/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

my wife

Gura cute Gura cute!

give me one thousand strawberry

My faith in the shark girl idol will never wane!

>>34251864

My onahole!

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>34251938
this image continues to remain true

I love Gura the most!

I believe!

Anyway as I was saying,
>>34251183#
I mean, he has a point. With how much time these projects are taking it's starting to get dull. Besides what's the most she did for the stuff like the 3d live? Like yeah it was a big endeavor, but at most she:
1) did some cringe, but cute voice acting
2) sung like 5 songs
2) And cute, like Management told her

And that's it, the hired dancers and camera team took care of the rest. Like it wasn't that much work.

Will /#/ finally groom us into taking up arms against Gura this time? Will Nijis groom us into harrassing our oshi like they did with Kronii? I guess we'll find out!

>>34251882
You can't eat them in time they're gonna go bad

>>34251999
Sir, I DM'd your Bad Rats Steam code.

how you doing lil chumbies?
hope you're having fun without a cute shark streaming :3c

>>34251999
>hired dancers
retard
Might as well have this argument again if we're timelooping.

>>34251882

Can you imagine the smell

>>34252100
We can argue as many times as you want, but that wasn't Gura dancing lol

>>34252003
I'll never understand why people want to bait a raid so bad when they can do it themselves, is it the "I have no trident" fear?

>MIA
Is she going to perform with Ogayu today? It's the fattycatty's concert after all.

>>34252119
Gabby is nasty, we know

>>34252276
she stick tail up her butt

>>34251999
They clearly hired a singer and voice actress as well. Gura retired ages ago.

>>34252119

>>34252169
Gura is in Japan so it might be her

>>34252276
Makes sense that it's Gabby. We know Gura smells good.

So now that Gura is in Japan who do you think will rape her first? Shion? Okayu? Matsuri? So many potential rapists..

I thought some of you were joking when you said that Gura wasn't going to stream till October, but it's looking like that's what's going to happen.

>>34252262
do they have a song together?
collabs during sololives happen but they tend to be related to having collab releases (was the case for Suisei and Aqua's, Watame's was fully solo + Calli's vocals for Cloudy Sheep, since she didn't have a 3D back then)

>>34252507
My money is on Marine

>>34252507
Yagoo.

>>34252507
>Gura is in Japan
Proof?

>>34252558

>>34251999
Don't try to reason with the people here. It's been taken over by discord yesmen and ledditor hug box types

>>34252558
She'll be the surprise guest at Okayu's concert tomorrow.

>>34252635
Sir please check your DM for McDonalds apple pie coupon

>>34252558
Watch streams

>Projects end
>Streams even less
What did she mean by this?

>>34252735
Its tempus' fault, not her fault

>>34252735
It means she hates her fans

>>34252735
Gura HATES us

>>34251999
I'll have patience for Gura's projects, but Cover stuff needs to fuck right off.
Fuck off with any backlog of sponsorships
Fuck off with sudden recordings
Fuck off with any pending collab requests manager has waiting
Fuck off with worthless meetings
Fuck off with any corpo-forced skits
Fuck off with outfit reveals, focus on getting IRyS done

Just let her be herself for like 3-4 months, get her rhythm back so she can make streaming to us part of her daily routine again.

>>34252735
>>Projects end
who decided that?

Reminder to post Gura artwork if you want your criticism to be taken seriously.

>She hates her fans
ogey

>>34252859
this

>>34252872
This shrimp is dying because of NoStreams

>>34252836
Right... Blame Cover for Gura's laziness

>>34252859
the """chumbuds""" bitching nonstop can't even manage to save a gura pic, it's falseflagging 101 and they are failing somehow

>>34252966
>no artwork
opinion discarded

Nobeta stream soon. I can feel it.

>>34252836
Only thing I'll blame Cover here is that they don't force Gura to stream, but her not streaming as of late is mostly her own choice.

>>34252674
>>34252712
That is not proof

>>34252836
It will only get worse.

>>34252712
I've watched every stream. She isn't in Japan, tard.

>>34253036

>>34252735
XD

>>34253166
>no art
>I’ve watched every stream
dyrbi

Gura hates me but if I lover her I win.

>>34253036
nope, scuffed member's stream on saturday while she asses the damages of her streaming station

>>34252712
>I assure you, it's not that hard. Her ass is nowhere near Japan.

>>34252262
Yes go watch Okayu concert she'll be there

>>34253166
Cope

>>34252836
I don't think anyone would have a problem with any of these things if she just spent a little more time with us. I can't speak for anyone else, but I want her to follow her dreams and become the best version of herself. She's my idol after all.
Most of us just don't want to see her become the next Ayame, Aqua, Shion, or Marine in terms of being with their fans.

