/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

make it spicy

>>34028794
Amen.

>>34028524
Anon...

That was nearly a disaster

GET YOUR ASS IN HERE ANIKI

A head on collision would have been kino

>>34028806
focus on your stream axel

This is literally Altare

FUCKING MAGNI

what a bunch of dumbs KEK

This is incredible

>only 3 moving cars left on the planet and they still somehow drive into eachother

These fucking morons lol

AXEL WAS CHEATING

AXEL NO YOUR PACKETS

草

The server couldn't handle it

uh oh

How long has it been so far? Have they made it to the helicopter yet?

>>34029065
Not yet, I assume it's like day 4 or 5?

>>34029065
7/9 is the first day of the game, so they're on the morning of day 5.

>>34029090
Thereabouts, end of the first week I think

>>34028918
someone crashed into a lonely tree in the Sahara. Miles and miles of nothingness and he just hit the tree
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-most-isolated-tree-in-the-world-was-killed-by-a-probably-drunk-driver-5369329/

>>34028886
kek

They should really invite the girls, stars, and ID as part of season 3

>>34029065
Probably next episode they’ll get the helicopter. But with vesper I think they’ll survive it.

helicopter can happen anytime soon tm

Almost Ame mention

gluten...

>>34029184
It's easy as shit to survive if you have a car, and they're pretty much playing Mad Max

Gluten makes your dick fly off

>gluten

Have the other 3 posted their scheds?

Axel..........

>Axel confirmed ESL

>>34029175
>Kaela, Zeta, Risu, Moona
I want to see the ID outclass them ngl

>Gluten gives bread teamwork

>My vocab is so limited
he just like me fr

>>34029273
Freaking dingo...

>gluten gives bread teamwork

>>34029175
man I've been imagining a Holostars Survival Corps Zomboid ever since Nowa started playing it

>>34029259
Risu's played before and is probably even more of a turbo autist at it than Nowa

>>34029175
leader posted a screenshot of him in zomboid with alban knox of noctyx yesterday

>>34029175
nah

altare……..:

Zomboid OST is pretty good friends

RIP cowboy hat

He better mount a rescue mission for that fallen hat, dying for ridiculous causes is the whole point of this game

>>34029175
They should start separated form each other in season 3

>>34029175
People were talking about how chaotic things could get in the group if they due to the language barrier if they invited the StarsJP members

nowa's character is this but with grey hair

>>34029385
Next episode must be about rescuing the Hat

CYKA BLAT

You guys talking about sandwiches?

>>34029239
Nah just Magni

>>34029397
With PvP on and proximity

>>34029478
Hell yeah

>tomatoes with sugar
What the fuck?

gonna try that shit right now

>>34029478
kronii no

>tomatoes with sugar
the fuck, Magni?

>>34029414
Perturbador

>>34029494
>Someone spends hours hiking through the zombie infested wilderness, only to jumpscare Magni and die to a panicked shotgun blast
Would watch

>food talk
These boys are women

I think I have like a mild gluten intolerance
I can eat bread but I always get stomaches and shit
I'm not going to stop eating sandwiches though

these fuckers never had tomato salad?

>>34029478
lol

>>34029397
>>34029494
And the goal is to meet at the entrance to Louisville.

Assemble the boys. Take the town.

>>34029414
MI LIBRO

Has there ever been any art of the Tempus guys drawn in the Lucky Star art style?

>>34029175
A coordinated Zomboid collab between the EN and JP branch would require both sides to understand each other a fair amount so no one gets confused with instructions. It'd be more likely for them to collab with the IDs instead.

>>34029175
Eh. If starsJP is interested it would be fun to include them but like someone else said, this time have a separated start and just see a ton of people fuck around trying to survive. Magni would run over at least half of them.

Tomatoes are absolutely disgusting

>>34029328
literal who niji

>>34029478
SANDBITCH

vesper wants to take care of them…

>>34029572
women may talk about food, but they no longer talk about cooking
this is man talk right now

Vesper wants to be a dad so badly.... vesisters...you need to offer your womb to this man immediately

> Store-bought tomatoes that taste like cardboard
Do americans really?

>>34029572
Everyone loves food.

Maybe I'm just a dumb zoomer, but I'll never stop being amazed at how many things Vesper remembers at the top of his head

Tempus is funny, they all bond over a diverse array of subjects but there's always one of them that don't know what they're talking about at the time and they need to explain it.

