/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The virgin '' cant say my age/ im 9000 years old''
The chad cat '' im actually 26''

>>34247192
Her gen has made her think that haghood is great they're right

I want to have my own private beach and take Polka to there!

>>34250303
I wrote this

>>34246723
The fat cat is a hag in spirit

>>34246723
good evening sirs

Now that the dust is settled, was Coco right? [Is Mio cute?

>>34249360
26 isn't hag wtf are you talking about. I can't believe it, you must be under@ge if you think anything below 30 is hag, and just hitting early 20's if you think anything below 35 is hag. Personally I'd say true hag's are only 40 and older.

>>34251304
>26 isn't hag wtf are you talking about.
You are correct. But that anon said
>her gen
and the rest of her gen are all over 30.

>>34251304
Do your reading comprehension reps, anonchama

Hags

>>34251304
Anon, your reading reps

My hag is an OL vampire lady named Letania and she streamed Space Marine today. She’s a bit of an autistic but very endearing.

http://twitch.tv/letaniavt

>>34251841
There's been an increase of hag vampires lately. I wonder who is the oldie that's keeps biting hags

>>34252036
Whoever is doing it should keep up. Maintain them in delicious hag mode forever.

Is there a higher- than- average rate of English fluency among hags compared to the average vchuuba, or am I mistaken?

She's home! What do (You) do for your hag after she's been working all day?

>>34253013
Kiss her

>>34253013
kiss her, hug her, and tell her that dinner will be ready in some minutes

>>34250907
Alright, the debt part got me to laugh.

>>34251304
Women's eggs start going bad at 35. At 35, the chance for genetic disorders is roughly equal to an incest baby. 30 is absolutely the beginning of being a hag.

>>34253013
Rub her feet.

>>34247192
What about the "another birthday turning 17" spoken by a near 30 year old?

>>34256591
First generation incest isn't really all that likely to cause issues
It's when your family has been inbreeding for multiple generations that it starts being a problem

>>34256591
Women's egg start going bad at 25. Not 35.
The prime age for pregnancy is 14-25, biologicaly speaking.

>>34262439
It's hard for a lot of people to accept this

>>34250907
Yes, Debt is what makes hag sold their body

>>34262925
Just gunna pull numbers out your ass then? Seriously, a 5 second search will give you multiple sources stating 30 starts the slow decline, and 35 is where it speeds up.

>>34253011
I have no evidence to back this up, but I feel like hags tend to read a lot of books compared to their non-hag counterparts. Intuitively it makes sense, as it's quite difficult to read much of anything when you're always being interrupted by your family or a lover. Perhaps all that time spent reading contributes to hags picking up new skills and languages more easily.

newfag to this thread, what exactly is considered a hag ?

>>34266457
My hag criteria:
Fully developed personality (what you see is what you get)
Not been with a boyfriend or a husband for quite some time
If she has any children, they are adults living independently

>>34266457
Older then 30.

Okayu is actually 33.

>>34267627
God I wish.

>>34262925
>Spewing bullshit
>ESL
Makes sense pedochama

>>34266457
Older woman (30+) who's developed into a fine mature woman. Little to no recent relational experience while tending to live independently

>>34268516
>Little to no recent relational experience
So by your standard you'd exclude AZKi?

>>34268371
>pedo
With that logic the entire human race was built in pedophilia since most men used to marry 14-17 women before 1960.
>>34263459
>TRUST THE SOURCES
The same sources that tell women that fucking 30 men every month and not marry is the healthiest thing. Sure buddy

>>34268610
AZKi is a fine woman, she's happily married.

>>34268610
In general conversation, hags are single so technically she would be excluded. Personally I'd use it regardless to describe decent older women in general

>>34268971
Since when did we go from them just being over 30 to being over 30 and single? Keeping in mind you have no idea about most of them being single or not.

>>34268738
Anon, you are more correct than the other anon, but it is closer to 16-25 as far as I have seen. Remember that women need large enough hips to give birth safely, not just eggs. Also, hard to say about decrease post 30. Not enough modern studies. Do know a correlation exists with post 30 birthing and autism, down’s, etc. Just look at me; I was born when my mother was 30 and I am here now.

