/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>34302034
amen

>hlgg seething about Vesper
>MANS seething about Vesper
WE ARE

Nowa, tell your chat to shut up, you're letting they feel like they have too much power over you. You do what you want my man

>>34302144
Ok sent nowa another superchat asking him to stream his pov and guilt trip him with the locking out fanbase argument. Don't forget to make it a red one.

I miss Alice...

>>34302034
Amen.

>>34302261
he's too afraid to criticize his friends

>>34302261
The seethe is against Altare, not Vesper

The boys can do no wrong

>>34302323
Maybe he likes his friends more than a rando on the internet idk

Fuck them kids

>MST3K style riffing on Night of the Living Dead
>He won't do it bc of babbies
Vestie the movie is nearly 70 years old...

I think it's good that Altare is BTFOing poorfags

>poorfags seething
Kek

Fuck the kids

kids ruin internet

>>34302323
>implying altare is blocking him from streaming his pov
Absolutely hilarious

>>34302410
where did i imply that

>>34302261
Tourists

>>34302396
good goyim

Didn't the holos have a Scary Movie watch along?

FUCK THEM SKIDS LETS WATCH SOME REAL HORROR

>>34302034
amen

Reminder that if they do it once they will do it again and next time you might not have a gifted membership

Imagine being a brandie and not getting gifted

>>34302443
Some of them did, can't remember who

>>34302466
>not having memberships to all four boys
sounds like a personal problem?

hi /mans/

>>34302466
Who cares, it's a watchalong ffs.

>>34302443
Yeah the uncensored Scary Movie 1

how many more hours until the watchalong?

>>34302466
Poorfags must suffer.

>>34302487
IRyS and Mumei watched it together, uncensored too so they saw dicks and balls

>>34302474
I've watched 90% of Altare's streams and never got a membership
Didn't stop me from getting a gifted one for Axel despite never even opening chat

>>34302466
Wtf is wrong with you people lmao

>the red pony
What's wrong with this, never heard of it

>>34302443
Yeah Mumei and IRyS and they were forced to see a penis a couple times in the movie

I wish I could unread Guns Germs and Steel

>"hey cultare, we're gonna watch monty python"
>"ayo i wanna watch too"
>"hello hello, this one is pretty good, can i join?"
>"yooooo, this one is a classic, let's watch it together"
>"soooo the boys are joining the MEMBERS ONLY watch-along for Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
is this what the seethe is about?

>>34302518
So true, Magni

>>34302558
Because of all the misinformation is propagates, yeah?

>>34302466
I can afford $5, surprisingly

Meanwhile I wish I could unwatch boy in striped pajamas, that movie sucked

He's not a zoomer
He doesn't Talk during movies.

>>34302518

I really don't give a shit about the "we have a lot of crossover " excuse, just because I like you doesn't mean I'm going to give you money, the boys need to realize they have their own audience more than they think and not rely on the whole idea of the "tempus audience"
There's people on twitter who saw Altare's post of his member stream and got a pretty bad taste in their mouth about it

>>34302598
That's good bro! The next tempus collab will be hosted on Mori's stream! She streams so much so its okay!

>>34302598
but 20€...

>>34302561
It's just the members-only part. Members-only collabs are retarded without everybody participating having a POV.

>>34302466
I really hate watchalongs so I'm good with it

I miss big chree anon

>>34302600
>Jew propaganda
Of course it sucks

>>34302508
<4

So why would anyone talk during watchalong? Isn't it better to discuss it after the movie is done?

just ars member them if you're such a pathetic poorfag

>>34302561
The problem isn't the membership stream. It's that none of the other boys are streaming that shit as well. Just stream your POV grandpa. It's literally one button click reeeee

>>34302543
There's a scene where someone has to give their beloved pony a tracheotomy with a knife

>>34302709
>just buy a VPN to save money
Oy vey!

>>34302658
this! hopefully the next one will be on Ollie's channel since she needs the boost in membership, what's 5$ dollar more?

>>34302731
>buy a VPN
?????

>woman: on topic passionate posting supportive discussion
>men: useless seething timelooping whining like children

>>34302695
Might as well just skip the watching part and do a review stream later

>>34302658
Vesper's next watchalong will include Mori

>>34302731
>buy a VPN
do zoomers really

>>34302731
>buying vpn
he's ngmi

>>34302731
you're confusing this poor anon >>34302750
better just to move to argentina

>>34302695
Vesper is terminally autistic and doesn't understand that he could TALK after the movie.
Genuinely incapable of thinking about doing more than just what the focus of the stream is, which would be to watch the movie.