She doesn't hate her fans, she just hates her paypigs who act like drama queens. She got the brain of a 14yo girl, drama is too much to handle for her.

I am glad that most of the shitposters are ESL monkeys, making them easy to spot
t.ESL monkey

giving away my rep moves for when Gura isn't streaming, no more time to do myself:
> search "gawr gura cosplay" on Images and apply Latest search filter, look through all results to end, clicking on any hashtags and scrolling
>repeat above but use Japanese inputs, including using just simply "hololive cosplay" in JP
>search "Gura" on YT and sort by upload date, scroll until you get videos from months ago (weird susan behaviour)
>above but search "hololive audition" to find autism for hlgg
>search equivalent of "hololive erotic" on google in JP and filter by new
>click on the JAV site and look if there are new hololive-themed JAVs
>azure-gallery reps
>nijie reps
etc etc coomer reps

shut up and look at this

I hope she never streams again so you whiny complainers can fuck off. A 5 day break is not a big deal go touch grass if it bothers you that much.

>>34252836
Thing is, Gura finds that stuff exciting and wants to interact with managers/professionals/coworkers more.
It is what it is. She committed to being our real girlfriend, which is a pretty big deal, and I want to be her ideal romantic relationship and not demand too much of her time when she's enjoying her career.
Besides, she's always thinking about what we'd like when she's working on projects. Hell, one of those projects probably really is the ASMR love nest and she'll have some intense fun with us when it's ready.

>>34253330
I feel you. I just wanted to spend more time with her, collabs are ok but they should't replace our solo time, it's been 10 days since last real stream. It feels already so far away like she isn't there anymore.

>>34253337
But 14yo girls love drama. If anything she's more mature than most people and anyone here in that particular regard, but that doesn't fit neatly on her character sheet

>>34253330
What if becoming the next Ayame, Aqua or Shion ((is)) her dream, anon?

>>34253413
>She committed to being our real girlfriend, which is a pretty big deal
stop making shit up retard kys she merely sang fansa and never said anything about romance.

>>34253413
Source: My Swampy ass

>>34253500
lol

just curois, how many of you have been in LDRs before?

>>34253500
Watch streams.

>>34253500
>replying to love nest autist

>>34251882
Gura no, they're out of season, they'll be shipped from far away and not taste as good.

>>34253483
Gura loves Aqua and Shion so it makes sense. Those two don't even need to try hard and have legions of fans. Gura is exactly like them.

>>34253547
Me, I ocasionally took a flight to fuck her once every few months though

RETARTED SCHIZO DOXFAG DISCORD STALKER ANON I SUMMON THEE BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL
RISE, RISE AND TELL US WHAT GURA HAS ACTUALLY BEEN DOING LATELY

>>34253550
>look she said she likes her fans like in the beginning of 2021 that one time in that members stream and she posted heart emoji in chat yeah she totally wants to be in a relationship with me right now I swear

>>34253550
You keep saying this. I don't think it's the master play you think it is. She thinks we're amusing, no more. And it should stay that way, for the sake of all the mentally ill chumbuds.

>switching angles again

>>34253411
Hey normalfag, imagine if your loved one or girlfriend or whatever disappeared for 5 days without warning and you had no way to reach her.
The only difference is that we know she is most likely safe because she's liked things on twitter and Fauna said she talked to her.

>>34253542
It's literally what Gura told us herself.

>>34253500
Fuck off Twitter. Gura always commited to being our girlfriend.

>>34253590
she's doing me

>>34253576
this except she never put out for years and years

The only posts worth reading have art attached, just a heads up.

>>34253590
She's playing with her gock

>>34253500
Sucks that he doesn't want Gura's top tier gfe content.

>>34253605
>>34253606
Damn, the homobeggars are still raiding.

>>34253590
Easy. She cohabits with her nordic bf and she spent the past week doing baby-making sex with him. Next question.

>>34253656
this.

>>34253590
putting up boards on her windows with nails, one board a day

>>34253617
She's not your girlfriend buddy. She doesn't owe you shit. Only cover should be able to make any demand of her since they pay her directly

>>34251975

She's not even gay you retard

How did we choose our oshi so well?

>>34253724
yeah, she's mine

>>34253656
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
SEX SEX SEX

My children

>>34253756
Superior intellect

>>34253786
I can see her bagene

>>34253547
yup. she put icecubes in her butt on webcam. then i flew over to her and fucked her and earned my red wings.

thanks you for cupon sirs

I'm glad we all agree only posts with Gura attached are worth paying mind to.

