/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Cute tako forgot the thread name same

>>34189054

>>34139683
>153
We do not have a worker under this alias.
>271
Pic related. He might've lost his head once... But nothing too serious.

>>34189632
post all the characters

>>34189632
>We do not have a worker under this alias.
Please make one called "Pri". Thank you.

>spoiler
I los- I mean, He lost his head once?! Thanks god he is a tako therefor he can just make a new one from his body. I can, right?

>>34189632
where is towa

>>34189664
There you go
>>34189745
Sure thing.
Well, there's time travel, sooooooooo... Let's just say yes.
>>34189745
No Kenzoku have volunteered yet, so no Towa.

>>34190564
Cool, have fun with the game! Fuck the moutain of dead bodies though

>>34190716
Thanks, I will. Also, still better, than [CENSORED]. But either way, I'm not excited for whatever ALEPHs await me....

>>34190564
holy shit I'm cool af

>>34190564
>>33948158
why heimin no love me?

>>34190564
wow my stats are terrible, thats some meaty attack speed and weapon dmg though
fuck em up king

>>34190564
add towa

>>34191022
Have you tried speaking properly and presenting yourself, dear anon 8?

>>34190716
yeah i had similar experience, i played it in the beta and successfully beat it with the ending where you shoot angela and wake up in the original ending realising the facility energy source and anomalies both came from your brain and you bleed out, but in the full game with all the section head bosses, and ridicoulous challenges, and even more broken anomalies its pretty much 99% unbeatable without 2000 retries.

>>34190564
12 players 12 apostles, who will be the heretic...
>>34190841
but [CENSORED] is one of the easier ones if you can manage it

>>34191175
I am the fallen angel of darkness Anon8! Do you truly think a lowly mortal such as yourself should be addressing me so casually? I shall bring forth a great revelation from the deepest depths of darkness, and all who witness it will be forever imprisoned by my gaze! I now demand thy open the game and write my sacred name into its holy text!

I did my best to speak properly and present myself in a good way!!!!

>>34191648
yosh yosh, you did great dear.

>>34191022
>>34191175
>>34191648
Huh, so that's who it was... I see.
>>34191063
Which Kenzoku are you willing to sacrifice?
>>34191270
It's manageable, if you have someone, who can take the initial SP hit and still finish the work.

why am I still here? I don't even watch Holos anymore

>>34192162
Harem

>>34191022
>>34191175
>>34191648
>>34192147
Is this a new couple I see? Anon8 and who?

>>34192162
+1

>>34189632
Also by any chance, would someone be kind enough to explain what each stat mean and if tako is good?
I am proud of "ferocious defender" tittle, as I would die for my lovely wife Ninomae Ina'nis or Vestia zeta.

>>34191648
whoshhh a good boyyyy!!!!!! yes !!!!! you are!!!! this boy! yesh he isssssss, worked so hardddd like my dick

>>34192614
Is that how it looks like? i don't mind being shipped, but I think he does so you should ask that good for nothing and not me
and I think our dinamic is more akin to that of a creepy stalker and it's victim, instead of a lovely couple

>>34192748
"work" is how you appease the demons, if you fail you could get injured , mentally scarred, or at worst drive to suicide, turned into a meat puppet, or turned insane to open all the doors in the facility
in addition to hp you have sp, this is your mental health, which is attacked as often as your hp in this game
and damage comes in different types red/white/black etc
zayin is just a codeword for a danger level/rarity

>>34193215
So a typical day in Pri basement. Got ya. Thank you for clarification.

>>34192162
Yeah, starting with [CENSORED] might be bad, but you could use it’s unique option to calm it down. Most first ALEPHs cause problems, but [CENSORED] is like a pet in the late game, it just wants attention… But tbf I'm biased and only remember the late game, stopped at day 49 to avoid a restart and deaths

>>34192635
ehehehehe riot stick I know where it goes
>>34193030
wan wan!

>>34193197
twue I am impressed you are always here to bully me! demo ne I can tell u really love me cuz u always say sweet things to me afterwards. I'm sorry I always get embarrassed and run away when you go on the offense T.T

>>34188955
>name field

>>34195521
if he wont take you you can be my dog

Hey I had this really cringe and dumb prompt written up but I figured a shorter message would be better.

am store want things? if you asked for the Pringles last time then we're waiting on you to come pickup your pizza flavored pringles

>>34195521
Cringe

devs should remove the 1,000 cap for LLC so I can save him

devs should remove the game so we can all move on

devs should remove heimins

devs... I remember when we still had devs...

business idea:
reset

devs should remove battler

LOOK AT ME NOW BIRD MAN YOU CALLED ME SHIT INA AUCTION BUT NOW LOOK WHERE IM AT

...

hes not here anymore.