The fertility issue is irrelevant. We can freeze a hag's eggs now and use them later. We have the technology.
>>34269026
We're talking about chuubas right? What kind of a monster would steal a hag away from her man anyway?

>>34266457
Generally "older than 30" is a minimum requirement.
Anons have varied tastes beyond that (I can't see Ko'one in a lewd way for example) but anons are generally respectful of each other's tastes.

>>34269392
It isn’t magic, anon. Anything past 45 is a miracle if IVF works, let alone the complication risks or odds that eggs become unviable.

>>34269392
>What kind of a monster would steal a hag away from her man anyway?
Lusting over a goddess of sex like AZKi from a distance is a far cry from stealing her from her husband.

>>34253013
Basically >>34256356 but also ask her if she would like to have a nice bath after dinner.
I just need to remind myself not to make the bath the way I like it.

>>34256591
This is what Seamonkeys actually believe.

>>34275616
They don't have access to modern medicine and eat too much pagpag, please understand.

>>34275616
>>34275878

>>34251841
Oh, thanks. Her interest in 40k seems very genuine, and that's surprisingly rare.

>>34280781
Caught me by surprise too. She’s not mainly a 40k streamer but she seems pretty knowledgeable about them.

>>34251104
The Cutest

>>34269026
Reading comprehension reps, that anon specifically clarified that in *most general* conversations, the hags are single, not all of them
>>34268738
>>34269293
In hindsight, the "pedo" argument doesn't apply as a decent percentage of those men and women were at least around the same age when it happened but trying to push the narrative fact that people should be trying to have kids before they're even anywhere near 20 in this day and age is just illogical if anything. Some of their bodies are lucky to even go through sex unscathed, much less the premature childbirth/parenthood producing a healthy kid

>>34253013
Massage her tits

>>34266457
IRL: 50+
/vt/: 30+

>>34246723
Imagine this Sexy Fat Cat becoming Sexier

>>34278338
Hag pits smell GOOD

>>34247192
My god...

>>34285183
>Miondoshi
For some reason, even though I prefer my panties to be the granniest possible, fundoshis are extremely erotic to me. They don't feel trashy like thongs do.

>>34251304
anyone over 16 is a hag

>>34262439
And that is only the case with careless inbreeding, since it is just genetics and not magic. From a eugenics standpoint inbreeding is useful and beneficial as closer kin are more likely to share recessive traits, both positive and negative. And while it is more likely for family members to both have singular copies of negative recessive alleles, they will have a smaller total number of these recessive alleles as they are pulling from a smaller shared pool. With modern medicine, such as pre-screening, genetic sequencing and artificial insemination, these recessive traits can be identified in advance and selected against. Since there are less total that need to be tested, identified and prevented it actually works better with family, resulting in the next generation becoming more healthy rather than less and making future inbreeding more beneficial than outbreeding.
This is seen in nature too via what is known as a Genetic Purge. When a certain recessive trait is so deleterious as to be deadly it quickly removes itself from the population via inbreeding and the population as what some would expect. Certain species (mostly plants) actually go through cycles of inbreeding and outbreeding in order to purge build ups of negative traits. By treating negative but not deadly genetic traits in humans as something that is tested and prevented it results in an artificial genetic purge as well.
>>34262979
They probably never will.

>>34266457
As others have said, a hag is 30+.
For comparative (and more common) reference, a woman that is 25+ and still single is a Christmas Cake.

>>34250303
Nude beach

>>34287629
Fat Cat tits

>>34289883
Mio wears thong shaped fundoshi

>>34290929
Where'd you get this? There's not enough translated Holo images for some reason.

Bratty hag

>>34291760
Fanbox, search at exhentai some image set galleries have translated image

>>34290056
Suicake...

This fennec is making me blush like a little girl

>>34291214
Yes I know. She needs fullback panty correction.

>>34292446
I'm trying to limit myself but the temptation of elf butt might be too much for me

>>34268738
Yeah, most men used to marry them when they were also very young. Most people weren't nobles being married around to child brides retard to replace their wives who died while giving birth.

God, I hate americans.

>>34256591
There's a reason pregnancy at 35 is called geriatric pregnancy. A woman at 35 is basically a senior citizen.

>>34257487
no longer true, she embraced it, Akasa Ai literally named that "30 years old outfit".

>>34296127
Big nips aren't my thing but these are getting a good reaction out of me.