>>34253756
following the cuteness

>>34253622
She literally LITERALLY never said anything romantic towards her fans other than "thank you" or "I love you" after they buttered her up for whatever reason that day and when she says it it's pretty fucking obvious she doesn't mean anything romantic with it.

>>34253693
You're the only one in the whole thread who mentioned homos.

>>34253926
watch member streams. oh wait.

>>34253926
>Imply Gura doesn't have her ASMR love nest ready to go for a KU100 lingerie undressing stream
sad

>>34253756
Ny*****s says that shit all the time. Are you implying she's a superior oshi?

>>34253724
I understand you're an illiterate retard, but you're surprising even me.
1) It was just an example.
2) Your talk about owing people things makes you sound like an autist or feminist that's never cared about anyone or been cared about by anyone in your entire miserable isolated life.
3) No one is making any demands. wishing someone would spend time with you is not demanding they spend time with you, you autistic fuck.
3) She absolutely is my girlfriend. She's my beautiful shark goddess and there's literally fuck-all you can do about it.

>>34253701
Yeah, me

>>34253966
timestamp or kys retard

>>34253619
I'm sure it is. What else did the voices in your head tell you? Give us the deets

>>34253623
i actually laughed, thank (You)

>>34253995
hit 3 twice. oh well.
the point still stands.

>>34254054
her lovebombs are for me to enjoy, and for you too search for, after you pay for membership.

Why does our virginal princess maiden oshi who's never been seen naked by anyone other than doctors and family upset them so much?

What is the consensus on sharkbutt

>>34253926
I've been watching Gura since debut and yes, she's highly romantic with us. Easier to tell if you are a member.

>>34253926
It's obvious who you are when you make up bullshit about Gura not loving her chumbies romantically. She even specifically said it's not kayfabe.

Why hasn't she streamed in over a week?

>>34254167
inaccurate but gura likes it so nobody minds.

>>34254167
we like it

>>34254167
the consensus is that my tongue and nose belong between her sweaty buttcheeks.

>>34254118
twitchtards unironically think every woman is a roastie. meanwhile my sister is 27 and a virgin despite being told by stranger's that she's cute, just because shes a bit of a shy neet.

>>34254105
>moving the goalpost
As expected from someone who makes shit up on 4chan. She never said she loved her fans in a romantic way. NEVER.

>>34254184
acts of god.

>>34253701
The guy you're cuckposting about was literally playing DBD all day yesterday on stream. He is not where she is. If you were /here/ at all yesterday, you'd know that.

>>34254105
In case you're wondering, there are no "lovebombs" as this guy claims lmao

She is however, extremely grateful for her fans, and appreciates them all. Basically her words can't express how thankful she is, so she would rather express it in her words and work, yada yada. You get the gist.

>>34253984
the lovenest is subermerged by now...

>>34254221
Fucking kill yourself faggot. Gura is gfe prime

>>34254221
go scrub through the thing watchalong. but you have to find it yourself. There are many others. But you obviously don't want to hear it anyway and don't want to love her so why bother?

>>34254221
Now post length of membership

>>34254239
>a 30yo guy can't take a plane to fly to another country and live with his wife because.... because

>>34254266
her lovebombs are extremely rare, there's only a few, but she uses them sparingly so they're all the more powerful.

>>34254167
Unlike cowtits, a fat ass does not detract from the perfect form of a goob

>>34254221
>Maid stream unfinished
Opinion discarded.

>>34253984
There's no way Gura isn't checking to make sure it's picking up the sound of her skirt lift just right.

>>34254340
Youtube isn't accurate.

wheres the 3d

Gura figuratively sucked our dicks and we're arguing if she's romantic with us? She even goes out of her way to drop hints how she's a maiden and telling us how no one has seen her naked.

>>34254329
As in there are none. Anon she's never done anything remotely related to what you posted. Not even in members. Again, she is very sweet to all her fans, but that's just her nature.

>>34254197

>>34254307
...because he's in the military and can't just abandon his duties at a moments notice. But you didn't even know that because you're a newfag tourist.

>>34254284
lmao she's nothing like a gfe

>>34254290
So basically you're making shit up and expect others to give up on calling you out if they leave the thread to go watch stuff that they already watched and that don't contain absolutely anything of relevance to our current discussion.

You win the fucking cup buddy, there's many pathetic people around here but you win the fucking cup. Are you her manager? her brother? her tranny friend?

>>34254440
is that why she likes lewd artwork late at night so she can masturbate with her chumbies?

>>34254284
>Gura
>Gfe

Yikes.

>>34254452

>>34254468
Nah I've seen his fagbook but that was years ago.

>>34254470
>lmao she's nothing like a gfe
t. grayfag

>cuckposting followed by GFE antis
Lmao

JWU is goobus still dead?