Vesper wants to feed and protect these stupid zoomers......He loves them......

A tomato is a fucking tomato, cease this nonsense.

>>34029414
*sonido perturbador de dragon ball gt*

what the actual fuck

>Store-bought tomatoes that taste like cardboard
I have never had that problem, mine taste good?

>>34029665
This. Cooking is a man's activity now since women are too lazy and "independent" for that.

Vesper speaks like one of those schizo conspiracy theorists

Okay, vesper definitely watched that Kenji video

Next people will be surprised that salmon is given food coloring, or that grocery store apples are shined up after the fact

IS THAT REAL?

>>34029716
his autism helps a lot

>>34029771
>like

I've worked in both farmer markets and store produce sections and I can say definitively that Vesper is being a schizo

That kinda sounds like a crazy person talking.

Anons, have ur seen the dog?

>>34029572
>women
>cooking

>>34029771
Just like me fr

A gamer house WILL NEVER WORK
Even if they have an adult like Nowa

>>34029478
stop eating mycelium sandwiches, clock woman

Okay but if you are buying honey from the store that shit is trash, a good local honey grower can produce some absolutely stellar honey

>>34029572
all the best cooks are men

>>34029641
well yeah but it's still notable

I didn't know Vesper was a schizo

>>34029665
Somebody's got to make food.

Had large, uneven, red and yellow and dark-green and brown tomato from farmers market. It was really interesting, tasty. Good stuff.

>>34029771
>>34029778
That's basic fucking common sense, they do it because you zoomers wouldn't buy bad-looking tomato.

>>34029818
It was just a bit to begin with

>>34029803
that's something a liar would say so you could continue selling green tomatoes....

>>34029817
Stop pointing at me, it's rude...

>>34029478
fuck off with your subway sandwiches

>>34029818
It works in a lot of areas, but they need to hire people so they can focus on streaming and making content alone, like esports orgs, or else it'll be too stressful and create conflicts between them.

>>34029803
It's true that they pick them up while unripe and spray them during transport to continue the ripening process

>>34029818
Vesper would invest in an extremely expensive security system and Altare would trigger it every night going on his 3am walk

>>34029890
i have also worked at a grocery store and can confirm this even though produce was not my department

>>34029868
him idolizing his schizo uncle, or pulling a forrest gump on a bike didn't clue you in?

>MONHUN boys collab
IMAGINE

Vesper casually admitting he won't even buy tomatoes from the farmer's market because he trusts nobody but his bros is a fucking mood

So, to run down the list--
--Can't sleep with anyone else in the room
--Grows his own veggies because he doesn't trust the chemicals in the veggies making the tomatoes red
--Is a prepper
--Owns multiple guns
--Keeps a bug out bag and his #1 bike in his room for ease of escape
--Only trusts 3 people

I remember playing MHFU on the PSP with Xlink Kai

>>34029478
I think buying a sandwich for the express purpose of storing it in the fridge should be a federal offence

>>34029945
3 people? Did he say that?

https://www.drgourmet.com/askdrgourmet/ethylenegas.shtml

Vesper was on to something. Apperently unripe produce is sprayed with ethylene gas to ripen quicker.

It's non-toxic though so not a health concern if you were worried.

i can't get into MH, the monsters have too much hp for it to be fun, remebers me of skyrim's difficulty

>>34029945
The Belmonts, man. They got our granpa on edge.

>>34029940
better play World instead of Rise

>>34029998
He literally just said he trusts "you guys" to the boys which is 3 people

>>34029969
honestly madame kromer has convinced me to try it. thinking i'm going to get two BMTs and toss one in the fridge for a day or two just to see if she's on to something

>>34029945
Kinda crazy that this doomsday prepper decided on a whim to apply for holostars. Tempus is probably doing wonders for his sanity

>>34029945
Nowa the type of nigga where if you ask him if he's believe in the zombie apocalypse he'd go "well I mean..."

>>34030000
>It's non-toxic though
>cancer has been spiking up since the industrial era
>non toxic

>>34029998
yeah the TEMPUS members, half as a bit

>>34029998
actually 4, the boys and me

>>34029998
Yeah, just now. Altare, Magni, and Axel.

if I didn't like MH 3rd and Tri, would Rise change my mind?

>>34029890
I've seen a lot more of stores getting overripe tomatos and other produce than underripe ones.
I'd have streaks of days where'd we get moldy and really squishy tomatos and my manager would tell me to polish off the mold and try to sell them anyways. Nothing really beats farmer market produce though.
You'd be surprised how good simple shit like corn can taste when grown right.

