/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Stock price increasing, so no point in paying for bots anymore.

>>34223819
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hyakumantenbara Salome. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of endoscopic medicine most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Salomes nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterization - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodanya Volya literature, for instanse. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Hyakumantenbara Salome truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Salomes existential catchphrase "Desu Wa" which itself is cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Rikus genius unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Hyakumantenbara Salome tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only. And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

p-please watch my radio show next month please! im trying to get more attention here

>>34223819
> obscure chuuba nobody knows
> not even a link
ok

>still gets random /vt/ seethe threads despite the language barrier and NijiJP debuff
i can only assume she's doing all right as far as this board is concerned

>>34223819
The fire that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.

>>34223819
Pecock happened. Ever since Pekora overlapped Salome in June while playing GBF, it never was the same ever again for her... Pekora literally converted some of the tourists Salome had that day, and while Salome's numbers kept decreasing, Pekora's instead started to increase.

>>34223962
Her Desuwa make me hard,
Her voice is pure sex and cute,
I cant understand her but damn her autism goes through barriers,
Model is hot af

>>34225602
I want a transfer or just the ruin of nijisanji so that salome can come home

>>34225742
I'd gladly take Salome and Honma and give them Gura or Miko and Chloe instead.

>>34223819
because she's literally called 1,000,000... not 2,000,000

>>34225602
Pegor is damn scary when it comes to entertainment

>>34225678
Why does this make me want to masturbate furiously?

>>34223819
>vt lied to me?

>>34223819
You will never understand because you're not japanese.

>>34223819
>Ywn see her larping as a ojou-sama accidentally
>Ywn make a pact of secrecy with salome
>Ywn help her streaming
>Ywn never hear her say "Can you be my manager....desuwa?" While shyly looking away from blushing
>Ywn see her slowly let her guard down around
>Ywn see her cry on some b-movie Family movie
>Ywn eat her mircowaved meals
>Ywn be spoiled by her from time to time
>Ywn make her say yes to be your wife
>Ywn raise a family with her
>Ywn will not be give her 2 daughters
>Ywn happily spend your days with her
>Ywn die happily in her arms while she hold her tears as her younger visage of her from the first time you saw her cry slowly put at rest knowning you wouldnt change a thing if you were to be brought back in time

>>34223819
>salome debuts
>"holy shit she's popular let's invest in her"
>she gets tons of promos and support from anykara while the older livers get shit
>this pisses mayuzumi off and he decides to graduate because he doesn't agree with the direction the company is going
>salome starts to decline
What's next, anons?

>>34223819
They stopped paying for bots, so the actual viewers (mostly casuals) left as well.

>>34225439
keep the cope coming sister