>>34302751
Beta men love gossiping more than women. Who knew?

Vesper should do a movie watchalong with Bae and title it "watching a movie with your gf RP" while Bae talks, he just grunts when she asks him questions about the movie and stays silent throughout the entire thing

>>34302751
There are no men here, only women

I know this stuff is controversial, but Nowa agreed to that. I don’t know what narrative you forcing, don’t just take it out on Altare.

>but its just a watch along who cares
what if they lock a game collab behind membership next time, what then anons

>>34302822
He's probably going to learn about watchalongs after the collab at least.

>>34302856
the ball is in Altare's court to right the wrong, he literally advertised it on his twitter that they're joining too

>>34302856
Jesus stop being so dramatic, no one is taking it out on the boys they're just venting on a chinese pottery board

>>34302864
>what if
worry about it when it happens

>Malarkey
VESPER HATES DEMOCRATS LMAO

>malarkey
Dis nigga old

>>34302921
If they do group watchalong there's no reason they won't do group game collabs

next month's Zomboid collab is in Uncle Nowa's membership, sorry poorfags lmao

>>34302864
I mean if we're doing what if's, I could die tomorrow and then it's not my problem, so I'm not going to worry about it

>>34302731
>>34302750
>>34302769
>>34302781
nta I have never used a vpn but is that not how you do it?

>>34302845
>wait what just happened!
>*grunt*
>WOAH, HE JUST BETRAYED THAT GUY
>*GRUNT*
>wait, who's this girl??
>*grunt*

>>34302978
Ok Altare

VESPER?

loli chad

>this is what Vesper says his GB version would be
No... she's not cute at all...

flatsisters... we have a chance

vesper stop pretending you're not into booba

>>34303047
ACTUALLY HOMOSEXUAL POSTER SPOTTED, GET HIM

>>34302466
Who cares? It's a watchalong for an old movie, not like an exclusive concert or something.

Tempus do collabs like every other day. It's really not that anywhere near exciting enough to seethe this much over.

>>34303047
i can see the a-chan in this.....

>>34302864
What if you didn't get a steam card

>>34303047
He wouldn't even be able to see him(her?)self because vampire

Thanks chat for not letting him talk about his pettan love....

This stream has been so frustrating to watch, Nowa asks chat too much on what he can or can't do, what he should or shouldn't do.

Vesties are retarded lmao. Voting for him to end stream early so he can practice singing, telling him they're going to snitch on his tastes in anime. Aren't they supposed to be older and wiser than other viewers?

>>34303113
you niggers are so desperate to deter valid criticism it's really sad

>>34303113
I wish I was part of this whole gift cards thing, I want some free games

>>34303047
idiot

>>34303047
I knew I was sharing a thread with a fag

>>34303108
What would be wrong with them locking a concert behind one of the boys membership? Just buy one to all of them or get gifted lmao

Most tempus members are lolicons?

>assman
Of course he is

>>34303128
>vampire
Meds. Now

Nowa is an ass man

>tall
>pettan
>big dumpy

vesperDumptruck

>tall
>pettan
>thicc ass
what the fuck

immaculate taste wtf

Based taste, Vesper

>>34303153
chat are his parents, pls understand. he just wants to do something but isn't sure if its allowed or not.

BRO
HE'S JUST LIKE ME
HE HAS THE SAME TASTE

>assman
bossu approves....

>tall
>pettan
>with a big dumpy

i'm the exact opposite of this

i knew vesper was my nigger

Impossibly based

i have a crippling ass fetish

unbelievably based taste

My nigga vesper is an ASS enjoyer

>Tall
>Flat
>Fat ass
Vesper's a tako?

he's literally me frfr

He's just like me

my vesper...
Best two out of three, anyway.

He's just like me...

JUST LIKE ME FR FR

Crippling ass fetish confirmed.

Maybe he is black...

vesper just like me fr

>>34303228
>short
>huge tits
>no ass
My condolences

CRIPPLING
ASS
FETISH

>>34302443
Mumei/IRyS and Reine did

This man is my brother from another mother, there's no way he isn't.

Dangerously fucking based

>>34303244
anon stop

>>34303228
lol you are lopsided

I prefer small, pettan and huge ass but tall is also a based taste.

>>34302864
Getting paranoid over what ifs is maidenless, unicorn behavior anon

>>34303165
It's just one stream bro get over yourself, if you can't catch it now or ever who cares,I bet you haven't even watched every single stream by any specific one of them
Are you telling me they're going to eventually only do collabs behind membership one at a time? Fucking negroid brain

>>34303284
>>34303305
literally 5'0 with g cups and no ass and vesper is my oshi fuck this world

>Vesper is an Assman
Tall flat bros ww@

Dis nigga just threw seaweed under the bus, the fuq

Big ass can fix no chest
but no ass is an unfixable physique, TRULY CURSED WRETCHED CREATURES, THOSE ASSLESS BEINGS

>astel being based
okay astellas. post the images

>tall
>pettan
>thicc ass
Literally Ina

>>34303284
tall?