>>34254480
If that helps the voices in your head stay quiet, sure I guess.

Where do nudists keep their phone?

>>34254551
armpit

>Gura isn't GFE
Meanwhile she gives a rose to our fanbase representation on stream and proceeds to sing love songs.
Why are you guys even replying to him?

>>34254470
oh.. okay.. so you're just a beligerant fuckhead. not wasting any more time on you. I won this arguement. Too lazy to scrub through a video to see when Gura shows her romantic feelings for us, then I'm too lazy to bother with you anymore.

>>34254438
Fauna definitely saw her naked. The dick sucking stream was the best.

>>34254530
I was merely replying to the summon.

>>34254551
clap of her asscheeks

>>34254569
Because she likes love songs, anon. She's stated this a million times. Do you even watch her?

>>34254438
She wants to use haptics on us, too. She doesn't even need to use the haptics herself to give us that experience, and yet she was entirely talking about how she wanted to be the one feeling us up.

>>34254543
only voice i hear in my head is hers gagging on my cock.

>>34254622
This is what Gura likes and what she imagines herself doing for her gigashrimp (me)

Jesus. I took a nap for a couple hours and the thread is even worse

>>34254551
Nudists are usually concerned about getting away from society and enjoying nature.
So they probably don't bring one or they keep it in a backpack or something.

>>34254581
>I win this argument

Lmao

>>34254626
ah i get it, you're just here for coupons

>>34254481
>t. grayfag tourist

>>34254331
For sure

Ignoring posts that don't have artwork really works, try it.

towa

I have a confession to make, buds. I'm the gigashrimp

>20 minutes left
>no likes/tweets/posts/frames
She 100% completely, totally and absolutely hates her fans and I'm fucking mad because I love her like I never loved anyone before but I cannot even send her a message because she has DMs closed and she doesn't read tweets that aren't fanart. Fuck this I'm going to sleep, still in love with her more than ever before but my will to go on is fading away.

PAY ATTENTION TO MY POST

I love Gura.
I do my reps while waiting for her.
And yes, she absolutely is my girlfrienddaughterwife!
Simple as

>>34254695
Here fuckhead: https://youtu.be/olbw96FIQN4?t=1754 (i gave a bit of time for context)
Now post cute Guras for half an hour as repentance, or fuck off and never come back.

>>34254763
i figured that out a year ago
>>34254802

Remember, at one point, Gura changes the lyrics of A man without love to "lonely is a shark without love." Something is definitely going on. And why would she sing that if she has all of us who love her. I thought she loved us?

>>34254797
She has more in common with this one, I think...

>>34254508
get in there and get a taste chumbie

>>34254182
>Even specifically said it's not Kayfabe

Man I wish I could be as delusional as this. It sounds like fun.

>>34254849
That's not romantic love. Also, that's 2020 Gura, you can't consider anything before around February 2021 as herself. So fucking awkward, she would never talk like that today.

>>34254818
Can't you just watch someone else for the time being?

>>34254733
>>34254622
>>34254452
>>34254331
stop posting these images sir, I am trying to eat an icey cone with my family and my brother already saw the ass when I set my phone down

I have a confession
I enjoy baiting baiters

Looks like we won't be hearing from Gura for awhile
https://poweroutage.us/area/state/florida

I come from the future and the next shark stream is on Sunday.

>>34253401
yeah, my wife

I suggest all threadshitters do as I'm about to do, and hit the gym. You should improve yourselves

>>34254890
>22 streams in 2022
nah

>>34254694
I can see why they said to just give up on raiding /ggg/. They get easily mindbroken by the fact that Gura wants to be in a romantic relationship with her chumbies.

>>34254955
fine, stay miserable and alone, no skin off my shoulder.

>>34254994
Yeah, in like 2 weeks after she gets power back

>>34254969
i hope brother enjoys the gurass

>>34254922
>>34254955
I do wonder what will be the next approach.
Right now they are going crazy on the "Gura is not gfe" narrative

>>34254969
Oh nyo

I'm glad we finally agree Gura is in a romantic relationship with us.

>>34255038
If Gura is GFE she'll do another RP stream before the year ends. She won't. Not GFE.

>>34255053
>>34254870

>>34254969

>>34254955
and for 2022 gura, watch the maid RP stream again, her actions that stream speak louder than words. She did that stream for us, an act of love. But your emotionless robot brain wouldn't see it that way anyway would it?

Gura will you able to stream or post something tomorrow instead radio silence?? I mean the electricity has to be restored by tomorrow in the morning in many sectors right?

>>34254849
Yes, she's grateful to her fans and loves them very much for giving her the opportunity to be a part of Hololive and a part of this community. She feels very loved. And? That's literally what the other dude said.