>>34029572
The ratatouille rat is a male.

>>34029875
>they do it because you zoomers
This practice well predates zoomers.

>>34030000
quads of truth

>>34029963
Watched someone play MHFU on their psp on the bus in elementary school and got a psp and the game for my birthday. 1k+ hours.

>>34030018
it is unbelievable how much better world is than rise

>>34030045
There are a lot worse things to worry about, like seed oils and microplastics

>>34029945
>>34030000
He wasn't talking about health concern, he was talking about them having no taste because they are technically still green, and he likes his tomato nice and tasty.

>>34030039
You know what they say, "Yagoo's house for broken women and men"

>>34029771
The governments greatest accomplishment was marking people who call them out as conspiracy theorists despite a massive amount of shit they denied being declassified later.

>sees a rotten sandwich
>KRONII
FUCK OFF

the way they talk sometimes makes me think being in contact with anything Twitch related permanently cripples your lingo for life

BURGUER

>>34030012
Haha, is 'the Belmonts' what Vesper is calling the part of his family that he's scared of?

Vesper and Altare are indirect kissing…

>vesper took the friendship bracelet

Altnowa sisters status?

>>34030045
I'm with you, but ethylene might be one of those exceptions. Naturally occurring chemical in these produce anyway. They just make extra and spray 'em to quicken the process.

>>34030112
Yeah I know, I just mentioned it cause others might have been concerned.

>>34030045
It's been used since ancient Egypt, anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethylene_as_a_plant_hormone

>>34030139
The worst part is, that no matter how brazen they get, normies will still call you a conspiracy theorist the minute you call them out

>>34030045
Well you should probably be looking at shit like fast food and candy rather than a tomato

>>34030161
It does.

>>34030161
They're right. I refuse to touch twitch because of that.

Do you really need a magazine to figure out how generators work?
Surely you just plug shit into it

>Altare persistently offering Vesper his sandwich
>Vesper finally accepts
>immediately asks Vesper if this is an indirect kiss

This fucking gatecrasher wife......

>>34030170
I mean, I'm just following up on his bit but now that you mention it, maybe?

>>34030045
ethylene is naturally produced by the fruit and production shoots up when its time to ripen, its determined by a pre-established natural cycle. stop doomposting

>>34030161
>pog
>jebaited

>>34029525
it's good, I recommend tomato with sugar

>>34030213
You need it to repair it i believe

>>34030109
why didn't they just make a monhun ultimate edition that's just World with an extra weapon and every monster from the previous games, World + Iceborne is so good

>>34029414
Es ese El Dross?

>>34030011
That’s the fun part for me. It turns into endurance hunting, OG MH is really good because of it. If you fuck up your prep the whole hunt becomes hell.

>>34029945
If this has all come up within 2 months in HoloStars, imagine after a year.
I'm sticking around for him he's super interesting

Empty bourbon bottles are the best water containers in the game. They hold the same amount of water as a bleach bottle, but weigh like half as much when full for some reason.

Bossu's... banana...

>>34029803
He got some details wrong but he's generally correct.
They aren't really picked green, but it takes some time for tomatoes to hit peak flavor and by the time they hit that peak they have only a few days before they turn too ugly for your average supermarket manager (whether consumers care is a topic for another day).
There is simply not enough time in most locations to actually transport the veg if they're picked in their best condition.

This, incidentally, is why frozen veg (peas, corn and stuff like that) can sometimes be better than "fresh". The supply chain is much shorter so it's possible to pick them much closer to their peak and then they're immediately processed.

>>34030213
Balance purposes I guess, it'd make more sense if you just needed it to know how to maintain it though.

>>34030054
It has no water combat and it adopted lots of changes from MHWorld which made it more casual.

EAT THE BANANA
NOW

AXEL NO

>>34029945
I love this autistic man so much

>>34030161
I fucking say lol and 4Head goddamn it

>>34030213
You need it to use it, not checking it.

>>34030223
vesper said he would eat half and give the other half to altare and then said he was thinking the same thing…

>>34029945
Psure he said he has two bugout bags, but honestly of he was that schizo he wouldn't live in an area where he'd need to bug *out* so much as bug *in* like outside of town.

That jumpscare sound is a motherfucker

Axel?

>>34029414
Mi ABUELITO
Es todo un excito

Axel is such a "dude"

>>34030282
>>34030320
qrd??

>>34030112
Home grown tomatoes taste amazing. I usually just eat them with salt.

WTF axel is based

>>34030320
stick figure ame makin me diamonds

>>34029617
STARS COLLAB: OPERATION LOUISVILLE CITY.
MAKE THIS COLLAB A DREAM ANONS!!!!!!

>>34030357
watch streams

>>34030357
watch the gartic collab

>>34030357
Ame spent the Gartic Phone collab fujo baiting with Shien

>>34030357
ame loves seeing anime men suck cock

>>34030045
Ethylene gas is 100% safe.

>>34030000
Fun fact if you have avocadoes or tomatoes or whatever that are a bit too hard you can ripen them by storing them in a paper bag with bananas, because they release ethylene gas as they get old.

>>34030380

Damnit I gotta do my moogle dailies but I don't want this stream to end.

>>34030320
why does this fujoame stick figure make me horny?

>>34030357
Bossu like banana

>>34030357
Gartic Phone collab. https://twitter.com/kageyamashien/status/1573614185245593600?s=46&t=Fgr22QyMN0xgLCTABE9wkA

>Drives into a stop sign
poetic

>>34030399
wasn't it just 1 prompt?

>>34030380
have sex

>>34030311
yeah he's got a bugout bag in his house and one in his car IIRC

>There are "people" (threadwatchers) who haven't watched the gartic phone collab yet, not even clips

>>34030415
>moogle dailies
Fuck the moogles, their beast tribes made me ok with thoughts of geocide

>>34030357
Ame finally got to fujobait Shien

>>34030403
>ripen them by storing them in a paper bag
True, actually. Been there, did that, works pretty quick - just ripping them on the shelf takes a lot of time.

>>34030380
You aren't the first person to say that
There's something so suggestive about it despite the lack of "details"

>>34030261
Wey síiii

I like how Vesper is the only one who actually parked correctly LOL

>>34029414
No quiero tu puto libro mamahuevo

Fuck, I didn't expect them to live this long. I'm actually going to be kind of upset if one of them dies

>>34030320
god I want to fuck this amelia so bad

>>34030448
2
The first one she started herself, and the other she shoehorned into someone else's sequence

>>34030461
how?

>>34030537
Compraras el libro y TE GUSTARA

I only buy canned and cherry tomatoes for the same reason as Vesper.

>200 zombies killed
Nice "apocalypse"

>>34030572
She also made pizza papa eat the banan

Nowa will trigger the helicopter event solo
Screen cap this

>>34030555
>trips
also has this drawanon ever posted anything more detailed than the funny stick figures? just looking at the lipbite and how it's got people acting up makes me feel like they're hiding their powerlevel

VESPER WE'LL WATCH YOU TAKE A SHIT. JUST STREAM THE GRIND

>>34030262
once i played with a friend and made the experience more enjoyable, but he was the one full prepared, maybe that's why

>>34030667
there's probably a scatvestie ITT schlicking to that idea

>>34030461
but my wizard title

>He's already planning on Magni biting his cock again

>>34030054
try the demo. 3u/tri are different than rise. rise is more accessible and is faster

>>34029635
Because produce is watered down to hell and back in burgerland.

Good thread lads, see ya all faggots later

>>34030479
Oh, I want to eradicate those rats too, but I need the Dragonet minion for my DRG, since it looks so much like the FFXI wyvern.

>>34030262
MHFU would've been the best MH game if it weren't for it's abysmal grind

>>34030782
reddit tier meme

>>34030812
see ya *chu*

THEY ARE

THEY ARE

AltNowa sisters.....

what the fuck did vesper give him???

>I don't want to stream the grind cuz that's boring
>

RAGUS WTF!

>>34030877
A friendship bracelet

THEY ARE

ALMOND SISTERS
STATUS?

>>34030877
his virginity

NO FUCKING WAY MAGNI TOO
THESE GUYS ARE SOASÇDMASLD

>>34030877
Friendshippu Bracelet

MAGNI FOUND THE SAME LEOPARD PATTERNED PANTS WHAT THE FUCK

TEMPANTSU

KEK WHAT THE HELL

I fucking love these gay retards

>>34030862
GUSHING

What the hell am i looking at right now kek

ALMOND LOVE

Gay gay homosexual.

fucking kek

I love these guys

>unity
AYO?

Based and fashionpilled

UNITY

>>34030908
they aren't...

TEMPUS UNITY

>UNITY

UNITY

>>34030969
Tempus LOVE

wait, isn't unity /HERE/?

These boys are good at subtle fujo baiting ngl

>Almond matching underwear

>>34030960
He didn't grab the matching bra...

Altare this whole stream

>>34030979
You're watching kino.

>>34030819
I'm just doing this bullshit well listening to the boys, they helping me keep my sanity, so get stuff done well listening and tab in every now and then.

What the fuck is a Judge Magni?

>>34031054

>>34031054
KEK

I missed whatever stream it was discussed on, what the fuck is Judge Magni?

I MISS THE BOYS

>>34031059
Nah, I want to see all the PoV's, but anyways it's over now so time to go help the white rats.

>>34030947
SHAKING
ALTNOWA COINS STOCK RISING
ALMOND COINS STOCK RISING
AXMG COINS STOCK RISING

SHIPPERS EATING GOOD TONIGHT

These boys are alright, that blue one's voice annoys me though.

>>34031096
it's something on Magni's schedule, they haven't talked about what it is yet but it's the project that Vesper has been talking about

>>34031096
It's Magni's new project, we don't know what exactly it is about yet, but it's happening tomorrow.

>>34031048
>subtle

>>34031059
This but with CUL gathering and crafting.

I fucking love these guys

>>34031083
>>34031096
the boys will show him their cock and balls and Magni will rate them

Altare just gave us the Magni/Vesper secret ending

>>34031059
why are you doing this to yourself, anon?

>>34031121
Back to the card grind for me, I want this title for a job

I only saw the last hour
Best POV for VOD reps?

>>34031147
>>34031146
Thanks lads, heard of the 'secret project' from Vesper, but that's the first time hearing the name

>>34031133
he had a stutter, please understand

>>34031048
honestly yeah, it's not obnoxious or repetitive, feels right because they are so supportive of each other and don't take it too far, bro love is my shit

>>34031179
Holodex multiview

>>34031161
>a cock rating stream for non-members
What the fuck isn't that against the rules?

>>34031196
Should've kept it

>>34031133
Thats females think when hear Fauna ,anon...

>>34031179
Axel/Dez had some frantic moments.

>>34031133
think of him like blue male fauna

>>34031133
He's korean they sound like that

>>34031133
Eh, he's pretty good too once you get used to it. Just be glad he isn't using his debut week voice.

>>34031133
you get used to it, it fits with his personality

>>34031059
This but with Crystalline Conflict

>>34031179
at least one of Altare/Vesper and one of Axel/Magni because they split off into those two groups and shenanigans happen

>>34031169
I hate myself it seems.

>>34031048
Just like watching my favorite shounen

what was it i looked away for 3 seconds

>>34030018
>>34030109
the only problem with world are the stupid unskippable cinematics that prevents anyone joining until quest host is done with them

>>34030258
ultimate editions are history, capcom embraced DLC system for monhun since world

now what?

July 13 when they ended. Expect the helicopter next episode. Will someone die?

>>34031133

>>34031351
fujo hours

>>34031351
Rest, wait for schedules.

>>34031351
Schedules and MW2
>>34031352
qrd on the helicopter?

>>34031340
"Im gonna kill Kronii next week"

>>34031352
Probably, high time for that.

>>34031351
Go back to real life

Indirect kiss…

>>34031352
Magni's driving will doom them

>>34031133
keep your doors and windows locked at night.

>>34031351
I'm gonna make some salmon pasta.

>>34031351
Wait 15 minutes for Leader

>>34031381
HOOOOOLD

I like how the fact that there are a lot of XIV players in here reinforces the point that half of us are fujos

>>34031394
>qrd on the helicopter?
zombies, zombies everywhere.
the people in the copter' think they're saving survivors by bringing a giant flying object low to the ground to scan over the area for survivors but it actually takes every horde in the area and brings them to you

AltNowa fujos where u @

>>34031394
It basically follows you around if it spots you outside a building, which makes a fuckton of noise that draws in zombies from all over

>>34031394
the heli follows you around, and it's a loud motherfucker who attracts zombies

>>34031453
sorry anon I just saw leader's waiting room

>>34031447
haven't watched the first stream, is it only multiplayer?

>>34031504
Here. Altare got flirty…

streamsnipe leader GO

>>34031497
I'm more like Nowa except I didn't give up on XIV after playing 1.0. That's why I want the Dragonet but haven't gotten it in so many years. I play very sporadically.

>>34031497
I just play and mostly wear pink outfits and play dress up with my fem lala.

>>34031133
He'll come to get you on one of his 3am walks

>>34031351
Pippa 3d

>>34031096
One of those daytime TV judge shows but with Magni as the judge probably. Vesper sounded like he was about to say "show" when he almost spilled the beans earlier.

There's no mention about it on his schedule. But magni did say he's going to do karaoke for members right?

I want Vesper to fuck Altare in the ass

>>34031504
I'm here thriving, thanks for asking anon

>>34031623
This. *pop*

>>34031611
the week after

>>34031611
its in his community tab for members, gonna be the week after this week's loopstation stream

I want Altare to groom Vesper into a sadomasochistic relationship

https://youtu.be/8L0qAzeh-d8?t=2496
https://youtu.be/KNFYT6T3WIw?t=2453
Went to go back to rewatch. That Desync was crazy. I was only focusing one one screen at the time, but Axel went flying.

>>34031666
>>34031684
>week after
Oh that's actually great i won't need to miss it for exam week

>>34031740
Was wondering what that squealing was about
Make sense now that I see their perpectives

>>34031623
>>34031719
I want both of these things.

>>34031623
Honestly, same. Sub Altare needs more love

Has someone calculated Nowa's weight from how much his chair squeaks when he gets up? He has to be either 150kg overweight or an extremely sinewy guy, i can't imagine him being anything else.

>>34031504
Sorry, I'm trying to recover from last stream's teetee

>>34030320
without context, this made me think that Ame masturbated with the banana before giving it to Shien

>>34031930
I need him to facesit me immediately if he's an actual bear

I just noticed
>No Zeta in Magni's schedule
So that means her collab is with Axel or Nowa yeah?

>>34031930
There's zero chance he's overweight. He's a cycling autist and seems to really make sure he's eating healthy.

>>34031930
He bikes 250 miles a week so we know he's not fat. He's either so fucking shredded that the chair squeaks when he squeezes the armrests or he's like 6'3

>>34031930
Didn't he say he works out? More like muscle weight then

>>34031930
I want him on top of me fr

>>34031954
You can't disprove that with this image alone

>>34032046
he bikes a shit ton

>>34032024
Pretty confirmed to be Axel, if you read his community post about collabs.

Good lord the women itt are degens. I swear mans is more graphic than global in their lust

>>34031899
Sub Altare is really cute with Vesper. I like Vesper spoiling him and giving him the attention he deserves.

I used to have a family friend like nowa... tech boomer that worked at microsoft and built our very first pc for us. guy bought me n64 for christmas and would bully me in smash

then he moved to thailand in the early 2010s and the next time he spoke to me was an email when covid started saying the vaccines were microchips intended to emit subliminal messaging while you slept

>>34032032
>or he's like 6'3
anon that's been publicly available knowledge from his debut, yes

beside Magni's, schedule doko...?

>>34031930
he lifts, rides 250 miles a week on his bike, makes sure to get 8 hours of sleep a day (for the most part) and eats healthy
zero chance he's overweight

>>34032129
>he moved to thailand
was he a pedophile by any chance?

>>34032051
ha-hayai

>>34032167
you're thinking of bangkok

>>34032129
thought you would say he became a hot tranny

>>34032147
Axel will be posting his around the time he plays Zelda.

>>34032121
I know right? Just look at the obscene degeneracy that goes on in posts like this >>34032125

>>34032121
We have an assembly of "female" fetishposters here so its only natural that we are the most horny general on /vt/.

>>34032147
Axel later during Zelda.

>>34032121
Women are just more creative in lewds. Have you seen most hentai, it's the same shit over and over again

>>34032121
alot of us purposely are it keeps this thread from becoming either holopro general or full of bait

>>34031558
Lalafels are gross, I hate their toddler proportions. Why couldn't they have just made a proper loli/shota race for me to lust over?

>>34032121
women are degens. they keep lewding my pure boys

>>34031930
I have a really old chair that squeaks even when my cat who weighs less than ten pounds sits and moves on it. It's just old.

