/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>34233818
Sora doesn't pretend to be 18. She is completely honest about being 34. Try harder next time.

>>34233818
Yes. It's great! If only EN chuubas could be like that.

>>34233893
This.

>>34233818
When has Lui ever pretended to be young?

>>34233818
>Asian women pretending to be 18
Both Choco and Lui don't even try to pretend

>>34233974
nobody here actually watches streams

>>34233818
Is there anything more arousing

>>34233818
I want to have missionary sex with Lui

>>34233818
>sexually confident and hairy Asian women

>>34234343
If you can find her, she will do it.

Why can't japan let us in, they need me, THEY NEED US or else their population will decline faster than what 2 giant mushrooms did.

>>34233818
You have no idea how much I want to marry a Japanese hag, I would do anything.

>>34234382
>sexually confident
That's not Lui

>>34234395
Out there, there's some 24.5 year old depressed Japanese woman who only wants a boyfriend who won't gamble all their money away and won't beat her after work, and she'll be single the rest of her life.

>>34234395
no one wants to fuck an ugly, manchild morons

>>34234451
She's really attractive though; it's okay because I will take the lead for her since I'm experienced.

>>34233818
i'm beginning to think this board just doesn't watch streams. faggots have worst reps than leddit

>>34234395
Japan doesn't want foreigners like you that can't contribute to their society so fuck off brown skin faggot

>>34234570
That's because they are reddit.
It's the sad truth.

>>34233818
>pretending
>Luna for sure
>Marine not pretending
>Watame?
>Fubuki maybe
>Suisei
>Miko for sure
>Roboco
>Aqua 85%
>Shion for sure
>Ayame 1000%
>Korone yes
>Pekora 5%
>not sure about Kanata
>Lapussy 50%
>Koyori yes
>Chloe 40%
others not pretending tho.
Who else?

Is this reportable?

>>34233818
Infertile? These aren't 50 year old women you cretin.

>>34234795
>Aqua 85%
She's not pretending, she's just mentally a 12 year old.

>>34234818
For what reason
>>34234823
No but at 40 you are more or less infertile, with 30-40 women see a rapid decline in fertility.

>>34234560
You should watch JAV.

>>34234741
They don't want retarded chudcels there either so don't act like you have anymore chances than he does you inbred.

>>34234866
not exactly true, you can have babies into your 40's, it's just harder

source: my mom had me when she was 47

>>34234973
That's incredibly rare and very lucky you didn't end up with retardation syndrome. BUt yeah it does happen, it just gets a lot less likely. For any hagbros, expect multiple child making attempts.

>>34234741
>Japan doesn't want foreigners like you
Lui in fact does want to get married to a foreigner, so she says. No idea why.

>>34234929
Fuckin kek, the brown skinned nigger is mad. Nice projection you fuckin faggot. I have no desire to live in Japan, visiting is fine but fuck living there. So take your jerry curled hair and go fuck yourself faggot.

>>34235037
>Lui in fact does want to get married to a foreigner, so she says.
I'm over 6 foot l, steady job over average income, own a home and porcelain white - how do I submit my application to a hag who plays Shin Megami Tensei?

>>34235037
Same reason we want pretty japanese women, I guess. Exotic and perceived nice features. My brother got reeled in by a chinese woman and I'm pretty sure that whole thing is 100% a status thing for her.

>>34235037
Yeah, someone that looks like Brad Pitt in fight club not the ugly ass faggots that post in /vt/

>>34235024
yeah that's what the doctor said too

I wouldn't recommend it for a different reason though, there will be a huge disconnect between the parents and children in terms of values and generational experiences, and most parents don't really seem to understand the concept of generational change

like I was never really comfortable asking my parents for any advice or confiding in them (unless it was about working in the medical field) since all their youth experiences happened in the 50's and 60's

>>34235214
I can tell you Choco and Lui are their point in their lives where they don't want a Brad Pitt anymore. They more just want a ok looking guy with a stable job that is nice to them. This is actually what Choco said, but she wants a Japanese salary man

I'd fuck any hag chuba anytime anyday, maybe get some menhara fucked out of them

>>34234477
>>34234395
By various circumstances I followed multiple Japanese women on twitter aged 24-32 who all regularly post about being alone, difficulty in finding dates, getting cheated on or dumped or ending up with someone who doesn't care about them equally when they do get a bf. Some of them have visible menhera or depression tendencies. Some throw themselves into following male 2D idols. Some are fans of old men comedians. Some of them make "I WANT TO HAAVE SEEEEEEX" posts.