>>34303334
Time to get isekai'd, anon.

>>34303326
>Are you telling me they're going to eventually only do collabs behind membership one at a time?
The DnD session will be locked behind membership ;) Think of it like a subscription to a podcast, your support is appreciated ;)

anyone got the twitter screenshot of Shien thanking a post for the great ass?

>chat thinks Astel is just into furry
he's into kemoshota you uncultured swines

Kronii ship btfo...

SHIEN SLITHER.IO
POST THE BOSSU PASTA

There is no argument for tits over ass. Men are genetically predisposed to dumping their loads in a fat ass. You cannot argue this.

I can’t get over the fact Vesper has content locked under the meme 4th tier. Why would he do that? It’s suppose to be a meme tier for the whales with no benefits, but bragging rights. I’m kinda loosing my respect for him for this. Is there a good reason why he is doing this?

Vesper is a geniune Holostars enjoyer. It makes me happy.

POST THE SHIEN LIST!

This was Nowa all along...

>>34303357
Hip and Ass is crucial in one's physique
without it, nothing looks good

>>34303108
It's not about that, it's about the principle. I don't care for watchalong or the other 3 that much, but I do wanna see my man Axel in any stream he's in and I can't in this case because the other one decided that this stream with all of them should be paywalled. If that kind of stuff was the usual then I wouldn't mind, but they barely started out going on about how thankful they are for all the gifted memberships and SCs and then do something like this. It's annoying. Let me vent.

>>34303228
Holy Fuck, You were born Rotated

i need a quick rundown on bossu

>>34303334
just get surgery to have all your breast fat transfered into your butt

>>34303361
I don't think she's tall, is she?

>>34303361
>tall
eh, not that tall

>>34303408
he said tall, ina is a midget

>>34303361
>157cm
???

>>34303384
He's so fucking based

>Used to walk around town wearing pikachu underwear and no pants, because he thought they were shorts
>Set his twitter account's birthdate to his Holostars debut date, got banned for months as a result. This lead to him being known as a baby by the rest of the Holostars.
>Once accidentally hijacked the Holostars youtube account and started streaming on it, thinking that it was his own account, and it took him 15 minutes to realize what was going on when his manager messaged him on discord in a panic
>During Sora's birthday stream, when every other holo from every branch stopped streaming, Shien started a horror game stream where he clipped a peg on his face everytime he got startled, and had to stop the stream because he was in too much pain
>Did a cooking stream on his vertically filming unsecured phone and ended up recording his feet, got chewed out publicly by his manager and had to delete the VOD. Decided it would still be a good idea to upload it to Twitcast later that night anyways.
>Has a crippling ass fetish
>Sang 'nigga' twice in GTAV despite his chat warning him well in advance he probably shouldn't say it
>Once did a DDLC stream where he voiced all the female characters' lines in the highest pitch he could, ended up wearing out his throat and he couldn't stream the next day (he didn't learn his lesson, and did another voice acted DDLC stream later that week)
>Once electrically massaged himself to the point of ejaculation on stream
https://streamable.com/4f5d14
>Formed a team to join a serious Vtuber APEX tournament filled with Diamond and Master players, on the condition that everyone in his team use controllers to play. They were last place with no kills.
>Fled an anime convention after a girl cornered him and ranted the entirety of The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku at him, leaving an enduring emotional scar
>Made the committee of the first Vtuber Apex tourney restart because he couldn't get in.
>Later was joined by some chump named Kawase and Pikamee in the tournament afterparty. Kawase gave most of his equipment to him and was only allowed to go all out when bossu sacrificed himself as a summoning catalyst to provide Kawase with the Mastiff. Kawase then got champion within 10 minutes of Shien's sacrifice.
>Had technical problems which caused him to stream during Sora's birthday stream since he streamed an hour late from the original schedule.
>roommate wanted to post a screenshot of a funny post he saw on twitter, but he screenshotted the post on his SHIEN twitter. Post stayed up for 4 months until someone on 5ch pointed it out and the post was deleted 5 minutes later.
>In the Among Us collab with all the Holostars, he killed Rikka in front of everyone in the first game and then when called up, he denied it. In the end he was ejected and after that game, everyone decided to kill him as soon as possible because he's always a sus.
>Faced off against WoolieVS as his first online opponent during the Guilty Gear Strive beta period and won 2-0
>Once posted the thumbnail picture of Korone's 2nd anniversary stream on his twitter without any caption. This was later deleted.
>Upon hitting the legal age of drinking, he went to an izakaya where he drank multiple cups of Kahlua milk despite being both low tolerance and lactose intolerant. He ended up getting sick to the point of throwing up blood.
>Mentioned during his debut that one of his goals was to have his washlet fixed. After one year, multiple scoldings from Oga, and a red superchat from his illustrator asking him to have it fixed, Shien's washlet remains unfixed and he has mentioned being used to the feeling of "being attacked by a hydrocannon"
>Attempted to prank his viewers at the start of his 2.0 reveal stream only to find out he was muted. His 2nd attempt of his prank had his live2D model freeze onscreen instead
>Once farted in an elevator then immediately loudly exclaimed "It's not what you think!"
>Spent an hour and 30 minutes in Slither.io moaning loudly with the echo on whenever he scored a kill. He was neither banned nor demonetized for this stream
https://streamable.com/z6hye7
>While playing around with Home3D accessories on Halloween, he mistakenly spawned the candy aura accessory right on his crotch. He later asked his audience if they wanted to lick his candy and focusing the camera on it.