How is it possible to take this even remotely out of context lol

>>34255006
I walked for a whole hour today.

>>34255053
There's so many examples, of Gura wanting to fall deeper in love with us. The way she mentioned wanting haptic feedback 5 times this year alone is so telling.

>>34255151
The haptic feedback thing is hardly proof anon. It's a cute idea at best

>>34254823
sauce?

>>34255151
That will be restricted to conventions. She'll eventually get a home version and keep making excuses to not use it just like she is with handcam.

>>34254969
Enjoy

>>34255111
No. There are 2 5 million people without power in Flordia. If she is affected, it could take at least a week to get power back. Depends on where she lives

>>34255121
>the other dude
so this is a raid then. enjoy your giftcards then or whatever it is you're trying to achieve. I'm gonna go do a shit and think about my wife.

>>34254969
You should share with your brother

>>34255170
https://twitter.com/ArcadiaMKII

>>34255151
>>34254870

what were your favorite moments of GFE with gura? her trying her best to slurp on our 'lolipop' was very cute

>>34254890
Does Gura have more or less?

>>34255180
The US isn't Haiti, foreigner bud.

>>34255180
Why are we under the assumption that she is in Florida, or the southern United States in general

>>34255218
The 3dio ASMR when she nibbled on our ears after saying "You want me even closer?"

>>34255177
>Blonde whore pic
>Shit take
Everytime

>>34255234
You know why.

>>34255111
>>34255180
It took half a month to restore power to 90% of affected customers in Louisiana when a high-cat 4 hurricane hit them last year.

>>34255254
That's a good one. I like when she tried her best to share her heartbeat with us.

>>34255180
This shit again. She's not, and has never lived, in Florida. Jesus Christ, get that through your fucking skulls.

>>34255255
And never failed to do so

>>34255254

>>34255180
>it could take at least a week to get power back
this isn't third world country retardchama. They will restore the power between Friday-Saturday

>>34254797
Tura...

>>34255294
Hearing that live was something else... A deeper connection was made.

>>34255218
Some time around last December/January, she said "I love you" to us twice, repeating herself after she saw everyone in chat say it back. That's when I knew she really was serious about us.

>>34255177
It will probably be more comparable to the heartrate monitor, right down to her mentioning she wants to use it but not having it ready.

>>34255180
>>34255293
scuffed member's anniversary from a portable setup will be the next stream, screencap this

>>34255303
doxxfags know the truth.

>>34255399
he also knows. hurricane's ruining his cuckposting kek

>>34255358
I sometimes play that on repeat and nut to it

>>34255303
care to explain the alert, then?

>>34255397
anon it will be that anyways. Tomorrow at least

I really wish she could talk about what she experienced this week. I've never been in that kind of situation before.

>>34255510
She'll say something like she had a bad week, look at chat spamming about the hurricane, and imply that they're right. Yet despite all but confirming it she won't talk about it. Fucking stupid state of affairs.

>s-she's not in Florida
>she's on her standard 5 day break
come on guys, I know you wanna keep doxx knowledge downplayed and shit, but jesas

>>34255418
shitposters usually post "lazy" but now they can't because doxxfags knew she lives around Florida, not near the coast or Tampa at least.

>>34255571
At this point a standard 5 day break isn't out of the question.

>>34255556
She could say "bad cloud named Ian messed with me and my internet for the entire week uwu"

>>34255218
I love the moment where she tells us she loves us at the end of the gift wrapping stream. There's a lot of moments from the member streams but I can't remember the exact stream / timestamp.

>she lives in florida
how do you manage to reach this conclusion?

>>34255674
most of us live close to our parents.

Just thinking about Gura...

>>34255647
Yeah, me, my name is Ian

>>34255674
watch streams

>>34255574
>not near tampa
haha, yeah

>>34255731
Well fuck you. Look at what you did.

If you truly care about Gura, you can search the archives and find the facts.
Those of us who know already know, though

>>34255734
have sex

>>34255674
She even worked in fucking disney as Turist Guide. I mean really? also many hints and the Siren

Horny brat... Arrest correction is needed...

>>34255734
>Because watching streams will definitely reveal her location guys, trust me

Fuck off

>>34255574
The storm moved inland, so even eastern FL is affected

>>34255828
We're into the making shit up phase, I see.

>>34255834
>Shitposter hasn't watched streams

>>34255856
Yeah but Tampa got the worse

>>34255744
>actually near naval base mayport
>radio silent while europe blaming US Navy for Nordstream Leak

>>34255894
Worse, it's a redditspacer

>>34255870
denial phase, I see

>>34255770
>inb4 but that's doxx shit!
All the evidence you could possibly need is found in publicly available stream VODs
Dig through the archives and you'll find the answers. You just have to know what to search
And pray for Gura's safety, Amen

>>34255870
Holy shit, are you for real??

