/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33990498
Also
>EU hours

>GFE indie joins HoloEN
>will most assuredly be forced into collabing with the faggots as soon as the ban is up
No thank you.

>>33990498
Put her sister Nina in with her for maximum chemistry.

she hates corpos

>>33990498
They should hire Fallenshadow, Miori Celesta and Yuria of Ailurus. Not for any particular reason or anything.

>>33990498
Shondo as homo's accessory, let's gooo!

>>33990498
She already refused

>>33990676
Pretty sure she will side with anti-homos like Gura/Mumei.

>>33990498
no, she wouldn't want to and she wouldn't be a good fit because of her menhera

>>33990498
She'll join Phase Invaders before Holo because she has to keep her identity as Shondo. That's a non-negotiable for her.

>>33990796
You say that as if there's no menhera in EN already.

>>33990854
there are different levels of menhera, anon. nobody in hololive even comes remotely close to shondo.

>>33990796
Kiara and Kronii are in EN. Menhera is ubiquitous in Hololive.

No thanks. She doesn't belongs in corposhit.

>>33990934
neither of them are literal schizos.

>>33990498
She's already said she won't join Hololive, stop with this nonsense

>>33990934
those two are pretty mild and fake menhera

>>33990683
>>33991010
Did she ever explain the reason? Also do you still remember which stream is it?

>>33990498
No, shondo is perfect where she is. HoloEN will just shit her up.

>>33990498
I want a hag, high pitch voices makes my brain hurt

>>33990498
Baby hands

>>33990498
I can't stand how fake this bitch sounds

>>33991285
She said she wouldn't fit in multiple times on stream.

>>33991285
>Doesn't want to drop her model
>She already gets enough money without help of a corpo
>Doesn't want to drop her gachikois/GFE pandering over some "idol culture is le bad" drama

>>33990498
She’s fucking unhinged. I could never look at her the same after I found her secret cutsie schizo gore twitter.
Also she already doesn’t post ASMR videos much anymore and if she did join then it’d happen even less just like with Fauna. I’m so sick of all the asmr channels trying to become vtubers and mostly abandoning their main channel.

She ain't joining for various reasons (no males, won't drop her super expensive model +skebs)
>>33992750
yesterday on nina's collab she said she was recording an ASMR and talked about the script being quite interesting (doctor themed) but that it will take a few weeks for the process (editing animating etc) to be finished

>>33990498
Yes, she's a cute schizo.

>>33992750
The...the what twitter?

>>33990498
she's also a literal schizo who openly talked about her ex-bf mod

>>33992967
She has an unhinged menhera twitter sub acc
It's private tho

>>33993012
way better than not talking about it

>>33993011
It's just like my japanese vtuber computer games.

>>33993080
Ame-chan is a whore

>>33993397
This bitch is taller than any girl in Hololive, chill

ive heard about her secret twitter number of times, whats the name?

>>33993397
>wh*te
dropped

>>33993631
It's called do your reps

>>33993631
even if you knew it's private now, only people who followed her can see it

>>33993679
nah, you, spoon, feed me bitch

>>33993397
PINK CHILDRENS GLOVES
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>33990498
Toddler voice is good, holo is THE pedobait agency

>>33993779
the majority of holomem have big tits

>>33993723
What's the point? It's privated

>>33990498
Omegatranny and the rest of the woketard management in charge of hiring the next talents will make sure no idol-minded girl will ever get into future HoloEN gens anymore and only cockchasing ethots who will debase themselves into just being accessories for the males will be admitted, to further "promote integration", smash muh toxic idol culture and own le entitled incel chud fans.

>>33994069
this is the kind of batshit insanity you miss out on by not coming here, remember this. alternatively, this is what is happening to your brain by coming here.

>>33993496
Height is just a number, bro

>>33994120
Nah, the man has words of veracity

>>33994374
you're not wrong in this case since you're never ever gonna see her

>>33990600
I could see Shondo, since she fills one of the archetypes I'd predict for EN3, but Nina has a goo thing going and probably wouldn't even consider it.

Idol culture IS bad and cringe, except if its Shondo

>>33992331
She's 5'7 so I doubt that.

>>33993397
that hand is not build like a smal hand

>>33990498
>Have natural autism which keep ideas flowing, and keep her streams from being bland
She hasn't had a single unique or creative steam.

>>33993960
Oppai loli is based. Too bad loli with big titty oneesans is ultra rare.