He's a /stars/fag just like me, fr fr

>>34302921
Then when it does you'll say "you should have complained the first time it happened if you had a problem with it". Typical deflection.

>>34303361
>(5'2) [with shoes]
>tall

>6'0
>B cups
>round ass

I'm getting that elderly volcel dick and there's not a fucking thing you can do to stop me.

Vesperonii bros... we lost...

>>34303392
He hates (you) as he should. If I join Holostars EN I'm going to lock my utawaku behind tier 4.

>>34303361
she's a fucking midget

>>34303361
>Ina
>tall
?????????

I think is cute that probably out of the 4 boys, Nowa studied stars the most soon as he made it in, he truly respects them.

>>34303361
If her height is accurate I don't think 5'2 is very tall

>>34303444
based

>>34303444
so cool...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbOfn-ezxt8

>>34303455
>male
Sorry bro hes straight

>>34303361
>ina
>tall
just because she's taller than Gura and Ame does not mean she's tall

>>34303455
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR I HOPE HE SUCKS IN BED AND THAT YOU END UP STD RIDDEN

>>34303444
based retard

JESAS VESPER ABORT ABORT ABORT

bae, go reel in nowa oji before he says some shit about roberu

HE'S BECOMING

>>34303489
Not after I'm done with him

>>34303421
Bossu

>Used to walk around town wearing pikachu underwear and no pants, because he thought they were shorts
>Set his twitter account's birthdate to his Holostars debut date, got banned for months as a result. This lead to him being known as a baby by the rest of the Holostars
>Once accidentally hijacked the Holostars youtube account and started streaming on it, thinking that it was his own account, and it took him 15 minutes to realize what was going on when his manager messaged him on discord in a panic
>During Sora's birthday stream, when every other holo from every branch stopped streaming, Shien started a horror game stream where he clipped a peg on his face every time he got startled, and had to stop the stream because he was in too much pain
>Did a cooking stream on his vertically filming unsecured phone and ended up recording his feet, got chewed out publicly by his manager and had to delete the VOD. Decided it would still be a good idea to upload it to Twitcast later that night anyways
>Has a crippling ass fetish
>Sang 'nigga' twice in GTAV despite his chat warning him well in advance he probably shouldn't say it
>Once did a DDLC stream where he voiced all the female characters' lines in the highest pitch he could, ended up wearing out his throat and he couldn't stream the next day (he didn't learn his lesson, and did another voice acted DDLC stream later that week)
>Once electrocuted himself to the point of ejaculation on stream
>Formed a team to join a serious vtuber APEX tournament filled with Diamond and Master players, on the condition that everyone in his team use controllers to play. They were last place with no kills
>Fled an anime convention after a girl cornered him and ranted the entirety of The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku at him, leaving an enduring emotional scar
>Made the committee of the first vtuber Apex tourney restart because he couldn't get in
>Later was joined by some chumps named Kawase and Pikamee in the tournament afterparty. Kawase gave most of his equipment to him and was only allowed to go all out when bossu sacrificed himself as a summoning catalyst to provide Kawase with the Mastiff. Kawase then got champion within 10 minutes of Shien's sacrifice
>Had technical problems which caused him to stream during Sora's birthday stream since he streamed an hour late from the original schedule
>Roommate wanted to post a screenshot of a funny post he saw on twitter, but he screenshotted the post on his SHIEN twitter. Post stayed up for 4 months until someone on 5ch pointed it out and the post was deleted 5 minutes later
>In the Among Us collab with all the Holostars, he killed Rikka in front of everyone in the first game and then when called up, he denied it. In the end he was ejected and after that game, everyone decided to kill him as soon as possible because he's always a sus
>Once posted the thumbnail picture of Korone's 2nd anniversary stream on his twitter without any caption. This was later deleted
>Upon hitting the legal age of drinking, he went to an izakaya where he drank multiple cups of Kahlua milk despite being both low tolerance and lactose intolerant. He ended up getting sick to the point of throwing up blood
>Mentioned during his debut that one of his goals was to have his washlet fixed. After one year, multiple scoldings from Oga, and a red superchat from his illustrator asking him to have it fixed, Shien's washlet remains unfixed and he has mentioned being used to the feeling of "being attacked by a hydrocannon"