>>34207629
Fuck you battler you cry like a bitch.

I may not be the best autism paragraph writer I may not be the best OC creator I may not be the best trader or most loyal oshi coiner I dont understand gayjong or gayposting but what I will be is the last nashag

>>34207975
I think the failure in that is it should've happened sooner. Yes it could've been a risky move then but in hindsight for devs it potentially could've saved them from the state of the current game. If they did a quarterly/bi-yearly/or even yearly resets would've also have been an issue then one that could've been talked out yes but goes to show issues come with resets as well but I the current state I think a reset will be the nail in the head for some of the remaining stragglers and others I'll now dub as zombies.

>>34192163
Tell me if you ever figure out so I can find out for myself too

Night, /nasfaq/!

>>34213795
Night man sleep well

>>34195521
>anon 8 found love
>I'm still alone

>>34217255
You'll get there one day buddy.

>>34217255
>he thinks I really found love
My love is for everyone, I am a pure aidoru

don't worry there isn't a chance in hell I would find true love before everyone else here

>>34217951
>pure

I blame honk for everything.

>>34217951
Just start chatting with heimin.

I have included heimin breeding in today's OP for a reason, tako has predicted all of this. Pray the tako.

Aki

Nasfaq...

>>34220123
>just start talking to someone
lmao

>love talk

Nasfaq dating show when?

Aki

Chama

Tako&ina

>>34223502
||>love talk but no romanceanon in sight||
nasfaq is dead

>>34225329
>discord spoilers

>>34225431
it's truly over

>>34225329
>discord spoilers

>>34225329
>[Deleted]

alive

ohhhh i need to shit

I bet my left kidney the average adjustment will be above $2,500

oooooh I need to WAH

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 22)
>Roboco :: $5,024.24
>Okayu :: $4,886.72
>Haato :: $4,789.92

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 55)
>Ayame :: -$19,428.70
>Calliope :: -$6,602.10
>Risu :: -$6,470.17

Overall Average Adjustment is -$573.54
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,347.51
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,741.96

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and what the fuck am I gonna do with some anon's left kidney?

>>34228069
tough luck

>>34228069
>>34227844
Dibs on the kidney

>>34228203
Too late I already yoinked his kidney. I can sell it to you for 1 (one) nenechi coin

>>34228069
As always, thank you very much Mr. Morning Review for your Morning Review!

>>34228069
>>34228203
>>34228377
Please take care of it and let it raise a family

>He thinks his liquid is safe
Not so fast, bucko.

I was waiting for Aki to come back down but I guess 20K+ is her new normal

>>34230472
Don't worry anon. My second wife Vestia Zeta was avg. 11k, but she is now getting spikes of 16k!!! Just give her time anon, if you will believe in her hard enough she will give 110% for you!

>>34231148
Thanks based tako (I think?). So I might see Aki at 60K someday...

Looks like I am solidly top 50 now, with the first zaibatsu member in sight to overthrow. Thanks for buying into my new fund as well!

why are there zaibatsu members buying my new fund

>>34234686
the best way to play the game now is to have someone else play the game for you

Every day it gets too hard to function and live. I've lost all motivation in my life. I'm desperate for companionship and attentions. I'm this close to seriously confessing to someone I met from here. We've been messaging for a few months now and he's the closest thing I could ever say that comes close to being a friend and making me feel like an actual person.

>>34234421
congratulations

>>34235009
>Every day it gets too hard to function and live. I've lost all motivation in my life.
Just choose to be happy and remember that nothing at all matters and nobody exists.
>I'm desperate for companionship and attentions.
Just choose to be alone, nothing good comes from companionship.
> I'm this close to seriously confessing to someone I met from here.
Unless they are an actual homomaybe I shouldn't but I assume your both male your going to kill your friendship. Even then you still might.
Anyways good luck.

>>34235009
I already dealt with something similar, you can contact me if you want someone to talk to. I'm still at work so I won't be able to talk much, or at all, right now. I can spare tons of time in 6 hours though. I'm 0,in case you didn't know, you can send me a dm.

>>34234421
Congrats! But there's a lot more to conquer than just Applause' corpse! Ever upwards!
(I will also definitely not be buying your fund)

>>34235009
Have you considered playing Dota?

if a thirsty rosebud was sitting there right infront of you dying of dehydration would you piss on it

>>34237540
I'd go grab some water

>>34237540
Hey, I've seen this one before! It's a classic!

>>34237540
Depends on hard it's begging

>>34235009
you can do it baerat
i believe in you
though like the rushiafucker said, if you choose fuck over friendship and fail you could end the friendship too. It sounds like you need them too much to risk it seriously

>>34236227
I respect your dedication to Dota.