I don't know where I was going with this apart from there are women in Japan almost as desperate as us waiting to find a decent man. Not that they don't have standards though, you gotta at least be clean and shaved and not 300 lbs. (and reasonably fluent in japanese)

>>34234929
>chudcels
Whats your Twitter bio pronouns you fuckin tranny?

>>34235455
>clean and shaved

Easy

>not 300 lbs

Doable.

>reasonably fluent in Japanese

Well, fuck.

>>34234044
Why do JP chats always seem a lot more direct and funnier than English chats?

OP here: I fucked up. I meant this as a good thing and just poorly communicated it with the screenshot. Have a sex Sora as an apology.

>>34235455
You don't think the men in Japan aren't desperate either? You think an influx of male foreigners who don't understand the language and culture of Japan is going to save it? Japanese politicians would rather watch Japan slowly die then become some mogrol fuckin nation like the rest of the west.

>>34235540
Because EN chat is adulterated with woke twittards and white knighting r/holotards, as well as unfunny maymay spammers.

>>34235531
This, if bitches are going to fetishize white dudes so much then at least teach me Japanese while I teach you English

>>34235586
>any politician
>rather watch their country die than find new ways to generate income they could embezzle

>>34235121
YOU DON'T now find a nice girl who wants to watch Friends and plays Bejeweled

>>34235717
If I wanted a basic bitch, I'd install Tinder.

>>34233818
Sora was still in high school 6 years ago.
At best, she is 23 or 24 years old by now. Not a 30+ hag.

>>34233818
Just some of the many reasons that I'm happy to be alive today.

>>34235832
>t.newfag
Do reps faggot

>>34235717
Bae already exists

>>34235866
I did, and I'm still correct.

>>34235918
>he doesn't know
Sure anon, sure.

>>34235586
I'm sure there are some desperate ones but they don't get the baby fever and societal pressures as much as women. They tend to not have anyone care as long as they a good cog in the economic machine. But besides, that I think there is a problem of elevated expectations on both genders. I've seen some selfies from these girls, and they're not ugly but they're fairly homely and unremarkable in appearance. They'll wear hats and baggy sweaters and loose skirts. Some are a little tubby but not american chub. some are underweight sticks. the few very fashionable ones that dress up and do full makeup have massive physical health problems. Male otaku will ignore these plain looking desperate girls as much as those girls will ignore the greasy otaku.

>>34235586
They'll accept white men, black and brown men are shit out of luck tho'.

>>34235972
Too bad Abr wasnt alive still, he should have made mandatory marriages between the homely girls you are describing and the otakus who can't get laid.

>>34236067
Abe*

>>34235984
As it should be. Also, you have to have at least a college degree in a relevant field and either have a job or have enough money in your bank account ($300k+) to even get a visa

>>34236067
So that's where all the mandatory sex doujins come from.

>>34236209
You mean visa to work in Japan or to visit? I was under the impression America didn't need a visa to be a tourist. Just go for 30 days, lie to a girl saying you're working in Japan, impregnate her and then never see her again.

>>34233818
Choco's date stories are the funniest since they only lasted for a single date and they just made her give up. The boobman was really fucking funny though.

>>34236303
Work visa. I visited Japan right before Covid hit in 2019 and you get a 90bday tourist visa, at least from America.

>>34236209
>>34236405
Can't I just be a fruit picker, farm hand, street sweeper or otherwise some kind of entry level labourer, then work my way up? 300k+ USD sure is a steep requirement.

Fuck I want chubby Japanese menhara hag muff something fierce

>>34236506
No. I think they have the right idea as far as this is concerned, honestly.

>>34235832
Well sure like 10 years ago

>>34236534
Me too brother. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

I want to fuck Mel.

>>34236506
Nah, they have the right idea to not let in a bunch of uneducated faggot gaijin into their coutry.

>>34236682
I was talking about the 300k requirement, not the one on having a degree. Just a poorfag gaijin here.

>>34236506
Japan isn't the US with open borders letting subhumans in, they actually do some vetting work and only let in a very few

>>34236669
Please don't rape Mel she has been molested and almost raped too many times. Even a girl pushed Mel down and ripped her clothes off and tried to rape her.

>>34236798
If you can secure a work visa through a Japanese company, some of those requirements are bypassed.

>>34236587
Vtubers didn't exist 10 years ago. Try again.

>>34236939
You're so fuckin dense you have to be ESL.

>>34235037
fetishization, same way white men love Asian women

>>34233974
she literally asked fans to call her lui-nee on her debut lol

>>34235540
Average intelligence is higher and they are more likely to use chat as an actual comment box and not a meme/spam outlet.

>>34237124
I wish I could be fetishized by a lonely old dork with a broken heart

>>34237360
You can, just send her lots of money

>>34237745
You know as well as I do that's not how it works.

>>34236798
What this guy said: >>34236879.
If this is truly something you want for yourself, get to work.

>>34236849
It's understandable when you see what Mel looks like.

>>34235382
I have zero idea about the preferences of Lui or Sora aside from Sora liking muscular guys, but Choco straight up wants a man who has his own home and is ok living seperately from her, which is weird and will probably filter a lot of guys. Choco and Suisei also talked about a guy needing to be rich in the same segment, so with Tokyo being expensive I can't see a salaryman cutting it.

>>34235455
Japanese men and women are like that due to their corporate lfie taking voer their personal life. Also women in that age group may be ahrder hit due to the Christmas cake meme, but I feel as more Japanese guys get older without a partner they will realize that a girl isnt worthless because she's 25+.

Repopulating Japan by having lots of seiso sex with Sora-daisenpai!

Making twenty babies with Sora-daisenpai!

Why are Soratomo so against accepting their oshi is a glorious hag? Is it because that would also mean having to accept the fact she has been dicked down by multiple ex boyfriends? All of whom were me, btw

>>34239171
Choco cleared it up in a different stream when someone asked her about wanting a rich guy. She said she meant it as having/earning money to buy an actual house. She wants someone who is financially stable so they won't have to support each other.

>>34233818
choco and lui doing cooking streams habe been incredible

>>34240142
Waiting for the day Mary joins her in one...

>>34239225
>p-please be gentle, anon

>>34240223
Sora is secretly a freak who wants it hard.

>>34240107
Houses are expensive so she's going to need to settle for an older guy. As a millenial I've pretty much given up on home ownership.

>>34233893
fpbp

>>34240480
>As a millenial I've pretty much given up on home ownership.
Anon... come on bro. Don't let the psyops get to you. You've got decades of your life ahead of you. Don't you want to raise a family?

>>34235540
Different fan cultures. Less meme spamming, less deferential to the chuuba, more focused on commenting on what's immediately happening on stream/what the chuuba is saying.

>>34235540
it seems that way because you can’t actually read japanese

>>34237129
you do know that means OLDER sister, right?

>>34240693
My older sister is 22

>>34240470
She wants a baby and she'll make you fill her womb even if by force.

>>34240551
wapanese are so fucking stupid
if you could actually understand and read Japanese you would realise how fucking stupid you are

Are hags better at being cute girls than cute girls?

>>34240791
Sometimes.

>>34240785
Then tell us oh mighty moon speaker what are they saying. And Kusa is not a valid answer

These hags are all well above average, they're alone by choice, only men are alone not by choice

>>34235832
>he believes in the character's lore
fucking KEK

>>34240754
Zoomchaama...

>>34233818
Choco has the sexiest voice I've ever heard. Also hags are cool. I wish EN would get a sexy hag

>>34240791
You forget that all girls turn into hags, so if they at one point were cute girls they would obviously only be more experienced and reflected in their psychological warfare skills.

>>34241451
Choco is great. Rene from 774 has a great voice too and soon hag.

>>34233818
>Infertile
...Sora drank alcohol for the first time (21) literally 1 year ago. The rest can give birth to a soccer team if they want to.

>>34233893
FPBP

>>34233818
japan is truly based
also thank you op for reminding me to watch this vod, almost forgot

>>34235540
JP chat understands that it's audience participation in a performance.

>>34241926
Except Miko, she really is an angry baby.

>>34241486
>You forget that all girls turn into hags
But lolibabas like Gura are over 9000 years old and still look like a child

>>34233818
Hag chuubas are the best, desu fampai. Marine and Ko'one are my favourite hags.