Shondo likes being Shondo a lot, but I don't disagree with you otherwise

>>33995035
She has 12cm hands and every image of them adds up to that being true.
I do also remember her saying she was 5'2 and 5'10 about 3 years apart in the Discord. 5'10 was first.
I don't think we know what her real height is, but she did say on stream a few months back she was an inch shorter than she thought.
>>33993397

Regardless though, she won't be in EN3 because she likes being Shondo too much. She's spent tens of thousands on art just because she loves her design and has tons of things coming. She's inclining a lot too and just doing generally well, so I think it's likely for the best she stays where she is.

>>33995157
Looks normal if you don't consider that her arm is almost anorexic thin, which they are

>>33995249
That's a lot of rightwing extremist symbols in one pic

>>33995286
it's a normal hand, just not a small hand, and definitely not an age 6-8 hand

>>33995157
It looks normal because she is deathly thin.
Once you take that into account, you realize her hands must be quite small.

>>33995249
Those are tall, skinny person hands. She's a minimum of 5'7. Actual small hands look like Lia from PC or Millie and Enna.

>>33990498
No.
Leave your filthy hands out of her you fucking redditor.

>>33995357
All three you listed are fat hands. Find me the hands of someone short who's skinny.
I agree the 5'7 is likely true, which makes her 5'6 given the measuring story didn't seem like keyfabe given she hasn't changed her model's official height.

>>33990498
God no. Imagine redditors getting their hands on her, her being the accessory to male streamers, her being restrained by management too much for kino, her being forced into either a model she doesn't like or a non-loli model.

>>33995249
that horse video is adorable and made me want to hug her really tight

>>33992429
That’s actually just how she sounds.

>>33990498
>6ft tall bf
>for unicorn company
are you insane?
Do you WANT them to get Kyoani'd?

>>33996001
>6ft tall bf
lol you wish, the guy makes 6 feet tall men look short

>>33990676
They're too short for her, unfortunately.

>>33996001
You're two years too late for this one my friend
Most of the talents in your unicorn company have an active 6ft tall boyfriend.

Shondo I know you're here please let me sniff your cunt

How come Shondo doesn't sound british at all while her mom has a really thick british accent? Is Shondo too americanized?

>>33993011
what kind of stuff does she post on there?

>>33996345
She's talked about this a lot, spending most of her adolescence online instead of in school caused her accent to dissipate a lot, and since streaming she's lost almost all that was left entirely. In her early streams she was a lot shyer and spoke very softly, had a slightly lower voice and more of an accent. Apparently streaming has caused her to talk a lot more than she ever did in her life previously and developing a way of speaking on stream killed what remained of the accent.
A little bit of it comes out sometimes though, when she's afraid or most notably when she was talking to her mother her voice softened a little and she got more of an accent again. Their whole exchange was incredibly cute.

>>33990498
She's never going to abandon her model, so no.
Phase Connect would actually be a likely option, but I don't think even they can handle how much of a sad girl she is.

>>33996471
It's basically an alter ego for her mental breakdowns
Barely any activity there quite honestly, just a few shizo posts and drawings about her persona in gore and physical abuse situations

She says whilst too much (aka saying it at all). Who the fuck actually says whilst?

>>33996732
She's friendly with pippa, lia, shiina who all appeared on her birthday, and phase has the Invaders program for vtubers to come in with their own assets so out of all possible options that one is the most viable. On the other hand she doesn't really need a corpo right now.

>>33992566
based

>>33990600
is she actually her sister or were you just saying that to be cute

>>33996999
I could see this but like you said, she doesn’t really need a corpo. She’s as big as Pippa.

>>33990600
Unironically to save HoloEN they need to beg Shondo and Nina to both join and give them the best and most fitting models of the gen. But apparently Shondo rejected them and Nina’s audition was rejected, which is insane to even consider.

>>33997342
they are just being cure, shondo is everyone's little sister

>>33997598
>Shondo rejected them
lmao, is that what she told you?

>join holoEN to get antagonized by the tranny/fujo/reddit fanbase about her unabashed GFE

>>33990498
Since when Shondo threads became sane?
Where Shizos?

>>33990498
Depends. If Hololive still has a boner for menheras then yes.
If they learned from the Rushia incident then no.