Made some hats

Kind of considering removing the blue triangles on the bottom of the previous one

The hardest one because of the wings
And with this, all JP holos minus Anya have hats

>>34181281

>>34232325
No problem anon! You just need to believe!

>>34245222
I'll believe in Aki! I just fear for my wallet...

>>34190564
>gloomy employee

>>34235009
You know them well right? Do you think they are a person who would let a confession to kill the friendship? Would you be able to handle a rejection? Are you a person who would kill a friendship over a rejection?

Am not a master in relationships as my be quite obvious, talk with the rushiposter, get second and third opinions, cover all the bases you can and take a leap of faith. It will always be a risk, so figure out if you are ready to take that risk.

>>34246574
These are random, so don't blame me

>>34242820
>Minus Anya

>>34247807
Does she have hats that could be added in the game?

>>34248501
You could go with her whole face, or her eyes, or any other number of rigger jokes...

>>34235009
Have a little advice from someone who experienced a similar situation. How does NASFAQ do this to so many people?

If he is your friend, or at the very least a decent person, then he will take your confession and accept it. I don't mean accept as in reciprocate, I mean he will understand it, and accept who you are. If things go wrong and he doesn't feel the same way, then that's just that. You can keep being friends, just don't do anything weird once you've let go of your secret. If things go right? It may just be one of the greatest decisions of your life.

Whether things go right or wrong, I think it is important to shoot your shot. It is better to get this over with than let your feelings stay secret. That secret is going to keep nagging at you until you open up. It might even start affecting your friendship, start changing the way you act around your friend. Trust me, you don't want to keep this secret forever.

I don't want to push you to do something that you might regret, but confessing helped me and stopped me from doing some really stupid stuff. My feelings were not reciprocated, but it was better for both parties that my confession happened. It'll probably be the case for you too. Good luck anon, and no matter what happens please stay safe.

>>34249883
Oh I like the idea of Anya's face being a mask. I'll do it, up to the devs to include it or not

Congrats to 6letters on being the first one to reach max level (at least overall) and becoming a hero

>>34249883
I noticed she had cool glasses so I went with that instead of the meme

>>34251977
A starry-eyed employee in the Labotomy Corp? That requires meltdown correction

Another one falls to the nasfag meme

Any dev update on the next update

>>34237540
as long as he swallows
hes a thirsty little flower

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 69.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 70,608,420, a change of 1.71% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 916,992. There are 32 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 320 days.
>Izuru currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 1 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 53):
>Miyabi :: +29.4%
>Altare :: +29.1%
>Aruran :: +28.7%
>Kovalskia :: +12%
>Rikka :: +9.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 24):
>Iofi :: -12.8%
>Astel :: -12.5%
>Haato :: -6.1%
>Ina'nis :: -5.8%
>Roboco :: -5.7%

1 coin (Ayamy) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $301,788.82 liquid to start with. This is a change of 2.70% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $2,279,170,089,810.38, a change of 6.16% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $32,279.01. There are 19 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Rikka currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 5 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 54):
>Miko :: +38.1%
>Moona & IRyS :: +22.5%
>Polka :: +22.3%
>Choco :: +20.9%
>Izuru & Fubuki :: +19.3%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 23):
>Ayame :: -39.2%
>Shion :: -23.6%
>Risu :: -19.1%
>Mio :: -12%
>Dezmond :: -11.1%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $199,212,272,513, a difference of 0.23% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $8,793,088,174.99, a change of 63.8% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 10):
>Mel :: +50%
>Ayame :: +10%
>Marine :: +1.8%
>Chloe :: +1.2%
>Haato :: +0.9%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>7 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>26 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>42 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Mio :: $326.93 Up :: $3,759.64 from adj.
>Kovalskia :: $272.95 Up :: $3,138.89 from adj.
>Luna :: $240.98 Up :: $2,771.25 from adj.
>Risu :: $230.14 Up :: $2,646.64 from adj.
>Ayame :: $229.45 Up :: $2,638.68 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Zeta :: $0.93 Up :: $10.73 from adj.
>Civia :: $5.95 Up :: $68.41 from adj.
>Coco :: $8.75 Up :: $100.63 from adj.
>Vesper :: $8.80 Down :: -$101.25 from adj.
>Matsuri :: $8.92 Up :: $102.60 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $44.98 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $81.87 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$85.21 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprhensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>9165814
we need armchair devs back

>>34259012
I'm busy being a dev for another game. Can I take a rain check?

>>34251977
do it for herchama

...

sleepy bump

why did towa take the divs

how to get verify email?