>>34303429
>>34303430
>>34303438
>>34303450
>>34303464
>>34303468
>>34303476
>>34303507
She is tall enough for me

>>34303387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayfbq3FMhY4

>>34303536
o-ogey

Mane-chan in shambles

>>34303444
kakkoii...

>>34303544
minitako...

>>34303512
Every single time somebody didn't want to go out with me because I was too tall has led to this moment. Womanlets SWERVE

>>34303444
Based, I was too slow and used the old one

>>34303544
Ogey dwarf

>>34303175
Eh, I wouldn't mind, but at least that'd be something worth seething over. Whining about a movie watchalong is incredibly sad.

>>34303550
UOOOHHH SHIEN MY DICK

>>34303410
The schedule has been out since monday. You should've asked in stream for his POV if you actually cared this much to get this upset about it instead of waiting last minute dumb cunt.

>>34303544
takolet.....i hope your oshi becomes your dommy mommy

>>34303579
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34303386
>implying her RM doesn't look like this

>all this euro donations
Alright, fine maybe the euro timeslot isn't so bad after all

>>34303444
What's the fucking point in living if I can never reach this level of cool?

>>34303619
>but at least that'd be something worth seething over
why would anyone seethe over that? just member to all of them

>>34302978
based
poorfags get the rope

Traps is something people would get really upset about, but shotas? that's even worse in the west.

I really want a trap/shota for StarsEN2 but probably they won't do it.

>>34303650
I dont care about RMs

>>34303654
It's barely a tenth of the U.S. SCs.

>someone posted the "it's just 5 dollars" pasta as something vesper said in regards to the watchalong in /#/
>they believed it

I want to be Vesper's ride-or-die hommie

>>34303380
Honestly I'd be relieved if that were the case, leaves people like you out. Anyways, they're new to this Hololive thing and they'll figure it out eventually, or is this a foreboding of the downfall of Hololive as a whole?

>>34303681
I mean if we don't have one in starJP we def won't get one in starEN

NOWA OJI SORRY FOR BEING SHORT AND A STICK I DONT DO IT ON PURPOSE WILL IMPROVE DONT LEAVE ME PLEASE UWAAAAA

>>34303754
he's not even in the same plane of existence with you anymore

>>34303744
>lock everything to own people who'd rather they have common sense

Oy vey, Susan hire this one

>>34303627
>getting this upset and resorting to childish namecalling
Bruv, as I said I was just venting and I didn't post about it in the comments because it didn't come up and I was hoping for them to change it because it did see weird. If they go through it after Nowa's justification I'll just unmember him and stop watching silently. Last post.

>>34303326
>Are you telling me they're going to eventually only do collabs behind membership one at a time
Hopefully they do, then it'll filter out the non member filth out of their stream

>>34303752
We had 2 and currently there's chupado.

>>34303463
But isn’t it kinda uncool to do that when you and your genmates agreed to make it a meme tier? He’s not keeping his promise.

Doesn't pochi fit his type?

Vesper confirmed to prefer women shaped like this

>>34303775
that ass so tiny, Nowa phased into another realm to avoid it

>>34303816
pochi isn't tall, and she's also dying and into little boys

>>34303775
NOO HE IS NOT!!! DON'T SAY THAT HE LOVES ME AND HE WILL WAIT FOR ME

>>34303828
Anon you can't just post that on a blue board!

I think Tempus' stream should be put behind membership so they can get more money.
More money = more project

>>34303828
TH ICC

/mans/, magni is everybody's type... Did Cover do this on purpose?

>>34303810
I'm talking about shota, not traps. The only thing close to a shota we had is Kira and he graduated.