>>34233818
sex

Yeah, me

>>34233818
>infertile
Women can have kids into their 40s. My mom had my youngest sister when she was 46 and she turned out to be the most normal out of all of my siblings.

>>34233893
[red]FPBP[/red]

>>34233818
Please, anon. I can only coom so much.

>>34233818
soda is younger than gura

>>34243879
Newfagchama?

>>34244335
On what grounds, anon? Or maybe, perhaps, [blue]you are projecting?[/blue]

Why are random posts about things the girl said on stream deleted?

>>34241553
that's not even the drink age in japan. And you know not drinking alcohol doesn't mean you're young kek. Maybe she's just a dorky loser, yknow, the type that pretends to be an anime girl and lives with their parents

>>34245674
There is a mod who is deleting and banning for random things that they disapprove of. Either that or someone modded a bot.

>>34240480
I'm 29 and own a home. It costs around 1/3rd of my post-tax income per month in a semirural area. If a family member died or I moved back home, I could probably rent it for 90% of the mortgage cost a month, at least.

>>34233818
Sora is said to be disgusting

>>34244250
sora is an actual idol

>>34246886
Why?

>>34245674
Mommy didn't make janny his tendies.

>>34233818
Anon stop making my fucking dick hard

>>34233818
>hairy
smell the imagine

>>34233818
At least they had a nice meal. Zoomers don't know how to cook.

>>34236939
>Vtubers didn't exist 10 years ago
anonchama...

>>34249502
3dpd

>>34233818
and that's just the beginning of their upsides

>>34240536
>You've got decades of your life ahead of you
that's the point I guess, don't get chained to a VERY long term mortgage

>>34233818
This screenshot looks like Choco-sen is knuckles deep in Sora's daisenpussy and Lui is getting increasingly uncomfortable with the situation

>>34234795
the percentages
what do they mean

>>34252454
Cute

>>34252597
sora...
lui....

>>34240791
Yes.

>>34235584
Your apology is accepted.
Hags are the fucking best when they embrace hagdom.

>>34240755
>Why are you pulling your pants back up?
>Sora grabs you by the wrists
>Anon... we can't stop´
>Not until my eggs are secured.

>>34233818
The best part of vtubers is how they let even old hags follow their dream to be an idol. That's pretty nice.

>>34233818
>infertile
not if I can help it

I love women in their thirties so much bros...

>>34233818
> Aging, infertile, sexually confident and hairy Asian women pretending to be 18
in short. HAG

Watame's FAT sheep milkers.

>>34233818
>hairy
they'd better

>>34235584
Apology accepted.

Thank you for the Sex Sora.

>>34239225
This but unironically.

>>34240223
I probably would not be able to hold back in fucking her hard.

>>34240785
I have auto-translate in the chat and it tends to be better and focused on reacting to the stream and a streamer rather than spamming random shit.

>>34240470
She probably is to be honest.

>>34240755
This is one of the reasons why the idea of Sora raping you is such a hot as fuck idea.

If only more people realize.....

>>34233818
And its fucking sexy

>>34233818
Yeah and that’s a good thing

>>34233818
Of the 3, which would you want to take home and fertilize?

>>34263622
Lui for sure

>>34233893
fucking based, hags are the best chuubas after Pegor

>>34235540
chat reflects the streamer.
JPs pick out interesting comments to respond/bantz with --> incentivizes more clever comments.
ENs pick out the dumbest comments or straight up anti comments to respond to --> incentivizes more dumb/anti comments.

>>34257296

>>34263811
I don't remember typing this

>>34241553
Sora is 30+ lol

>>34264959
I'm the father.

>>34245674
There is a mod who is overly protective of shit about Sora. I've been banned for posting picrel before.

>>34265394
Nevermind I remember now

>>34267103
Based purity meido

>>34265736
Also find it hilarious this will get deleted while /hag/ is a thing.

>>34233818
Sora especially

Jokes on you, I'm into pubic hair

>>34267103
>wet spot
one of my favorite things that isnt done nearly often enough

>>34235540
learn jp and see that there's not much difference. just like looking at mirror and animals at zoo

>>34233818
Who here will impregnate them?

>>34277607
me, all of them for me