Shondo is a literal EN reject and went on a menhera rant about being betrayed by Fauna's roommate. They probably swept it under the rug by now, but the damage is done.
Then this year she went on an even harder menhera rant about getting revenge on a vet. I get grieving over a pet, but online to Twitter? She's a radioactive little schizo.
At this point she probably doesn't need a corpo though, so good for her in that regard. But she feels like a ticking timebomb you usually only see with 2views. Good luck shondofriends.

>>33995403
>All three you listed are fat hands.
Enna is a scrawny Chinese gremlin. Have you not seen her arms on handcam streams? They're twigs.

>>33990498
she sounds like Lil from Rugrats it's kinda weird

>>33990536
She deliberately streams NA hours since most of her viewers are American. Tell me how new?

>>33997598
Not sure if its the same, but her application wasnt viewed, so not sure if this is rejection or just incompetence.

>>33995249
leave her alone, creep

>>33990854
Shondo doesn't want in because she fears to have episodes that would damage the brand and herself.

>>34008664
>>34008664
>>34008664
But hacchama exists

>>33990673
>Miori
more whores? Nah senpai

>>33990498
I love cute and funny

>>33990498
Her ability to speak like a toddler is indeed remarkable, especially for a westerner. I say this as a Lunaito.

What are the chances of kirispica making it and debuting next month? (she graduated last month)

>>34009374
She was a mediocre chuba, she was a singer but not the most impactful or best one, not super entertaining either. But, who knows.

>>34007560
Too many applications to go through, so there will be plenty of applications that never get viewed.

>>33990498
wasn't it her versus lemonleaf for the fauna spot and lemon won? gave her a sore spot for hololive pretty sure

>>34004405
>They probably swept it under the rug by now,
They've completely moved on from that. With PL Fauna even appearing on Shondo's call in through video message.

There's no cunny model for HoloEN3, that's why Shondo dropped out of the running.

>>34009374
She’s somewhere else, look harder.

>>34012748
shit i just found something and you might be right

>Gets popular first week.
>Normies discover boat loads of Loli content.
>Gets cancelled
>Graduation 2 weeks in

Yeah definitely happening anon

>>34007506
>2 p.m.
>NA hours
Unless you are unemployed, ogey

>>33990498
> Fauna's nepohire

>>33990498
Holobeggars at it again. Ít must suck to have such shitty streamers that you frequent want to poach actually talented ones.

>>33991285
Stream got deleted. She made explicitly clear she will nuke it as she told her story.
But story short:
>She actually was in Hololive enough to know their software firsthand but not deep enough to actually be a member.
>Said their equipment was dogshit compared to even indies.
>Few implications a certain friend helped her inside
>Turned it down cause she felt it was more important to be true to herself and her community
>Literally said to screw the money
>Doesnt wanna have another model

>>33990498
>>Can perfectly mimic a toddler's voice, even on breakdown
You meant to say "looks like a loli but sounds like a autistic 50year old hag"?

>>34014888
>shondo gets in holo
>collab with nyanners
>smug as fuck loli baiting the pink cat the whole collab
it would be kino

>>33990498
Shondo and Nina for cute Big sister and Little Sister gimmicks, than hire Milky Mew for funny banter, funny accent and autistic roguelike spam

>>34017628
>"looks like a loli but sounds like a autistic 50year old hag"?
Perfection

>>34017872
Honestly I wouldn't look further if I'd be a holo recruiter. It's ready made success. Just recruit them in as is.

>political rant every few hours

>>33996345
Being on the internet all day unbrits them, but certain things like talking to family makes the bong accent resurge
The other British chuuba I watch is the same

>>34018484
What are her political stances?

Wait, did jannies really delete the pic of her arm even though she posted it herself on twitter AND showed it live on stream?

>>33990498
>Can perfectly mimic a toddler's voice, even on breakdown
Wow its almost like that's her real voice
Why is it so hard to believe some girls do talk like fucking toddler retards?

>>34017352
>Said their equipment was dogshit compared to even indies.
There's a ton of pretty conclusive evidence that supports this.
Honestly, seeing all the HoloENs girls' interest in streaming slowly peter off the longer they stay within Hololive makes me think Hololive is a genuinely shit place to work at.
Besides the money, of course, but what's infuriating is the bad stuff isn't even *necessary* for the money to happen, it seems to be mostly incompetence.

>>33990498
I need cunnyshadow

If she joins HoloEN3, she'll be forced to use another avatar picked for her, which likely won't be cunny

Kiki is the superior lolituber

>>34018796
Forgive them, they do it for literally 0$/hour. How considerate of them