>>34303731
Huh?

>>34303844
give up, anon. he won't even look in your direction, EVER

>>34303357
Pretty much this. There's this guy on twitter, artist, he's always posting new art of his original character - a very young girl with 0 ass but huge tits.
Look at this and tell me it isn't absolutely disgusting. Go on, I dare you.

>>34303901
Him and San as well but San was a genderswap and Sana graduated so yeah......

>>34303681
I have a high pitched voice I might be able to train into sounding even more like a child's. I should start my streaming career so I can get into StarsEN2 as the shota.

>>34303898
yes

>>34303898
he's literally an amorphous blob, he can be whatever you want him to be

>>34303944
i like lolis

VESPER CALLING THEM OUT!

/#/s BTFO

>>34303944
>head wider than hips

NGMI

>>34303944
I would fuck, you just have a bad taste

>>34303898
There is a reason why he was chosen over justin...

HE’S TALKING TRASH ABOUT KRONII OH NO NO NONONO

NUMBERFAGS WATCH OUT

Is Vesper /here/?The only vesties that say he's indirectly trash talking other vtubers are on this board

numberfags in shamble

#fags called out

>>34303793
>don't post in comments
>hope for them to change it without anyone pointing it out in the comments for them to see in the first place
Wow if it isn't the consequence of my own actions. Bye anon.

>>34303904
>>34302191

>>34303944
God shes cute...

I consider myself straight but If magni offered his ass to me I would smash desu

>>34303898
Why does Tempus like ass so much

>>34303980
He's my little blorbo

>>34303357
hck-- that's not true,,, i can exercise and get a mildly bigger butt that way,,, can't fix my height though

>Kronii gives literal zero shit about her existing viewers
Jesas Nowa

>>34303944
SEX

Watchalongs are probably the worst content, it's just boring and i say this as someone who's watched every single one of their oshi's
I got more of a thrill listening to her day before the movie than I did listening to a few noises and silence then a "wow that was a good movie" afterwards

>>34304036
Kek

>>34304043
has it ever been confirmed that altare likes ass?

>>34304043
Everyone cares about ass, not having tits is fine but a flat ass is sad on anyone, male or female

VTWEETERS BTFO'D

>>34303898
>tall
>pettan
>big dumpy
OOOUUUHHHHH

>>34303627
It was a solo watchalong until he said today "btw the boys are joining me see you tomorrow"

>80% on twitter
KRONII DONT LOOK

BASED, VTWEETERS IN SHAMBLES

Vtweeters lmao

>>34304044
i like your shoelaces

VTweeter mald incoming

Noir Oji BTFO everyone today

BRO, GET OFF TWITTER

>>34304139
Thanks I'm gonna use them to kill myself.

>>34304083
Same, I get more enjoyment from my oshi talking about a movie or anime she really liked for 10 minutes than from a whole watchalong

>>34304060
>she also is a titty monster without ass
vesperonii permissions in shamble

MORI BTFO

TWITARDS BTFO

vtweeters getting btfo by nowa-oji

Vtweeters are literally just the faggots who larp with NFT avatars of the vtubing world
they just wanna LARP as part of a collective

>>34304157
ayo

I love unhinged Vesper.
The boys are at their best when they let go like this

What the fuck is a vtweeter

>>34304043
That's because Tempus are mature men with class and taste

vtweeters always manage to have the shittiest opinions on any topic, it's incredible

>I am bending the knee to jack off Twitter
Literally what the fuck did he mean by this?

>>34304115
So it's the other boy's fault for wanting to join in...

>>34304192
Yup, they're not there to make content, they're there to put their shitty opinions into the public space then cry when they get BTFO.

>>34304238
a ""vtuber""" who is indefinitely waiting to debut so they spend all their time grifting on twitter as a twitter account pretending to be a vtuber

Nowa, please, just shut up

>>34304083
That's because you've never watched a good watchalong before. I doubt the boys can do the same, but RLM has some killer watchalongs.

Has nowa ever talked about 2hu, I feel like he's oldfaggy enough to be the only EN member into 2hu

>>34304278
No. I think he should go harder.

>>34304238
"vtubers" who just tweet instead of making content

>>34304238
People who use vtubers to do nothing but tweet and add nothing of value.

Nowa, please, keep going
destroy them, until there is nothing left

>>34304278
SEETHE VTWEETER
SHIT HARDER, NOWA MADE IT AND YOU NEVER WILL IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO HIM

the burnout...

Vesper is too based. If he removed his filter he'd be unstoppable.

I really liked Vesper at debut but nowadays he feels incapable of just relaxing.

