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HAHAHAAHAHA SORRY GUYS BUT I ALREADY BOOKED MY PLANE TICKET
I KNOW, I KNOW IT SUCKS THAT *checks notes* OBSNYD- OBYSIDIA? IT SUCKS THAT OBSYDIA CAN'T PERFORM ON STAGE TOGETHER, BUT WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, RIGHT?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

BY THE WAY FUCK YOU POMU YOU QUIT COMMENTING ON MY DEVIANTART YOU PIECE OF SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.34232611

I’d be surprised if the airline didn’t make Selen buy two tickets to cover how much space she takes up.

>> No.34237154

>>34231871
Bighappyfamilybros????

>> No.34237600
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34237600

>>34231871
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I WOULD LET YOU HAVE THE WINDOW SEAT

>> No.34238642

>>34231871
You tried to make her sound bad, but this is absolutely based.

>> No.34238703

>>34237600
big if true

>> No.34238719

>>34238642
The best part is i heard her voice in my head reading it

>> No.34238770

>>34231871
I will now watch your oshi

>> No.34238771

>>34237600
I fucking kneel

>> No.34239037
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34239037

>>34232611
tell me more about Selen
what are her three sizes?

>> No.34239518

>>34239037
Have you seen those memes of fat feminists with rainbow hair? That's basically her.

>> No.34239779

>>34239518
cute

>> No.34240208

>>34237600
you WILL marry Selen

>> No.34242837

>>34239518
Much to think about.

>> No.34243058

obsneedia

>> No.34243102

>>34239037
QRD on the brosnan meme?

>> No.34243200

>>34243102
How new are you

Just look up a photo of Pierce Brosnan's wife and you'll understand immediately

>> No.34243320

>>34239037
her sizes are yes to all

>> No.34243825

>>34243200
I see, a man of the more refined tastes

>> No.34244133

>>34243102
His wife used to be thin and hot. She got fat and he didn't leave her.

>> No.34244341

>>34239037
36-24-36
5'2".

>> No.34244766

>>34244133
The joke is that he got happier and happier in every picture of them

>> No.34245158
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34245158

>>34244133
>>34244766
It's not just that he was happy when she gained weight, he looked depressed as fuck after she lost it.

>> No.34245804

>>34244341
>24
Sure on that anon? Source?

>> No.34245977

>>34245804
An old song called "Brick House" by The Commodores.

>> No.34246095

>>34245977
While that's the original reference, the particular phrase "36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3"!" Is a reference to 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix-A-Lot.

>> No.34247834

>>34245977
Oh right, I was like there’s no way ollie isn’t fatter than that

>> No.34248026

>>34231871
Lazucuck deflection thread? They were supposed to get 3d together, as a wave, but Elira the shot loving party girl decided to go do it on her own instead knowing it would hurt Pomu.

>> No.34248175

>>34244133
Holy shit she used to be so hot, is he just hoping for her to go back or something?

>> No.34248393

>>34248175
>Holy shit she used to be so hot, is he just hoping for her to go back or something?
Is it so fucking weird for a man who is probably a grandfather at this point to genuinely love his wife and mother of his children after decades of marriage?
Maybe in Hollywood it is.

>> No.34248432

>>34248393
I just assumed all men would ditch their wives for younger hotter women if they could

>> No.34248947

>>34248175
Well she did lose a lot weight

>> No.34249232

>>34248432
Love may not exist everywhere, and especially not in Hollywood, but you don't just ditch a woman who you're in love with. Our bodies change as we age, I'm sure his has too, and to throw everything away for no real reason is just foolishness. I hope you understand one day, anon.

>> No.34249425

>>34249232
It's not really for nothing, it's for that hot young puss, all though it does jeopardize your family a bit.

>> No.34249600

>>34249425
Pussy is worthless.

>> No.34249684

>>34249600
That's not what all the rich men seem to think

>> No.34249722

>>34249684
I don't particularly care what the rich think. Why do you?

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