>>34272488
post HOOOOOOOOOONK in the thread or send an email to the address in https://nasfaq.biz/info

>>34272589
post what? dont get it

>>34272589
"HOOOOOOOOOONK"

>>34272968
post "HOOOOOOOOOONK"

HOOOOOOOOOONK

what the hell i'm doin

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

A Zeta hat, now every girl has an hat

>>34278208
look at ui arch her back as she crawls
even in that moment of desperate shes been well trained in the ways of pleasing men by all the hours of correction

>>34279818
Really proud with her

>>34272488
Hi, one of the devs here, the email to send out verification requests looks to still be up. Did you create the account recently or was it on a different day?
You coud either recreate the account and get a new email (should be instant), or you can manually email the email address with your username to the address in https://nasfaq.biz/info as mentioned above, this will take some time to verify however.
Thanks,
-trial dev

Aki

bump

heimin love

ohhhh i need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 19)
>Fubuki :: $8,838.31
>Choco :: $7,358.67
>Botan :: $6,610.93

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 58)
>Pochimaru :: -$52,577.75
>Marine :: -$16,721.81
>Gura :: -$14,029.20

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,677.55
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,995.73
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,536.04

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and you have 89 Cycles until dividends.

is this the red day?

>>34289346
yes, buy Fubuki

>>34259012
I have no more ideas or all of my ideas went to the void during armchair dev arc. It's not even fun to do anymore knowing it'll just be a waste.

What do you call this pattern?

>>34292439
pattern of bibification

>>34292439
Hard oshicoin account on a red day

ninjin love

>>34294349
Agreed

>>34292439
"Who's your oshi" pattern

>>34294637
Post the leaderboard, from strongedt employee to the weakest

>>34295539

>>34295699
>he had a spreadsheet ready
disgusting

>>34295941
It's actually even worse

>>34294637
>optimistic slayer
>HE only
that’s tough love, you really want him to die… also, please take the magical girl, I need to see you in her outfit

How do I complain to Cover Corp about a specific talent? Their poor performance cost me everything

>>34296170
then stop buying mori

>>34296170
Is this talent small, pink and possibly a princess?

>>34296047
lmao fucking spreadsheet autist

>>34296435
rape correction but with large booba

>>34296160
>you really want him to die
Do I..? I don't have much WAW from the previous run, but it's only day 13, he should be fine, right....?
>magical girl
I promise to take her, if she comes up, but I prefer the sword sharpened with tears...

>>34297442
>dont have enough WAW and it's only day 13
oh, that explains it, thought it was intentional. A loose ALEPH would shred him and his optimism in seconds. A fate that you wouldn’t wish upon your loved ones and definitely not upon ninjin.
>prefer the sword sharpened with tears
Understandable, the other ones can be a pain

Consider Dota 2

Consider Towa

Consider Towa 2

>>34299027
All of my employees have HE-tier equipment or higher and I still have some left! I just got my first WAW of the run, so I'm still safe

>>34294349
chu

>>34299141
I want to see Towa in sandals

>>34296170
You don't because shes fucking perfect

Chama

>>34306104
Pretty chama witch

I'm so sorry, ms honk... The odds were 1/16 and yet...

Aki

Towa

19tht hour, enjoy, etc.

>>34317648
Good job anon!!!

Friday. Friday night.

>>34317648
>19:00:00
OH! My cute little kitten! I am so proud!

I miss avarice

>>34319501

I'm gay

>>34324869
We know

>I dunno about Magcoin, it looks like a Pump And Dump
Altare has spoken. SELL.

>>9134726
simple you live with it

>>34296047
>SNIPER
seems off brand but I'll take it

Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34337465

>>34337465
Aki's dividends!
>>34337494
Aki love's dividends!

Aki

Can someone spoonfeed me abayo and towa responses?

>>34340822
who's your oshi?

>>34340822
don't forget the dots

>>34340935
Aki for JP, Moomers for EN, Reine for ID

>>34340822

>>34341028
>Aki
welcome to the game, I hope you enjoy it

>>34340822
>abayo
chocoball
>towa
hundreds of variations. just add ... at the end

>>34340822
>ogey
rrat
>Abayo
chocoball
>towa
twappi...

>>34341232
I've tried TMT.../majitenshi.../Maji Tenshi...

Not working on those ones.

>>34341337
OH! Duh, thanks.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Moona :: -$983.69 :: -55.16%
>Gura :: -$920.11 :: -20.68%
>Pochimaru :: $724.70 :: 475.93%
>Kanata :: -$680.70 :: -36.01%
>Towa :: -$565.77 :: -33.95%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>HLuna :: $1.22 :: 0.13%
>Fauna :: -$1.25 :: -0.16%
>Civia :: -$1.82 :: -13.10%
>Ayame :: -$2.96 :: -0.32%
>Reine :: -$6.15 :: -0.86%

Overall Average Dividend Change was -$59.51
Average Dividend Increase was $143.10
Average Dividend Decrease was -$237.41

HoloFighZ in less than 10 hours.

>>34320810
I don't know Avarice but I miss him too

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa