldn't help reacting. Get a bottom horny enough and you can make stuff happen. And I'm saying this as a bottom with terrible self esteem and no motivation, and a pussy bf at the time whose sexuality I question in retrospect

>>34311051
Just don't think

>>34310624
"Let me just bonk someone in chat real quick."
*pop*

They're friends, guys. Relax

>>34310483
/#/s is now monitoring that comment chain with interest and posted this
>Vesper liked the follow up comment
>Kronii BTFO'd again

>>34311130
thats a fucking hysterical line though albeit blunt
basically saying third world money is useless

What a cool tweet, what did you guys get?
https://twitter.com/takopuras/status/1575233408334430208

>>34309254
There is absolutely nothing "cool" about Shien. He is rather silly, actually.

>>34311132
While I am more fan of the twink/shota art and not really manly men, these ones of Nowa are incredibly well drawn.
Kinda sucks that I can't fully follow your art but glad you are around these parts, artanon.

>>34311419
The accuracy

>>34311427
You think anyone would fall for such a lazy bait?

>>34311427
why is sonic white in this webm?

>>34311209
stop being cool bossu

>>34311508
You can't just ask why people are white, anon.

>>34309409
Anything with a really horny dingo onegai

>>34311051
There's one autist who keeps repeating the same shit. Any sane person would know it's banter.

>>34311427
MEDS, NOW

>>34311132
I think anus should be lower on second one.
Other than that, it is incredible, good work.

>>34311549
oops my bad. :(

>>34310483
... This place broke me, I thought his profile pic was a sapling.

>>34310791
yes

>>34311130
She's right though. She gets paid in peanuts when it comes to superchats. SEA currency is suffering.

>>34311130
She's poor and her family takes 90% of her earnings be nice

>>34309409
Appreciate the interest! I'm currently writing an Altare/Vesper fic where Vesper is a grizzled criminal psychologist and Altare is a mentally deranged serial killer who's been imprisoned for life. The story involves corruption, mindbreak, dom/sub, and hurt/comfort. Would love to see a fic of Altnowa where the both of them are climbing a mountain together and are left for dead after an avalanche. The two of them would be left stranded in the wild with no supplies and in harsh conditions, needing to work together to survive. Would love to see a scene of the two of them huddled together for warmth in a nearby cave when things start getting spicy...

>>34311792
>SEA currency is suffering
Yeah, I'm on Bloomberg pretty much the whole day and I see a lot of news about Thailand and Philippines economies collapsing

>>34311880
HOLY FUCK ANON PLEASE SHARE THAT SERIAL KILLER FIC IS EVERYTHING IVE EVER WANTED AAAAA

>>34311880
please share the ric anon. deranged leader fics never fails to satisfy me.

>>34311968
I'm still writing it, please be patient! It's limited third person from Nowa's perspective. I've been trying to find the right "voice" to right for Altare as he gaslights Nowa, as well as Nowa's reactions to being gaslit. He will to succumb to Leader, albeit slowly. First it will be a one-on-one therapy session. Then Nowa will see Altare lifting weights while shirtless in the prison yard. And eventually it will culminate with Nowa getting ready for a nightly check-in on Altare when he suddenly starts hearing a cello playing from his cell...

Can't wait for the Collab to be boring as hell and not have drama like Vesper's Zatsu

>>34311880
Are you the Voxsister writer

>>34312236
If Shoto is as bad as people say he is, then it will be fucked to a degree.

>>34312236
Can't wait for Magni to act like a fag and get his dick suck live by Shoto and GirlDM is just sitting in the corner watching.

>>34312236
damn, that would suck. that collab only works if there is drama.

>>34312314
w-what does Altare do

>>34312314
and altare?

>>34312305
100% shoto brings up the Magni favor coupon on stream and says something gay

>>34312375
>>34312407
Who?

>>34312483
kobo's brother

>>34312305
Magni has been ho-ing it up hard with Shoto on twitter. There will be fujobait.

>>34312565
Him? I love that guy

>>34310828
How did you manage to make Magni even more rapeable?
Would be cute if Magni had just a pair of extra arms... like, as he grew, he added more...

>>34312686
wtf.... but the arms are the souls of his allies.... who would even inhabit them....

http://poal.me/kf025a
Final survey before the collab starts

>>34312829
wait wheres the joke option?

>>34312829
wow that's maybe the most retarded poal I've ever seen and there is some serious competition

>>34312781
When he was a kid, his dead pets.
As a teenager, his dead parents
As an adult two of his friends

>>34312952
It's "I don't watch Magni or Altare"

>>34310196
Shoto and Magni both sucking Leada’s dick ToT

>>34310196
I hope she's a yume

>>34310196
>>34313068
GirlDM is nice :)

If you watch males you're a fucking faggot.

>>34310483
Based, fuck these drama niggers and beggars. The vibe was ruined that stream the same way it is for the girls who we know what their take is but they keep getting these as well

>>34310566
Heeh, he thinks they’ll ever collab again

>>34313127
I don't know man she seems kinda menhera

>>34312637
My favorite design but I still don't watch him because I don't understand japanese and I don't care about splatoon
That rap song th? Fantastic, he should do more of those. I know makimg music isn't cheap but he could be a great rapper/singer

>>34310828
AYO

torrenting the monty python movie. i seen clips/references to it in the past, but never actually seen it.

I have a date with a friend so I can't attend the watchalong...

Strange that noone is complaining about the membership Collab now that nowa is gone ... Must've been the wind..

>>34313383
I can if you want, I think its dumb and I hope it doesn't turn into a thing

>>34313366
Go get that dick, brother.

>>34311419
no...

>>34313383
Eh, I'm not into watchalong stuff. I'd rather it be something else.

>>34312314
GOD I WISH INWAS GIRLDM AIEEEEEEEE

>>34313383
What's there to talk about? I hate that that it's only on Altare's channel and I've already complained about it, no need to loop.

>>34313619
wait we're timelooping now?

>>34313299
bro... >>34309768

hello anons, i bring food yet again. more nowa content for the soul
https://litter.catbox.moe/kfa37h.png his peepee is big but like, still i want to make this man a bottom! thats enough of drawing for me, but anything you guys wanna see in particular? no women stuff, im only drawing men since i like them.

>>34312829
I thought poal was dead :( i was so happy

>>34313383
It's happening already, I still don't like it but won't spam about it

https://twitter.com/Girl_Dm_/status/1575948047338508289?t=TMYqY3fZuB6qZChYgjpT3g&s=19
It's cute how excited she is. I wonder how she got invited.

>>34313650
I WANT TO FINGER UNCLE NOAAAOAOAAOAOAOAOAOOKQOOAOAAAHGAH AAIIIEEEE!!!

>>34313650
Thanks you for this food, if you're into it I wouldn't mind seeing a Nowa pecjob

>>34313691
Probably Magni or Regis through Shoto

>>34313691
Never understood how she maintained relevance. Artgun model isn't a personality.

>>34313691
Cute... Also that reply from Magni lol

>>34313691
I recommended that she collab with them after I finished fucking her

>>34313824
Personality this *slaps your face with a dick*

>>34313832
its his role to be bullied. unless he pulls an pummel party where he wins every minigame but flubs the ending

>>34309733
this one i assume? i have more but... they're all wips and i dont like giving people unfinished stuff

>>34313824
youtube clips algorithm
i find she tries way too hard to keep herself as PG as possible and she comes off dry because of it

>>34313650
DELICIOUS… please my friend… the altnowa content…

>>34311720
holy shit it really isn't

>>34313425
Who's to say it's a one off thing but it seems like Altare already planned it after mononoke, since he was going to do a membership watch along regardless and the others weren't doing such for their own. Seems like boys wanted in well after the schedule. Also those who said membership only dnd is retarded because nowa never planned it to be for his own viewership. However it is worth a mention that if someone else is going to join in they should stream as well like addressing the collab begging

>>34310624
Don't forget that gungeon moment where he banned a nigger calling him leech and going on a spiel about people like him made his day since banning people give him sense of power and that he's welcome to try and fight him irl.

I fucking hate faggots basically retelling jokes in the chat. Fuck them

i only have one monitor so i can't adequately have both the movie and stream in my view

>>34314361
Picture in picture

Leader on the telly forma member

>>34314361
Sister, you have a thousand solutions for your problem

STARTING, FAAAGS

I don't have membership. Is it just leader or is it all the boys?