>>34304259
Jack Dorsey, aka "Jack Twitter", pretty sure its a reference to "Tim Apple"

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M-6lkoi6L4&ab_channel=MoriCalliopeCh.hololive-EN
APOLOGIZE NOW

>>34304278
>noooo not the heckin kayfabeeeee!!!!
Kill yourself.

>>34304278
Ssshhhh. Let the man speak

>/#/s BTFO’d
>Doubters BTFO’d
>Kronii BTFO’d
>Mori BTFO’d
>NijiEN BTFO’d
Who else did he fucking slay in that segment?

>>34304306
RLM has something of substance to say because they know how movies are made and they do commentary tracks similar to what used to be included in the DVDs of actual movies

>>34304339
I actually like this song

>>34304332
Turns out vtubing's a lot of work when you're not just coasting on being a cute anime girl

>>34304359
90-99% of twitter.

>>34304383
I love early Mori, this song was weaker for me musically BUT I LOVE ITS TANGIBLE EFFECT.

>>34304306
RLM Are a friend simulator.

>>34304332
he's caffeinated and has settled into his current personality.

YOU WILL NEVER JOIN HOLOPRO
SHUT UP, JUST DO IT, YOU WON'T

CAN OF WORMS
10 YEARS WITHOUT SOLACE

>>34304332
desu i think his collab with ollie wasn't the best look optics wise and kind of opened people's eyes what's behind the tired old man

>>34304359

how did kronii and Mori get caught in the fire

>>34304339
If she didn't backpedal and doubled down I'd respect her a lot more

damn he's making me want to graduate

>singing is the most important
>can't sing

>>34304456
They are the enemy!

>>34304473
It's ok Kronii. You can improve

>>34304476
That's why you practice, anon. Just take a look at Nowa and Magni.

>>34304476
well, has he gotten a singing techer/vocal coach yet? he did say sometime ago that he planned to get one

>>34304508
he's practicing and has a coach + producer.

SANA BTFO

COUNCIL BTFO
SANA BTFO
GURA BTFO

>>34304371
I know. Which is why I'm saying that the blanket statement of "watchalongs are the worst content" is untrue.

>>34304473
Male vtuber? Yeah you should "graduate"

gura's streaming hours called out...

why is this a consistent topic on tempus streams
no other branch talks this much about joining holopro, i get that they want to shill their open recruitment but jesus christ you guys just got here
they talk about this shit in the last 2 months than ive seen EN + ID talk about it in 2 years

>>34304469
Do you really think cover wouldn't order her to stand down? She REALLY wants to #owndah8ers like a """real rapper"""(eminem, mg kelly, riff raff), but "unfortunately, idol culture is a thing".

Why can't Vesper just say "start grinding your indie channel, dumbfuck. They do not hire nobodies."

well? did she show them?

Did Sana just get caught in the crossfire too now?

>cant sing
>mediocre at art
>mediocre at gaming

i should just give up, i do enjoy the zatsudan stuff though...i love socializing....

>This is literally Sana...

>>34304535
source on this? I might have missed that segment

>>34304508
>>34304535
No singer coach yet, he said he will be getting one in November

>>34304582
axel got in

KRONII AHINILATED

>>34304473
Say that after you debut vtweeter.

Holy shit he's shitting on most of EN

>>34304589
YES

>>34304564
Vesper is autistic and literally can't not talk about a topic if it's brought up.

Vesper thinks to high of COVER

>Consistently do streaming
HoloENs could take that to heart

>>34304564
yea it's a bit too much at times. perhaps they're overly optimistic

>>34304591
start streaming then

>>34304595
Sana...Ayame..LA+..

>>34304578
What, she's be the first to say she's nothing like "real rappers"

>>34304584
show what to who?

Sana....
Vesper should be one of the interviewer for future auditions

>>34304591
YAGOO said he looks at more than just singing / art. If you know basic video editing you're golden too, as well as being sociable.

NO SURVIVORS IN THIS STREAM KEK

>>34304591
Just like Nowa and Ame.

>>34304582
Because 3/4 Tempus members were also relative nobodies, Axel was a 1view

sanalites.....you are here right? hermanos?

>>34304476
There you go, you heard the man, practice.

>>34304582
Axel was a literal nobody 1view with 1k subs

>>34304637
He is right but Sana was favouritism hire

>bro just lift and you'll get jacked
that's literally not how it works

>>34304667
what's the casualties?

Men really are superior. Vast majority of female streamers coast on being cute girls

NATUREFAGS BTFO
NURTURECHADS RISE UP

>>34304591
I thought you were talking about Nowa himself.
Since you're most likely a girly (because posting cats), none of that really matters. See IRyS.