>>34255828
Never once did she say that

>>34255870
There's legitimate doxx that would give you an idea where she is. The area has millions of people though. If you think that people here knowing she's in southern FL puts her in danger then go ahead and say I'm making shit up.

>>34255972
There's one members stream too

>>34255993
Yes, it's the working at Disney part I'm saying is making shit up.

Goob hasn’t liked anything for two days…

>>34255993
*western, not southern

>>34256031
No power

>>34256031
She's homeless, anon. She has more urgent matters.

>>34256031
It's hard to like things when you got killed by a hurricane

>>34256031
nope, still 1 day assuming she doesn't like anything within 4 hours.

She isn't dead right..?

>>34256122
>4 hours
It's around 9 hours until she hits 2 days.

>>34254167
This isn’t realistic at all. Gura can’t cook.

>>34256125
Should we spam or sent akasupa to the other streams about gura situation?

gimpy gorplaan

>>34256122
If she doesnt like anything in 4 hours then it becomes 1 day of no likes is what you mean.

So my future father-in-law is kind of an asshole, huh?

Imagine, if you will, holding this girl close and tight as she tells you through her tears how much she cares about you before you kiss her passionately.

>>34256236
I mean, why's he fucking doing this? Doesn't he realize he's causing trouble for everyone?

>Okayu sololive
Is that going to be similar to Holofes where it's like augmented reality?

>>34255988
She didn't have to. Her speech wasn't from a disney fan at all.

Hey Gura are you still alive? Show us a sign!

>>34256369
Haptic feedback will let us do that for real.

>>34256389
>wrong
>admits he's wrong
At least you're honest. Now never lie about Gura's past employment again.

>>34255988
NTA, but if you'd have ever gone there before, you would have realized she was talking exactly like one of the guides at the beginning of the collab and multiple times throughout it as well.

>>34256461
Gura had a lot jobs in the past. Tourist Guide was one of them.

>there's been a storm or something
Ame confirmed rescuing Gura right now.

This is genuinely devastating if she has no other place to go

>>34256461
It's not our fault you've never been to a Disney theme park before, anon. Are you a foreigner?
Is that why you didn't understand the way she was talking clearly indicated experience there?

>>34256539
>>34256599
Has Gura said she worked there? No. You saying she did is pure speculation. Quit repeating it as if it's fact.

>>34255828
she has at the very least been to the Disneyworld in Florida, according to the Disney sponsor stream.
It's heavily implied by her and her friends during the Disney stream that she might have been a tour guide or might have worked at Disneyworld at some point due to her Disney knowledge, but it's not definitive or anything

>>34256532
This. You could argue she's just been there many times and heard it a lot but the guide thing is optional.

I just hope she's doing ok

>>34256648
truly denial phase

Regardless of anything else, I don't believe anyone who has worked at a theme park would still enjoy that theme park

>>34256652
>Disney knowledge
more specifically, knowledge of the park itself

>>34256723
You never go with your friends or family?
Sad

>>34256652
She explained that she follows Disney blogs about the park once.

>>34256782
Also the resorts

>>34256384
no, most sololives tend to be screen streams unless it's AZKi or Sora, who make specific arrangements

>>34256648
>speculation.
Anon.... this isn't mere speculation.
I know it's not exactly the same, but if someone started talking to you about metabolic pathways and the biological mechanisms of specific medications, you wouldn't be insane to think he had a career in medicine or biology. The way she was speaking indicated training and an extreme level of familiarity. She was talking exactly the same way that their guides do. Why do you think everyone was so impressed with her during that collab?

>>34256723
Disney World is HUGE, it's hard to get bored of it, especially if your job has you in one area the whole time. My cousin worked at Space mountain and was Pluto at one point. He takes his family multiple times a month.

>>34256652
It's like train otaku in Japan knowing more than the driver and station staffs

Dum thread

>>34256868
You're stating a guess as if it's fact. Quit getting your panties in a twist over someone calling you out for it.

>>34256723
People who work at parks love going to that shit. They have secret knowledge, can get deals, give free rides to certain people. All kinds of shit just because they work there. Depending on the job, they may hate their job specifically, but there's still a lot to like about the actual park and the extra privileges that come with having a job there

>>34256884
oh no
she spilled yogurt all over herself

>>34256369
>>34256410
After a romantic stream holding hands in VR, she'll offer a kiss and say no funny business, but then she won't pull away as she struggles not to giggle from feeling all the chumbie tongues trying to slip in between her lips, until finally she gets curious enough to part her lips and enjoy the full experience.