>>34314475
Boys joined in

Axel doko

>>34314475
Only Axel isn't there because he is sleeping or something idk

>>34314547
Taking a cheeky nap, please understand

>>34313383
I dislike it and I posted my thoughts about it here, but I'm not gonna do that in every single thread.
What's the point?

>Time warp trio
dear god

>>34314492
>>34314596
Dang, I wanted to get a gifted sub before then. You win this round Altare.

>>34314611
Actually sane poster

start time is 8 seconds in?

I'm having some Yorkshire tea and gingerbread cakes. wby anon?

I have some weird version with Norwegian(?) subtitles, with some weird skit at the beginning, lol.

>>34314788
i have my dick in my hand and nowa's face on both screens

>>34314881
Enjoy!

ITS OVER

>>34314881
Now that is based

ENJOY MOVIE GUYS

>>34314861
Ah lol that's the skit

Is this Altare's first time watching?

>>34315259
Yeah

I don't like porn of the boys, I want more art of them cuddling and hanging out and hugging.
Am I gayer than the gays?

Vesper playing Stellaris: "Ok-ok chat, we're going to *laughs* we're going to have to enslave this entire planet for the sake of our war machine. I know it looks bad when it says the species is being purged, but relax. We actually set the purging type of our Empire to forced labour. We're not murdering the children, their population is just going down because the kids are dying in the mining camps y'know?"

>>34315490
no, you might be in fact the straightest gay

>>34312829
I’m not watching it just because I don’t really care for Mario Party.

Was there some sort of extended version? I keep running ahead of them.

>>34315490
Yes, tender love between men is way gayer than just rough sex, ancient greeks weren't cudding the boys they were fucking.

>>34315496
That's no different than Spore, just pretend they're ugly monsters and everything is justified

>>34315660
1:32:07 is the total runtime for me

Has girldm ever done a collab with holopro before?

>>34315786
Of course not

>>34315786
Nope
But wouldn't be surprised if she has a collab with mori soon now that the connection is done, she has been on her replies

>>34315490
I'm a fujo but I prefer to see the boys cuddling and being cute over porn ngl

MAGNATION cover when?

Oh fuck, I forgot about the movie. Will watch the VOD tomorrow

Man, I really don't like the idea of members only collabs....

Is the Worms finale today?

>>34316419
Sunday with a big maybe

>>34316470
why the big maybe?

>>34316417
Imagine not being membered to all of Tempus

>>34316522
why didn't you gift me a sub, anon?

>>34316417
To be fair you aren't missing much they are just laughing at the jokes without much commentary, they are literally just watching the movie

>>34316516
There is no time yet, and seeing how everyone is busy, it could be moved.

>>34316562
wait.... you're telling me they're just watching along?!

>>34316695
That's what the stream is... a watch-along...
it's not /mans/tery science theatre, anon

im more surprised they do a members once a week. my oshi normally just does once every 2 weeks, sometimes just once a month

>>34316725
First you reply unironically to bait, then you miss an obvious joke. Are you 12 or just retarded?

>>34316813
you sound upset...

what the fuck is this movie lmao, never watch it before

>>34316964
Bri'ish humour

>>34316964
Zoom zoom

Galahad is Axel

>>34317124
this

giwtwm

>>34316796
That's the standard at the start and then they slow down. It also depends on the talent. Roberu, even at the start, barely did one stream a month.

what the fuck is this castle supposed to be?

I bet you are gay

GG

>>34313131
>Clicks on a thread called /mans/
>Is shocked that people in it like watching men

NI-

>>34317479
say it

NI = Moist

>>34317458
Get some food anon. No need to go after baits

CHOSEN ONE!

It really is Axel...

Grandpa's laughter makes it better, for some reason.

Magni dipping out.

bye Magni

Aieeeee, Nowa and Altare alone watching a movieeeee

>Magni leaving mid movie
Imagine if they had actually done multiple POVs

Ni!

It's a date now

say it altare you are halfway through

>>34315935
what a leech

Just got here, Axel and Magni left?

>>34318598
axel was never in and magni just left

>>34318598
axel couldn't attend because aussie nap time

>magni leaving nowa and altare alone on a date
almond sisters...