>>34032121
we have a symbiotic relationship with the fujos, they keep the tourists out and we give them a place to spam lewd shit

ALTARE ON THE TELLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lNnRzUo8Kk

LEADER ON THE TELLY!!!

https://youtu.be/6lNnRzUo8Kk
https://youtu.be/6lNnRzUo8Kk
https://youtu.be/6lNnRzUo8Kk
https://youtu.be/6lNnRzUo8Kk

damn it I was about to write a very graphic AltNowa fantasy, but leader on the telly. ToT

Altare should play foxhole

>>34032478
do it anyway

altare's png reminds me of his stupid worms face

>>34031984
What makes anyone want a fat guy sit on their face..?

GIVE LEADER HIS PAYCHECK COVER

LEAN MENTION

LEAN YAB
:^)

MORI MENTION

Watch the stream niggers

>>34032591
i'm an architect with a crush kink

>>34032478
just wait a bit anon looking forward to it

>>34029175
how many players are allowed in a zomboid server without mods?

Gunplay in this new cod actually looks pretty good, and the guns aren't absolutely ridiculous like other recent entries(for now I suppose). Mayhaps I actually get back into CoD after I move...

I didn't want to bring it up during the zomboid but I just saw Magni's schedule.
I really dislike Shoto because of how much an unapologetic faggot he is but I know the collab stream is gonna be just alright like the others collabs Magni had, nothing to be worried over and forgotten shortly after. My problem mostly lies of how much Magni collabs with these random twitch people, not so much because of their background or them being cringe but because again, the Magni streams with them are just.. okay.

>>34032774
I'm also thinking of giving it a chance after like, 7 or 8 years without touching the series

>>34032341
Sadly no, but they do work for putting them in cute outfits

>>34032789
Its a good thing you can always skip streams and memoryhole them.

>>34032789
I hope it'll be just one-off collab stream

>>34032355
This. Most likely just a well loved chair.

>>34032138
Character heights are not the same as their real heights, dumbo.

>>34032789
Like just skip the stream you're not intrested in. I mean i skip the gartic collab just earlier i kinda regret it now,though

>>34032355
I choose to believe your cat is just fat as fuck.

>>34032789
I'd like to assume that he's professional enough to know that Holo doesn't really lean too hard towards that stuff, and he isn't really close with Tempus to attempt those jokes. I'm also kinda confident that Altare would try his best to not steer the conversation towards fag shit. Like all of Magni's collabs outside of Holo (so far), it's probably going to be skippable.

>>34032679
I mean, I can understand since I'm basically the same but for girls kek. Just feels weird to imagine myself doing it.

>>34029414
COÑOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Regis over-designed Final Fantasy final boss form.

>>34032958
Would recommend going back and watching it if you've got the time
The reveals were ofcourse the funniest parts, so atleast check them out

>>34033035
In my opinion it doesn't matter if the collab is squeaky clean... Shoto is known for his cringe sexual humor, and now Magni and Altare are bringing that onto Tempus.

>>34033035
Oh, I totally forgot about that, you really bring up a good point.
Like hell, an entire APEX stream got wiped out because of Altare saying Healing Slut. Shoto is an unhinged horny faggot, so maybe they already agreed to tone it way down because I cannot see that VOD surviving if he is his normal self.

when are we gonna build the big chree, Altare?

>>34032825
Exactly the same situation as me it sounds like. I enjoyed Advanced Warfare well enough for the novelty but Infinite completely fell flat and I just gave up until now. God I miss BO2...

Who's watching leader's stream?

I will now watch the zomboid vod, how was it in general? I saw tiny pieces of it since I was busy but I know they are alive.
It might sound fucked but while is cool that they are surviving this long, I cannot wait until someone actually dies so we can get more of that storytelling shit like in season 1.

>>34033035
Same sentiments as this anon, and also they're playing mario party so realistically it will just end up being a stream of all four of them screaming at each other or something.

>>34033383
It was fun, some heavy desyncs at one point though which caused a lot of screaming. Amazing ending

>jobber
who was it

>jobber
who the fuck is breaking containment

2 tempus faggot will collab with hardcore fujobaiting man. Cant wait for more bottom jokes from tempus

who the fuck brought up "jobber" in chat

He is jobber in the worms collab confirmed

>>34033345
I am, I have been waiting for him to stream CoD again

>>34033442
>>34033454
>>34033479
>he didn't know what it means
Not /here/...

>>34033442
>>34033454
>>34033479
Me
Gonna mad, sis?

>>34033515
yes. kill yourself

>>34033515
*chu*

>>34033515
*cums in you*

ogey whore
better lock your doors