There's hags that want to be bred but what about hags that just want companionship?

>>34296857
What better companionship than a husband and 5 kids

>>34296928
Could Mio even handle having 5 kids?

I recommend Chisaka Airi to /hag/.
https://www.youtube.com/c/ChisakaAiri

>>34296127
SEX WITH LITTLE OLD LADIES

>>34298430
I want to be the reason she gets a hip replacement

>>34293597
I like hags who wear skimpy sexy thongs though...

>>34297330
I will be there to help her

>>34300325
Agree to disagree, unless the thong is struggling to contain a massive bush.

>>34301240
Well, hags should ALWAYS have a massive bush, so they should always be wearing thongs.

>>34301580
But then you don't get the fun of pulling down her grannies to reveal the massive bush.

>>34301716
A bush needs to breathe.
And Mio doesn't sleep with panties on anyway.

>>34301716
This type of panties gets me hornier than any slutty skimpy ones

>>34301765
Jesus Christ, I love my exhibitionist grandmother with benefits so much.
>>34301888
Based and same.

>>34302799
Unedited version.

>>34262925
Mega Based

>>34298391
The few streams I've watched of her the chat keeps calling her a hag. Is she really a hag?

>>34298430

>>34262979
The Omaru line kept baffling Christendom by continuing to live.

>>34304249
She's a sweetie. Easy Top Three buichubaas of all time.

Is Mio the kind of hag that would make you inhale the scent of her bush?

Bleh

"You want to smell my what?"

>>34306326
Actually, it's more about rubbing my cheek against it.

https://youtu.be/HpJ5hpR1C58

>>34296127
TL:
>Hey~... I...
>Seem to have entered oestrus today so...
>Lets do it... <3

Sorry, can't TL ero convos too well

>>34306326
I was just joking, Mio. I'm not low enough to demand you to let me sniff your hairy bush.

>>34296127
No condom Mio.

>>34314952

>>34315016
Enemy is... friend?

>>34322699
Kurokami is just a tsundere

Mio covered Milk-bag

>>34324785
Goddamn the transparency from her own sweaty hag body is just perfect

The Lui's MMD Model is a gift from heaven. It's too good

Let me help you Senchou

How do I contain the urge to force down and choke hags?

>>34328097
Groping the captain when she is this defenseless!

>>34328319
>Contain
Why should? I'm sure some hags are into it and waiting for a man brave enough to do that to them

>>34328319
just do it, look how happy she is

>>34330900
Source? Haven't seen that on pixiv in the 首絞め related tags... I like it. Is there more?

>>34330996
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89629849

>>34331217
Oh my god. I memory holed it... I check that tag several times a day. baka

>>34289969

>>34289969
So you're saying I should fuck my sister?

>>34334669
you don't?

>>34334353
What is that? Rasengan? Chidori? Cero? Energy Ball? I thought Botan used a gun, since when did she learn energy attack?

>>34306326
YOUR HAIRY FUCKING MINGE

>>34328097
I want to punch this hag, hearing her pained cries and wheeze must be exhilarating

>>34333000
How very compelling!

Now please face the wall.

>>34295452
and it is the hottest shit in the world

>>34330900
what the fuck with that skin colour

>>34334669
only if you love her anon

>>34337645
really anon? did you have to make me focus on that instead of the girl.

>>34336816
You are thinking of the wrong sister...

>>34337836
Always avoid images with niggers.

>>34338575
That's like all lewd images made by nips cucks

>>34338935
You just have to lurk more. Most of the nips artist I follow draw female only or with an average white man

>>34338575
>>34338935
it's fairly hard because japs fetishize dark skin
not because of blacks but because of their rednecks
the darker the skin the higher the strength

>>34339131
I'd also say it's because they're lazy. If they use normal colour for the skin they have to do a lot of shading but when they do them look like niggers or monsters (Sometimes they even make their skin grey) they just use 1 colour.
In conclusion erotic artists are hacks

>>34335990
It's actually a representation of my right testicle releasing obscene amounts of testosterone-based pheromones as a byproduct of the massive amount of cum I'm accumulating to fill that hag pussy. Botan is trying to contain it, but to no avail.

>>34330900
Is that black manager san?

I love this old granny like you wouldn't believe