>>34304582
Axel is the biggest nobody they've hired since HololiveJP gen 2 which was open auditions for blank slates

>>34304682
>>34304688
That's still something, by nobody I mean literally has never made content

I'm disappointed in myself. Nowa literally just asked us to not think he's calling someone in particular out but names keep popping up in my head

>>34304706
excuses

>>34304582
Because he doesn't think that considering he was a literal nobody that got hired

Do I even wanna check catalog?

>>34304432
I have no idea what you are talking about but, nice
so, what about worms?

>>34304682
Deez was really popular and Vesper was a 3 view. 2/4.

>>34304706
there is a bit more to it, but he's still right.

>>34304737
nope, check commandments

>>34304608
Axel and Nowa were both indies though

>>34304654
Streaming consistantly for a full year.

>>34304734
You've been shitposting for too long bro...it's time to rest

>>34304735
he's made content before. No one hires a person that doesn't have a portfolio.

>>34304564
Maybe they're just excited about the idea of having more people to collab with since they're the only StarsEN guys?

It will likely take several months before anyone actually gets anywhere close to debut, so I don't think it's bad that they're encouraging people to apply now

>>34304700
Sana wasn't. She unironically just had a bigger resume than anybody in EN besides Gura, and even with Gura it's debatable.

>>34304706
Axel would look at you in contempt. Don't use my oshi to excusepost

>>34304717
>Can't sing
>Irys
Sure bro

>I hope Kronii Senpai is ok
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS WAS THAT

>I hope Kronii-senpai's okay
Not after this stream she won't be kek

>>34304706
Yes it does? Just because it takes time doesn't mean you will never reach your goals.

>>34304748
>Vesper was a 3 view
barely, he never got into the 200 range

that fly? me

>>34304700
Sana has a stronger portfolio and resume than 98% of Hololive
If Magni is allowed to run his mouth about "they'd be retarded to not hire me", they'd be retarded to not have hired Sana on paper

>can't sing
>can't draw
>okay at gaming but not super good like high rank in league or some other popular multiplayer game
>autistic so i'm bad at maintaining constant conversation

>>34304706
Worked for me.
Maybe you are just not lifting correctly

>>34304706
this lunnaito ain't natty. why aren't you strong like lunnaito prime

>>34304469
>Vtweeters

>>34304709
I haven't been keeping count but he just fired at Kronii.

>>34304865
>ruining grandpa's food
fuck you.

KRONII BTFO AGAIN

>>34304733
reality
>>34304757
nope he's not right at all
physique is 90% genetics unless you're willing to pump yourself full of roids

KRONII HATES HERSELF

Vesper is fully guns out today

I love my Subway talk, thank you Nowa.

vesper calling kronii a moldy hag

>>34304782
being a nobody and being a good content creator aren't exclusive, he was a nobody because he wasn't well known not because he didn't have a portfolio

>>34304797
Yet things didn’t work somehow, whenever it was for heath issues or who knows, things in the end didn’t work so I guess a big resume means really little then

>>34304874
>If Magni is allowed to run his mouth about "they'd be retarded to not hire me"
sauce

>>34304917
"physique is 90% genetics" kek
lmao
put the fucking ice cream down fatty!

>>34304874
thing is, she didn't give a fuck about applying until Ina told her to give it a try. She easily made it in with her portfolio and only a little with Ina's recommendation

>>34304858
Probably because model debuff pretty sure

They can play historical games, no? Kiara played AoE2.

>>34304877
>autistic
You're like 70% of the way there already anon! Don't give up!

>>34304958
nta but i think it was the first drawing stream, not sure tho

Wrong Vespy...
Yagoo's house of Broken Girls (and Boys)

>>34304917
You absolutely can get jacked by lifting. That's the entire fucking point.

>>34304939
is he wrong?

>>34304877
>tfw ok at singing
>ok at drawing
>okay to adept at a variety of game genres
>actually good enough at bullshitting to slip into a conversation
>WORTHLESS INCEL VOICE that is too deep to be a shota and too high to be conventionally attractive, it is JUST in the sour spot And it comes entirely out of my nose from what I'm told, though I know that can be fixed.

>>34304952
???????

>>34304958
loopstation membership stream #1

>>34304748
Deez didn’t have the best ccv but had good video views

Oh fuck Nowa, this stream is really bad.

>m*ri
>zatsudan
yeah nah

>>34304989
Fauna is playing Civ today so yeah shouldnt be an issue

>>34304917
>physique is 90% genetics unless you're willing to pump yourself full of roids
you've literally never lifted a weight in you life