>>34315935
This is what I don't like about clout chasers. The boys are easier to get a collab with and they're using them as a stepping stone for bigger hololive collabs.

>see rabbit, type pekora
stop

>>34318793
magni just sharing with nowa so he can get altare later during mario party. truly a bro

>>34318944
Hmmm... while I think that's a possible idea, I don't think it's fair to assume they're just using tempus as a bridge for holoEN. Maybe they just really like Tempus you know?

>>34318944
Are you telling me pomu should Collab with the boys to affirm management it's okay for her to o Collab with Kiara

UHM

Ayo that's sounding kinda sus

THEY'RE MOANING TOGETHER

the yumes are gonna feast on this tonight

I can't believe Vesper initiated that...

>>34319302
THEY'RE HAVING SEX!!!

that heart attack

dehumidifier status?

altnowa status???

kek

>>34319241
but him but I think she should Collab with Kiara to affirm management it's okay for her to have sex with Kiara

>>34319566
not him*

>>34319566
So true.

I can already tell you this collab is gonna be cancer

please tell me someone soundclipped that

fujopost
i'm developing a short altnowa smut fic that involves Altare drugging Nowa during a party and taking advantage of him. Is that something anyone here would even want to read, or should I just scrap the idea. I'm not the best writer so don't expect anything too juicy.

>>34319905
me. I want it. me.

Always thought the ending to Monty Python was really weak and kind of soured the whole mood of the film. One of the reasons why I prefer Life of Brian

>>34319905
please. please

>>34319879
why are you reading prechat?

>>34319879
I don't think it's that bad? Ethan Medina's kinda cringe though

thats it? wow

>I prefer Life of Brian
>Vesper prefers Life of Brian
Need I say it?

NI

THEY ARE

>>34319879
you care way too much about what random greys say

>>34320070
You will never kiss Nowa

>All I wanna do is put my head up against your huge tracts of land
ALTARE PLEASE

Never saw this movie before, kinda surprised it ends like that.

THEY ARE

Altnowa sisters status after this stream?

>>34319905
I want this so bad ToT

>>34320116
Guh

NI

>>34320196
Monty Python came from sketch comedy, and it's pretty common in sketch comedy to be like "we don't really know how to end the bit so (random ending)

>>34320196
Go on youtube and watch some of the old 'Flying Circus' skits, it's kind of iconic for Monty Python to be weird like that

>>34320267
CO

>>34320196
It's a literal cop out

After watching Vesper's stream today I have to admit that I'm pretty disappointed in him. I can't believe chat can pressure him so easily. They convinced him to buy a pizza stone. A FUCKING PIZZA STONE. THEY DO JACK SHIT. The max temperature of a household oven is not enough to heat up the stone to give a crisp crust. What he should do is to dock the pizza crust by poking the dough with a fork then prebaking before adding toppings. God I am so FUCKING mad. I fucking hate chat so much man.

that was so good, really wish dingo watched it too, but he did need to rest

>>34320270
>>34320301
Like is a fitting ending, especially with the build up of the police bit but it just caught me off guard.
Also suprised how old this movie is, almost 50 years ago.

>>34320425
Vesper should have bought that Tungsten Cube

>>34320425
>I can't believe chat can pressure him so easily
Can you really not? The guy is the definition of a softie.

I miss my boyfriend!

>>34320218
>>34319945
>>34319939
ToT ah.. ok i'll try my best... Haven't written a fic in years but if it's to feed my fellow altnowa sisters, i'll get to work..

oh fuck i just realized the collab is in 10 mins.

>>34320528
YOU WILL NEVER BE NODOKA

So confirmed this is gonna be a gay as hell collab, yeah.
>Shoto, Magni
and now Altare who just moaned for his members.

>>34320524
>Vesper is a softie
>Vesper is soft
He'll be hard after I'm done with him

>>34320528
Pathetic yume. He will NEVER love you.

>>34320528
YOU WILL NEVER KEK ZETA

>>34320528
he's not your boyfriend

That was a fun watchalong. Good night MANS.

>>34320666
oh like his cock, i get it

>>34320696
>KEK
I didn't write kek tho?

>>34320528
Don't listen to them cute yume, Axel is your boyfriend and he loves (You)!

>>34320786
newchaama.....

>>34320713
EU anon...

>>34320786
you did