>>34256652
>It's heavily implied by her and her friends during the Disney stream that she might have been a tour guide or might have worked at Disneyworld at some point
More like she spent an unbelievable amount of time watching those infomercials that Disney resorts, hotels, and condo complexes run all day on a loop.

>>34256120
I hate to be a concernfaggot, but this shit is starting to get scary

>>34256997
I CAN SAVE HER

>>34256648
No. Gura said she used to clean houses. Never said she worked at disney

>>34256953
I wonder what would happen if you stab or punch a feedback vest. Would the other person feel the blow like you're some kind of Walmart brand Sith lord?

>>34256697
>>34256868
Gura never worked at Disney. She has never said that. She did say that she used to clean houses

>>34256652
>>34255828
it was not implied she is a tour guide. What was implied is that her parents are well off and frequently took her to disney where she heard the tour multiple times, she is an autist and she reads/watches disney news stuff.
Disney has a program for college kids to work there for a semester. I know people who have done that, but Gura never got into college and was a janny instead. Remember her story about someone clogging the toilet at 7 am on a saturday and telling her to clean it up?

>>34257090
denialchama take your meds

I'm really bored.

>>34257011
>image
I cannot even begin to imagine how news like that should or could even be handled by Cover in a respectful or palatable way...
Fuck, stop it. She'll be fine

>>34257086
No, you would just stab the space in front of you where the person is standing in VR, and their feedback vest would interpret that data.

>>34257157
>her parents were well off
>she had a job cleaning toilets
???

>>34256920
I never stated it as fact since I'm not the same anon, but it's extremely likely that he's correct.
Even if she wasn't a tour guide, the level of familiarity she displayed with the layout of the park and all the other little details she talked about would be very unlikely to be possessed by someone who only went there once a year. The US is huge and so to be that familiar with the park, you pretty much would have to have lived there to go that many times.

You're either a foreigner that thinks they know better than the people who live here or you're a beligerant, pedantic asshole who refuses to acquiesce to reason.

should i just eat the ban and post the doxx to end this coping about her not living there?

>>34255353
>>34255231
You absolute tards. They have already said it will take weeks to restore power to everyone. We had a tropical storm hit that knocked out power for like 7 fucking days and I'm in the U.S. too. You retards have no idea what you are talking about.

Good thing Gura is a retard and fucked up the house hunting saga. doing renters insurance things is much easier than replacing parts of your house, especially due to water/flood damage which are not covered by normal insurance.
I wonder if all her nice shit was upstairs, because she did say her apartment had stairs.
>yfw the water heater might have been destroyed
so long as she saved anything sentimental, I think the worst she might have to deal with is having to buy a new pc

>>34257201
So you're telling me I can, potentially, kill someone if it interprets it well enough?

>>34257206
????
maybe she didnt want to be a fucking leech retard?

I still haven't gotten an answer to my question from the Gura loves us retards. Care to explain this.
>>34254870

>>34257206
her parents made her clean toilets for other rich people because they thought it was funny and because Gura was being a lazy neet

>>34257207
It's one of the most well documented places on the planet. She could have learned every single thing she knows about it without having set foot in the park herself, all through the internet. Do I think that happened? No. But one could do that.

Listen tards. Gura has never said she worked at Disney. She only said that she worked as a house cleaner. Tards

>>34257294
Who fucking cares. I want hurt chumbuds with haptic feedback vests, it'll be funny.

>>34257275
Gura didn't fuck up house hunting. She went to see if she wanted to live somewhere, and it turned out she didn't. Presumably. She wouldn't actually tell us but that is likely what happened. Fucking up would be deciding to live there anyway and hating her life.

>>34257250
Thats just Tampa with their old line eletrical surge. and will be for a month to them.

>>34257277
Only if they for some reason designed their vest so that if they die in the game, they die in real life.

>>34257206
Yes because maybe she wanted to earn her own money or her parents made her work. Fucking tard.

>>34257364
Radical. I know what to invest in now.

>>34257250
"restore to everyone" isn't the same as "restore to the majority of people", retard-sama.
Power should be back on for the majority of people in those places over the next couple days. The ones that live outside the major population centers will most likely have to wait longer.

>>34257275
Her streaming room has a low sloped ceiling. She might be streaming in an attic (which would explain the lack of AC and her getting sweaty all the fucking time). So it wouldn't be flooded in that case, assuming her housing sucks enough to be flooded.

>>34257294
>>34254870
Gura is not in a romantic relationship and she changes lyrics in songs to words like shark and shrimp all the fucking time. Especially if the word is man or its a boy's name she will change the word to a female word like girl, shark, shrimp or one of the other holo girls. Especially if the song is her singing about loving a boy, she will change it to shrimp, a girl or one of the holo girl's names

>>34257361
She never went house hunting. She went to visit someone or someone came to visit her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5ug7GD-vBg
get comfy or else

IM GONCERNINGGGGG

>>34257215
There's onstream evidence, you don't even have to post any wild doxx stuff. But sure, go ahead. If that's your prerogative

>>34257419
Wrong you dumb fuck. In 2 days I'm gonna come back here and post how many people are still without power. Not majority, everyone. Fucking absolute retard

Retards pls go

>>34257275
I trust Gura, but she was clearly lying when she said she was going house hunting, anon. I'm not sure what she did instead and I don't know why she wouldn't tell us, but it is what it is.
Unless you really believe she went to a "pringles factory".

>>34257454
She used to change the man lyrics to women but she stopped that. She specifically changed it one time to shark without love. She didn't say shrimp. She doesn't love you, retard

>>34257361
she did, she went to go buy a place since her lease was up and realized it was at the top of the market and she was going to over pay
>>34257455
imagine being both an indian, a cripple and having a smaller than average cock, even for an indian.
>>34257424
I think the no AC thing is just because AC is loud. Didn't one of the other girls like Kronii bitch during a collab about the AC being off because it was loud? And she said she had 2 floors because cat games. If she lives in the south east usa at all it is very likely her apartment suffered water or wind damage and her jewish land janny will have to clean it up, where as she will have to deal with renter's insurance for anything she didn't have in a safe location

Oh nyo~

>>34257581
>>34257424
>threadshitters don't watch streams
I can't believe it, who could have seen this coming

>>34257576
imagine being both indian, unable to walk, and having a microdick
>>34257578
Gura loves me specifically and personally, pejeet

>>34257612
bud, how did i know she has a low ceiling? she hit her VR controller on it and said it

I don't care if Gura loves me or not because she's my onahole regardless. T u T

>>34257578
it's because "shark" is one syllable and the line scans better, you ESL jungle retard sack of evolutionary waste.

>>34257612
she literally mentioned playing with the cat on the stairs during one of her streams, faggot

you can try asking ame how gura is doing. she has a twitter space and she's reading her free / schedule chat

Nothing feels fun today. I miss Gura.

>>34257660
>would explain the lack of AC
This has been explained in streams but here you are speculating. Seems you have some vod reps to do faggot
>>34257686
>AC speculations
you have reps to do too faggot

>>34254870
That's very easy. She replaced "man" with "shark" since she, a shark girl, was singing the song.
That line isn't a report of how things are for the singer while he's singing the song, it's a general statement about how the singer would be lonely without love, and the listener may then assume the singer is saying this because he is lonely. But it's still just a generalization at the end of the day; even the most loved person on Earth can understand and say, "a man would feel lonely without love".

>>34257767
this is the one thing that is kind of annoying. Gura won't do a twitter space and would be hard to get her to even do a member's chatting if she doesn't have access to her PC.
>>34257839
that she broke her AC and is too retarded to get it fixed?

>>34257767
kill yourself immediately

>>34257839
When has her lack of AC been explained? All I remember is her saying it's broken and that her landlord doesn't fix anything.

Tweet from a few days ago
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1574519824142565376
are the sudden "things coming up" related to the hurricane

>>34257340
>People can only ever have had one job. That's why Gura is still a house cleaner to this day.

Gura…your backup generator reps…

>>34257904
Why are you so adamant that Gura had a job she never said she had? If she didn't say she had it, that means she doesn't want you to know about it, and you repeating that she did is doing a disservice to her.

How many Jars of Gurafuta cum would you fill and store if you had the chance to milk her

>>34257903
Evacuations started on the same day around the same time, fyi. Yes I know it's speculation. I hope she did evacuate.

>>34257576
>clearly lying
Let me guess, your evidence is that she later said she didn't move. As if the idea of house hunting implies automatic success+ immediate mobilization?

>>34258046
None. All of it is going into my tummy.

>>34258046
0. Futa is for closet homosexuals.
Cunny juice is where its at, the true nectar of the gods.

>>34257849
Yeah there is rrat that Gura's dad died because she sang Wake me up when September ends recently
For fucking sake

>>34257643
Please explain to me how my previous post had any of the grammatical mistakes of the indian and how you aren't a retard who's just coping. Are you really willing to say you believe she went to a pringles factory, anon? For real?
>>34258085
Well, if it didn't work out, she certainly never tried again, did she?

>>34257581
>I think the no AC thing is just because AC is loud.
She's complained about the heat due to not having AC specifically while not streaming and having to live like that all day.